Which NBA team should sign Calvin & Habs?

Lakers to a 5 year contract

Don't sign to a team make your own, call it the Calvin and habs lebron masters, to replace OKC

Lakers

@NotLawson finally the kings are going to playoffs

Psychiatrist: Let's see if we can distract your mind with a more positive activity. Try a sport, like basketball. Also psychiatrist: *NOT LIKE THAT*

Lmfaoooooo 😂😂😂

500th like!!

It just feels like LARPing in an NBA game.

@TheGame Boys ohhh

@beU short for live action roleplay Mainly in fantasy stuff

I still dont know what fucking larping is but I'm laughing anyway

Wearing superstar's jersey is Cosplaying

😭

I love these two. Beautiful comical team.

That's me when my depression kicks in

Guys don't fight.... that's how i feel whether I'm wrong or right.. btw thanks for the likes

​@Kali Verde I often lose my temper too, because of my BPD, but I'm learning to control myself better. It was nice talking to you, have a nice day too! And thank you for putting a smile on my face with your last comment 😄

same lol

@Marco glad we could clear up the misunderstanding, and thanks for talking about it with me respectfully! Sometimes people reply with anger when someone challenges their views, but you were nice about it, and I definitely learned a lot from this experience. Hope you have a good day!

@endme Relax, I was just asking him a question, I wasn't judging anyone here.

This feels like it’s been building up for a while

"I'm gonna cheer myself up with some basketball" *10 seconds later*

As a person with anxiety, this is sooooo relatable

Now I finally know which one is Cavin and which one is Habs

@Bamsuth they're not brothers lol

@3l_pootisimo they are not brothers lmao. they're co-workers. also calvin is austrian

@3l_pootisimo oh haha

@Bamsuth ahahahaha noooo they're brothers

are they a couple

I love the way he says “That is pathetic” with disgust at the end 😂

I imagine there are so many hilarious bloopers, it’s almost dark by the time the video ends. Either that, or Calvin was speaking like this for hours

Them: talking about basketball Me: looking at his Kevin Owens shirt

U guys are just insanely funny, greets from Ukraine!

Getting picked last for dodge ball every time for all of school will do that to a person. (Völkerball = Mobbing)

@Jabba the Hut directly translated, yes

Doesn't that mean "the people's ball?

Achja, Völkerball. Was für Erinnerungen!

It's a little embarrassing, but luckily dogeball isn't everyday.

I love your channel, thanks for bringing quality content and cheering me up from time to time!

*a few years later* “They never supported me.” 😔

Calvin & Habs, just wanna say u 2 r awsome :). All of ur content is 😩👌. U guys always improve my mood, so keep doing watcha doing 😄.

I can stare you in the eye and tell you I have never done this as I have never played basketball.

“And I think he pooped himself” 😂😂😂

I feel like these guys would fit perfectly in the Lakers roster 🤣🤣🤣🤣

“OH NO” “What?!” “You’re a dork”

Love this type of content guys. Good job

It started funny, but then it gave me secondhand depression. I need ice cream...

This is the funniest bit and I will quote everyday

Calvin and Habs has got to be one of the funniest channels on youTube

I would love to see the bystanders reactions as they filmed this lol

I have been cracking up so hard at their posts recently. Like they’ve kicked up the funny a few notches even when I didn’t think they could get any better!

Felicidades, es un buen ejemplo. 250 sentadillas son unos ASSMR.ICU muchas y un buen ejercicio. 5:25 Se deja ver que hay muy👆 buenos resultados

Tell me you're German without saying you're German. Makes every video have a sad ending. Fables, war stories, NBA fantasies. I love it.

i like how much time has passed the shadow completely covered the court in the end

I do this while i play football😂

Ah the classic anxiety that makes you think that everyone hate him. Even though they don't but now they do hate him.

This is litteraly every sport movie with a healthy dose of existential crisis

This is like "I get the ball, I bounce it, I shoot, I miss it"

This is the most realistic fantasy ever

I always forget how short Calvin is, and then I see the basketball hoop behind him...

How I treat every mistake of my life haha great way to look at it, so dramatic haha

I see that KO shirt tho 🔥🔥. Come on man, ain't gonna give Habs the ball with his 🔥 shirt.

This is literally my thoughts everyday all the time. Like no joke.

Yes, i distort my fantasy like that cause it's funny but never played with someone or did any sport, so it's mostly me talking with my friend like that, in my imagination.

You absolutely nailed this!

This is my everyday thinking Hahahahha going to the super market for me is a pain My brain can't stop thinking I'm normal, I'm normal Let's act normally

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 all that happen in 67 seconds. Took a dookie on hisself and loss all his sponsors. 🤦🏾‍♂️🤣🤣🤣🤣

Super relatable, it happened to me this morning

When i first watched your channel i thought there was only one man but now i believe there's 2

"It's *your* fantasy"

When you have a mental breakdown mid ball game.

I was expecting “REJECTED BY ANTHONY DAVIS”

Love the Kevin Owens shirt

You can see that the background gets darker and less populated as the sketch goes on. This represents his emotional state.

Not exactly. I always was like “3 seconds left, and LeBron shoots, missed it but it doesn’t count since there was a foul, LeBron again, and he makes it! Unbelievable.

The end of a legendary basketball carrier

this escalated really fast lmao

YES we all did this once…….*cough* 😅

Keep it a buck with you, never done this before

Love the Kevin owens shirt

When someone's trying to compliment you but you think they're lying:

The knees on the asphalt 😢

he knew it would have been blocked by Taquavion anyways

My anxiety narrating my life be like🙃

I was wearing the same shorts as him when I was watching this

This is just everyday for me. 😎

"BUT THEN THERE'S A TECHNICAL FOAL BECAUSE THE OTHER TEAM BREATHED WRONG AND WE GET 20 FREE THROWS"

He got us in the first half

Respect for hitting concrete/blacktop with his bare hands

Good Ben Simmons impression

Same energy as the Brawl in the Family comic where poor Luigi is playing with Mario and Peach toys, because he can't begin to imagine himself as a hero.

Suns Tonight: Hold my beer

I've seen LeBron make more dramatic flops lol

After this he'll have to cut out gluten, wear a mask, wave his hands in front of his face really fast, develop a drug habbit that alienates his friends and family, and/or grow a silly mustache just to become unrecognizable and hide his shame.

And I thought I WAS dramatic 😆

Expectations Vs Reality

Have we all done this though....? Have we really?

That became too real too fast 😳😩😭

When he says crying like the baby he is, its got to be a LeBron joke

LeBron!!!! Facts! 👏🏽🤪😂🤣😂🤣

And then he picks up the ball and hits the game winner!!!

The move that made lebron cry

That's my depression 🤧

The legend of centre.BaBy snowquen's is my idol. Hes the person I aspire to be, hes my light of day.❤❤

We finally know which one is Habs!

Aand he Breaks his ankles 🦠

This wasn't a rollercoaster ride, It was a fall from a hill. Everything just went 0 to 100 real quick.

Marry me Calvin and Habs!

@Calvin & Habs Oh my gosh they accepted! I'm getting married!This is my dream come true! Where do you want the wedding to be held? Greece? France? Antarctica?

@Calvin & Habs where will the wedding be held?

Fine.

I'm oddly attracted to Habs dressed like this.

i just got flashbacks from 4th grade soccer

Sorry we brought those back

Hahahaha 🤣

When you role nat 1 on your athleticism check

So we've all done this? Or is this guy just on something....

The most realistic basketball fantasy ever tbh.

A real scat man would've ran out there as soon as he said he pooped himself.

Would have immediately played aggressive man to man defense

Gotta love the KO Mania Shirt

We used to do this in basketball practice to help us make shots under pressure

They got us in the first half.

POV: you have never played basketball, tf going on here

And the clock hits one he shots anddddd…. REJECTED BY ANTHONY DAVIS

Group on the other side of the court was looking at you like: 👁👄👁

I thought the shorter one was Habs 😂

Why Calvin look so close to the floor

Spiraling man 😂😩

I respect the KOMania shirt!