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@Alex Ravelo don't ask.

Jwj

E

ok

Pig go oink

Is nobody going to talk about the fact that Laura is presumably still alive while all this is happening?

Imagine she’s just like on vacation while the events of this story take place and she comes back and her husband and his friend are married and both pregnant.

she's living her best life in the Poconos.

Maybe they never met.

well apparently laura died on august 30th

actually the reason why drew was sitting in front of the couch and not on it was cuz laura was on it

This story was heartwarming and tear jerking, the story was perfect and made total sense. Jackie made me feel seen, as a person with a middle arm and purple eyes that wave. coastal rica is a gorgeous little known place, was very happy to see it in this story. would’ve liked to see more of denny’s stroming around and also perhaps more of logan pail. all in all this was a great story and i would one hundred percent read again. 10/10

Don’t forget about the hen butler, they mentioned it once and never again. 😔 under-appreciated character 😔😔😔

Heartwarming and tear whipping

Oh and i love pregnant men ❤ so real

And when they were pronouns man and husband…love ❤❤❤😍😍

and chigaco is my favorite american city to visit 😍

The most upsetting part of this fanfic is that they set up the "only one bed" trope and then never used it

Tchekows bed, lmao

@Baby Bear OHH UR RIGHT TY

@Bella 3:49

Where?

LEGIT

an underrated part of this is when drew gets kidnapped and jake paul tells danny “don’t worry. team 10 will find him” like they’re the fucking fbi

I read this as "they're fucking the fbi" I never realized how important it was where the word "fucking" was placed in a sentence before 🤣

plot twist: Team 10 is the fbi

i bet they’re a superhero team in this universe or something

don't worry, ben 10 will find him

So Team 10 is Spy Kids

I love how everything is so poorly written up until she's describing what Jackie's wearing

She's giving ebony dark'ness dementia raven way

@Mambadou I’m also a witch, and I go to a magic school called Hogwarts in England where I’m in the seventh year (I’m seventeen). I’m a goth (in case you couldn’t tell) and I wear mostly black. I love Hot Topic and I buy all my clothes from there. For example today I was wearing a black corset with matching lace around it and a black leather miniskirt, pink fishnets and black combat boots. I was wearing black lipstick, white foundation, black eyeliner and red eye shadow. I was walking outside Hogwarts. It was snowing and raining so there was no sun, which I was very happy about. A lot of preps stared at me. I put up my middle finger at them.

@Wrath NOT MY IMMORTAL 😭

Probz a zelf inzert

@Mambadou I love that she thinks Gerard Way is sooo hot... so she wants to be related to him?? Personally if I was attracted to someone that's the LAST thing I would want 😂 but that's just me... you do you, Ebony Dark'ness. You do you.

Jackie is 100% the author. She totally wrote herself into the story lol.

Oh definitely, without a doubt lol

1:14

@Piltover’s Finest XDDD If that so then kudos to her, already way more original than the Legend of Zelda fanfiction I wrote around at that age 🥲

she is the author 😭😭

Fr

I love how Danny, most of the time, just cries and gasps in the fanfic

And jumps out of windows

i relate

They wanted to make him the twink so bad

"He gasped."

Just like in real life

i’d like to think that Laura is just having a peaceful afternoon minding her own business when she hears Danny scream “LOGAN PAIL?!” out of nowhere

@Land_shark_man p

@Bianca Di Angelo P

i thought you meant laura in the story but i guess she’s not even in it lol

@goofballs at work p

@Glitchii p

Fun Fact: If someone who is biologically male takes a pregnancy test and it is positive, it may mean he has cancer. Therefore Drew actually has lethal cancer

If this is true I feel like maybe this should be talked about more like damn

op

I just love that drew and danny were getting into the logistical problems of the pregnancy test detecting a pregnancy less than 24 hours after intercourse and the doctor somehow knowing the father of the baby...and yet they dont even address that a cis man is pregnant

He didn’t eat his almonds

@Addison The Cat yesss

moments that make me lose my shit _every time_ : 7:29 “coastal rica” 8:47 go logan go away 9:42 “LOGAN PAAAAIIILLLL” 11:11 “meanwhile, in *_chigaco”_* 13:06 “Denny stromed around the house” 14:37 _“whadyawaan”_ 15:53 realistic pregnancy timeline 17:42 “said hula” 22:04 “I now pronouns you…” bonus, stuff outside the fanfic: 0:46 the whole “virgins for lives, despite the wives” bit 1:33 “(is there though?)”

"denny stromed" is possibly the funniest thing I've heard, and I've watched this multiple times over the course of 3 years 😭

thank you 🙏🙏

they should read more fan fics because its literally the funniest thing ever

I want them to read heat waves

@BEZ LLAMA amdna

I still come back and laugh out loud at it even after like 10 times 3 years later XD

@Taylor Brouwer tf

It doesn’t even have to be Danny x Drew, just any crackfic would be funny.

I just find it funny how Drew’s name is never capitalized in the story

drew is a state of mind

@Doctor Corgi i think those two cases are because its the beginning of a sentence. Further proof for the autocorrect theory lmao

auto correct doesn’t think it’s a name it’s always like: "did you mean stew”

@Ananya Vallurupalli in their moms car on a bumpy road too

@Boujee On a Budget lowercase (derogatory)

Danny hissing "what do you want" will forever be my favorite part in this video 😂

@LazyBunnyLyn *Horse-ly.

Drew going "danny" hoarsely is my favourite

After some years, I finally had the idea of looking the fan fiction up. To my surprise, the story is nowhere to be found, but what I did find were MULTIPLE follow-ups to the original AND the story reimagined or remastered AND alternate stories of what happened to Amanda, so I went looking for gold, found an entire mine.

@EmiLightning link? 👀

I saw this comment last night and I've had to write my own fake sequel today lmao. It will never be put online because idk I think that's weird when it involves real humans but boy has it been fun.

@sofía lmaooooooo

@Beth Shea youtube's all the young dudes lmaooo

@The Waffle House has found it’s new host th ank you

I can't believe that they never joked about Drew being gregnant

It was a joke in itself

you did not- I

@arianna eh?

@Unidentified 😭😭

LMAO THAT WOULD’VE BEEN SO GOOD

Jackie is exactly how you do a self insert. Not a love interest, not a character that matters at all to the story. Just a cool neighbor with a badass belt that will bring you McDonalds in the suicide hospital.

And the unnecessarily long description

@Rainbow the wind sage example of a disastrous self insert??

And a middle arm

@Sage Benzel mine too

Dont spoil me grrrrrrrrrrrr

some timestamps(mostly for myself): 2:23 heart started beating to fast 2:48 hen gulped 3:41 drew stared at him for a minute 4:04 her eyes were waving? 4:15 badass studded belt 4:30 middle arm 4:57 they both shook her hands 5:14 heart attack continues 5:22 only on skype 5:46 danny sat at the couch 5:55 movie and tv shows 6:17 itching closer 6:35 they kidnapped him fuck! 6:37 olympic sprinter 7:28 *coastal rica* 7:50 ok ¯\_(ツ)_/¯ 7:52 him and logan looked at him sweetly 8:27 uncomfortable 8:47 *go logan go away* 9:02 horsely 9:41 *logan pail!?!?!?* 10:27 weird flex but ok 10:50 *whipped a tear* 11:03 suicide and sex scene 11:10 *chigaco* 11:19 he almost flinched 11:39 today i told drew it will never happen again. 12:13 (an asian drink) 12:20 confrotingly 12:38 it was being livestreamed!!!! 12:58 black at the video 13:06 *denny* 13:18 she called 011 13:35 hElLo My FrIeNd HaS- 13:46 yelling i 13:58 cideo 14:07 he spun around 14:17 *suicide hospital* 14:30 he flinched 14:37 *he hissed at him* 15:08 let's get you outta here 15:20 he went I to the bathroom 15:32 he busted out of the bathroom 15:43 gawked 15:52 confused drew 16:14 oh no! anyways 16:30 and mr gonzalez *isn't* the father 16:38 dr office 16:45 dropped there jaws 16:47 to be continue 17:07 you usually charge money for a wedding 17:30 popped in 17:41 said hula 17:47 out out his arm 17:57 pat his arm 18:15 and clapped *cut* 18:47 the prest 19:16 nobody breathed 19:49 going into logan 20:23 i'm useless! 20:41 everyone was wearing dressed up 21:07 *i do jewish weddings* 21:23 ethan stood btween them 21:45 i said "i do" twice 22:04 *i now pronouns you man and husband* 22:09 they fell into a kiss if yall have any more recs, i'll add them

Omg thank you so much

thank you for this lol

the way danny says “i do”is cute

16:30 and mr Gonzalez…..isn’t the father?!?!

14:30 he flinched

drew actually looked so concerned at the end when danny said he liked the story

@Cupcake Gal you silly fucker you fell for it don't click those!! don't do it!! it's just bots again!! just more bots!! this one either copied someone else's comment or the original commenter got hacked but either way!! it's a bot!! don't trust Ⓥ !!

the absolute ROLLER COASTER of a rabbit hole i just went down after reading the name of the commenter was WELL worth it goddamn

It’s been three years and makes me laugh more every damn time. Edit, 1/8/23: LOGAN PAIL?!!

This video is my guilty pleasure....I've gone back to this video multiple times just to feel better and laugh

LOGAN PAAAAAIILLL!!!!

yup

going through a breakup and came back to this video to make me laugh

I still watch this on a regular basis. "Her third of THREE ARMS" has never once failed to make me cry laughing

drew panicking as denny says "hello?? my friend has just jumped off the balcony!!" even though it was an automated message still kills me

didn’t notice that omfg lol

I mean it low key made me nervous thinking maybe they somehow reached a real number even though I knew they didn’t

The way you said Denny made me chuckle, thanks.

Love how the kidnappers had the courtesy to knock. That's actually quite polite of them!

true lol

Fr 💀

Drew and Danny have such great comedic chemistry.

After almost 4 years, I FINALLY found out what the author meant by "tellise" 20:32 ... I accidentally stumbled upon the word but I'm pretty sure they meant "trellis" .. it has been bugging me for so long, I can finally be at peace again

that's what i figured they meant

I checked the comments to see if anyone figured out "tellise" 😭 ty

What does trellis mean

Omg thank you so much I have been wondering this forever 😭

bless you

"only sexual tension on skype" drew: danny, i love you danny: what drew: oh sorry **calls him on skype** i love you danny: *GAAAAAAAAAASP* **proceeds to have a heart attack** OMG I LOVE YOU TOO

mood

@Creepy Baby gotcha

You forgot the **gasp**

@ragnor fell and can't get up no thats drew, try to keep up.

Almost flinches*

I think the funniest thing about this fanfiction is that the author came up with a super strange excuse to write out Amanda while simultaneously not acknowledging Laura's existence.

Laura’s still stuck in that well

@Aurelia That explains everything

Amanda and Laura were lesbians ran away to Afghanistan together

literally

What if she didn't know Danny was married?

Just going through a list of the characters (in order of appearance)... *_Danny:_* The new roommate, who has crush on Drew but is too busy having a hard attack to confess it to Drew. He's often found crying in the apartment, talking like a horse, and gasping. However, he does end up with Drew after they make out right there and become boyfriends. However this doesn't last long as he later finds out about Drew having sex over a livestream with Logan Pail. After this Denny proceeds to commit suicide. He survives the accident and forgives Drew, they then get married. *_Drew:_* The secret crush of Danny, known for flirting over Skype and getting kidnapped by the Paul Brothers. He also has a secret crush on Danny. Drew mysteriously reappears however and because of the excitement goes in to kiss Danny once arriving back at the apartment. And they become boyfriends. But their relationship gets temporarily destroyed after he has sex with Logan Pail (see below). But after Danny's suicide attempt and a beautiful moment of forgiving, they got back together. Not just as boyfriends, they got proposed! Drew later gets pregnant by Danny? No, not by Danny, but by Logan Pail after he had sex with him. Danny and Drew end up getting married *_Hen:_* The nervous butler, who can be found gulping in the corner. *_Amanda:_* The brace gf who went missing/died in Afghanistan *_Jackie:_* The goth self-insert/neighbor who has extremely long hair, massive purple eyes that can wave, a badass studded belt, and a middle arm. She waits outside of Danny and Drew's apartment almost 24/7 carrying a camera in hopes of busting in to the apartment and filming Danny's confession of his love. Luckily she is useful as she calls 011 and saves Danny by driving him to the suicide hospital and gets him McDonalds. *_The Paul Brothers:_* The notorious Youtubers who kidnapped Drew and brought him to Coastal Rica where they punched him hard. Then held Drew for ransom only giving him up if Danny made a video saying that the Paul brother's were the best. *_Logan Pail:_* The sleazy brother of Jake Paul/Pail who makes out with Danny while Drew is away in Coastal Rica before Danny finally tells him, "go Logan go away" getting rid of him. But not for long, as he later meets Drew at a sushi restaurant in Chigaco and seduces him using a masterfully edited video of Danny saying he'll never kiss Drew again. They go to Logan Pail's hotel room where they make out and begin doing it. But not in total privacy... it was being live streamed! And Jackie and Danny saw it! But Logan's lie gets found out. This doesn't put a stop to his antics though after he jumps on stage and attempts to ruin the wedding of Drew and Danny. *_Ethan Cline:_* The legendary Jewish marriage officiant who decides that he can marry Drew and Danny (after their first wedding failed) and that it can still count for them. He defends Drew and Danny from Logan by going into him. *_Hila Cline:_* The brother of Ethan Cline, who has the ability to pop into rooms. *_Jenna Marbles:_* She doesn't do much to the story but is clearly an important person in Drew and Danny's life as she attends the wedding. *_Pewdiepie:_* Again, doesn't do too much to the story but attends the wedding. *_The Priest:_* A failure, can't even keep a wedding together.

Actually, the one who was in the Hotel room with Drew was Jake Paul.

you forgot the doctor, who is so important that his office has its own office

🤣🤣the priest

Um, *The Prest, actually.

(after their first wedding failed) why is this so fucking funny lmao

drew’s facial expressions in the seconds after 15:30 are exactly what I would expect from a man who just found out about mpreg through a fanfic about himself

its unparalleled

crying

Indeed. That's all. I have nothing to add, I just found this comment funny. heh

I had a shoulder injury that got worse when I got too busy to watch Danny and drew and yesterday I started watching them again and today my shoulder hurt a lot less so… Danny and drew = medical help confirmed (this is a joke if you have medical issues please go to the doctor for something else that still gives you actual medical help)

i love the disclaimer at the end

Imagine having to read a fanfic about you dating yourself

....*sighs guiltily in sanders sides*

WHY IS THIS THE ONLY COMMENT LIKE THIS

-regularly

some people are actually ok with it and do it

Onceler fandom *cough*

i love how jackie describing her outfit has more detail than the entirety of the story

She's giving Ebony Dark'ness Dementia Raven Way

@Elliot ♡︎ 💀💀💀

For real, and being the first character introduced I made the grave mistake of thinking the rest of the fanfic would at least have good writing if not an amazing story... Unfortunately all I got from the rest of that was that Jackie is merely a 11 yo white girl who sees no flaws in herself, tries make herself seem quirky (while miserably failing), and likely watches a lot of psych2go.

STOP THATS LIKE IN MY OLD 3RD GRADE STORIES AND I REMEMBER WRITING SOMETHING LIKE “i wore a pink shirt with a poodle on it that was wearing a barrette that said ‘bonjour’ on it. i had on unicorn leggings with rainbows and unicorns! i had sketchers light up shoes too.” 😭😭

The power of Author~Chan lmao

My fav character was Denny, he had so many good lines. His dialogue was astonishing. The way he stromed around the hose really spoke a thousand words while Denny didn't say a thing. Says a lot about society tbh.

that’s so true tho

such a shame his heart beats too fast tho

@homocide thank you for correcting your mistake

@waitlexist hpw dare I forget 😔

did you mean hose? “He stromed around the hose”

Its been 3 years and “chigaco” still manages to crack me up

Real

9:27 i actually saw that exact interaction in a book. literally the exact same dialogue. "Be my boyfriend?" "Yes!" and when I read it I HAD to come and say it. the book is The Edge of Being by James Brandon

@Gia I mean going off OP's comment it seems like they already are

That’s wild, authors need to watch this video and take notes

I went through all the stages of grief watching this omg

I knew as soon as I heard “purple eyes” that Jackie was the authors self insert

@TotalRevengeance have you not read the fucking replies? Ppl are just shitting on her

@Nathan how was it an insult lol.

Let's maybe not insult the definitely under the age of like 14 author pls

The author literally giving herself Alexandria's genesis

she has a case of Alexandria's Genesis

“Dad, where did you propose? Was it at Disneyland?” “No son, it was at a suicidal hospital”

13:19, That's technically the 911 of Japan, by the poor English and the Japanese cultural references, It's likely that the person who wrote it is in Japan or is Japanese

And this video is from 2018 😂

I was wondering about that, 911 isn't the emergency number everywhere (where I live it's 112), so I assumed 011 was probably also real somewhere... cool to know it's in Japan

Oh my god if that's right that be fucking hilarious

this information just changed forever how i'll watch this video i actually gasped and paused the video to dissect this information-

I think the fact that the author might be Japanese is making this whole thing funnier

i really like the way they turned an awkward/uncomfortable situation (finding out one of your fans made a fanfic about you falling in love with your friend despite both being married) into something hilarious. i can’t count the many times i laughed during this video, especially the amazing re-enactments. despite that, please don’t “ship” real people, especially if they have their own significant others or have said that they’re uncomfortable with it. i know it’s common knowledge, but some people need to be reminded of it.

I love how Danny was able to leave the suicide hospital without paying or telling anyone.

The Canadians are flexing on us Americans

paying? 😂 jk i genuinely don’t know if you have to

“without paying” i forgot about that as a canadian loll

me, having a canadian moment: paying??!

drew going “did i also have sex with logan?!” is one of the funniest things someone could take out of context

pfffft

Fr

i feel like any of the things they said in this video could be hilarious if it was taken out of context

2.6k likes 3 replies including this what?

ikr i was laughing so hard

what's with fanfics and purple eyes? istg i've read at least 20 stories where there's an edgy girl with purple eyes

On 2011 tumblr someone spread this fake post about a hereditary condition called Alexandria’s Genesis. It’s a super famous hoax that’s been reposted to almost every other social media by this point. Symptoms include: -purple eyes -no body hair except eyebrows and eyelashes -no period but still able to have children (everyone who believed this was in middle school) -pale skin So the remnants of emo teens started writing all their self inserts around the time to have this condition

The part that made me laugh the most was when they call the number 😂

PORRA DANNY, PQ TU FOI FAZER UM VÍDEO TÃO BOM? KKKKKKKKKKK JÁ É DE MADRUGADA E EU NN POSSO RIR ALTO KKKKKKKKKK TRAS MAIS ESSE CARA, VCS JUNTO SÃO MUITO BOM KKKKJKKKKKKK

eu não aguento esse vídeo vei todo mês venho ver de nv KKKKKKKKKKK

yuh

i love how danny could literally be an actor. he really captured the true essence of fear when he first saw drew

Right? When Drew was helping Danny escape from the suicide hospital and Danny screamed because his bones were all crushed...I mean, I felt that. That felt real lol. Danny is good

Jackie is pretty obviously the author's self insert. I'm just surprised she didn't give herself superpowers instead of just a sick belt.

I want a sick belt

Some women only want a sick belt, you just wouldn’t fucking get it.

Her absolutely fuckin sweet belt is the only power she needs

@Basically Broadway Which only appear through albinism!

FOR REAL

No matter how hard I try I can never stop myself from rewatching this video. It is a serious problem. I randomly remember lines from this fic and start laughing on a regular basis.

glad it’s not just me

@Marie Lemonnier that's hilarious! me and my boyfriend have a similar inside joke (although it's not from this particular video... I mean cideo). When we talk about something annoying we often end conversation with "but you know what never ceases to amaze me? That so many people, STILL AFTER ALL THIS TIME, think Danny Gonzales is the same person as Drew Gooden". But seriously, I'd pay to watch a part two of Danny and Drew reading fanfics about their loving relationship

Same! 😭

Everytime my husband and I hear the name "Logan", we look at each other and go "LOGAN PAAAIL!!??"

Same.

Truly a story of all time

I love how Danny (or should I say Denny) and Drew were tearing apart the inaccuracies of pregnancy test and maternity test, and just ignored the fact that somehow a biological male got pregnant.

literally

Something about Danny looking super uncomfortable when the fanfic said that he made out with Logan Paul in comparison to drew with Drew's zero emotion shown during his s*x scene with Jake is really funny

You’re laughing. Denny is stroming around the hose and you’re laughing.

😂😂😂😂😂

@Kinda Kyana * yrue’o

Your*

Someone needs to call 011,

My brother and I will always make jokes about this video when we pass by a Denny’s

This is the most I have laughed at a YouTube video in YEARS thank you so much past-Drew and past-Danny

*past Denny and dew

Literally I cannot catch my breath between laughs

I just wanted to let viewers know that Amanda has gone on record to say that she's uncomfortable with Afghanistan jokes. This video will always be hilarious but let's leave that one specific gag in the past.

@Kealie Baumgardner Do you have a link?

@weston I believe on the Drew subreddit

wait really?? when did she say that???

@kt in the story they read in this video, Amanda supposedly joined the military and went missing in Afghanistan. People have made a lot of references to it

Could you post a link to that if you can?

the kidnappers in this story are the only real allies. they were willing to bring their captive back, letting all their hard work go down the drain, all because they didn’t want to stand in the way of queer love ❤️

I would pay 7 dollars to have this recreated in front of a green screen

by Kurtis Conner

$7

I love how they were more shocked that Drew immediately got a pregnancy test than about the fact that Drew got pregnant at all.

@Annalyn S’OK!

@that random account Oh yeah I didn't think about that sorry

@Annalyn they can. In really life too

Kaisergun DIO

Kaisergun fun fact: if you test positive for a pregnancy test and your a man, there’s a high chance that you have testicular cancer c:

I love how casually drew gets kidnapped, the scene where he’s taken doesn’t even last a paragraph 😭😭😭

Considering how quickly Danny recovers from his suicide attempt, I have to assume that the balcony he jumped off of was on the ground floor

i can tell how uncomfortable this must had been filming while having a heart attack danny... stay strong danny

wait im so confused if jackie was waiting outside after she introduced herself to them did she not see not see drew being pushed down the stairs and get kidnapped?

2 badass 2 care

@Addison The Cat Yes

@Bea is Jackie the real villain then?

She just flipped her hair back and didn't care

Fun fact: If a guy takes a pregnancy test and it's positive, he might have testicular cancer. That's no child you're carrying Drew.

Drew, that’s no fetus your carrying.

Oh damn 💀

all fetuses are tumors confirmed

@ajhan dzeliloski They read it in this video?

@Qaad Reviews HOLY SHIT-

I watch this video at least once a month. It is legitimately one of my top five favorite things on the internet. I laugh every single time. I would consider it a safe space and brings me such comfort.

MEEE TOOOO

"denny stromed around the house" will literally never get old

Can we have more collabs from you guys ???? The last ones from a year ago :/

the amount of times iv'e rewatched this is embarrassing.

Me too, dont worry 😭

50% of Danny's views are just from people rewatching this video

Drew: “I never got to tell Danny that I loved him!” Kidnappers: *Understandable, have a great day*

Street smarts!

@_ M. T r u e

*Professionals have standards*

@𝘔𝘳𝘴. 𝘚𝘶𝘨𝘢𝘳 because they posted receltly

HELL. YES. i will glady be in this comment section now

I’m gonna tell my future kids that this was heartstopper

This writer loves McDonald’s and has tried sushi haha

Am I the only one that would rather read a fanfic about Amanda going on a rouge mission in Afghanistan?

Drew: “There’s a lot of muscles mass-“ Danny: “Is there though?” Drew: “excuse m-“

This is amazing. It hits every fanfic trope possible: the bad grammar and punctuation, the nonsensical typos, the self-insert, the action scene that just resolves on its own, the repeated crying, the breakup drama and immediate resolution, the seduction by the villain (x2), the suicide attempt, the immediate engagement before they even go on a date, the m-preg. It is almost too accurate to be parody, but I have to believe it is parody just from the phrase "suicide hospital" alone. Brilliant.

and the cannon lover being dead

@Wibsibibsi if I never hear that kind of porn again it’ll be too soon. It’s like someone proseified r/incels

mary sue

Don't forget "every chapter is named after the title of a Twenty-One Pilots song" lmao

@sharpeningtheaxe cuz wattpad is notorious for bad fanfiction like this, i can guarantee this is some tween who genuinely is into this

still rewatching this on a regular basis so here is every time that danny gasps 7:01 7:25 19:31 20:20

I come back to this video every once in a while for my mental wellbeing

Same LMAOO

ME TOO ONGG

if a man tests positive for a pregnancy test doesn't it mean that they got an sti or sum 😭

Watching Drew discover mpreg has been the highlight of my year

IM DYING OVER THE VOICE CRACK „Gæwk dude“

It looks like Danny is just having the worst year in his life, his heart was beating too fast, he had all of his bones broken from a failed suicide and he was crying happy tears all the time.

I love how the kidnappers let Drew go despite not getting what they wanted just because he asked them

I literally rewatch this once a week and always think I can handle watching it in a quiet room without laughing and FAIL

“I now pronouns you man and husband” I’m glad that Denny and Drew could overcome such adverbsity together.

Yass

NOT ADVERBSITY IM CRYING HAHAHA ☠☠😂😂

@Alicia DeFrates this aged well 😍

THIS IS F^CKIN GOLD LMFAO

AHAHAHAHA

I just read some of “My Immortal” and I’m 100% convinced this is a parody of it. Btw it’s the funniest shit I’ve ever read but trigger warning for everything that could need a trigger warning ever

I love that they're more appalled by the early pregnancy test over the fact that drew got pregnant lmao

I come back to this video every so often just because I remember actually crying tears of laughter watching it for the first time and it never disappoints. This is peak comedy, you guys.

i really wanna write a fanfic spinoff about Amanda’s adventures in Afghanistan

There is, it’s called house of sand.

She went missing because her ultimate goal was to stop the war but well the military didn’t like that *x files theme plays*

This must’ve been the most uncomfortable thing ever yet they still managed to make it so freaking hilarious and not awkward

@karkat park I read the whole thing and uh-

@PeAches god your hair is amazing how the hell do you get it so bright????

@Ivy Haywalker nah PeAches is actually just really pretty, like objectively. I think it's fine to give people compliments so long as it's not done creepily.

Ikr I was laughing the whole video

Might been because they were itching which made the awkwardness disappear a bit

Bro i cannot tell you how much i laughed at this video. The way Drew and Danny acted out this story made it so much funnier. This was a great video, even if i watched in 3 years later.

Fun fact: if someone objects to a wedding, the wedding cannot continue, and you have to do it in a different date

I'd like to note the Quentin Tarantino level genius of Danny being in the hospital after attempting suicide because of Drew, only to have kept the wedding ring and box perfectly intact on the way down in the event that Drew decides to say "I sowwy"

I've watched this video so many times and I think my favorite part of the story is that the narrator made their own self-insert OC to put into it. Like everyone else in the story is from Youtube, they don't even include Drew or Danny's family at the wedding or involved at all, which is pretty par for the course in this kind of Youtube bubble world, but they DID choose to write in their own terrible OC that nobody would know about. It's so funny to me. I'm guessing the writer is 12ish because I would've written something like this at that age but that one detail just hilarious to me

Drew and Danny: sarcastically joking about charging fans to watch a wedding Tana and Jake: ...

RocketSapphire T.T lmaoooo

Tana and jake: *WRITE THAT DOWN*

@Dabi Does things BOI-

Tana and jake : what's so funny?

Sophia.H. Oh shoot rly?

The neighbors might be concerned about the yelling “LOGAN PAIL?!” But not if they know it’s Danny and Drew.

this is one of the creepiest and most hilarious fanfics ever

Fanfics are made by real people, my brain just isn’t ready to except that fact

I love how chill they are reading about a story about them in love. They’re just making a joke about it all when its a story about them. Lol

I like how this starts out as a quirky "moving in with your crush!" story and quickly spirals into shitty espionage

@Gunnysmack I read a Gorillaz fanfiction out of curiosity and it was basically this, it was pretty good ngl.

@westerburgcyclone ok PLEASE share the link, title, author, something I can find this with! I must read this

my current favourite fanfic started out as a fun without plot homestuck/marvel crossover, and now 6 years and 115 chapters later there's complex subplots, jojo references, possessions, oc romances with canon characters that actually work, and so much more it's insane

most wattpad fanfics/stories are like that actually

@olivia grace leave beep beep alone

I thought danny was just gonna pick up the large nutcracker, but then Drew scared me when the music just bursted in

Not Jake Paul making revenge porn 💀💀

“Sake (an Asian drink)” I find it kinda funny and sad at the same time that the author didn’t even mention what part of Asia Sake is from. It’s just A S I A.

side note: i love the writer for giving trigger warnings to something even if it gave the story away.

Update: if anybody wants Amanda's story in Afganistan there is a story called House of sand

@My last username idea flopped so here Iam toilet bound fan!! what do you think of the fact that they're re-doing the deason?

if no one else finishes this, i willl

@thatkittyy we have lost them 😞

@My last username idea flopped so here Iam2years now

@bunitsu It's been a year...how's the book going 😧