Trump's Brain Instrument Is On The Fritz Again

  • Am Vor 3 Monate

    The Late Show with Stephen ColbertThe Late Show with Stephen Colbert

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    Unable to properly respond to Trump's loopy Montana speech, Stephen introduces a new segment: The Late Show's Counterpoint From a Man Who Just Got Hit on the Head with a Sack of Bricks.
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Maya
Maya

Omg yes 😏

Vor 7 Tage
Carol Ondrey
Carol Ondrey

What Trump is spewing here is pure IDIOCY. He's a moron and a pathological braggart. Who are those people behind him? Aliens from some other world? Why can't they see that he is INSANE ?

Vor 9 Tage
Keith
Keith

TRUMP 🚂🚋🚃🚎🚃🚋🚎🇺🇸

Vor 10 Tage
刘宇龙
刘宇龙

法王,老佛爷,,,幼主。 東王帝众術学,不矛盾吧,,,?。 尋替身而代责,己众又自恋己皃,而不是佛神天使皃,桌头乩皆以己旧皃样而奪舍,,,?,贞理和真理教,不同覽教,,,哪?。

Vor 13 Tage
Linda Berghmans
Linda Berghmans

Trump has no organ?

Vor 13 Tage
Memesterchief
Memesterchief

Shinto shrine.

Vor 29 Tage
R Z
R Z

How did he get 61 million votes? ?

Vor Monat
Gottenhimfella
Gottenhimfella

You're right. Even if Russia swayed quite a few impressionable minds (which is probably realistically unknowable) it's frightening that tens of millions of people could bring themselves to award the top job to a bottom feeder with such conspicuous limitations.

Vor 16 Tage
Christian Petersen
Christian Petersen

Only in America can a person that truly belongs in the asylum, become president due to a corrupt version of Democracy!

Vor Monat
MrSkevich
MrSkevich

sack of bricks guy sounded more intelligent

Vor Monat
AmethystWoman
AmethystWoman

Perfect example of out of touch. DNA test is $99, to him that's $2. A medical DNA test is much much more.

Vor Monat
Lisa Lisa
Lisa Lisa

Yes Elton has an organ like a brain, Donald Trump doesn't have any organs, or guitars.

Vor Monat
Armando Olivares
Armando Olivares

Trump doesn't get ideas, he gets "BRAIN FARTS"

Vor Monat
Alexandria Reynoso
Alexandria Reynoso

I need to buy many boxes of Kleenexes. This makes me cried!

Vor Monat
ForTheSakeOf SanityAndSuch
ForTheSakeOf SanityAndSuch

Thank you Colbert, ive been waiting for an adequate representation of how i precieve Trump's "speeches".... Finally i feel less alone!

Vor Monat
Noel Brown
Noel Brown

Who in the world with the right mind talk like that? I mean how much delusion does it take for a person to present himself in that manner? The crowd is cheering THAT? Just wow.

Vor Monat
Charles Bombaugh
Charles Bombaugh

He has lost his Pecker

Vor Monat
Larry White
Larry White

I wonder if trump supporters have children or grandchildren that will have to live in the toxic world, mental , social and physical, that trump is creating? Trump doesn't need to just be impeached, his whole presidency needs to be abolished.

Vor Monat
u1
u1

Talking of American shitesters listening more american shitesters Colbert army script writer's. He suffers Trump mania. Every sentence mentions Trump.

Vor Monat
Julie W.
Julie W.

WTF is Trump talking about? Broken records????? And this is the US President??? And some Americans STILL back him? Do they KNOW that Trump said, "We'll [United States] never default on any loans, because we can always just print more money." SERIOUSLY!!!! THIS IS WHO THEIR PRESIDENT IS!!! This idiot, who doesn't know how basic economics works, and who has no idea what hyperinflation is or how that is created (just "printing more money" would make the US dollar worthless, and would send you into a depression, probably a Great Depression - oh yeah, and the world) is writing fiscal policy for the United States???

Vor Monat
james mendiola
james mendiola

It’s code for something.

Vor Monat
David Boudreau
David Boudreau

No ORGAN, treasontrump is DICKLESS!

Vor 2 Monate
Karen Mendoza
Karen Mendoza

Holy crap

Vor 2 Monate
Lamont Richie
Lamont Richie

Hilarious!!

Vor 2 Monate
Luna Azule
Luna Azule

Trump and charity? Now that's a laugh. Thanks Colbert, I needed that.

Vor 2 Monate
Jody Schwieger
Jody Schwieger

Stephanie Colbert's man crush on Trump is on the fritz again :-) #colbertmancrushontrump #hypocriticalsellout #oneweirdear

Vor 2 Monate
Julie Popp
Julie Popp

This shit I hear is amazing, again trumpet is dumb as a rug. So so uneducated, scary this joker has the power. Colbert hit this right on, just say words all mixed up and you just described #45, amazing!

Vor 2 Monate
Josh Guyette
Josh Guyette

Trump is a racist pig. Trump has no organs, not even a heart.

Vor 2 Monate
Jarita Gupta
Jarita Gupta

i came back here to laugh again :D .... USA, you have it good ! :D :D

Vor 2 Monate
Priestly Lotus
Priestly Lotus

"no organ.." as suspected.

Vor 2 Monate
Claudia Adele
Claudia Adele

0:38 This sly dig at the 'Me Too' generation really bothers me and I haven't seen many comments about it. The impression I got was that he was belittling the movement (a perfectly valid one that brings attention to an issue that has been silenced for far too long) to depict younger generations negatively and as overly sensitive . Basically, he's invalidating the more progressive generations so that he can continue disrespecting and silencing marginalised groups, and at the same time, drawing attention away from the fact that all his success is due to his privilege. and why the fuck are all his speeches about how great he thinks he is? are all this asshole's decisions based on how best to inflate his own ego? isn't the PRESIDENT supposed to be focused on all the other people in your giant dystopian country? as an australian, i am incredibly confused.

Vor 2 Monate
Mann Holloway
Mann Holloway

Wow Indian?!?!?

Vor 2 Monate
Bobbly Wobbly
Bobbly Wobbly

In a way Trump is great because he demonstrates without a doubt that a portion of the US public is absolutely mental and that the Democratic party has all the credibility and elan of a bag a battered bollocks. On the other hand it's very worrying for the world wide death machine shebang which is the US of A. Ironically though, Trump has killed fewer people than the last few presidents. Sha-moan Trump! https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wG2DOnt8fvQ

Vor 3 Monate
Daniel Pardejo
Daniel Pardejo

That LoTR footnote XD "There is no way I could be the Devil cause I see no ring on this finger" XD

Vor 3 Monate
Paul Makinson
Paul Makinson

This man cannot form a complete sentence. Not can he follow a line of reasoning from its premises to its conclusion. He just rambles on, changing direction seemingly at random. His thoughts follow the trajectory of a bumblebee. His attention span is that of a canary.

Vor 3 Monate
Troll Em' All
Troll Em' All

Just imagine Obama comparing his crowdsizes to those of musicians and rambling on how important the mouth and the brain are. I think the Republicans would have started with the processes for the exercise of the 25th amendmant before the speech was over.

Vor 3 Monate
Wrong Turn
Wrong Turn

"I will give a million dollars to your fsvourite charity" - he does know that monopoly money isn't real, right?

Vor 3 Monate
Wrong Turn
Wrong Turn

The most important part of a ruler is the heart. Having a ruler with a heart and no brain is better than the best brain without a heart.

Vor 3 Monate
Henry Wilson
Henry Wilson

Brain late night comedians. Just a bunch of whining little girls.

Vor 3 Monate
CocoGalusha
CocoGalusha

He says he doesn't have an organ? Obviously. He's been missing his brain this whole time.

Vor 3 Monate
Luna Azule
Luna Azule

Can't miss what you don't have.

Vor 2 Monate
Sean Knutson
Sean Knutson

That was still more coherent than Trump's speeches.

Vor 3 Monate
Sean Knutson
Sean Knutson

"Hopefully the brain is attached to the mouth." Yeah, that sounds like wishful thinking to me.

Vor 3 Monate
Nah!!Hey!HEY,hooray! James
Nah!!Hey!HEY,hooray! James

Stephen Colbert SHOW:)what is the meaning of underdog?

Vor 3 Monate
yetausern
yetausern

I'm not sure if he means record discs or the other type of record

Vor 3 Monate
Valerie Mc Phail
Valerie Mc Phail

The situation is getting dangerously serious. So much backing still is the troubling, puzzling worst of it.

Vor 3 Monate
TFC Tough Fn Character
TFC Tough Fn Character

This guy's not funny. I think he used to be slightly funny on the old Daily Show, but this is sad. It's like watching an elderly cruise ship comedian just phoning it in. Not only that, but that the entire show is about trying to bash on Trump is so forced and just... not funny. And I see all the muppets in the comments here completely lock-step following their weak anti-champion. Where was this supposed outrage with Obama (It's been proven that his birth certificate is a forgery you know. You are aware of that, you've looked into that at all?) Or the outrage for the Clinton Crime Family? Bill & Hillary Coke dealing Mena, Murder-fest, pedophile Epstine islanders, perjurers, war criminals, treasonous nuclear arms tech selling to China and on and on and on Haitian refugee $ stealing 99% of the "relief $. You people that go for this lame propaganda are really stupid and clawing for anything to try and bring down the only presadent in modern history that wasn't some sort of owned career politician and a success his whole life, oh but yeah he's only 90% as rich as he claims to you morons, wow, what a gotcha. Your ship is on fire and you can dress up in little black pajamas and masks, and attack legitimate peaceful protesters while their backs are turned because you have no ideas and no arguments, but you're going to lose in a BIG way and we will remember each and every one of you who tried destroying this great nation with your cowardly communism and warped and perverted Hollywood "elite" "Culture-makers" that have debased morality in this late stage decadent imperialism, but you will lose to real men with real values and real families and culture and will be forgotten all but for the teachable lessons of subterfuge, demoralization, and slow intergenerational hostile coup de ta , and for achieving a new and utterly disgusting low possibly not seen since the days of Sodom & Gomorra, and will stand as a permanent reminder of what corruption, immorality, permissiveness and decadence wrought upon the Earth once upon a time in a nightmare.

Vor 3 Monate
candace wunderlich
candace wunderlich

“If I only had a brain”

Vor 3 Monate
Omni Chrome
Omni Chrome

Elton John has an organ....but Trump doesn’t....apparently, he doesn’t *need* one!

Vor 3 Monate
Olivia Lim
Olivia Lim

Trump's supporters clap for that nonsense?! It actually makes sense to them? What.

Vor 3 Monate
Valkia-INNOS
Valkia-INNOS

How many days remained to Trump to be a president? :) Somehow i think Trump will candidate again on next presidency elections. These kind of freaks always do... and if it happens to be elected again, then America deserves him and his racism. Sorry for asking again folks, but did he ever mention to turn White House into Yellow House? I bet Trump is thinking on that too.

Vor 3 Monate
Leilani Zhang
Leilani Zhang

ERR U TEH BREIN SHPECIALISHT

Vor 3 Monate
Sarah Johns
Sarah Johns

Trump "Has no organ" Bwahahhahahaha The Brain.. Heh

Vor 3 Monate
ThatBoringOne
ThatBoringOne

Are his supporters really not worried when they see this? Not even a little "Gee, that's a little incoherent, maybe this wasn't exactly what I thought it would be"?

Vor 3 Monate
Devil Doll
Devil Doll

I kept checking the date thinking these were from the election period. Holy crap. Yes, our president keeps acting like a grade schooler! I'm scared

Vor 3 Monate
La La
La La

He just.... strings words together and.... none of it makes sense....

Vor 3 Monate
Brian Frandsen
Brian Frandsen

Colbert, what do you know about the illuminati? Jim Carey seems to think the talk show host know very well what it is.

Vor 3 Monate
MrNormHar
MrNormHar

Even the folks behind him have that "WTF" look. Well, most of them, always have the Kool-Aid fans present.

Vor 3 Monate
Culilus
Culilus

How can anyone listen to Trump and still support someone that stupid? Forget that Trump is a traitor and criminal... how can anyone be so stupid that they listen to Trump speak and think "wow, he'd make a good leader!"

Vor 3 Monate
US PATRIOT 1776
US PATRIOT 1776

What are all you dumb shifts going to do for the next 6 years while he is President.

Vor 3 Monate
Marta Peterson Womack
Marta Peterson Womack

I think he should be the one to have a DNA test and then publicly share the results before ever saying another word about "Pocahontas." (Does he even care that calling her that is a racial slur?) He'll be surprised at his own multiple heritages.

Vor 3 Monate
ronald sugden
ronald sugden

steven i have a bias on pscholigist im totally against baker acts and forced medication... and commerical teases youve seen the ads. also i would like basic internet access its like the internet has less info then it did 2007 and we should be makeing a way forward all i see now are bits a fragments. and somebody need to get bill gate to fix my xbox only looter steve, also your new channel and gameshows annoy me but i like your show tip though get younger guest especially good looking women hire a younger male audience with some brains the colbert report will go down in history as one of the greastest daily show spin off ever. my concern is finding a girl and getting impregnated hows that for a goal. what id is my job to be reinstated. i wanna work where the honey flows like maple syrup. i have no forms of communication besides telemarketers and and occasion geico and car commerial

Vor 3 Monate
ronald sugden
ronald sugden

im irish and indian heritage

Vor 3 Monate
npo64
npo64

OMG, he's so boring!

Vor 3 Monate
El Catto
El Catto

Trump tried to make some sort of dumb analogy, that didn't make any sense in the end, and had a huge brain fart in the process.

Vor 3 Monate
Janette Mcgregor
Janette Mcgregor

If those ppl behind Trump who r clapping him understand wtf hes on about..they r as thick as pigs shit like him

Vor 3 Monate
Cookies Creme
Cookies Creme

What.

Vor 3 Monate
bigraviolees
bigraviolees

he makes up for being stupid by waving his hands and arms all around like a posing peacock. The more he waves his  hands the smarter he is (in his head

Vor 3 Monate
jay olson
jay olson

trumpers.. i really want you to explain what he's saying in his rant. there was cheering, so evidently you seem to understand him. what does elton have to do with montana? what is this about needing space for basketball and hockey? what records is he talking about?

Vor 3 Monate
Nick30468
Nick30468

all you have to do to show trump is just terrible at his job is to just...show his speaking. no jokes needed, just his words. and yet, people still support this guy. I worry more about their brains than trumps. you realize it's not a political stance to not want stupidity, right? since when is pro-stupidity a political stance? you can be conservative without being stupid, remember? there was a time where that was the norm. don't you want that back?

Vor 3 Monate
Lance Weagley
Lance Weagley

This is one of my favorite bits you've ever done. Props

Vor 3 Monate
Buddha The monk
Buddha The monk

This was fucking hilarious. Thanks, Stephen!

Vor 3 Monate
Silvana716
Silvana716

What exactly is the "me too" generation? Does he even know what "me too" applies to, or has he put up a wall because it might apply to his history of sexual assault?

Vor 3 Monate
Claudia Adele
Claudia Adele

The impression I got was that he was belittling the movement (a perfectly valid one that brings attention to an issue that has been silenced for far too long) to depict younger generations negatively and as overly sensitive . Basically, he's invalidating the more progressive generations so that he can continue disrespecting and silencing marginalised groups, and at the same time, drawing attention away from the fact that all his success is due to his privilege.

Vor 2 Monate
Dump Trump
Dump Trump

Geezus.. shoot it already

Vor 3 Monate
Karrie pink
Karrie pink

Trump admits to not having an organ.....guess he can't see it over his belly

Vor 3 Monate
DankNSpank
DankNSpank

The "organ" that you claim to not have is otherwise known as "the brain".

Vor 3 Monate
DankNSpank
DankNSpank

"Again"?

Vor 3 Monate
Cesar Sanchez
Cesar Sanchez

He's a very stable moron

Vor 3 Monate
Leen Strijk
Leen Strijk

If his brain is connected to his mouth, he is the one person I would watch puking.

Vor 3 Monate
Emma Klinsmann
Emma Klinsmann

aya.. this idiot again

Vor 3 Monate
Totally Nameless
Totally Nameless

He's not crazy. He's an asshole, though he may also be mentally ill. No need to use ableist insults.

Vor 3 Monate
grrdpablo1
grrdpablo1

Hey Colbert, Samo samo samo monologue. Not really funny. Try something else Man.

Vor 3 Monate
Top Lobster
Top Lobster

I'm just a humble Norwegian, unfamiliar with the complex politics of the United States, but why does the US president's speeches sound like my granddad's drunken ramblings down at the pub after a long day gutting fish?

Vor 3 Monate
Kelly Kurt
Kelly Kurt

Impeach? Institutionalize!

Vor 3 Monate
Cathy Harding
Cathy Harding

What is he actually saying!

Vor 3 Monate
tonyatthebeach
tonyatthebeach

The US has given us George W and now this clown. It's about time we reverted to the 13 colonies, your little independence experiment has turned to shit.

Vor 3 Monate
Karina Flower
Karina Flower

Damn. I was really really hooping he was going to bring out Elton John. That would have been perfect.

Vor 3 Monate
Linda Turcotte
Linda Turcotte

His mouth is attached to the organ.....

Vor 3 Monate
BeastNation2009
BeastNation2009

It just goes to show that old quote to be true, "a mind is a terrible thing to waste."

Vor 3 Monate
Tynesha Claiborne
Tynesha Claiborne

What is he TALKING about? Does he just ramble on about nonsense at ALL his rallies?

Vor 3 Monate
Tynesha Claiborne
Tynesha Claiborne

michele hatfield Can't argue with that

Vor 3 Monate
michele hatfield
michele hatfield

Probably. I think he's trying to be some kind of stand-up comedian, just like his good friend, Roseanne Barr. The only thing is, he's not really even funny.

Vor 3 Monate
Raysers1
Raysers1

Let's hope that Trump doesn't go further down into "Coocoo Canyon!"

Vor 3 Monate
Pierre Knoesen
Pierre Knoesen

I weep for us, when he with name of a DUCK is allowed to run free... oh one forgets, he with name of a DUCK is elected Pres of the USofA...shit fall on us...there is something wrong here , no ? ...

Vor 3 Monate
George Hawley
George Hawley

Trump is an endless source of comedic material. What a stupid jerk!

Vor 3 Monate
Isaac Liu
Isaac Liu

Reminded me of Palin

Vor 3 Monate
Glitters go
Glitters go

Trump seems to be on some kind of mushroom or LSD. He completely lost it in his little bubble.

Vor 3 Monate
Greg Hudson
Greg Hudson

This display of stupidity would be embarrassing and sad except this guy is president. This is his agenda.

Vor 3 Monate
wonderlizz
wonderlizz

He's so freakin embarrassing and mental. I hope the world doesn't think we are all like this or approve of this.

Vor 3 Monate
ClareBearPhD
ClareBearPhD

Yes, Elton John has an organ. And it's much bigger than Trump's.

Vor 3 Monate
Wayne Palmar
Wayne Palmar

no organ daaaammmnnn

Vor 3 Monate
Alexander Castillo
Alexander Castillo

Yo trump is out of his fucking gritz, it's hilarious, he's hilarious but damn not suitable for presidency hahah

Vor 3 Monate
Gordon Anderson
Gordon Anderson

I would sure LOVE to see what would happen to a man like T rump if he dared "grab" the daughter of proud Native American Chief.... Let's make a short movie of just that screen that ends with his roasted balls being fed to a dog, after being ripped off, and he is forced to watch!

Vor 3 Monate
San Geet
San Geet

DNA test? If this guy took an IRS test he would be in prison for life. A DNA test would disqualify his i(ll-gotten) presidency at once , because the constitution bars born devils from holding public office

Vor 3 Monate

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