The Worst Joke Book: The Minecraft Joke Book

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These videos have no meaning we have no meaning no one will be remember you so -KABOOM!!!!

Vor 9 Stunden
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This is a parody of take on me I really like this song mining away I don't know what to mine today in this minecraft day so beautiful MINEEEEEEEEEEE DIAMANDS !!!!!!! (Shut up) mining away at these DIAMANDS MINE DIAMANDS

Vor 9 Stunden
Puro Pulkkinen
Puro Pulkkinen

*K A B O O M*

Vor 22 Stunden
shenanigansandstuff
shenanigansandstuff

i murdered fifteen people and the police don't suspect a thing *k a b o o m*

Vor Tag
sir eggrol
sir eggrol

I thought you said this was the worst joke book?

Vor Tag
Kristomira Milenova Vaklinska
Kristomira Milenova Vaklinska

7:54 on the top left Is that a Metallica "pun" I see?

Vor 2 Tage
Jaden Oliveras
Jaden Oliveras

The real joke is people who think Fortnite is fun

Vor 2 Tage
Xenoslyce
Xenoslyce

What did the plane say to the towers? *Kaboom*

Vor 2 Tage
Xenoslyce
Xenoslyce

She took the kids Kaboom

Vor 2 Tage
Xenoslyce
Xenoslyce

What did the terrorist say? Kaboom

Vor 2 Tage
BananaMan
BananaMan

these dont even make any sense

Vor 3 Tage
Carlminion
Carlminion

Smh nobody got their minecraft trivia game up

Vor 3 Tage
AMERICA
AMERICA

I just took a massive dump Kaboom

Vor 4 Tage
LunaWolf 33
LunaWolf 33

3:35 "I can scare creepers but I'm not TNT what am I?" It's a cat!

Vor 4 Tage
Mannequia
Mannequia

*K A B O O M*

Vor 4 Tage
Cheetsa
Cheetsa

What do you call a Creeper with a bomb in its hands? Redundant IT’S NOT THAT HARD TO MAKE A PUNCHLINE

Vor 4 Tage
Daniels Cars Toy Car Reviews
Daniels Cars Toy Car Reviews

I feel like are we not the..... THERES ALWAYS TIME FOR MIIINECRAFFFT

Vor 5 Tage
JeelBee
JeelBee

What happened to the airplane that had hit a building? *K A B O O M*

Vor 5 Tage
BagHeadGaming
BagHeadGaming

What do you call a demoman on hightower?KAAABOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOM (insert spammy bind here)

Vor 5 Tage
Terrax Gaming
Terrax Gaming

Im mining Im mining Im mining Im mining

Vor 6 Tage
EdgyName.exe
EdgyName.exe

*to be fair the jokes are very subtle and you have to have a very high IQ to understand the jokes*

Vor 6 Tage
Cole Crosby
Cole Crosby

k a b o o m

Vor 6 Tage
Jonathan Vonesh
Jonathan Vonesh

The bacon one was the closest to an actual joke.

Vor 6 Tage
Magicmeister Sub to pewdiepie
Magicmeister Sub to pewdiepie

Welcome to iraq

Vor 6 Tage
Noobie Mechanic
Noobie Mechanic

First person: I play ROBLOX. The second person: What happened? First person: he went kaboom

Vor 7 Tage
Indira Narayan
Indira Narayan

Look m8 I like me some MC once in a while But this is cringe incarnate

Vor 7 Tage
• Karma •
• Karma •

7:30 “Minecraft is like a box of chocolates; *you never know what’s going to get you!* “ So are you implying that a Russel Stover Coconut Cream is gonna come alive and rip my arm off 👌🏻

Vor 7 Tage
• Karma •
• Karma •

I found the source of the hissing! It’s a time bomb! **Thunderous laughter** *_K A B O O M_*

Vor 7 Tage
Zlicc Monkeyman
Zlicc Monkeyman

Kaboom

Vor 7 Tage
Jak of Hearts
Jak of Hearts

KABOOM!!!!

Vor 7 Tage
Eijiro Kirishima
Eijiro Kirishima

*KA BOO M*

Vor 7 Tage
One Frick
One Frick

This is one of the funniest things ever, I literally can’t breathe right now.

Vor 7 Tage
Brown#53 Beast
Brown#53 Beast

The wallpaper is a thing dabbing 🤭

Vor 7 Tage
Jayden
Jayden

my favorite part was when he said *KABOOM*

Vor 8 Tage
MOON
MOON

Q: What do you call a creeper with a bomb in his hands? A: Nothing. Creepers don't have hands.

Vor 8 Tage
bacongravey
bacongravey

Finally, someone in the comments that is an intellectual

Vor 3 Tage
Jonah Jarrett
Jonah Jarrett

*kaboom*

Vor 8 Tage
Original Goose1
Original Goose1

6:42 I don't know what's worse, the joke itself or the fact that I get it

Vor 8 Tage
T Gay
T Gay

Kaboom!

Vor 8 Tage
Myotic Tesseract
Myotic Tesseract

there are wolves in minecraft kaboom

Vor 9 Tage
What's that? A tasty snack?
What's that? A tasty snack?

6:57 i dont like that i understand this

Vor 9 Tage
Miss Fedora
Miss Fedora

Ouch

Vor 9 Tage
Gerald Corvitz
Gerald Corvitz

Man, that was painful. My face is almost sore because I just about had the same face through the whole thing. I play Minecraft, admittedly, but DAAAANG, this is truly the saddest joke book ever! The only reason I laughed was because you guys somehow made it entertaining.

Vor 10 Tage
JustAnotherPerson
JustAnotherPerson

A L E G G O R Y

Vor 10 Tage
Oh yeah yeah
Oh yeah yeah

If u label a rabbita certain name it becomes "toast", in memory of a developers rabbit

Vor 10 Tage
Tunafish Pancakes
Tunafish Pancakes

At 7:00 I saw this joke, it spurred me to go on a soul searching journey to understand it. It's been six months now and I'm more confused than ever before.

Vor 10 Tage
tripewriter to the floor
tripewriter to the floor

When I was 15 I used to have this......

Vor 11 Tage
Ditto 73
Ditto 73

Why did the chicken cross the road? Kaboom.

Vor 11 Tage
Iron Hands Terminator
Iron Hands Terminator

Ugh... as if I didn’t hate Minecraft enough already... now I just want to kill myself so that I don’t exist in the same plane as Minecraft...

Vor 11 Tage
Too Much Genji
Too Much Genji

What do you name a dabbing enderman D O E S E N T M A T T E R K A B O O M

Vor 12 Tage
Too Much Genji
Too Much Genji

Hey whats ur name? Kaboom

Vor 12 Tage
dill
dill

The rabbit toast one is actually a reference to someone rabbit at mojang that died

Vor 12 Tage
The Cat Weirdo
The Cat Weirdo

*_i ' m b a c o n g e t m e o u t_*

Vor 13 Tage
Linus Overy-Smith
Linus Overy-Smith

*-KABOOM-*

Vor 13 Tage
Shane Awad
Shane Awad

Minecraft, more like mein kämpft

Vor 13 Tage
Fifi_ Leafy
Fifi_ Leafy

..... _kaboom_

Vor 13 Tage
chicken skink
chicken skink

"We vacation in the Netherlands" is a play on the fact that you can enter the "Nether" in Minecraft you fucking NOOBS

Vor 13 Tage
Ember D-L
Ember D-L

KABOOM!

Vor 14 Tage
mewobonito
mewobonito

*how can a creeper give out free hugs if it doesn't have arms..? How does he give out because he only gives in..?! HOw-*

Vor 15 Tage
Hnh Vlogs
Hnh Vlogs

What do you call a creeper with a bomb in his hand, (It has none anyway) A suicidal bomber.

Vor 15 Tage
skypie 700
skypie 700

*she hit him with a guava*

Vor 15 Tage
DiscordedHowl
DiscordedHowl

*I FEEL LIKE THE MOVIES ARE ALL ANAGRAMS FOR WAIKHKLGLKGDNKnkxgskdgHNKSGH SdjgsOIDHKhka*

Vor 16 Tage
DiscordedHowl
DiscordedHowl

sorry i had a seizure.

Vor 16 Tage
austinacl02
austinacl02

How come they all sound like Peppa Pig?

Vor 16 Tage
EchO
EchO

I -lava- *magma* you.

Vor 16 Tage
Михаил Кесельман
Михаил Кесельман

Magma balls amirite

Vor 12 Tage
Jesska Chojnacki
Jesska Chojnacki

*KABOOM*

Vor 16 Tage
Jesska Chojnacki
Jesska Chojnacki

if you rename a rabbit toast it will change from whatever it is to black spots and white base still not a joke but kaboom

Vor 16 Tage
Master Max 2004
Master Max 2004

They should’ve replaced ‘KABOOM’ with ‘ALLAH HAKBAR!’

Vor 18 Tage
Papa Soup
Papa Soup

You know how there are joke books that are so bad they're good? Well, this joke book is so bad that it's bad and makes me want to die

Vor 18 Tage
Thomas Parker
Thomas Parker

kaboom

Vor 18 Tage
SparkStorm
SparkStorm

what do you call an explosion that explodes kaboom

Vor 18 Tage
ørchid
ørchid

my dad just left me *kaboom*

Vor 19 Tage
Glazeatr0n 12345
Glazeatr0n 12345

Oh. This. *I don't like this.*

Vor 20 Tage
Ethan Rankin
Ethan Rankin

You know that feeling when you're like KABOOM

Vor 20 Tage
gabberz_1208
gabberz_1208

“i lava you!” “and what she said : *_aAAAaAaaAhH_* “

Vor 20 Tage
Reltpid
Reltpid

Oldsters trying to be hip

Vor 21 Tag
Move on it’s Just a potato
Move on it’s Just a potato

*friend* are you ok? *me* k a b o o m

Vor 21 Tag
Kaitlyn Reza
Kaitlyn Reza

I'm a Minecraft fan and like this channel.. Should I quit Minecraft or unsubscribe this channel? 3rd choice: do none

Vor 21 Tag
Trinity Machi
Trinity Machi

*K A B O O M*

Vor 21 Tag
Seledoon Army
Seledoon Army

Oh yeah yeah

Vor 23 Tage
Mazcraft
Mazcraft

okay i used to be a pretty big fan of minecraft and the toast joke with a rabbit is because if you use a name tag on a rabbit and call it "Toast" you'll get a special texture because of a developer or close friend of a developer's rabbit (named Toast) died or went missing and that joke is actually really dark now to think about it

Vor 23 Tage
DepressedBongos
DepressedBongos

Yo girl....you must be a torch...because you light up my world

Vor 23 Tage
Alexe Krainov
Alexe Krainov

i lost it on 4:02

Vor 23 Tage
danny dellah
danny dellah

as a frequent Minecraft player, i personally do not say any of the phrases in this book. dunno whatta fuck these other cunts are on about

Vor 23 Tage
PzKitty678
PzKitty678

1:10 Creepers don’t even have hands so this joke is terrible on multiple levels

Vor 23 Tage
kasai wizard
kasai wizard

toast because naming a rabbit toast turns it into a nice killer rabbit

Vor 23 Tage
xd Sabertooth (Fortnite, Skits, and more!)
xd Sabertooth (Fortnite, Skits, and more!)

Kaboom kaboom kaboom kaboom kaboom? *_K A B O O M_*

Vor 25 Tage
AnAverage Commenter
AnAverage Commenter

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: KABOOM!

Vor 25 Tage
Lucien Hicks
Lucien Hicks

The closest most of these kids will get to a booby.

Vor 25 Tage
LordMallius
LordMallius

Kaboom.

Vor 25 Tage
Achintya Upadhyay
Achintya Upadhyay

*A N D A N O T H E R M O B B I T E S T H E D U S T*

Vor 25 Tage
Just Playit kool
Just Playit kool

I don’t get the rabbit joke...

Vor 25 Tage
Just Playit kool
Just Playit kool

Ft salad fingers

Vor 25 Tage
Ashley Wolf
Ashley Wolf

I'm only commenting to get that nice 6969 comments. Nobody ever comment again.

Vor 25 Tage
Zyraxx
Zyraxx

I’m sorry little one

Vor 6 Tage
creeps Langford
creeps Langford

KABOOM!!!

Vor 25 Tage
Whyamialive ?
Whyamialive ?

K A B O O M

Vor 26 Tage
Nora Hyseni
Nora Hyseni

“I lava you!” *_“AAUYHIAIHBHAIHBGAIHHBABIGHA-“_*

Vor 26 Tage
Vladyslav Hryhorenko
Vladyslav Hryhorenko

*kaboom*

Vor 26 Tage
XtremeMusic
XtremeMusic

This book is so bad it overflowed into being good

Vor 26 Tage
Ella Sophia
Ella Sophia

_Kaboom_

Vor 26 Tage
Paranoid Prankster
Paranoid Prankster

I've watched this video so many times, and I never realized that 0:48 is a haiku. Think back and recall/ The first time you played Minecraft/ We can see you smile I'm not very perceptive. EDIT: Oh shit, a lot of these are haikus. Garbage haikus, but still haikus.

Vor 27 Tage
Taylor B.
Taylor B.

Congrats, Soothouse, you’re linked on TVTropes!

Vor 27 Tage

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