Trump's Brain Instrument Is On The Fritz Again

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    Unable to properly respond to Trump's loopy Montana speech, Stephen introduces a new segment: The Late Show's Counterpoint From a Man Who Just Got Hit on the Head with a Sack of Bricks.
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David Boudreau
David Boudreau

No ORGAN, treasontrump is DICKLESS!

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Karen Mendoza
Karen Mendoza

Holy crap

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Lamont Richie
Lamont Richie

Hilarious!!

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Luna Azule
Luna Azule

Trump and charity? Now that's a laugh. Thanks Colbert, I needed that.

Vor 10 Tage
Jody Schwieger
Jody Schwieger

Stephanie Colbert's man crush on Trump is on the fritz again :-) #colbertmancrushontrump #hypocriticalsellout #oneweirdear

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Julie Popp
Julie Popp

This shit I hear is amazing, again trumpet is dumb as a rug. So so uneducated, scary this joker has the power. Colbert hit this right on, just say words all mixed up and you just described #45, amazing!

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Josh Guyette
Josh Guyette

Trump is a racist pig. Trump has no organs, not even a heart.

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Jarita Gupta
Jarita Gupta

i came back here to laugh again :D .... USA, you have it good ! :D :D

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Priestly Lotus
Priestly Lotus

"no organ.." as suspected.

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Claudia Adele
Claudia Adele

0:38 This sly dig at the 'Me Too' generation really bothers me and I haven't seen many comments about it. The impression I got was that he was belittling the movement (a perfectly valid one that brings attention to an issue that has been silenced for far too long) to depict younger generations negatively and as overly sensitive . Basically, he's invalidating the more progressive generations so that he can continue disrespecting and silencing marginalised groups, and at the same time, drawing attention away from the fact that all his success is due to his privilege. and why the fuck are all his speeches about how great he thinks he is? are all this asshole's decisions based on how best to inflate his own ego? isn't the PRESIDENT supposed to be focused on all the other people in your giant dystopian country? as an australian, i am incredibly confused.

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Mann Holloway
Mann Holloway

Wow Indian?!?!?

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Bobbly Wobbly
Bobbly Wobbly

In a way Trump is great because he demonstrates without a doubt that a portion of the US public is absolutely mental and that the Democratic party has all the credibility and elan of a bag a battered bollocks. On the other hand it's very worrying for the world wide death machine shebang which is the US of A. Ironically though, Trump has killed fewer people than the last few presidents. Sha-moan Trump! https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wG2DOnt8fvQ

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Daniel Pardejo
Daniel Pardejo

That LoTR footnote XD "There is no way I could be the Devil cause I see no ring on this finger" XD

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Paul Makinson
Paul Makinson

This man cannot form a complete sentence. Not can he follow a line of reasoning from its premises to its conclusion. He just rambles on, changing direction seemingly at random. His thoughts follow the trajectory of a bumblebee. His attention span is that of a canary.

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Troll Em' All
Troll Em' All

Just imagine Obama comparing his crowdsizes to those of musicians and rambling on how important the mouth and the brain are. I think the Republicans would have started with the processes for the exercise of the 25th amendmant before the speech was over.

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Wrong Turn
Wrong Turn

"I will give a million dollars to your fsvourite charity" - he does know that monopoly money isn't real, right?

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Wrong Turn
Wrong Turn

The most important part of a ruler is the heart. Having a ruler with a heart and no brain is better than the best brain without a heart.

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Henry Wilson
Henry Wilson

Brain late night comedians. Just a bunch of whining little girls.

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CocoGalusha
CocoGalusha

He says he doesn't have an organ? Obviously. He's been missing his brain this whole time.

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Luna Azule
Luna Azule

Can't miss what you don't have.

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Sean Knutson
Sean Knutson

That was still more coherent than Trump's speeches.

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Sean Knutson
Sean Knutson

"Hopefully the brain is attached to the mouth." Yeah, that sounds like wishful thinking to me.

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Nah!!Hey!HEY,hooray! James
Nah!!Hey!HEY,hooray! James

Stephen Colbert SHOW:)what is the meaning of underdog?

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yetausern
yetausern

I'm not sure if he means record discs or the other type of record

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Valerie Mc Phail
Valerie Mc Phail

The situation is getting dangerously serious. So much backing still is the troubling, puzzling worst of it.

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Yehudi Cohen
Yehudi Cohen

This guy's not funny. I think he used to be slightly funny on the old Daily Show, but this is sad. It's like watching an elderly cruise ship comedian just phoning it in. Not only that, but that the entire show is about trying to bash on Trump is so forced and just... not funny. And I see all the muppets in the comments here completely lock-step following their weak anti-champion. Where was this supposed outrage with Obama (It's been proven that his birth certificate is a forgery you know. You are aware of that, you've looked into that at all?) Or the outrage for the Clinton Crime Family? Bill & Hillary Coke dealing Mena, Murder-fest, pedophile Epstine islanders, perjurers, war criminals, treasonous nuclear arms tech selling to China and on and on and on Haitian refugee $ stealing 99% of the "relief $. You people that go for this lame propaganda are really stupid and clawing for anything to try and bring down the only presadent in modern history that wasn't some sort of owned career politician and a success his whole life, oh but yeah he's only 90% as rich as he claims to you morons, wow, what a gotcha. Your ship is on fire and you can dress up in little black pajamas and masks, and attack legitimate peaceful protesters while their backs are turned because you have no ideas and no arguments, but you're going to lose in a BIG way and we will remember each and every one of you who tried destroying this great nation with your cowardly communism and warped and perverted Hollywood "elite" "Culture-makers" that have debased morality in this late stage decadent imperialism, but you will lose to real men with real values and real families and culture and will be forgotten all but for the teachable lessons of subterfuge, demoralization, and slow intergenerational hostile coup de ta , and for achieving a new and utterly disgusting low possibly not seen since the days of Sodom & Gomorra, and will stand as a permanent reminder of what corruption, immorality, permissiveness and decadence wrought upon the Earth once upon a time in a nightmare.

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candace wunderlich
candace wunderlich

“If I only had a brain”

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Omni Chrome
Omni Chrome

Elton John has an organ....but Trump doesn’t....apparently, he doesn’t *need* one!

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Olivia Lim
Olivia Lim

Trump's supporters clap for that nonsense?! It actually makes sense to them? What.

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Valkia-INNOS __Unknown MISSION
Valkia-INNOS __Unknown MISSION

How many days remained to Trump to be a president? :) Somehow i think Trump will candidate again on next presidency elections. These kind of freaks always do... and if it happens to be elected again, then America deserves him and his racism. Sorry for asking again folks, but did he ever mention to turn White House into Yellow House? I bet Trump is thinking on that too.

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Leilani Zhang
Leilani Zhang

ERR U TEH BREIN SHPECIALISHT

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Sarah Johns
Sarah Johns

Trump "Has no organ" Bwahahhahahaha The Brain.. Heh

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ThatBoringOne
ThatBoringOne

Are his supporters really not worried when they see this? Not even a little "Gee, that's a little incoherent, maybe this wasn't exactly what I thought it would be"?

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Devil Doll
Devil Doll

I kept checking the date thinking these were from the election period. Holy crap. Yes, our president keeps acting like a grade schooler! I'm scared

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La La
La La

He just.... strings words together and.... none of it makes sense....

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Brian Frandsen
Brian Frandsen

Colbert, what do you know about the illuminati? Jim Carey seems to think the talk show host know very well what it is.

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MrNormHar
MrNormHar

Even the folks behind him have that "WTF" look. Well, most of them, always have the Kool-Aid fans present.

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Culilus
Culilus

How can anyone listen to Trump and still support someone that stupid? Forget that Trump is a traitor and criminal... how can anyone be so stupid that they listen to Trump speak and think "wow, he'd make a good leader!"

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US PATRIOT 1776
US PATRIOT 1776

What are all you dumb shifts going to do for the next 6 years while he is President.

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Marta Peterson Womack
Marta Peterson Womack

I think he should be the one to have a DNA test and then publicly share the results before ever saying another word about "Pocahontas." (Does he even care that calling her that is a racial slur?) He'll be surprised at his own multiple heritages.

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ronald sugden
ronald sugden

steven i have a bias on pscholigist im totally against baker acts and forced medication... and commerical teases youve seen the ads. also i would like basic internet access its like the internet has less info then it did 2007 and we should be makeing a way forward all i see now are bits a fragments. and somebody need to get bill gate to fix my xbox only looter steve, also your new channel and gameshows annoy me but i like your show tip though get younger guest especially good looking women hire a younger male audience with some brains the colbert report will go down in history as one of the greastest daily show spin off ever. my concern is finding a girl and getting impregnated hows that for a goal. what id is my job to be reinstated. i wanna work where the honey flows like maple syrup. i have no forms of communication besides telemarketers and and occasion geico and car commerial

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ronald sugden
ronald sugden

im irish and indian heritage

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npo64
npo64

OMG, he's so boring!

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El Catto
El Catto

Trump tried to make some sort of dumb analogy, that didn't make any sense in the end, and had a huge brain fart in the process.

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Janette Mcgregor
Janette Mcgregor

If those ppl behind Trump who r clapping him understand wtf hes on about..they r as thick as pigs shit like him

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Cookies Creme
Cookies Creme

What.

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bigraviolees
bigraviolees

he makes up for being stupid by waving his hands and arms all around like a posing peacock. The more he waves his  hands the smarter he is (in his head

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jay olson
jay olson

trumpers.. i really want you to explain what he's saying in his rant. there was cheering, so evidently you seem to understand him. what does elton have to do with montana? what is this about needing space for basketball and hockey? what records is he talking about?

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Nick30468
Nick30468

all you have to do to show trump is just terrible at his job is to just...show his speaking. no jokes needed, just his words. and yet, people still support this guy. I worry more about their brains than trumps. you realize it's not a political stance to not want stupidity, right? since when is pro-stupidity a political stance? you can be conservative without being stupid, remember? there was a time where that was the norm. don't you want that back?

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Lance Weagley
Lance Weagley

This is one of my favorite bits you've ever done. Props

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Buddha The monk
Buddha The monk

This was fucking hilarious. Thanks, Stephen!

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Silvana716
Silvana716

What exactly is the "me too" generation? Does he even know what "me too" applies to, or has he put up a wall because it might apply to his history of sexual assault?

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Claudia Adele
Claudia Adele

The impression I got was that he was belittling the movement (a perfectly valid one that brings attention to an issue that has been silenced for far too long) to depict younger generations negatively and as overly sensitive . Basically, he's invalidating the more progressive generations so that he can continue disrespecting and silencing marginalised groups, and at the same time, drawing attention away from the fact that all his success is due to his privilege.

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Fuck Trump
Fuck Trump

Geezus.. shoot it already

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Karrie pink
Karrie pink

Trump admits to not having an organ.....guess he can't see it over his belly

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DankNSpank
DankNSpank

The "organ" that you claim to not have is otherwise known as "the brain".

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DankNSpank
DankNSpank

"Again"?

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Cesar Sanchez
Cesar Sanchez

He's a very stable moron

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Leen Strijk
Leen Strijk

If his brain is connected to his mouth, he is the one person I would watch puking.

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Emma Klinsmann
Emma Klinsmann

aya.. this idiot again

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Totally Nameless
Totally Nameless

He's not crazy. He's an asshole, though he may also be mentally ill. No need to use ableist insults.

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grrdpablo1
grrdpablo1

Hey Colbert, Samo samo samo monologue. Not really funny. Try something else Man.

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Top Lobster
Top Lobster

I'm just a humble Norwegian, unfamiliar with the complex politics of the United States, but why does the US president's speeches sound like my granddad's drunken ramblings down at the pub after a long day gutting fish?

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Kelly Kurt
Kelly Kurt

Impeach? Institutionalize!

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Cathy Harding
Cathy Harding

What is he actually saying!

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tonyatthebeach
tonyatthebeach

The US has given us George W and now this clown. It's about time we reverted to the 13 colonies, your little independence experiment has turned to shit.

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Karina Flower
Karina Flower

Damn. I was really really hooping he was going to bring out Elton John. That would have been perfect.

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Linda Turcotte
Linda Turcotte

His mouth is attached to the organ.....

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BeastNation2009
BeastNation2009

It just goes to show that old quote to be true, "a mind is a terrible thing to waste."

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Tynesha Claiborne
Tynesha Claiborne

What is he TALKING about? Does he just ramble on about nonsense at ALL his rallies?

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Tynesha Claiborne
Tynesha Claiborne

michele hatfield Can't argue with that

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michele hatfield
michele hatfield

Probably. I think he's trying to be some kind of stand-up comedian, just like his good friend, Roseanne Barr. The only thing is, he's not really even funny.

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Raysers1
Raysers1

Let's hope that Trump doesn't go further down into "Coocoo Canyon!"

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Pierre Knoesen
Pierre Knoesen

I weep for us, when he with name of a DUCK is allowed to run free... oh one forgets, he with name of a DUCK is elected Pres of the USofA...shit fall on us...there is something wrong here , no ? ...

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George Hawley
George Hawley

Trump is an endless source of comedic material. What a stupid jerk!

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Isaac Liu
Isaac Liu

Reminded me of Palin

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Glitters go
Glitters go

Trump seems to be on some kind of mushroom or LSD. He completely lost it in his little bubble.

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Greg Hudson
Greg Hudson

This display of stupidity would be embarrassing and sad except this guy is president. This is his agenda.

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wonderlizz
wonderlizz

He's so freakin embarrassing and mental. I hope the world doesn't think we are all like this or approve of this.

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ClareBearPhD
ClareBearPhD

Yes, Elton John has an organ. And it's much bigger than Trump's.

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Wayne Palmar
Wayne Palmar

no organ daaaammmnnn

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Alexander Castillo
Alexander Castillo

Yo trump is out of his fucking gritz, it's hilarious, he's hilarious but damn not suitable for presidency hahah

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Gordon Anderson
Gordon Anderson

I would sure LOVE to see what would happen to a man like T rump if he dared "grab" the daughter of proud Native American Chief.... Let's make a short movie of just that screen that ends with his roasted balls being fed to a dog, after being ripped off, and he is forced to watch!

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San Geet
San Geet

DNA test? If this guy took an IRS test he would be in prison for life. A DNA test would disqualify his i(ll-gotten) presidency at once , because the constitution bars born devils from holding public office

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San Geet
San Geet

Really, his hand gestures are those of a mad man. He seems to think that his little fingers are some sort of magic wands that would hypnotize his viewers (or signaling the devil) - that video of a couple weeks ago, of him announcing that he is elite looks frighteningly demented. Wonder what he's on, on and off - must be those estrogen laden hair drugs

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Garna Smith
Garna Smith

IS THIS THE PRESIDENT OF THE UNITED STATES. I AM NOT SURE IF I SHOULD BE LAUGHING OR BE STUNNED ......i will LAUGH .... LMAO (SERIOUSLY GUYS) COME ON

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Goofy Bri
Goofy Bri

:56. "AndTrump's a real expert on DNA tests. He had performed dozens of them. Look - take it again, Eric, there's got to be a mistake."

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Mike Fox
Mike Fox

1:27 - 2:15 … I could actually feel myself getting dumber, listening to Trump

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Aggressive Attitude Era
Aggressive Attitude Era

Same here.

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Tamie Miller
Tamie Miller

That. Sounded disambiguated? I didn't follow but maybe I am just sane.

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David Olson
David Olson

Trump, a fool beyond all fools bar the idiots cheering in the background

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mrscpjones16
mrscpjones16

Vote for democrats straight ticket November 2018.

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Steve Miller
Steve Miller

#walkaway

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therockkhrd
therockkhrd

what a moron trump is.

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vargo hoat
vargo hoat

this is all crooked hillary and obamas fault with their mouth brains, you all know what im talking about but my mouth is brainlier, no, the brainliest. cheeseburger, am i right or what? they cant handle the winning cheeseburgers

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Aggressive Attitude Era
Aggressive Attitude Era

I read this comment in Trump's voice in my head, and I can't help but believe that he would actually say something just like this. Verbatim.

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muzikalwon1
muzikalwon1

OMG. I saw that part of the trump speech in an article online. I thought they were making that shit up. But he actually said that word salad. Can any one tell me why people still attend his rallies? (Provided they are sane that is).

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michele hatfield
michele hatfield

They are obviously not sane.

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Esther Rogers
Esther Rogers

I saw in South Korea they empeached their president by protesting for 6 days with 1.5million people. Just saying if want it to happen....

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Jackson Ayres
Jackson Ayres

It's like listening to a toddler trying out stream of consciousness writing.

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FAT and HANDSOME
FAT and HANDSOME

Nice laugh track there Stephen. Nice ratings as well. Delete.

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FAT and HANDSOME
FAT and HANDSOME

Nice laugh track there Stephen. Nice ratings as well. Delete.

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T Franciet
T Franciet

“I don’t have an organ. No organ.” - President of the USA?

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mightymissk
mightymissk

You'd think Trump's supporters at that rally would grow uneasy after awhile, listening to Trump's incoherent rambling. But no. So far, they still support their conman president. They love this pampered man, who doesn't give a damn about them.

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LadyJAtheist
LadyJAtheist

he doesn't have an 'organ' ... well brains are organs, penises are organs, hearts are organs... so he doesn't have an organ? I can buy that... as for the mouth, it's an ORIFICE not an organ... dumfuckface von clownstick.

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Patricia Bennett
Patricia Bennett

Not u trump

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Kewtr Post
Kewtr Post

Well seeing as how you say it that way Stephen, I guess what America's president is doing to the world is kinda funny. Hahaha. SMH

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