this is a new series we're calling "A.I. Invasion", I absolutely love it, new episode next week invading the USA

next up :invading mars edit: I am off to predict what will happen in 2374

Honestly one of if not the funniest video I've seen in years, well done man

Cool

We deserve to be invaded, DougDoug for president.

This is a great series!

I've never been so invested in European history. It makes me wonder what else I missed in grade school. I'm excited to learn about Ohio's invasion of Luxembourg.

Oh hey I love your videos! Was not expecting to see you chilling in a DougDoug comment section, but it makes total sense

Oh hey, didn't expect to see you down here. I love your videos!

Love your stuff, did not expect to see you on a dougdoug video

I definitely did not expect this. When are we getting the eldritch abomination diorama of Doug vs. Chat?

You should do a clay diorama of a giant chat-demon with a thousand faces, each of those faces doing random inputs until they win. A demonic chat hivemind, basically

Even in AI simulations, Switzerland manages to strive for neutrality.

And France continues to lose

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And nobody is attacking Sweden

@Creepy Crupper those sweet iron stores bro

I find it unrealistic that Russia hasn’t been touched. Although, the stupid cold would’ve sent their army away, so forget what I said in the first sentence.

Chat: gets a god emperor, horse cannons, and a marriage to Satan. Doug: gets a list

And beer. Do not underestimate beer. Wars have literally been waged over beer.

@Vetreas and bears, but they died so it doesn't matter

dont be fooled, with the list they now know who the emporer of chatistan is and can stand a chance against them

@shade nope the list was from 2021 so chatistan is not on it

He let chats shit slide way more

the whole "painted horse" part was so confusing yet amazingly hilarious sounded like a lunatic with how much i was laughing

the painted horse timeline feels like dream logic lmfao

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It reminded me of a anime card game battle.

It’s basically a Monty python skit

I laughed so hard that my father literally came across our apartment to ask if I was hurt or sth or why I was laughing

Everytime doug says that the pope ran into the woods or something like that just the picture makes me burst out laughing.

Hearing the single note of Dirtmouth made me laugh harder

I really love how it gets shorter and shorter every time he mentions

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@E translate.

That means that hell can now compete in Eurovision

Having seen eurovision many times, I'm not convinced that they weren't competing already.

I mean, if australia can in real life, then I guess hell can too

Insert "always has been" meme here 🤣

France is already in though?

what do you mean? the british have always been part of eurovision????? 🤨🤨🤨

I love the fact that every single one of Chatistan's popes cannot physically help it but to run into the fucking woods at the smallest hint of danger

And that piano sound effect killed me.

I mean, does the Pope shit in the woods?

@A Gay Elephant Called Jonathan where the holiness does his business, is his business

Considering where the Empire of Chatistan ends up, not a bad idea.

popes are like deer

29:50 I case you couldn’t figure it out, Doug’s emperor went to chat to the president of Ireland, who then disappeared and turned into the emperor of Ireland, Doug threatened him with his sword, so with only one option, he put on a bulletproof vest and accepted his fate, just then the actual president came back and agreed to sign the treaty with dougtopia

Thanks for the clarification

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AI to doug: ur weaker than Luxembourg AI to chat: ur Emperor is literally ultra instinct shaggy

It do be like that

and god

Biased-ass AI

God had his holy invention for twitch chat as thy lend claim to the holy city. I don’t know how the speak ancient priest well enough.

She is very based. The AI's name is Euterpe, I searched her up when I saw her talking for the first time in the video Apparently she is the 2nd (I assume) AI of Novelai since the last one was so stupid it had been replaced by her and is better.

Me: "Oh hey, DougDoug started in my home country Germany. I wonder how he will start his adventure." DougDoug: *starts attacking surrounding countries* Me: "Yep, that seems familiar."

And of course his first target was Switzerland.

@Mlpfanboy soooo historically accurate amirite

I just love dougdoug mindlessly unifying Ireland with his chat screaming at him

To be fair we hadn't been invaded by Britain at that point

I just wanna point out that 21 Irish soldiers took on England and won

@Cathal Molloy Depending on the time period, England should have had Meath instead of Northern Ireland. Also Ireland itself was split up into clans IIRC. Doug clearly made no attempt to use an accurate map tho. It'd be very interesting to see how this would go on the EU4 map.

I'm Dutch and I was flattered by the AI calling the Netherlands a great nation, but I burst out laughing when the Dutch chief just told the emperor "bitch I'm gay". Should've seen that coming lmao. With you being so focused on Luxembourg this video was absolutely hilarious

Het was geweldig

Twitch Chat: -Literaly kills the Pope -Has Gunicorns -Brings their God Emperor back from Hell -Makes a pact with Satan Doug Doug: -Beer

And a girlboss army

dont forget doug had a list of all european leaders whatever thats worth. xD

Twitch chat while highly in the lead: rigged!

@ChaoZz Blade I mean yeah he has that list but...have you tried his beer?

@ChaoZz Blade And the Battle Bears.............. which he lost immediately to Switzerland despite being allies.

Meanwhile, Scandinavia and the entire eastern part of Europe is enjoying some popcorn, watching the show unfold.

Sittin' on lawn chairs with their popcorn watching Chatistan with their horse cannons and God Emperor argue with the King of Dougtopia and his list of EU leaders about which horse has painted-on armor sounds like a pretty good time.

Well when Doug let’s us get random shit we gonna get random shit. Then invade.

AI: so the second pope runs off with the girlboss army and neither of them are seen again Doug Doug: yeah ok(proceeds to let Twitch Chat keep both the pope AND the girlboss army)

From what the ai gave later on, it seems like only a faction of the girl boss army sided with the forest popes? They're referred to as their girl boss army not THE girl boss army, implying there's more than one

​@NotSoAwesome that's because doug said that chat still had a girlboss army

Chat actually didnt win since they neveer got the girlboss army back, so they didnt get to 10 points.

I assume the AI made it where the Pope somehow organized her own girlboss army, or she was able to get some of the members to defect to her side. Or, worse case scenario, both. And then when the pope joined back to Twitch Chat, the army grew bigger.

Every time it shows the Pope AI generated image I laugh again

So chat managed to create cannons mounted on horses while doug got distracted when trying to deep-fry fish and instead went on a bender with the Queen of England? Not gonna lie this is fantastic lore.

Chat: “Hey, let’s do all of this wild and wacky shit!” The AI: “And so they did wild and wacky shit for one sentence. And then the Girlboss Army slaughtered everyone. The End”

I love that chat started with the Pope, a prominent religious figure, and ended with a political marriage to Satan. An absolute 180 on it all, really.

The question is, did the Pope always run away because (s)he knew their people were a bunch of Satanists? Or did the people turn to Satan for guidance because the Pope wasn't doing their job?

Actually I don't think they were married. I didn't watch the stream, but what the text in the video shows is that Satan REFUSES the marriage, but agrees to an ALLIANCE to rule all of Europe. We'll have to wait and see where that leads.

@LordRedStoneNr1 yeah Satan is a good Christian boy. Wait…

This has more nail-biting political tension than Game of Thrones

Congrats to the guy at 17:47 who said let’s make a pope cloning machine

Ok, It's not even been a minute and from what I see this is a simple game of "Alcoholism VS Christianity"

Hmmm yes Christianity...

@LordRedStoneNr1chatistanity

@Lazarus Chat insanity

@Lazarusdivorchatisitianity

I love how half the time the AI decides to ignore what's its given and makes its own story based on what it already knew

The Grand Duchy of Luxembourg being one of the most contested territories in this entire conflict, and the place where chatistan revealed they had dark sorcery.

Every time Doug went to make an alliance with another leader, I ended up laughing my ass off because the leaders always suspect him of some 4D chess sinister plot, then they immediately eviscerate Doug's army

That's how chat won. They went right in and attacked first, if they couldn't attack, they got right on diplomacy.

Except the Netherlands which is apparently a tribal nation run by a chieftan, who was a surprisingly nice old gay guy

Doug’s choice of invading Switzerland was a terrible starting choice, since his option to ally with other countries are going to bite him.

The great battle of Luxembourg, when God Emperor himself had come to aid his troops, must be the greatest thing about this. I was literally crying my eyes out it's unreal.

I love how strong Luxembourg was in this. In reality a single person with a pitchfork could probably take over Luxembourg if they really wanted to

Fun fact: In WW2 Luxembourg resisted the Nazi invasion for longer than Denmark.

"I chose Germany, Twitch Chat chose Vatican City" a bit over 10 seconds in and I'm already laughing, Doug Doug is great

The single piano note every time we see the picture of the escaping Pope is killing me every time.

I'm honestly surprised Chat never resorted to burning that freaking forest down.

I think its hilarious it was easier to release a god emperor from hell then convince the pope to come out of the forest

Out of all the hilarious stuff here, this is the one thing that made me laugh the hardest. That is such a good observation, Jesus Christ..

LMFAO

I think we finally have the answer to "does the Pope shit in the woods"

@modulusshift He.. no wait, *she* sure does

How the fuck did this became warhammer for a moment, with chat having a god emperor, and a all woman army (adepta sororitas, or sisters of battle)

this is by far the greatest piece of viewer interaction and entertainment I've ever seen on Twitch!

Chat: "Seduce Luxenberg" Doug: "No, it has to make some logical sense" *3 videos later* Chat: Tries to seduce the zoo's welcome sign

Lmao poor Doug the AI was screwing him at literally every turn while giving random god powers to chat every chance it got hahaha

I decided to attempt my version of this challenge. Within half an our, I manage to get western Europe on my side. Resources are looking good bois. Update: I have conquered the entirety of Europe. Let's go gamers.

"their starting resource is.." " *POPE.* " damn man i never knew the pope was a resource

Twitch chat has a habit of requiring a pope for these AI stories.

the chat, after losing the pope many times, decided to abandon the light and embrace the dark

It has The Mob controlling it after all...

no pope? aight demon emperor.

Literally fromsoftware lore

@Jack Robinson AHAHHAHAHAHAHHAAHHA 😂

That one piano note every time the pope decides its time to flee into the woods again kills me

Well Doug there were indeed elephants in Switzerland. Very briefly. A lot of them fell off the mountains. A guy named Hannibal thought the Alps were a nice place for elephants.

So, basically the Chatistan Emperor painted himself into a corner. Then he get of his horse and began to persuade the Dougtopian army that he is invincible? This gives me a kid show vibes

He is FUCKING INVINCIBLE

​@JojoGacha and he's very in touch with his inner child

Ah! I see how the AI knows that us Luxembourgers don’t fall for cheap tricks and bribery!

I think the AI confused you with Afghanistan. Not every mountainous country is impossible to invade

Can you make the text file of this available to the public? This is amazing

Only if you can find the pope

​@Pudding Ultamate there's multiple.

@Damian Granner which one tho?

@Pudding Ultamate there's THE pope who left into the woods, 2 who died, and three also left for the woods. I might have them mixed up but there was three.

Would multiple popes count as multiple text files then? Also would the dead one count as half or none?

Finest example of German diplomacy: "Please drink our beer please bro it's good please bro please just try it please"

This comment deserves more likes

Ist wirklich so, komm uns mal besuchen. :)

as a german I can confirm but also come drink our beer please bro it's good please bro please just try it please

And then expands to east ...

FUNNY FOOTAGE OF Andrew ŔÄPING HIS DOG :   https://youtu.be/CWfd8OjWkwg

Chat somehow managed to get the God Emperor of Mankind from Warhammer on their throne and married him off to Satan… Why am I not even surprised anymore

DougDoug and chat literally did a Unification Wars/Horus Heresy speed run and it was beautiful

I like how the ai seemed to try and sell the german beer every chance they got.

This is funnier and more engaging than any other form of media out there for me. I cannot wait for more

Name a more iconic duo than The Pope and fleeing into the forest

Two men yelling about horses, armor, and paint is the funniest shit in this whole series

The fact that the belgian royal family is IRL part german is hilarious

IDK that sounds like typical European monarchism to me

I can't tell if it's the fact that I've been awake almost an entire day or not but the pope in the woods constantly popping up keeps making me lose my ship

It is hilarious to me how Luxembourg was an absolute unit resisting German forces throughout this whole ordeal.

I would absolutely love if this became like a monthly recurring thing

22:02 this has to be the most logical decision chat made in the entire video, considering how the back death spreads through rodents and fleas

The Queen and the Dougtopian Emperor constantly forgetting that they already met via dementia was the icing on the cake.

its funnier cause the Queen has been dead for like 5 days now when the video came out

@FunnyName ForMe what the hell

@JustSomePleb HILRSOUS!!!!!

@JustSomePleb The Queen of England is dead how have you not heard?

@FunnyName ForMe no, I'm sure they heard, just, how does that make it 'funnier' at all?

38:37 Sealed vessel playing while you try to forge an alliance with the Netherlands by giving them a list is art

Chat always says "Rigged" whenever Doug wins, but immediately wins the game in a landslide by getting countries without even trying

This is like AI generated dnd combat. Fucking incredible

36:08 "Instantly incinerated in an instant" THAT PART HAD ME DYING BRO

I feel like this video should be called, One Man Severely Underestimates the Might of Luxembourg.

Doug has max charisma but keeps rolling a natural 1, and twitch chat has zero stats but keeps getting 20s

this is insanely accurate

Very true. You know how artificers are encoutaged to flavour their spells to be machines... well doug has charm person: BEER

Truly the most accurate representation of dnd

Nah bro chat has max wisdom

@Physix but no intelligence

I literally don't remember the last time I was so entertained. Love this so much and this is such a great introduction to your channel (yes, that's the frist video I've seen from you)! Cheers dude, you rock! :D

I've been watching this series so frequently that I didn't even realize it's already been 5 months since this one came out...

I like how Twitch owns a city with a pope from the start, whereas Doug starts with an entire country. And in the end, Twitch ends up ruling the entire Europe with the help of Hell and has basically an army and a god emperor.

Man i havent laughed that hard in a while, this content is pure gold

Wasn't your army supposed to be incapacitated for two turns still when you researched battle bears? Yet it rolled into invading Switzerland as soon as they were equipped that same turn. This was definitely highly entertaining overall though. 10/10 will watch more

not enough people are talking about how "Eat the Pope" was almost chosen over "Kill the Pope and blame Italy"

How different the story would have been

@Lemon Lupin Reuben pope runs into the woods after finding out he might get eaten, nothing has changed

Doug rigging a game after every loss is simply hillarious

I can't stop re-watching these epic conquests. How is it a streamer, a chatbox, & a mediator AI can create a better storyline than most official writers?

After Doug invaded Switzerland with the battle bears a brief comment just suggests he should get magic hat. I totally agree

This is the best idea for a livestream ever, so engaging and fun with all the storytelling and watcher interaction.

This was incredible. I can't wait to have some more time tomorrow to continue watching the other episodes. Bless the God Emperor and his fiery breath!

Twitch chat: "let's research and invent gunpowder" AI: "YOU INVENT CANONS, STRAPP THEM ONTO HORSES AND BLOW UP FRANCE!!"

Joshua Roehl what is it?

@PeaKay a bot, ignore and report it

Twitch chat: can we get guns? Ai: Well, horse canons it is

The AI clearly knows what twitch chat wants.

I love how any time something good for Doug or bad for Chat happens, the chat gets filled with nothing but “Rigged”

I love this series I laugh so hard all the time, keep up the good work Doug!

41:54 can we just take a second to acknowledge how sick that art of the Chat Empire in Hell is? That looks awesome

I freaking lost it when they were arguing about the painted horses 😂

38:36 definitely the best Hollow Knight boss track. It captures the regality, the tragedy and the tension of the Hollow Knight and mixes them for that climax.

--pure-- poor vessel

"The Pope is a girl, by the way," is a sentence I'll be sprinkling in casual conversation from now on.

I'd love to hear that conversation.

Popess Joan.

lol

Pope juana

chat: destroys everyone with weaponized horses and a girlboss army Doug: loses to Luxembourg like 4 times

As a pole (person froom Poland) I live the fact that when explaining what you and twitch chat can do you made an arrow to invade Poland. Love the accuracy of what would germany do when it would want to invade every country..., again. Sorry for my bad english not my first language and have a good day

I always tell people who apologize for their bad English that they're actually much better than they think. This comment was about as coherent as the average comment written by a native English speaker anyway lmao

España es tan gooooooood que no fue tocada por ningún imperio ni el del infierno

These are so fun to watch and will only get better as AI progresses. Hopefully one day it will ALL be relevant instead of the AI taking random directions with the story or repeating parts of it.

Doug: *has any kind of success* Chat: RIGGED

The fact that chat flawlessly executed a rescue of their God Emperor from hell, while Doug randomly was unable to ally with the Netherlands because the king was gay has me dying

The chat literally dominated the game lol

This is a great quote to use out of context

*LINK TO THE CLIP OF YOUR DAD COMING BACK WITH THE MILK:*

Dougtopian Empire: WE HAVE A LIST OF EVERY SINGLE EUROPEAN LEADER AND THEIR WEAKNESS! WE BEG YOU JOIN US AND TAKE THE ENTIRE CONTINENT FOR OURSELVES! Interested? Netherland's leader: he he he. *I'M GAY~*

@AbsurdDive chatopia: yo god emporor God emporor: yo *joins chatopia*

The way that Doug just casually glances over the fact that Chat lost the Girlboss Pope and Army early game is nice to know that he wants to keep it fun and not just a tug of war.

How has it already been half a year since this video came out... Time flies man.

Chat: finally i have france by my side, can i attack other countries? AI: what? You want to break havoc in france and attack it?

The ammount of creativity needed to do this is incredible, you truly are amazing at entertaining, Doug.

Crazy as this story was, there's just something about putting the words "God Emperor" together that changes the story's tone into a Very Serious one.

i love how the ai on doug's side was torn between him being a friendly beer dad and some super schemer who sets up dastardly traps everwhere

here is the full clip no.

Just you wait until you meet Dougkota's Army General....

marriages*

I mean that does perfectly describe Doug

Dadstardly traps

WTF... This is from a simple old century conquest... To a journey to the depth of hell... O.O Fck this is too good... YOU SHOULD DO MORE OF THIS PLEASE.... Turns out I've been missing this kind of content in my life.

This is the best community interaction I ever seen in my entire life

This was undoubtably the most entertaining 42 minutes of my life

He should defenetly make a sequel to this. There's still a lot of countries left, and c'mon I want to see where the story's gonna go from here.

This is definitely my favorite series on all of YouTube!

the fact that dougtopia managed to invent battle bears and then lose them in a singular turn to their own allies, no less, while chatistan was just given a giant fire-breathing god emperor completely unprompted...........are we sure twitch chat isn't secretly controlling this ai

RIGGED?

@ZedMercury No, it was just planned from the start

@Nameless Worm *The game was rigged from the start*

I think it's fair to say, that this is a game where chaos rules, and that is what chat always excels at.

We didnt even start on the fact that the god emperor was given to twitch chat during *DOUGS TURN*

God I love this series. the god emperor was hilarious, keep up the amazing content!

I think the stream end was better. The marriage and allegiance between doutopia and chatistan at the end was just so a harmonic happy ending.

This was the first stream I had ever caught, and joining to see a god emperor making an alliance with satan was.... interesting