Things We Do When Nobody Is Looking! | Michael McIntyre Stand Up Comedy

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    Michael McIntyreMichael McIntyre

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    Watch Michael McIntyre's stand up comedy special Showman, streaming now on Netflix!
    www.netflix.com/title/81258970?s=i&trkid=13747225
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    Website: www.michaelmcintyre.co.uk/
    Facebook: facebook.com/TheMichaelMcIntyre/
    Twitter: @McInTweet

StupiderWithAB
StupiderWithAB

Just ignore me because i am here promoting my stupid comedy channel.

Vor 23 Stunden
Angela Speering
Angela Speering

I'm scottish and yes we do have sundials

Vor 2 Tage
DEANDRA MARK
DEANDRA MARK

Thank you for the laughs. In Australia when someone accidentally “sprays you in spittle”during a convo. We usually say “I wanted to hear the news, not the weather” LOL. Stay safe best wishes fr South Australia 🇦🇺

Vor 2 Tage
Lord Grim
Lord Grim

**The 220 dislikes are by people who never went to the movies**

Vor 6 Tage
KC Vlogs
KC Vlogs

Meet kapil sharma from india 🇮🇳

Vor 7 Tage
Wee Wee Siow
Wee Wee Siow

Omg, I can die laughing! This guy is so darn funny! 🤣🤣🤣

Vor 7 Tage
Englishman inFrance
Englishman inFrance

Genius :)

Vor 10 Tage
William Yale
William Yale

As funny as a burning orphanage..................(see even that poor joke is funnier than anything McIntyre has said!)

Vor 10 Tage
Nightmare Cake426
Nightmare Cake426

~I remember infamous pins and needles. Last time I had it, I stood and after a few steps my ankle twisted and I fell on the floor. Did I forget to mention this was in the bathroom?~

Vor 11 Tage
Julia Buonincontro
Julia Buonincontro

I say something when I get spit on lol but mostly bc it’s children I work with

Vor 12 Tage
Kristen Armstrong
Kristen Armstrong

Just to be clear, if someone spots on me I'm wiping it off. 😕👌😂🤣

Vor 12 Tage
Starrider Kittykat
Starrider Kittykat

Who's ever heard of Wet Paper?..lmao

Vor 14 Tage
Iw84him Iw84him
Iw84him Iw84him

This man is such a joy!

Vor 16 Tage
lanuit1978
lanuit1978

Spitting on people's faces: not in corona time 🙄😅

Vor 16 Tage
mary canary
mary canary

theres no 'thought process' when im in the sea and i need a wee lol

Vor 20 Tage
R
R

This man. God this man. Such talent!

Vor 22 Tage
Raising my Wildflowers
Raising my Wildflowers

Eugh you are our favourite 😂

Vor 23 Tage
Bainsworth
Bainsworth

this is the funniest clean intelligent comedy...Im dead :P

Vor 26 Tage
Jonny62ezyyy 1
Jonny62ezyyy 1

3:35 I think Sia must have problems with her passport then

Vor 28 Tage
kathleen vincent
kathleen vincent

In Australia, we let people know about the spit thing.... you let them know i wanted the news, not the weather....

Vor 29 Tage
Kas
Kas

Nobody is funnier! You can't convince me otherwise!🤣

Vor Monat
pianogirl
pianogirl

He obviously doesn’t know how plumbing works.

Vor Monat
Deb bie
Deb bie

When l ask for directions and know the general direction I tell that to the stanger first. That saves me having to walk in the direction they have told me that I know is completely the wrong direction, or l tell them thanks and that first I have to go somewhere else that just happens to be in the direction I know I do need to be going in, then when the stanger is out of sight I ask someone else instead. Lol

Vor Monat
Sig Sigoise
Sig Sigoise

The best comedian.

Vor Monat
India Falconer
India Falconer

I’ve written a song called Hear the calling. It’s about the feeling of knowing where you want to go, what you want to do and doing it. I think covid19 has redirected our purpose and made it clearer and I hope you can relate to this song. It would be amazing if you could give it a listen https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XzakijAPpqI

Vor Monat
Anne Horrigan
Anne Horrigan

...You are my Sunshine today Michael, spot on!

Vor Monat
Alex Baines
Alex Baines

I hate when you get cramps as well xx

Vor Monat
AngelFrosthia
AngelFrosthia

Somehow got stuck on popcorn and a growing craving for it

Vor Monat
Robin The God - Fake ASMR Is Being Stupid
Robin The God - Fake ASMR Is Being Stupid

Popcorn makes you stupid.

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Maisha Alam
Maisha Alam

9:13 then feel angry but also they watch the time with a thankful angry smile🤣🤣

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Maisha Alam
Maisha Alam

8:57 also I hope🤣🤣🤣🤣

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Maisha Alam
Maisha Alam

8:33 I faced the situation multiple time and I thought ''do they think I look like an annoying ghost??''

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Maisha Alam
Maisha Alam

6:20 it's true ''the conversation is over for a very long time'' because of my anger & disgusting feeling that the situation might come again 🤣🤣

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Jamie Vee
Jamie Vee

6:22 See I’m the kind of person that if I get spat on during conversations, it it’s a close friend I will just wipe it off, maybe throw in a verbal indicator like “thanks for the spit” or I just wipe it away and keep going XD

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Jean mendes
Jean mendes

I love him !!!! Normal routine things we do but the way he explains it is amazing.!!!!!

Vor Monat
Vinnie Boombadz
Vinnie Boombadz

What if everyone is looking

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Amanda Richards
Amanda Richards

Many moons ago, when I was at boarding school getting ready for the breakfast bell to go off, I wasn't feeling very well when the girl in the cubicle opposite mine asked me what the time was. I looked at my clock and then answered her but when she thanked me I could see her give me a confused look. When we were in the dining hall, standing by our tables waiting to be given leave to sit, I passed out and then taken back to my dorm when I came to. While lying in bed, the girl I gave the time to came up to me afterwards, laughing, saying she thought there was something up with me when I gave her the time. I asked her why and she said that I told her it was 5 minutes passed 20 passed 6 instead of just saying it was 25 passed 6. In my sick state I didn't even realise I had done that 😂

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Rock girl
Rock girl

i got pins and needles in my thumb during a class test once. I passed but at the cost of my sanity...

Vor Monat
Hanna Solis
Hanna Solis

He looks like Tweedledee and Tweedledum

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Rock girl
Rock girl

Well you gotta go you gotta go 😂😂😂😂😂

Vor Monat
Katie Brewer
Katie Brewer

I'm never that subtle. If someone spits on me, I wipe it off and laugh about it

Vor Monat
Laurine Keily
Laurine Keily

Michael has given me a daily dose of laughter ever since COVID began. He has helped me through a very depressing and difficult time and I thank him everyday as I watch his videos. Thanks Michael, you’re a living legend! I love you and your funny actions and faces! 💓

Vor Monat
Elor Yosnak
Elor Yosnak

"You do it, take it and leave" I'm dieing

Vor Monat
Vanessa Clausen
Vanessa Clausen

I'll say "no your wrong, it's just a test" from now on when I'm asking for directions 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂🤣🤣🤣

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bocoy noiu
bocoy noiu

He is The Best!

Vor Monat
Marl Tebbutt
Marl Tebbutt

Like laugh at your unfunny gigs mush

Vor Monat
bocoy noiu
bocoy noiu

This video caused me obesity.

Vor Monat
Susan Clements
Susan Clements

Love him so funny.

Vor Monat
Knork Ster
Knork Ster

Brrr, that guy is no way funny. And he´s gay. Don´t like that.

Vor Monat
Jess
Jess

single handedly saving 2020.

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Herr Schmidt
Herr Schmidt

must be the tamest Brit i ever witnessed

Vor Monat
Rock girl
Rock girl

Imagine spitting on someone's face now.....😅

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L.A.Sharp
L.A.Sharp

Popcorn at the movies always goes down the front of my blouse.....ALWAYS!!

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Klutzy Ninja Kitty
Klutzy Ninja Kitty

The popcorn bit is just Ellen Degeneres’ joke but not as funny. The rest was funny, though.

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Laura Gadille
Laura Gadille

Well you gotta go you gotta go 😂😂😂😂😂

Vor Monat
Rock girl
Rock girl

As funny as cancer

Vor Monat
Kronk
Kronk

i got pins and needles in my thumb during a class test once. I passed but at the cost of my sanity...

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Amy McLean - Author and Movie Reviewer
Amy McLean - Author and Movie Reviewer

I'm a twizzler! Being five foot has its advantages. Well, maybe just the one.

Vor Monat
Amy McLean - Author and Movie Reviewer
Amy McLean - Author and Movie Reviewer

Definitely one of our finest humans.

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Francis W
Francis W

This video caused me obesity.

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Hermien van der Meijden
Hermien van der Meijden

He is The Best!

Vor Monat
bcvbb hyui
bcvbb hyui

Is this just me?... When I get pins and needles, they make me laugh really hard!

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ceerw buty
ceerw buty

I love micheal with a passion, I really wanna meet him

Vor Monat
kate carew
kate carew

Literal godsend of a human 🙏🏻

Vor Monat
bcvbb hyui
bcvbb hyui

Ahhhh brilliantly funny as always, made me smile and laugh a lot :D Cheers!

Vor Monat
Cynthia Johnson
Cynthia Johnson

Funny, funny, funny!

Vor Monat
bcvbb hyui
bcvbb hyui

who thinks the video should be entitled: thibgs I do when my crush ain't watchib.

Vor Monat
Mar Ggg
Mar Ggg

This is not comedy

Vor Monat
Oliver Smith
Oliver Smith

Funny

Vor 14 Stunden
bcvbb hyui
bcvbb hyui

aaaah my favourite comedian

Vor Monat
Niki Havens
Niki Havens

You made my day with your humor! Thank you!

Vor Monat
ceerw buty
ceerw buty

GENIUS!

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Ma. Julia Amon
Ma. Julia Amon

Oh My Ghaaad I can't breathe 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

Vor Monat
William Yale
William Yale

As funny as cancer

Vor Monat
Cleo Will
Cleo Will

😂😂

Vor Monat
nieooj gotoy
nieooj gotoy

Yeah! One I haven’t seen before. Although I am happy to rewatch Michael over and over.

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Deborah Duthie
Deborah Duthie

After serious illness, I had to stop work. From then on, no clocks or timepieces in my home have had the correct time. My cars clock can’t tell between Daylight Saving Hours to Grenache Mean Time and the car battery was recently replaced so that correct time for half of the year also blinks non stop. Watches have always done strange speeding round and round until it’s back to the repair shop. Probably best not to ask me the time or directions. I am here, I don’t know where you want to go. I was lost while trying to go home but that doesn’t happen often. “Time matters to some of us, some of the time”is a saying.

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Richy-J
Richy-J

micael mcintyre has a twin in north koria lol

Vor Monat
Daniel Cannon
Daniel Cannon

About the pins and needles, I was in school a few years ago, we were sat on the floor and I got very bad pins and needles, so much so that I actually fell over.

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Monika Nejman
Monika Nejman

I love it absolutely 🤣🤣🤣 everything is so perfectly normal and funny 🤣🤣

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Timberlyn Miles
Timberlyn Miles

Let's be real, I don't flick one or two pieces of popcorn in the general direction of my mouth. I grab the biggest handful I possibly can and try to shove that all in my mouth at once. My fiance is truly shocked at how much popcorn I can put away and so am I to be honest. It's scary.

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StupiderWithAB
StupiderWithAB

Just ignore me because i am here promoting my stupid comedy channel.

Vor 23 Stunden
A K
A K

True! 😂

Vor 23 Tage
Kathie Richardson
Kathie Richardson

Haha 😆 exactly. Me too.

Vor 24 Tage
Marmalade Plan3t
Marmalade Plan3t

100th like gg

Vor 27 Tage
Rachel Schubert
Rachel Schubert

🙋‍♀️ this is so me!!!! The biggest one, and sometimes you grab two... especially if others are sharing the tub of popcorn!!

Vor Monat
Slashley gibbins
Slashley gibbins

I did a flubber in someone’s face when I was a kid. The wind was blowing really hard so I ejected my spit at him expecting it to disappear with the wind but it landed right on his chops.

Vor Monat
Natalie Grazin
Natalie Grazin

who thinks the video should be entitled: thibgs I do when my crush ain't watchib.

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Kerran32
Kerran32

Ahhhh brilliantly funny as always, made me smile and laugh a lot :D Cheers!

Vor Monat
Katarzyna Mórdas-Żylińska
Katarzyna Mórdas-Żylińska

aaaah my favourite comedian

Vor Monat
Rowena Preston
Rowena Preston

GENIUS!

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Rowena Preston
Rowena Preston

GENIUS!

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Rowena Preston
Rowena Preston

GENIUS!

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natta one
natta one

Michael is one of the funniest men out there and I love that he doesn't swear 🤬 definitely my favorite comedian ❤️❤️❤️❤️

Vor Monat
Rowena Preston
Rowena Preston

GENIUS!

Vor Monat
Nick Winz
Nick Winz

Nobody’s lips are being spat on in 2020! 😷

Vor Monat
rlbarney2
rlbarney2

6:03 - no I will address it. It's the one time I can say to someone "Say it, don't spray it; I want the news, not the weather." ;-)

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Julie F
Julie F

Fucking fabulously written. Where do you get your browser settings

Vor Monat
Sarah Berry
Sarah Berry

I thought this was a Ted talk and I was like...what's the point of this talk again? Then I realized it was a stand up comedy show 🤦‍♀️

Vor Monat
M Lewis
M Lewis

This is my allll time favorite comedian!!!!! Every time I push the button on my keys to open the boot from a few feet away I think of him and laugh!

Vor Monat
TiptronicSS
TiptronicSS

Oh man, I can't believe how accurate these descriptions are. Things you do, prolly notice, but are actually weird. This man's content isn't gold. It's diamond.

Vor Monat
Lisa McWilliams
Lisa McWilliams

Hahahahaha @twizzle

Vor Monat
Brooke Martin
Brooke Martin

You got the time pal?. I know that 3 months ago it was 2. 😄 Not to make light of it, but, How I feel during this Pandemic. 🕐⏳🙄😷

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taylor veldhuis
taylor veldhuis

The thing is michael we have a phone that tell us the time and also where we need to go WHERE HAVE YOU BEEN THERE 2 DECADES 😂😂😂

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Pink Magic Ali
Pink Magic Ali

I maintain that treading on your own foot eases pins and needles way faster.

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eric bush
eric bush

Hilarious that awkward time thing though just was was eating popcorn the other day life stuff we all have to a thru hilarious

Vor Monat
bocoy noiu
bocoy noiu

Why is Mr. McIntyre funny? Because he just says funny stuff. Doesn't do political garbage.

Vor Monat
Zoe Thomson
Zoe Thomson

I remember seeing a post that described pins and needles as TV static and... yeah. That's exactly what it is

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bocoy noiu
bocoy noiu

Nice decade old ellen degeneres bit here

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Iwashita
Iwashita

Irritating man

Vor Monat
Jamie Wakefield
Jamie Wakefield

Then dont watch it 😱

Vor Monat
Jeff Aller
Jeff Aller

I'm sure this guy is funny if I could understand what he's saying.

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Tim Travasos
Tim Travasos

All so true. Skip the manners and tell people the truth.

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Pastel Gamercorn
Pastel Gamercorn

Hilarious! 😂

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Exotic_Manticore
Exotic_Manticore

Oh my lord this was so funny I almost chocked on my own laugh!!!

Vor Monat
bocoy noiu
bocoy noiu

Another big thank you for bringing more laughter to my life.

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Heather Hudson
Heather Hudson

He's lovely isn't he.

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Rin C.
Rin C.

I dont think ive ever announced pins and needles. But yeah walking on it is so weird and difficult

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