Trump Wants To 'Win' More Than He Wants To Lead

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    The President's message of empathy to his party regarding the forcible separation of children from parents: 'Win!'
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Edward Yamada
Edward Yamada

And now Nielson is on her way to the private sector to write her book. Good riddance, Cruella DeVille.

Vor 4 Tage
Iana Araújo
Iana Araújo

So THAT`S how you pronounce "legislative" in English...

Vor 11 Tage
absourate
absourate

Donald Trump: the best thing that could ever happen to late night talk shows.

Vor 12 Tage
John Doel
John Doel

every single person on earth without exception is a organ donor hospitals do not need a family s approval just something from someone higher up Queen 🐝

Vor 14 Tage
John Doel
John Doel

what shits me about us rights the 1st and 2nd amendments are just amendments or changes so why can't you bring them up to date it is not against the Constitution Queen 🐝

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Rob Blokdijk
Rob Blokdijk

Money based immigration?

Vor 22 Tage
Armando Olivares
Armando Olivares

It's OK to bring boat loads of Asians that come here exactly for the purpose of having children they even have houses full of pregnant women along with nurses and medical equipment. Ain't that some shit

Vor Monat
Armando Olivares
Armando Olivares

Wow just wait until next week because there's a 1000+ caravan of people with women and children walking to the U. S. On its way from Honduras. ,yes there walking all the way from Honduras to the USA border

Vor Monat
Albert Elnen
Albert Elnen

Okay I get Manson being in hell. But why Jefferson.?

Vor Monat
Josue Pina
Josue Pina

NO ONE CAN!!!

Vor Monat
JEEVAN JOHN
JEEVAN JOHN

It feels like the trump presidency are an army of daleks and cybermen.

Vor Monat
Hazukichan X
Hazukichan X

True... but only if they're also appearing in a really rubbish episode. They each had some good moments, which is more than can be said of Drumpf.

Vor Monat
William Ridge
William Ridge

trump's is a potent tool, stephen miller is trump's Joseph Goebbels.He even looks like him.

Vor Monat
Memesterchief Sirus
Memesterchief Sirus

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Vor Monat
Tika Lee Ho Tanga Meemee
Tika Lee Ho Tanga Meemee

I ❤ Stephen Colberts Trump impersonation

Vor 2 Monate
Julie W.
Julie W.

And the GALL of Fox "News" saying that the videos and pictures of crying babies and children are ACTORS???? Yes, I'm sure that's necessary, because as babies and children are ripped from their parents, they're probably smiling, right? IDIOTS.

Vor 2 Monate
Ben Arnona
Ben Arnona

If you use common sense, you would understand the idiocy of this, but most trump supporting morons are racists devoid of such social norms, and is the exact reason they voted him into office in the first place.

Vor 2 Monate
Ben Arnona
Ben Arnona

It's also our constitutional law to allow those seeking sanctuary from cruel countries, or from those suffering from natural disaster. Not only that, but defending it by saying we can't verify that these are their kids is not an applicable means to an end because it can literally be thrown right back into their faces by simply saying they can't take them away at the border legally because they can't verify that they aren't their kids. Honestly do any trump supporters think before they speak, or heaven forbid do anything? I mean uh hello if you can't verify they aren't their kids then you can't verify they are their kids either. Uh Duh point, and case won by trump teams own statement contradicting itself. Also if they are at the border still the real law surrounding border control more, or less states they are to be deported immediately back to either their country of origin, or provided they can't confirm they deport them back to their country of entry in other words Mexico. So suck it trump fanatic radical extremists too ignorant understand what human trafficking is.

Vor 2 Monate
K Q-K
K Q-K

5:17 When the club is too loud to hear the conversation I'm a part of...

Vor 2 Monate
Judi Spackman
Judi Spackman

Repubickkklan concentration camps for babies and children.

Vor 2 Monate
Leonor Freyre
Leonor Freyre

Obama was worst!!🙏❤️

Vor 2 Monate
Hazukichan X
Hazukichan X

Yeah, Trump may be a lying, self-serving, barely coherent charlatan, but at least he never asked for dijon on his hamburgers, or tried to help people in need! D=

Vor Monat
Salty Nate
Salty Nate

Dear fucking god... i remember reading that damn tweet. Ewwww!!!

Vor 3 Monate
zeitGGeist
zeitGGeist

Don't come to America.

Vor 3 Monate
Harold075
Harold075

"We have to do our job, we would not apologize for doing our job" - Adolf Eichmann

Vor 3 Monate
Kevin Lombard
Kevin Lombard

Steven stop hurting the children. Pizza gate. Don't keep deep state narrative. See the light. Stop hurting babies.

Vor 3 Monate
Oliver Phippen
Oliver Phippen

whats the difference stupid ???

Vor 3 Monate
Ghalib Marsal
Ghalib Marsal

Go for it winnnn In CAGES ????

Vor 3 Monate
Larry C Felton
Larry C Felton

The "devil" segment was great! Give us more of this please. LCF

Vor 3 Monate
Jesse Willard
Jesse Willard

Winning everyday, that's what a great leader does, wins for the people and country, look at NATO, He keeps winning, liberals like putting illegals first not Americans

Vor 4 Monate
Hazukichan X
Hazukichan X

"I'm taking my ball and going home" is not the same thing as winning. For further reference, look at the UK post-Brexit. I repeat: Not winning!

Vor Monat
mixwell1983
mixwell1983

Maybe I am wrong but late night shows are supposed to be about comedy yet everything recommended to me is this twat basing his whole "stand up" on Trump. We get it you don't care for Trump. Move on already. What happened to Leno and Conan? Now u have this twat and Jimmy Kibble and bits and bits.. Kimmel the fucking awkward crying twat. Wasnt Obama doing the same shit but low key? Were they afraid to sound racist dogging on Obama? I respect Trump for putting it out there instead of hiding his shit. Also Trump is in support of reuniting fams but the illegals are bringing their kida with them commiting crimes. Would you tale your child with you if you decided to rob a bank or commit murder? The illegals are the fucked up ones tagging their kids along while knowingly commiting a crime. No one is saying you are not welcome but if you want to come here do it legally... Immigrants dont = illegal immigrants and people are getting confused. Trump isn't outspokenly racist he is against ILLEGAL immigrants. European countries with less strict borders are getting over ran by muslims and terrorists. Look at Norway/Sweden and their crimewave from 5 years ago until now. Crime has gone up significantly. #noopenborders

Vor 4 Monate
dale lopez
dale lopez

The sad part is that 40 % of Americans think , this kind of behavior is acceptable

Vor 4 Monate
Sanchez Sunil
Sanchez Sunil

This is too serious an issue to make jokes out of.

Vor 4 Monate
Hazukichan X
Hazukichan X

I would agree, but sadly jokes are the only way to get a lot of people's attention. If they watch something and it only makes them feel like they should feel guilty or upset about something that's happening, they just switch the channel instead. Stephen, John Oliver and others are doing what they can to sneak the serious issues into those minds as well.

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Alonso Moya
Alonso Moya

Disease pollution assemble production medium complete argument main front advise e-mail sure old.

Vor 4 Monate
Atticus Finch
Atticus Finch

Just another bottom feeder cocksucker cornholebert.

Vor 4 Monate
Hecter Natchos
Hecter Natchos

goofy nonsense giberis

Vor 4 Monate
Scotland Dobson
Scotland Dobson

It's a con. I bet his plan was to cause this problem and then point at it as a reason we need to build the wall, to prevent such "inevitabilities" from ever happening, while blaming democrats. His tweet was an attempt to salvage the plan. Too bad America noticed it before he got the chance to pull it off.

Vor 4 Monate
Dave
Dave

You nailed it! Especially that Lucifer impersonation.

Vor 4 Monate
Gary Woolton
Gary Woolton

in the joke was the truth, as often, these are kidnapped children held has hostage with the price being his goddamned wall

Vor 4 Monate
Lisa Lisa
Lisa Lisa

The tool comment about Miller was spot on. I abhor that walking dead looking, heartless c×××!!! Even in high school he was an obnoxious, pompous prick. Looks like he's found a home with $panky & crew.

Vor 4 Monate
Talking Thunder
Talking Thunder

There is murder rap and this, This is worse.

Vor 4 Monate
Just Science
Just Science

Oh he just roasts trump like nobody .10/10 for u stephen .Big fan buddy

Vor 4 Monate
Sukhan Ho
Sukhan Ho

And this is why I live in Canada

Vor 4 Monate
nonquintessentialone
nonquintessentialone

Yo Donald Trump be trying to slip 19th century slavery back in under the rug.. instead of 21st century slavery

Vor 4 Monate
BulletFarmer2
BulletFarmer2

Wait--if the devil is on this show but God isn't, then why did God leave? Did He finally decide that we're all beyond salvation?

Vor 4 Monate
8ernity8
8ernity8

Someone shut this Steven the hell up!

Vor 4 Monate
Reem Alh
Reem Alh

Something missing since forever guys.. I'm not wonder why When I saw the devil I directly remember the religious leaders The folks who have first class tickets To heaven handed by GOD HIMSELF ... WHO HAVE THE RIGHT TO SPEAK In THE NAME OF GOD DEFENDING THE INNOCENTS throwing GAYS IN HELL They must be napping above with GOD SO WHAT Innocent children being apart from their families Who just want to live in a safe place have nothing but faith ... So what if we locked them inside a prison ! God pardoned them to leave the scene these days :) Its a message to us all , how many hard times you need to realize who's WORTH YOUR ACCEPTANCE LOVE & RESPECT .. The ones you always followed believed listened to them Or the ones who you hated without reason judged insulted refused even to listen to them Look around... Who's beside you when you needed? Who isn't ? ALL RELIGIONS LEADERS FOLLOWERS WHO HAD EVERYTHING BUT FREEDOM OR LOVE GOD ONLY bless who have the courage to be FREE , say the truth, HELP OTHERS WHO IN Need.. NO MORE DIVIDERS TRY ONE TIME TO DEFEND SOMEONE YOU DIDN't hesitate accusing.. Change start from within .. Nothing like the sweet taste of REVENGE.. Specially if it served FROM ABOVE ..😌⭐️💋

Vor 4 Monate
laura liles
laura liles

This presidency is a real cluster****! America, aren't you embarrassed? Enough is enough! Get him out of here.

Vor 4 Monate
Ray Seckler
Ray Seckler

Our president.is a winner n that just shatters the left as they seek any means to bring him down but Gods Hand is on him n he will keep on winning,as he said on campaign trail,we the people will get tired of winning !!

Vor 4 Monate
Jp K
Jp K

You are either blind, or just mentally defunct.Mexicos predident is pushing invaders into our country.Half of those kids are not even related, just borrowed.A common practice on border towns in mexico going back to 70's.Same panhandler with 4 kids out on sat. morning, had 6 different kids on sun, running same con.I lived in imperial beach 14 yrs, and frequented trips back and forthtoo many times when friends who visited wanted to visit mexico.Regulars who crossed would tell me the same thing , different kids were used for same purpose.Go peddal your bs on the uninformed, because it don't hold water.They use kids to invade, with no conscience in teaching them through action that our laws don't apply to them.Haven't heard that mentioned in any media.Obviously, you think like the ones you whine about.That is a fact.....

Vor 4 Monate
Lesley Leith
Lesley Leith

Colon with your head up it. WAY TO GO STEPHEN🇨🇦🇨🇦🇨🇦💋💋💋💋💋💋💋

Vor 4 Monate
David Kear
David Kear

alright. Show them why.

Vor 4 Monate
Daniel Tudor
Daniel Tudor

After causing the Sirian refugee crisis and forcing Europe to take millions of refugees, now the US cannot withstand a few thousand refugees from Central America? Yeah, the world will not forget this ....

Vor 4 Monate
ralphthel
ralphthel

Canada is starting to look pretty good to me

Vor 4 Monate
Marc Bryant
Marc Bryant

Trump makes me roll my eyeballs so hard I could actually bowl a strike with them.

Vor 4 Monate
Kenzie T
Kenzie T

Shawshank Redemption well, better than Green Mile.

Vor 4 Monate
Dak Lamerbusch
Dak Lamerbusch

I know, right?!? Those fucking Democrats have a president in the White House and control ALL the hou-oh wait . . .

Vor 4 Monate
Jai Bhimadevi
Jai Bhimadevi

I just realized Nielsen said, "We will not apologize for doing for our job." Doing for your job? A little Freudian slip there, Kirstjen? What did YOU do for your job? Enjoy your Taco Bell drive-thru, sweetheart.

Vor 4 Monate
Roman Darius
Roman Darius

Roses are red! Violets are Blue! I am laughing my head off as you liberals go boo...hoo….hoo….!!!

Vor 4 Monate
Shawn Manson
Shawn Manson

Trump didn't CREATE the rule he's just FOLLOWING the rule, Colbert might want to learn who created this policy in the first place, also don't do the crime if ya can't do the time, especially don't commit crimes with your children

Vor 4 Monate
patrick burrows
patrick burrows

5:52 I've thought Lucifer looked like David Bowie, but this works too. =D

Vor 4 Monate
Antony Irvine
Antony Irvine

The Living Dead are alive and well in the form of Stephen MIller, Jared Kushner.

Vor 4 Monate
Antony Irvine
Antony Irvine

Stephen MIller as Nosferatu.

Vor 4 Monate
Antony Irvine
Antony Irvine

These are the tweets of a complete madman.

Vor 4 Monate
Darren Leung
Darren Leung

I'm sure he's a great guy, but do we really have to listen to Jon Batiste's nasally "yeah" after every clip?

Vor 4 Monate
Mary Rose Kent
Mary Rose Kent

Darren Leung It’s so incredibly annoying!!!

Vor 4 Monate
Helle Dahl Kristensen
Helle Dahl Kristensen

Im speachless over this so called president😱😱😱😱

Vor 4 Monate
Sam Resto
Sam Resto

Please stop the cutaways, he’s so awkward

Vor 4 Monate
Blue In red
Blue In red

IF TRUMPFUCK WANTS US TO ALL TO WIN—HE NEEDS TO GET A MASSIVE HEART ATTACK AND DIE SO HE CAN MEET HIS MAKER THE HORNED ONE 👹👹👹👹👹👹

Vor 4 Monate
Wisconsin Farmer
Wisconsin Farmer

We don't have the luxury of a rational beating heart. And... Jeff Sessions, see you soon.

Vor 4 Monate
spelunkerd
spelunkerd

Trump is fighting tooth and nail to make Americans pay for a wall that he promised they wouldn't have to pay for. With his new tax changes, we know those loans he wants to take out for the wall won't be paid for by the elite rich or by corporations. Who's left to pay the bill?

Vor 4 Monate
Farty McGee
Farty McGee

Stop the false equivalency, Stephen. Republican leaders HAVE NOT come out against this. Paul Ryan and Mitch McConnell could have proposed a law to fix this, they haven’t. Worse, they haven’t even spoken out against this. Be honest, The Republican politicians, AND VOTERS, LOVE THIS HEINOUS BULLSHIT!

Vor 4 Monate
N S
N S

Lying, treasonous Trump should go to jail for kidnapping and child abuse. The Coward-in-Chief with fake heel spurs picking on children by separating them from parents at the border is cruel. Republicans have NO family values or moral compass. If you are not Native American you are an immigrant. Shame on Republicans! Congress needs to Amend the US Constitution to elect the President by direct popular vote. End the electoral college system that gave us Putin's puppet Trump for President. Fox propaganda is fake news. Stephen Colbert is real news.

Vor 4 Monate
Animal Lovers
Animal Lovers

That new Devil character needs Kylo Ren's electronic scary voice

Vor 4 Monate
113 DmG
113 DmG

Yay, Tim Conway! (No relation to Kellyann, thank God.) Ask your grandparents.

Vor 4 Monate
panda44r
panda44r

Drumpfy boy is probably shipping some of these kids to Roy Moore, et al. Of course, Ol' Roy only likes the young girls.

Vor 4 Monate
MeSoyCapitan
MeSoyCapitan

Separating children from their parents is psychological and emotional torture.

Vor 4 Monate
Eric C
Eric C

WHY DO PEOPLE LAUGH WHEN HE SAYS "DOT DOT DOT"? SO STUPID.

Vor 4 Monate
CabaretVoltaire391
CabaretVoltaire391

Next blonde schmuck says "we do not have the luxury", i ll go full have-nothing-to-lose on them.

Vor 4 Monate
jessie james
jessie james

and he wants the mexicans to help him build the wall? is this a hostage kind of thing? you stop coming or you help build the wall or we take you , children and all and imprison you

Vor 4 Monate
Tom Maynard
Tom Maynard

Trump's white evangelical fan-base believe he's anointed by God to be President. Never mind the Russian election scandal, his affairs with porn stars, unwarranted sexual acts towards women, perpetual lies or his inability to remember even a single Bible verse. Evangelicals abandoned moral beliefs to follow a cult leader.

Vor 4 Monate
Jason Rosenzweig
Jason Rosenzweig

During the news clips, I only hear through my right ear.

Vor 4 Monate
Joseph Diaz
Joseph Diaz

HELLO ..lol

Vor 4 Monate
Gusstavv's Stuff
Gusstavv's Stuff

I was expecting Satan to squish that last guy... damn you Colbert, why didn't you do it!!

Vor 4 Monate
Shona Richards
Shona Richards

Send Trump into space along with his team.

Vor 4 Monate
chinze bo
chinze bo

RE: Nielsen..She needs another reaming out from Cory Booker. She's BAD!!!

Vor 4 Monate
TWSTF 8
TWSTF 8

Apparently, To a Republican, children aren't human unless they're American citizens. They don't deserve any better than a common animal at the pound.

Vor 4 Monate
Ingo Vollmer
Ingo Vollmer

Welcome to third reich you effing US a-holes!

Vor 4 Monate
James Smithe
James Smithe

Neilson; jesus another repulsive Trump appointee. Where the hell does he find them?

Vor 4 Monate
Mary Rose Kent
Mary Rose Kent

James Smithe Out in the garbage vortices found in all of our oceans...The the best for the U.S. 😵😵😵😵😵

Vor 4 Monate
James Smithe
James Smithe

America; I'm sorry, I love many aspects of the U.S. but you have a heartless buffoon for a president.

Vor 4 Monate
Nobody J
Nobody J

Yes we do pray for us.

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Ayla Porter
Ayla Porter

Sir, In another time that feels like forever ago, I would give a convincing and heartwarming argument, but now, after 14 years of this life and the things I've seen, I can tell you that "buffoon" doesn't even BEGIN to cover it.

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Chris Pesklo
Chris Pesklo

James - We as Americans will fix our problems. There is a lot of anger here and will not put up with this garbage. It is only proof that there is no such thing as a 'perfect government'. The Idiot-in-Chief will be either voted out of office in 2020, or impeached within this year. This can't continue. Our next elections in November will finally destroy the Republican party as a political relevance and the Democrats will remove the fool from office....

Vor 4 Monate
Mary Rose Kent
Mary Rose Kent

James Smithe FYI, we’ve noticed. Sorry about the noise...

Vor 4 Monate
jen R xnavygal
jen R xnavygal

James Smithe you are being waaay to kind with your words!

Vor 4 Monate
James McGrillen
James McGrillen

Right Wing "Family values" = CHILD ABUSE !

Vor 4 Monate
Mcbeg33
Mcbeg33

And yet, it will be Trump supporters who will stand in line for hours and vote, not all these people being outraged by children in cages.

Vor 4 Monate
Mary Rose Kent
Mary Rose Kent

Mcbeg33 I have been voting since 1974 (the first year 18-year-olds could vote), and have not missed a single election since; even when I lived in another country, I voted!

Vor 4 Monate
Michael Vaughan
Michael Vaughan

Colbert you have the cart before the horse again

Vor 4 Monate
MrHEYERG
MrHEYERG

I'm so sick of trump.

Vor 4 Monate
Bad Omen
Bad Omen

MrHEYERG Why?

Vor 4 Monate
Jennis Angel
Jennis Angel

Good to know Jefferson went to hell

Vor 4 Monate
The Political Rook
The Political Rook

They aren't prisons... They need to be in chain linked fences so the officers can make sure they're safe... Not to mention it's the parents fault for doing this. They knew what they were bringing their children to and they knew the conquences.

Vor 4 Monate
Erin Flood
Erin Flood

There's nothing safe about dehumanization, about treating people as an "other", about ensuring their first contact with the gov't. is one of bitter trauma. "Hearts and Minds"? This policy assumes that none of us- citizens, residents, immigrants, refugees- are possessed of either.

Vor 4 Monate
Jon dow
Jon dow

WEDSDSEX

Vor 4 Monate
Mali Super
Mali Super

WHETE IS THE OUTRAGE, THE TEARS, THE CALLS TO EVIL AT THE LEFT CALLING FOR THE RAPE OF A 12 YEAR OLD CHILD, ONLY BECAUSE HE IS THE PRESIDENT’S SON?

Vor 4 Monate
roger Brownfield
roger Brownfield

The hate your neighbor Christians are a conflicted people. Their pride and arrogance makes them snuggle up to a their white leader no matter what.

Vor 4 Monate
Red
Red

I wonder if Colbert practised his Trump impersonation at home. He must dream about Trump. It's sad to see his whole world revolves around the guy.

Vor 5 Monate
andrew marks
andrew marks

it’s not a cage....it’s a security PEN.....that just looks like a cage....#pineapplepen

Vor 5 Monate
rich808
rich808

your writers are just awesome

Vor 5 Monate

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