Kurtis calling the beach cop a pig and then immediately turning around and shipping him with the other guy is funnier than anything in this entire movie
Vor 2 Monate
BitterCharmer
@Ham Sandwich bait
Vor Tag
Sam Arnold
@Ham Sandwich bffr
Vor 2 Tage
Olivia
Dude reading this out of context is the funniest thing ever
Vor Monat
Jaan K. Peterson
@Namereport it
Vor Monat
Sanchita Kesarkar
@Nameez
Vor Monat
BungaloHippo
the brain cancer bit with sitcom special guest wooping and cheering when jacob is introduced with the cheering gettin louder and louder and the last zoom in with jacob saying fuck you almost unintelligibly under the loud cheering really cracked me the fuck up. ahh kurtis and his crew of hilarious friends! love them
Vor 2 Monate
Pokaay
He just keeps making shit that is funny I have no idea how he does it
Vor 17 Tage
Husyay
the reason the cia agent is so terrible at driving is because the actor was possessed by the spirit of Cosmo and the people making the movie didn't wanna try and redo the scenes
Vor 2 Monate
Blossom The CubeCat
THE cosmo from fairy odd parents?
Vor Monat
𝕋𝕖𝕝𝕖𝕘𝕣𝕒𝕞 ⨥𝟭𝟳𝟳𝟯𝟯𝟴𝟮𝟬𝟳𝟲𝟵
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Vor 2 Monate
Mihaela Joe
Who else hopes that Kurtis will keep the "yeah" like he kept the "balls" sound?
Vor 2 Monate
Espacichum
yeah.
Vor 2 Monate
Yami Yugi
He will I believe in him
Vor 2 Monate
𝕋𝕖𝕝𝕖𝕘𝕣𝕒𝕞 ⨥𝟭𝟳𝟳𝟯𝟯𝟴𝟮𝟬𝟳𝟲𝟵
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Vor 2 Monate
Raven
i also hope he keeps using the car going off the cliff clip
Vor 2 Monate
Kalialuv ♥️
That Black Sea joke was way outta pocket💀💀
Vor 2 Monate
fmadiva
Took me out in the best way fr 😂😂😂😂😂
Vor Monat
Vella Clayton
Honestly I thought that shit was so funny 😂
Vor Monat
Xiphactinus Audax
I thought it was a random choice for a body of water until I saw this comment and thought about it for a couple seconds
Vor Monat
Grant Slater
Out of no where like a RKO
Vor Monat
vic brown
I was in shock for a second tbh
Vor 2 Monate
João Pedro Cypriano
I wish someone would compile all “I hardly know her” jokes kurtis ever said in one video
Vor 2 Monate
alps soda
@lee UM BR AQUIIIII
Vor 5 Tage
ThatGuy
Stamper, I barely know her
Vor 7 Tage
MarshMilo
@Marilyn Maraj lmaoo!!!
Vor 12 Tage
Marilyn Maraj
@MarshMilo noted! I’m compiling it all but I also use kurtis as a sleep aid so this has proven to be a challenge 😂
Vor 12 Tage
Anynonymous
@Josias Lourenço shut.
Vor 13 Tage
Keebs
I think it's quite nice that the guy who just dicks around on the beach looking for treasures wants to use this mind-blowing technology to just... keep doing that but just a bit more efficiently. It shows a character who is exactly where he wants to be in life. (It's also what I find nice about Linus in Stardew Valley. He knows how he wants to live no matter how difficult it can get.)
Vor 2 Monate
Depression Pie
Based sdv reference!!!!
Vor Monat
Keebs
@Charlotte Walther I'm not sure if, even if he was romantically involved with the player character, he would want to set up on our farm. He's a free spirit, and is friends with the Wizard (you see him hanging out with the Wizard at the Stardew version of Halloween) and has the history lore about being an adventurer. His existing camp near the caves is close enough to our farm, the onsen he likes to hang out by, and the lake he likes to look out over. I feel like he'd stay there regardless, because anything else would seem like charity from us, the player. Even if we're full friendship hearts he doesn't move in as a roommate (like Krobus) because he wants to be close to nature. Even a farm isn't really nature, not to him I'd imagine. It's an industry. The plants that grow are only there to be cut down for money, etc. I think about Linus a lot lol
Vor 2 Monate
Charlotte Walther
Linus is hands down the best character in stardew valley and I’m so sad you can’t marry him because I would and I’d let him set up his camp on the farm if he doesn’t wanna live in the house with me. Personal space is important and I get his mindset. Capitalism sucks.
Vor 2 Monate
Blizzard_the_seal
YES YES YES I ALSO THOUGHT OF LINUS :’) i havent played too much stardew (read: 100 hrs) and linus is the ONLY character i’ve reached full hearts with 😭
Vor 2 Monate
Rosa Castillo
@Keebs ur comment made me regain faith in humanity... idk why. i just love stardew valley ig
Vor 2 Monate
cheese
'I think it's time for our secret agent, "we cant let the bad guys take us alive" pills'.. what a line
Vor 2 Monate
bacon feet
@Riley L cyanide flintstones gummies
Vor Monat
Riley L
They're kid friendly cyanide pills 👀
Vor 2 Monate
eyespliced
And the twist is that this entire movie was a lucid/fever/day dream Reese was having in a random filler episode of malcom in the middle.
Vor 2 Monate
Because I'm a fan
😂😂
Vor Monat
RandomAssHumanBeing207
The whole reason why chuck and the lifeguard got together was because they knew chuck and the officer were meant for each other, and this is the 1990’s, so they wouldn’t allow that.
Vor Monat
RandomAssHumanBeing207
@GayJayy YES, that’s exactly what. Only legends know this truth.
Vor 14 Tage
GayJayy
They all have an agreement for Chuck and the officer to have a secret relationship and the lifeguard will be Chuck's "beard".
Vor 14 Tage
Cal Owenby
That’s a really good theory, actually.
Vor 23 Tage
tangear
I honestly was more invested in the knife and hamburger skit than the scenes of the movie. The premise was much more promising.
Vor 2 Monate
Blossom The CubeCat
@Josias Lourenço nobody asked
Vor Monat
Josias Lourenço
Jaget nach dem Frieden gegen jedermann und der Heiligung, ohne welche wird niemand den Herrn sehen, Hebräer 12:14 So tut nun Buße und bekehrt euch, dass eure Sünden vertilgt werden; Apostelgeschichte 3:19 So sehet ihr nun, dass der Mensch durch die Werke gerecht wird, nicht durch den Glauben allein. Denn gleichwie der Leib ohne Geist tot ist, also ist auch der Glaube ohne Werke tot. Jakobus 2:24,26
Vor 2 Monate
Miip
Same
Vor 2 Monate
Icyboi
I was fucking dying
Vor 2 Monate
the only caprisun
Seriously, the movie was just that bad that the skit Kurtis made was better, it’s kinda funny in a sense, lmao
Vor 2 Monate
Waylon Chaos
I love how fast the chase scene escalates in absurdity 24:21
Vor 2 Monate
𝕋𝕖𝕝𝕖𝕘𝕣𝕒𝕞 ⨥𝟭𝟳𝟳𝟯𝟯𝟴𝟮𝟬𝟳𝟲𝟵
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Vor 2 Monate
Rhys B
The twist in the burger skit is better than any twist I've seen in a movie in many years.
Vor Monat
socialgutbrain777
The chase scene was absolutely delightful. That shit sounded like I was in build mode in the Sims
Vor 2 Monate
Parkerkay16
The Millie Bobby Brown bit killed me had me rolling on the floor 😂
Vor Monat
Umi
Kurtis appearing from nothingness is proof he mastered being a magician after all these years
Vor 2 Monate
your new husband
@Jayme Vosburgh aren't we all
Vor 2 Monate
GhostDogg
Bibbliboo
Vor 2 Monate
nyx cat
It’s because he’s followed Danny for over a month
Vor 2 Monate
henri
not the homophobic pejorative
Vor 2 Monate
henri
proof more like poof
Vor 2 Monate
Cyndaqueer
How tf does Kurtis just drop that he’s friends with Freddie Dredd
Vor 2 Monate
Kiriel Salway
was bouta comment this 🤣
Vor Monat
m
the way I KNEW where this was going when he said that their depiction of the terrorist was crazy 💀
Vor 2 Monate
no
one of the many reasons this movie makes me unfathomably angry
Vor Monat
ericaploof
It's giving...Angels and Demons. 💀
Vor Monat
The_Peasant_Almighty
Isn’t this pre-9/11 too?
Vor Monat
m
@alia struggle is real
Vor 2 Monate
hihi
I just kept saying to myself "SURLEY they won’t do it, it’s such a dead joke" well yeah.. what was I expecting tbh
Vor 2 Monate
Dominique Joly
Kurtis' "Sucker" bit alone is WAY better than this whole movie could even *try* to be! 😆
Vor Monat
differentbutsimilar
I LOVE that scene with epic crash and him just casually crawling out of the sea unscathed, covered in seaweed, like he's a Terminator... ONLY to pivot to doing a relaxed hair flip and staring placidly off towards the horizon, as if he was thinking "Geez. I've gotta be more careful." Y'know, like you or I might think after almost tripping over slight rise in the sidewalk. Just kind of a weird day for him, I guess. We could all learn some lessons in taking things in stride from him. He's a certified badass for that. What an absolute dude. That's the most graceful recovery I have ever seen in my life. That man has 9 lives. One time, my cat slipped off of a little jut 15 feet up in the living room wall and she took it about as well as this man. I don't think even she knew or cared that she just fell 15 feet. Just carried right on like nothin happened. You yourself would think she planned it that way.
Vor 2 Monate
MultishipperBish
clearly chuck kept up his beach treasure-digging lifestyle so he could see the cop and further drive their romance plot
Vor 2 Monate
Belle Kelly
@sagapulastation We already know the answer, and we didn't want to
Vor 11 Tage
your new husband
@sagapulastation um why do you ask why do you need to know do you think that why 😟
Vor 2 Monate
i am addicted to acnh please help
@sagapulastation yes they have isnt it obvious
Vor 2 Monate
sagapulastation
Do you think theyve ever explored each others bodies on the beach
Vor 2 Monate
Vaishnavi Singh
I was thinking it the whole time IT'S A CLASSIC TROUPE
Vor 2 Monate
Nicole Chaney
Kurtis is more loyal to HelloFresh than many men are to their wives
Vor 2 Monate
Ukrainian sturgeon
Accurate the other way around as well. A lot of people are unfaithful.
Vor 2 Monate
Frick
LOL
Vor 2 Monate
𝕋𝕖𝕝𝕖𝕘𝕣𝕒𝕞 ⨥𝟭𝟳𝟳𝟯𝟯𝟴𝟮𝟬𝟳𝟲𝟵
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Vor 2 Monate
The Queen Of Cringe
The Dream jokes and then calling the goggles “goggies” was a MISTAKE Kurtis. You have summoned a beast and it’s only a matter of time before it arrives on your doorstep
Vor 2 Monate
Chibuzor
Dude's sketches somehow got more unhinged and more hilarious, I love it!
Vor 2 Monate
𝕋𝕖𝕝𝕖𝕘𝕣𝕒𝕞 ⨥𝟭𝟳𝟳𝟯𝟯𝟴𝟮𝟬𝟳𝟲𝟵
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Vor 2 Monate
DistantLoner
"Shoot that little pervert!" The goggles might have curse of vanishing!
Vor 2 Monate
𝕋𝕖𝕝𝕖𝕘𝕣𝕒𝕞 ⨥𝟭𝟳𝟳𝟯𝟯𝟴𝟮𝟬𝟳𝟲𝟵
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Vor 2 Monate
SalmonOfK84
If I had a nickel for every time a Malcolm in the Middle actor ogled someone using x-ray goggles, I'd have two nickels. Which isn't a lot, but it's weird it happened twice.
Vor 2 Monate
airin Macdonald
@Josias Lourençoballs
Vor 22 Tage
Josias Lourenço
Jaget nach dem Frieden gegen jedermann und der Heiligung, ohne welche wird niemand den Herrn sehen, Hebräer 12:14 So tut nun Buße und bekehrt euch, dass eure Sünden vertilgt werden; Apostelgeschichte 3:19 So sehet ihr nun, dass der Mensch durch die Werke gerecht wird, nicht durch den Glauben allein. Denn gleichwie der Leib ohne Geist tot ist, also ist auch der Glaube ohne Werke tot. Jakobus 2:24,26
Vor 2 Monate
Kai Dupree
@And Siri Is Stupid Yes Siri isn’t the only one
Vor 2 Monate
may
@And Siri Is Stupid Yes stay mad doofenshmirtz rules
Vor 2 Monate
And Siri Is Stupid Yes
If I had a nickel for every time someone made an unoriginal joke like this, I’d have two nickels, which isn’t a lot but it’s weird it happened twice. Who am I kidding? I’d be a freaking billionaire.
Vor 2 Monate
4077Disc
There are actually 4 kids in Malcolm in the Middle. The oldest one is late high school/college age and away from home, but he still exists, Kurtis. Sheesh
Vor 2 Monate
GayJayy
@Medianoche In a sense, yes and no. Yes, he's still his parents kid. No, he's technically a late teen/early adult.
Vor 14 Tage
betp
francis erasure
Vor Monat
Xiphactinus Audax
@Medianoche He is because he's a child and also there's actually 5 but if he meant just the ones still in the house there's 2
Vor Monat
Medianoche
Then he's not a kid is he?
Vor Monat
Sirdeathvids
5 if you count Jamie
Vor 2 Monate
Rik
2:48 I love how he always dramatically calls out his misspeaks, cause I do the same damn thing
Vor 2 Monate
Enga
Stacy’s Mom blows this movie’s perverted teenage boy antics out of the water, I’d love to see a review of that movie
Vor 2 Monate
Enga
@hug bug It's one of the funniest, most confusing bad movies I've ever seen, pls watch it if you get the chance
Vor 2 Monate
Chat Noir
@hug bug Yeah what?? And more importantly, WHY?
Vor 2 Monate
hug bug
I thought it was a song? There's a movie too?!
Vor 2 Monate
Viccolas Vic
The millie bobby brown clip made my jaw drop
Vor 2 Monate
mosswoss coss
she's 12, drake.
Vor Monat
bill bill
@MrZer093 Well that and of course the video where he asks a girl her age, she says underage, and he still lets her dance on him on stage.
Vor Monat
Brawndo: The Thirst Mutilator
A few years back some stripper put him on blast in an interview for constantly requesting his Sheriff’s Badge™️ to be licked.
Vor Monat
MrZer093
There ain’t no proof but people def be waiting for that story to drop. Right now, all he be doing is talking in an inappropriate way to kids
Vor Monat
MissDraiha
Yep definite creep factor
Vor 2 Monate
·FuzzySlop·
Kurtis, I am BEGGING you to watch a Canadian 80's movie called "The Peanut Butter Solution". It has a more crazy plot than Goat Story, I am NOT shitting you.
Vor 2 Monate
XstonedmonkeyzX
Ungfth Fahden
Vor 2 Monate
Josias Lourenço
Jaget nach dem Frieden gegen jedermann und der Heiligung, ohne welche wird niemand den Herrn sehen, Hebräer 12:14 So tut nun Buße und bekehrt euch, dass eure Sünden vertilgt werden; Apostelgeschichte 3:19 So sehet ihr nun, dass der Mensch durch die Werke gerecht wird, nicht durch den Glauben allein. Denn gleichwie der Leib ohne Geist tot ist, also ist auch der Glaube ohne Werke tot. Jakobus 2:24,26
Vor 2 Monate
K Kimsey
Oooo, yes please!!!
Vor 2 Monate
шлюха
@XstonedmonkeyzX its not that deep
Vor 2 Monate
XstonedmonkeyzX
Begging? Jeeesus dude calm down...
Vor 2 Monate
Anthony Evans
I love when you do these type of videos they make me laugh so hard and you make my day please do more
Vor Monat
Matheus Mello
"A homeless man with cash???? This guy doesn't need any more money"
Vor 2 Monate
Happy Cynic.
They may have changed the title in the UK because there was an album released by a band called Babylon Zoo in the 90s called The Boy with the X-ray Eyes.
Vor 2 Monate
CoolDoge
Great Video! *this movie makes me cringe harder than I've ever cringed*
Vor 2 Monate
Sh4rky
I like to imagine that in the Kurtis skitematic universe, everyone looks, sounds, and acts like Kurtis. Even the newborns.
Vor 2 Monate
just a random girl
like that one scene in Despicable Me
Vor 2 Monate
Josias Lourenço
Jaget nach dem Frieden gegen jedermann und der Heiligung, ohne welche wird niemand den Herrn sehen, Hebräer 12:14 So tut nun Buße und bekehrt euch, dass eure Sünden vertilgt werden; Apostelgeschichte 3:19 So sehet ihr nun, dass der Mensch durch die Werke gerecht wird, nicht durch den Glauben allein. Denn gleichwie der Leib ohne Geist tot ist, also ist auch der Glaube ohne Werke tot. Jakobus 2:24,26
Vor 2 Monate
I'm a Pizza
KSU and Jermaverse crossover
Vor 2 Monate
airin Macdonald
@Sh4rky well now it's a prefect universe
Vor 2 Monate
Sh4rky
@airin Macdonald yes
Vor 2 Monate
hoghu haghu
There's an app my family used to use, forget what it was called but it tracked our phones and our batteries. My family had it set to where we could see everyone in the family, so it went both ways, and we were explained why it was important and it was never used to invade our privacy. And most importantly, we weren't forced into it- We agreed to it. That's the important thing about using apps like that, they can be incredibly helpful, but have to be used responsibly to avoid violating people's privacy.
Vor 2 Monate
miosuki
Life 360
Vor 2 Monate
𝕋𝕖𝕝𝕖𝕘𝕣𝕒𝕞 ⨥𝟭𝟳𝟳𝟯𝟯𝟴𝟮𝟬𝟳𝟲𝟵
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Vor 2 Monate
TreyscottAdventures 2
The fact the kurtis is friends with Freddie Dredd is kinda wild
Vor 2 Monate
sir cartier
I WAS WAITING FOR SOMEONE TO SAY THIS i love freddie and kurtie so im mindblown
Vor Monat
𝕋𝕖𝕝𝕖𝕘𝕣𝕒𝕞 ⨥𝟭𝟳𝟳𝟯𝟯𝟴𝟮𝟬𝟳𝟲𝟵
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Vor 2 Monate
EuphoriaXLV
That British accent was the most beautiful thing i have ever tasted with my ears
Vor Monat
Moot343
Mmmmmmmmm *slurp* DELICIOUS EAR NOISE
Vor Monat
Cal Owenby
It's wonderful hearing-sauce, honestly.
Vor Monat
cheese
You should watch Freddie as F.R.O.7 Its about a kid who gets turned into a frog, stays as a frog, and is a secret agent. There's more to it but I feel like it would blow your mind
Vor 2 Monate
Jeffrey Nathan
The most amusing thing about this 'movie' is that the cars are literally different makes, models, and even colors from shot to shot. It's like they went out of their way to have zero continuity.
Vor 2 Monate
The Odour
@Johanna Brand Ich weiß nicht, was es bedeutet. Ich verstehe nicht. Als das Auto von der Straße abkommt, riecht der Mann nach Fisch.
Vor 2 Monate
Johanna Brand
@The Odour wtf is that supposed to mean lmao
Vor 2 Monate
Josias Lourenço
Jaget nach dem Frieden gegen jedermann und der Heiligung, ohne welche wird niemand den Herrn sehen, Hebräer 12:14 So tut nun Buße und bekehrt euch, dass eure Sünden vertilgt werden; Apostelgeschichte 3:19 So sehet ihr nun, dass der Mensch durch die Werke gerecht wird, nicht durch den Glauben allein. Denn gleichwie der Leib ohne Geist tot ist, also ist auch der Glaube ohne Werke tot. Jakobus 2:24,26
Vor 2 Monate
The Odour
What?
Vor 2 Monate
Faia Halo
@The Odour huh ??
Vor 2 Monate
Connor Glisson
Tbh the best part of being a spy was the microwave that made anything You wanted
Vor Monat
Brawndo: The Thirst Mutilator
If you want to see Uncle Chuck’s earlier pervy exploits, watch Revenge of the Nerds.
Vor Monat
Steve Smith
Chuck is a rich guy live action role playing a poor guy and he pays the cop to bust his balls to make it feel real.
Vor 2 Monate
Jordanne
the sucker-burger sketch is legitimately the best one you've ever done, the plot twist was great and fantastically underscored by the editing, it's honestly true art also loved the jacob cameo!
Vor 2 Monate
rzmn zs
the coolest spy gadget was definitely the microwave that could turn those little packets into a hamburger in 1 second
Vor 2 Monate
fellow youtube user
be careful tho, if you hold it in for too long, the burger contents will turn into a sucker note and your friend with knives will get arrested in the airport trying to book a flight to Germany.
Vor 2 Monate
Josias Lourenço
Jaget nach dem Frieden gegen jedermann und der Heiligung, ohne welche wird niemand den Herrn sehen, Hebräer 12:14 So tut nun Buße und bekehrt euch, dass eure Sünden vertilgt werden; Apostelgeschichte 3:19 So sehet ihr nun, dass der Mensch durch die Werke gerecht wird, nicht durch den Glauben allein. Denn gleichwie der Leib ohne Geist tot ist, also ist auch der Glaube ohne Werke tot. Jakobus 2:24,26
Vor 2 Monate
Urbasichamilfan
Exactly that was my one wish as a kid
Vor 2 Monate
shart
SO GLAD SOMEONE ELSE THOUGHT OF THIS
Vor 2 Monate
Venus Beanus
LITERALLY!! I remember I used to open and close kitchen cabinets to see if it worked lmaoo
Vor 2 Monate
outoforbiit
Classic Kurtis with his knives at the airport.
Vor 2 Monate
Squishy Puddle
I highly recommend watching kurtis Connor drunk this is the funniest video I’ve ever seen
Vor 2 Monate
shrexygal
i am soooo here for the enemies-to-lovers storyline for the cop & the uncle
Vor 2 Monate
𝕋𝕖𝕝𝕖𝕘𝕣𝕒𝕞 ⨥𝟭𝟳𝟳𝟯𝟯𝟴𝟮𝟬𝟳𝟲𝟵
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Vor 2 Monate
Lil Spooky
OH MY GOD U DID MY SUGGESTION KURT 😭 I am so honoured 🥲 I did indeed love this movie as a kid, but ngl even as a child I was like this is inappropriate for a kids movie. Officially my new fav Kurtis Conner video, I am in stitches from laughing so hard.
Vor 2 Monate
Lil Spooky
@Cassidy Charleston that’s the American spelling, I’m Australian and here the correct spelling is with a u, same as how favourite and colour are spelt without a u in the US, but are spelt with the u in Australia and the UK.
Vor 2 Monate
Eli Swedlo
@Cassidy Charleston bruh
Vor 2 Monate
Cassidy Charleston
*honored
Vor 2 Monate
Kay-DC
The cars changing models and colours in every shot is the most outrageously hilarious thing I've ever witnessed
Vor 2 Monate
Cal Owenby
@AspenRose Animations “Ah, the Dobonhonkeros. Dobonhonkeros accommodating is, uh, we know where that leads.” -Andrew Garfield
Vor 23 Tage
cat
Im desperate at this point but can someone please explain to me why he showed a pic of meghan trainor when he mentioned the pedophilia in the movie very early on in the video ???? Ive never been more confused
Vor Monat
AspenRose Animations
@Booba must have needed a bigger size to accommodate the dobonhonkeros, and they couldnt find one in the same color
Vor Monat
cringeneer
It's probably because Stamper crushed all of the cars
Vor 2 Monate
Booba
@Aldranza M he is also wearing two different shirts in the shots
Vor 2 Monate
TheRumpletiltskin
The Burger skit should get an Oscar.
Vor 2 Monate
Lain Edwards
kurtis wasn’t holding back this video, calling out drake for being a creep and the police for racial profiling within minutes of each other dhdhhdjd
Vor 2 Monate
nonchip
so they have the cia agent on a super secret mission to deliver the super secret thing, i think they just gave that to the most incompetent guy because "even you can't mess up being a postman for a day" and see what happened :'D
Vor 2 Monate
JCTheSniper15
Wow. If a kid actually smashed you in the base of the skull with a fire extinguisher, you're dead. Bobby just killed a woman.
Vor Monat
Mikey M :D
the thumbnail alone leaves me both terrified and intrigued. Kurtis is so brave for sitting through these movies for our entertainment 😔✊🏽
Vor 2 Monate
Josias Lourenço
Jaget nach dem Frieden gegen jedermann und der Heiligung, ohne welche wird niemand den Herrn sehen, Hebräer 12:14 So tut nun Buße und bekehrt euch, dass eure Sünden vertilgt werden; Apostelgeschichte 3:19 So sehet ihr nun, dass der Mensch durch die Werke gerecht wird, nicht durch den Glauben allein. Denn gleichwie der Leib ohne Geist tot ist, also ist auch der Glaube ohne Werke tot. Jakobus 2:24,26
Vor 2 Monate
Rizkye Zaki
https://youtu.be/FvgSwI9DWXo
Vor 2 Monate
allie sparks
@Pineapple are you having a stroke?
Vor 2 Monate
Cory Springer
@brspringer hi fam
Vor 2 Monate
Perplexed
@FelipeFiveFiveSixn It is terrifying for women because of the creepy scenes of them wanting to watch women's nudes using the X-Ray glasses
Vor 2 Monate
~Andi~
22:45 Did he CHANGE CLOTHES while the shelves were falling on and crushing him? Mr Lizzie McGuire's Dad has mad skillz, bruh.
Vor 2 Monate
~Andi~
@Evangeline Wood No, neither would I, had Kurtis not played it so many times! Don't worry ;) Plus, it was actually my second time watching through this part of the video, so I easily could've missed it too.
Vor 2 Monate
Evangeline Wood
Wait hold up, you're right, the color of his undershirt goes from medium blue to turquoise. Holy shit, I never would have noticed that.
Vor 2 Monate
𝕋𝕖𝕝𝕖𝕘𝕣𝕒𝕞 ⨥𝟭𝟳𝟳𝟯𝟯𝟴𝟮𝟬𝟳𝟲𝟵
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Vor 2 Monate
Reilly
Damn loved Jacob’s cameo 😂
Vor Monat
Serin W
“Chuck has a crush on Dave Chapelle” has me ☠️
Vor 2 Monate
Soooshi.
As a British person, I can confirm we are nothing but an urban legend.
Vor 2 Monate
Alex Gray
The expression on Kurtis' face after "just fucking kiss already for me!" is the one of a man who just learned something new about himself.
Vor 2 Monate
Crappy-doodle
Surprised by the words that came out of his own mouth😂
Vor 2 Monate
leo hall
IM GLAD SOMEONE ELSE NOTICED FHSKFJSJKAJD
Vor 2 Monate
thatpaigeperson
@Deadpool. eh shut up ya damn bot
Vor 2 Monate
Deadpool.
Here is the full Clip : when I met kurtis https://youtu.be/mCfYi7634rU
Vor 2 Monate
Matheus
wanna know the best (or worst) part? now days you can totally have "x-ray" goggles, just get an AR/VR headset and camera, use openCV to identify people and text to image to AI to see the bones of a person
Vor 2 Monate
B.K.
Unreasonably proud of myself for saying "gadgets" out loud in sync with Kurtis
Vor 2 Monate
𝕋𝕖𝕝𝕖𝕘𝕣𝕒𝕞 ⨥𝟭𝟳𝟳𝟯𝟯𝟴𝟮𝟬𝟳𝟲𝟵
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Vor 2 Monate
Pink Lion Gaming
When you said you under reacted to X Ray goggles, I doubt he regular researches how X Ray technology works and probably just assumed that these were expensive but not one of a kind
Vor 2 Monate
paul taylor
The sucker skit actually made me laugh
Vor Monat
HowMany Monkeys
14:21 - I really wanted the empty chair to slowly turn around to reveal a second “SUCKER!” sign 😂
Vor 2 Monate
Heidi Moritz
The coolest part of spy kids for me was always the food. The packets or whatever that they throw in the microwave and it comes out looking like a Burger King commercial. That and the thumb-thumbs...
Vor 2 Monate
𝕋𝕖𝕝𝕖𝕘𝕣𝕒𝕞 ⨥𝟭𝟳𝟳𝟯𝟯𝟴𝟮𝟬𝟳𝟲𝟵
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Vor 2 Monate
DanskeCrimeRider
This is a clear example no one really knows what radiation is and does. 17:00 - a physicist
Vor 2 Monate
K Sardo
Kurtis was a huge part of my trans awakening but not in a necessarily profound way I just used to think I was a girl and then I saw him and was like dang... he look kinda dope tbh.. I kinda want to look like that
Vor 2 Monate
LazyBunnyLyn
When you used the word "profound" the immediate mental image i got is kurtis descending from heaven bathe in light, just to tell you that youre trans
Vor 12 Tage
Kevin GIllie
Please touch grass, please, I'm begging you
Vor 18 Tage
Sara -
He also gives me major masc gender envy
Vor 22 Tage
꧁ Nyxie ꧂
No cause how does he have so much gender
Vor Monat
Anna Picozzi
omfg lmao i saw this comment in kurtis' instagram story
Vor Monat
cake is good
Kurtis laughing at his own joke gives me so much dopamine I cannot
Vor 2 Monate
hexx cfh
You cannot what?
Vor 2 Monate
cricketandgraham
@KT the super koopa right? youtube please fix this goddamn bots problem 😐
Vor 2 Monate
Aldranza M
also when he's ashamed of his own joke- so good
Vor 2 Monate
future hofer
Weird
Vor 2 Monate
CoopIsCool
can you calm down
Vor 2 Monate
Pascl
to be fair, "x-ray kid" is a much catchier title
Vor 2 Monate
Rob Mckennie
Holy shit I had this movie, on one of those weird movie compilation DVDs 🤣
Vor Monat
Geniya Bolton
I was genuinely unprepared for the burger to be missing
Vor 2 Monate
𝕋𝕖𝕝𝕖𝕘𝕣𝕒𝕞 ⨥𝟭𝟳𝟳𝟯𝟯𝟴𝟮𝟬𝟳𝟲𝟵
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Vor 2 Monate
Zora S
at 22:46 his shirt magically changes color from a medium blue to a dark grey 😂😂😂
Vor 2 Monate
Shelby Hammack
fun fact: in the 30’s there were beach cops who had tape measurers and would make sure women’s bathing suits weren’t shorter than 5 inches above the knee
Vor 2 Monate
Shelby Hammack
@Botanicalitus yeah i saw that and hate it bc i made that username in 6th grade lmao
Vor 2 Monate
Botanicalitus
Is it just me or did anyone else notice that youtube changed everyone's username to a handle with an @????
Vor 2 Monate
Shelby Hammack
@Phelisha same!!! i’ve been 5’6 since i was 11 so i was like 90lbs and tall 😭 i stayed in that office
Vor 2 Monate
Trap Snaked Em
the good ole days
Vor 2 Monate
John John
Hi
Vor 2 Monate
Venom.Strike69
The fact that the guy didnt believe the kid when he said his gun was jammed.. even 🥴though 🥴 he has🥴 XRAY GLASSES!! WTF🗣️🤣
Vor 2 Monate
Freesmart
I wish we had more so bad its good films
Vor Monat
Cal Owenby
I recommend Ben 10: Race Against Time(2007), Halloween Party(1989), and The Book of Henry(2017). I hope they satiate your desire.
Vor Monat
Mercedes Specht
You should do the movie Bug Off 😂 it’s an interesting one. I think you would enjoy watching it
Vor 2 Monate
August
i like how kurtis just mentions he's friends with freddie dredd like it's nothing.
Vor 2 Monate
StephanyMayBeauty
ok. I have to say this.... the "Sucker......Burger" storyline sucked me in, it had everything I needed in a story, surprise, deceit, plot twist, suspense and best of all horror, what else would you call it when you sit down to eat a burget and its gone "POOF!" you should be nominated for an emmy and an Oscar!!! VERY WELL DONE DESERVES A like
Vor 2 Monate
127Faby
YES I WAS THINKING THE SAME THING HAHAHAHA
Vor Monat
doobydap
CAN U PLSSS REACT TO ‘THE STARVING GAMES’ it is the best worst spoof movie EVERRRR
Vor 2 Monate
KissyAdair💋
I laughed so hard. This is why I watch every video Kurtis drops. He's hilarious.
Vor 2 Monate
Firðirk
You wanna see the rest of the comment? Sucker!
Vor 2 Monate
GoblinPecker
Sucker burger? Isn't that the guy that made facebook
Vor 2 Monate
Vaughn Raley
Cancel you for doing a (bad) British accent? You forgot two major rules in racism: 1 - You can't be racist against your own race 2 - It is impossible to be racist towards any white person
Vor Monat
Reba McImTired
You’re a little confused, but you’ve got the spirit.
Vor Monat
Beth Amphetamine
Loved the missing burger twist!!
Vor 2 Monate
CheesyBugger 76
4:13 the fact that if you take another look he'd actually already successfully turned the corner before flying off the road 😟 dude can't even drive straight, how tf is he in the CIA?
Vor Monat
wail27
You guys called those x-ray goggles? I always callthem breast cancer ray
Vor 2 Monate
gabby v
a movie commentary was just what i needed to get through the rest of the year
Vor 2 Monate
💮• Morii•💮
I cannot believe there's only one more month until this year is finally over. And then we have to pray that everything just dies down and it's not as crazy as the last 3 years
Vor 2 Monate
ellifsyaa
Same I needed this commentary video so much otherwise I would have spontaneously combusted dee- no but seriously it’s funny
Vor 2 Monate
Vuokko T
@Don't miss it Yeah, that is not the link to Never Gonna Give You Up.
Vor 2 Monate
here is the full clip
Here is the full clip explaining why dad left you: (Making fun of bots) *https://youtu.be/vn8WdvkmTGs*
Vor 2 Monate
Don't miss it
Here is the full video : Nоt RiскrоII https://youtu.be/jhTTxdBKSyI
Vor 2 Monate
Why Xanthe!?
Now I want to put "sucker" in every drawer in my house, thanks for the idea Kurtis
Vor 2 Monate
Rainbow Flower
"Sucker? I barely know her"
Vor 2 Monate
Pat Mack
Not familiar w/ your channel , I stumbled across it and had to stop. The wisdom to be told from a Mullet+Stache combo like that intrigued my intrest.
Vor Monat
Elias Hayes
As a Brit, I can say that joke was funny. And the follow up
Vor 2 Monate
Rob Speed
There are four kids on Malcolm in the Middle. The eldest son, Francis, is at military school. He's played by Danny Masterson's [spits] brother, Chris.
Vor Monat
spamton
actually, there’s six, you’re forgetting their Basement Goblin Child
Vor 12 Tage
Izworth
There's actually five. You're forgetting the small child they added later but I don't blame you, I barely noticed that kid was there lol
Vor Monat
Kate Murray
kurtis i just gotta tell you this is genuinely such a good video. like the drake jokes, stamper driving, JACOB MAKING A CAMEO? being a married man maxed out your comedy skills. welcome back man!!!!!
Vor 2 Monate
Cal Owenby
I agree. It’s now one of my favorite videos of Kurtis’s!
Vor 2 Monate
AnomalousAnimates
@Dana Cornish ok, also remind me when the scam comment is gone so i can delete my comment
Vor 2 Monate
Darkawk
Kurtis's videos are legit more entertaining than 95% of Netflix no cap
Vor 2 Monate
Dana Cornish
@AnomalousAnimates Report the comment
Vor 2 Monate
AnomalousAnimates
^^scam
Vor 2 Monate
Dave Van Vlerah
"Lizzie Mcguire's dad". Holy shit did that make me feel old. Lmao
Vor Monat
alena andrews
20:20 - well to be fair, there are a lot of places in the US that feel like that. where there streets are empty and there is nobody around
Vor Monat
rachelreine
Kurtis- everyone knows the coolest gadget was the microwave that made instant McDonalds
Vor Monat
Xx_xtremeskateboard6 9
I love the subtle referencing of fat rats in this video. Very clever
Vor 2 Monate
𝕋𝕖𝕝𝕖𝕘𝕣𝕒𝕞 ⨥𝟭𝟳𝟳𝟯𝟯𝟴𝟮𝟬𝟳𝟲𝟵
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Vor 2 Monate
Madison
Like every x-ray technology in movies, sometimes you see through the skin to bones and sometimes you just see through clothes. Sacrifice continuity for those artfully crafted perv scenes!
Vor 2 Monate
Madison
@Daniel Gomez ah I didn’t notice! Ok I can accept that
Vor 2 Monate
Josias Lourenço
Jaget nach dem Frieden gegen jedermann und der Heiligung, ohne welche wird niemand den Herrn sehen, Hebräer 12:14 So tut nun Buße und bekehrt euch, dass eure Sünden vertilgt werden; Apostelgeschichte 3:19 So sehet ihr nun, dass der Mensch durch die Werke gerecht wird, nicht durch den Glauben allein. Denn gleichwie der Leib ohne Geist tot ist, also ist auch der Glaube ohne Werke tot. Jakobus 2:24,26
Vor 2 Monate
Lauren
@Daniel Gomez yeah they implied it could be adjusted for different things, haha
Vor 2 Monate
Dev For Fun
@Trinu Pose it used to be possible, but after Malcolm used it on a coworker and she complained to hr they added a filter
Vor 2 Monate
Trinu Pose
I love that they can also see through clothes but NOT bras
Vor 2 Monate
Leah Estella
"Lizzie Maguire's dad" is the legendary lead from Revenge of the Nerds. Thanks. Love, your elder Millennial.
Vor Monat
Jeremy Ross
Kurtis, I would love to see you do a review of Suburban Sasquatch. It is up there with The Room and Birdemic with how hilariously terrible it is.
Vor Monat
Angie Pettet
i'm rewatching this video and literally only just noticed the bigfoot shirt.
Vor Monat
〜Willow〜
All jokes aside I hope Jacob gets better 🙂
Vor Monat
TheSuspectagirl
He's fine!
Vor Monat
Kira Webster
cannot believe "Stamper? I hardly know her" wasn't uttered a single time
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treedeer thethingy
Kurtis calling the beach cop a pig and then immediately turning around and shipping him with the other guy is funnier than anything in this entire movie
Vor 2 MonateBitterCharmer
@Ham Sandwich bait
Vor TagSam Arnold
@Ham Sandwich bffr
Vor 2 TageOlivia
Dude reading this out of context is the funniest thing ever
Vor MonatJaan K. Peterson
@Namereport it
Vor MonatSanchita Kesarkar
@Nameez
Vor MonatBungaloHippo
the brain cancer bit with sitcom special guest wooping and cheering when jacob is introduced with the cheering gettin louder and louder and the last zoom in with jacob saying fuck you almost unintelligibly under the loud cheering really cracked me the fuck up. ahh kurtis and his crew of hilarious friends! love them
Vor 2 MonatePokaay
He just keeps making shit that is funny I have no idea how he does it
Vor 17 TageHusyay
the reason the cia agent is so terrible at driving is because the actor was possessed by the spirit of Cosmo and the people making the movie didn't wanna try and redo the scenes
Vor 2 MonateBlossom The CubeCat
THE cosmo from fairy odd parents?
Vor Monat𝕋𝕖𝕝𝕖𝕘𝕣𝕒𝕞 ⨥𝟭𝟳𝟳𝟯𝟯𝟴𝟮𝟬𝟳𝟲𝟵
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Vor 2 MonateMihaela Joe
Who else hopes that Kurtis will keep the "yeah" like he kept the "balls" sound?
Vor 2 MonateEspacichum
yeah.
Vor 2 MonateYami Yugi
He will I believe in him
Vor 2 Monate𝕋𝕖𝕝𝕖𝕘𝕣𝕒𝕞 ⨥𝟭𝟳𝟳𝟯𝟯𝟴𝟮𝟬𝟳𝟲𝟵
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Vor 2 MonateRaven
i also hope he keeps using the car going off the cliff clip
Vor 2 MonateKalialuv ♥️
That Black Sea joke was way outta pocket💀💀
Vor 2 Monatefmadiva
Took me out in the best way fr 😂😂😂😂😂
Vor MonatVella Clayton
Honestly I thought that shit was so funny 😂
Vor MonatXiphactinus Audax
I thought it was a random choice for a body of water until I saw this comment and thought about it for a couple seconds
Vor MonatGrant Slater
Out of no where like a RKO
Vor Monatvic brown
I was in shock for a second tbh
Vor 2 MonateJoão Pedro Cypriano
I wish someone would compile all “I hardly know her” jokes kurtis ever said in one video
Vor 2 Monatealps soda
@lee UM BR AQUIIIII
Vor 5 TageThatGuy
Stamper, I barely know her
Vor 7 TageMarshMilo
@Marilyn Maraj lmaoo!!!
Vor 12 TageMarilyn Maraj
@MarshMilo noted! I’m compiling it all but I also use kurtis as a sleep aid so this has proven to be a challenge 😂
Vor 12 TageAnynonymous
@Josias Lourenço shut.
Vor 13 TageKeebs
I think it's quite nice that the guy who just dicks around on the beach looking for treasures wants to use this mind-blowing technology to just... keep doing that but just a bit more efficiently. It shows a character who is exactly where he wants to be in life. (It's also what I find nice about Linus in Stardew Valley. He knows how he wants to live no matter how difficult it can get.)
Vor 2 MonateDepression Pie
Based sdv reference!!!!
Vor MonatKeebs
@Charlotte Walther I'm not sure if, even if he was romantically involved with the player character, he would want to set up on our farm. He's a free spirit, and is friends with the Wizard (you see him hanging out with the Wizard at the Stardew version of Halloween) and has the history lore about being an adventurer. His existing camp near the caves is close enough to our farm, the onsen he likes to hang out by, and the lake he likes to look out over. I feel like he'd stay there regardless, because anything else would seem like charity from us, the player. Even if we're full friendship hearts he doesn't move in as a roommate (like Krobus) because he wants to be close to nature. Even a farm isn't really nature, not to him I'd imagine. It's an industry. The plants that grow are only there to be cut down for money, etc. I think about Linus a lot lol
Vor 2 MonateCharlotte Walther
Linus is hands down the best character in stardew valley and I’m so sad you can’t marry him because I would and I’d let him set up his camp on the farm if he doesn’t wanna live in the house with me. Personal space is important and I get his mindset. Capitalism sucks.
Vor 2 MonateBlizzard_the_seal
YES YES YES I ALSO THOUGHT OF LINUS :’) i havent played too much stardew (read: 100 hrs) and linus is the ONLY character i’ve reached full hearts with 😭
Vor 2 MonateRosa Castillo
@Keebs ur comment made me regain faith in humanity... idk why. i just love stardew valley ig
Vor 2 Monatecheese
'I think it's time for our secret agent, "we cant let the bad guys take us alive" pills'.. what a line
Vor 2 Monatebacon feet
@Riley L cyanide flintstones gummies
Vor MonatRiley L
They're kid friendly cyanide pills 👀
Vor 2 Monateeyespliced
And the twist is that this entire movie was a lucid/fever/day dream Reese was having in a random filler episode of malcom in the middle.
Vor 2 MonateBecause I'm a fan
😂😂
Vor MonatRandomAssHumanBeing207
The whole reason why chuck and the lifeguard got together was because they knew chuck and the officer were meant for each other, and this is the 1990’s, so they wouldn’t allow that.
Vor MonatRandomAssHumanBeing207
@GayJayy YES, that’s exactly what. Only legends know this truth.
Vor 14 TageGayJayy
They all have an agreement for Chuck and the officer to have a secret relationship and the lifeguard will be Chuck's "beard".
Vor 14 TageCal Owenby
That’s a really good theory, actually.
Vor 23 Tagetangear
I honestly was more invested in the knife and hamburger skit than the scenes of the movie. The premise was much more promising.
Vor 2 MonateBlossom The CubeCat
@Josias Lourenço nobody asked
Vor MonatJosias Lourenço
Jaget nach dem Frieden gegen jedermann und der Heiligung, ohne welche wird niemand den Herrn sehen, Hebräer 12:14 So tut nun Buße und bekehrt euch, dass eure Sünden vertilgt werden; Apostelgeschichte 3:19 So sehet ihr nun, dass der Mensch durch die Werke gerecht wird, nicht durch den Glauben allein. Denn gleichwie der Leib ohne Geist tot ist, also ist auch der Glaube ohne Werke tot. Jakobus 2:24,26
Vor 2 MonateMiip
Same
Vor 2 MonateIcyboi
I was fucking dying
Vor 2 Monatethe only caprisun
Seriously, the movie was just that bad that the skit Kurtis made was better, it’s kinda funny in a sense, lmao
Vor 2 MonateWaylon Chaos
I love how fast the chase scene escalates in absurdity 24:21
Vor 2 Monate𝕋𝕖𝕝𝕖𝕘𝕣𝕒𝕞 ⨥𝟭𝟳𝟳𝟯𝟯𝟴𝟮𝟬𝟳𝟲𝟵
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Vor 2 MonateRhys B
The twist in the burger skit is better than any twist I've seen in a movie in many years.
Vor Monatsocialgutbrain777
The chase scene was absolutely delightful. That shit sounded like I was in build mode in the Sims
Vor 2 MonateParkerkay16
The Millie Bobby Brown bit killed me had me rolling on the floor 😂
Vor MonatUmi
Kurtis appearing from nothingness is proof he mastered being a magician after all these years
Vor 2 Monateyour new husband
@Jayme Vosburgh aren't we all
Vor 2 MonateGhostDogg
Bibbliboo
Vor 2 Monatenyx cat
It’s because he’s followed Danny for over a month
Vor 2 Monatehenri
not the homophobic pejorative
Vor 2 Monatehenri
proof more like poof
Vor 2 MonateCyndaqueer
How tf does Kurtis just drop that he’s friends with Freddie Dredd
Vor 2 MonateKiriel Salway
was bouta comment this 🤣
Vor Monatm
the way I KNEW where this was going when he said that their depiction of the terrorist was crazy 💀
Vor 2 Monateno
one of the many reasons this movie makes me unfathomably angry
Vor Monatericaploof
It's giving...Angels and Demons. 💀
Vor MonatThe_Peasant_Almighty
Isn’t this pre-9/11 too?
Vor Monatm
@alia struggle is real
Vor 2 Monatehihi
I just kept saying to myself "SURLEY they won’t do it, it’s such a dead joke" well yeah.. what was I expecting tbh
Vor 2 MonateDominique Joly
Kurtis' "Sucker" bit alone is WAY better than this whole movie could even *try* to be! 😆
Vor Monatdifferentbutsimilar
I LOVE that scene with epic crash and him just casually crawling out of the sea unscathed, covered in seaweed, like he's a Terminator... ONLY to pivot to doing a relaxed hair flip and staring placidly off towards the horizon, as if he was thinking "Geez. I've gotta be more careful." Y'know, like you or I might think after almost tripping over slight rise in the sidewalk. Just kind of a weird day for him, I guess. We could all learn some lessons in taking things in stride from him. He's a certified badass for that. What an absolute dude. That's the most graceful recovery I have ever seen in my life. That man has 9 lives. One time, my cat slipped off of a little jut 15 feet up in the living room wall and she took it about as well as this man. I don't think even she knew or cared that she just fell 15 feet. Just carried right on like nothin happened. You yourself would think she planned it that way.
Vor 2 MonateMultishipperBish
clearly chuck kept up his beach treasure-digging lifestyle so he could see the cop and further drive their romance plot
Vor 2 MonateBelle Kelly
@sagapulastation We already know the answer, and we didn't want to
Vor 11 Tageyour new husband
@sagapulastation um why do you ask why do you need to know do you think that why 😟
Vor 2 Monatei am addicted to acnh please help
@sagapulastation yes they have isnt it obvious
Vor 2 Monatesagapulastation
Do you think theyve ever explored each others bodies on the beach
Vor 2 MonateVaishnavi Singh
I was thinking it the whole time IT'S A CLASSIC TROUPE
Vor 2 MonateNicole Chaney
Kurtis is more loyal to HelloFresh than many men are to their wives
Vor 2 MonateUkrainian sturgeon
Accurate the other way around as well. A lot of people are unfaithful.
Vor 2 MonateFrick
LOL
Vor 2 Monate𝕋𝕖𝕝𝕖𝕘𝕣𝕒𝕞 ⨥𝟭𝟳𝟳𝟯𝟯𝟴𝟮𝟬𝟳𝟲𝟵
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Vor 2 MonateThe Queen Of Cringe
The Dream jokes and then calling the goggles “goggies” was a MISTAKE Kurtis. You have summoned a beast and it’s only a matter of time before it arrives on your doorstep
Vor 2 MonateChibuzor
Dude's sketches somehow got more unhinged and more hilarious, I love it!
Vor 2 Monate𝕋𝕖𝕝𝕖𝕘𝕣𝕒𝕞 ⨥𝟭𝟳𝟳𝟯𝟯𝟴𝟮𝟬𝟳𝟲𝟵
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Vor 2 MonateDistantLoner
"Shoot that little pervert!" The goggles might have curse of vanishing!
Vor 2 Monate𝕋𝕖𝕝𝕖𝕘𝕣𝕒𝕞 ⨥𝟭𝟳𝟳𝟯𝟯𝟴𝟮𝟬𝟳𝟲𝟵
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Vor 2 MonateSalmonOfK84
If I had a nickel for every time a Malcolm in the Middle actor ogled someone using x-ray goggles, I'd have two nickels. Which isn't a lot, but it's weird it happened twice.
Vor 2 Monateairin Macdonald
@Josias Lourençoballs
Vor 22 TageJosias Lourenço
Jaget nach dem Frieden gegen jedermann und der Heiligung, ohne welche wird niemand den Herrn sehen, Hebräer 12:14 So tut nun Buße und bekehrt euch, dass eure Sünden vertilgt werden; Apostelgeschichte 3:19 So sehet ihr nun, dass der Mensch durch die Werke gerecht wird, nicht durch den Glauben allein. Denn gleichwie der Leib ohne Geist tot ist, also ist auch der Glaube ohne Werke tot. Jakobus 2:24,26
Vor 2 MonateKai Dupree
@And Siri Is Stupid Yes Siri isn’t the only one
Vor 2 Monatemay
@And Siri Is Stupid Yes stay mad doofenshmirtz rules
Vor 2 MonateAnd Siri Is Stupid Yes
If I had a nickel for every time someone made an unoriginal joke like this, I’d have two nickels, which isn’t a lot but it’s weird it happened twice. Who am I kidding? I’d be a freaking billionaire.
Vor 2 Monate4077Disc
There are actually 4 kids in Malcolm in the Middle. The oldest one is late high school/college age and away from home, but he still exists, Kurtis. Sheesh
Vor 2 MonateGayJayy
@Medianoche In a sense, yes and no. Yes, he's still his parents kid. No, he's technically a late teen/early adult.
Vor 14 Tagebetp
francis erasure
Vor MonatXiphactinus Audax
@Medianoche He is because he's a child and also there's actually 5 but if he meant just the ones still in the house there's 2
Vor MonatMedianoche
Then he's not a kid is he?
Vor MonatSirdeathvids
5 if you count Jamie
Vor 2 MonateRik
2:48 I love how he always dramatically calls out his misspeaks, cause I do the same damn thing
Vor 2 MonateEnga
Stacy’s Mom blows this movie’s perverted teenage boy antics out of the water, I’d love to see a review of that movie
Vor 2 MonateEnga
@hug bug It's one of the funniest, most confusing bad movies I've ever seen, pls watch it if you get the chance
Vor 2 MonateChat Noir
@hug bug Yeah what?? And more importantly, WHY?
Vor 2 Monatehug bug
I thought it was a song? There's a movie too?!
Vor 2 MonateViccolas Vic
The millie bobby brown clip made my jaw drop
Vor 2 Monatemosswoss coss
she's 12, drake.
Vor Monatbill bill
@MrZer093 Well that and of course the video where he asks a girl her age, she says underage, and he still lets her dance on him on stage.
Vor MonatBrawndo: The Thirst Mutilator
A few years back some stripper put him on blast in an interview for constantly requesting his Sheriff’s Badge™️ to be licked.
Vor MonatMrZer093
There ain’t no proof but people def be waiting for that story to drop. Right now, all he be doing is talking in an inappropriate way to kids
Vor MonatMissDraiha
Yep definite creep factor
Vor 2 Monate·FuzzySlop·
Kurtis, I am BEGGING you to watch a Canadian 80's movie called "The Peanut Butter Solution". It has a more crazy plot than Goat Story, I am NOT shitting you.
Vor 2 MonateXstonedmonkeyzX
Ungfth Fahden
Vor 2 MonateJosias Lourenço
Jaget nach dem Frieden gegen jedermann und der Heiligung, ohne welche wird niemand den Herrn sehen, Hebräer 12:14 So tut nun Buße und bekehrt euch, dass eure Sünden vertilgt werden; Apostelgeschichte 3:19 So sehet ihr nun, dass der Mensch durch die Werke gerecht wird, nicht durch den Glauben allein. Denn gleichwie der Leib ohne Geist tot ist, also ist auch der Glaube ohne Werke tot. Jakobus 2:24,26
Vor 2 MonateK Kimsey
Oooo, yes please!!!
Vor 2 Monateшлюха
@XstonedmonkeyzX its not that deep
Vor 2 MonateXstonedmonkeyzX
Begging? Jeeesus dude calm down...
Vor 2 MonateAnthony Evans
I love when you do these type of videos they make me laugh so hard and you make my day please do more
Vor MonatMatheus Mello
"A homeless man with cash???? This guy doesn't need any more money"
Vor 2 MonateHappy Cynic.
They may have changed the title in the UK because there was an album released by a band called Babylon Zoo in the 90s called The Boy with the X-ray Eyes.
Vor 2 MonateCoolDoge
Great Video! *this movie makes me cringe harder than I've ever cringed*
Vor 2 MonateSh4rky
I like to imagine that in the Kurtis skitematic universe, everyone looks, sounds, and acts like Kurtis. Even the newborns.
Vor 2 Monatejust a random girl
like that one scene in Despicable Me
Vor 2 MonateJosias Lourenço
Jaget nach dem Frieden gegen jedermann und der Heiligung, ohne welche wird niemand den Herrn sehen, Hebräer 12:14 So tut nun Buße und bekehrt euch, dass eure Sünden vertilgt werden; Apostelgeschichte 3:19 So sehet ihr nun, dass der Mensch durch die Werke gerecht wird, nicht durch den Glauben allein. Denn gleichwie der Leib ohne Geist tot ist, also ist auch der Glaube ohne Werke tot. Jakobus 2:24,26
Vor 2 MonateI'm a Pizza
KSU and Jermaverse crossover
Vor 2 Monateairin Macdonald
@Sh4rky well now it's a prefect universe
Vor 2 MonateSh4rky
@airin Macdonald yes
Vor 2 Monatehoghu haghu
There's an app my family used to use, forget what it was called but it tracked our phones and our batteries. My family had it set to where we could see everyone in the family, so it went both ways, and we were explained why it was important and it was never used to invade our privacy. And most importantly, we weren't forced into it- We agreed to it. That's the important thing about using apps like that, they can be incredibly helpful, but have to be used responsibly to avoid violating people's privacy.
Vor 2 Monatemiosuki
Life 360
Vor 2 Monate𝕋𝕖𝕝𝕖𝕘𝕣𝕒𝕞 ⨥𝟭𝟳𝟳𝟯𝟯𝟴𝟮𝟬𝟳𝟲𝟵
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Vor 2 MonateTreyscottAdventures 2
The fact the kurtis is friends with Freddie Dredd is kinda wild
Vor 2 Monatesir cartier
I WAS WAITING FOR SOMEONE TO SAY THIS i love freddie and kurtie so im mindblown
Vor Monat𝕋𝕖𝕝𝕖𝕘𝕣𝕒𝕞 ⨥𝟭𝟳𝟳𝟯𝟯𝟴𝟮𝟬𝟳𝟲𝟵
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Vor 2 MonateEuphoriaXLV
That British accent was the most beautiful thing i have ever tasted with my ears
Vor MonatMoot343
Mmmmmmmmm *slurp* DELICIOUS EAR NOISE
Vor MonatCal Owenby
It's wonderful hearing-sauce, honestly.
Vor Monatcheese
You should watch Freddie as F.R.O.7 Its about a kid who gets turned into a frog, stays as a frog, and is a secret agent. There's more to it but I feel like it would blow your mind
Vor 2 MonateJeffrey Nathan
The most amusing thing about this 'movie' is that the cars are literally different makes, models, and even colors from shot to shot. It's like they went out of their way to have zero continuity.
Vor 2 MonateThe Odour
@Johanna Brand Ich weiß nicht, was es bedeutet. Ich verstehe nicht. Als das Auto von der Straße abkommt, riecht der Mann nach Fisch.
Vor 2 MonateJohanna Brand
@The Odour wtf is that supposed to mean lmao
Vor 2 MonateJosias Lourenço
Jaget nach dem Frieden gegen jedermann und der Heiligung, ohne welche wird niemand den Herrn sehen, Hebräer 12:14 So tut nun Buße und bekehrt euch, dass eure Sünden vertilgt werden; Apostelgeschichte 3:19 So sehet ihr nun, dass der Mensch durch die Werke gerecht wird, nicht durch den Glauben allein. Denn gleichwie der Leib ohne Geist tot ist, also ist auch der Glaube ohne Werke tot. Jakobus 2:24,26
Vor 2 MonateThe Odour
What?
Vor 2 MonateFaia Halo
@The Odour huh ??
Vor 2 MonateConnor Glisson
Tbh the best part of being a spy was the microwave that made anything You wanted
Vor MonatBrawndo: The Thirst Mutilator
If you want to see Uncle Chuck’s earlier pervy exploits, watch Revenge of the Nerds.
Vor MonatSteve Smith
Chuck is a rich guy live action role playing a poor guy and he pays the cop to bust his balls to make it feel real.
Vor 2 MonateJordanne
the sucker-burger sketch is legitimately the best one you've ever done, the plot twist was great and fantastically underscored by the editing, it's honestly true art also loved the jacob cameo!
Vor 2 Monaterzmn zs
the coolest spy gadget was definitely the microwave that could turn those little packets into a hamburger in 1 second
Vor 2 Monatefellow youtube user
be careful tho, if you hold it in for too long, the burger contents will turn into a sucker note and your friend with knives will get arrested in the airport trying to book a flight to Germany.
Vor 2 MonateJosias Lourenço
Jaget nach dem Frieden gegen jedermann und der Heiligung, ohne welche wird niemand den Herrn sehen, Hebräer 12:14 So tut nun Buße und bekehrt euch, dass eure Sünden vertilgt werden; Apostelgeschichte 3:19 So sehet ihr nun, dass der Mensch durch die Werke gerecht wird, nicht durch den Glauben allein. Denn gleichwie der Leib ohne Geist tot ist, also ist auch der Glaube ohne Werke tot. Jakobus 2:24,26
Vor 2 MonateUrbasichamilfan
Exactly that was my one wish as a kid
Vor 2 Monateshart
SO GLAD SOMEONE ELSE THOUGHT OF THIS
Vor 2 MonateVenus Beanus
LITERALLY!! I remember I used to open and close kitchen cabinets to see if it worked lmaoo
Vor 2 Monateoutoforbiit
Classic Kurtis with his knives at the airport.
Vor 2 MonateSquishy Puddle
I highly recommend watching kurtis Connor drunk this is the funniest video I’ve ever seen
Vor 2 Monateshrexygal
i am soooo here for the enemies-to-lovers storyline for the cop & the uncle
Vor 2 Monate𝕋𝕖𝕝𝕖𝕘𝕣𝕒𝕞 ⨥𝟭𝟳𝟳𝟯𝟯𝟴𝟮𝟬𝟳𝟲𝟵
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Vor 2 MonateLil Spooky
OH MY GOD U DID MY SUGGESTION KURT 😭 I am so honoured 🥲 I did indeed love this movie as a kid, but ngl even as a child I was like this is inappropriate for a kids movie. Officially my new fav Kurtis Conner video, I am in stitches from laughing so hard.
Vor 2 MonateLil Spooky
@Cassidy Charleston that’s the American spelling, I’m Australian and here the correct spelling is with a u, same as how favourite and colour are spelt without a u in the US, but are spelt with the u in Australia and the UK.
Vor 2 MonateEli Swedlo
@Cassidy Charleston bruh
Vor 2 MonateCassidy Charleston
*honored
Vor 2 MonateKay-DC
The cars changing models and colours in every shot is the most outrageously hilarious thing I've ever witnessed
Vor 2 MonateCal Owenby
@AspenRose Animations “Ah, the Dobonhonkeros. Dobonhonkeros accommodating is, uh, we know where that leads.” -Andrew Garfield
Vor 23 Tagecat
Im desperate at this point but can someone please explain to me why he showed a pic of meghan trainor when he mentioned the pedophilia in the movie very early on in the video ???? Ive never been more confused
Vor MonatAspenRose Animations
@Booba must have needed a bigger size to accommodate the dobonhonkeros, and they couldnt find one in the same color
Vor Monatcringeneer
It's probably because Stamper crushed all of the cars
Vor 2 MonateBooba
@Aldranza M he is also wearing two different shirts in the shots
Vor 2 MonateTheRumpletiltskin
The Burger skit should get an Oscar.
Vor 2 MonateLain Edwards
kurtis wasn’t holding back this video, calling out drake for being a creep and the police for racial profiling within minutes of each other dhdhhdjd
Vor 2 Monatenonchip
so they have the cia agent on a super secret mission to deliver the super secret thing, i think they just gave that to the most incompetent guy because "even you can't mess up being a postman for a day" and see what happened :'D
Vor 2 MonateJCTheSniper15
Wow. If a kid actually smashed you in the base of the skull with a fire extinguisher, you're dead. Bobby just killed a woman.
Vor MonatMikey M :D
the thumbnail alone leaves me both terrified and intrigued. Kurtis is so brave for sitting through these movies for our entertainment 😔✊🏽
Vor 2 MonateJosias Lourenço
Jaget nach dem Frieden gegen jedermann und der Heiligung, ohne welche wird niemand den Herrn sehen, Hebräer 12:14 So tut nun Buße und bekehrt euch, dass eure Sünden vertilgt werden; Apostelgeschichte 3:19 So sehet ihr nun, dass der Mensch durch die Werke gerecht wird, nicht durch den Glauben allein. Denn gleichwie der Leib ohne Geist tot ist, also ist auch der Glaube ohne Werke tot. Jakobus 2:24,26
Vor 2 MonateRizkye Zaki
https://youtu.be/FvgSwI9DWXo
Vor 2 Monateallie sparks
@Pineapple are you having a stroke?
Vor 2 MonateCory Springer
@brspringer hi fam
Vor 2 MonatePerplexed
@FelipeFiveFiveSixn It is terrifying for women because of the creepy scenes of them wanting to watch women's nudes using the X-Ray glasses
Vor 2 Monate~Andi~
22:45 Did he CHANGE CLOTHES while the shelves were falling on and crushing him? Mr Lizzie McGuire's Dad has mad skillz, bruh.
Vor 2 Monate~Andi~
@Evangeline Wood No, neither would I, had Kurtis not played it so many times! Don't worry ;) Plus, it was actually my second time watching through this part of the video, so I easily could've missed it too.
Vor 2 MonateEvangeline Wood
Wait hold up, you're right, the color of his undershirt goes from medium blue to turquoise. Holy shit, I never would have noticed that.
Vor 2 Monate𝕋𝕖𝕝𝕖𝕘𝕣𝕒𝕞 ⨥𝟭𝟳𝟳𝟯𝟯𝟴𝟮𝟬𝟳𝟲𝟵
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Vor 2 MonateReilly
Damn loved Jacob’s cameo 😂
Vor MonatSerin W
“Chuck has a crush on Dave Chapelle” has me ☠️
Vor 2 MonateSoooshi.
As a British person, I can confirm we are nothing but an urban legend.
Vor 2 MonateAlex Gray
The expression on Kurtis' face after "just fucking kiss already for me!" is the one of a man who just learned something new about himself.
Vor 2 MonateCrappy-doodle
Surprised by the words that came out of his own mouth😂
Vor 2 Monateleo hall
IM GLAD SOMEONE ELSE NOTICED FHSKFJSJKAJD
Vor 2 Monatethatpaigeperson
@Deadpool. eh shut up ya damn bot
Vor 2 MonateDeadpool.
Here is the full Clip : when I met kurtis https://youtu.be/mCfYi7634rU
Vor 2 MonateMatheus
wanna know the best (or worst) part? now days you can totally have "x-ray" goggles, just get an AR/VR headset and camera, use openCV to identify people and text to image to AI to see the bones of a person
Vor 2 MonateB.K.
Unreasonably proud of myself for saying "gadgets" out loud in sync with Kurtis
Vor 2 Monate𝕋𝕖𝕝𝕖𝕘𝕣𝕒𝕞 ⨥𝟭𝟳𝟳𝟯𝟯𝟴𝟮𝟬𝟳𝟲𝟵
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Vor 2 MonatePink Lion Gaming
When you said you under reacted to X Ray goggles, I doubt he regular researches how X Ray technology works and probably just assumed that these were expensive but not one of a kind
Vor 2 Monatepaul taylor
The sucker skit actually made me laugh
Vor MonatHowMany Monkeys
14:21 - I really wanted the empty chair to slowly turn around to reveal a second “SUCKER!” sign 😂
Vor 2 MonateHeidi Moritz
The coolest part of spy kids for me was always the food. The packets or whatever that they throw in the microwave and it comes out looking like a Burger King commercial. That and the thumb-thumbs...
Vor 2 Monate𝕋𝕖𝕝𝕖𝕘𝕣𝕒𝕞 ⨥𝟭𝟳𝟳𝟯𝟯𝟴𝟮𝟬𝟳𝟲𝟵
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Vor 2 MonateDanskeCrimeRider
This is a clear example no one really knows what radiation is and does. 17:00 - a physicist
Vor 2 MonateK Sardo
Kurtis was a huge part of my trans awakening but not in a necessarily profound way I just used to think I was a girl and then I saw him and was like dang... he look kinda dope tbh.. I kinda want to look like that
Vor 2 MonateLazyBunnyLyn
When you used the word "profound" the immediate mental image i got is kurtis descending from heaven bathe in light, just to tell you that youre trans
Vor 12 TageKevin GIllie
Please touch grass, please, I'm begging you
Vor 18 TageSara -
He also gives me major masc gender envy
Vor 22 Tage꧁ Nyxie ꧂
No cause how does he have so much gender
Vor MonatAnna Picozzi
omfg lmao i saw this comment in kurtis' instagram story
Vor Monatcake is good
Kurtis laughing at his own joke gives me so much dopamine I cannot
Vor 2 Monatehexx cfh
You cannot what?
Vor 2 Monatecricketandgraham
@KT the super koopa right? youtube please fix this goddamn bots problem 😐
Vor 2 MonateAldranza M
also when he's ashamed of his own joke- so good
Vor 2 Monatefuture hofer
Weird
Vor 2 MonateCoopIsCool
can you calm down
Vor 2 MonatePascl
to be fair, "x-ray kid" is a much catchier title
Vor 2 MonateRob Mckennie
Holy shit I had this movie, on one of those weird movie compilation DVDs 🤣
Vor MonatGeniya Bolton
I was genuinely unprepared for the burger to be missing
Vor 2 Monate𝕋𝕖𝕝𝕖𝕘𝕣𝕒𝕞 ⨥𝟭𝟳𝟳𝟯𝟯𝟴𝟮𝟬𝟳𝟲𝟵
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Vor 2 MonateZora S
at 22:46 his shirt magically changes color from a medium blue to a dark grey 😂😂😂
Vor 2 MonateShelby Hammack
fun fact: in the 30’s there were beach cops who had tape measurers and would make sure women’s bathing suits weren’t shorter than 5 inches above the knee
Vor 2 MonateShelby Hammack
@Botanicalitus yeah i saw that and hate it bc i made that username in 6th grade lmao
Vor 2 MonateBotanicalitus
Is it just me or did anyone else notice that youtube changed everyone's username to a handle with an @????
Vor 2 MonateShelby Hammack
@Phelisha same!!! i’ve been 5’6 since i was 11 so i was like 90lbs and tall 😭 i stayed in that office
Vor 2 MonateTrap Snaked Em
the good ole days
Vor 2 MonateJohn John
Hi
Vor 2 MonateVenom.Strike69
The fact that the guy didnt believe the kid when he said his gun was jammed.. even 🥴though 🥴 he has🥴 XRAY GLASSES!! WTF🗣️🤣
Vor 2 MonateFreesmart
I wish we had more so bad its good films
Vor MonatCal Owenby
I recommend Ben 10: Race Against Time(2007), Halloween Party(1989), and The Book of Henry(2017). I hope they satiate your desire.
Vor MonatMercedes Specht
You should do the movie Bug Off 😂 it’s an interesting one. I think you would enjoy watching it
Vor 2 MonateAugust
i like how kurtis just mentions he's friends with freddie dredd like it's nothing.
Vor 2 MonateStephanyMayBeauty
ok. I have to say this.... the "Sucker......Burger" storyline sucked me in, it had everything I needed in a story, surprise, deceit, plot twist, suspense and best of all horror, what else would you call it when you sit down to eat a burget and its gone "POOF!" you should be nominated for an emmy and an Oscar!!! VERY WELL DONE DESERVES A like
Vor 2 Monate127Faby
YES I WAS THINKING THE SAME THING HAHAHAHA
Vor Monatdoobydap
CAN U PLSSS REACT TO ‘THE STARVING GAMES’ it is the best worst spoof movie EVERRRR
Vor 2 MonateKissyAdair💋
I laughed so hard. This is why I watch every video Kurtis drops. He's hilarious.
Vor 2 MonateFirðirk
You wanna see the rest of the comment? Sucker!
Vor 2 MonateGoblinPecker
Sucker burger? Isn't that the guy that made facebook
Vor 2 MonateVaughn Raley
Cancel you for doing a (bad) British accent? You forgot two major rules in racism: 1 - You can't be racist against your own race 2 - It is impossible to be racist towards any white person
Vor MonatReba McImTired
You’re a little confused, but you’ve got the spirit.
Vor MonatBeth Amphetamine
Loved the missing burger twist!!
Vor 2 MonateCheesyBugger 76
4:13 the fact that if you take another look he'd actually already successfully turned the corner before flying off the road 😟 dude can't even drive straight, how tf is he in the CIA?
Vor Monatwail27
You guys called those x-ray goggles? I always callthem breast cancer ray
Vor 2 Monategabby v
a movie commentary was just what i needed to get through the rest of the year
Vor 2 Monate💮• Morii•💮
I cannot believe there's only one more month until this year is finally over. And then we have to pray that everything just dies down and it's not as crazy as the last 3 years
Vor 2 Monateellifsyaa
Same I needed this commentary video so much otherwise I would have spontaneously combusted dee- no but seriously it’s funny
Vor 2 MonateVuokko T
@Don't miss it Yeah, that is not the link to Never Gonna Give You Up.
Vor 2 Monatehere is the full clip
Here is the full clip explaining why dad left you: (Making fun of bots) *https://youtu.be/vn8WdvkmTGs*
Vor 2 MonateDon't miss it
Here is the full video : Nоt RiскrоII https://youtu.be/jhTTxdBKSyI
Vor 2 MonateWhy Xanthe!?
Now I want to put "sucker" in every drawer in my house, thanks for the idea Kurtis
Vor 2 MonateRainbow Flower
"Sucker? I barely know her"
Vor 2 MonatePat Mack
Not familiar w/ your channel , I stumbled across it and had to stop. The wisdom to be told from a Mullet+Stache combo like that intrigued my intrest.
Vor MonatElias Hayes
As a Brit, I can say that joke was funny. And the follow up
Vor 2 MonateRob Speed
There are four kids on Malcolm in the Middle. The eldest son, Francis, is at military school. He's played by Danny Masterson's [spits] brother, Chris.
Vor Monatspamton
actually, there’s six, you’re forgetting their Basement Goblin Child
Vor 12 TageIzworth
There's actually five. You're forgetting the small child they added later but I don't blame you, I barely noticed that kid was there lol
Vor MonatKate Murray
kurtis i just gotta tell you this is genuinely such a good video. like the drake jokes, stamper driving, JACOB MAKING A CAMEO? being a married man maxed out your comedy skills. welcome back man!!!!!
Vor 2 MonateCal Owenby
I agree. It’s now one of my favorite videos of Kurtis’s!
Vor 2 MonateAnomalousAnimates
@Dana Cornish ok, also remind me when the scam comment is gone so i can delete my comment
Vor 2 MonateDarkawk
Kurtis's videos are legit more entertaining than 95% of Netflix no cap
Vor 2 MonateDana Cornish
@AnomalousAnimates Report the comment
Vor 2 MonateAnomalousAnimates
^^scam
Vor 2 MonateDave Van Vlerah
"Lizzie Mcguire's dad". Holy shit did that make me feel old. Lmao
Vor Monatalena andrews
20:20 - well to be fair, there are a lot of places in the US that feel like that. where there streets are empty and there is nobody around
Vor Monatrachelreine
Kurtis- everyone knows the coolest gadget was the microwave that made instant McDonalds
Vor MonatXx_xtremeskateboard6 9
I love the subtle referencing of fat rats in this video. Very clever
Vor 2 Monate𝕋𝕖𝕝𝕖𝕘𝕣𝕒𝕞 ⨥𝟭𝟳𝟳𝟯𝟯𝟴𝟮𝟬𝟳𝟲𝟵
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Vor 2 MonateMadison
Like every x-ray technology in movies, sometimes you see through the skin to bones and sometimes you just see through clothes. Sacrifice continuity for those artfully crafted perv scenes!
Vor 2 MonateMadison
@Daniel Gomez ah I didn’t notice! Ok I can accept that
Vor 2 MonateJosias Lourenço
Jaget nach dem Frieden gegen jedermann und der Heiligung, ohne welche wird niemand den Herrn sehen, Hebräer 12:14 So tut nun Buße und bekehrt euch, dass eure Sünden vertilgt werden; Apostelgeschichte 3:19 So sehet ihr nun, dass der Mensch durch die Werke gerecht wird, nicht durch den Glauben allein. Denn gleichwie der Leib ohne Geist tot ist, also ist auch der Glaube ohne Werke tot. Jakobus 2:24,26
Vor 2 MonateLauren
@Daniel Gomez yeah they implied it could be adjusted for different things, haha
Vor 2 MonateDev For Fun
@Trinu Pose it used to be possible, but after Malcolm used it on a coworker and she complained to hr they added a filter
Vor 2 MonateTrinu Pose
I love that they can also see through clothes but NOT bras
Vor 2 MonateLeah Estella
"Lizzie Maguire's dad" is the legendary lead from Revenge of the Nerds. Thanks. Love, your elder Millennial.
Vor MonatJeremy Ross
Kurtis, I would love to see you do a review of Suburban Sasquatch. It is up there with The Room and Birdemic with how hilariously terrible it is.
Vor MonatAngie Pettet
i'm rewatching this video and literally only just noticed the bigfoot shirt.
Vor Monat〜Willow〜
All jokes aside I hope Jacob gets better 🙂
Vor MonatTheSuspectagirl
He's fine!
Vor MonatKira Webster
cannot believe "Stamper? I hardly know her" wasn't uttered a single time
Vor 2 Monatecandiiboo
I waited for it LMAO
Vor 2 MonateSabah
check the description tho 😎
Vor 2 Monate