First: Yes, we're sorry it wasn't blaseball. Second: DID YOU KNOW that we just got a HAYSEED shirt in our merch store? https://store.dftba.com/collections/polygon/products/hayseed-shirt

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@phori Brian has to be a crabs fan, his Old Bay Jingle is a perfect fit!

brian david gilbert are you secretly a fan of the miami dale y/b

We are all love Unraveled.

I was gonna comment on Blaseball

Is it just me or did this Unraveled not have the same feeling as his other stuff? I understand that there is something that's lost with the lack of the whole studio presentation. But it just feels like its lacking something else, like its somehow hollow. I mean, usually I watch the hell out of his stuff, but this one I could only make it to 10 minutes in before I really lost the want to watch completely. Maybe it was because of the lack of mental instability and his usual, 'losing my mind' spiel?

Wait what are the rules? Like the full list I legit wanna play this

7:10 love the sport of Push-ups

When the match started, the commentary felt so sports-like that my eyes glazed over by reflex.

The perfect hybrid of sports and esports is Socially Distanced Hurling.

Brian, you just recreating Chess-Boxing.

Here I sit, continually downloading and deleting Despicable Me: Minion Rush so you people can live a undisturbed und fulfilled life. You know, sometimes it would be nice to get a little bit appreciation for this sacrifice but I'm okay. I can handle it. I'm fine.... I'm fine...

That jacket is godlike

Dude when Kofie used his key straight after Brian, best play of the season I was on the floor with shock, gg my friend.

The phrase "uncle doug" gave me flashbacks to the time where I called my brother in law Doug, "Uncle Doug" accidentally. Thank you BDG for bringing that back into my headspace.

"Ah the magic of sports." - a man who has never played sports in his life, 2020

What is Jorkyball?

7:28 I'm litterally laughing nonstop for 5 minutes now

Competitive ring fit adventure

Which digimon is the most edible

7:09 I don't know what fucked up mathematics you're inventing but that isn't how percentages work lmao

"E-Sports in the snow?" Have you ever tried playing at your peak with cold hands? I don't know about you but my fingers just tense up lol

Still salty they never thought of DDR baseball.

12:40 POG!

I took psychic damage when he said “Minion Rush” because I remember actually PLAYING it and ENJOYING it years ago and I Did Not Need Those Memories

i was gonna watch this but the answer is capture the flag,, and i'd be watching to see you be right or wrong. thumbs up

YOU FORGOT BUBBLE DOGDEBALL. NOW INCUR MY WRATH. bubble dodgeball is dodgeball but with bubble soccer bubbles

I see Uncle Doug at least twice a year. Except last year.

Pokemon go bowling sounds like a fun idea

jokes aside this seems like a really fun game

If you want jocks to enjoy games with a non toxic community, the answer is Joe Manganiello playing D&D with the Big Show, Travis Willingham and Vin Diesel

e-sports and physical sports blended together just equates fitness games (:

I haven’t finished this video yet, but I know in my heart that it’s going to be dodgeball

Amazing to be able to watch the creation of the future of human sports.

I- IS NOBODY GONNA QUESTION MINION RUSH??

The million-billion confusion for Minion Rush was way too funny.

This is my favorite crossover of all time

Love the sport. I can't wait for the next PISS

I mean, you could have just chess boxed.

I watch these Unraveled videos every once in a while to escape the dumpster fire that is 2020....and modern society.

gonna pitch this to my principal next year when i run for class pres.

Ngl I love overwatch league

I feel like the ultimate sport would be a physical version of Warioware. Just batshit crazy insane things, perhaps swapping off between semi-augmented reality challenges and normal things like kicking a ball into a goal. Having to constantly switch between physical and reflex based tasks to mental and reflex based tasks would both appeal to everyone and definitely spur a bunch of Badass Cool Shit™️

that weedsnipe tho

You put sit ups in... over volleyball...

I was genuinely so into it

you absolute idiots, the perfect sport game already exists and it's called Calvinball

he's going to reinvent Wii sports isn't he oh wow that was unexpected :0 . If only they had a Wii

Infinite runner with throwing balls at the person is already a sport, it's called harassing some chump on a treadmill.

As an European, impliying some people have never played football (or soccer for ethymologically challenged people) is insulting.

Make the game fairer by putting the balls at the rear of each end instead of in the middle to prevent quick sniping😊

15:23 i just realized the acronym is PISS

*vr sports intensifies*

avengar vs navi....

Ok I'm in minute 1:48 and after hearing what they're trying to accomplish I can say they'll end up with Wii sports, I'll come back as the video ends to see if I called it correctly.

And,I couldn't have anticipated this, I stand corrected although a little disappointed.

Wooooo! Go Ravens! Truly the PISS Champions!!! 😄

Why are they trying to invent a sport/e-sport crossover like Bloodbowl doesn't exist?

Polygon Invitational Surferball Series 🤣

After hearing the research section and everything a good hybrid game should have, I couldn't stop thinking of the one game that has it all and more: Laser Tag. You described Laser Tag.

The answer is so clear though, Wii Boxing but you actually punch each other

Ah yes, 95 million, 12 times the amount of people on earth

I'd like to thank you for including Hornussen on the list of sports. I didn't know it exists and reading the rules has been quite a gas.

I mean pokemon go is already this. That's why it was so popular.

Robot wars...

This is just reverse Pokémon Go

Who else wants to see this become an actual sport or atleast a youtube sport

Who's the kid that downloaded Despicable Me: Minion rush 94 999 million times accidentally?

I like to think there was no script for the commentary, they just gave Josh and Jenna a bunch of raw footage and said "Do what your heart tells you"

Brian David Gilbert is now two degrees of separation from Jon Bois and I cannot express how happy this makes me

"If I wanted to create a sport specifically to run adds, I would have invented football" Brutal.

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Nonsense. Everyone knows the sport of the future is chessboxing.

Nice bro

Not me literally playing subway surfer as i watch this

Who is Polygon 's resident jock now?

I really want to play this

vr e-sport though ?

Such a pogchamp

Mascots is such a good idea for esports

Two dudes giggling hysterically while playing games together is balm for 2020's wounds.

Keeping polygon relevant!

Dodgeball is the perfect game

Yo. I didn't hate this

GOD THE COMMENTARY IS SO GOOD

Surferball sounds way cooler and also way less cool than what it actually is.

The golf commentary switch was crazy!

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@DISNEY BYLL no thanks :)

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@DISNEY BYLL okay not only fortnite and minecraft im also playing Wii bowling so i have my priorities straight

Nice nail polish, on point for sports

Its called VR

The “golf” mode is brilliant!

VR ESPORTS

I prefer the golf commentary, personally

Literally my two favourite people this is my lifeblood

Golf commentators be like: and now he lines up the shot and absolutely destroyers megacuck69 with a single shot to the head. What an outstanding play.

So, what? This project wasn't good enough for Polygon? Or is it just how tasty pocket monsters are?

Maybe add some distance between the left and right fields and only allow throws in their home fields so that the competitors must rely more on their throwing skills

everyone in this comment section needs to read football 17776, the sci fi football article by jon bois

W E E D S N I P E

Kofie is wonderful, The Fumble Dimension is magical

Kofie :0 what are you doing here?!

This feels like when your two friend groups meet and only feed into eachothers insanity.

Piss lol

if he doesn't say the literal ice cream Pokemon I'm rioting Edit: I'm rioting

Not me planning to teach this to my friends and students lol