The Straightest Dude Ever

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    CAST
    John - John Milhiser
    Ally Beardsley
    Grant O'Brien
    Raphael Chestang
    Zac Oyama
    Katie Marovitch
    Party Background -
    Curtis Kingsley
    Meghan Smith
    Paul Martin
    Jason Nguyen
    Chris Schuchert
    Frankie McLafferty
    CREW
    Director - Ryan Anthony Martin
    Writer - Jessica Ross
    Producer - Shane Crown
    Production Coordinator - Francesca McLafferty
    Director of Photography - Cooper James
    1st AC -Chris MacDonald
    2nd AC/DIT - Santiago Bahti
    Gaffer - Saul Cervantes
    Key Grip - Nathan Krauss
    Sound Mixer - Danny Carpenter of BoTown Sound
    HMU - Denise Valentine
    Production Designer - Kaeleigh Morrison
    President of Original Content - Sam Reich
    Senior Vice President of Production - Spencer Griffin
    Executive in Charge of Production - Sam Sparks
    Supervising Producer - Alex Edge
    Production Legal - Karen Segall
    Production Accountant - Shay Parsons
    Production Accountant - Chetera Bell
    Production Assistant - Kennya Rivera
    Production Assistant - Kevin Clark-Ryan
    Post Production Supervisor - Melissa Balan
    Post Production Coordinator - Marissa High
    Content Management Supervisor - Theodora Hart
    Programming Assistant - Caroline Langella
    Editor - Ryan Anthony Martin & Sam Geer
    Visual Effects & Graphics - TJ Gonzalez
    Head Assistant Editor, Post Prod. Systems Engineer - Mark Chernausek
    Assistant Editor - Brittany Joyner
    Assistant Editor - A.J. Bedard

AnubisFB
AnubisFB

This would not be accepted in today's society.. its now I identify as straight

Vor 11 Stunden
Wokersakye
Wokersakye

I’m so straight that I’m not even born from a human body cuz human baby are made of male semen and that’s gay

Vor 17 Stunden
Luka Hays
Luka Hays

Not so sure if he’s super straight or just super douchey.

Vor Tag
John Marley
John Marley

I'm so straight that I never bend my body, because this will affect my status as a straight guy and plainly speaking it displays submissiveness.

Vor Tag
Yash Dabhade
Yash Dabhade

I'm straighter then the pole his mom dances!!😏😏

Vor 2 Tage
Lateef The one
Lateef The one

I'm so straight when I ride the swing the only direction it goes is straight ahead. I can't swing any other way.

Vor 2 Tage
OperatorDelta 17
OperatorDelta 17

I'm so straight I don't wear clothes because they come out of the closet and that's gay

Vor 3 Tage
Paar thurnax
Paar thurnax

Does it make you straight when u hit a dude in the nuts ??

Vor 3 Tage
Dylan Wardle
Dylan Wardle

He's say gay

Vor 4 Tage
cadaani hassan
cadaani hassan

Basically me

Vor 4 Tage
cadaani hassan
cadaani hassan

This is me 😂😂

Vor 4 Tage
DeathnoteBB
DeathnoteBB

When you’re gay but not out to yourself yet

Vor 4 Tage
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Im so straight I dont feel attraction to men. Cuz thats gay Wait Im a woman

Vor 4 Tage
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Oh my God I know guys like that ....

Vor 4 Tage
Shaheed Ali
Shaheed Ali

I don't understand this video, everyone else is gay but he and the bald guy are the only ones that are straight meaning they both do manly things and the other men are also gay in a feminine way

Vor 5 Tage
Madmaddox 9
Madmaddox 9

Plot twist he’s gay

Vor 5 Tage
Jebu911
Jebu911

At least my tv is not Panasonic

Vor 5 Tage
Let's Get Lyrics
Let's Get Lyrics

Lol, when i knew the actor was gay i was like : I knew it :))!!!

Vor 5 Tage
Paul Hensley
Paul Hensley

I love subversion of expectations and reality.

Vor 6 Tage
Knight Armor
Knight Armor

Thats not being straight Thats call being jerk

Vor 6 Tage
Darling Darylann
Darling Darylann

Legit my ex

Vor 6 Tage
Peggy Blue
Peggy Blue

I'm so straight I don't even look in the mirror.

Vor 6 Tage
Jermain Allen
Jermain Allen

Irony of this is that the actor is gay lmao. Nice CH.

Vor 7 Tage
Else
Else

I'm so ace that I abhor all humanity.

Vor 8 Tage
TheWobblyEmily
TheWobblyEmily

fun fact anxiety can also make you act like that ;-;

Vor 9 Tage
Joseph Sanders
Joseph Sanders

Gay sex is the manliest sex because it involves no women

Vor 10 Tage
BottledBanana
BottledBanana

When I watched this the first time the joke totally flew over my head and I hated this sketch. But man now that Im finally a 99 IQ genius I can finally appreciate this sketch for what it actually is

Vor 10 Tage
I am extremely dumb, but
I am extremely dumb, but

I'm so straight that I don't even look at the ground cuz boys have been there and that's gay.

Vor 12 Tage
Tragic Static
Tragic Static

Not gay

Vor 12 Tage
Pedro Elextremo
Pedro Elextremo

name of emotional song?

Vor 12 Tage
Farsan Baloo
Farsan Baloo

Have a friend who used to be just like this when we were 17 hahahah

Vor 12 Tage
Neck Slap
Neck Slap

Dude i wanna know what did he need the lighter for

Vor 13 Tage
Phillthyfrank
Phillthyfrank

That super straight guy is like me

Vor 13 Tage
Christian Anderson
Christian Anderson

Nearly every single guy I've ever worked with under the age of 35 is like this. . .

Vor 13 Tage
Dan
Dan

that black dude sounds gay a f

Vor 13 Tage
Revan Fernando
Revan Fernando

I can't believe I do all of that

Vor 13 Tage
Hunter Wright
Hunter Wright

Can relate

Vor 14 Tage
youdbettertube
youdbettertube

Was he supposed to start sounding really gay when he gave his emotional speech at the end

Vor 16 Tage
jameel houlihan
jameel houlihan

So straight that I even finish... sentences

Vor 16 Tage
Leonardo Polato
Leonardo Polato

I'm so straight I wouldn't get a blood transfusion even if I were in need of it because the needle has to penetrate my body, and that's gay

Vor 17 Tage
1996 Toyota Camry
1996 Toyota Camry

He is totally an Eric

Vor 18 Tage
Elias Durgin
Elias Durgin

Well that was gay

Vor 18 Tage
Eva BK
Eva BK

Damn this comment section is gold

Vor 18 Tage
diulikadikaday
diulikadikaday

To me. This sketch could also have been called “the whitest dude ever”

Vor 18 Tage
Jashy Reynard
Jashy Reynard

Stop rubbing your straightness in my face!

Vor 19 Tage
Madhav Vishwanath
Madhav Vishwanath

I got to admit that I'm this guy

Vor 19 Tage
ThunderUp
ThunderUp

I’m so straight I don’t have any close go friends because being close to men is gay

Vor 20 Tage
Who are you? What do you want?
Who are you? What do you want?

"nohomo"

Vor 20 Tage
alisaboredf meow
alisaboredf meow

"He's flaming straight," Lol can't relate

Vor 21 Tag
Truman Sharp
Truman Sharp

I'm so straight I don't even have a dick cause that's gay

Vor 22 Tage
Lilo Nenes
Lilo Nenes

He looks GAY AF!!

Vor 22 Tage
Gaurav Muthusamy
Gaurav Muthusamy

I’m so straight that I don’t eat veggies cuz plants breathe in CO2 from dude’s mouths and so eating plants is indirectly gay

Vor 22 Tage
SavagePrick
SavagePrick

This guy fucks!

Vor 22 Tage
RYAN CHAMBERLAIN
RYAN CHAMBERLAIN

I’m so strait I paid someone to kidnap my dad and brother so I didn’t have to touch them because that’s gay

Vor 22 Tage
daredevil gatos
daredevil gatos

What about the gayest guy ever

Vor 23 Tage
Yolo *300
Yolo *300

Wtf how can this dude be the straightest ? Let's start with the fact that he has no facehair...

Vor 23 Tage
Jalen Mason
Jalen Mason

Wow 10k dislikes....not surprised wit this sensitive ass generation.

Vor 23 Tage
Athrixx
Athrixx

I’m so straight I’m made of died spaghetti

Vor 23 Tage
Uber Cena
Uber Cena

I'm so straight that I prove the Earth is round when I lay down.

Vor 24 Tage
Terrence Latterby
Terrence Latterby

If you're balls DON'T stink at this moment, you're gay for touching a dude's junk. I've never even seen myself naked.

Vor 24 Tage

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