Also forgetting about the centaurs, whomping willow, Hagrid’s giant brother, and the room of requirements. Edit: also the basilisk under the school, giant spider in the forest, dementors, and the three headed dog
Vor 7 Monate
techno the legend
@Nain Porte-koi true dat
Vor Tag
Nain Porte-koi
And Voldemort who casually visits the school every year
Vor Tag
techno the legend
And the fact that a crazy murder guy polyjucied into a teacher and I'm pretty sure he tried to kill harey
Vor Tag
Katherine Xu
And ya know spies and Voldemort
Vor Tag
Roscar Sackey
@Spacey! Yeah Quirrell
Vor 4 Tage
date
I'm honestly impressed by the time and effort you put into these videos, Keep it up!💛
Vor Monat
218 Chaitanya Balaga
His gf: mom, i love him Her mom: what he do for living She: well, he runs
Vor 4 Monate
Dustin
He a runner he a track star
Vor Monat
BombyGaming232
His legs move at normal speed, but his arms move at 0.5x speed
Vor Monat
Duchess of Wrinkles!
Her mom: oH, aN aThlETe!!
Vor Monat
Suzie A.
“Hog warts is the safest school on earth” he says as he’s ready to fight someone with a staff
Vor Monat
FR Powah
"hogwarts Is the safest Place on earth" Forgetting about the killer trees
Vor Monat
Anoymous-
"Hogwarts is the safest place on earth" *killed by his own employee*
Vor 5 Monate
Seth Williams
Wait you haven't killed a boss? I thought that was pretty normal
Vor 19 Minuten
Mary Creedon
❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤
Vor 4 Stunden
minecteddy
@Serra pingol it actually was planned check the wiki
Vor 5 Stunden
Joshua Dela Fuente
@Qwertty That's not safe at all tho
Vor 13 Stunden
Persoj
@Qwertty yeah but the fact he had to do that
Vor 20 Stunden
Yeshi T
"DID YOU PUT YOUR NAME IN THE GOBLET OF FIYAHHHH?!" dumbledore asked calmly.
Vor 4 Monate
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Dumbledore asked "calmly".
Vor Tag
Nevzeed Jawani
Dumbledore is so calm and carring
Vor Tag
Mohamed Hamid
I like to imagine him shoulder tackling Harry while asking if he put his name in the Goblet Of Fire
Vor Tag
Veshremy Royal Guard
In the movie “HARRY!! HARRY DID U PUT YOUR NAME IN THE GOBLET OF FIRE?!?!?!”
Vor 3 Tage
⚜ΣDЩΛЯD ΣᒪЯIᑕ⚜
Can we talk about how absolutely perfect that staff spin is though mad respect
Vor 3 Monate
Rana Van De Buurtpolitie I’m not a bot
Me: “wheres that lady that everybody hate-“ Harry Potter fans: “we dont talk about that shithead”
Vor Monat
Anonim Gamer
I still wonder how Hogwarts hasn't been closed yet. the carelessness of the teachers, the unmarked forest with dangerous creatures, the Killer Willow, the moving stairs from which it is very easy to fall, and I am not talking about the fact that they did not block the floor with the cerberus from the students or let the students go home when the school calmly walked hungry, huge basilisk
Vor 2 Monate
Fell Universe
"We Don't Own the electric company" i love how in France we say a extremly similar thing "It's not Versaille here"
Vor 3 Monate
Jelly_stix
Ron:” THERES A 3 HEADED BEAST IN THERE!!” Hagrid:” oh you mean fluffy?” Harry:”that ting has a name??!”
Vor 3 Tage
Hinata Hyuga
No matter how mad or sad I am, any of these videos never seem to not make me laugh 😂
Vor Tag
ZakkBWyldin🇺🇦
Dont forget about the moving stairs. Definitely a falling hazard and is just about required to be used every day by students
Vor 3 Monate
Proud Panda13
"Hogwarts is the safest school" *can kill anyone using a spell* *built next to a [forbidden] forest*
Vor 4 Monate
Aurea Perrenocte
Wasn't it like "Enchanted forest" back then? It was made into a reserve for magical animals back in the founders' time, so- all things considered- almost perfect place for a school. Muggles had a very hard time finding the castle by walking through the forest and teachers could step in in case of someone endangering animals within. Most of dangers in the forest comes from acromantulas, werewolves on full moon, irritated centaurs and... Hagrid's little brother. Acromantulas are Hagrid's fault, since the little moron decided that giant spider was a great pet to have in school and then got Aragog to the forest so he wouldn't be put down... If it were only Aragog, it'd be okay-ish, but the ABSOLUTE IDIOT decided to get him a mate to breed with after becomin' gate-keeper. All the goddamned spiders are Aragog's. As for werewolves... The curse itself wasn't quarter as spread in founders' times as it is now. Discovering new methods of transportation made spreading that malady way way easier than ever, so werewolves basically weren't an issue then. As for irritated centaurs, I'm pretty sure that the books implied that Aragog's children were happily munching on every and all forest's inhabitants and it includes both Unicorns (the herd of which was guarded by centaurs) and Centaurs themselves. So yea, I'd be VERY irritated if I were them. Especially since Bumblebee didn't order either exterminating or relocation of those goddamn things... Just because it offered to him another way to make Hagrid do his bidding and to avoid Hagrid's rebellion in case he discovered his pet dissapeared. Same with his little brother, to be honest. Hagrid made the Forest even MORE dangerous that he already made it by bringing Graup there. The only good thing being that it was Umbridge who payed the price to the angry centaurs and not others, but it easily could be some unsuspecting student
Vor 3 Monate
Deleted Devil Deleted Angel
spells can be used anywhere except some spells but I dont think any school is safe from spells
Vor 3 Monate
Distorted Iron Golam
"Hogwarts is the SAFEST place on earth" Voldemort: I'm about to end this man's whole career
Vor Monat
Remixdum
Voldemort: bet
Vor Monat
Liss Gill
I'm a massive harry potter fan and this got me laughing for 5 mins
Vor Monat
Tt
IMO, I really like Lupin as a character. He is the superior dark arts teacher. And Hagrid has to be my favourite character.
Vor 4 Monate
Garlic Salt
My favorite thing about Hogwarts is that they use dangerous things to guard dangerous things. An extremely powerful magic stone that for some reason can't be kept anywhere besides a school? A giant dogs that will eat the students if the get to close. A werewolf student that other kids can't be around during a full moon? We'll keep kids away using an extremely violent tree
Vor Monat
ROHANA KARIM
"Hogwarts is the safest place on earth" *The three headed spooderman is here*
Vor 10 Tage
Shmuli Cooper
Is no one gonna talk about this man's skills. He could literally be the next batman with those moves
Vor Monat
xD Myst
"Hogwarts is the safest place on earth" *Dark lord of the si- I mean magic literally attached to the back of one of your teachers heads*
Vor 7 Tage
The Pro At The Game
When he says it’s the safest school on earth, he means it’s if everyone is on your side. Eitherwise, it’s worse then what regular kids call hell.
Vor Monat
trippiehippo
I’m convinced that the professors are the scariest things in Hogwarts. Professor Sprout literally just told Seamus to leave Neville’s body there, professor Snape loves hitting the children, let’s not even talk about Umbitch!
Vor 7 Monate
⚽️ᴅʀᴇᴀᴍ.Liana⚽️
@Prothalium POTAHHH
Vor 3 Monate
•Msbubblegum •
@LoudEmoPsychic ikr
Vor 4 Monate
•Msbubblegum •
@Prothalium yeah
Vor 4 Monate
Juicy is a good kitty
@LoudEmoPsychic have you seen the ending of the the half blood prince book he set hagrids house on fire
Vor 4 Monate
Nadia Hapsari
Finally,I know I'm not the only one thinking about this.I said almost the same thing when I first watched the movies back then.
Vor 5 Monate
Mew, Lucario's Partner
How many child endangerment charges do you think Dumbledore could be brought on? Like, in the first year only do you think it could be 1 Endangerment charge for every minor there since he was the one who allowed the giant murederous 3 headed dog inside the school and told children who have zero concept of the consequences of their actions where to find it?
Vor 2 Tage
thunderdrae
What makes it funnier is that literally every single one of those except for the Spider was a completely intentional decision by the schools higher ups.
Vor 2 Tage
●︎ 𝐵𝑜𝓂𝒷𝒶𝓎 ᥴꪖꪻ ●︎
As a Potter head, this is one of my fav Harry Potter memes lol
Vor Monat
Cinematicz
“Hogwarts Is The Safest School” Blunders Form Quidditch: CAP
Vor 3 Tage
Cielo Nighteye
You also forgot about the whomping Willow, the fact that the statues can be brought to life with a spell, the Basilisk under the school, the centaurs in the forest, the fact that there’s a forest full of monsters literally right next to the school
Vor 7 Monate
Hi, how are you
@hackerz 236 American
Vor 6 Monate
hackerz 236
@Hi, how are you american or normal?
Vor 6 Monate
TheRedAzuki
All this tells me is that all other schools are somehow more dangerous
Vor 6 Monate
Kirbed
The giant squid in the lake too, don’t forget him
Vor 7 Monate
Mellonbee
And ALOT of students are willing to side with wizard nazis
Vor 7 Monate
bas achternaam
"And finally, the third-floor corridor is out of bounds to everyone who does not wish to die a most painful death." -dumbledore to firstyears
Vor 3 Monate
Jason Miles
“Hogwarts is the safest school” Y’all got a giant venomous snake underground that can kill people just by looking at them. All because one dude didn’t want to teach Muggle-borns.
Vor Tag
rottweiler lover!
I liked the "three headed dog in the basement" that was the one that had me laughing
Vor 3 Monate
Boa
Can we appreciate how he changes his headphones to match his clothes
Vor Monat
The Dogo Artist
As A Harry Potter fan this is funny and reliable, keep up the good work
Vor 4 Monate
Ultimate Saiyan23
You bring that song on an another Level with your legendary run 😂😂😂
Vor 3 Monate
Wish.ca_Beluga
The one with the teacher had me laughing
Vor 3 Monate
mentally ill
Can we just stop and take a moment to admire the pole spin
Vor 3 Monate
Cantaloupe
Don’t forget the closet in the room of requirement the leads to diagonally that Draco used to bring death eaters in.
Vor 7 Monate
StephenCurry30
@f1ref1y it was actually called the vanishing cabinet if we’re going there…
Vor Monat
I EAT TALL PEOPLE
Brotha
Vor 2 Monate
the worst of all the v1nces
Love your profile picture
Vor 2 Monate
Nathan Wilson
@Sunnex looks like a joke to me. Look at how diagon alley was spelled.
Vor 6 Monate
Sunnex
@-*-Je̷lly-S̴hr̴o⍜m̸̍̕-*- dumbledore didn’t know about the diary
Vor 7 Monate
TOMTOTA
Hogwarts is the safest school Meanwhile: a 3 headed dog and a troll in the basement, a 50 foot snake in the plumbing, dementors around the school, a dark wizard disguised as an aurer teaching children, tournaments with dragons and waterdemons, a sport where ferocious balls try to kill you, a forest with werewolfs and 6 feet tall spiders, a lake with a giant squid and plants that try to strangle you or kill you with their screams
Vor 18 Stunden
mia
the way you run reminds me of the police officer from the move “cloudy with a chance of meatballs” i’m sorry i love ur vids sm
Vor 3 Monate
bee
Maybe he is police officer from that movie
Vor Monat
I am a Potato.
1. Cerberus was just a guard, unless u r dumb enough to wander off without plot armor you'd be dead. 2. Only Harry and Ron wandered off there. 3. Dementors were only released to find Sirius. 4. 95% of the teachers there are meant to protect u, there's been like what 4 teachers that were dangerous to students?
Vor 2 Monate
Ivar Vroegindeweij
The stick spin tho, that was smoooooooooth.
Vor 4 Monate
Jack M
Ya forgot she-who-must-not-be-named. Here’s a hint: she loves pink.
Vor 7 Monate
☆AnimalCrossing_Potato☆
@jay She isn't Umbridge, she belongs Under-the-bridge. Cuz shes a troll.
Vor 21 Stunde
Mitchell T
Somehow makes me hate her more than voldy
Vor 6 Tage
SpaceAce11
Searches up umbrige Google: do you meant trash
Vor 7 Tage
Reaper_Leviathan0
Man I got so annoyed with her character that I had to pause the movie and prepare myself to get angry at a screen
Vor 28 Tage
Alphaslash
Are we just going to ignore his bow skills 🥵👌
Vor Monat
Chana Kasenbury
"Hogwarts is perfectly safe" *Teachers all side-eye each other.*
Vor 4 Monate
Some person
I like how for the spider one, he starts shaking it crazy then just stopped
Vor 4 Monate
Yoshikage Kira
reminder that for all of these things, the entirety of the main and supporting casts survived until the last two movies
Vor Monat
LunaMapping
That run is literally so smooth and satisfying
Vor 7 Monate
Master_Devil_Gaming
Yep
Vor 4 Monate
Babaloons
@A1 • editing
Vor 7 Monate
A1 •
fr how’s he moving like that lol
Vor 7 Monate
Ezra Penafiel
I had the same idea
Vor 7 Monate
Amqt
Anyone else wonder how big his house is to run that much and far?? 😂😂😂🤣
Vor 2 Tage
Anna Kobylińska
that stick move at the begining tho soo smooth🤩
Vor 3 Monate
Rey_Countryhumans
"Hogwarts is the safest school on earth." Tom Riddle/Voldemort: I'm about to end this man's whole career. *Kills Dumbledore*
Vor Monat
pixal gaming
As a harry Potter fab I can approve that this video is 100 percent facts
Vor 3 Monate
CO2DELIRIOUSFXN
I like how when u run you can cover like 1 full room in one stride, that's pretty impressive
Vor 7 Monate
CO2DELIRIOUSFXN
It looks like sprinting in call of duty irl
Vor 7 Monate
LoK
He aint really running, he is more like just jumping. You get what i mean.
Vor 7 Monate
viahl
i noticed that too lol he took two steps and cleared the living room
Vor 7 Monate
C a t :]
Cmon lets just appreciate how clean that was when he spin the stick?
Vor 3 Monate
Avrianna Hayes
I've gotta stop ya right there,fluffy the three headed dog was in the third floor corridor,not the basement,the basilisk was in the basement,aragogs nest was in the forbidden forest 300 feet away from hagrids hut and over 600 feet away from the main castle
Vor 2 Tage
Pain_man_AAA
You forgot the brooms when you don’t know how to control them and doing the wand spells wrong
Vor 4 Monate
Yuhyuh🤧
“Hogwarts is the safest place on earth” *Teacher tries to kill Harry Potter for a stone*
Vor 3 Tage
Stella🥀
My mom and I talk about this all the time, like, how was Hogwarts not drowning in lawsuits?😂✨
Vor 7 Monate
Aurea Perrenocte
Aren't they screening the post students send to their parents and anyone else? There's a ward around the castle mentioned that literally scans post for certain key words, like cerberus, third floor, chamber of secrets, petrification and so on Unless it was polish book translators that added it instead of something else?
Vor 2 Monate
ImGrantLoL
@GENERAL KENOBI Nah just muggles n shit
Vor 4 Monate
GENERAL KENOBI
Because Hogwarts has Immunity probably.
Vor 4 Monate
ImGrantLoL
@baby deku true
Vor 4 Monate
baby deku
Bc lawsuits are a muggle thing
Vor 5 Monate
LOSTmyHOST
Just wonder what an unsafe school looks like if Hogwarts is "safe" 😂
Vor Monat
japan ask
"THE TEACHERS" .
Vor 4 Monate
k1_LLzzz
Even still, I can sadly assure you that it is safer than American schools.
Vor 3 Monate
WSAD QWER
If you really think about it, wands are lethal weapons that have non-lethal side attachments.
Vor 2 Monate
Pufferfish Carrot ÆÜGhhh • 12 years ago
Not to mention the fact that Voldemort managed to attack several times
Vor 3 Monate
Supriyo Chatterjee
I am 100 percent sure Noone noticed how well he spinned the stick
Vor 2 Monate
Effie Cardwell
"THE TEACHERS" that got me good👍
Vor Monat
KJCRAFTYGIRL
You forgot the most evil thing that was ever in Hogwarts, Umbridge
Vor 2 Monate
Hopeless Lurker
Also: A basilisk in the walls, hidden passages leading outside, a piece of furniture that bypasses all wards, a mirror that ensnares you, moving stairs AND a piece of a dark lord's soul (diadem not diary, which by the way no protections managed to detect!)
Vor 7 Monate
Be Andal
@Osvaldo OliveiraYeah, those too
Vor 7 Monate
Leo Nidas
@Osvaldo Oliveira Thanks for the spoil buddy 😞
Vor 7 Monate
Boartank
Fuckin Ghosts who are susceptible to magic and may go berserk.
Vor 7 Monate
Osvaldo Oliveira
Voldermot get his body back in the 4 book
Vor 7 Monate
Osvaldo Oliveira
Harry killed it The basilisc
Vor 7 Monate
StationeryStudies
Also the literal piece of Voldemort's soul being unintentionally brought into Hogwarts
Vor 4 Monate
Epicopsti
“3 headed dog?” There is something a Cerberus
Vor Monat
Aurea Perrenocte
The basilisk in the basement, three-headed dog was on 3rd floor XD
Vor 4 Monate
Darby J
I love the matching headphones for each outfit lmao
Vor 3 Monate
Captain_Commenter
Are we gonna ignore how smooth that spin of the staff was?
Vor 7 Monate
HrdcoreMaster
I was about to comment that but ya beat me to it.
Vor 4 Monate
Just a creeper On the internet
@Ordonity It just shows that more people object with someone else's opinion than agree with it, For eg, When you have more likes in an argument ABT something
Vor 4 Monate
Aking
@Christine C. why would you even be mad about that and I like it when I notice something and a comment also notices that
Vor 4 Monate
Peanut Butter
@Christine C. Oh no! 1 person out of the 7 billion people on earth don't care about a comment! Seriously though, *cry about it*
Vor 4 Monate
death is upon
@Christine C. cry
Vor 4 Monate
Pizza Party
Don’t forget Voldermort! He got into Hogwarts in the first movie! Yes I’m a HUGE Harry Potter fan
Vor 4 Monate
Nova Zero
Harry in fifth year: Finally, a normal year. Umbridge: Ha, you fool.
Vor 3 Monate
Rosalia Dominguez
You forgot the dark arts teachers, professor Snape (I might give him some leeway though), the big freaking basilisk, and the whomping willow Edit: nvm he did add the teachers lol 🤣
Vor 3 Monate
JustYourAverageWeirdo
He never *wanted* the dementors, though. Fudge made him allow them on the grounds. (More around the perimeter of them, but you know what I mean)
Vor 4 Monate
♡Mapleflight WaCa♡
"Hogwarts is the safest school in the world" Me: It was. Until Harry Potter came.
Vor 3 Monate
Deepfried_Hobo
Me wondering how he spun that rod so well
Vor Monat
blip blop
I think we can officially say that he made this song his own
Vor 3 Monate
yerayyomismo 09
This is accurately true and relatable XD
Vor 3 Monate
Pumpkin King
I like to think that Hogwarts IS the safest school, and the other schools are just such nightmares that Hogwarts seems like heaven in comparison.
Vor 7 Monate
Ghost of the fallen Valkyrie
@KUDO KOSHI There is also a French channel called RAVENCLAU,- they do history videos, for example on the different wizarding schools. There are 11 (I think) internationally recognized wizarding schools in the world (in the hp universe).
Vor 7 Monate
Ghost of the fallen Valkyrie
@KUDO KOSHI Well I have a lot of information from Harry Potter Theory, from Movie Flame (there are videos of the lives of various characters) and a German Speaking channel called Dagilp (I don't know if he has English subtitles but he does videos on a lot of magical objects, famous wizards and witches, film analysis', cooking tutorials, Let's build Hogwarts, where he answers questions about the wizarding world, Let's plays and other stuff). Then I recommend Super Carlin Brothers,- they have amazing Dumbledore theories, especially surrounding the Fantastic Beasts franchise.
Vor 7 Monate
KUDO KOSHI
@Ghost of the fallen Valkyrie any channel that I can watch all of this? Ama be honest, I'm more into back story of things a d their lore. I always do this before diving deep into books
Vor 7 Monate
Ghost of the fallen Valkyrie
@KUDO KOSHI I don't know the names or the exact things they did,- I'd have to rewatch certain info videos ^^'
Vor 7 Monate
Ghost of the fallen Valkyrie
@KUDO KOSHI Oof I know there are many bad villains like the one that made the first Basilisk,- he may also be the first person to speak parsle tounge. I don't know his name though and his wand was made of I think a basilisk horn (and other things) and that wand could only be used by him (he could put his wand to "sleep") a descendant of him buried his wand in front of either Ilvermorny or Beauxbatons and it grew into a special tree. And did you know that Azkaban hasn't always been a prison? It was once a the home of an evil wizard who conducted cruel experiments on sailors that sailed the north Sea. It was hidden by various spells and when he died it was discovered by the British ministry of magic. Aurors explored it and found dementors everywhere. And because they didn't know how to get rid of them they let them stay there and made Azkaban a prison.
Vor 7 Monate
k8_shrinxx • 13 years ago
“Hogwarts is the safest place on earth” Umbridge: 😐
Vor 3 Tage
dhawalmehta83
the teacher made me laugh to death XD
Vor 3 Monate
UnicoNoco
This never gets boring! 😅
Vor 2 Monate
Ariana Cuevas
” How horse is the safest school on earth” the tree that destroyed Ron’s car: am I a joke to you?
Vor Tag
yuoop noke
There’s literally an event every five years where they select students to participate in a deathmatch
Vor 6 Monate
SukiEdits
@Shovel Film Studios true true
Vor 2 Monate
Shovel Film Studios
@SukiEdits *3 because Harry was just forced to participate.
Vor 3 Monate
SukiEdits
4*
Vor 3 Monate
ItsAdelineKeb
bro I love this guy he’s so funny
Vor 3 Monate
Zuur
The dog wasn't in the basement fluffy was in the top floor (aka the place everyone was meant to stay out of) he was in the locked room
Vor Tag
SunshineSpark41
If you were to go over all the reasons that Hogwarts is dangerous we would be here for an hour
Vor 4 Monate
Cooldeadpool Weber
You forgot the snake in the girls bathroom, the ghost in the girls bathroom, and the forbidden library that only one man is guarding 🤦♂️
Vor Tag
Trashy Edits
Everybody: Talking about what he forgot. Me: Yo, that spin at the beginning was smooth.
Vor 7 Monate
OctoVids
Same bro
Vor 7 Monate
Oiiink
Thats what im saying, thats so clean
Vor 7 Monate
Pono Martinez
THANK YOU
Vor 7 Monate
Vergil
That aggressive head turn tho 😂
Vor Monat
hilowid
Proffeser lupin was probably only one of the good defense against the dark arts teacher
Vor Monat
Gingermonkey868
Now, just think about the other wizarding schools if what he said is actually true.
Vor 2 Monate
The pun God
Don’t forget the whomping willow, a living tree who’s entire personality is a spiteful cat
Vor Monat
Lavender the Hedgehog YT
We need more memes like this, I love the run cycle!!
Vor 7 Monate
Fox_
The basilisk: “Am I a joke to you?”
Vor Monat
Kxy Gaming
That running always gets me
Vor Monat
Лëшка
Dam, I want to learn to spin a staff like that too
KOMMENTARE
*{\ItzRaven\}*
Also forgetting about the centaurs, whomping willow, Hagrid’s giant brother, and the room of requirements. Edit: also the basilisk under the school, giant spider in the forest, dementors, and the three headed dog
Vor 7 Monatetechno the legend
@Nain Porte-koi true dat
Vor TagNain Porte-koi
And Voldemort who casually visits the school every year
Vor Tagtechno the legend
And the fact that a crazy murder guy polyjucied into a teacher and I'm pretty sure he tried to kill harey
Vor TagKatherine Xu
And ya know spies and Voldemort
Vor TagRoscar Sackey
@Spacey! Yeah Quirrell
Vor 4 Tagedate
I'm honestly impressed by the time and effort you put into these videos, Keep it up!💛
Vor Monat218 Chaitanya Balaga
His gf: mom, i love him Her mom: what he do for living She: well, he runs
Vor 4 MonateDustin
He a runner he a track star
Vor MonatBombyGaming232
His legs move at normal speed, but his arms move at 0.5x speed
Vor MonatDuchess of Wrinkles!
Her mom: oH, aN aThlETe!!
Vor MonatSuzie A.
“Hog warts is the safest school on earth” he says as he’s ready to fight someone with a staff
Vor MonatFR Powah
"hogwarts Is the safest Place on earth" Forgetting about the killer trees
Vor MonatAnoymous-
"Hogwarts is the safest place on earth" *killed by his own employee*
Vor 5 MonateSeth Williams
Wait you haven't killed a boss? I thought that was pretty normal
Vor 19 MinutenMary Creedon
❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤
Vor 4 Stundenminecteddy
@Serra pingol it actually was planned check the wiki
Vor 5 StundenJoshua Dela Fuente
@Qwertty That's not safe at all tho
Vor 13 StundenPersoj
@Qwertty yeah but the fact he had to do that
Vor 20 StundenYeshi T
"DID YOU PUT YOUR NAME IN THE GOBLET OF FIYAHHHH?!" dumbledore asked calmly.
Vor 4 MonateLoading…
Dumbledore asked "calmly".
Vor TagNevzeed Jawani
Dumbledore is so calm and carring
Vor TagMohamed Hamid
I like to imagine him shoulder tackling Harry while asking if he put his name in the Goblet Of Fire
Vor TagVeshremy Royal Guard
In the movie “HARRY!! HARRY DID U PUT YOUR NAME IN THE GOBLET OF FIRE?!?!?!”
Vor 3 Tage⚜ΣDЩΛЯD ΣᒪЯIᑕ⚜
Can we talk about how absolutely perfect that staff spin is though mad respect
Vor 3 MonateRana Van De Buurtpolitie I’m not a bot
Me: “wheres that lady that everybody hate-“ Harry Potter fans: “we dont talk about that shithead”
Vor MonatAnonim Gamer
I still wonder how Hogwarts hasn't been closed yet. the carelessness of the teachers, the unmarked forest with dangerous creatures, the Killer Willow, the moving stairs from which it is very easy to fall, and I am not talking about the fact that they did not block the floor with the cerberus from the students or let the students go home when the school calmly walked hungry, huge basilisk
Vor 2 MonateFell Universe
"We Don't Own the electric company" i love how in France we say a extremly similar thing "It's not Versaille here"
Vor 3 MonateJelly_stix
Ron:” THERES A 3 HEADED BEAST IN THERE!!” Hagrid:” oh you mean fluffy?” Harry:”that ting has a name??!”
Vor 3 TageHinata Hyuga
No matter how mad or sad I am, any of these videos never seem to not make me laugh 😂
Vor TagZakkBWyldin🇺🇦
Dont forget about the moving stairs. Definitely a falling hazard and is just about required to be used every day by students
Vor 3 MonateProud Panda13
"Hogwarts is the safest school" *can kill anyone using a spell* *built next to a [forbidden] forest*
Vor 4 MonateAurea Perrenocte
Wasn't it like "Enchanted forest" back then? It was made into a reserve for magical animals back in the founders' time, so- all things considered- almost perfect place for a school. Muggles had a very hard time finding the castle by walking through the forest and teachers could step in in case of someone endangering animals within. Most of dangers in the forest comes from acromantulas, werewolves on full moon, irritated centaurs and... Hagrid's little brother. Acromantulas are Hagrid's fault, since the little moron decided that giant spider was a great pet to have in school and then got Aragog to the forest so he wouldn't be put down... If it were only Aragog, it'd be okay-ish, but the ABSOLUTE IDIOT decided to get him a mate to breed with after becomin' gate-keeper. All the goddamned spiders are Aragog's. As for werewolves... The curse itself wasn't quarter as spread in founders' times as it is now. Discovering new methods of transportation made spreading that malady way way easier than ever, so werewolves basically weren't an issue then. As for irritated centaurs, I'm pretty sure that the books implied that Aragog's children were happily munching on every and all forest's inhabitants and it includes both Unicorns (the herd of which was guarded by centaurs) and Centaurs themselves. So yea, I'd be VERY irritated if I were them. Especially since Bumblebee didn't order either exterminating or relocation of those goddamn things... Just because it offered to him another way to make Hagrid do his bidding and to avoid Hagrid's rebellion in case he discovered his pet dissapeared. Same with his little brother, to be honest. Hagrid made the Forest even MORE dangerous that he already made it by bringing Graup there. The only good thing being that it was Umbridge who payed the price to the angry centaurs and not others, but it easily could be some unsuspecting student
Vor 3 MonateDeleted Devil Deleted Angel
spells can be used anywhere except some spells but I dont think any school is safe from spells
Vor 3 MonateDistorted Iron Golam
"Hogwarts is the SAFEST place on earth" Voldemort: I'm about to end this man's whole career
Vor MonatRemixdum
Voldemort: bet
Vor MonatLiss Gill
I'm a massive harry potter fan and this got me laughing for 5 mins
Vor MonatTt
IMO, I really like Lupin as a character. He is the superior dark arts teacher. And Hagrid has to be my favourite character.
Vor 4 MonateGarlic Salt
My favorite thing about Hogwarts is that they use dangerous things to guard dangerous things. An extremely powerful magic stone that for some reason can't be kept anywhere besides a school? A giant dogs that will eat the students if the get to close. A werewolf student that other kids can't be around during a full moon? We'll keep kids away using an extremely violent tree
Vor MonatROHANA KARIM
"Hogwarts is the safest place on earth" *The three headed spooderman is here*
Vor 10 TageShmuli Cooper
Is no one gonna talk about this man's skills. He could literally be the next batman with those moves
Vor MonatxD Myst
"Hogwarts is the safest place on earth" *Dark lord of the si- I mean magic literally attached to the back of one of your teachers heads*
Vor 7 TageThe Pro At The Game
When he says it’s the safest school on earth, he means it’s if everyone is on your side. Eitherwise, it’s worse then what regular kids call hell.
Vor Monattrippiehippo
I’m convinced that the professors are the scariest things in Hogwarts. Professor Sprout literally just told Seamus to leave Neville’s body there, professor Snape loves hitting the children, let’s not even talk about Umbitch!
Vor 7 Monate⚽️ᴅʀᴇᴀᴍ.Liana⚽️
@Prothalium POTAHHH
Vor 3 Monate•Msbubblegum •
@LoudEmoPsychic ikr
Vor 4 Monate•Msbubblegum •
@Prothalium yeah
Vor 4 MonateJuicy is a good kitty
@LoudEmoPsychic have you seen the ending of the the half blood prince book he set hagrids house on fire
Vor 4 MonateNadia Hapsari
Finally,I know I'm not the only one thinking about this.I said almost the same thing when I first watched the movies back then.
Vor 5 MonateMew, Lucario's Partner
How many child endangerment charges do you think Dumbledore could be brought on? Like, in the first year only do you think it could be 1 Endangerment charge for every minor there since he was the one who allowed the giant murederous 3 headed dog inside the school and told children who have zero concept of the consequences of their actions where to find it?
Vor 2 Tagethunderdrae
What makes it funnier is that literally every single one of those except for the Spider was a completely intentional decision by the schools higher ups.
Vor 2 Tage●︎ 𝐵𝑜𝓂𝒷𝒶𝓎 ᥴꪖꪻ ●︎
As a Potter head, this is one of my fav Harry Potter memes lol
Vor MonatCinematicz
“Hogwarts Is The Safest School” Blunders Form Quidditch: CAP
Vor 3 TageCielo Nighteye
You also forgot about the whomping Willow, the fact that the statues can be brought to life with a spell, the Basilisk under the school, the centaurs in the forest, the fact that there’s a forest full of monsters literally right next to the school
Vor 7 MonateHi, how are you
@hackerz 236 American
Vor 6 Monatehackerz 236
@Hi, how are you american or normal?
Vor 6 MonateTheRedAzuki
All this tells me is that all other schools are somehow more dangerous
Vor 6 MonateKirbed
The giant squid in the lake too, don’t forget him
Vor 7 MonateMellonbee
And ALOT of students are willing to side with wizard nazis
Vor 7 Monatebas achternaam
"And finally, the third-floor corridor is out of bounds to everyone who does not wish to die a most painful death." -dumbledore to firstyears
Vor 3 MonateJason Miles
“Hogwarts is the safest school” Y’all got a giant venomous snake underground that can kill people just by looking at them. All because one dude didn’t want to teach Muggle-borns.
Vor Tagrottweiler lover!
I liked the "three headed dog in the basement" that was the one that had me laughing
Vor 3 MonateBoa
Can we appreciate how he changes his headphones to match his clothes
Vor MonatThe Dogo Artist
As A Harry Potter fan this is funny and reliable, keep up the good work
Vor 4 MonateUltimate Saiyan23
You bring that song on an another Level with your legendary run 😂😂😂
Vor 3 MonateWish.ca_Beluga
The one with the teacher had me laughing
Vor 3 Monatementally ill
Can we just stop and take a moment to admire the pole spin
Vor 3 MonateCantaloupe
Don’t forget the closet in the room of requirement the leads to diagonally that Draco used to bring death eaters in.
Vor 7 MonateStephenCurry30
@f1ref1y it was actually called the vanishing cabinet if we’re going there…
Vor MonatI EAT TALL PEOPLE
Brotha
Vor 2 Monatethe worst of all the v1nces
Love your profile picture
Vor 2 MonateNathan Wilson
@Sunnex looks like a joke to me. Look at how diagon alley was spelled.
Vor 6 MonateSunnex
@-*-Je̷lly-S̴hr̴o⍜m̸̍̕-*- dumbledore didn’t know about the diary
Vor 7 MonateTOMTOTA
Hogwarts is the safest school Meanwhile: a 3 headed dog and a troll in the basement, a 50 foot snake in the plumbing, dementors around the school, a dark wizard disguised as an aurer teaching children, tournaments with dragons and waterdemons, a sport where ferocious balls try to kill you, a forest with werewolfs and 6 feet tall spiders, a lake with a giant squid and plants that try to strangle you or kill you with their screams
Vor 18 Stundenmia
the way you run reminds me of the police officer from the move “cloudy with a chance of meatballs” i’m sorry i love ur vids sm
Vor 3 Monatebee
Maybe he is police officer from that movie
Vor MonatI am a Potato.
1. Cerberus was just a guard, unless u r dumb enough to wander off without plot armor you'd be dead. 2. Only Harry and Ron wandered off there. 3. Dementors were only released to find Sirius. 4. 95% of the teachers there are meant to protect u, there's been like what 4 teachers that were dangerous to students?
Vor 2 MonateIvar Vroegindeweij
The stick spin tho, that was smoooooooooth.
Vor 4 MonateJack M
Ya forgot she-who-must-not-be-named. Here’s a hint: she loves pink.
Vor 7 Monate☆AnimalCrossing_Potato☆
@jay She isn't Umbridge, she belongs Under-the-bridge. Cuz shes a troll.
Vor 21 StundeMitchell T
Somehow makes me hate her more than voldy
Vor 6 TageSpaceAce11
Searches up umbrige Google: do you meant trash
Vor 7 TageReaper_Leviathan0
Man I got so annoyed with her character that I had to pause the movie and prepare myself to get angry at a screen
Vor 28 TageAlphaslash
Are we just going to ignore his bow skills 🥵👌
Vor MonatChana Kasenbury
"Hogwarts is perfectly safe" *Teachers all side-eye each other.*
Vor 4 MonateSome person
I like how for the spider one, he starts shaking it crazy then just stopped
Vor 4 MonateYoshikage Kira
reminder that for all of these things, the entirety of the main and supporting casts survived until the last two movies
Vor MonatLunaMapping
That run is literally so smooth and satisfying
Vor 7 MonateMaster_Devil_Gaming
Yep
Vor 4 MonateBabaloons
@A1 • editing
Vor 7 MonateA1 •
fr how’s he moving like that lol
Vor 7 MonateEzra Penafiel
I had the same idea
Vor 7 MonateAmqt
Anyone else wonder how big his house is to run that much and far?? 😂😂😂🤣
Vor 2 TageAnna Kobylińska
that stick move at the begining tho soo smooth🤩
Vor 3 MonateRey_Countryhumans
"Hogwarts is the safest school on earth." Tom Riddle/Voldemort: I'm about to end this man's whole career. *Kills Dumbledore*
Vor Monatpixal gaming
As a harry Potter fab I can approve that this video is 100 percent facts
Vor 3 MonateCO2DELIRIOUSFXN
I like how when u run you can cover like 1 full room in one stride, that's pretty impressive
Vor 7 MonateCO2DELIRIOUSFXN
It looks like sprinting in call of duty irl
Vor 7 MonateLoK
He aint really running, he is more like just jumping. You get what i mean.
Vor 7 Monateviahl
i noticed that too lol he took two steps and cleared the living room
Vor 7 MonateC a t :]
Cmon lets just appreciate how clean that was when he spin the stick?
Vor 3 MonateAvrianna Hayes
I've gotta stop ya right there,fluffy the three headed dog was in the third floor corridor,not the basement,the basilisk was in the basement,aragogs nest was in the forbidden forest 300 feet away from hagrids hut and over 600 feet away from the main castle
Vor 2 TagePain_man_AAA
You forgot the brooms when you don’t know how to control them and doing the wand spells wrong
Vor 4 MonateYuhyuh🤧
“Hogwarts is the safest place on earth” *Teacher tries to kill Harry Potter for a stone*
Vor 3 TageStella🥀
My mom and I talk about this all the time, like, how was Hogwarts not drowning in lawsuits?😂✨
Vor 7 MonateAurea Perrenocte
Aren't they screening the post students send to their parents and anyone else? There's a ward around the castle mentioned that literally scans post for certain key words, like cerberus, third floor, chamber of secrets, petrification and so on Unless it was polish book translators that added it instead of something else?
Vor 2 MonateImGrantLoL
@GENERAL KENOBI Nah just muggles n shit
Vor 4 MonateGENERAL KENOBI
Because Hogwarts has Immunity probably.
Vor 4 MonateImGrantLoL
@baby deku true
Vor 4 Monatebaby deku
Bc lawsuits are a muggle thing
Vor 5 MonateLOSTmyHOST
Just wonder what an unsafe school looks like if Hogwarts is "safe" 😂
Vor Monatjapan ask
"THE TEACHERS" .
Vor 4 Monatek1_LLzzz
Even still, I can sadly assure you that it is safer than American schools.
Vor 3 MonateWSAD QWER
If you really think about it, wands are lethal weapons that have non-lethal side attachments.
Vor 2 MonatePufferfish Carrot ÆÜGhhh • 12 years ago
Not to mention the fact that Voldemort managed to attack several times
Vor 3 MonateSupriyo Chatterjee
I am 100 percent sure Noone noticed how well he spinned the stick
Vor 2 MonateEffie Cardwell
"THE TEACHERS" that got me good👍
Vor MonatKJCRAFTYGIRL
You forgot the most evil thing that was ever in Hogwarts, Umbridge
Vor 2 MonateHopeless Lurker
Also: A basilisk in the walls, hidden passages leading outside, a piece of furniture that bypasses all wards, a mirror that ensnares you, moving stairs AND a piece of a dark lord's soul (diadem not diary, which by the way no protections managed to detect!)
Vor 7 MonateBe Andal
@Osvaldo OliveiraYeah, those too
Vor 7 MonateLeo Nidas
@Osvaldo Oliveira Thanks for the spoil buddy 😞
Vor 7 MonateBoartank
Fuckin Ghosts who are susceptible to magic and may go berserk.
Vor 7 MonateOsvaldo Oliveira
Voldermot get his body back in the 4 book
Vor 7 MonateOsvaldo Oliveira
Harry killed it The basilisc
Vor 7 MonateStationeryStudies
Also the literal piece of Voldemort's soul being unintentionally brought into Hogwarts
Vor 4 MonateEpicopsti
“3 headed dog?” There is something a Cerberus
Vor MonatAurea Perrenocte
The basilisk in the basement, three-headed dog was on 3rd floor XD
Vor 4 MonateDarby J
I love the matching headphones for each outfit lmao
Vor 3 MonateCaptain_Commenter
Are we gonna ignore how smooth that spin of the staff was?
Vor 7 MonateHrdcoreMaster
I was about to comment that but ya beat me to it.
Vor 4 MonateJust a creeper On the internet
@Ordonity It just shows that more people object with someone else's opinion than agree with it, For eg, When you have more likes in an argument ABT something
Vor 4 MonateAking
@Christine C. why would you even be mad about that and I like it when I notice something and a comment also notices that
Vor 4 MonatePeanut Butter
@Christine C. Oh no! 1 person out of the 7 billion people on earth don't care about a comment! Seriously though, *cry about it*
Vor 4 Monatedeath is upon
@Christine C. cry
Vor 4 MonatePizza Party
Don’t forget Voldermort! He got into Hogwarts in the first movie! Yes I’m a HUGE Harry Potter fan
Vor 4 MonateNova Zero
Harry in fifth year: Finally, a normal year. Umbridge: Ha, you fool.
Vor 3 MonateRosalia Dominguez
You forgot the dark arts teachers, professor Snape (I might give him some leeway though), the big freaking basilisk, and the whomping willow Edit: nvm he did add the teachers lol 🤣
Vor 3 MonateJustYourAverageWeirdo
He never *wanted* the dementors, though. Fudge made him allow them on the grounds. (More around the perimeter of them, but you know what I mean)
Vor 4 Monate♡Mapleflight WaCa♡
"Hogwarts is the safest school in the world" Me: It was. Until Harry Potter came.
Vor 3 MonateDeepfried_Hobo
Me wondering how he spun that rod so well
Vor Monatblip blop
I think we can officially say that he made this song his own
Vor 3 Monateyerayyomismo 09
This is accurately true and relatable XD
Vor 3 MonatePumpkin King
I like to think that Hogwarts IS the safest school, and the other schools are just such nightmares that Hogwarts seems like heaven in comparison.
Vor 7 MonateGhost of the fallen Valkyrie
@KUDO KOSHI There is also a French channel called RAVENCLAU,- they do history videos, for example on the different wizarding schools. There are 11 (I think) internationally recognized wizarding schools in the world (in the hp universe).
Vor 7 MonateGhost of the fallen Valkyrie
@KUDO KOSHI Well I have a lot of information from Harry Potter Theory, from Movie Flame (there are videos of the lives of various characters) and a German Speaking channel called Dagilp (I don't know if he has English subtitles but he does videos on a lot of magical objects, famous wizards and witches, film analysis', cooking tutorials, Let's build Hogwarts, where he answers questions about the wizarding world, Let's plays and other stuff). Then I recommend Super Carlin Brothers,- they have amazing Dumbledore theories, especially surrounding the Fantastic Beasts franchise.
Vor 7 MonateKUDO KOSHI
@Ghost of the fallen Valkyrie any channel that I can watch all of this? Ama be honest, I'm more into back story of things a d their lore. I always do this before diving deep into books
Vor 7 MonateGhost of the fallen Valkyrie
@KUDO KOSHI I don't know the names or the exact things they did,- I'd have to rewatch certain info videos ^^'
Vor 7 MonateGhost of the fallen Valkyrie
@KUDO KOSHI Oof I know there are many bad villains like the one that made the first Basilisk,- he may also be the first person to speak parsle tounge. I don't know his name though and his wand was made of I think a basilisk horn (and other things) and that wand could only be used by him (he could put his wand to "sleep") a descendant of him buried his wand in front of either Ilvermorny or Beauxbatons and it grew into a special tree. And did you know that Azkaban hasn't always been a prison? It was once a the home of an evil wizard who conducted cruel experiments on sailors that sailed the north Sea. It was hidden by various spells and when he died it was discovered by the British ministry of magic. Aurors explored it and found dementors everywhere. And because they didn't know how to get rid of them they let them stay there and made Azkaban a prison.
Vor 7 Monatek8_shrinxx • 13 years ago
“Hogwarts is the safest place on earth” Umbridge: 😐
Vor 3 Tagedhawalmehta83
the teacher made me laugh to death XD
Vor 3 MonateUnicoNoco
This never gets boring! 😅
Vor 2 MonateAriana Cuevas
” How horse is the safest school on earth” the tree that destroyed Ron’s car: am I a joke to you?
Vor Tagyuoop noke
There’s literally an event every five years where they select students to participate in a deathmatch
Vor 6 MonateSukiEdits
@Shovel Film Studios true true
Vor 2 MonateShovel Film Studios
@SukiEdits *3 because Harry was just forced to participate.
Vor 3 MonateSukiEdits
4*
Vor 3 MonateItsAdelineKeb
bro I love this guy he’s so funny
Vor 3 MonateZuur
The dog wasn't in the basement fluffy was in the top floor (aka the place everyone was meant to stay out of) he was in the locked room
Vor TagSunshineSpark41
If you were to go over all the reasons that Hogwarts is dangerous we would be here for an hour
Vor 4 MonateCooldeadpool Weber
You forgot the snake in the girls bathroom, the ghost in the girls bathroom, and the forbidden library that only one man is guarding 🤦♂️
Vor TagTrashy Edits
Everybody: Talking about what he forgot. Me: Yo, that spin at the beginning was smooth.
Vor 7 MonateOctoVids
Same bro
Vor 7 MonateOiiink
Thats what im saying, thats so clean
Vor 7 MonatePono Martinez
THANK YOU
Vor 7 MonateVergil
That aggressive head turn tho 😂
Vor Monathilowid
Proffeser lupin was probably only one of the good defense against the dark arts teacher
Vor MonatGingermonkey868
Now, just think about the other wizarding schools if what he said is actually true.
Vor 2 MonateThe pun God
Don’t forget the whomping willow, a living tree who’s entire personality is a spiteful cat
Vor MonatLavender the Hedgehog YT
We need more memes like this, I love the run cycle!!
Vor 7 MonateFox_
The basilisk: “Am I a joke to you?”
Vor MonatKxy Gaming
That running always gets me
Vor MonatЛëшка
Dam, I want to learn to spin a staff like that too
Vor MonatMooMooJenkins
That run will never not be satisfying to watch
Vor 4 Monate