This Unhinged 90’s Movie Should Not Exist

treedeer thethingy
treedeer thethingy

Kurtis calling the beach cop a pig and then immediately turning around and shipping him with the other guy is funnier than anything in this entire movie

Vor 2 Monate
BitterCharmer
BitterCharmer

@Ham Sandwich bait

Vor Tag
Sam Arnold
Sam Arnold

@Ham Sandwich bffr

Vor 2 Tage
Olivia
Olivia

Dude reading this out of context is the funniest thing ever

Vor Monat
Jaan K. Peterson
Jaan K. Peterson

@Namereport it

Vor Monat
Sanchita Kesarkar
Sanchita Kesarkar

@Nameez

Vor Monat
BungaloHippo
BungaloHippo

the brain cancer bit with sitcom special guest wooping and cheering when jacob is introduced with the cheering gettin louder and louder and the last zoom in with jacob saying fuck you almost unintelligibly under the loud cheering really cracked me the fuck up. ahh kurtis and his crew of hilarious friends! love them

Vor 2 Monate
Pokaay
Pokaay

He just keeps making shit that is funny I have no idea how he does it

Vor 17 Tage
Husyay
Husyay

the reason the cia agent is so terrible at driving is because the actor was possessed by the spirit of Cosmo and the people making the movie didn't wanna try and redo the scenes

Vor 2 Monate
Blossom The CubeCat
Blossom The CubeCat

THE cosmo from fairy odd parents?

Vor Monat
𝕋𝕖𝕝𝕖𝕘𝕣𝕒𝕞 ⨥𝟭𝟳𝟳𝟯𝟯𝟴𝟮𝟬𝟳𝟲𝟵
𝕋𝕖𝕝𝕖𝕘𝕣𝕒𝕞 ⨥𝟭𝟳𝟳𝟯𝟯𝟴𝟮𝟬𝟳𝟲𝟵

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Vor 2 Monate
Mihaela Joe
Mihaela Joe

Who else hopes that Kurtis will keep the "yeah" like he kept the "balls" sound?

Vor 2 Monate
Espacichum
Espacichum

yeah.

Vor 2 Monate
Yami Yugi
Yami Yugi

He will I believe in him

Vor 2 Monate
𝕋𝕖𝕝𝕖𝕘𝕣𝕒𝕞 ⨥𝟭𝟳𝟳𝟯𝟯𝟴𝟮𝟬𝟳𝟲𝟵
𝕋𝕖𝕝𝕖𝕘𝕣𝕒𝕞 ⨥𝟭𝟳𝟳𝟯𝟯𝟴𝟮𝟬𝟳𝟲𝟵

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Vor 2 Monate
Raven
Raven

i also hope he keeps using the car going off the cliff clip

Vor 2 Monate
Kalialuv ♥️
Kalialuv ♥️

That Black Sea joke was way outta pocket💀💀

Vor 2 Monate
fmadiva
fmadiva

Took me out in the best way fr 😂😂😂😂😂

Vor Monat
Vella Clayton
Vella Clayton

Honestly I thought that shit was so funny 😂

Vor Monat
Xiphactinus Audax
Xiphactinus Audax

I thought it was a random choice for a body of water until I saw this comment and thought about it for a couple seconds

Vor Monat
Grant Slater
Grant Slater

Out of no where like a RKO

Vor Monat
vic brown
vic brown

I was in shock for a second tbh

Vor 2 Monate
João Pedro Cypriano
João Pedro Cypriano

I wish someone would compile all “I hardly know her” jokes kurtis ever said in one video

Vor 2 Monate
alps soda
alps soda

@lee UM BR AQUIIIII

Vor 5 Tage
ThatGuy
ThatGuy

Stamper, I barely know her

Vor 7 Tage
MarshMilo
MarshMilo

@Marilyn Maraj lmaoo!!!

Vor 12 Tage
Marilyn Maraj
Marilyn Maraj

@MarshMilo noted! I’m compiling it all but I also use kurtis as a sleep aid so this has proven to be a challenge 😂

Vor 12 Tage
Anynonymous
Anynonymous

@Josias Lourenço shut.

Vor 13 Tage
Keebs
Keebs

I think it's quite nice that the guy who just dicks around on the beach looking for treasures wants to use this mind-blowing technology to just... keep doing that but just a bit more efficiently. It shows a character who is exactly where he wants to be in life. (It's also what I find nice about Linus in Stardew Valley. He knows how he wants to live no matter how difficult it can get.)

Vor 2 Monate
Depression Pie
Depression Pie

Based sdv reference!!!!

Vor Monat
Keebs
Keebs

@Charlotte Walther I'm not sure if, even if he was romantically involved with the player character, he would want to set up on our farm. He's a free spirit, and is friends with the Wizard (you see him hanging out with the Wizard at the Stardew version of Halloween) and has the history lore about being an adventurer. His existing camp near the caves is close enough to our farm, the onsen he likes to hang out by, and the lake he likes to look out over. I feel like he'd stay there regardless, because anything else would seem like charity from us, the player. Even if we're full friendship hearts he doesn't move in as a roommate (like Krobus) because he wants to be close to nature. Even a farm isn't really nature, not to him I'd imagine. It's an industry. The plants that grow are only there to be cut down for money, etc. I think about Linus a lot lol

Vor 2 Monate
Charlotte Walther
Charlotte Walther

Linus is hands down the best character in stardew valley and I’m so sad you can’t marry him because I would and I’d let him set up his camp on the farm if he doesn’t wanna live in the house with me. Personal space is important and I get his mindset. Capitalism sucks.

Vor 2 Monate
Blizzard_the_seal
Blizzard_the_seal

YES YES YES I ALSO THOUGHT OF LINUS :’) i havent played too much stardew (read: 100 hrs) and linus is the ONLY character i’ve reached full hearts with 😭

Vor 2 Monate
Rosa Castillo
Rosa Castillo

@Keebs ur comment made me regain faith in humanity... idk why. i just love stardew valley ig

Vor 2 Monate
cheese
cheese

'I think it's time for our secret agent, "we cant let the bad guys take us alive" pills'.. what a line

Vor 2 Monate
bacon feet
bacon feet

@Riley L cyanide flintstones gummies

Vor Monat
Riley L
Riley L

They're kid friendly cyanide pills 👀

Vor 2 Monate
eyespliced
eyespliced

And the twist is that this entire movie was a lucid/fever/day dream Reese was having in a random filler episode of malcom in the middle.

Vor 2 Monate
Because I'm a fan
Because I'm a fan

😂😂

Vor Monat
RandomAssHumanBeing207
RandomAssHumanBeing207

The whole reason why chuck and the lifeguard got together was because they knew chuck and the officer were meant for each other, and this is the 1990’s, so they wouldn’t allow that.

Vor Monat
RandomAssHumanBeing207
RandomAssHumanBeing207

@GayJayy YES, that’s exactly what. Only legends know this truth.

Vor 14 Tage
GayJayy
GayJayy

They all have an agreement for Chuck and the officer to have a secret relationship and the lifeguard will be Chuck's "beard".

Vor 14 Tage
Cal Owenby
Cal Owenby

That’s a really good theory, actually.

Vor 23 Tage
tangear
tangear

I honestly was more invested in the knife and hamburger skit than the scenes of the movie. The premise was much more promising.

Vor 2 Monate
Blossom The CubeCat
Blossom The CubeCat

@Josias Lourenço nobody asked

Vor Monat
Josias Lourenço
Josias Lourenço

Jaget nach dem Frieden gegen jedermann und der Heiligung, ohne welche wird niemand den Herrn sehen, Hebräer 12:14 So tut nun Buße und bekehrt euch, dass eure Sünden vertilgt werden; Apostelgeschichte 3:19 So sehet ihr nun, dass der Mensch durch die Werke gerecht wird, nicht durch den Glauben allein. Denn gleichwie der Leib ohne Geist tot ist, also ist auch der Glaube ohne Werke tot. Jakobus 2:24,26

Vor 2 Monate
Miip
Miip

Same

Vor 2 Monate
Icyboi
Icyboi

I was fucking dying

Vor 2 Monate
the only caprisun
the only caprisun

Seriously, the movie was just that bad that the skit Kurtis made was better, it’s kinda funny in a sense, lmao

Vor 2 Monate
Waylon Chaos
Waylon Chaos

I love how fast the chase scene escalates in absurdity 24:21

Vor 2 Monate
𝕋𝕖𝕝𝕖𝕘𝕣𝕒𝕞 ⨥𝟭𝟳𝟳𝟯𝟯𝟴𝟮𝟬𝟳𝟲𝟵
𝕋𝕖𝕝𝕖𝕘𝕣𝕒𝕞 ⨥𝟭𝟳𝟳𝟯𝟯𝟴𝟮𝟬𝟳𝟲𝟵

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Vor 2 Monate
Rhys B
Rhys B

The twist in the burger skit is better than any twist I've seen in a movie in many years.

Vor Monat
socialgutbrain777
socialgutbrain777

The chase scene was absolutely delightful. That shit sounded like I was in build mode in the Sims

Vor 2 Monate
Parkerkay16
Parkerkay16

The Millie Bobby Brown bit killed me had me rolling on the floor 😂

Vor Monat
Umi
Umi

Kurtis appearing from nothingness is proof he mastered being a magician after all these years

Vor 2 Monate
your new husband
your new husband

@Jayme Vosburgh aren't we all

Vor 2 Monate
GhostDogg
GhostDogg

Bibbliboo

Vor 2 Monate
nyx cat
nyx cat

It’s because he’s followed Danny for over a month

Vor 2 Monate
henri
henri

not the homophobic pejorative

Vor 2 Monate
henri
henri

proof more like poof

Vor 2 Monate
Cyndaqueer
Cyndaqueer

How tf does Kurtis just drop that he’s friends with Freddie Dredd

Vor 2 Monate
Kiriel Salway
Kiriel Salway

was bouta comment this 🤣

Vor Monat
m
m

the way I KNEW where this was going when he said that their depiction of the terrorist was crazy 💀

Vor 2 Monate
no
no

one of the many reasons this movie makes me unfathomably angry

Vor Monat
ericaploof
ericaploof

It's giving...Angels and Demons. 💀

Vor Monat
The_Peasant_Almighty
The_Peasant_Almighty

Isn’t this pre-9/11 too?

Vor Monat
m
m

@alia struggle is real

Vor 2 Monate
hihi
hihi

I just kept saying to myself "SURLEY they won’t do it, it’s such a dead joke" well yeah.. what was I expecting tbh

Vor 2 Monate
Dominique Joly
Dominique Joly

Kurtis' "Sucker" bit alone is WAY better than this whole movie could even *try* to be! 😆

Vor Monat
differentbutsimilar
differentbutsimilar

I LOVE that scene with epic crash and him just casually crawling out of the sea unscathed, covered in seaweed, like he's a Terminator... ONLY to pivot to doing a relaxed hair flip and staring placidly off towards the horizon, as if he was thinking "Geez. I've gotta be more careful." Y'know, like you or I might think after almost tripping over slight rise in the sidewalk. Just kind of a weird day for him, I guess. We could all learn some lessons in taking things in stride from him. He's a certified badass for that. What an absolute dude. That's the most graceful recovery I have ever seen in my life. That man has 9 lives. One time, my cat slipped off of a little jut 15 feet up in the living room wall and she took it about as well as this man. I don't think even she knew or cared that she just fell 15 feet. Just carried right on like nothin happened. You yourself would think she planned it that way.

Vor 2 Monate
MultishipperBish
MultishipperBish

clearly chuck kept up his beach treasure-digging lifestyle so he could see the cop and further drive their romance plot

Vor 2 Monate
Belle Kelly
Belle Kelly

@sagapulastation We already know the answer, and we didn't want to

Vor 11 Tage
your new husband
your new husband

@sagapulastation um why do you ask why do you need to know do you think that why 😟

Vor 2 Monate
i am addicted to acnh please help
i am addicted to acnh please help

@sagapulastation yes they have isnt it obvious

Vor 2 Monate
sagapulastation
sagapulastation

Do you think theyve ever explored each others bodies on the beach

Vor 2 Monate
Vaishnavi Singh
Vaishnavi Singh

I was thinking it the whole time IT'S A CLASSIC TROUPE

Vor 2 Monate
Nicole Chaney
Nicole Chaney

Kurtis is more loyal to HelloFresh than many men are to their wives

Vor 2 Monate
Ukrainian sturgeon
Ukrainian sturgeon

Accurate the other way around as well. A lot of people are unfaithful.

Vor 2 Monate
Frick
Frick

LOL

Vor 2 Monate
𝕋𝕖𝕝𝕖𝕘𝕣𝕒𝕞 ⨥𝟭𝟳𝟳𝟯𝟯𝟴𝟮𝟬𝟳𝟲𝟵
𝕋𝕖𝕝𝕖𝕘𝕣𝕒𝕞 ⨥𝟭𝟳𝟳𝟯𝟯𝟴𝟮𝟬𝟳𝟲𝟵

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Vor 2 Monate
The Queen Of Cringe
The Queen Of Cringe

The Dream jokes and then calling the goggles “goggies” was a MISTAKE Kurtis. You have summoned a beast and it’s only a matter of time before it arrives on your doorstep

Vor 2 Monate
Chibuzor
Chibuzor

Dude's sketches somehow got more unhinged and more hilarious, I love it!

Vor 2 Monate
𝕋𝕖𝕝𝕖𝕘𝕣𝕒𝕞 ⨥𝟭𝟳𝟳𝟯𝟯𝟴𝟮𝟬𝟳𝟲𝟵
𝕋𝕖𝕝𝕖𝕘𝕣𝕒𝕞 ⨥𝟭𝟳𝟳𝟯𝟯𝟴𝟮𝟬𝟳𝟲𝟵

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Vor 2 Monate
DistantLoner
DistantLoner

"Shoot that little pervert!" The goggles might have curse of vanishing!

Vor 2 Monate
𝕋𝕖𝕝𝕖𝕘𝕣𝕒𝕞 ⨥𝟭𝟳𝟳𝟯𝟯𝟴𝟮𝟬𝟳𝟲𝟵
𝕋𝕖𝕝𝕖𝕘𝕣𝕒𝕞 ⨥𝟭𝟳𝟳𝟯𝟯𝟴𝟮𝟬𝟳𝟲𝟵

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Vor 2 Monate
SalmonOfK84
SalmonOfK84

If I had a nickel for every time a Malcolm in the Middle actor ogled someone using x-ray goggles, I'd have two nickels. Which isn't a lot, but it's weird it happened twice.

Vor 2 Monate
airin Macdonald
airin Macdonald

​@Josias Lourençoballs

Vor 22 Tage
Josias Lourenço
Josias Lourenço

Jaget nach dem Frieden gegen jedermann und der Heiligung, ohne welche wird niemand den Herrn sehen, Hebräer 12:14 So tut nun Buße und bekehrt euch, dass eure Sünden vertilgt werden; Apostelgeschichte 3:19 So sehet ihr nun, dass der Mensch durch die Werke gerecht wird, nicht durch den Glauben allein. Denn gleichwie der Leib ohne Geist tot ist, also ist auch der Glaube ohne Werke tot. Jakobus 2:24,26

Vor 2 Monate
Kai Dupree
Kai Dupree

@And Siri Is Stupid Yes Siri isn’t the only one

Vor 2 Monate
may
may

@And Siri Is Stupid Yes stay mad doofenshmirtz rules

Vor 2 Monate
And Siri Is Stupid Yes
And Siri Is Stupid Yes

If I had a nickel for every time someone made an unoriginal joke like this, I’d have two nickels, which isn’t a lot but it’s weird it happened twice. Who am I kidding? I’d be a freaking billionaire.

Vor 2 Monate
4077Disc
4077Disc

There are actually 4 kids in Malcolm in the Middle. The oldest one is late high school/college age and away from home, but he still exists, Kurtis. Sheesh

Vor 2 Monate
GayJayy
GayJayy

@Medianoche In a sense, yes and no. Yes, he's still his parents kid. No, he's technically a late teen/early adult.

Vor 14 Tage
betp
betp

francis erasure

Vor Monat
Xiphactinus Audax
Xiphactinus Audax

@Medianoche He is because he's a child and also there's actually 5 but if he meant just the ones still in the house there's 2

Vor Monat
Medianoche
Medianoche

Then he's not a kid is he?

Vor Monat
Sirdeathvids
Sirdeathvids

5 if you count Jamie

Vor 2 Monate
Rik
Rik

2:48 I love how he always dramatically calls out his misspeaks, cause I do the same damn thing

Vor 2 Monate
Enga
Enga

Stacy’s Mom blows this movie’s perverted teenage boy antics out of the water, I’d love to see a review of that movie

Vor 2 Monate
Enga
Enga

@hug bug It's one of the funniest, most confusing bad movies I've ever seen, pls watch it if you get the chance

Vor 2 Monate
Chat Noir
Chat Noir

@hug bug Yeah what?? And more importantly, WHY?

Vor 2 Monate
hug bug
hug bug

I thought it was a song? There's a movie too?!

Vor 2 Monate
Viccolas Vic
Viccolas Vic

The millie bobby brown clip made my jaw drop

Vor 2 Monate
mosswoss coss
mosswoss coss

she's 12, drake.

Vor Monat
bill bill
bill bill

@MrZer093 Well that and of course the video where he asks a girl her age, she says underage, and he still lets her dance on him on stage.

Vor Monat
Brawndo: The Thirst Mutilator
Brawndo: The Thirst Mutilator

A few years back some stripper put him on blast in an interview for constantly requesting his Sheriff’s Badge™️ to be licked.

Vor Monat
MrZer093
MrZer093

There ain’t no proof but people def be waiting for that story to drop. Right now, all he be doing is talking in an inappropriate way to kids

Vor Monat
MissDraiha
MissDraiha

Yep definite creep factor

Vor 2 Monate
·FuzzySlop·
·FuzzySlop·

Kurtis, I am BEGGING you to watch a Canadian 80's movie called "The Peanut Butter Solution". It has a more crazy plot than Goat Story, I am NOT shitting you.

Vor 2 Monate
XstonedmonkeyzX
XstonedmonkeyzX

Ungfth Fahden

Vor 2 Monate
Josias Lourenço
Josias Lourenço

Jaget nach dem Frieden gegen jedermann und der Heiligung, ohne welche wird niemand den Herrn sehen, Hebräer 12:14 So tut nun Buße und bekehrt euch, dass eure Sünden vertilgt werden; Apostelgeschichte 3:19 So sehet ihr nun, dass der Mensch durch die Werke gerecht wird, nicht durch den Glauben allein. Denn gleichwie der Leib ohne Geist tot ist, also ist auch der Glaube ohne Werke tot. Jakobus 2:24,26

Vor 2 Monate
K Kimsey
K Kimsey

Oooo, yes please!!!

Vor 2 Monate
шлюха
шлюха

@XstonedmonkeyzX its not that deep

Vor 2 Monate
XstonedmonkeyzX
XstonedmonkeyzX

Begging? Jeeesus dude calm down...

Vor 2 Monate
Anthony Evans
Anthony Evans

I love when you do these type of videos they make me laugh so hard and you make my day please do more

Vor Monat
Matheus Mello
Matheus Mello

"A homeless man with cash???? This guy doesn't need any more money"

Vor 2 Monate
Happy Cynic.
Happy Cynic.

They may have changed the title in the UK because there was an album released by a band called Babylon Zoo in the 90s called The Boy with the X-ray Eyes.

Vor 2 Monate
CoolDoge
CoolDoge

Great Video! *this movie makes me cringe harder than I've ever cringed*

Vor 2 Monate
Sh4rky
Sh4rky

I like to imagine that in the Kurtis skitematic universe, everyone looks, sounds, and acts like Kurtis. Even the newborns.

Vor 2 Monate
just a random girl
just a random girl

like that one scene in Despicable Me

Vor 2 Monate
Josias Lourenço
Josias Lourenço

Jaget nach dem Frieden gegen jedermann und der Heiligung, ohne welche wird niemand den Herrn sehen, Hebräer 12:14 So tut nun Buße und bekehrt euch, dass eure Sünden vertilgt werden; Apostelgeschichte 3:19 So sehet ihr nun, dass der Mensch durch die Werke gerecht wird, nicht durch den Glauben allein. Denn gleichwie der Leib ohne Geist tot ist, also ist auch der Glaube ohne Werke tot. Jakobus 2:24,26

Vor 2 Monate
I'm a Pizza
I'm a Pizza

KSU and Jermaverse crossover

Vor 2 Monate
airin Macdonald
airin Macdonald

@Sh4rky well now it's a prefect universe

Vor 2 Monate
Sh4rky
Sh4rky

@airin Macdonald yes

Vor 2 Monate
hoghu haghu
hoghu haghu

There's an app my family used to use, forget what it was called but it tracked our phones and our batteries. My family had it set to where we could see everyone in the family, so it went both ways, and we were explained why it was important and it was never used to invade our privacy. And most importantly, we weren't forced into it- We agreed to it. That's the important thing about using apps like that, they can be incredibly helpful, but have to be used responsibly to avoid violating people's privacy.

Vor 2 Monate
miosuki
miosuki

Life 360

Vor 2 Monate
𝕋𝕖𝕝𝕖𝕘𝕣𝕒𝕞 ⨥𝟭𝟳𝟳𝟯𝟯𝟴𝟮𝟬𝟳𝟲𝟵
𝕋𝕖𝕝𝕖𝕘𝕣𝕒𝕞 ⨥𝟭𝟳𝟳𝟯𝟯𝟴𝟮𝟬𝟳𝟲𝟵

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Vor 2 Monate
TreyscottAdventures 2
TreyscottAdventures 2

The fact the kurtis is friends with Freddie Dredd is kinda wild

Vor 2 Monate
sir cartier
sir cartier

I WAS WAITING FOR SOMEONE TO SAY THIS i love freddie and kurtie so im mindblown

Vor Monat
𝕋𝕖𝕝𝕖𝕘𝕣𝕒𝕞 ⨥𝟭𝟳𝟳𝟯𝟯𝟴𝟮𝟬𝟳𝟲𝟵
𝕋𝕖𝕝𝕖𝕘𝕣𝕒𝕞 ⨥𝟭𝟳𝟳𝟯𝟯𝟴𝟮𝟬𝟳𝟲𝟵

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Vor 2 Monate
EuphoriaXLV
EuphoriaXLV

That British accent was the most beautiful thing i have ever tasted with my ears

Vor Monat
Moot343
Moot343

Mmmmmmmmm *slurp* DELICIOUS EAR NOISE

Vor Monat
Cal Owenby
Cal Owenby

It's wonderful hearing-sauce, honestly.

Vor Monat
cheese
cheese

You should watch Freddie as F.R.O.7 Its about a kid who gets turned into a frog, stays as a frog, and is a secret agent. There's more to it but I feel like it would blow your mind

Vor 2 Monate
Jeffrey Nathan
Jeffrey Nathan

The most amusing thing about this 'movie' is that the cars are literally different makes, models, and even colors from shot to shot. It's like they went out of their way to have zero continuity.

Vor 2 Monate
The Odour
The Odour

@Johanna Brand Ich weiß nicht, was es bedeutet. Ich verstehe nicht. Als das Auto von der Straße abkommt, riecht der Mann nach Fisch.

Vor 2 Monate
Johanna Brand
Johanna Brand

@The Odour wtf is that supposed to mean lmao

Vor 2 Monate
Josias Lourenço
Josias Lourenço

Jaget nach dem Frieden gegen jedermann und der Heiligung, ohne welche wird niemand den Herrn sehen, Hebräer 12:14 So tut nun Buße und bekehrt euch, dass eure Sünden vertilgt werden; Apostelgeschichte 3:19 So sehet ihr nun, dass der Mensch durch die Werke gerecht wird, nicht durch den Glauben allein. Denn gleichwie der Leib ohne Geist tot ist, also ist auch der Glaube ohne Werke tot. Jakobus 2:24,26

Vor 2 Monate
The Odour
The Odour

What?

Vor 2 Monate
Faia Halo
Faia Halo

@The Odour huh ??

Vor 2 Monate
Connor Glisson
Connor Glisson

Tbh the best part of being a spy was the microwave that made anything You wanted

Vor Monat
Brawndo: The Thirst Mutilator
Brawndo: The Thirst Mutilator

If you want to see Uncle Chuck’s earlier pervy exploits, watch Revenge of the Nerds.

Vor Monat
Steve Smith
Steve Smith

Chuck is a rich guy live action role playing a poor guy and he pays the cop to bust his balls to make it feel real.

Vor 2 Monate
Jordanne
Jordanne

the sucker-burger sketch is legitimately the best one you've ever done, the plot twist was great and fantastically underscored by the editing, it's honestly true art also loved the jacob cameo!

Vor 2 Monate
rzmn zs
rzmn zs

the coolest spy gadget was definitely the microwave that could turn those little packets into a hamburger in 1 second

Vor 2 Monate
fellow youtube user
fellow youtube user

be careful tho, if you hold it in for too long, the burger contents will turn into a sucker note and your friend with knives will get arrested in the airport trying to book a flight to Germany.

Vor 2 Monate
Josias Lourenço
Josias Lourenço

Jaget nach dem Frieden gegen jedermann und der Heiligung, ohne welche wird niemand den Herrn sehen, Hebräer 12:14 So tut nun Buße und bekehrt euch, dass eure Sünden vertilgt werden; Apostelgeschichte 3:19 So sehet ihr nun, dass der Mensch durch die Werke gerecht wird, nicht durch den Glauben allein. Denn gleichwie der Leib ohne Geist tot ist, also ist auch der Glaube ohne Werke tot. Jakobus 2:24,26

Vor 2 Monate
Urbasichamilfan
Urbasichamilfan

Exactly that was my one wish as a kid

Vor 2 Monate
shart
shart

SO GLAD SOMEONE ELSE THOUGHT OF THIS

Vor 2 Monate
Venus Beanus
Venus Beanus

LITERALLY!! I remember I used to open and close kitchen cabinets to see if it worked lmaoo

Vor 2 Monate
outoforbiit
outoforbiit

Classic Kurtis with his knives at the airport.

Vor 2 Monate
Squishy Puddle
Squishy Puddle

I highly recommend watching kurtis Connor drunk this is the funniest video I’ve ever seen

Vor 2 Monate
shrexygal
shrexygal

i am soooo here for the enemies-to-lovers storyline for the cop & the uncle

Vor 2 Monate
𝕋𝕖𝕝𝕖𝕘𝕣𝕒𝕞 ⨥𝟭𝟳𝟳𝟯𝟯𝟴𝟮𝟬𝟳𝟲𝟵
𝕋𝕖𝕝𝕖𝕘𝕣𝕒𝕞 ⨥𝟭𝟳𝟳𝟯𝟯𝟴𝟮𝟬𝟳𝟲𝟵

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Vor 2 Monate
Lil Spooky
Lil Spooky

OH MY GOD U DID MY SUGGESTION KURT 😭 I am so honoured 🥲 I did indeed love this movie as a kid, but ngl even as a child I was like this is inappropriate for a kids movie. Officially my new fav Kurtis Conner video, I am in stitches from laughing so hard.

Vor 2 Monate
Lil Spooky
Lil Spooky

@Cassidy Charleston that’s the American spelling, I’m Australian and here the correct spelling is with a u, same as how favourite and colour are spelt without a u in the US, but are spelt with the u in Australia and the UK.

Vor 2 Monate
Eli Swedlo
Eli Swedlo

@Cassidy Charleston bruh

Vor 2 Monate
Cassidy Charleston
Cassidy Charleston

*honored

Vor 2 Monate
Kay-DC
Kay-DC

The cars changing models and colours in every shot is the most outrageously hilarious thing I've ever witnessed

Vor 2 Monate
Cal Owenby
Cal Owenby

@AspenRose Animations “Ah, the Dobonhonkeros. Dobonhonkeros accommodating is, uh, we know where that leads.” -Andrew Garfield

Vor 23 Tage
cat
cat

Im desperate at this point but can someone please explain to me why he showed a pic of meghan trainor when he mentioned the pedophilia in the movie very early on in the video ???? Ive never been more confused

Vor Monat
AspenRose Animations
AspenRose Animations

@Booba must have needed a bigger size to accommodate the dobonhonkeros, and they couldnt find one in the same color

Vor Monat
cringeneer
cringeneer

It's probably because Stamper crushed all of the cars

Vor 2 Monate
Booba
Booba

@Aldranza M he is also wearing two different shirts in the shots

Vor 2 Monate
TheRumpletiltskin
TheRumpletiltskin

The Burger skit should get an Oscar.

Vor 2 Monate
Lain Edwards
Lain Edwards

kurtis wasn’t holding back this video, calling out drake for being a creep and the police for racial profiling within minutes of each other dhdhhdjd

Vor 2 Monate
nonchip
nonchip

so they have the cia agent on a super secret mission to deliver the super secret thing, i think they just gave that to the most incompetent guy because "even you can't mess up being a postman for a day" and see what happened :'D

Vor 2 Monate
JCTheSniper15
JCTheSniper15

Wow. If a kid actually smashed you in the base of the skull with a fire extinguisher, you're dead. Bobby just killed a woman.

Vor Monat
Mikey M :D
Mikey M :D

the thumbnail alone leaves me both terrified and intrigued. Kurtis is so brave for sitting through these movies for our entertainment 😔✊🏽

Vor 2 Monate
Josias Lourenço
Josias Lourenço

Jaget nach dem Frieden gegen jedermann und der Heiligung, ohne welche wird niemand den Herrn sehen, Hebräer 12:14 So tut nun Buße und bekehrt euch, dass eure Sünden vertilgt werden; Apostelgeschichte 3:19 So sehet ihr nun, dass der Mensch durch die Werke gerecht wird, nicht durch den Glauben allein. Denn gleichwie der Leib ohne Geist tot ist, also ist auch der Glaube ohne Werke tot. Jakobus 2:24,26

Vor 2 Monate
Rizkye Zaki
Rizkye Zaki

https://youtu.be/FvgSwI9DWXo

Vor 2 Monate
allie sparks
allie sparks

@Pineapple are you having a stroke?

Vor 2 Monate
Cory Springer
Cory Springer

@brspringer hi fam

Vor 2 Monate
Perplexed
Perplexed

@FelipeFiveFiveSixn It is terrifying for women because of the creepy scenes of them wanting to watch women's nudes using the X-Ray glasses

Vor 2 Monate
~Andi~
~Andi~

22:45 Did he CHANGE CLOTHES while the shelves were falling on and crushing him? Mr Lizzie McGuire's Dad has mad skillz, bruh.

Vor 2 Monate
~Andi~
~Andi~

@Evangeline Wood No, neither would I, had Kurtis not played it so many times! Don't worry ;) Plus, it was actually my second time watching through this part of the video, so I easily could've missed it too.

Vor 2 Monate
Evangeline Wood
Evangeline Wood

Wait hold up, you're right, the color of his undershirt goes from medium blue to turquoise. Holy shit, I never would have noticed that.

Vor 2 Monate
𝕋𝕖𝕝𝕖𝕘𝕣𝕒𝕞 ⨥𝟭𝟳𝟳𝟯𝟯𝟴𝟮𝟬𝟳𝟲𝟵
𝕋𝕖𝕝𝕖𝕘𝕣𝕒𝕞 ⨥𝟭𝟳𝟳𝟯𝟯𝟴𝟮𝟬𝟳𝟲𝟵

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Vor 2 Monate
Reilly
Reilly

Damn loved Jacob’s cameo 😂

Vor Monat
Serin W
Serin W

“Chuck has a crush on Dave Chapelle” has me ☠️

Vor 2 Monate
Soooshi.
Soooshi.

As a British person, I can confirm we are nothing but an urban legend.

Vor 2 Monate
Alex Gray
Alex Gray

The expression on Kurtis' face after "just fucking kiss already for me!" is the one of a man who just learned something new about himself.

Vor 2 Monate
Crappy-doodle
Crappy-doodle

Surprised by the words that came out of his own mouth😂

Vor 2 Monate
leo hall
leo hall

IM GLAD SOMEONE ELSE NOTICED FHSKFJSJKAJD

Vor 2 Monate
thatpaigeperson
thatpaigeperson

@Deadpool. eh shut up ya damn bot

Vor 2 Monate
Deadpool.
Deadpool.

Here is the full Clip : when I met kurtis https://youtu.be/mCfYi7634rU

Vor 2 Monate
Matheus
Matheus

wanna know the best (or worst) part? now days you can totally have "x-ray" goggles, just get an AR/VR headset and camera, use openCV to identify people and text to image to AI to see the bones of a person

Vor 2 Monate
B.K.
B.K.

Unreasonably proud of myself for saying "gadgets" out loud in sync with Kurtis

Vor 2 Monate
𝕋𝕖𝕝𝕖𝕘𝕣𝕒𝕞 ⨥𝟭𝟳𝟳𝟯𝟯𝟴𝟮𝟬𝟳𝟲𝟵
𝕋𝕖𝕝𝕖𝕘𝕣𝕒𝕞 ⨥𝟭𝟳𝟳𝟯𝟯𝟴𝟮𝟬𝟳𝟲𝟵

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Vor 2 Monate
Pink Lion Gaming
Pink Lion Gaming

When you said you under reacted to X Ray goggles, I doubt he regular researches how X Ray technology works and probably just assumed that these were expensive but not one of a kind

Vor 2 Monate
paul taylor
paul taylor

The sucker skit actually made me laugh

Vor Monat
HowMany Monkeys
HowMany Monkeys

14:21 - I really wanted the empty chair to slowly turn around to reveal a second “SUCKER!” sign 😂

Vor 2 Monate
Heidi Moritz
Heidi Moritz

The coolest part of spy kids for me was always the food. The packets or whatever that they throw in the microwave and it comes out looking like a Burger King commercial. That and the thumb-thumbs...

Vor 2 Monate
𝕋𝕖𝕝𝕖𝕘𝕣𝕒𝕞 ⨥𝟭𝟳𝟳𝟯𝟯𝟴𝟮𝟬𝟳𝟲𝟵
𝕋𝕖𝕝𝕖𝕘𝕣𝕒𝕞 ⨥𝟭𝟳𝟳𝟯𝟯𝟴𝟮𝟬𝟳𝟲𝟵

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Vor 2 Monate
DanskeCrimeRider
DanskeCrimeRider

This is a clear example no one really knows what radiation is and does. 17:00 - a physicist

Vor 2 Monate
K Sardo
K Sardo

Kurtis was a huge part of my trans awakening but not in a necessarily profound way I just used to think I was a girl and then I saw him and was like dang... he look kinda dope tbh.. I kinda want to look like that

Vor 2 Monate
LazyBunnyLyn
LazyBunnyLyn

When you used the word "profound" the immediate mental image i got is kurtis descending from heaven bathe in light, just to tell you that youre trans

Vor 12 Tage
Kevin GIllie
Kevin GIllie

Please touch grass, please, I'm begging you

Vor 18 Tage
Sara -
Sara -

He also gives me major masc gender envy

Vor 22 Tage
꧁ Nyxie ꧂
꧁ Nyxie ꧂

No cause how does he have so much gender

Vor Monat
Anna Picozzi
Anna Picozzi

omfg lmao i saw this comment in kurtis' instagram story

Vor Monat
cake is good
cake is good

Kurtis laughing at his own joke gives me so much dopamine I cannot

Vor 2 Monate
hexx cfh
hexx cfh

You cannot what?

Vor 2 Monate
cricketandgraham
cricketandgraham

@KT the super koopa right? youtube please fix this goddamn bots problem 😐

Vor 2 Monate
Aldranza M
Aldranza M

also when he's ashamed of his own joke- so good

Vor 2 Monate
future hofer
future hofer

Weird

Vor 2 Monate
CoopIsCool
CoopIsCool

can you calm down

Vor 2 Monate
Pascl
Pascl

to be fair, "x-ray kid" is a much catchier title

Vor 2 Monate
Rob Mckennie
Rob Mckennie

Holy shit I had this movie, on one of those weird movie compilation DVDs 🤣

Vor Monat
Geniya Bolton
Geniya Bolton

I was genuinely unprepared for the burger to be missing

Vor 2 Monate
𝕋𝕖𝕝𝕖𝕘𝕣𝕒𝕞 ⨥𝟭𝟳𝟳𝟯𝟯𝟴𝟮𝟬𝟳𝟲𝟵
𝕋𝕖𝕝𝕖𝕘𝕣𝕒𝕞 ⨥𝟭𝟳𝟳𝟯𝟯𝟴𝟮𝟬𝟳𝟲𝟵

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Vor 2 Monate
Zora S
Zora S

at 22:46 his shirt magically changes color from a medium blue to a dark grey 😂😂😂

Vor 2 Monate
Shelby Hammack
Shelby Hammack

fun fact: in the 30’s there were beach cops who had tape measurers and would make sure women’s bathing suits weren’t shorter than 5 inches above the knee

Vor 2 Monate
Shelby Hammack
Shelby Hammack

@Botanicalitus yeah i saw that and hate it bc i made that username in 6th grade lmao

Vor 2 Monate
Botanicalitus
Botanicalitus

Is it just me or did anyone else notice that youtube changed everyone's username to a handle with an @????

Vor 2 Monate
Shelby Hammack
Shelby Hammack

@Phelisha same!!! i’ve been 5’6 since i was 11 so i was like 90lbs and tall 😭 i stayed in that office

Vor 2 Monate
Trap Snaked Em
Trap Snaked Em

the good ole days

Vor 2 Monate
John John
John John

Hi

Vor 2 Monate
Venom.Strike69
Venom.Strike69

The fact that the guy didnt believe the kid when he said his gun was jammed.. even 🥴though 🥴 he has🥴 XRAY GLASSES!! WTF🗣️🤣

Vor 2 Monate
Freesmart
Freesmart

I wish we had more so bad its good films

Vor Monat
Cal Owenby
Cal Owenby

I recommend Ben 10: Race Against Time(2007), Halloween Party(1989), and The Book of Henry(2017). I hope they satiate your desire.

Vor Monat
Mercedes Specht
Mercedes Specht

You should do the movie Bug Off 😂 it’s an interesting one. I think you would enjoy watching it

Vor 2 Monate
August
August

i like how kurtis just mentions he's friends with freddie dredd like it's nothing.

Vor 2 Monate
StephanyMayBeauty
StephanyMayBeauty

ok. I have to say this.... the "Sucker......Burger" storyline sucked me in, it had everything I needed in a story, surprise, deceit, plot twist, suspense and best of all horror, what else would you call it when you sit down to eat a burget and its gone "POOF!" you should be nominated for an emmy and an Oscar!!! VERY WELL DONE DESERVES A like

Vor 2 Monate
127Faby
127Faby

YES I WAS THINKING THE SAME THING HAHAHAHA

Vor Monat
doobydap
doobydap

CAN U PLSSS REACT TO ‘THE STARVING GAMES’ it is the best worst spoof movie EVERRRR

Vor 2 Monate
KissyAdair💋
KissyAdair💋

I laughed so hard. This is why I watch every video Kurtis drops. He's hilarious.

Vor 2 Monate
Firðirk
Firðirk

You wanna see the rest of the comment? Sucker!

Vor 2 Monate
GoblinPecker
GoblinPecker

Sucker burger? Isn't that the guy that made facebook

Vor 2 Monate
Vaughn Raley
Vaughn Raley

Cancel you for doing a (bad) British accent? You forgot two major rules in racism: 1 - You can't be racist against your own race 2 - It is impossible to be racist towards any white person

Vor Monat
Reba McImTired
Reba McImTired

You’re a little confused, but you’ve got the spirit.

Vor Monat
Beth Amphetamine
Beth Amphetamine

Loved the missing burger twist!!

Vor 2 Monate
CheesyBugger 76
CheesyBugger 76

4:13 the fact that if you take another look he'd actually already successfully turned the corner before flying off the road 😟 dude can't even drive straight, how tf is he in the CIA?

Vor Monat
wail27
wail27

You guys called those x-ray goggles? I always callthem breast cancer ray

Vor 2 Monate
gabby v
gabby v

a movie commentary was just what i needed to get through the rest of the year

Vor 2 Monate
💮• Morii•💮
💮• Morii•💮

I cannot believe there's only one more month until this year is finally over. And then we have to pray that everything just dies down and it's not as crazy as the last 3 years

Vor 2 Monate
ellifsyaa
ellifsyaa

Same I needed this commentary video so much otherwise I would have spontaneously combusted dee- no but seriously it’s funny

Vor 2 Monate
Vuokko T
Vuokko T

@Don't miss it Yeah, that is not the link to Never Gonna Give You Up.

Vor 2 Monate
here is the full clip
here is the full clip

Here is the full clip explaining why dad left you: (Making fun of bots) *https://youtu.be/vn8WdvkmTGs*

Vor 2 Monate
Don't miss it
Don't miss it

Here is the full video : Nоt RiскrоII https://youtu.be/jhTTxdBKSyI

Vor 2 Monate
Why Xanthe!?
Why Xanthe!?

Now I want to put "sucker" in every drawer in my house, thanks for the idea Kurtis

Vor 2 Monate
Rainbow Flower
Rainbow Flower

"Sucker? I barely know her"

Vor 2 Monate
Pat Mack
Pat Mack

Not familiar w/ your channel , I stumbled across it and had to stop. The wisdom to be told from a Mullet+Stache combo like that intrigued my intrest.

Vor Monat
Elias Hayes
Elias Hayes

As a Brit, I can say that joke was funny. And the follow up

Vor 2 Monate
Rob Speed
Rob Speed

There are four kids on Malcolm in the Middle. The eldest son, Francis, is at military school. He's played by Danny Masterson's [spits] brother, Chris.

Vor Monat
spamton
spamton

actually, there’s six, you’re forgetting their Basement Goblin Child

Vor 12 Tage
Izworth
Izworth

There's actually five. You're forgetting the small child they added later but I don't blame you, I barely noticed that kid was there lol

Vor Monat
Kate Murray
Kate Murray

kurtis i just gotta tell you this is genuinely such a good video. like the drake jokes, stamper driving, JACOB MAKING A CAMEO? being a married man maxed out your comedy skills. welcome back man!!!!!

Vor 2 Monate
Cal Owenby
Cal Owenby

I agree. It’s now one of my favorite videos of Kurtis’s!

Vor 2 Monate
AnomalousAnimates
AnomalousAnimates

@Dana Cornish ok, also remind me when the scam comment is gone so i can delete my comment

Vor 2 Monate
Darkawk
Darkawk

Kurtis's videos are legit more entertaining than 95% of Netflix no cap

Vor 2 Monate
Dana Cornish
Dana Cornish

@AnomalousAnimates Report the comment

Vor 2 Monate
AnomalousAnimates
AnomalousAnimates

^^scam

Vor 2 Monate
Dave Van Vlerah
Dave Van Vlerah

"Lizzie Mcguire's dad". Holy shit did that make me feel old. Lmao

Vor Monat
alena andrews
alena andrews

20:20 - well to be fair, there are a lot of places in the US that feel like that. where there streets are empty and there is nobody around

Vor Monat
rachelreine
rachelreine

Kurtis- everyone knows the coolest gadget was the microwave that made instant McDonalds

Vor Monat
Xx_xtremeskateboard6 9
Xx_xtremeskateboard6 9

I love the subtle referencing of fat rats in this video. Very clever

Vor 2 Monate
𝕋𝕖𝕝𝕖𝕘𝕣𝕒𝕞 ⨥𝟭𝟳𝟳𝟯𝟯𝟴𝟮𝟬𝟳𝟲𝟵
𝕋𝕖𝕝𝕖𝕘𝕣𝕒𝕞 ⨥𝟭𝟳𝟳𝟯𝟯𝟴𝟮𝟬𝟳𝟲𝟵

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Vor 2 Monate
Madison
Madison

Like every x-ray technology in movies, sometimes you see through the skin to bones and sometimes you just see through clothes. Sacrifice continuity for those artfully crafted perv scenes!

Vor 2 Monate
Madison
Madison

@Daniel Gomez ah I didn’t notice! Ok I can accept that

Vor 2 Monate
Josias Lourenço
Josias Lourenço

Jaget nach dem Frieden gegen jedermann und der Heiligung, ohne welche wird niemand den Herrn sehen, Hebräer 12:14 So tut nun Buße und bekehrt euch, dass eure Sünden vertilgt werden; Apostelgeschichte 3:19 So sehet ihr nun, dass der Mensch durch die Werke gerecht wird, nicht durch den Glauben allein. Denn gleichwie der Leib ohne Geist tot ist, also ist auch der Glaube ohne Werke tot. Jakobus 2:24,26

Vor 2 Monate
Lauren
Lauren

@Daniel Gomez yeah they implied it could be adjusted for different things, haha

Vor 2 Monate
Dev For Fun
Dev For Fun

@Trinu Pose it used to be possible, but after Malcolm used it on a coworker and she complained to hr they added a filter

Vor 2 Monate
Trinu Pose
Trinu Pose

I love that they can also see through clothes but NOT bras

Vor 2 Monate
Leah Estella
Leah Estella

"Lizzie Maguire's dad" is the legendary lead from Revenge of the Nerds. Thanks. Love, your elder Millennial.

Vor Monat
Jeremy Ross
Jeremy Ross

Kurtis, I would love to see you do a review of Suburban Sasquatch. It is up there with The Room and Birdemic with how hilariously terrible it is.

Vor Monat
Angie Pettet
Angie Pettet

i'm rewatching this video and literally only just noticed the bigfoot shirt.

Vor Monat
〜Willow〜
〜Willow〜

All jokes aside I hope Jacob gets better 🙂

Vor Monat
TheSuspectagirl
TheSuspectagirl

He's fine!

Vor Monat
Kira Webster
Kira Webster

cannot believe "Stamper? I hardly know her" wasn't uttered a single time

Vor 2 Monate
candiiboo
candiiboo

I waited for it LMAO

Vor 2 Monate
Sabah
Sabah

check the description tho 😎

Vor 2 Monate

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