The Secret to a Perfect Body - Genetics

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    cast
    Woman in Bikini - Aqueela Zola
    Muscular Guy - Kenny Carter
    Ripped Guy - Andrew Golubic
    Smokin' Hot Girl - Alyssa Esparza
    Average Guy - Nathan Caywood
    Joe Schmo - Tony Rodriguez
    Stunningly Beautiful Woman - Arielle Reitsma
    crew
    Director - Mitch Magee
    Writer - Mike Trapp
    Producer - Rachel Roderman
    Cinematography - Nate Cornett
    Editor - James Fitzpatrick
    President of Original Content - Sam Reich
    Vice President of Production / Executive Producer - Spencer Griffin
    Director of Production - Sam Sparks
    Director of Post Production - Michael Schaubach
    Production Manager - Sam Kirkpatrick
    Casting Director - Chrissy Fiorilli-Ellington
    Hair and Makeup - Anna Maija Webb
    Script Supervisor - Shawn Tira
    Production Coordinator - Braedi Siemers
    1st Assistant Director - Brooks Kephart
    Sound Mixer - Eva Rismanforoush
    1st Assistant Camera - Ben Molyneux
    2nd AC/DIT - Giselle Gonzalez
    Gaffer - Jeff Marlowe
    Key Grip - Hunter Rogers
    Best Boy Electric - Mitchell Brown
    Best Boy Grip - Benny Terrientes
    Post Production Supervisor - Evan Watkins
    Post Production Coordinator - Andrew Mallonee
    Head Assistant Editor - Phil Fox
    Production Legal - Karen Segall
    Production Accountant - Christine Rodriguez
    Intern - Alan Michnoff
    Kyle Vorbach
    Motion Graphics - Bill Bergen
    Key PA - Will Kreisberg

Zack Spicer
Zack Spicer

Thanks to Genetics I'm immune to *HIV*

Vor 4 Tage
Big Newb
Big Newb

Kinda was hoping if I clicked on this it would be a video about however your body is it's perfect the way it is

Vor 10 Tage
Khalid Suleman
Khalid Suleman

Thanks to genetics, I don't get sunburns or leukemia, thanks genetics!

Vor 11 Tage
Rubén
Rubén

My genetics gave me autism and a stick body!!

Vor 15 Tage
Gosling
Gosling

his mother's got narrower hips than his dad...

Vor 15 Tage
Cpt. Zombitron
Cpt. Zombitron

Genetics gave me the ability to drink more smoke more and work more... Aka I'm irish american

Vor 21 Tag
Amanda Tronyers
Amanda Tronyers

time puts your genetics in the trash, my friend!

Vor 21 Tag
Anandhu A.B
Anandhu A.B

genetics have me an ugly have riddled with acne but thankfully genetics also have me an equally bad looking body

Vor 24 Tage
Cam James
Cam James

This seems like a bad place to be if your genetics did exactly what the video describes, so I'm gonna dip.

Vor 25 Tage
kjell159
kjell159

Apparently going through puberty changes your eye color.

Vor 26 Tage
notablegoat
notablegoat

Ads in Rapture be like:

Vor 27 Tage
Rayhan S
Rayhan S

I will never get parkinson disease Yeeeeeeee

Vor 27 Tage
Tiago Feitosa
Tiago Feitosa

That's why you don't marry the first one you find...

Vor 28 Tage
Marcus Ager
Marcus Ager

One day this will be an honest to god commercial.

Vor 28 Tage
Mark Lugg
Mark Lugg

Before puberty... brown eyes. After puberty... blue eyes. Something is not adding up here... 🤔

Vor 28 Tage
Parth Bonde
Parth Bonde

"So are u ready to give genetics a try? Too bad.. U can't" *CRISPR has entered the chat*

Vor Monat
Prince Vegeta
Prince Vegeta

With Genetics, I have low metabolism and I'm really short. Thanks, Genetics!

Vor Monat
Dehan Badenhorst
Dehan Badenhorst

I've had abs since I was 10 years old, and I don't even train them. Thanks genetics

Vor Monat
Marian Chaney
Marian Chaney

My genetics made it impossible to lose weight, even if I only eat 1,000 calories a day and walk a bunch. I also get to look forward to alzheimers and diabetes. Everyone in my family for the last 3 generations on my dad's side has both of them. It's fucking ridiculous and I no matter how hard I try, I know it's unavoidable. But hey, at least we don't get cancer!

Vor Monat
Sticky Chicken
Sticky Chicken

I have great genetics but I still got shot :sadface:

Vor Monat
Sean Lee
Sean Lee

Ayeeee same, too bad my face didn't get a good gene 😂

Vor Monat
Comn Xele
Comn Xele

Thank to genetics, I can eat a shit ton of food and still remain as skinny and unattractive as a sheet of paper.

Vor Monat
Becca Makin
Becca Makin

I'm fat, I'm ugly... But I am naturally immune to tuberculosis... So I have that going for me.

Vor Monat
A. E.
A. E.

ok. lookin for suicide mate. noone? anyone?

Vor Monat
Josh Green
Josh Green

My genetics gave me some visually pleasing features but terrible eyesight.  So I am somewhat good looking, but I can't tell if anyone else is. Also, I'm lost, send help.

Vor Monat
cadaani hassan
cadaani hassan

I have great body nice jawline and good looking thanks to genetics 😂😂

Vor Monat
CW Productions
CW Productions

damn

Vor Monat
Ky Truong
Ky Truong

My genetics gave me a speed metabolism so I can eat so much and not gain weight

Vor Monat
alwaysthisnicknames
alwaysthisnicknames

1:17 - that's actually not a good thing. everyone with an over sized penis knows. with > 20cm length and > 4.5cm diameter, there are not many women left who can take you in fully.

Vor Monat
Eli S
Eli S

Genetics, people's greatest excuse for being fat.

Vor Monat
Bandar Al-Aiban
Bandar Al-Aiban

Thanks to genetics, I was born with a combination of personality traits that predict a high income and high life satisfaction.

Vor Monat
YourGuy Warner
YourGuy Warner

That one kid with bad genetics being salty:

Vor Monat
Luka Hays
Luka Hays

And this is why the worship of physically attractive people is total horseshit.

Vor Monat
Nathaniel Oakes
Nathaniel Oakes

for some reason the first guy kind of reminds me of pete davidson

Vor Monat
Kubus 002
Kubus 002

on a bad guy...

Vor Monat
Gibran Turbi
Gibran Turbi

bullshit lol

Vor Monat
Milfuelle100
Milfuelle100

My mom won a modelling competition and I'm still fat and average looking. I'm the real-life Meg Griffin.

Vor Monat
Ricky El Diablo
Ricky El Diablo

"I'm nothing special to look at but my genetics allow me to eat as much as I want and still stay small" me in a nutshell

Vor Monat
The Joker
The Joker

Thanks to genetics I have look that allows me to turn invisible for women around me BGTW Francis may help you with that, the guy didn’t munch for me but some of the female mutants were thicc

Vor Monat
Tanay Chowdhury
Tanay Chowdhury

Red pill!!

Vor Monat
Brubarov
Brubarov

Thing is, we're soon gonna be able to actually change that. Ahem, Gattaca.

Vor Monat
TheReal Doge
TheReal Doge

Thats just a movie just because star wars exists doesn't mean we have light sabers

Vor Monat
Bobur Amatov
Bobur Amatov

I love my genetics

Vor Monat
TheWobblyEmily
TheWobblyEmily

My genetics are just sad. born in the wrong body. can get fat easily. masculine neanderthal features makes me look like a man. I have AA cups that look like sad sausages. which is actually strange since both sides of my family has big boobs/ IBS and horrible digestive system history of heart problems and cancer/ Alzheimer's on both sides too I'm also on the Asperger's side also i'm reallllllllllllly dumb

Vor Monat
Lucky Wize
Lucky Wize

I drink water and I'm fat Thanks genetic

Vor Monat
cerverg
cerverg

"CRISPR cas9" entered the chat....

Vor Monat
Kami-no-Tenno
Kami-no-Tenno

Thanks to genetics, I eat what I want and get fat. Furthermore, I thank it for my ADHD. At least my school grades are half-decent.

Vor Monat
KallaMigCP
KallaMigCP

thanks to genetics, you can all blame your laziness on your genetics. Because you were born lazy

Vor Monat
The Franklin
The Franklin

The really amazing thing about the main guy's genetics is that pre-puberty, he had brown eyes, but after puberty, he had blue eyes.

Vor Monat
Yín Shī
Yín Shī

What determines intelligence, though? Purely social and economic factors?

Vor Monat
TheReal Doge
TheReal Doge

Probably a big part of genetics too

Vor Monat
Vrezzy
Vrezzy

1:17

Vor Monat
Albert Pak
Albert Pak

Take the Blackpill.

Vor Monat
my tube
my tube

I feel bad after reading the comments. I have good genetics.

Vor Monat
D
D

shut up Chad

Vor Monat
t0mcc
t0mcc

just a lazy excuse

Vor Monat
Lord Voldemort
Lord Voldemort

Thanks to genetics in both sides of my family, I have obesity

Vor 2 Monate
Asahel
Asahel

and here I thought being filthy rich for 2 reasons surgery and can just pay or attract partners.

Vor 2 Monate
Harshi
Harshi

genetic engineering has entered the chat.

Vor 2 Monate
Broadsword Calling
Broadsword Calling

After years of hard work I was able to increase my genetics from a 6 all the way to a 7.5!

Vor 2 Monate
Osvaldo Gil
Osvaldo Gil

"You cannot order new Genetics, you cannot change your genetics; if you don't like the genetics you have, there's nothing you can do about it. Just find a way to make the best of what you were grown with. That's all any of us can really do. Genetics do not determine your fate, and somethings are so within your control. Work to change what you can and don't worry about the stuff you cant, TODAY".

Vor 2 Monate
Yuki Hotta
Yuki Hotta

I love the last 3 seconds

Vor 2 Monate
DravenGal
DravenGal

Parkinson's is NOT funny.

Vor 2 Monate
yoooyoyooo
yoooyoyooo

I need to remember this for my next life

Vor 2 Monate
ahri
ahri

Funny thing is most people want kids, despite their less than stellar genetics. Sorry future kids, but let's just hope you end up with a good combo with the best of both parents!

Vor 2 Monate
Li Wei Wang
Li Wei Wang

1:14 is just captured straight out of a random vixen video

Vor 2 Monate
eternity cosplay
eternity cosplay

hahaha genetics where to buy it .? it is priceless. but why have i got this recommended after 6 years also if you're natural genetics doesn't matter you can get 27++ ffmi look great be athletetic in just 3 years of powerlifting + conccurent periodization for hypertrophy but so much stuff to explain if you want explinations comment bellow :) also you can easily grow your pinky :) but it is better to learn skills with the pinky than make it longer!

Vor 2 Monate
Knight Armor
Knight Armor

Thanks genetics. For letting me eat everything and not be fat

Vor 2 Monate
EricSmyth14
EricSmyth14

You have to play the hand you're dealt, even if it's a royal flush

Vor 2 Monate
Tameriz
Tameriz

This is scam! I called and nobody answered me ;__;

Vor 2 Monate
Jimmy300
Jimmy300

I came here to laugh and stop being depressed and I left feeling more depressed

Vor 2 Monate
Justice Martinez
Justice Martinez

Must be nice to have those kinds of genetics. Mine suck

Vor 2 Monate
D VR
D VR

CRISPR CAS9 to all my nerds

Vor 2 Monate
Raymond Lo
Raymond Lo

This explains everything... Awesome info :D LOL! Hard to take it seriously but yet :P

Vor 2 Monate
Mustafa Alshaban
Mustafa Alshaban

There is usually wisdom in sarcasm, but this one is mind-blower

Vor 2 Monate
Someone On The Internet
Someone On The Internet

This is why you were all fired

Vor 2 Monate
topdog
topdog

Pretty much everybody I know could improve their health style in some way. Control body weight is achievable for almost everyone. You can eat every other day until you’re down to your desired weight.

Vor 2 Monate
Nirvana One
Nirvana One

So the word humility was invented to make everyone else feel equal? 🤔

Vor 2 Monate
Knuckles
Knuckles

Thanks to Genetics™ I have *BIG* Ugandan Penis. Thanks Genetics™!

Vor 2 Monate
ChildOfTheSun32
ChildOfTheSun32

The Food/Metabolism one I always found a bit weird. The person is basically saying "I'm blessed with requiring much more food than a normal person, because my metabolism is so inefficient that it can't fuel itself on a reasonable amount of resources.... And this makes me better than you. My absolute disasterous genetics, where I can literally only survive in times of peace and affluence, makes me better than you. I'm well aware that if societal abundance ended... I'd be utterly fucked.... Incapable of shovelling enough fuel into my clusterfucked inefficient body to enable me to function from day to day!"

Vor 2 Monate
marcrobinson010
marcrobinson010

This needed to be said.

Vor 2 Monate
Other_ Bartel
Other_ Bartel

Did they change the thumbnail?

Vor 2 Monate
s h a y a g i n g e r b r e a d
s h a y a g i n g e r b r e a d

I can’t be the only one who thought this was serious until I read the comment section My humour sucks

Vor 2 Monate

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