Trump Wants The U.S. To 'Be Cool' About China

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    The President channeled 'West Side Story' while defending his hypocritical directive to help China's phone giant, ZTE, to 'get back in business.'
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Chory Ferguson
Chory Ferguson

But, women really DID "win the west." Without the determination, sacrifice, and long-suffering of several generations of American women, this country could never have actualised Manifest Destiny; today Alaska would be Russia, California would be Spain, and Oregon would be Canada.

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jack vodov
jack vodov

Some Canadian fake news, for a fresh change. https://www.cbc.ca/news/world/rosenstein-impeachment-1.4762029

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RyshuPicchu
RyshuPicchu

Hello from the future! Why didn't we play it cool with China?!?!?!?!?!?!!?!?!?

Vor 27 Tage
John Johnson
John Johnson

China is a joke. Chinese are racist cunts with small dicks. Fuck 🇨🇳.

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Chad Chadowski
Chad Chadowski

"My mother was a saint." =)

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Moe A
Moe A

why wont he say the palestinians instead of the angry people?

Vor Monat
tatubert82
tatubert82

Well  ...  starting a trade war isn't  the best way to make friends  ..   or does he think they love him so much they'll give in??

Vor Monat
Mark Martin
Mark Martin

Wish they would take you trumpturds

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Mark Martin
Mark Martin

Trump found out his mother was his father's sister

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PORKFOOT and The One Man Boyband
PORKFOOT and The One Man Boyband

The Chinese prepare for World War 3 by gigantic display of Military power. https://youtu.be/KsFFGORkASo

Vor Monat
Philippe
Philippe

From france it is very refreshing to hear such witty and critical comments. Félicitations monsieur colbert!

Vor 2 Monate
Harris Tasneem
Harris Tasneem

Trump on America 👍

Vor 2 Monate
Soban Faiz
Soban Faiz

#StepehncolbertmakesthebestsenseofTrumpbecasuequitefranklynobodyelsecanproperlyandyouwhattrytomakesenseofthisbecauseijustcreatedanewhastagbaby

Vor 2 Monate
wordsfromtexas
wordsfromtexas

Its honestly unbelievable how you people just follow whatever loudest voice says. I dont have the hate this decade has and Im 25. With that said, for people that fight about evolution and degrade religion, y'all sure dont think deeply. Of course climate change is happening because we have a huge population. There are solar systems around every damn star you see in the sky. All the petty garbage that is spewed only keeps us in the stone age. Quit acting like whining children in the cereal isle! Demand that we better the civilization, and do what we are meant to, explore and develop. The stars. This soccer mom bullshit is pathetic. The people that spew this hate, control what you idiots think, look how you react to everything. Put the phone down and spend a few days in the parks that our taxes do and Should pay for, the reliance of being liked is weakening the whole population. Man up, men be men. Its okay to say Fuck you! You will take none of my rights!

Vor 2 Monate
Jason Tolley
Jason Tolley

"United States ON America"...way to go Barbie.

Vor 2 Monate
Kuberraj Bordoloi
Kuberraj Bordoloi

Trump will be the most entertaining President in the history of world politics!

Vor 2 Monate
meanmachine
meanmachine

i have a feeling Trump is gathering his little band of axis countries, this time we are the bad guys

Vor 2 Monate
demonqueen26
demonqueen26

His mother came to America illegally.....IRONY....

Vor 2 Monate
FLG LIES
FLG LIES

You American want jobs do it like Canada because China banned recycled program Canadians melt your plastics to make plastic picnic benches.

Vor 2 Monate
vindetta40
vindetta40

Actually if it wasn't for prostitution then our "wild west" would never have been what it was

Vor 2 Monate
IntermediateJesus
IntermediateJesus

Colbert has turned Trump into a cash cow. I was fine with this at first but I really thought he was stretching it with that mother's Day speech. It was fine. Women really did settle the west. Specifically prostitutes though. But props for trying

Vor 2 Monate
alpine sherpa
alpine sherpa

China 🇨🇳 is one of the world powerful country

Vor 2 Monate
The Tuna
The Tuna

Younger gemeration im guessing dont know the oregeon trail game refrance.

Vor 2 Monate
Happy Slant
Happy Slant

Brilliant!!! LOL!!!

Vor 2 Monate
PlumBerryCherries
PlumBerryCherries

Could this family BE any MORE of an embarrassment?!! #FcuKingTrumps SMHHard

Vor 2 Monate
王晨宇
王晨宇

Chinese government is the lying expert, so That Trump and Kim admire that ability so much

Vor 2 Monate
Neurax Destroyer
Neurax Destroyer

Palestine is now officially a death camp

Vor 2 Monate
Timothy O'Brien
Timothy O'Brien

Jared and Ivanka are the slime on the pond. They look presentable and they are despicable.

Vor 2 Monate
Cheryl Sibson
Cheryl Sibson

Santorum: Hyperbole to say missing migrant kids are lost Stephen colbert, if you're not outraged enough yet? I can encourgae others to vote? But what about the kids in the process? Happy Mothers Day? Where is your outrage USA? https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NszFw0wA5j4

Vor 2 Monate
Alexandru Zepciuc
Alexandru Zepciuc

#ONustoo - The entire world. Stephen, you are not fair sir.

Vor 2 Monate
Jackie Kramer
Jackie Kramer

Peace treaty Barbie and collusion Ken. Omg I’m fuckin dead!!!! 🤣🤣🤣

Vor 2 Monate
Jackie Kramer
Jackie Kramer

ZTEs are POS. Why in the hell would you ever want to bring them back? Complete shit!

Vor 2 Monate
Wagdy KOTB BAHBAH
Wagdy KOTB BAHBAH

the voice is great !

Vor 2 Monate
Antenman
Antenman

BUILD THAT RAMP!!!

Vor 2 Monate
Hecter Natchos
Hecter Natchos

I NEVER EVER FOR GET TO PAY WHEN EXITING A ESTABLISHMENT MADE FOR PUBLIC USEAGE

Vor 2 Monate
khalidz1000
khalidz1000

Shame on you. "violence broke out" is all you can say about what happened in Gaza? Free press indeed.

Vor 2 Monate
KrAyOnS1
KrAyOnS1

Easy Action.

Vor 2 Monate
Golden 47
Golden 47

Be cool. Lmao

Vor 2 Monate
Golden 47
Golden 47

Pioneered the west. WTF IS HE TALKING ABOUT. Trump is a retard

Vor 2 Monate
avalon2199
avalon2199

*M A K E C H I N A G R E A T A G A I N*

Vor 2 Monate
Arianna Smith
Arianna Smith

Trump looks like he's in physical pain whenever he has to pretend to be empathic and sincere.

Vor 2 Monate
Brent Bandura
Brent Bandura

Trump is actually the worst lol

Vor 2 Monate
Stephen Webb
Stephen Webb

Trump had a mother? Furthermore, she was BASICALLY a nice person? A man much wiser than myself said that anything said in a sentence before the 'BUT' is all bullshit. You, sir, are full of Bullshit.

Vor 2 Monate
GDSArt-design
GDSArt-design

brilliant!!

Vor 2 Monate
Krazykid636
Krazykid636

Wait, is he giving China more jobs?

Vor 2 Monate
randomjester
randomjester

China realized after one year that they could just bribe Trump to get things done lol.

Vor 2 Monate
KJamesB
KJamesB

Pay for play Don the Con Trump.

Vor 3 Monate
楊浩
楊浩

shut up,american pig

Vor 3 Monate
1Juemadre
1Juemadre

Is that the devil looking over his right shoulder?

Vor 3 Monate
asternut 15
asternut 15

I thought the USA and trump already destabilized Antartica with denying global warming and leaving the Paris accords

Vor 3 Monate
Juan A
Juan A

Yeah, go cheat on Mom....Idiot. He pioneered Stupidity.

Vor 3 Monate
brian brush
brian brush

he learned much from his mother one being that immigrants children can bring serious harm to America

Vor 3 Monate
the rooster
the rooster

The DIVISION show. With shit for brains stephan blows bears

Vor 3 Monate
Nosivo N
Nosivo N

President's head looks like a poatato with an @sshole for a mouth

Vor 3 Monate
Topbunk
Topbunk

Our commander and Cheeto flip flops more than a sandal

Vor 3 Monate
rointz2003
rointz2003

Can someone please send me a video where Colbert hasn't cracked a joke on someone else's expense? Or had said something positive about someone? Clearly, the guy is arrogant, and carries a holier than thou attitude. According to him, everyone should be made fun of except him, because he never does anything wrong.

Vor 3 Monate
rointz2003
rointz2003

Simon Thomas That was a nice one. Haven't been called that in a while. I want to say something back bad to you, but there isn't a comeback from f*** face. You win, Sir.

Vor 3 Monate
Simon Thomas
Simon Thomas

Stop watching fuck face

Vor 3 Monate
Homeschool
Homeschool

8:00..." On America... " the Trump family and the no-minds with votes took a giant dump " On America ".

Vor 3 Monate
Homeschool
Homeschool

...but shit 2B fair neither candidate was suitable.

Vor 3 Monate
LKP LLC
LKP LLC

yes, China is the biggest country but is mostly "working class" & is clearly still developing. that is ok that non-chinese folks think that. i guess there is an AIDS problem. Nixon encountered similar issues. Also it is very dirty. China is the biggest producer, US the biggest consumer of everything in the world

Vor 3 Monate
Andrew Drezga
Andrew Drezga

They also laid the groundwork to travel to the moon, cured cancer, made cars go faster, protected th environment, invented the iPod...

Vor 3 Monate
Samir Saweras
Samir Saweras

Damn funny and informative at the exact same time. How does Stephen Colbert do it also, what idiot sends a Trump to speak? There isn't a single intelligent Trump in the White House or in the Trump organization.

Vor 3 Monate
Death To Ming!
Death To Ming!

It's funny but so sad.

Vor 3 Monate
Chris Silverman
Chris Silverman

They make fun of his hair, his weight, and his face... Yet this 71 year old man waits at 2am to welcome home former American hostages from N. Korea after being up for 20 hours. The first President willing to stand up to China, Russia, N. Korea, AND Iran getting rid of MS13 Gang members, building a wall to keep immigrants from entering legally into the US, I can go on on what this great president is doing, working hard to make this great country safer,HAS A BIG SUPPORT FOR LAW ENFORCEMENT & America's Military, BETTER THAN THE LAST PRESIDENT ...GET OVER IT, ITS MY PRESIDENT AND AMERICA'S GREATEST PRESIDENT. LOOK BACK AT THE PREVIOUS ADMINISTRATION AND YOUR SEE WHAT IM TALKING ABOUT......#TRUMP2020, WHO CARES ABOUT HIS PAST, EVERY NEWS MEDIA MAKING A BIG DEAL ABOUT A PORN STAR SLEPT WITH HIM, I FIND IT FAKE NEWS & it's disgusting on how the Stupid Late Night Media jokes about him

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Anthony
Anthony

It would actually be cheaper to give adult 130,000 dollars than it would be to pay for our welfare system.

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John Chalinder
John Chalinder

LOVE IT!!! He's right: Trump should owe us all $130,000 for the screwing we've all taken since he's been the Oval Orifice... I mean, been IN the Oval Orifice...

Vor 3 Monate
John Chalinder
John Chalinder

NOTE: China didn't steal our jobs and factories: our vulture capitalists SOLD our factories and jobs to China. Typical: Buy up a company that's in trouble, declare bankruptcy, fire everyone, sell off the assets, sell the business to China (or the highest bidder), bank the profits in tax-free offshore accounts. THEN, make sure the politicians claim it's China that's 'stealing' our jobs.

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John Chalinder
John Chalinder

I wonder if Trump is trying to blame his lying, racism, bigotry, and intolerance for anyone who won't kiss his ass?

Vor 3 Monate
Sarah
Sarah

That's all you had to say about Israel? Hundreds of people have been killed . inclding many CHILDREN. And none of you so called liberals care.

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James Gravil
James Gravil

THEY TOOK OUR JERBS!!!

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Eisdax
Eisdax

He either really knew about the game 'The Oregon Trail', or he watched the latest 'American Dad' episode. XD

Vor 3 Monate
nikhilsahay
nikhilsahay

Love your monologue Stephen...Lol. "We only want Facebook to spy on us"

Vor 3 Monate
Jeraldine Eason
Jeraldine Eason

Wonder if collusion Ken and peace treaty Barbie are not anatomically correct either. lol

Vor 3 Monate
See
See

I wonder what financial interest was involved in Stephen not even saying the word Palestinian and just saying “angry people”. Really? I don’t even think they are angry anymore. More like hopeless, desperate, pawns in other people’s games maybe

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Orden Just
Orden Just

Shouldn't say Taiwan. Say Formosa. China gave Formosa to Japan.

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Mark Woldin
Mark Woldin

"Violence broke out"? Colbert is weak, tame, a coward.

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Ben Lutz
Ben Lutz

Somehow I don't recall my mother actually being a cowboy...

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Ben Lutz
Ben Lutz

DrrRR Tkkin ERRrrrr JRRRBS!

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Glenn Rothkirch
Glenn Rothkirch

That was sooo beautiful coming from a liar and an adulterer. Hope I have enough tissues. Now maybe if he and his ilk sees that you're to treat and love women throughout the year.....

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roland lacle
roland lacle

I THINK THAT ALL 3 OR 4 MOTHERS (who knows more??)OF HIS CHILDREN ARE VEEEERY HAPPY THAT HE DID NOT MENTIOND THEM....LOL

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Joe Nietzsche
Joe Nietzsche

Yes, I think we alll deserve that 130.000 ...

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Anonymous Monkey
Anonymous Monkey

at least you know trump doesn't have writers writing his scripts for him, he's got a hands-on approach right there.

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Kevin Murphy
Kevin Murphy

Did Jared really sound like that? Or was his voice dubbed? lol

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James Piat
James Piat

China will be the next super power! America has allready cought fire.. It's only a matter of time untill they crash.

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Fred Derf
Fred Derf

Why is Drumpf using a potato as a microphone?

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The P
The P

YUP HE WROTE THIS SCRIPT

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jordanvictoria75
jordanvictoria75

Peace Treaty Barbie and Collusion Ken! Priceless

Vor 3 Monate
Froot Luips
Froot Luips

why all of the sudden the dumbass cares about jobs in China, fuck them, we don't give a shit about jobs in China

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supergirl
supergirl

Peace treaty Barbie and collusion ken🤣🤣🤣🤣

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Tofu
Tofu

Allegedly... All Edged-ly... :P

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indefinitetruth
indefinitetruth

“collusion ken” 👫....🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

Vor 3 Monate
Lagunacool
Lagunacool

Dumb candidate, dumb voters, dumb President, dumb supporters. My God, what did they do to us? Unbelievable.

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Patsy Gay
Patsy Gay

Peace treaty barbie and colusion ken, I love it. Kenarbie would be a great nickname for them also.

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camycamo4
camycamo4

A half billion bride from China and trump instructs the Commerce Department to help a Chinese company who spied and stole from us and defiled sanctions on North Korea and Iran, to get more jobs, at the expense of the American economy and national security. Disgusting. Imagine Fox News if Obama had done that. Impeach.

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aatu koskinen
aatu koskinen

two insight missile gear classic thousand family capture arm earth.

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bjfdog
bjfdog

Trump is a 14 year old girl.

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Sabrina Shum
Sabrina Shum

gee parents raise your kids right, don't steal, don't lie, don't brag, say "sorry", be polite, make a few real friends, don't speak out of turn, don't jump the line,,, so many basic things that could've been done, and SMILE for heavens sake.

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yong zhuge
yong zhuge

great

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Pat Rhiannon Griffith
Pat Rhiannon Griffith

You can just see Trump squinting to read his teleprompter.

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Orville B Jenkins
Orville B Jenkins

China didn't steal any companies. Companies went where they could afford to operate and continue to provide for American consumers the good shtey wanted at lower proices they wanted to pay. That's called a free market. Deal with it!

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Glitters go
Glitters go

He learned so much from his mother??? She must have been a real huge asshole!!!

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Lakes J
Lakes J

Hey sissies, u don't wanna be working hard, that's ok, but u blaming chinese steal ur job, that's like a loser

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