Also forgetting about the centaurs, whomping willow, Hagrid’s giant brother, and the room of requirements. Edit: also the basilisk under the school, giant spider in the forest, dementors, and the three headed dog

@Nain Porte-koi true dat

And Voldemort who casually visits the school every year

And the fact that a crazy murder guy polyjucied into a teacher and I'm pretty sure he tried to kill harey

And ya know spies and Voldemort

@Spacey! Yeah Quirrell

I'm honestly impressed by the time and effort you put into these videos, Keep it up!💛

His gf: mom, i love him Her mom: what he do for living She: well, he runs

He a runner he a track star

His legs move at normal speed, but his arms move at 0.5x speed

Her mom: oH, aN aThlETe!!

“Hog warts is the safest school on earth” he says as he’s ready to fight someone with a staff

"hogwarts Is the safest Place on earth" Forgetting about the killer trees

"Hogwarts is the safest place on earth" *killed by his own employee*

Wait you haven't killed a boss? I thought that was pretty normal

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@Serra pingol it actually was planned check the wiki

@Qwertty That's not safe at all tho

@Qwertty yeah but the fact he had to do that

"DID YOU PUT YOUR NAME IN THE GOBLET OF FIYAHHHH?!" dumbledore asked calmly.

Dumbledore asked "calmly".

Dumbledore is so calm and carring

I like to imagine him shoulder tackling Harry while asking if he put his name in the Goblet Of Fire

In the movie “HARRY!! HARRY DID U PUT YOUR NAME IN THE GOBLET OF FIRE?!?!?!”

Can we talk about how absolutely perfect that staff spin is though mad respect

Me: “wheres that lady that everybody hate-“ Harry Potter fans: “we dont talk about that shithead”

I still wonder how Hogwarts hasn't been closed yet. the carelessness of the teachers, the unmarked forest with dangerous creatures, the Killer Willow, the moving stairs from which it is very easy to fall, and I am not talking about the fact that they did not block the floor with the cerberus from the students or let the students go home when the school calmly walked hungry, huge basilisk

"We Don't Own the electric company" i love how in France we say a extremly similar thing "It's not Versaille here"

Ron:” THERES A 3 HEADED BEAST IN THERE!!” Hagrid:” oh you mean fluffy?” Harry:”that ting has a name??!”

No matter how mad or sad I am, any of these videos never seem to not make me laugh 😂

Dont forget about the moving stairs. Definitely a falling hazard and is just about required to be used every day by students

"Hogwarts is the safest school" *can kill anyone using a spell* *built next to a [forbidden] forest*

Wasn't it like "Enchanted forest" back then? It was made into a reserve for magical animals back in the founders' time, so- all things considered- almost perfect place for a school. Muggles had a very hard time finding the castle by walking through the forest and teachers could step in in case of someone endangering animals within. Most of dangers in the forest comes from acromantulas, werewolves on full moon, irritated centaurs and... Hagrid's little brother. Acromantulas are Hagrid's fault, since the little moron decided that giant spider was a great pet to have in school and then got Aragog to the forest so he wouldn't be put down... If it were only Aragog, it'd be okay-ish, but the ABSOLUTE IDIOT decided to get him a mate to breed with after becomin' gate-keeper. All the goddamned spiders are Aragog's. As for werewolves... The curse itself wasn't quarter as spread in founders' times as it is now. Discovering new methods of transportation made spreading that malady way way easier than ever, so werewolves basically weren't an issue then. As for irritated centaurs, I'm pretty sure that the books implied that Aragog's children were happily munching on every and all forest's inhabitants and it includes both Unicorns (the herd of which was guarded by centaurs) and Centaurs themselves. So yea, I'd be VERY irritated if I were them. Especially since Bumblebee didn't order either exterminating or relocation of those goddamn things... Just because it offered to him another way to make Hagrid do his bidding and to avoid Hagrid's rebellion in case he discovered his pet dissapeared. Same with his little brother, to be honest. Hagrid made the Forest even MORE dangerous that he already made it by bringing Graup there. The only good thing being that it was Umbridge who payed the price to the angry centaurs and not others, but it easily could be some unsuspecting student

spells can be used anywhere except some spells but I dont think any school is safe from spells

"Hogwarts is the SAFEST place on earth" Voldemort: I'm about to end this man's whole career

Voldemort: bet

I'm a massive harry potter fan and this got me laughing for 5 mins

IMO, I really like Lupin as a character. He is the superior dark arts teacher. And Hagrid has to be my favourite character.

My favorite thing about Hogwarts is that they use dangerous things to guard dangerous things. An extremely powerful magic stone that for some reason can't be kept anywhere besides a school? A giant dogs that will eat the students if the get to close. A werewolf student that other kids can't be around during a full moon? We'll keep kids away using an extremely violent tree

"Hogwarts is the safest place on earth" *The three headed spooderman is here*

Is no one gonna talk about this man's skills. He could literally be the next batman with those moves

"Hogwarts is the safest place on earth" *Dark lord of the si- I mean magic literally attached to the back of one of your teachers heads*

When he says it’s the safest school on earth, he means it’s if everyone is on your side. Eitherwise, it’s worse then what regular kids call hell.

I’m convinced that the professors are the scariest things in Hogwarts. Professor Sprout literally just told Seamus to leave Neville’s body there, professor Snape loves hitting the children, let’s not even talk about Umbitch!

@Prothalium POTAHHH

@LoudEmoPsychic ikr

@Prothalium yeah

@LoudEmoPsychic have you seen the ending of the the half blood prince book he set hagrids house on fire

Finally,I know I'm not the only one thinking about this.I said almost the same thing when I first watched the movies back then.

How many child endangerment charges do you think Dumbledore could be brought on? Like, in the first year only do you think it could be 1 Endangerment charge for every minor there since he was the one who allowed the giant murederous 3 headed dog inside the school and told children who have zero concept of the consequences of their actions where to find it?

What makes it funnier is that literally every single one of those except for the Spider was a completely intentional decision by the schools higher ups.

As a Potter head, this is one of my fav Harry Potter memes lol

“Hogwarts Is The Safest School” Blunders Form Quidditch: CAP

You also forgot about the whomping Willow, the fact that the statues can be brought to life with a spell, the Basilisk under the school, the centaurs in the forest, the fact that there’s a forest full of monsters literally right next to the school

@hackerz 236 American

@Hi, how are you american or normal?

All this tells me is that all other schools are somehow more dangerous

The giant squid in the lake too, don’t forget him

And ALOT of students are willing to side with wizard nazis

"And finally, the third-floor corridor is out of bounds to everyone who does not wish to die a most painful death." -dumbledore to firstyears

“Hogwarts is the safest school” Y’all got a giant venomous snake underground that can kill people just by looking at them. All because one dude didn’t want to teach Muggle-borns.

I liked the "three headed dog in the basement" that was the one that had me laughing

Can we appreciate how he changes his headphones to match his clothes

As A Harry Potter fan this is funny and reliable, keep up the good work

You bring that song on an another Level with your legendary run 😂😂😂

The one with the teacher had me laughing

Can we just stop and take a moment to admire the pole spin

Don’t forget the closet in the room of requirement the leads to diagonally that Draco used to bring death eaters in.

@f1ref1y it was actually called the vanishing cabinet if we’re going there…

Brotha

Love your profile picture

@Sunnex looks like a joke to me. Look at how diagon alley was spelled.

@-*-Je̷lly-S̴hr̴o⍜m̸̍̕-*- dumbledore didn’t know about the diary

Hogwarts is the safest school Meanwhile: a 3 headed dog and a troll in the basement, a 50 foot snake in the plumbing, dementors around the school, a dark wizard disguised as an aurer teaching children, tournaments with dragons and waterdemons, a sport where ferocious balls try to kill you, a forest with werewolfs and 6 feet tall spiders, a lake with a giant squid and plants that try to strangle you or kill you with their screams

the way you run reminds me of the police officer from the move “cloudy with a chance of meatballs” i’m sorry i love ur vids sm

Maybe he is police officer from that movie

1. Cerberus was just a guard, unless u r dumb enough to wander off without plot armor you'd be dead. 2. Only Harry and Ron wandered off there. 3. Dementors were only released to find Sirius. 4. 95% of the teachers there are meant to protect u, there's been like what 4 teachers that were dangerous to students?

The stick spin tho, that was smoooooooooth.

Ya forgot she-who-must-not-be-named. Here’s a hint: she loves pink.

@jay She isn't Umbridge, she belongs Under-the-bridge. Cuz shes a troll.

Somehow makes me hate her more than voldy

Searches up umbrige Google: do you meant trash

Man I got so annoyed with her character that I had to pause the movie and prepare myself to get angry at a screen

Are we just going to ignore his bow skills 🥵👌

"Hogwarts is perfectly safe" *Teachers all side-eye each other.*

I like how for the spider one, he starts shaking it crazy then just stopped

reminder that for all of these things, the entirety of the main and supporting casts survived until the last two movies

That run is literally so smooth and satisfying

Yep

@A1 • editing

fr how’s he moving like that lol

I had the same idea

Anyone else wonder how big his house is to run that much and far?? 😂😂😂🤣

that stick move at the begining tho soo smooth🤩

"Hogwarts is the safest school on earth." Tom Riddle/Voldemort: I'm about to end this man's whole career. *Kills Dumbledore*

As a harry Potter fab I can approve that this video is 100 percent facts

I like how when u run you can cover like 1 full room in one stride, that's pretty impressive

It looks like sprinting in call of duty irl

He aint really running, he is more like just jumping. You get what i mean.

i noticed that too lol he took two steps and cleared the living room

Cmon lets just appreciate how clean that was when he spin the stick?

I've gotta stop ya right there,fluffy the three headed dog was in the third floor corridor,not the basement,the basilisk was in the basement,aragogs nest was in the forbidden forest 300 feet away from hagrids hut and over 600 feet away from the main castle

You forgot the brooms when you don’t know how to control them and doing the wand spells wrong

“Hogwarts is the safest place on earth” *Teacher tries to kill Harry Potter for a stone*

My mom and I talk about this all the time, like, how was Hogwarts not drowning in lawsuits?😂✨

Aren't they screening the post students send to their parents and anyone else? There's a ward around the castle mentioned that literally scans post for certain key words, like cerberus, third floor, chamber of secrets, petrification and so on Unless it was polish book translators that added it instead of something else?

@GENERAL KENOBI Nah just muggles n shit

Because Hogwarts has Immunity probably.

@baby deku true

Bc lawsuits are a muggle thing

Just wonder what an unsafe school looks like if Hogwarts is "safe" 😂

"THE TEACHERS" .

Even still, I can sadly assure you that it is safer than American schools.

If you really think about it, wands are lethal weapons that have non-lethal side attachments.

Not to mention the fact that Voldemort managed to attack several times

I am 100 percent sure Noone noticed how well he spinned the stick

"THE TEACHERS" that got me good👍

You forgot the most evil thing that was ever in Hogwarts, Umbridge

Also: A basilisk in the walls, hidden passages leading outside, a piece of furniture that bypasses all wards, a mirror that ensnares you, moving stairs AND a piece of a dark lord's soul (diadem not diary, which by the way no protections managed to detect!)

@Osvaldo OliveiraYeah, those too

@Osvaldo Oliveira Thanks for the spoil buddy 😞

Fuckin Ghosts who are susceptible to magic and may go berserk.

Voldermot get his body back in the 4 book

Harry killed it The basilisc

Also the literal piece of Voldemort's soul being unintentionally brought into Hogwarts

“3 headed dog?” There is something a Cerberus

The basilisk in the basement, three-headed dog was on 3rd floor XD

I love the matching headphones for each outfit lmao

Are we gonna ignore how smooth that spin of the staff was?

I was about to comment that but ya beat me to it.

@Ordonity It just shows that more people object with someone else's opinion than agree with it, For eg, When you have more likes in an argument ABT something

@Christine C. why would you even be mad about that and I like it when I notice something and a comment also notices that

@Christine C. Oh no! 1 person out of the 7 billion people on earth don't care about a comment! Seriously though, *cry about it*

@Christine C. cry

Don’t forget Voldermort! He got into Hogwarts in the first movie! Yes I’m a HUGE Harry Potter fan

Harry in fifth year: Finally, a normal year. Umbridge: Ha, you fool.

You forgot the dark arts teachers, professor Snape (I might give him some leeway though), the big freaking basilisk, and the whomping willow Edit: nvm he did add the teachers lol 🤣

He never *wanted* the dementors, though. Fudge made him allow them on the grounds. (More around the perimeter of them, but you know what I mean)

"Hogwarts is the safest school in the world" Me: It was. Until Harry Potter came.

Me wondering how he spun that rod so well

I think we can officially say that he made this song his own

This is accurately true and relatable XD

I like to think that Hogwarts IS the safest school, and the other schools are just such nightmares that Hogwarts seems like heaven in comparison.

@KUDO KOSHI There is also a French channel called RAVENCLAU,- they do history videos, for example on the different wizarding schools. There are 11 (I think) internationally recognized wizarding schools in the world (in the hp universe).

@KUDO KOSHI Well I have a lot of information from Harry Potter Theory, from Movie Flame (there are videos of the lives of various characters) and a German Speaking channel called Dagilp (I don't know if he has English subtitles but he does videos on a lot of magical objects, famous wizards and witches, film analysis', cooking tutorials, Let's build Hogwarts, where he answers questions about the wizarding world, Let's plays and other stuff). Then I recommend Super Carlin Brothers,- they have amazing Dumbledore theories, especially surrounding the Fantastic Beasts franchise.

@Ghost of the fallen Valkyrie any channel that I can watch all of this? Ama be honest, I'm more into back story of things a d their lore. I always do this before diving deep into books

@KUDO KOSHI I don't know the names or the exact things they did,- I'd have to rewatch certain info videos ^^'

@KUDO KOSHI Oof I know there are many bad villains like the one that made the first Basilisk,- he may also be the first person to speak parsle tounge. I don't know his name though and his wand was made of I think a basilisk horn (and other things) and that wand could only be used by him (he could put his wand to "sleep") a descendant of him buried his wand in front of either Ilvermorny or Beauxbatons and it grew into a special tree. And did you know that Azkaban hasn't always been a prison? It was once a the home of an evil wizard who conducted cruel experiments on sailors that sailed the north Sea. It was hidden by various spells and when he died it was discovered by the British ministry of magic. Aurors explored it and found dementors everywhere. And because they didn't know how to get rid of them they let them stay there and made Azkaban a prison.

“Hogwarts is the safest place on earth” Umbridge: 😐

the teacher made me laugh to death XD

This never gets boring! 😅

” How horse is the safest school on earth” the tree that destroyed Ron’s car: am I a joke to you?

There’s literally an event every five years where they select students to participate in a deathmatch

@Shovel Film Studios true true

@SukiEdits *3 because Harry was just forced to participate.

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bro I love this guy he’s so funny

The dog wasn't in the basement fluffy was in the top floor (aka the place everyone was meant to stay out of) he was in the locked room

If you were to go over all the reasons that Hogwarts is dangerous we would be here for an hour

You forgot the snake in the girls bathroom, the ghost in the girls bathroom, and the forbidden library that only one man is guarding 🤦‍♂️

Everybody: Talking about what he forgot. Me: Yo, that spin at the beginning was smooth.

Same bro

Thats what im saying, thats so clean

THANK YOU

That aggressive head turn tho 😂

Proffeser lupin was probably only one of the good defense against the dark arts teacher

Now, just think about the other wizarding schools if what he said is actually true.

Don’t forget the whomping willow, a living tree who’s entire personality is a spiteful cat

We need more memes like this, I love the run cycle!!

The basilisk: “Am I a joke to you?”

That running always gets me

Dam, I want to learn to spin a staff like that too

That run will never not be satisfying to watch