Dougdoug: Let's go to Mercury. AI: Nah you're going to Venus. Dougdoug: But Mercury- AI: YOU'RE GOING TO VENUS

That's also close to the sun.

the new brazil

Dougdoug: *actually checks out venus* AI: nah let's go somewhere else this place is boring

Holy crap Jar Jar is a genius. He somehow directed that conversation into being paid 1 trillion dollars for something they already had.

“Ah, the negotiator…”

that is some *yes* "no" *yes* "no" *no* "yes" shit

It's a Sith power.

Like how he talked everyone into giving up democracy in the movied

that was crazy, saying 10b was too much to accepting paying 1t and then being paid 1t

Hold on if Chaturn ate Moon Tzu that should’ve bumped them down a point and given Doug a chance

@Thatfarmer witashotgun Correct

@Certified Idiot Sad

Well they ate the moon AFTER they made the toilet so they still reached 10 points

Plus the two other generals

Chat actually made that call because they genuinely liked playing, but doug overruled it and said they won.

I thought Jar-Jar was the worst negotiator ever but that whole time he was pulling some actual Bugs Bunny shit. Legend

Jar jar was carrying dougtopia bro

I love how Doug keeps trying to conquer more of the solar system but the scientists keep discovering ruins on Mars and mercury

@pidbul530 · ah yes, of course

@Spirit Wait, I've got a better idea. If you might remember, there was a time, when Jar Jar mindwiped entire planet to forget about him. The reason Dough kept forgetting about ruins, was because Jar Jar enacted his revenge for mistreatment.

...FFFFFFFFUUUUUUUUUUU-

Doug had to use so many redirects to avoid that loop, that it forced him to end it after 5 turns each time. If it weren't for that loop, I bet Dougtopia would've won.

Makes me wonder what could have happened if Doug just explored the ruins like the AI wanted him to. Maybe he could have gotten some new tech that way, especially since Chat got robots by going along with the AI's idea to build a toilet.

I like to see the AI as like a toddler and chat and Doug are both trying to coinvince it to do certains tasks, but then it's like NO! RUINED CITY ON MARS AND SPACE COVENANT HUMAN PEOPLE

And then suddenly scientists noticed some sort of ancient cities on mars..

But wait... It looks like the ruins on mercury!

A universe wide death ring gets introduced at the start and then completely ignored for space shenanigans and I'm all for it

@Some One Thrice!

@Evan Light Twice!

A weapon that can wipe out the whole galaxy in one attack? Nah! Let’s blow up the sun and rebuild it!

All of this is proof of the 'Jar jar is secretly a really smart dude who pretends to be dumb' theory especially the chess thing and him getting 1 trillion dollars

Eh whatever.

you mean the darth jar jar theory?

Top moments: -Zeltros Civil War -Both suns telling the empires to fuck off -Dougtopia trying to figure out who their emperor is -Jar jar Binks vs Master Chief Chess game -TOILET -The one morbillion times they found ancient ruins on mars.

Best moment of all was when Jar Jar went to the Chaturn Empire and convinced them to pay him 1 trillion dollars to sell them a planet they already owned.

Also the giant pile of shit in the end

-Dougtopia discovering the ruins of an ancient civilization on Mars and finding out that the ruins in Mercury are similar to those on Mars

And Ghost impregnating themselves

This is a pretty nice comment you got here

The fact that the sun told the Chaturn empire to “Fuck off” is one of the rawest moments in Doug Doug history

Dude, i legit almost died of laugher after that 😂

@char maybe im a bot

True.

69th reply

Doug Doug lord

When the Sun told chat to Fuck Off I legit laughed so hard I cried

I'm so invested in this. I want a sequel

@Irobot a sequel to the space one i think is what he means

These really REALLY need to be animated

This kinda feels like if you gave a dementia ridden sod a paper and quill, and asked them to write a novel, whilst watching every Star Wars movie at 4x speed. This would be the result of the chain of words I’ve just strung together.

Doug: *tries to get the AI to do something* AI: "Anyway, here's more ruins"

@ArkTheCat good one

@Highland Savage ai "anyway here's the dougtopian emperor trying to talk with himself"

"They were built by intelligent life"

Doug: Yeah yeah yeah, I know how great ruins are, but I want something new and exciting. ... AI: Here's a ruin. (Note: This is a reference to the Mario Maker video.)

Strange ruins on Mars.

This is the shortest 1 hour video ever. I absolutely adore this series, please make one with A crew and Z crew with you as the narrator and ultimate judge.

@LOWERCASE that'll just make them more coordinated and terrifying

@Orange Inkius the # group will have like 20 people though maybe less

I hear all this, but let's do A crew vs. Z crew first. -Not on Twitch

@B/E.trayed One You could have even more if you included the Chris snack people from the Mario maker videos, Doug would have to rig up stages in the game so they could make decisions by going in certain directions

@Orange Inkius or have 5 with A crew, Z crew, doug, numbers/symbols crew, and the ai itself

i love how according to the AI Spartan-117 is just reverse Master Chief, where instead of an AI being planted into his head, his head is placed onto an artificial body

@@irobot2676spartan 117 isn’t doomguy lol. Spartan 117 is master chief.

@Irobot my point is 'spartan 117 = doomguy' is only canon to doom lore, which the AI clearly isn't adhering to

@Irobot I thought the same thing at the end when they ate Moon Tzu, but you could also say since chat technically reached 10 points in the line right before they ate the moon, chat wins as soon as the 10 points was reached regardless of the line that follows.

@Irobot I don't think #1 is valid, this obviously isn't taking place in dooms canon

I don't think General Silth should count but yes to the other things.

I like how when the civil war is happening some random guy in chat is just like "can we have a monkey"

I'm irrationally angry that Chaturn eating Moon Tzu didn't count as losing a point.

The 2nd General Grievous should've counted as well

also its not totally confirmed they ate the entire thing

@Goombuigi No, they ate Moon Tzu, and the creatures ARE Moon Tzu, doesn’t change anything.

They probably didn't eat ALL of moon tzu

Yay, but the toilet was constructed first, so they where still the first to 10.

The fact that Jar-Jar Bink runs outside of his ship in order to catch it only to have the ship leave without him is truly typical lmao

He had some sort of issue outside , on his ship that he had to repair/fix, better?

@im sacred I was about to click the link for the information only to remember annoying bots exists in youtube that spam links

Classic jar jar lmfao

Haha typical jarjar!

@Curllum lmao this is unironically one of the best cross-over series I've ever seen, star wars comes up a lot

I’m not sure if many people noticed but when the sun turned itself off the AI says it also gives Doug’s civilization it’s powers, which if he noticed it could have helped him quite a bit

Chat destroyed the original sun pretty soon afterwards so it probably wouldn't have helped him much.

@Just_A _Tepig but we rebuilt it with no shitting allowed

@Hjönk We Goos until jar jar shat on it

well also chaturn is on 9 points aswell because they ate moon tzu

i interpreted that as doug's people using the powers to take control of the planet

Wait wouldn’t chat eating their moon in celebration cause them to lose that resource?

This is first to ten. The got first to ten. Even if they lost a resource afterwards they still got all 10 points required so the game is over, then they eat the cheese and its all fine.

The entire video, Dougtopia could never find the emperor.

At this point Jar Jar could be the emperor

Wait a minute, the chaturn empire até moon tzu, shouldn't that have taken a point? He should have continued the generation

It's worth noting that on three occasions, when jar jar had his life threatened by the emperor (Something he KNEW the emperor would follow through on), he had the *balls* so say "Eh. Whatever."

Honestly, that's what made him such a great ambassador. Literally nothing was scarier than his own boss lol

Jar Jar? More like Darth Beskar-Balls

This episode's general balls

For maximum confusion, how about adding a 3rd empire controlled entirely by the ai? To narrow it's actions you could just briefly recap the current situation as seed from which it generates its actions each turn.

I think it was trying to do that. Best I can guess, some of the confusion with the dougtopians might have been the AI getting confused and creating a second group called dougtopians

Clearly the AI was trying to do this with the covenant lol. It kept being brought up as some sort of secret organization pulling the strings

Clearly the AI was trying to do this with the covenant lol. It kept being brought up as some sort of secret organization pulling the strings

@Wrjtung Because why not

But, why?

The Dougtopian emperor and Jar Jar have such a hilarious relationship, I would totally watch a show about the hijinks they get up to.

😐 That sounds like something that a Human Controlled Human would say. If you're one of us and not one of THEM... prove it by reciting the _sacred cranberry poem._

Seriously, its like their inside joke is the Emperor trying to kill Jar-Jar, but it's all satire.

Chat should be at 8 points at the end since they built the toilet but then ate the planet the toilet was on which negates both toilet and the planet.

54:31 NovelAI: They accidentally inject their own bodies with nanobots. The entire chat: *N A N O M A C H I N E S , S O N !*

You cant hurt me Doughtopia!

Well if it isn't saucy Jar-Jar Binks

Sun saying FUCK OFF was amazing. Truly a cinematic masterpiece.

Someone please animate this.

@The EnderSlayer "It's like poetry, it rhymes"

@The EnderSlayer I love the genuine shock on Doug's face when he read that

truly a moment

@Roam And Read halsigma grindset

I just realized there's a balance issue with this game. New territories only give you a point, but building resources give you a point AND make it easier to accomplish other things later, so it's almost always better to build resources.

@@irobot2676 Well Doug also kept generating a few times when it seemed like Jar Jar had betrayed or left or failed him, and then it turned out ok. Obviously how much you generate how you interpret things is a big part too. i.e. Doug implied all the energy of the sun was used to take full control of the planet, you think it should also be a resource. Regardless, while it's certainly true sentient beings have more sway over the narrative, no one is debating that, in fact we also know that once one has had a positive outcome it tends to be good to go back to them, but that doesn't mean trying to make one is the better call.

The game is almost perfectly balanced by accident if you think about it Resources: - Persuasive > potentially increased success with actions (AI loves to use them as justification) - wildcard > small chance to betray, disappear, etc each turn - vulnerable > AI has easier time assigning loyalty to characters than land Territory: - A safe bet > AI tends to influence characters rather than locations - Fortified > AI seems to have difficulty relinquishing control of an area (as it recognizes characters much more than land) - Unyielding > difficult to control in the first place Tl;DR: a potentially good risk vs. reward gameplay loop if the AI doesn't go wild

I personally think sentient resources are a huge gamble, as they are most likely to randomly betray you. I think non-sentient resources are generally pretty broken though.

But resources like people and weapons can be stolen / destroyed easier than it is to destroy or steal a planet. Also theoretically if you are playing only for resources at the beginning, the opponent can focus only on territory and wipe your empire off the map for a knockout win.

Yeah but we’re talking about chat here

The entirety of ALL of this, culminated in a toilet joke

1:59 two humans, one alien, one robot. Sounds kind of hitchhiker's guide to the galaxy to me.

Lmao my first thought as well

Oh my god I was literally going to comment this. Im glad I’m not the only one who noticed

(49:32) I love how the website/program got sick of it, and just wrote; "Doug wins! Leave me alone!" Really employing the "FUCK OFF" strategy

@Connor_Top_Lad 49:32

@MyNameIsJudas When it says that the Dougtopian conquered the solar system and everyone lived happily ever after.

Yeah I don't remember that

Timestamp?

I love how the AI constantly tried to disregard DougDoug's interventions to get back to the story. "You want Mercury? Fuck you, floor is lava there, we go back to Venus"

@FlameTheFaithful The best part is, havn't we seen one of those three times on the same planet, and they each fill half the planet. So that doesnt make sense.

doug forgot that he has the suns powers

But also, we go back to Mars- HOLY SHIT SECRET CITY?!”

Link to the Clip : scariest creature ever exist ( I mean bots) https://youtu.be/mCfYi7634rU

Basically “Who’s telling the story here, me or you? Thought so.”

Chat did not win, since they lost their moon when building the toilet, which means they have 9 points. edit: this thing does NOT deserve 152 likes

@Xian 2 The Max Thank you for informing me.

They discussed it and voted in the stream

That is true, but he decided to not contest that.

@Team Chaos YOU CANNOT SILENCE ME. THE WORD SHALL BE SPREAD

They just ate a bit of the moon

Chat should have hired Commander Shephard and his Normandy 2 crew. Not only is it a specialized task force consisting of the best in the Milky Way Galaxy, but Shepard has the charisma to bring people together and fight for a singular cause. They always go for Master Chief and Doom Guy though who are just anti-social powerhouses. I'm surprised they haven't tried to hire Samus Aran too. lmao

@The Alamore isn’t Jar Jar doug’s

Instead they have Jar Jar Binks, who seems to be doing just as good of a job by himself. He managed to get the emperor a planet, a check for 1 trillion dollars, survive several assassination attempts from his own faction and won a game of simple chess against a smart super-soldier with a powerful hyperintelligent A.I in said soldier's head. Honestly, the Normandy crew is a handicap for Chat, but still would've been a fun addition to have with Jar Jar.

Please do an AI adventure of myths and religion or something

It could be argued that chaturn ate moon tzu and lost its point, but I like this ending 😂

I appreciate that the AI was able to keep Jar Jar in character.

It's the force.

?

Fr it threw in like 10 random characters in the beginning and forgot about em but jar jar refused to leave

You should make a video where the armies from these videos fight each other, whoever wins more wars wins the series

I feel like chat didn't win as they ate Moon Tzu...

Technically, the game should’ve gone on because chat ate Moon Tzu in celebration, so they lost that resource and therefore a point

@Danielle Wilson Aye, but here's the thing: That's a *then*, not a *while*. That means that, during the time period between the events, they indeed had that higher number, which means that they had won. What happened after they reached 10 is inconsequential, as the goal was merely to reach 10, not to stay at it.

I haven’t gotten to that part yet but making 1 resource then eating a different one would leave you with the amount you started with, net gain=0

actually they build the megatoilet before they ate moon tzu so it counts

Didnt doom guy start killing them? Why was it still their resource? And lost moon tzu?

That part about Jar Jar winning every chess match, NOT because he's a good player, but because his matches are so simple and so long the other player loses interest and leaves, was literally the greatest thing ever written by man or machine.

AI is begging to act human

That sounds like something that'd happen in Hitchhiker's Guide

Time stamp?

Best part of the whole thing

Simple generally prompts a response

if they ate moon tsu then doesnt that mean they did not beat doug they only have 9 points

I died laughing watching this. God this is way too good

lol same

1 min ago damn

The sun saying “fuck off” broke me

Chat didn’t deserve to win. They ate one of their own planets which should’ve cost them a point and put them back down to 9

They ate the moon, but they did so in celebration of building the Mega-Toilet. If you resolve both things simultaneously you are correct, but you could also interpret it as happening after Chaturn Empire had already won in celebration of their victory.

They still breached 10 so i assume thats why, but I see your point.

i love this seris keep it going pls

Now that Doug and chat have conquered Europe, the United States, and the Solar System, they had to face their greatest challenge yet: conquering Bergen County, New Jersey town by town (there are 73).

So true

Please make more of these

I love how Chaturn developed nanobots, super smart robot scientists and made a gundam from the initial plans for the mega toilet. Just because they wanted to use nanobots to clean it. That's how it works in real life, you design something to solve a very specific problem and before you know it people are using it for all sorts of stuff.

Some NovelAI tips: Use three asterisks with a newline before a redirect prompt so that the scene switches and the AI won't be too fixated on a specific point. Find the Gear Icon, go to AI Settings > Enable "Continue Response to End of Sentence" This ensures that the last generation is a full coherent sentence. Lore Book - This could be a place where you could state who is affiliated with who like so: [Affiliation: Chaturn] You could also mess around with the config preset and the generation options, if you want the results to be more varied or restricted. If your setting calls for a specific genre or writing style, you could add a module by going into the Story Tab.

Good shit.

@Das Neko Different strokes for different folks I suppose. I just suggested it cuz the looping seems to annoy Doug.

@CaoKai He was already doing that in this video, it was just boring and did not feature in the finished cut you see here.

@Game Multiplier Which was pretty much half the fun quite frankly.

@Das Neko These tips are for avoiding scenarios like the AI getting too focused on the "ruins on Mars" on Doug's side, and the gift and the emperor on Chat's side.

jar jar getting ghost to tell their story over an over again kind of makes sense, he did erase the memory of himself from every mind in earth. I'm continuing the video and I'm convince jar jar is just fucking with everyone because he's bored.

Sometimes the AI underperforms, and then the AI has its genius moments like remembering Moon Tzu is made out of cheese and has Chatinomicon eat it. Or Doug has a friend on the other side typing out the responses. Rigged.

I created this story with NovelAI If you read it I hope you enjoy it. There are two great nations, The Empire of Amogus and The Kingdom of Flying Gorrilas they a fighting to see who can contour all of Europe first and became an unstoppable force. The Empire of Amogus reined from Russia and had a hq in moskau decided to take over Belarus with 10000 men every man carrying a rocket launcher to invade and take over Belarus. A few days after the invasion the army was met by the King of Belarus who decided a peace treaty but the Emperor of Amogus had none of it and sent even more soldiers to invade Belarus. The king did not want to fight so he surrendered and was taken prisoner. After that the peace talks were brought up again but this time there was no more surrendering. In the end both armies got tired of war and came to a peace agreement to stop fighting, now both countries have moved on. The Kingdom of Flying Gorrilas who reined from Turkey decided to offer a peace treaty to Greece. In return for the surrender of Greece they will be offered as their vassal with full rights like a normal country would have. The King of Greece rejected the proposal. The Empire decided to invent a new weapon and decided it should be a kind of animorph but they didn't know what animal, they used the prisoners from Belarus as test subjects. After many failures the next step was to start changing people into animals. A lot of the prisoners volunteered themselves and were changed into wolf human hybrids. The Emperor was very happy about his experiment and soon ordered the rest of the army to change into wolf human hybrids too. They were put through training and after a while they began to be recruited by the army. After a year they all were ready to be placed on the frontlines. Now the war has begun once again. The Kingdom decided to be a peaceful Kingdom and once again offered to own Greece but they had regular rights and would be supplied with as many turkys as the wanted. The King of Greece accepted and the peace was signed and declared by the government of Greece. The Empire decided that they should have even more power and declared war on Finland so they could eventually get a coastal advantage. The Empire sent 50000 soldiers 10000 on foot 20000 in planes and 20000 in tanks to invade Finland. The commander of the invasion force was General Vladimirov who lead from the front line. The Finnish army was decimated by the Russians and the Finns were forced to surrender. The Kingdom decided to send there King De flying Gorrila to make them a part of his great kingdom. He went to the King of Bulgaria's Palace to ask him to join The Kingdom of Flying Gorrilas. The King of Bulgaria accepted the offer and decided to form a military alliance with the Kingdom of Flying Gorrilas and to give them a base in his country. The Empire set their sights on Sweden so they could have PewDiePie. They sent 2000 soldiers and a lot of rockets to attack the Swedish border. The Swedes did not want to fight so they decided to surrender. The King of Sweden decided to turn himself in to the Emperor. The Kingdom decided to get Romania to be a part of their rapidly growing power and Romania could get blessings from the gods for power,fame,fortune and whatever else they wanted for becoming a part of the Kingdom. The King of Romania agreed to join and the peace treaty was made and both sides moved on. The Empire wanted Norway and sent tens of thousands of bombs to their wodenic temples to show how much of a threat they actually are and provoke Norway into war. Norway was too smart and decided to play along with the Empire so that they would not be attacked by the Empire. So The Empire decided to do something special to get Norway to start to fight against them. They decided to attack Norway with the help of The Kingdom of Flying Gorrilas. The Empire sent a lot of people disguised as Vikings to invade Norway. The King of Norway saw one of the disguised men and thought they were just ordinary men and did nothing. The Empire took control of Norway and made it a part of the empire. The Kingdom decided to create a new tool to make the negotiatior sound more confident in his country's power. So they created the "King of Gorrila" card which when played makes the person look better than they actually are. It also makes them seem more powerful and intimidating. In a last ditch effort to create an ultra weapon, Amogus created 1000 cursed warriors who were incredibly powerful and could only be killed by someone who was pure evil. The curse was so strong that even if the warrior survived they would become a massive monster who could only be killed by another cursed warrior. The cursed warriors were put on the frontlines and were fought over by the two armies. The Kingdom also created a weapon 1000 holy knights who were incredibly powerful and could not be harmed by any sort of weapon. These holy knights had godlike powers and were able to destroy anything. The Empire was very impressed and decided to create their own version of the cursed warriors but with the power of a holy knight. The Empire of Amogus and The Kingdom of Flying Gorrilas had an all out clash both were strong but the Empire only fought to obtain land and this would be The Kingdoms first battle. Both sides were evenly matched in military power but The Empire had more expirience in war and used this to its advantage. The Empire sent 4000 soldiers to the front lines where The Kingdom of Gorrilas had a small amount of troops waiting to defend their new home. The Empire charged forward and was met with the charge of The King of Gorrilas. The King of Gorrilas was expert swordsman and fought bravely.The Empire had won the battle after The King of Gorrilas head was slashed of by the mythical sword Yoru wielded by Daniel, writer of this story I hope you read this and if you did I hope you enjoyed it.

The fact that chat ate their cheese moon and technically didn’t win shows how chaotic this series really is

I love how as soon as it transitions from editing Doug to live Doug it goes from ultra serious to silly immediately

@Chad 007 are you a bot or a 🗿

@alan smithee go to their profile and report them directly for spam. (not only the comments themself)

@اسكنكو برو - Asknko Pro I challenge you to "Fuck off! "

@Chad 007 ur also a bot

@Atristand "character development"

wait but if they ate moon tzu in celebration then they lost a point and therefore are only at 9 points

Technically chat lost a point because they ate Moon Tzu

JarJar was originally going to be an undercover Sith Lord, the strongest of all and the emperor. So the Ai making Yoda know that JarJar is the emperor is like a reference.

I just realized wouldn't them eating Moon Tzu at 1:04:39 bring the Chaturn empire back down to 9

That happened shortly after they hit 10. The goal wasn't to stay at 10 for a specific timeframe, but to reach it, which they did.

I love how chat got literal anti-matter bombs for free and then proceeded to never make use of them

@Sonic 2000 the giant toilet was the right option

It did give them a point

@Pawn Cube its a fucking bomb man how can you screw it up? it malfunctions and destroys a part of the planet you were trying to blow up?

A fickle beast, that Twitch Chat is.

No no no, it was all planned to get a free easy point

This is one of the most unique, interesting and entertaining videos I've seen on the platform. The battle between one man, many manchildren and a writing AI is truly spectacular.

Jar jar is the mvp of this episode the chess part made me laugh so hard! Also the sun telling everyone to fuck off is pretty legendary

Wait, I just realized.. They technically ate Moon Tzu, thus it doesn't exist and isn't a structure and therefore Chaturn would be at 9 points, still at game point.

Some say the war still rages to this day

The humans of earth should have been an actual faction throughout the game

I love that Jar Jar made Chaturn pay 1 trillion dollars for their own planet

Art of the Deal

“The negotiator”

@Edfaceeh ohhhh ok XD

@Nathan Nunes my comment was towards the other Nathan, Nathan

@Edfaceeh Ik it’s a joke

Mayeb next time try all of the Erath continents. Maybe Asia since it's the largest. Or just all of Earth

It's funny that Doug says he's been "too lenient" with twitch chat and that's why he keeps losing when twitch chat repeatedly votes to give Doug resources (like the list of European leaders and Iron-Balls) because they think it's funny

This could actually be a movie, the question is who would best fit the sun? That one line has to be perfect

The sand guardian. Guardian of the sand.

@TheCoconut Definitely Morgan Freeman this was the right answer

Doug himself of course

Morgan Freeman

But chaturn didn't win! They ate Moon Tzu, so they lost a resource!

I love how whenever the humans on Earth get slightly scared they build a massive robot named the Arbiter and destroy a planet.

Typical of us in the future. "Ah ! A hypothetical treat ! Extermination in progress NOW !!!!"

And they even send the Chaturn Empire’s twins after their own assassin gave birth to them apparently, honestly the humans should’ve been their own faction tbh

Pretty accurate

Can’t wait for the real finale of the AI Invasion arc: Twitch Chat and I invaded Australia with Artificial Intelligence

honestly as an australian if chat and doug invade i wouldnt complain

I mean it’s kinda close.

Thay got the toilet but lost moon tzu so they would still be on 9

At some point chat became like the ai, constantly going back to similar principles like the space pope

this whole video is legendary, anyone knows more vids like this? i laughed my ass off watching jerma's AI dungeon stream and I'd love more

@shakal hope you enjoy

@Radek Chrabota thanks

@shakal callmekevin, secret sleepover society, slimecicle and tomska all have amazing videos playing ai dungeon

@Metatronio i mean more channels that make ai videos, ive already watched doug's vids

Doug's done Europe and the US in previous videos

Doug should’ve told chat “alright, you got the toilet, but ate Moon Tzu. You’re still at 9 points”

@Kitty doug normally let's the ai carry on when it vague normally so I don't think it really fair to compare this wording to others. And I agree I think we all would love if this kept going. There was apparently more after stream where the jar jar took a dump in the toilet and chat made a second moon with a rule of no pooping on it.

@will wh doug was making a shitton of decisions on points based on equally vague wording, and frankly the story was jsut getting so ridiculous i wanted it to keep going.

@Kitty It didn't even say they ate all the moon it just said they celebrated by eating it.

@Austin Baylis i dont care, it happened in the same chunk of text generated by the ai thus it happened at the same time and this video is not over

@William Falls don't forget about blowing up Random planet using "evil" anti matter bomb

Chat: *kills the deactivated sun* Also Chat: "Great, now lets build a Dyson Sphere!"

I feel like "Chaturn" is underrated for how good of a name it is for Twitch Chat's planet. Also love how, cus a Space Adventure is legitimately something Novel AI is trained for, all of the prompts have elements of cliché alien adventures that the AI attempts to flesh out more. xD

Then, they discovered Alien Ruins on Mercury (again)

I love how this ended up creating three suns, three death stars, and a second moon.

Doug actually won, he just forgot to count the 2. general grievous and general slith as points. And moon tzu was eaten at the end, so chat should have lost this point.

The amount of times the AI wanted to continue it's weird ancient ruins storyline with Doug Doug it's just absurd. The AI allowed chat to continue but kept derailing Doug lol

@Hi Hey yeah that was weird, it kept doing a "meanwhile, in Doug's empire" thing before even starting with Chat's stuff.

Oh let's not forget the fact that the AI is constantly wanting to ruin relations with anyone, the amount of random aggression they had to Jar Jar was... jarring, to say the least-

After a few turns, it was actually Chaturn that couldn't get anything done. The AI would say a few sentences and then pivot to the Dougtopian Emperor and Empire

It keeps doing that to Doug. It is a bit disappointing

Chat also got super derailed at the start with all the Halo lore

Chat got OBSESSED with making the perfect sun after an ancient celestial body told them to fuck off and then proceeded to destroy itself

This was absolutely awesome and you need to do more of this series, it is so ridiculously hilarious and a great way to laugh.

I like how the Dougtopian Emperor talks about horribly maiming Jar Jar and they just laugh it off like the good friends they are

I love how the AI built an entire 3rd faction in *both* stories

The fact that chat telling sun 3 to fuck off caused Doug to lose control of it made me laugh so hard I started crying. Truly one of chat’s greatest plays to date.

@Alex hiser yeah but that was actually written by doug, the sun 3 fuck off plan ACTUALLY working and the ai made the sun get so depressed that it left doug was fucking golden storytelling

@Bruno Batista Thank you

This video made me cry from laughter multiple times

@Yeo Han P. Flores 43:11

Time stamp?

It’s not a DougDoug video if you don’t lose your breath from laughing

We need more of this!! I love all your content, but this is just so fun. It combines my favourite video of yours, the linked in AI one with a board game against chat... thats just so good!!!!

Please continue this series! Some of the best content you make!

My favorite part was when Doug said it's Dougin' time and Douged all over his enemies

My favourite detail of the whole story is that Jar Jar Binks opens every conversation by saying “hi, I’m Jar Jar Binks”

Hi, I'm Jar Jar Binks, and you're watching Disney Channel

@Boysenberries well he'd say "meesa jar jar binks" but maybe he learned better English lol

It is both factual and accurate.

This is the greatest series on the whole internet, I can't remember when I last laughed so hard

Doug, I honestly recommend this become like a regular series game, where maybe you can revisit scenarios but start with different countries/states/planets/etc and see where it gets you.

Having watched three of these now, I think the heart of Doug's losses lie in chat's focus on acquiring resources over acquiring territory. Doug always tries to expand, which the AI is more likely to stop and say that he gets defeated, while chat goes on madcap projects that the AI seem far more likely to grant, and sometimes even give bonuses to. If you ever do this again, Doug, then turtle. Turtle and research any little project that comes into your mind. Only that way can you defeat Chatistan.

Please do more of these, I haven’t laughed like this in years!

Imagine if, 5 years ago someone would have told you that one day, a group of thousands of strangers across the internet would simultaneously think of both Saul Goodman and Jar Jar Binks as two of the greatest political negotiators of all time...

Saul Goodman was on both sides. He was not a resource for either empire. Jar Jar Binks worked directly for the Dougtopian Empire, despite multiple attempts of the Dougtopian Emperor to kill him.

Now we need them to face off against each other in an Ace Attorney-style debate. MAKE IT HAPPEN DOUG

While thinking about the giant toilet

They ate the moon-