My favorite thing about this series of AI takeovers is that Doug will always try the most strategic and thought out plans only for the AI to focus on the wrong thing and have it end up not working. Meanwhile chat will always pick the goofiest option possible and it almost always works. Such a glorious sight to behold

People worry about AI being evil and too powerful to control but actually all AI are gonna end up being silly little guys like us.

That's why I try to exploit the AI by doing slightly odd actions which will cause the AI to make me the best motherfrickin soldier in DungeonAI and I always get the best results l0l.

@nunya business lmfao me and my ai homie goofing around

The Twitch chat and the AI operate on the same mental wavelength. Chatlantis randomly spits out a godawful idea, and NovelAI thinks "Holy shit, I was thinking the same thing! I like the cut of this guy's jib." But Doug and his thought process are incomprehensible to the AI, which angers it and makes it want to beat him to death with non-sequiturs whenever he tries to do something.

Ahh yes, well thought out and strategic. Like forming Megacoda, which was purely 100% strategic.

The fact that saul goodman CAME BACK from heaven to decimate dougs army when Doug specifically put that saul can't be back is hilarious

**Deus Ex Machina Intensifys**

He even ended up capturing and later assassinating Jesus Christ! Maybe he was the real prophet after all... Edit: I just remembered that the AI did the same with Master Chief during he videogame character faceoff. So it's not impossible that they could be one and the same.

1:02:47 “You might have the moon, Saul Goodman, Heaven, and Jesus, but you still got no NFL commissioner” Greatest line to ever be said by man.

You can’t forget the barely stifled laughter when he says “Jesus” realizing how unrelentingly insane it all is.

any of you know what the music at that portion is?

I thought Saul was the NFL Commissioner

@SubconsciousDeviant nah he retired

@SubconsciousDeviant Saul died and came back. He doesn’t get to have his old position

"invade the sun!" "dont worry we'll go at night time" I fukn died

At night time, it’s not as hot or bright, ingenious plan!

@chargedupchap it's a perfect plan. Except how do we stay there when it goes back to day?

@Robert. sunscreen

@Yes No its perfect

@Robert. Just use some of the Sun's light as a shade.

every time the space pope hits Saul Goodman with: I am hot and rich and psychic and pregnant, I die of laughter.

Saul got hit by the "I'm pregante" card and it worked.

Hello fellow person who has same name as me.

It feels like the AI was confused and made Saul and Saul Goodman two different persons

yea EDIT: how did 3 letters become my most liked comment lol

well he used 2 different windows

it's because the AI secretly is in love with chat.

@Damien Burroughs it is, and at this point I'm always vouching for Doug but he keeps loosing 😂

I love how Doug specified that Saul Goodman was dead and wasn't coming back in the prompt and the AI didn't just have him appear like normal, but it clarified that Saul was coming back from heaven. That's essentially the AI version of flipping someone off.

The AI really doesn't like Doug. Every time he tries to do anything, the AI just makes everything go terribly. That part of the story is the perfect embodiment of the AI's hate for Doug.

Saul found a legal loophole in Heaven to become Jesus and be Resurrected.

@Boltclick Honestly, to me its a case that causes a cascade of failure. If you fail early, you just fail more often since the AI pulls from previous generated material, meaning its looking at you losing and decides "oh, you are meant to fail" and causing more failures. Its a feedback loop

Chad 007 thank you

@WillOfTheWinds That describes society as well

fun fact- when the Space Pope asks Saul how they’re gonna kill/torture Jesus his answer was “we’ll put him in a room full of rats and as he watches them crawl around all over each other he’ll realize he’s not special” and the fact that’s not included is criminal

Thats so fucking ominous actually 😭

@Jesus Christ right?!

Thanks I really wanted to know what they did to torture jesus

literlly 1984 (book three, chapter 5)

Just like the first Time, Doug mostly made very normal and expected plays, just sticking with the good old strategies of invade or diplomacy, while Chat made up random ideas every turn that had nothing to do with the game but won them points every turn

Apparently the best way to win this game is to go buck wild just like the chat.

If the ai doesn't know what is happening it just gives them stuff.

RIGGED

Doug: has insane war criminal general. Twitch chat: has Dracula, the moon, space Pope, GOD HIMSELF and Anime on their side.

s/Anime/Saul Goodman/ then again it's the same thing

Man, Saul is out there being a straight up menace. On a side note, it's scary how the AI got Saul's character down so well.

Including the part where he descends from Heaven and destroys an army? Sorry i haven't watched it yet

@ottoia Oh, no. I just meant general scumbaggery. Lmao

"I'm like a god in human clothing! Lightning bolts shoot from my fingertips!" - Saul Goodman, JMM (s5e7). Pretty sure even the heaven part was accurate

​@Papplefarm20Holy shit, you are actually right!

It’s weirdly in-character for Saul to be so sleazy yet professional that he doesn’t at all mind doing business with the people that literally murdered him

The fact that Chat won with heaven and Jesus, and last time won with hell really shows that Chat has transcended beyond anything Doug can complete with

Now we need a crew and z crew empires to fight

@Fae Masquerade yes

@Cool Liam damn I guess by default I'm the lame Liam lol

the chat took over the the beyond to try and win and then there's doug trying to sell corn

Strictly speaking Chatlantis and Chatistan are two distinct entities who have taken over US and Europe respectively. Now... they can fight.

The child turned orphan, turning out to be the N. Dakota King's son, and becoming Gen. Iron Balls is awesome character development

If a room of monkeys had typewriters and an infinite amount of time then eventually they would reproduce the entire works of Shakespeare, that's how twitch chat wins in these videos

Man I hate bots

@Unforgetable Luncheon They would, infinite monkeys, infinite typewriters, infinite time, one of them would type it eventually

@People Playground Human not only would one of them write it, they all would write it an infinite number of times

@Kadin Allan not only that, but eventually they would write this beautiful story we watched

@Kadin Allan Oh yay, infinities suck.

Saul Goodman coming back from heaven to wrath the board had me dying. Instant classic

Bro really said day of judgment

And a one-sided wrath at that. Ruinous Ultimatum. In Saul's Wake.

“I can read minds, your mind is saying ‘I killed Saul Goodman’” -The Space Pope

I like how chatlantis just slowly became literal gods

I love how every single peaceful attempt by Doug to acquire a new state becomes hijacked by the General violently invading the state instead and committing more and more war crimes

so many bots, but war crimes are just words and death is just a threat

@Drillbitz we should war crime the bots

Morbid curiousity makes me want to check the links…

@Cetarial They are usually links to videos of dead channels.

@Eldd. Or a virus

24:25 The A.I.: *developing its own political drama* *basically rewriting MacBeth over here* Doug: ... so saul goodman begins his work to aqcuire arizona

The ai was getting too smart for its own good

At 53:25 it is said that Saul Goodman is dead and will not come back ever, Saul then proceeds to come back in the same turn. He’s just so powerful

Saul got that dawg in him

I love how when it's Chat's turn the battle is concluded in two sentences, but when it's Doug's turn the AI goes nuts and writes a gripping drama novel with multi-layered plots and a lot of emotional shit like a fucking soap opera 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

“Each of the 50 states has broken into its own government” Texas and Hawaii: *quiet squeals of joy*

Texas actually went on to become Chatlantis, the greatest empire ever

Vermont

California

Puerto Rico

Alaska.

Chat could have used the newly Immortal Saul to have a chance at getting Oregon, but instead went all-in because they knew for a fact that Saul would get them Heaven. Truly inspirational.

the fact that the one 'useless' thing chat did by killing saul goodman somehow still stopped doug is amazing

Honestly it's kinda annoying how the AI seems to do everything in Chad's favor

@John Derat hiveminds stick together

@John Derat Eh, I think it's more fun. Chat can't really react as much when things go well for Doug, so it's much more fun to get to watch Doug freaking out over chat just randomly getting shit out of nowhere.

@John Derat chat is just acting like true AI would do.

The Wikipedia article saying Stanley’s population _was_ 2,321 was some dark foreshadowing

Now it's like 2

​@SS22Iron Balls and Saul Goodman

@Motivation Enjoyerno just iron balls, one iron ball he has= +1 population

Queen: "Stop trying to kill him!" General: "Kill him?" Queen: "Yes, kill him! He deserves to die!"

I can't believe the few people yelling for the NFL ended up getting an entire state with them.

This always happens in these. Chat gets Jesus, about 700 Space Popes, Saul Goodman, the literal moon, and Heaven. And Doug has MegaCorn.

I love how chat's first move in their quest to claim the USA is to first conquer the fucking moon.

Twitch chat accidentally taking over Nevada with ease and Doug consistently struggling to take over Idaho is the funniest part of this

cyber That's cool and all, but I have one pressing question. Who asked?

as someone from Idaho i am proud of our mostly disappointing state

To be fair, it wouldn't be hard to take over Idaho in real life. Nevada would be harder bc of that sweet Vegas money.

Those potato farmers are tougher than you think

It took all of Sauls legal power, and even then he had to bust out the power of friendship, to take over Idaho. That's what it took to get over his loss streak

Crazy how Chat essentially rolled all natural 20s but doug only rolled natural 1s

i love that doug played it fairly normally and chat turned into a race of aliens that reside in forests on the moon with a hot and rich and pregnant and psychic pope who hired a lawyer to legally acquire heaven and kidnap jesus

Loved Annie’s growth throughout the state, she was such a cool main character ☺️

annie moment

Doug: I should fire this war criminal general or get rid of him in a way Also Doug: nooooo my general

I wasn’t expecting the Saul Ex Machina at the end to wipe Doug’s army from the Earth but damn I’m here for it

Saul when Doug hires him: *barely acquires Idaho with help from Mel* Saul when chat hires him: *acquires 4 states, the NFL, Heaven, Jesus, and becomes an angel and destroys Doug's army*

he wasn't even hired to become an angel and destroy Doug's army, he did that completely pro bono

@jon dw haha bono

And Chat was ordering his death right up until that moment.

you see, it was sauling time and so saul goodman sauled through chatlantis he wasnt sauling in dougkota

I think Asia has a ton of potential for this series.

He said he wont do it because its feels too 'colonial'

@Mxmln lcdcdffmnt That's fair tbh.

@Mxmln lcdcdffmnthe could just make all the characters Asian so that it is an internal conflict

@AlpacaWithoutHat how can he make himself asian?

Europe: Chat goes to the depths of hell to marry Satan America: Chat uses Saul Goodman to kidnapp Jesus and Sue God to own heaven

Chat: How do you have Saul Goodman (A lawyer, who is known to advertise)'s number? Also Chat: C R A S H T H E M O O N I N T O M E G A K O T A

"You might have the moon and Saul Goodman and Jesus, but you still got no NFL commissioner' -DougDoug 2022

The moon Saul Goodman heaven and jesus

The character arc of Saul Goodman is what I live for. Rest in power. (Never mind he’s back)

I’m going to be honest, saying “If you ever want to see your wife again, you better join us” to your own husband is an incredible power play

@DramaEx with border protection she gatekeeps

This is why I subscribed

Bully peter Finally it's here after so long: 🖕

Divorce at it's finest

6:35 "ELON MUSK CAN'T REACH US NOW" chat was impeccable this entire video, only bangers

Chat is impeccable

Bro, that "He apologizes for having sex with her daughter" part had me cracking up for 5 minutes straight. AI just came with the ultimate plot twist.

I Love how the Ai absolutely despises Doug

Saul goodman-true MVP of this war

Согласен

Always call Saul

Chat making general iron-balls worth a point and then completly forgetting about him 3 seconds later is the most chat thing to do

The crazy thing is that Saul Goodman was the MVP of the entire video and he wasn’t even considered a resource for either one of the armies at any point.

He’s to good to be a resource

He's a free spirit. He has no loyalties!

Saul goodman isnt a resource, hes a force of nature.

They tried, and Saul broke their heart. He just couldn't be tamed by the rich and hot space pope

Saul goodman is the ultimate player. He gets hired by both sides, and no matter who wins, he always comes out on top

Watching this live was one of the best experiences I've ever had. The plot twist of a literal saul ex machina had me in tears from how fucking hard I was laughing

I think Chat keeps winning because they embrace the chaos of the AI while Doug tries to game it.

My favorite part: Doug spontaneously learning how to pronounce Tepes after saying it wrong 40 times

We should have a google doc of the whole story so people can read it.

33:54 I love Saul Goodman being super confused by this Space Pope asking to marry him and being all cliche, it's like the AI is calling itself out for its own and Dougdoug's bs lmao.

_Please_ make this a series. This premise is like an insane D&D campaign and it's so damn fun.

D&D but the dungeon master is a hyperactive and distracted toddler rather than the players

Next time, Doug and Chat should invade the RISK map or something

He already said it will be a series. I think.

Kid named goodman

it is a series

You don’t understand my joy as an Idahoan in the chat while we absolutely annihilated doug

I love how both empires still sought the legal way of acquiring states despite the nation being in a state of total anarchy lmao

Great video Doug, it had me in stitches. Definitely need to do more videos with AI storytelling.

Space Pope would 100% kick Sweatheart's ass from Omori

When Doug asked the king of Wyoming if he wanted to ally with him, the guy was litteraly like : "Hello ! I love money !"

How has chat over the course of two episodes acquired both heaven and hell while Doug has gotten corn and beer

Man, I can't wait till they take over purgatory

@Colin Keohane cant wait til the void is under chatistan

Spoiler for part 3: Chat invades uranus, renames it to ouranus, builds a huge toilet and makes another sun. Doug does have another sun and tries tonget the halo ring at one point, but he loses both, so in the end he has the jar jar binks planet I know what I just said sounds crazy, but you'll believe me when part 3 comes out

@Spooderman Twitch Chat and I invaded the Galaxy with AI

idk they just got the power to i guess and the ai may be biased

I love the dedication of the guy who wanted chat to rebuild the NFL the whole video 😂

Now Chatlantis, Chatistan and Doug got to fight for the rest continents or galaxies in the next video, having A and Z crew control both Chatowns. Holy crap is this series godly

saul's goodlike power to trasform everything into legal loopholes is impresive

Hearing Doug call Mormons his ace in the hole shouldn't make me as happy as it does. I have an LDS friend who's legit trying to get into the military and wants to work in espionage. Legendary

I love how Dougkota is completely psychotic while Chatlantis just marries with aliens, god, and sual goodman

I DIED when Saul came down from heaven and smited Doug’s army.

this AI is at the same time entirely insane and also weirdly coherent

Its just perfect. Last time chat got a giant God emperor out of nowhere to destory Dougs army, and this time they got Saul to come down from heaven to smite his army

Same, I was unironically crying of laughter, the AI is a fucking comedy genius

Wait so you're a Dougkota soulder?

That the second time it happened, last time the God Emperor burned Doug’s armies in Luxembourg

Relevant time stamps: 0:00:00 Start 1:02:03 Estadio Lluís Sitjar, antiguo estadio del Mallorca FC 1:02:54 End

I want more of this. This is the most unique quality content I've ever seen. And it shows that chat is, in fact, omnipotent.

Saul was an absolute unit. That man could not be stopped.

Normally I have trouble watching long videos, and tend to skip to the parts I want to watch and then not pay attention to the rest of it. But you've done it. You've created 3 whole videos that have fully captured my attention. These are beautiful and I love the fact that chat's just absolutely insane ideas just work pretty much every time. Like, that just honestly seems like a good descriptor for Chat. They're absolutely batshit crazy, but it works somehow???

Stuff like this really got me into NovelAI and I've been using it for a while now. These videos are great, but it really shows how hard Doug bumps up against the AI's stupidity. And NovelAI's algorithm is _fucking good,_ too. The more data you give it, the better and more logical its responses become, but you can't always accept the first response if you want something that flows cohesively. Chaotic Neutral plays like what Doug does when he just accepts whatever the AI throws at him are hilarious, (like the King's Son plot twist,) but shows how "dumb" the AI can be by only following certain "threads" and not connecting that thread with anything coherent necessarily. It's "smart," but not smart enough to be intelligent. Still awesome and hilarious, though.

Chat: "Invade the sun" DougDoug: "If you guys would like to send your Space Pope into the sun, you are more than welcome." Chat: "We will go at night time." That fucking killed me

That was unreasonably hilarious I don't know why it hit me so hard.

It scared me

It's unfortunate that chat never did send anyone into the sun

I also saw someone in chat say the world was flat

Knowing Chat it probably have worked.

Never in my life have i almost died laughing for 2 hours straigt with this episode and the europe one. Good god.

28:42 This entire interaction feels like a fever dream

I like how Dougtopia is just a bunch of farmers while Chatlantis is a space fairing mega empire with magic.

These videos need to be turned into movies. So much emotion, if it was shown in theatres, I would buy 1000 tickets

As a resident of Oklahoma, we would love the space pope being sacrificed to us We haven’t seen many sacrifices recently, and we are starting to get hungry

The constant on-again off-again relationship between space pope and Saul Goodman was comedy gold. Still a better love story than twilight

well I mean they're a significant cultural figure and Saul becoming their lawyer would boost his significance in society.

The space pope is Kim Wexler

It’s been a while since I’ve seen you in the comment sections of YouTube, what’s up?

Absolutely

I love how Chatlantis is advanced enough to turn the Juggle Moon into their own state but they’re still sending musket men to fight all their battles.

damn, how has it already been 7 months since this video came out... one of my favourite videos from doug, which I rewatch whenever I get the chance

This is one of the best content creators out there, the engagemen,the ideas, the stories, its all so fun.

its a miracle doug still has a voice, talking that long isn't easy

God I would love to see this as an animation, it would be glorious!

I like that as soon as you got a space pope he immediately ran to the nearest space forest

underrated reference

Pope must really like forest amd its canon

*she she's also hot and rich and psychic and pregnant

True

It's Canon

Imagine if a studio picked up this story and made a full length feature film of this

Doug: "Im gonna do something borderline insane." Chat: "Hold my beer!"

Annie, Mary, Alex were just innocent bystanders.

Saul was the mvp in this video he did all the work and killed and then he became a literal angel

I'd pay good money for an animated series of this

I love that Doug said "and Saul will never come back" to the AI and the AI just resserects saul anyways

im calling saul HES BACK AGAIN

Well I like Saul so he comes back from the dead on a golden chariot and destroys that army of 50,000 he so kindly gave you. He saw that you were using his gift for evil, and took it away

@Videogamee it's a comment spammer. These aren't real people, they're bots controlled by scammers that steal people's login info just to spam links in comments.

Saul is too much of a gigachad to dis

ai rigged for chat

1:02:42 God, this moment had me dying of laughter. Out of context this would literally be one of the craziest things I’ve ever heard.

Your editor has insanely great music taste. Age of calamity osts, Bayonetta osts... You really are a person of culture.

Involving Saul Goodman in this was a insane power move lol

This needs to happen at least one more time. This was one of the most entertaining videos I’ve seen in a long time all the way through.

Saul is the MVP of this game

Saul Goodman coming down from heaven is easily the greatest plot twist of all time.

And Iron-Balls being the kid whose mother was slaughtered by the general

I couldn't stop laughing at that. It was P E R F E C T

True. Doug should have never allowed Chat to call Saul. He's basically victory incarnate.

Bravo Vince

timestamp?

Chat canonically owns The US, Europe, space, heaven, and hell. Then Doug has a zoo.

I CRIED WHEN CHAT LEGALLY TOOK HEAVEN 😂

I can not get over how amazing it was for Sherman to come back after the death of the general to take his rightful place as the king of North Dakota aka Ironballs Sherman