This guy got an entire task force and a copycat. Just for pooping

You can achieve anything if you're the best in it

@Lord_Alex12 Best comment I’ve found here

Task force 1💩1

“The Phantom Shitter” has no reason to sound THAT badass.

Nice

@naiPsIefiL derussAtseR 🤣🤣🤣

This man sounding like a fucking Metal Gear Solid Character

Exactly 🤣🤣💀

Fr 🤣🤣

Imagine being told "you're just a meer copycat, you'll never be as good as he whom sharted"

"Your poop will never be as powerful"

*mere

If that highschool story was made into an anime:

😂😂

"he lacked the finesse" makes it sound so good

The copycat was probably his son but lacked the abilities of his father

"the phantom shitter" sounds even more better

"After only a couple of dookies*. He didn't have the same stealth and finesse*." I'm fucking crying! Lmaooo 💀💀💀

@pantommy "...your response is just bitter and serves to lower the overall happiness of the entire comment section." that is exactly what I was trying to achieve. :)

@Classical Sheet Music saying that quoting a comment is as unoriginal as doing the deed. There will always be one of YOU on every quoted comment, at this point the people quoting don't annoy me but people like you do. At least the quoted comments are laughing, your response is just bitter and serves to lower the overall happiness of the entire comment section. Please stop responding to these comments in a bitter fashion, if not for me then for the happiness of everyone else who doesn't want to see the same copy and pasted angry "omg copied comment!1!1!!" reply.

That "💀" just makes my brain shrivel

@Classical Sheet Music they’re laughing at it. Why are you so hung up on someone laughing

Um, how tf did the guy make shitting in urinals sounds so badass💀

Its an art, pal.

@zen yeah exactly not so badass after all huh

Imagine trying to shit in a urinal and getting walked in on. How u gonna explain that

The more attention something gets, the biggest it's impact is

It ain’t so badass until it happens at your school

I was waiting for the "truth be told, I was the phantom shitter"

@Meme-o death note shit lmao

If he told us, his "Phanthom" call sign will be removed from "Shitter"

If he was the real phantom shitter, he'd never do something as foolish as admitting his crimes

FBI: we got em

"Someone took a dook in the urinal, mmkay."

“Ya see that’s bad, mm mmkay”

“I just started getting a clue” “I got a raging clue right now”

THE SOUTH PARK REFERENCE 💀 HELP

"The Phantom shitter." WHAT A LEGEND INDEED, seriously having stealth like that is actually giving the military an advantage knowing they have someone who has stealth.

"Big sloppy shameless dookies" LMAO

This reminds me of the “mad grabber.” This happened when I was deployed to Spiker Iraq. We had someone going around groping people and running away. Never caught.

@Bio Emiliano This was damn near 16 years ago. I don’t remember.

Were it's victims male or female? or both?

@Peter Geramin Ever been to Spiker Iraq? The walk to the bathrooms, with no lighting, in the pitch black dark, over 400 meters from where your compound is 😉

I mean, you could just turn around and see who it is but I guess not.

@Angel Stokes it's not twisted, I think it's honestly hilarious :)

The "Pooooops" had no reason to sound like that.

Lmao. I thought no one noticed. Lmao.

poOOps

@coriander97 * lmao same

i laughed the hardest at that moment

I was looking for this comment. Thank you.

My school had the phantom shitter who would randomly shit somewhere in the school. He was caught after shitting right under a camera. We also had the Phantom jizzer who was also caught at one point.

THE PHANTOM JIZZER?!

The jiz guy just wanted to have a reason to get off

Waiting for the Phantom Pisser

Wtf

I love how there was an entire task force made by the school just to find him, yet it failed and the dude never got caught but did get a copycat.

I’m suddenly getting the urge to be the next Phantom Shitter but I don’t have the courage to do so. It’s also summer break so I can’t be one just yet. I’ll use the time to get more courageous.

Good luck bud. Your mates are with you :)

Remember what you are chasing for: the legendary status few to none could get in their lifetime. We only live once, so make yourself a legend. Good luck on your future endeavors

@Whoareyou-stranger 💀😂😂

Try practicing in the family sink or a doorstep somewhere. Train hard run fast. You'll get there bud.

You will need at acquire a very specified set of skills and even then it may just be unachievable for a mere mortal.

"He lacked the finesse" that line got me 😂😂😂

This made me laugh hysterically loud bruh holy S H 1 T

There’s no reason for this to be so funny but me too😂

the fact that he doesnt get caught even with a damn task force assign just for him, it tell on how much of an excellent student he is and how much of skill he has

I can only imagine this guy sitting in class, having his head full of plans on how to shit in urinals The Phantom Shitter is a legend and I garuntee he is probably one of the people who were like trying to find our who he really is, trying to be as misleading as possible

"He lacked the finesse of the mysterious original". Gold!!

“The Phantom Shitter” 😭✋

We had this at my school except they would smear it all over the walls and would do it in both the boys and girls bathrooms so it was kind of impossible to figure out who it was.

Soldier: breaks through enemy lines and is never caught The military: Dear god... he’s back

The more I think about what this brave man did the more I think about how impossible of a task that actually is. You’re at a military school they have people specifically designed to catch you and you still get away with it. He should’ve revealed himself at graduation and got an offer to join whatever elite stealth unit he wanted. He is well trained in the arts of dropping ruthless dueces on the enemies 😂

What makes this so funny is that in my last highschool year we had a guy who would leave explosive diarrhea surrounding the toilets. Me and my friends started investigating and keeping track of who went to the bathroom during lessons (we were in different classes).We had a couple suspects but in a biased way with little to no evidence.Some weeks later the school principal mentioned in the morning prayer that they would catch whoever was responsible but our very own "phantom shitter" continued for weeks flying undetected.Weeks turned into months until school closed due to covid.When we came back we were focused on our last exams for college so everyone forgot about it.After getting to college I asked my brother who was now in his 1st high school year and my cousin who was in his 2nd if the incidents continued and to my surprise they did.I was convinced that it was someone from my class but I was wrong. One year later there were still incidents so it had to be someone from my cousin's class because they were the only ones left from 2020. Now that they finished school too it's a matter of time to see if the "phantom shitter" was one of them.I have a lot of theories including the copycat theory but one thing is certain,I can still sense the horrifying smell and I am forever traumatized.This case yet remains cold.

"Phantom shitter" bro playd on deathwish difficulty mode and he still won

I was homeschooled but my neighborhood was so full of kids I basically had the same experience except no adults to get in the way of us being criminals and beating the piss out of each other. I became a legend for a lot of things, but one thing I was really good at was bike stunts, which overall resulted in two of the worst injuries I've had in my life, and I've been quite literally mauled by a dog so that should say something.

The Phantom Shitter. I can only imagine that after a while of this people just started yelling: “THE PHANTOM SHITTER STRIKES AGAIN!”

I HAVENT LAUGHED LIKE THIS IN MONTHS LMAO

That’s hilarious, when I was in school there was a kid pissing in the water fountain in the boys bathroom. My teacher McFarlane used to absolutely hate me and just assumed it was me and I was put in detention everyday for 2 weeks. I was then sick for two days and guess what. Someone pissed in the fountain both days so it was obviously not me and the teacher had to publicly apologise to me. He never fucked with me again after that. The person got caught after 2 months and it turned out to be a kid with learning disabilities who had a history of doing similar things. Crazy world we live in.

I was a legend at my school. I was in a military boarding school, very strict and regimental, no tolerance for misbehaviour. Multiple years of this environment pushed me off the deep end. I started leaving big sloppy shameless dukeies in the urinals. At least once a month for 3 years. I was never caught because of my stealth, conviction and utter lack of shame. I heard after I left here was briefly a copycat but he got caught. He lacked my originality.

Someone did this in my school. There was an intercom announcement about it and everyone was dying

Had a friend that did this back in high school. Never got caught, no matter how many monitors or “rewards” assigned to catching the culprit, they never caught him. How he did it was he had pooped into a doggie bag, and then placed the shit into the urinals, then disposed of the bag. He’d use the school toilet, drop it when no one was around, and dipped. He had lookouts that he trusted as well. Still never got caught. Called him the bathroom menace, and someone in my class got voted most likely to be the bathroom menace.

My explanation- They were looking for students but it was probably one of the staff/janitors. The person doing it never did his business at the urinal. It was always placed quickly from a plastic doggy bag. The reason it eventually stopped was due to the lack of original suspects. Had the original line up of students all graduated and the problem persisted, then there would be serious evidence to support the idea that the culprit isn't a regular student. I dont believe this was done by a group of individuals, as that scenario always lead to the beans being spilled somehow. The culprit would have been better known among classmates.

I was the high school legend, got suspended for an array of things. I would spit spitballs on the ceilings, motivational pictures on the wall, the smart board, and even teachers heads a few times. I would confidently shit talk to teachers when I knew I could, pushed every staff members' buttons. I also sold sodas and snacks out of my locker, and I was the first huge stoner/drinker ontop of it all so there was big talk of that. Everytime I got in trouble I would go down to the office and negotiate my punishment and it usually ended up with me saying ,"we both know I'm not gonna go to detention after 3 o'clock, so what do I gotta do?" And would always get lunch detention, but always used the extra time to deliver teachers mail rather than sitting on the office. Also was the only one ever to get expelled in my graduating class, but came back a year and a half later 💯💯

"Ok so what makes you think your stealthy enough to sneak inside buildings." The phantom shitter:......😏

According to my friends, it's me, which I find very flattering. I'm in a very small class at my school that focuses on film and filmmaking (I'm hoping to become a director). The class itself is usually overlooked by the class and unlike other art programs who had up to 60-80 people at a time, we only have about 24. I refused to stand for this and dedicated my second year in high school to improving the class. I did a bunch of stuff for both my fellow students and my teacher. I helped out with fundraisers, I did all of the talking for major events to the point I lost my voice, I got other students to join us after hearing them talk about their dissatisfaction in their current class, I even hosted an Oscar party for my class before the end of the year. I plan to do a lot more after summer, I'm gonna make my third year entirely for my class. We're filmmakers. And while yes it's a small class, we deserve a hell of a lot more than an eighth of our schools budget which the others get a hell of a lot more.

@Lopeped It appears so. The original video I was looking for was "What did you do for your class which made you 'school famous'?"

... wrong video?

'He lacked the finesse of the mysterious original' Best line of the entire story

This reminds me of my school, when I was a junior there was a group of seniors known for what they called Sky Drops. They would shit from the top of the dividers of the stall and see if they could make it 😂

I worked for a very small company and one colleague was going nuts because someone left baguettes in his favorite toilet. The culprit later told us it was him and he was doing it because the other guy was constantly bullying him for slacking off.

Mr. Mackey: WHO DOOKIED IN THE URINALS MKAY!

I read it with his voice in my head

I shall now be adding “shameless dookie” into my vocabulary

Same thing happened in my school, had the name “the shit slinging slasher” though

"He lacked the finesse" FINESSE. Why does crapping in a urinal sound so anti-hero, I guess.

Dude I'm crying 😭😂 "The phantom shitter" this story is too perfect 😂

Dude I'm crying 😭😂 "The phantom shitter" this story is too perfect 😂

This genuinely made me laugh :)

"The Phantom Shitter" deadass sounds like one of the the coolest thing to be called

This is actually a military tradition that goes back as far as the Vietnam War and probably longer. Mostly a Navy thing on ships but occasionally the other branches get a visit.

a Senior who would have graduated this year died really suddenly from an immune system issue, he was a wrestler and on the baseball team. two weeks after he stoped going to wrestling practice he died, he will always be a legend, the parents are great people it really sad, idk if his name is in the news but if you want to google it his name is Kadeo at cascade HS indiana.

In Highschool there was one kid in my class that delayed class for over an hour because he was a wuss and wouldn’t go on the high dive and after an hour and 45 minutes one kid got so annoyed with him he just climbed up and kicked him off that man had let us all finally go to lunch

His technique is smart, once a month is the key part. He had 29-31 days to take this shit including weekends (obviously wouldn’t have weekends in there but still) even if there was someone checking every day he also had at least 12 hours to take this shit, he’s smart common enough that people noticed but not common enough that they could catch him in the act. He had enough time to make it random.

You know, I think I know how he got away with it. Dookies take time to make. So, do the dookie in an undisclosed space sometime before in a adiquate container. And when you go in, drop it in a urinal and leave.

"The Phantom Shitter" someone must make a game or a book about this, holy shit

South Park did an episode on this

Horror game of the year, « The Phantom Shitter. » With the narrator saying « Many tried to copy the Phantom Shitter, but none of them could match his stealth ».

Bet you it was one of the instructors, he had the insider knowledge lol

My mom was a nurse and every shift there would always be poop in the toilet, unflushed. The still unknown culprit became known as “the mad crapper”

My Dad went to a public school and had the exact same “Phantom Shitter” and when the headmaster found out he called all the boys into the hall and asked them to sniff one another cause itd be obvious cause theyd stink, they found him somehow, and there were no more shits in the urinals, therefore the odd method worked.

I fucking died when he said they set a task force to find him, like how much did this really piss the faculty off or how much extra money do they have in their budget to waste time and set a specific task force to catch this dude.

We had the same thing but by the name phantom pisser. It happened in the boys' bathroom on the second floor, nowhere else and the dude/dudes pissed on the walls, floors, bins and even emptied the soap dispensers and pissed into them. I don't know if they got caught but yeah, that happened

The copycat overestimated himself. The timing has to be perfect, with the duration of the sh*tying process calculated and escape routes figured out, and the shift schedule of the staff members + decoys and diversions etc. the second guy didn’t have the skills required to pull it off.

My school also had a phantom shitter who would do the same thing! The kid responsible was caught after about a month and we never found out who the culprit was due to that guy being in another grade

Ha I had a protest in high school used my older brother's popularity to gain traction reason behind it was our class sponsors didn't want to participate in the fall festival that year but our class did they said no we said yes protest followed: 9th-12th sat in the gym in the morning but when the bell rang everyone remained seated with their books instead of going to class Principal walks in tells everyone to go to class.... no one moved He leaves then comes back saying he is going to call parents A lot of kids leave He asks who is in charge of this Maddy and I walked up to him and explained the situation and had us go into the office we stated our demands they said no and went to suspend me Plot twist my mom was a teacher here so she was already in the office She looked at him looked at me and back at him asked him if he had a substitute for her he said no she said she can't send a minor home alone so I got lunch detention for 10 minutes We also got to do a booth at the festival 🎪

my school also had a "phantom shitter" but he would smear it all over the walls in the boys rooms, he had a Twitter page and everything, the school thought they caught him and deleted the page, and there was announcements about not doing it, then a few days later he did it again and wrote on the wall with a sharpie "they tried to silence my voice, but they can't tame my pen... the phantom shitter has struck again"

“to put an end to the nefarious poOops” 💀😂

That is the biggest flex I have ever heard from school. Just imagine how much fucking finesse you would need to have to drop a fat turd, not only in the open, but with guards monitoring that shit.

I think the Phantom Dookie would have been a funnier name, but Phantom shitter hits harder for some reason. xD

The phantom shitter is my sleep paralysis demon

Our high schools “nerd” beat up the “bully”.. and the bully was a leader of a gang. This bully would beat kids up, go through the students bags, rob them, steal from teachers, have grown men come by the school and rob the kids at school. The nerd fought this guy (no one won) but after that, the bully kind of stopped being a jerk, and everyone stopped taking crap from the bully after that

I- I'm dead🤣🤣🤣🔥

"he lacked the finesse" makes it sound so good

I feel like someone on that special forces design for catching the person, was the actual person doing the crime; cleaver way to derail their plans and find schedules when they aren’t looking

The best part of a legend is there can be infinite copycats, and now I know my purpose in life

someone at my high school brought a glass bottle to school, smashed it against the wall, and stabbed their classmate in the stomach with it. fun times.

The fact that a military school task force couldn’t find him shows he was too good for that place

He was so badass that he needed a task for to stop him, and the task force utterly failed in catching him

someone at my old middle school took a crap in the 2nd floor stairwell, they didn’t find out who it was 💀💀 it stayed there for like 2 days and nobody batted an eye

This Phantom shitter would have made for an amazing spy pr scout Being able to consistently take shit in urinals Avoiding a task force specifically designed to stop him This man would get whatever job needed of him done no matter what he has to do to complete the mission.

This is everything ive always wanted to be. Im so jealous

I lost it at the part where they said “the Phantom Shitter” 🤣

I lost it at the part where they said “the Phantom Shitter” 🤣

We had one of these guys at my high school as well. He was called the Norman North Poop Bandit. But he would smear it all over the walls in the mens room by the cafeteria. And I mean EVERYWHERE. Nobody ever found out who was doing it

"What made the Higschool Legend a Legend" Not in School anymore but i became a God under my Friends I legally married 2 WaifuPillows (Autism Reasons) and still managed to get a Girlfriend My Nickname is now God

How can i achieve such power?

Idk if it was a legend. But I also went to a military boarding school. I got involved in the "fight club" almost instantly cause of my martial arts background. Well senior year I'm running it and I organize a really big night the Saturday of mother's day weekend. Place was short staffed and short student that night cause of the holiday. Figured the perfect time to step it up a notch. Had to be like 50 dudes there between fighters and spectators. Had like 5 or six slobber knockers before I'm scheduled to cap the night off. Great fight. I got pieced up but managed to rally. Right as I'm choking guy out for the win I hear the whistles. I guess we were less sneaky than we thought. Would up being a big investigation. I eventually got expelled. But I know they talked about it for at least a few years after wards based on some convos I've had with alumni

Holy shit, I went to that high school. I went to a boarding school that had the “phantom shitter” in it. I’m also 90% sure I know who it was

I watched this and mid into it my family member started to wash the windows with a hose, thought it was the phantom dude XD.

This man was described as a whole SUPERVILLAIN

We had a guy shit in his laundry bag and send it to laundry twice at military school. Got kicked out for that, but it wasn't the only shit he did, it was hilarious, glad I wasn't in that barracks

"The Phantom Shitter" 🤣🤣 that's the best name they could have thought of

“The Phantom Shitter” had me dead bro 😂😂😂

“Phantom shitter” might be one of the greatest things I’ve ever heard

I'm sorry, But when they said "This guy became known as the phantom shitter." I had to break a laugh💀

The phantom is a common thing in the military, i personally coined the term Jurassic Shitter in my class. He would leave dinosaur like turds to big to be flushed throughout 6 months, you had to physically break them apart to flush them. We never caught the guy. There was also the mystery mas***bator who would relieve himself on every single toilet seat in the bay, also never caught.

Imagine if they made this as a new storyline into persona 5 royal deluxe pro sonic mega partypack dx + knuckles

Reminds me of "the mad crapper" at my middle school, some kid who shit on the floors a few times, even wrote on the wall with it once, also never caught, at least while I was there, but it only went on for a few months so

Class of 2016 New Mexico Military Institute? It was me. And I want that OP to know that Cadet-1st Lieutenant Alvarez (the task force commander) knew the whole time it was me. We were both in on it and he's the one that got me to the freshman barracks to do it. We were juniors when I got the idea (he said three years but it was only two). We wanted to piss off Colonel Tate because he called my platoon shit because one guy failed uniform inspection while he was spectating the inspection.

“The Phantom Shitter” has no reason to sound THAT badass.

I bet it was a Death Note thing where the phantom was actually a member of the taskforce the whole time

"He could be in this very room, he could be you, he could be me"

He is known as the phantom shitter a man of stealth, his will unbreakable and a true legend to all men

"Often imitated, never duplicated."

Kind of reminds me of a military school I go to right now, except that they didn’t go on the urinal but on the walls, and they spelt out messages on the walls insulting the COC