Watch My Stuff or Die Trying

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    Frankie McLafferty
    Alfred Aquino
    Grant O'Brien
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    Tao Yang
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Dat little Gay Emo kid
Dat little Gay Emo kid

What if I am from Canada

Vor 26 Tage
Paul Borst
Paul Borst

Quagmire from Family Guy would have interpreted "watch my stuff" differently. I'm surprised Grant wasn't in the bathroom "helping."

Vor Monat
hardcorewhoopass
hardcorewhoopass

I thought this title was about the channel. Don't forget to subscribe to Dropout!

Vor 15 Stunden
Warfare Evan
Warfare Evan

This is my imagination every single time my grandma leaves her bag right next to me

Vor 7 Tage
Wooosh me if you're gay
Wooosh me if you're gay

Somebody needs to actually pull this in a public place. Like a flashmob but... Weirder.

Vor 9 Tage
Olaide Oyetade
Olaide Oyetade

I feel this way whenever someone tells me to watch their stuff or hold their place in line for them, I feel like a super let down if I dont protect the stuff very well

Vor 10 Tage
Santiago Verón
Santiago Verón

i so want to play this as a videogame right now

Vor 13 Tage
William Parker
William Parker

Geeze... It's not like it was a Birkin bag.

Vor 15 Tage
Gigi
Gigi

Unsubbing cuz grant if so repulsively fugly

Vor 17 Tage
Rounak Bhattacharjee
Rounak Bhattacharjee

Collegehumor transcends comedy... How do you pitch such stuff!

Vor 19 Tage
Minh Nguyen
Minh Nguyen

I haven't laughed at Grant's skits in a while, but this one actually got me! LOL

Vor 19 Tage
EJames 127
EJames 127

I love how Kellen got the m&m line. 😘

Vor 20 Tage
The softest part of a woman's breast is?
The softest part of a woman's breast is?

*Of course the black person gets shot!*

Vor 20 Tage
purplecatlover1825 randompizza
purplecatlover1825 randompizza

BUT HE *NEEDS* THAT HIGHLIGHTER I AM BEGGING YOU AS A THEATRE KID LET HIM HAVE THE HIGHLIGHTER

Vor 22 Tage
purplecatlover1825 randompizza
purplecatlover1825 randompizza

WATCH THE DVDNOF MY 8TH GRADE PREFORMANCE OF MURDER AT THE MALT- oh you meant watch someone elses stuff while their gone...

Vor 22 Tage
Kritik Niraula
Kritik Niraula

150k views in a week dyammm college humors gone, like few yrs back this channel actually used to be relevant , nostalgia

Vor 22 Tage
Manuel85
Manuel85

More Matrix!

Vor 23 Tage
Herman Wong
Herman Wong

matrix 4 coming!!!!!

Vor 24 Tage
Taylor McCarthy
Taylor McCarthy

*looks in bag* Ohhhh, my cough drops rolled under my book. Whoops!

Vor 25 Tage
Shona Rose
Shona Rose

That was badass.

Vor 26 Tage
Dat little Gay Emo kid
Dat little Gay Emo kid

GRANT LMAO

Vor 26 Tage
Moonstar Chronicles
Moonstar Chronicles

There's a difference between "watch my stuff" and "don't let people take my stuff".

Vor 28 Tage
トず火jan
トず火jan

i really thought that was Emily at the start 😔😔

Vor 28 Tage
Ribbon Quest
Ribbon Quest

Usually by the time the person comes back I've forgotten what they looked like. I'm very bad at this sidequest.

Vor 28 Tage
sirdeadlock
sirdeadlock

Pause! Were you paying attention to what I just said... Or were you watching her stuff? :stuff is gone:

Vor 29 Tage
Hakunoはくの
Hakunoはくの

This is Sooo Anime!

Vor 29 Tage
CheshireCat
CheshireCat

This might be an unpopular opinion but I actually don't like what they do with the editing adding over the top music and camera filter when transitioning into the "joke"-part of the sketch. I've been watching a lot of Key and Peele and they usually do these kind of juxtaposition of the mundane and the absurd with no clear transition and I think it works a lot better. The jokes become a bit snappier and unexpected.

Vor 29 Tage
Rhiannon Triglia
Rhiannon Triglia

a true cinematic masterpiece

Vor 29 Tage
Mike C
Mike C

totally relatable. some dudebro once asked me to watch his macbook and while it was peaceful I was definitely ready to cut a fool if needed. Just out of the same overinflated sense of duty of course.

Vor 29 Tage
Chiranthie M. K. H.
Chiranthie M. K. H.

Not complaining, just wondering but is college humor slowly becoming Asian?

Vor 29 Tage
Dylan Harriman
Dylan Harriman

Hi Youtube, I would like to give a formal piece of feedback. Thanks Youtube. So you know, I really liked this one. It made me laugh, and was pretty creative. I'd like to see some more of this stuff. So awesome. That's all, thanks Youtube, I know you've got a lot to do. If you could make sure this gets to the smelly smelly peanut groingers over at college humor, I'd love it. See ya 'round!

Vor 29 Tage
Kristofer Noelke
Kristofer Noelke

This felt like a shitty 2009 sketch by a tiny channel. Not like a 2019 sketch by a company.

Vor Monat
Andreas Husfeldt
Andreas Husfeldt

Meh, the acting in this one wasn't up to CH standards.

Vor Monat
Augusto Severini
Augusto Severini

matrix parody huh.

Vor Monat
Ozbully Morales
Ozbully Morales

Yup looks like the Matrix... is back.

Vor Monat
Gary Kerwin
Gary Kerwin

He didn't listen she said (WATCH) her stuff

Vor Monat
mrdabbleswithpotion
mrdabbleswithpotion

Once upon a time I bought an ABS pipe (as a cheap source of plastic) & other items from a hardware store. I have always been thought as a hapless kid always just wanting to please everybody (stereotypes) by ditdeetiiiiiiiiii mothers, not just those church going types, but even those working in the school office of Burnaby South (didn't help that my own Mom spurred the rumors by going to the school, papers of my psychological evaluations at hand, as a sort of certification that I be treated differently). So around 2007 as I was taking a break from SFU & when everybody was asking, "whatever happened to that guy who's supposed to be [insert prediction here.]" A b-boy trying adult stuff (not porn) is just so confounding it got around, "oouuuwww this boooy he's just trying to imitate his father, yuu knuww!" So that was the stereotype about me. Then there was this guy that I believe, in hindsight (1), to be undercover (I MAY be going tangent here, as it was before 2009 onwards) that has a bunch of items he bought, in plastic bags. We were waiting for the next bus  & for his own reason or another he had to go somewhere. He told me to watch his stuff for him. I kinda thought, why would I do that? If a bus comes before he returns, I'm ditching his stuff.  I probably should have been more assertive & responded quickly that I won't before he went to the call of nature or whatever. So the bus came by, I got on the bus & kinda having glancing over his stuff thought, "if he doesn't return soon. It's his loss". As the bus left, through the window, I saw the guy get back to is stuff & he glared at me with surprise as I was visible in the bus. I just kept staring back, thinking "I never said 'yes'". I didn't feel like doing any Vancouverite back then any favor & I still don't to this day. --- (1) Again, thank you Sherry for teaching me that word. You are so inspiring & your words of compassion taught me  to talk better.

Vor Monat
John K
John K

Good content.

Vor Monat
Om Grigo
Om Grigo

Extremely bad acting... plotline wasted.

Vor Monat
Tori Nelson
Tori Nelson

Tao is precious and needs to be protected

Vor Monat
baso asap
baso asap

This channel is getting more feminist by the day. It is either some self empowering bs or as in this video, unnecessary violence by men. Stop giving underlying messages, your writing has gone to shit.

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Isaac Amaya
Isaac Amaya

Just bring back troopers for a season

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Vegeta
Vegeta

Must be new version of the matrix

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Ben Pace
Ben Pace

A true Balnor

Vor Monat
Jackie Logan
Jackie Logan

It's better to just bring them along to the bathroom

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Antusj Gaming
Antusj Gaming

Guess he died trying....

Vor Monat
Reapergod36
Reapergod36

This has potential to be funny, however it's missing something.

Vor Monat
Laura O.
Laura O.

Now I'm gonna feel guilty when I ask that random stranger to watch my stuff in the library.

Vor Monat
Ed_Will_Ed
Ed_Will_Ed

Whiplash in a nutshell

Vor Monat
Malachy Sutton
Malachy Sutton

holy shit okay haha

Vor Monat
Chris This
Chris This

Oh it would be so easy to steal something if i was watching their stuff.. i just go about my own business and pretend i‘m looking up now and then. Dont tell me to watch your stuff. I dont care about it. Its YOUR stuff

Vor Monat
FGOKURULES
FGOKURULES

_wow this Matrix 4_ trailer looks legit

Vor Monat
nash y
nash y

The worst part is when they send someone to pick it up and don't tell you.

Vor Monat
HowTaesty
HowTaesty

Yeah so, I'm gonna need that guy to be a regular in these videos cause I officially love him. Kay, thanks 😘

Vor Monat
HowTaesty
HowTaesty

Wait. So who took the cough drops? And when? ...the world may never know xo

Vor Monat
HowTaesty
HowTaesty

The only thing I'd really worry about is my wallet, but I can always just take that with me.

Vor Monat
HowTaesty
HowTaesty

I wanted to laugh so hard at this but I'm waiting for my next class in a quiet yet crowded hallway so I'm just stuck silently giggling myself into a fit over here.

Vor Monat
Oma Rumunna
Oma Rumunna

Sad I'm late but I loved it.

Vor Monat
Sir Duckyweather
Sir Duckyweather

I love the green tint as a nod to The Matrix. It really sells it more than simply wearing sunglasses and dark clothing.

Vor Monat
Chris Reisine
Chris Reisine

I know you guys probably wrote/shot this before the news about matrix 4, but it made this 100% funnier and timely

Vor Monat
Caleb Andersen
Caleb Andersen

This is the type of content I subscribe for.

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