Badger here's your suggestion: We need to add melee weapons that are literally just furniture. like plastic garden chairs or ceiling fans.

I can alreadsy see that That's basicly israeli bar fight

So you want to add in Yakuza Beast style into the game?

Or couches or octagonal picnic tables.

Or a entire couch

@@xtremegamer7198 I was about to say

"tabg is worth the 5 dollar price tag" tabg: *goes free to play*

Ikr

Jahler*

🤣🤣🤣lol

Anyone know the name of the song at 9:04

@@dogedog7127 unsure might be cipher from lemino. The audio is hidden behind russian’s voice.

Badger: "The $5 was worth it" Landfall: "uhh... It's free now."

Free? How so?

@@NormanRDolan They made the game an FTP a while ago (not sure HOW long ago, tho)

@@RBTD-bn6us aren't the servers deactivated now? Like Badger revived the game only for landfall to kill the game by not fixing the not funny bugs

@@MommyKhaos the servers are still up and average 500 players online

"Never thought I'd be talking to a TABG voice actor." Better start believin' in Voice Actors, Russianbadger; Ye are one!!

Second ever Pirates of the Caribbean reference I’ve seen on this site

Thank you Badger and everyone else for recognizing Ohio as circletown and yes, as someone who lives in Ohio, it really is a rural bar fight.

It’s diet florida

As another ohioan. Yep he wasnt wrong

@@TheUndeadScout Our weather be Bipolar as hell too

We do fight in bars a lot my fellow Ohioan

i can’t believe you people think Ohio is real

Badger really went from playing with an asset to BEING an asset

"The russian roulette", a revolver that jams up on almost every shot unless you get lucky in which case it unleashes the force of a 1000 suns.

+ One chance to shoot every 5 seconds To avoid macro use

-slaps the revolver- " lousy piece of sh-" *-Fires and kills everyone in a mile radius-*

*uses a flintlock fully loaded*

how bout a map wide russian roulette event where bullets have a 1/6 chance of shooting the player themselves

@@plk2147 *ha* no

i feel like i would like to see badger and heavenly play “a way out” together

Heavenly would drop him on Purpose

That would be *amazing*

@@urbanhail548 just like how we bullied payday 2 devs into adding the spoon

"Ohio is literally a rural bar fight of a state"... as someone who lived in Ohio for 15 years, the accuracy of that statement made me lol so hard! 🤣

so, which of the 3 buildings in the state have you been to?

I didn’t read that lol part the first time...

@@anuragneelam8527 lMAO

@@anuragneelam8527 same 🤣

Imagine being a random bystander and you see badger and his squad Fuckin flying across the map in a car

I played in that game and I saw it and let me just say it makes so much more sense now that I know it was thouse guys who did it.

It wouldn't even be that wierd, TABG has some wild stuff

"At 26 frames, you can't expect me to hit shit." *Laughs in 2.8 frames in enlisted and still gets 28 kills with a springfield*

God damn what kinda potato brand you using?

Xbox. Not Xbox360. Not Xbox SeriesX. An Xbox

Respect to you man. But I play on a modified toaster, and I can only play Roblox Phantom Forces on 29 frames AVERAGE. But the sad part is, is that not all maps can be ran on 29 frames. Also I have 2 graphics on my settings

legit same im running enlisted on an i3 lol

Et tu?

i love how welcoming this games community is They'lll practically high five you and then hand you a can of sprite if your new like: "welcome to hell, fren!"

So first God left the server, then we go a fun fact and died for it, and now we've found out our momma is dead. What a great trilogy

Best Trilogy Ever

Don't forget the French too

@@Aerospaced that wasn't a title

Just wait till the badger voice in the game your gonna flip

The TABG trilogy, from Badger.

I'd be down to see badger as a voice option in tabg

A real shame that "You cowards will never stop me" is too long for a catchphrase

You just hear "boomer" over and over in his voice lmao 😂😂

"boomer alive bad"

@@azzyasbourne9107 "landfall boomer hm"

I come from the future

TheRussianBadger is literally just a comedian playing video games while animating his videos with SFM better than any video game company.

I swear, badger is the only person to date that has made me laugh while trying to sell me a shaving kit. That guy gaming so hard that his shorts just burst into flames had me wheezing.

Honestly, looking into Jurrasic420's eyes with that stupid hat, knowing he's a god at TABG, makes me feel an emotion that doesn't exist.

It's because being a shit poster in this game makes you stronger

"Youve never seen the horrors of the unity game engine, they're beyond the comprehension of mortal man." That quote has aged like a fine wine.

I now believe that Martin and Badger are just good friends at this point.

I'm good friends with Martin so that makes me a mutual with Badge. My life is complete now.

Oui

The trilogy

Maybe but I think badgers holding him hostage

Comically Large Spoon is now in Payday 2 and if the community gets a collected 5 million kills with the spoon then we get gold spoon

BADGER, MAKE A VID ON THE SPOON N O W

SPOOON

As soon as I found out about it (and yes I know I'm late) I rushed to tell badger about it but I see you already have it covered. Also SPOON

E

i got that golden spoon, on me

5:50 This makes me want to hear one of the other heisters call Jacket "Chicken Little". Also i ended up in a server with Jurassic420 and spent the entire round watching this man get kill after kill.

we need jacket in payday 3, i know its only been out for a couple days but it needs more

5:47 “All I’m saying is ..... if physical energy can be converted into thermal energy...... how hard do I have to punch a chicken to cook it?” - Jello

That and them letting the pizza play a round are the best callbacks I've ever heard 😂

Which video is the punch chicken quote from?

@@huzaifahahmed4303 I think tactical fried chicken from world of tanks

Ahhh nostalgia

5:43 my man had an entire backstory and vendetta against that chicken man, so much raw anger lmao

As a Finnish person, you saying "unironically Finnish" is the most 'fair enough' statement I have heard in a while

Ayyy pog im finnish too and i agree

Yeah gotta agree

@@joonapukarinen1153 you just got to agree

Tavallaan totta lol (Sort of true lol)

@@zusatord782 kyllä se on täysin oikein

0:50 Those M1 Garands each fire 8 rounds before you hear their signature ping, and that’s because in real life the M1 Garand really does only hold 8 shots. Goddammit Badger that is some attention to detail right there

It's not really attention to detail, it's just... Not fucking up the gun. Lol

@@EzekiesAcheron call it what you will, but you gotta appreciate the effort

@@keeganlafferty1395 It's not all that much effort to go to google and go "How many bullets fit in an M1 Garand clip?" The fact that you think it's an amazing attention to detail, just goes to show how few fucks most game devs give when adding guns to latest *insert dogshit AAA FPS here*

wow this conversation got depressing fast.

Might you say it's.... Totally accurate?

I'm a member of the community and even I thought the sandwich joke was fucking hilarious.

SAME

As someone who is also apart of LGBTQ community I lost my shit at that joke near ugly laughed

I dont understand it, could you guys explain it?

@@xanderdoss5665 if you know the sandwich BLT, then there

@@JakyChanlol ah, ok

It's a year later, and I still can't help but wonder. How would Badger look with a full beard??

"I got a Mac, now where is the cheese" lives rent free in my head permanently

0:03 this aged very well

Yes

The last thing Badger needed was to add the word “drip” to his vocabulary

Add “drip” to tabg word bank is what we need now

He lost headass for drip

Search among drip if you wish to see a cursed video (not an ad as I don't own anything related to the video or channel that uploaded it I just find it funny).

The all trying to get this platinum chip, while out here with my platinum drip

The milk man????? Is your milk delicious???

"when you have been gaming for 5 hours and your shorts smells flammable" it had me laughing so hard cuz it was so true for me

Once it actualy started a fire i don't want to talk About it

Lol my first thought was yikers, not that I don't get stressed too

Swampass is a real issue 😂

Badger, you charging people for heals was like the hardcore version of “Can’t Pay We’ll Take it Away”

Badger's "Hello" sounds weirdly soothing to hear, considering his chaotic and eccentric nature

There wasn’t a single point where I thought badger disliked this game, the game literally has such shitpost energy

Badger was ahead of his time he was the Ohio meme creator 😂

Idea: A “Loudener” barrel that looks like the end of a tuba that does nothing but make your shots louder...thas it

I'm making a game like tabg called: your average PVP game. It's gonna have the most broken physics ever. Edit: i forgot this existed and it’s been cancelled, sorry guys

Multi barrel 50 drum mag fully semi automatic high explosive fin Stabalized Discarding Sabot rpg This edibles aint shit, im tellin you

No, it should also launch you back whenever you shoot it, and there is a rare version of it that has knives attached and can rotate.

i think such thing should also have additional knock-back on both the user and the target.

@@Player3616 five attachments a gun, you can make them multiple of each, like 5 sights. Just saying, that’s pretty broken.

“Ball spray is the least weird part of this video. If you have any brain cells you don’t feel like losing, i’d crank some 90s the hell out of here right now.” That’s why we’re here

The one and only time I don’t skip a sponsor of a video is every RussianBadger video because only he can actually make sponsors funny

2:56 the whole thing with flammable… just perfect

I think this channel is the ONLY channel where I don't skip the sponsor's

Same

Ye in this vid the vegeta part is just hilarious

Tabg is the most fun I’ve genuinely ever played out of all battle royales

Badger fears no demonetisation. He uncensored the “f*ck, f*ck, f*ck” without the fear of youtube tyranny

Badjur to youtube: THE POWER OF DOLLAR SHAVE CLUB SPONSORSHIP COMPELS YOU!!

And GamerSups

@@Lightna and of course RAID SHADOW LEGENDS

@@AViewCado69420 fuck I was gonna say that.

yeah there were ads on this video aswell

Badger is just cooking up a banger

From the future, he really was

Badger looks like if Terrintino wasn’t mad all the time.

Something that I’ve noticed about Martin is that, like James Woods and Hades, he does the voice lines for Mozzy by just existing because they’re both chaotic they’re both a little bit nutty and they’re both unironically Australian

3:07 When you down the jugs of Gamersupps and you clutch the Gulag, then immediately get popped mid-air by a camping S.O.B

10:07 as an American i can confirm that is how our health care system works, Badger

"Meeting with Landfall games" I can only imagine their office is just a garage

No it's an old tree with a door build on the side of it cause only a damn elf could make a game like this

@@azathoththe3rd no its an old shack inside a garbage dump, they could barely program the game without getting their electricity cut off every 5 mins cuz they committed tax fraud

@@azathoththe3rd Ewph*

*Badger 2 weeks after*: So good news, i meet with Landfall games, bad news, i dont have a liver anymore.

It’s just a crackden.

Sometimes I like to imagine this game in vr, the nausea would be unreal.

I think this channel is the only place where even the sponsors are good content

Badger straight up looking like a TV villain

"Ohio is literally a rural bar fight of a state" Accurate

Badger is the only YouTuber whose ads you want to watch purely because “Ball spray is the least weird part of this video.” is not a sentence you want to randomly skip to without context.

“Ohio is literally a rural bar fight of a state” As an Ohio resident who is joining the military to get away I completely agree with this statement.

so its basically a bar fight, but as a military unit, its just a bar fight but rifles and immense shouting?

25 astronauts are from Ohio (per NASA). That state clearly makes people want to leave this planet.

@@darknet180 yes

As a Ohioan I have one complaint: The bar is made of fucking corn. It's just corn. There's only corn. This is a cry for help. The corn is coming. Help.

What branch?

I hope to match this man's power one day, his vegeta hair is truly a force to be reckoned with

I cant stop thinking about how much badger looks like the bowler hat man 😂

... You mean from meet the Robinsons? OH my God. I can actually see it.

Why is Badger the only youtuber to do the sponsor bit right? He sprinkles clips in that tie into what he's talking about with the read and makes them genuinely enjoyable to watch. He memes the shit out of it and that makes me actually listen. Sponsor people, take fuckin notes, this is how you do it

I feel like we need another TABG video now that it's free.

Well it happened

Swaws

(9:46 & 9:51) This is perfect for Ralsei, *now he never has to let go of the trigger to heal!*

Badger: *can’t hit shots at less than 30 FPS* Garry’s mod PVP-ers: Weak.

I played BF3 back on the 360 before switching to pc and my aim was on point. Not sure what he's complaining about.

@@valravnsshadow9422 Facts...... going from console to pc, they raged at my aim afterwards

Switch Players: WEAK

420th like lmao

ikr

I want him to upload full, unedited gameplay sessions of him and his friends playing tabg

Old animation+good jokes and broken the game=good content

"He's finnish" Knowing the power of the Finnish, this man truly indeed is the best player in the game

player: *caves someone's skull in with a shotgun* reaction: oh.. wow

It’s amazing how these guys are friends with the guy who voices a character in a mainstream triple A game is cool yet also kinda silly

Badger: "at 24 frames chat you can't expect me to hit shit." Me who plays Rainbow six Seige on a potato: "huh.."

@Emery Dennis nice but I don’t think anyone asked

@Emery Dennis Me no like

Me who plays rust @15 fps

@@ad-manchannel1017 me who cant even start the fucking game

Og xbox one gang

0:27 My favorite new Vegas quote. Period

Watching Badger again really reminded of the dumb and fun humor i enjoy and really its whats making my day just watching old videos ive missed.

You are the only creator that I actually watch the adds of because you make it actually entertaining

i dont think theres anyone who makes better content than badger on youtube period. period

Badger is slowly turning inti Quentin Tarantino.

He's one foot fetish away from making a pulp fiction sequel 😂

The visceral irony that is badger being friends with Mozzie's VA while simultaneously being on the ubisoft no stage appearances list kills me every single time

Wait seriously? Lmao

Why is he on the no stage appearance

@@gizzw_ He's "canonically an edgelord in the Ubisoft/Rainbow 6 Siege Cinematic Universe" (that's pretty much a quote from Badger). The R6S dev team apparently hates him, but the Ubisoft Marketing team loves him 🤣

@@tracetaylor9361 I actually don’t believe you could have explained that better. Holy shit thanks man

@@gizzw_ No problem man 😂

Wait the greatest TABG player is Finnish? They're a national treasure in my books.

Every day badger starts to look more like terintino.

Having watched Pulp Fiction, I absolutely fucking see it!

I spent 10 minutes laughing at badger saying “shorts smell flammable”

I don’t care what anyone says, but anyone on YouTube who can make a sponsor ad entertaining is a legend in my eyes

Well, now we know why Badger went to the HQ.

I like how badger basically looked at landfall games and said “I am the developer now”

Gotta thank ya, bajur. Saw a 2-pack+razor of dsc at a dollar store and bought it on a whim just cuz of ya. Cheap, yet damn effective. $4.50 for it, and the blades lasted through 3 full shaves each. Thank you so much for producing awesome content, and awesome ads! I can't believe I said "thank you for the awesome ads"....

TheRussianBadger never fails to spread my cheeks with his videos.

0:03 I never thought I needed Arthur Morgan punching Tacitus Kilgore with a grin Edit: nvm its Fenton. Still amazing though

Get hyped bois, its been a month New Badge Video imminent

It’s 2 am, got to get up at four. Not getting an ounce of sleep, but you’ve made this some of the most bearable pain in my life. Thank.

They should add a barrel attachment that makes the gun have 10x more recoil.

*Fires gun* *Tabg Space Program initiated*

That + Blunderbuss = *Masterpiece of disaster*

_Walls closing in?_ Shoots gun once *GOOD,* _THAT’S ONE LESS LOOSE END._

Make it 10x force in both directions and that would be amazing

@@theasexualidiot4803 no. Reverse recoil...

"And your Shorts smell flammable like mine." Excuse me as i go get a new pair of lungs, i coughed mine up from laughing too damn hard at this and the fact the spy Scream came up at the same time.

imagine not watching badger in vr

4:10 he is doing 90s funniest thing ever

Don’t know why but Grouse’s avatar matches his excitement 9:32

Russian badger is like that kid that has every hot wheels and the best nerf guns

From the sheer chaos of everyone together, they could add a TTT esk mode, everyone could appreciate the majesty of DRIP OR DROWN JUSTICE

I love how you managed to turn a battle royals game into an role play server.

thanks badger, these videos really help because i just recently found out my mum was cheating on my dad and you help me cope.

This entire video felt like an intro

Just seeing master cheif saying "HES IN THE F-ING GROUND" is perfect

I'm convinced that Badger is actually just Tarantino's son

Ohioan here: "Ohio is literally a rural bar fight" well they did call this game "Totally accurate" for a reason

I mean, yeah

AYY FELLOW OHIO I SEE THE CORN SPREADS FURTHER.

We must spread the Buckeye Nationalism my brethren

@@nardo8006 ALL HAIL THE CORN, GO BUCKEYES!

ALL HAIL THE CORN EMPIRE LEAD BY THE BUCKEYE KING

I like how at the end he looks over to his right to read his script

As someone who’s from Ohio this is accurate, totally accurate.

Underrated lol

Totally accurate battlegrounds

Yo imma be honest, Badger during the Dollar Shave Club sponsor be looking like Quentin Tarantino

Crossing the Mojave dessert makes you wish for the Russian badger to cover the new Vegas dlc