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Find jesus was the best

Finding Jesus is hilarious

Damn! I can buy D-Arts stuff now!

Hey what happened to arachnid kid

what happened to your right eye.. did your father beat you 🥴

"Emotional Damage" and "I will send you to Jesus" have become an almost daily quotes since i started watching this channel about 2 weeks ago. Comedy Gold!

I WILL SEND YOU TO jesus

Same

We and my friends made our own emotional damage memes for example “ SOTIAL ANXIETY”

I started 10 years ago failure

I will send you to emotional Jesus…..damage!

“Tom double decker bus” “DOUBLE DECKER BUS!?” “I will send you to jesus” Best line of the day

Steven He is an international treasure. We must protect him at all cost. Otherwise, there will be EMOTIONAL DAMAGE!

"We can stream movies at home but we need it for the plot " lmao that killed me

you have been getting quite a few sponsors lately and im so happy and proud of how far you have came in the last few years

" The incredible bulk..... Features KSI " it killed Me, comedy gold at its finest.

I was confused

And jjs now seen it

Ayo fatneek you in incredible bulk

MAN HE’S STILL BULKING

@Steven He it is 100% the best joke you have ever made in your entire life. I'm now clipping it and submitting it to his reddit thread. I really want to get him to include it in his reddit reaction videos.

“Do you have Christopher Nolan?” “No, but we have his optimistic brother, Christopher Yeslon.” “Christopher Yeslon?!” You're Killing me with these skits.

The mission impossible got me so good i couldn’t stop laughing LOL

@LilyPillow And with Tom double decker bus

Mission probably not

“DOUBLE DECKA BUSS” HAD ME DYING 😂😂🤣

The “That” instead of “IT” killed me right at the beginning 💀💀😂😂😂

I like how Steven just turns into a plank when he's confused

@Usibistro Plays you mean the book terorists read? 👀

Yes

Lol 😂 those brands are confusing failures! Expect finding Jesus 2 🙏🏼

@Steven He YEEEEE

1:04

He tried to find a copy of Finding Nemo but ended up with “Finding Jesus” 😂😂😂😂😂😂

Steven never ceases to make us laugh 😆

The fact that the salesman is still scared of human contact juist like weio2 is amazing

"do you have inside out?" "We have Upside Down" "Do you have Godzilla?" "We have Iguana"

The way he said “Double decker bus” got me laughing so hard for some reason 😹😹😹

lollolloloolollololol

I will send you to jesus

@ants review *insert 21 century fox intro music here* NOBODY CARES

*D O U B L E D E C K E R B U S*

Me too

Thanks Steven, I was pretty bored today but after watching your vids I almost died laughing 😂

This was too funny and very creative!😂

This killed me. I am dead. I laughed so much I couldn't breathe and died. This is legit the best trilogy of all time xD

Whenever he says "I will send you to Jesus" my day gets better 🤣

"IT says THAT??" "Yea the director wanted to be more specific" I don't think it gets better than this lol

Just wait for the terrifying sequel: "THOSE"

@Steven He what that cashier will be doing: 0:44

@Doggo who is that?

@ants review i will send you to JESUS

jesus christ steven, this is so dangerous, i nearly choked off my tea while drinking. i wanna see more of this kinda stuff🤣🤣🤣🤣

I don't know why, but him laying in random places in the literal plank position has me dead EVERYTIME.

Beautiful! I have no words! This is amazing! I'm laughing my head off! Lol!!!! Keep up the great work! Your videos always give a smile on my face! 😃 😊 😀 😄 😁 😆

"i will send you to Jesus" makes me laugh every time.

"We have Bone Alone" "Atleast it's child friendly" *I was laughing like a maniac on the floor*

the dog must be really bonely

@Mathias Caraballo all of the ones that showed up on screen are real including some of the ones that aren't shown The incredible Bulk is real. He's purple.

"Aquafina?" "We have Fiji water" oof size large

It exists 😐😐😐😶😶😶😶

Bone alone is spin off

“Do you have Al Pacino?” “We have Macchiato” That killed me 🤣🤣

"We need this for the plot" is the best line I have heard

I have never laughed that hard in my life.

I liked it when he said "We could have streamed but we need this for the plot😂

“Do you have Christopher Nolan?” “No, but we have his optimistic brother, Christopher Yeslon.” *“Christopher Yeslon?!”* I’m crying 😭

or YesWiFi

I just saw this comment when ‘Do you have Christopher Nolan?” part came up

Christopher Maybelon

Christopher Yeswifi...? Yesdialup?

🤣

His vids always make me laugh so hard

When he says "I will send you to Jesus" I always die of laughter

Fell out of my skin laughing!

“We got mission *probably not* “ That one got me 🤣🤣 I would talk about more funny stuff but there’s just too much in there and no one will probably read it

Legit I knew this was going to be a masterpiece when he said “Thin Diesel”

Lollll

I thought he was going to say vin GASOLINE or some gas related stuff.

😭😭😭😭😭 IM READING THIS COMMENT AS HE SAID IT AND I DIED

Finding jesus 2

I just started cracking up when he said “we have metal man, weboy,and the incredible bulk

The best part about the Home Alone joke? Bone Alone is technically an actual part of the Home Alone series, to memory. Meaning it's not actually off-brand. You say that ruins the joke, I say tomato(tuh-may-der), but what I mean is that it's so far removed it might as well be and that's great-

When Steven actually send the employee to jesus: finding jesus. It really made me laugh hard🤣

This video almost made me cry of laughter. I had to pause it or I would have died.

“Do you have finding nemo” “No but we have finding Jesus” I can’t stop laughing at these skits there so good🤣😂😂🤣

😂😭 "Send Nemo to Jesus the Movie."

he could added on to that “Do you have finding nemo” “No but we have finding Jesus” finding jeasus 2 weres the first oh we skipped the first one went straight to the 2nd one

"I will send you to Jesus!" "You can deliver me to Nemo"

The next version of that movie is "I will send you to Jesus" 😂

My favorite part is when he asks “Do you have fast and the furious?” “No but we have fast and the frustrated” 🤣

The weird planks got me wheezing 😂😂😂😂😂

the way he said "double decker bus!" 🤣

"i will send you to Jesus" is my favourite line from now on 😂

Yes, I'm a big fan of Christopher Yeslan! Looking forward for Closedheimer next year 🔥

"Yeah, he lost weight for this one. That's *THIN* Diesel." *Steven He's Dad immediately starts planking out of nowhere*

@ceiling light Vin Electric's series ended after the first movie. Sequels were in production but they spent the better part of two decades searching for charging stations. For real though Vin Electric is hilarious.

Why not Thin Gasoline

@Miles Doyle This is not a church Father pls go back to the chruch where u belong and teach others of this holy message

@Steven He bilan chin qalbimdan tabriklayman va

@Miles Doyle Random, but based.

"You got stranger things?" "We got weirdo kids" Had me rolling 😭😭

Same

The way he got up from the bed like an alive plank 🤣😆🤣🤣🤣

I like how he just does random poses out of no where

Ah yes- *weirdo kids* I love that show. I'm so hyped for the 4th season

"You have stranger things?" "No, we got weirdo kids" Now if only steven's dad said "My son would star in that"

It would be better if it is called failure kids, then steven dad can say "my son starred in that one"

🤣🤣

@Nuray Sehum stop

woah triple bots?

I can't get enough of off brand "we have mission probably not with .... Tom double decker bus"

For the marvel ones you shoulda said: “we also got Brown Recluse”

The slipper got me laughing🤣 😂 🤣 😂

Steven said legendary movie names - Thin diesel,finding Jesus 2,tom double decker bus can't stop laughing 😂😂😂

The way Steven does the close up shot that then zooms out while Stevens in a stupid position is always funny. :]

Ditto. And that music that plays during it. 😆

@Steven He cant wait

lol yeah

@Steven He Yay!

There will be plenty more

1:31 lol that caught me off guard 😂

I was actually excited to check out Bokksu, then saw it was $50 a month. Nah, I'd rather fill up my gas tank.

When he said octopus contest. I died In laughter.

"You got Al Pacino?" "We got Macchiato" Never expected this glorious idea

Best Quote of 2021: "Back in my day, we only had physical damage" --Steven He's dad

@Steven He Christopher Yesli-

Sub to this man

Nur für Fans über 18 Jahre💋🔥 "SV.FURDICH.FUN" "SV.FURDICH.FUN" tricks I do not know Megan: "Hotter" Hopi: "Sweeter" Joonie: "Cooler" Yoongi: "Butter So with toy and his tricks, do not read it to him that he writes well mamon there are only to laugh for a while and not be sad and stressed because of the hard life that is lived today. Köz karaş: '' Taŋ kaldım '' Erinder: '' Sezimdüü '' Jılmayuu: '' Tattuuraak '' Dene: '' Muzdak '' Jizn, kak krasivaya melodiya, tolko pesni pereputalis. Aç köz arstan Bul ukmuştuuday ısık kün bolçu, jana arstan abdan açka bolgon. Uyunan çıgıp, tigi jer-jerdi izdedi. Al kiçinekey koyondu wins taba algan. Al bir az oylonboy koyondu karmadı. '' Bul koyon menin kursagımdı toyguza albayt '' dep oylodu arstan. Arstan koyondu öltüröyün dep jatkanda, bir kiyik tigi tarapka çurkadı. Arstan aç köz bolup kaldı. Kiçine koyondu emes, çoŋ kiyikti jegen jakşı dep oylodu. # 垃圾 They are one of the best concerts, you can not go but just seeing them from the screen, I know it was surprising.. 💗❤💌💘

@Wolfe knew someone will say that

@Sheehan Banka noce

Thank you for making me laugh I needed it

0:58 mans fucking planked when he heard T H I N Diesel 🤣🤣

"We could've streamed this at home but we need it for the plot, so-" 😂😂😂

Watching youtube video from 2012 and hands down this chanel made me laugh the most.The scripts are amazing and well thought 😄🤣😂

The funnies part is when he said “thin diesel” and Steven started laying on everything lol 😂 😂😂

I thought he would say Vin Gasoline. It's how I call him.

LOL PLANKING

he was bringing back planking

Customer: “Do you have home alone?” Store Clerk: “We have Bone alone.”

idk why i died of laughing when he said "mission probably not"

“You got Squid game” “We got octopus contest” Lmao😭💀

Bro when he said double decker bus I laughed so hard XD

They played a clip of you on the radio when I was in the car with my mother and she laughed hysterically when she heard “EMOTIONAL DAMAGE”😂 Congrats man👏

That's amazing. 😄

DOUBLE DECKER BUS

Ours man's famous

The fact that he says I will send you to Jesus in an chinese accent is hilarious ( not being racist )

I laughed so hard I almost went to Jesus. 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

"finding Jesus 2" I would watch that, seriously, I would.

“Look at how fat you’ve become Steven” That’s what all the family is gonna say if they watch the sponsor of this video

2:59 I like how Steven is literally laying on that piece of furniture like a fish and starts laughing weirdly

Mom: Steven He Dolphins doesn't exist @Steven He Pretending to be a Dolphin at 2:59 :

That's a dolphine what are you talking about

@Steven He dude you are an absolute legend,u deserve atleast 10 mil subs mate Seriously,there hasnt been a single video of urs so far where i havnt laughed,nailed it every single time!😂

HAHAHAHA

Oh my god the aggressive planking 😂

"you have a mission impossible" yeah we have "Mission probably not I laugh so hard at this

I wanna buy everything in that store and watch it all

The “finding Jesus 2” just hit different 💀

Christopher Yeslan was already good, but the way Steven's dad shouts it back destroyed me. As always well done.

💯 percent 🤣

The random planking and 'I will send you to Jesus' crack me up 😂

I love that he mentioned the incredible bulk because that was an actual movie

If you have part 4 in the future, I'll wait for it.

Love the skits. Gives me 2012 vibes

“You got Finding Nemo?” “No we got Finding Jesus.” Steven’s dad should’ve been like, “You want to find him so bad? I will send you to him.”

Missed Opportunity

lol true

YES!!

I love this one so much cant belive you do another part. Pls do another part xD

“DOUBLE DEC-KER BUS?!?!?!?!?!?!?” That got me good XDD

"Yeah, we can stream movies at home, but we need this for the plot so..." Literally, every clique horror movie in a nutshell. XD

"You got fast and furious" "We've got fast and frustrated" Lol 😭

Steven: Do you have "Disney?" (this knee) Store guy: Yes we have "that knee" Steven: EXPLODES

Steven He's dad*

more like "That elbow".

Endless laughter 😂😂

1:21 my favourite line by him so far

OMG planking as an expression of frustration. I love it

i can't stop laughing as an asian

He's absolutely correct about the Bulk part. That sh*t was a masterpiece.

A movie about a vilain that HATES dust

It's about the power of laughter

I thought it was "the Amazing Bulk."

@Toy Master yes its, just type JJ on youtube

The sheer amount of poorly cgi stock footage

"im bleeding, i need a first aid kit!!" "we got a second assistance pack"

The anger planking got me good.

The laugh at the end at me cracking up