jakey is like that one cousin you like but can't see till christmas and when you see him you're entertained for the time he's there, thank you jakey

Except this christmas he had another party to go to so he only stuck around for like 10 mins :/

Once every 10 months

Yea and then u think about all the funny stuff that happened for the entire week and just think about how much you miss your cousin

🎯

Jakey is like that one homeless guy you used to see a lot and now isn't around anymore but once or twice a year you see him and are just like "oh thank God he isn't dead"

I was somewhat friends with one but last winter he didnt make it, at least the last time i saw him i bought him his groceries because well fuck my money goes to stupid shit anyways, might as well help someone else

@Laszlo cringe

​@chuckie take a deep look in the mirror

What??? 😂

I’ve never even heard of Michael Clayton until 10 minutes ago. What a classic. Definitely in my list of movies that exist, just wow

@rerere284 The movie Tarzan never gave Clayton any other name, we don’t even know if that’s his forename or surname, however his one closest named inspiration from the books is name William, so close, but no cigar.

ah yes, that name that Tarzan thought was what a gunshot was called

Oh man, Michael Clayton flew under the radar. It’s terrific. Enjoy it. And thank you Jakey for making me feel old as shit realizing it came out in ‘07

I LOVED when he referenced old meme formats from back in the day. Truly was the golden age of gaming, memes and just society in general back around 2005-2013

@Jordo a bunch of open world games that were overrated to hell and call of duty games? Got it. Nah dude you are probably like 22.

@Matthew Hovanes Nah lol, 2008, 2009, 2010, 2011 were all solid years lol. Guessing you didn't like certified classics like GTA IV, GTA TBOGT, GTA TLAD, Red Dead 1, CoD WAW, CoD BO, Halo Reach, Dead Island etc. You are not qualified to speak on this topic clearly 😂

nah, thats when the decline was well under way. Pre 2007 was the best

@EetSleepYeetyeah, shit was cringe lmfao. Even I can recognize that, and I grew up in that era (and peaked in that era :(

Hey man, I appreciate the time you take to make the sponsors segment more enjoyable to the viewer. Normally I would skip the moment I see Honey, but you somehow make it entertaining to watch.

ok

Totally agree. Martincitopants was the first I noticed to do this and make it part of their content. Then I started seeing it more and appreciate the extra work they put in to make it funny

@Brood yup, it would be like saying that social media is free, they profit with your information in order to show you ads and stuff.

@Fizz Thats like saying "I heard your phones track your location". Of course they do. They aren't stealing it either, you're selling it. Thats literally how their whole buisness works. They give you free discounts for basically every store online and in turn they can sell your data to turn a profit. Did you think they were just running their business out of the kindness of their hearts to give you free deals?

I heard they steal your data

Thank you for making the distinction between the developers and the publishers, so many people love to blame the devs who pull 16 hour days and miss their child’s first words or first steps to get these products to us and even then when it’s not enough they do the same thing for another few months to get it fixed and finished. Cyberpunk is in my top 3 games ever and I still see the dev team getting so much hate online for how the release happened, but it’s all on the shoulders of investors and executives. Remember guys, we speak with our wallets not our words.

mom!!!! he’s back!!! the yoga ball gamer is back!

HUZZAH

yoga ball gamer can't hurt you, Eddy. yoga ball gamer isn't real.

@Cringy Cringe Gamerthere’s no point in bringing him into this. Go make trouble for people who actually deserve it.

Eddy Burback loves Gus Johnson

Oh man mr ninecodsandwiches in the flesh

This man delivers 10/10 videos every single time

It really feels like our expectations have been lowered so much that game companies fixing their bugs is seen as going above and beyond.

Yep, and we can see that in a lot of our society today. Shit getting worse and there being no consequences for anyone responsible is just the norm now, so when something doesn't go quite as bad as it could have, people are pleased.

This man doesnt upload frequently but when he does oh boy is it entertaining! Thank you Jakey for another masterpiece for us to enjoy

Jakey makes me feel like im hugging my favorite can of diced pineapples after a long day of work everytime he uploads

I could just watch Jakey, Jakey and Jakey Attorneys at Law doing commercials for random companies all day

had to pause Michael Clayton for this I hope you're happy

It's cool to see Danny somewhere other than his channel

​@Bomburthis guy gets it.

Hey guy

Michael Clayton is a smart movie that does everything well but in the end isn’t that memorable.

No, you finish Michael Clayton before you get to watch this. Otherwise the nuance of the video will be lost on you.

I'm so glad someone made this video. I've been thinking of this exact stuff for so long. I'm very glad that you especially are the one who released it. I'm glad to see you making videos again!

No matter how big the gaps of time between your videos, its always resonating and worth it! Always happy to see new content at a healthy pace that works for you.

Always nice to have Jakey back. Hope he and his are thriving

It's like a holiday when this man posts. My favorite holiday at that.

NakeyJakey is the only person who can make a sponsorship advert entertaining.

Jakey is never late nor early, he appears when we need him most

Just like Gandalf. Lol

Dude seriously last Friday I was thinking man when's the next jakey coming out and boom here it is

God he’s the best.

Jakeys writing is so consistently impressive

Always a treat seeing a new Jakey video appear in my feed. Love you brother, hope life is SICK AS HELL

Every time we see you post a video, my partner and I make popcorn and put you up on our TV instead.. because sir.. you deserve the TV. Thank you for continuing your awesomeness all these years later and how much work you put into your videos. You make our day every time we see you if only a few times a year ❤

After watching jakey for years I can say with 3000 percent certainty this man does not disappoint 👏 like you are the pinnacle of CONTENT

Can't believe Jakey released an unfinished video, never saw that spin he promised.

@Psyklopsthat was patched in bru

@Demi Okulaja he didn't, check 10:39 :)

im so heartbroken why would he lie :(

​@Psyklops of course this happens while he's talking about people with toaster brains 😂

You left to watch dunkey, didn't you.

You’ve been away for so long I needed to emotionally prepare myself for this video, I trained for 4 days and 4 nights, studied ancient arts and techniques and now I’m finally ready. Honestly I also think crunch culture also lands partially on the shoulders of gamers too complaining when there’s a delay, literally celebrating crunch and holding onto the notion that crunch makes games good. I can never understand the feeling that a game needs to come out right this minute or I’ll feel woefully betrayed. When I hear a new season of a show I enjoyed has been delayed, I’m bummed I have to wait longer but I know I’ll eventually be able to watch it. I don’t freak out because They didn’t crunch hard enough

Every time Jakey uploads, i start re-watching his older videos to keep it going and never stop

you killed me with that taco analogy. look forward to more videos cause man your comedy is the best

Michael Clayton was a pretty good movie. Its nice to see it being remembered

Jakey is wild. Drops an album, radio silence for months, then randomly drops a video on a Thursday at 2:45pm. Sensational.

Don't read my name!..

​@TheSuckoShow that's 2 million friends mang

You know when you follow a friend's Youtube and he just drops when he feels like it, not like he's even trying to make it a job. That's Jakey but with almost two million subscribers.

Certainly

This is the Clip u all looking for : https://youtu.be/vC0roEkkKkQ😊

It's been a while since I've seen this man and his legendary Yoga Ball

I love you so friggin gosh darn much jakey I’ve been having such a hard week and an even worse day and you really for real just got me through the end of this day man💕❤️ we love you mayne

Love your stuff man. Always great seeing what you put out 🎉❤

It's always a special time when the one true hot boy blesses us with an upload. Thank you Jakey 🤙

The ending of Michael Clayton is an absolute banger.

Don't worry guys the spin (10:39) will be fixed in a later patch

Thanks IGN for this information

I will stop preordering his videos now.

And I'll applaud when it's fixed

Speen

Good.

Happy to see you back Jakey! Keep up the good work man, I appreciate you a ton.

Not a minute in and I know this one's gonna be classic.

Always happy to see when you put out another video dude. Hope you're doing well!

Thank you for making yet another video that taught us all what we already know.

Jakey you have such a great reputation to me I'd preorder tf outta you were a game. Thanks for making great content!

I cant describe the happiness I feel at seeing this video pop up in my feed. Looking healthy and happy Jakey, love it !!!

@NakeyJakey we only hope the better for you , not the best because Wario is the best

@NakeyJakey UmU

sameeee

Absolutely agree

@NakeyJakey Ayo

i love you man. your work brightens my crappy days, good job

When we needed him most, he returned

You are my favorite YouTuber/music creator. I’m so happy you’re doing better and being more active ❤️

Nakey Jakey, the only youtuber'as sponsorships sections i don't skip because he makes them so damn entertaining.

Having worked 6 years in games as a tech artist, and having the industry drive me crazy and change career paths.. this video made me feel better thank you jakey, now churro me to the throat plz

Always utilize the strafe when 'driving' James Bond in Goldeneye, and reap the benefits in multiplayer.

1.2 control style is where it's at.

Holy shit, it's Brewstew

Early 2000s lunch break, go back to school after lunch or play 007 golden eye? Early 2000s evening, wake up early for school or play 007 golden eye?

Me and Jakey Rutzou

alright...

Thanks for the upload Jakey, I just left a relationship of almost 3 years and your videos make my day man.

Very nice to see you Jakey, and the firm too. I am extremely pleased by the ace attorney references, thank you.

I'm so happy you uploaded another video. Thank you. One of my favorite channels because of how much you don't give af about looking super duper IGN professional. Also you're funny... as hell. 😂 What's funny though is how my girlfriend LITERALLY only knew you from your music. Never even knew you had this content. I was like, what? He makes music? Lol no, I knew that but it blew my mind she didn't know. Now she does. I made sure of it. In a consensual way of course. I didn't grab her head and shove it to the TV.

“i just saw Michael Clayton” is a wonderfully obscure and hilarious line.

One of the few channels I preemptively like the video before it even gets going. Never disappointed.

Love how he makes 2 videos in a whole year and it’s like he hasn’t missed a step.

Fr

Jakey always coming through with the pristine content. I always appreciate hearing your insight.

This man deserves every view and like he gets.

Always good to see jakey is still alive and pumping vidya vids ;)

Missed your videos Jakey, they are ALWAYS a hit!!!

pre ordered this vid a few months ago, not disappointed. pretty fun to watch. no notes. terrified to go check how many months it's been since i last saw you man, hope you're having a wonderful day and doing better tho.

The fact that this is #8 on Trending when I type this comment is insane. Jakey still has that magic touch of making a Gem of a video every 6 months.

@Dorraj Yeah, and now the new shit they do is delay the game a few days unless you pay 20 bucks extra to get early access. And people will pay the extra 20. 💀

Weaker Jontron

#8 on trending and not a soul will listen to this man and will continue to pre-order the next broken pokemon game

@lucas wood LMFAO! NO JUST NO!

The Pizza Hut demo disc video is the high watermark.

Jakeyyyyy!!! So glad you’re back brotha, can’t wait for the bangers you have in store 🔥

I had no idea you were making music dude, I just downloaded Romcom and I’ve been listening to it on repeat since you dropped this video. You’re hella talented bro, I can’t wait for you to make more 💪

after all this time, the yoga ball still never popped. also whoever edits jakey vids is a green screen god.

Jakey will just casually say the funniest shit ever out of nowhere. 1:55 psychotic reddit dungeon made me have to rewind twice because i kept dying. I'm a dead man now. Thank you for killing me jakey i love your videos so much

Welcome back my dude! Love to see new videos! And this could not be more timely video after the train wreck that was Dark Tide.

originally i wrote something super dumb for this pinned message but after reading some really kind comments i just wanted to say thanks for watching and showing up. whether you love the vid or hate it for whatever reason - means a lot that you gave me a chance. xoxo jinstagram ► https://www.instagram.com/jakeychristy jwitter ► https://twitter.com/nakeyjakey

Great to have you back bro. Only thing I ask for is the name of that background track playing at 3:38… please 😢

If you need a churro to the throat I'm the goat

Try $130 in Australia !

@AceVip No this is 😁

Always a good day when Jake uploads ❤️

Always happy to see the strange dakota man and his exercise ball.

Jakey reminds me of that meme about philosophers cause he’s just sitting on a metaphorical balcony doing his own thing, spewing facts and we’re all down here screaming “this man does not miss” and I’m all about it. Modern day Socrates right here

This thumbnail kept appearing on my feed every time I'd open my YouTube app for the past few days, but I'd scroll past it because I didn't have the time to properly watch this. This Sunday morning (after I attended a friend's gender reveal last night) I opened my app again only to realize it was a Jakey video! Liked it before I watched, and it was a hilarious and spot-on analysis. Love ya Nakey ❤

You're so on point in this video, thank you Jakey

Michael Clayton is SO GOOD.

I agree! cool legal thriller

It’s alright. It’s a smart movie that’s almost entirely unmemorable. Talky but not super cinematic.

PSA for anybody out there who liked Andor, Michael Clayton was made by the same writer/director so if you like one you'll like the other

some great head bobbing from our boy Georgie Bobbley in there for sure

just watched it for the first time last week, fantastic movie from start to finish

always appreciate when the yoga ball gamer posts 🙏

In this age of broken video games you are our light, sir

This guy drops an album I could lay my grandmother to rest to, AND STILL MAKES BANGER GAMING VIDEOS RAAHHHHHHHHHH

God I appreciate the use of the Ace Attorney ost, so catchy 😩

It is delightful to hear your voice again Jacob. Side note thank you for the Phoenix Wright love

To add to Jake's point, I think the issue got worse when Open World games became commonplace. Instead of scaling the bug checking and QA to the larger size of the game's worlds, they kept the same development times and release windows to appease stockholders, which led to crunch as an industry standard, and corporate greed as an acceptable reason to release broken games to make money NOW and fix problems later. (If ever.)

are we sure this game we classified isnt typified as "-janks" or aa titles that were comprehensive for their scale?

​@Louis Victor Honestly, I could kiss the people who designed the landscape and map. It's all I was gushing to my friends about when they lended the game to me. All the little things to incentivize exploration, the landmarks and the map was so easy to use and, even more importantly, easy to read. The music design also made sure it never got boring, even though I disliked the combat portions.

@MicShazam Yup then the publisher don't suspect sabotage for their "money maker" by the scorned workers they folded into the grind because they don't know the games

I do like Michael Clayton quite a bit, and I was thinking about it after you mentioned it and until you mentioned it again. Also I was still thinking about it after too. What a good movie :)

Years later im still counting on the day that his yoga ball pops while he’s on it and I just know it’ll be the greatest.

Michael Clayton was the original gamer. He game ended the pharmaceutical system and quickscoped Tilda Swinton while saying “I’m not the guy you kill, I’m the guy you teabag”.

he always returns when we need him most. he's like batman but naked

A wizard is never late or early. He arrives precisely when he means to.

It's comforting to think we're all looking up at the same gamer night sky.

@Bunx and contemplating the same gamer universe

And wishing on the same gamer shining stars.

Best videos on YouTube. So well edited and voiced.

You're the best Jake we miss you. Love ya bud. Thank you.

I love that these never start with “hey it’s been a minute” but straight to the subject. Always a gift to see you’ve uploaded Jake 🫶🏻

Jakey is slowly turning into David Hayter. Every perfection ends up as David Hayter.

I have never felt so called out for thinking about Michael Clayton

LOVE your videos, they’re like diamonds, take a lot of time to be ready, but when they are… GODDAMN

As the old saying goes, “If it ain’t broke, smash it with a hammer and monetize the pieces”

@Hoze 123 thank you, a lot of these people seem confused

​@Elph I thought that was the point

@Elph your understanding of humour is outstanding

@Elph 🤓

@Hoze 123 no that's not what it's called

Just managed to stop laughing at the "DO IT LIVE" long enough to type this. Damn you Jakey. This is a work of art.

Love the dunkey shout out, two of my favorite channels on the internet

I really was hoping Nakey Jakey would talk at length about Elden Ring, considering how much of a souls fan he is. But I've been waiting so long for anything from him that I'll accept the 10 second ER bit he made within this video

I haven't even started the video yet, and I'm just so excited!! Love your work NakeyJakey!

You can tell Jake enjoys being the only person who remembers Michael Clayton

I remember Jake being on the hype train for Cyberpunk and then going dark on Twitter for a while after it came out 💀 I was like "oh no, we're gonna get a video on this one aren't we" and here we are a few years later haha

worth mentioning cpdr is making eurojank game widely known as WITCHER, hence Cyberpunk felt and uncanny to the americanjank Fallout franchise. the game is a modded FO4 w/ cars

​@ROBLOXpwnr I think it's valid to hate on it. The game was delayed twice I believe, and came out that bad. They could have told the truth. "You guys can have this glitchy version, let us see our family and we'll fix it". That being said, I do want to try it later so I can't really complain when I didn't preorder it

Another shady thing about the Cyberpunk release he didn't mention is how some console copies got shipped early by accident and CDPR publicly threatened DMCA strikes for anyone who released pre-release footage trying to warn people. And the fans ate it up because "it will defend us from spoilers!" It's not even like they have legal grounds to take down transformative works using the game, even if it's before the release date.

@Adrian Brodin Yup, I purchased the game last June and loved every single second of it. Currently on my third play through and eagerly awaiting the DLC/Orion, but because I waited so long it’s easier for me to defend the game when YouTubers or commenters still to this day dogpile onto it. The game released HORRIBLY broken and in a terrible state which is not excusable in any world, I just hope more people give it a second chance and experience the story because it’s a whole other game now

God I love Michael Clayton, rewatching soon

hey man i really love you your videos calm me down and make me feel safe and relaxed

I feel like Jake could possibly release content more often if he were to hire an editor that complements his style well

This is the exact reason I never pre-order anything and wait a few months after release to hear anecdotes/reviews about games before buying