I am surprised Simon did not buzz this guy

Lmaoo

If I was simon I would do it when he showd david the color red...

Yep

@Donald Gann Thank you D

@Clash_of_monkeys I found the whole episode and Simon did not buzz him. He gave him a No but no buzzer. The guy actually got through on this try. He had auditioned 6 other times. This time David, Amanda, and Alecia gave him a Yes.

Man basically went on stage and said “My talent is pissing off Simon!” Edit: I’m very proud of what we’ve done here.

Literally took the words out my mouth how you do dat bro!!!!

And you should be

And you should

hes already dead, david j watson, his name

aka the perfect talent

Man dedicated his entire act to pissing off Simon Cowell. 🤣

He got the Simon scowel

Funny

Heroes are born each day.

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 yeah, our cute Simon

Deserved lmfao

That one teacher who can't stand you for no reason.

FR

🤣

🤣🤣🤣

Oh there is always a reason lol

My science teacher straight up told me that she hates my voice And asked me why I liked death only because I wore a black jacket every day...

When two Brits meet with similar humor, it's true comedy

Bro violated him in a 100 different ways💀

-"What color is this, Simon?" -"Banana" -"No,Simon, banana is not a color"

​@nicole082200 Piazza31! And what shade would be in a place people never had seen bananas?

Lemao

@Ludvig he was a hypothetical scenario for you to respond making you a hypothetical scenario for me to respond

​@roranoazoro bro wtf 😐

So close, that is a fruit 💞

He haunts Simon’s dreams every night.

That one teacher that doesn't hide the fact they dislike you

“What colour is this, Simon?” “A colour.” “No. You’re wrong, it’s a *shade* .” 💀💀💀

@FruityBooty💀

No, it's a lamp

@FruityBooty people say jokes because its their sense of humor its pretty obvious why theyre laughing

🤣🤣🤣

​@CIA Also, if what I said was rude I apologize as it was unintended.

simon went through the 7 stages of grief

This man got guts to tell Simon he is wrong.💀

yeah I agree and he is doing that to Simon because I think he hates him.

Simon finally got picked on without it being offensive

9.2k likes and 18 replies?let me fix that

@Elina Evans 5 replies and 0 bitshes, i can’t fix that.

​@RoseHaw Simon was offensive to others

7.3k likes 🎉

Wot

This is how you wholesomely gaslight someone.

Yeah Simon got messed up with but Amanda’s “PUH-PLE” was so perfect

“What colours this Simon? “ “Grey” “No, it’s dark white”

@Arson hahaha

No, it's caucasian caught on electric shock.

Pfffft-

NOT DARK WHITE!!!! 🤣🤣🤣

🤣🤣🤣

Simon asking this guy the colour of his buzzer wouldve been great

@ElectricRe1 😂😂

*That is 100% something Simon would do* But I think he was in so much disbelief, with the audacity of this guy telling him the “right” colors, he just didn’t give a #### anymore 😂

THAT WOULD HAVE BEEN LEGENDARY!!!! 🤣🤣🤣

Bro has more self confidence then the judges 💀💀

This guy has the strongest guts to do this to Simon 💀

17k likes and 42 replies? I’m gonna fix that

Why what’s he gonna do?

16k likes and 40 comments? im gonna fix that

Hes built different. Simon isn't scary he has no talents

​@Kaii_540 🤣🤣🤣☠️☠️☠️

Love seeing roasting Simon like this 😂 lots of guts needed bruh

As indigo, I can confirm that the string was me.

"Simon, What colour is this? "Oak" "It's brown"

Pretty sure that’s what he was trying to accomplish but Simon wasn’t going.

Lolllll

Was waiting for this

I was think the same thing

LMAO

This guy can make Simon question all his life decisions.

Simon seemed actually upset lol

"What color's this, Simon?" "Blue" "No, it's sk--" **BUZZER NOISE**

3.9k likes and 15 replies? Imma fix that

@Jay Ee :(

​@Tiya Time yes we will. 3.6K likes and only 13 comments. I'm not having it

@Chloe Mischa i missed it... I wish i could see this number, i like because of gravity falls

@Blayne Harvey oh, thank you, i tried ^_^

I love how Simon can take a joke. Do this to any other judge and they'd get Furious and buzz

*bro had a personal grudge against simon* 💀

Bro got something personal with simon

He is probably a directioner 😂😂

​@Riya Gargthought the same

@Jovanibruh, if you don’t know just say “they” not “it”. That’s just rude.

look up Britain's got talent David blunket impression.

but he deserves this haha

I hope his whole audition was just this for 10 minutes straight

I love that u can hear him trying to hold back his laughter when he goes back to asking simon

honestly, Simon kinda deserves that XD

Ikr

​@Dogs yea sometimes he goes over the top when judging people's performances

@Esther Tyndall hi

Hi

I love acts like this

Little did we know the performer told the judges a tragic origin story before doing his talent

simon in this is like that one kid the teacher picks on for not listening or something

I feel like the performer was waiting on Simon to eventually say something very specific, as the performer had just been doing, and then the performer would switch up and be like "no, silly it's pink"

David done messed up when he said red lol he should've kept the fruit thing going

@Zeniat Haroun  Do you not hope for the funny moment? Do you go through life just thinking, never imagining? I hope the funny moment comes one day, and I will be ready when it does.

@Ownniceguy I was kinda thinking he'd say that too, but not hoping.

@Dilan Rajapaksha Yeah, that's why he stuck to the general colours.

Lol, same!!

The pure happiness in his voice as he says "its banana :D"

Simone is going back to kindergarten learning his colors

No one's talking about how nervous the judges were about failing to identify their colors lol

Ye well for some obvious resson he has something personally against simon lol

@SirWeebs they didn't suggest what you devised either..

Tbh the judges were probably worried because there small strips and their far away

@Katek wouldve been better off with no comments than urs.

Yeah you are right. And even getting to be asked. Lol.

"What colour is this, Simon?" "Brown" "No Simon, it's chocolate".

This man is the per-fect representation of directioners😂❤️

-Back to you Simon! What colour is this? -Apple. -It's red.

It's red

I really thought this was going to happen but with green. I thought he would say grass

I was waiting for that to happen 😂

LOL I thought that was gonna happen with a color 😂

*[EXTREMELY LOUD BUZZER NOISE]*

She's trolling Simon the whole time. 🤣

Simons pain makes me happy😂

The man came to troll Simon only .

@Krevakibro thats obv a dude

​@SkaiP the woman didn't the first time, so no

@Krevaki 💀

We have a detective here.

The woman*

Legend says that he is still telling " back to you again Simon"

Alternate title: British guy oppresses simon

I love when someone successfully messes with Simon.

Me too!!😁😁

lol me too

The best way to get on Simon's nerves, bully him during your act. 😂

"What colour is this, Simon?" "Pink" "No, it's light red"

"What color is this? *holds up black*" "... shadow?.." *boss music starts playing*

@Joseph Hanson I apologize on your behalf for the inability to keep your opinions to yourself.

Didn’t find this in the least funny. It was actually super boring. Simon did well to put up with it.😊

Black isn't a color

"No, it's charcoal"

No, it’s Jamal

If you ever feel dumb just remember people like Simon exist

Respects to Simon for actually having patience

Simon probably ruined his bit to a degree, he was probably expecting him to say "It's kiwi" and responding "No Simon, it's green"

He probably accounted for either response when planning the bit

And that would have made it funny?

Yeah no then the contestant should have thought this through before executing the act, if it was that easy to expect someone to follow along with the act then anyone should be able to do this 🤔

that’s what i was expecting

fr

Now imagine the same conversation with Jeremy Clarkson

Simon was hoping to get one of them correct. So he kept trying.

Is it just me or is it satisfying to see simon being proved wrong over petty things

@Some One He isn’t wrong. But he’s not correct

He isn’t wrong though

whatever this person’s mission was, i’m totally here for it

Legend. Greatly missed RIP David Watson

Dude went on America's got talent just to troll Simon lmao

That would be funny if he actually did. 🤣🤣🤣

It’s Britains got talent

The way he said It's Banana was super cute. What a wholesome grandpa

He's the word "Try and try until you succeed", I wish I have the same determination in life.

"What colour is this, Simon?" "Brown." "No. It's a poop."

​@Zeniat Haroun that's how we say it in Indonesia. Cokelat

Or you could just say it's Chocolate 😂

This guy is so unpredictable,i cant😭🤚

Simon didn’t bite. He was hoping Simon would give in and pick an object, so he could roast him.

"What color is this ?" "Orange" "No it's orange the fruit"

No, it's Tangerine.

Nah it's a mandarin

Before orange they called orange "red yellow" so he'd probably say it's that lol

he'd say tangerine so he doesn't repeat what simon said

His act is "I pissed Simon off, but didn't get buzzed off". Genius 🤣

His talent was pushing Simon past the breaking point 😂

I woulda found it hilarious if Simon said Indigo and the guy said no it's dark blue.

@Zeniat Haroun Could you explain more please ?

@Matthieu Mécène Well, duh. He's just saying it would be hilarious if Simon fell for his trick. So who cares?

I felt like he was prepared for both

@A B It's a taco dressing

Indigo isn't a fruit tho

He made directioners very happy

he was waiting for him to say something random like "midnight" and respond with "no its dark blue?"

This is the perfect way to give Simon his own medicine

They need to put this dude up as a gatekeeper who's gotta interview everyone that come up like this but every time they loose they gotta eat a donut for the added affect of feeling like a donut

i love how alesha is just like "what 'bout me?! "

"what color's this, simon?" "gold amber autumn breeze" "wrong. it's orange"

5 year old me testing my dads patience;

I was wondering why simon was taking so long to give him that correct red cross.

This guy was testing Simons patience I’m surprised he didn’t buzz

I love the way how he says back to you Simon. Something about it is very pleasant to the ear.

You can Literally see in Simon’s eyes he was soooo irritated by that guy!

It really wasn't dark blue, makes it even better 😆

@Gonzka Youre completely missing the point in the original comment🤦‍♂️ We all know the punchline is simon says the colour and the comedian says its a different variant of that colour, the point is he got the first ones right but the guy said theyre wrong anyway, but the last one was purple and he said dark blue, he obviously didnt know that simon was going to actually say the wrong colour and it isnt the punchline

​@0472he the fact it was actually indigo and not dark blue is the punchline. That's what the whole joke was building towards.

@Gonzka No its not? How was he supposed to know simon would get the colour wrong? You completely missed the joke.

​@Kukri r/wooosh

@Josh no, everything the performer said so far was the same colour as the thing. i’m positive it’s legitimately some sort of purple, not dark blue, i doubt they’d get that wrong when it’s two inches in front of them

That's one of the best talents I have ever seen making Simon angry

I cannot believe Simon got these wrong this is basic anatomy smh

I love this man. We need an episode of every contestant just trolling/messing with Simon😂

​@ThreeDogsInATrenchcoatthe contestant, not the Judge

​@Taty Bae ...Simon

What his name?

I think he was aiming for Simon to say something like “grass” so then he’d be like “No Simon, that’s green”

Everyone laughing because they can tell he’s attacking Simon on purpose

“what color is this, simon?” “brown” “no, it’s dark orange”

No, it's orange with context.

​@moai🗿 i assume you learned this from onlujayus

No its Shi-

Brown is indeed dark orange, you won't find it in the color wheel

He was litrally testing his patience

Imagine he pulls out a red and one of the other judges says blue and he just goes, "correct" and when he gets back to Simon he does the same thing

The only treatment Simon deserves

-“What color is this, Simon?” -“Green” -“It’s lime”

I just love when people make salmon cowbell mad and annoy him

Simon taste on his own medicine 🤣

Indeed !!! And he don't like that ! 😂

Simon had flashbacks to kindergarten

All people need laughter and feel happy.

“It’s indigo so In you go” Got me lol! Edit: I’ve never gotten this many likes before Tysm!!!

SOMEONE ELSE HEARD IT

@Clint Walker internet

Yesss 😂😂😂

Isn’t it amazing omg like you should totally make a youtube vids now and just write comments like oh omg.

Simon should have asked him what colour was the red buzzer

Simon is suffering from narcissistic injury as we speak

“Indigo “ “In you go” Got me dying 😂

She just loves teasing him 😆

Teachers be like:

"What colours this is Simon?" "Black" "No it's Ni-"

How about something like "charcoal" instead?

HAHAHA the n-word, hilarious as always. Idk, it's like one of those jokes that never get old.

💀🤣🤣

Noooooooo