Teach yourself Glaswegian: Lesson 1

  • Am Vor 10 years

    FaplockFaplock

    Glaswegians with subtitled English
    Created with MAGIX Video deluxe MX Plus

B L A S T
B L A S T

the fact that the subtitles are wrong makes this way funnier

Vor 2 years
Adam A-K
Adam A-K

@Frank Anthony the show is called Burnistoun

Vor Monat
Mark Mnckton
Mark Mnckton

I beg your pardon

Vor Monat
M M
M M

You mean the subtitles are Tom. 😁

Vor Monat
Adrian Wilkinson
Adrian Wilkinson

This is Excellent. Great imagination and perfectly executed. i'd like more of this.

Vor year
The Lamb
The Lamb

It's called Burnistoun.

Vor Monat
Cheeky Bastard
Cheeky Bastard

“Where in America is that? Dublin” has me on the ground ahhahaha

Vor 3 years
Андрій Скляр
Андрій Скляр

​@The Lonely King OK, OK, enough, we all understand that americans it's passive-aggresive irish

Vor 16 Tage
The Lonely King
The Lonely King

Town in Virginia called Dublin too

Vor Monat
Nick Maclachlan
Nick Maclachlan

@Rensune As a resident of the West Country in the UK, I particularly like all the coastal place names in the New England area, as they are basically the same as the UK. Obviously the early settlers were either homesick or just plain lazy when it came to naming their new settlements....lol.

Vor Monat
Rensune
Rensune

@Nick Maclachlan Pennsylvania has Every city name, tbh

Vor Monat
Fifthcolumn
Fifthcolumn

@Nick Maclachlan I always joke that Boston is the largest city in Ireland.

Vor Monat
Daniel
Daniel

Whoever thought of Scottish DJ Jesus is a visionary

Vor 4 Monate
Gazpacho Police
Gazpacho Police

@LanChiaoPeng For some reason, i read your comment in the Scottish accent in my head. Don't ask why

Vor 18 Tage
Mëïstër Ëmm
Mëïstër Ëmm

@Sakésaurus Can the Host be Glen Fiddich and a Munchy Box?

Vor Monat
Mëïstër Ëmm
Mëïstër Ëmm

@LanChiaoPeng I think that if Jesus was Scottish he would more appreciate the shrewd business practices and the penny pinching.

Vor Monat
LanChiaoPeng
LanChiaoPeng

@Mëïstër Ëmm He did slap seven bells out of moneylenders and other shady businessmen in the temple precincts, though. Wonder if that counts?

Vor Monat
Sakésaurus
Sakésaurus

@Mëïstër Ëmm omw to found a sect of headbutting gaelic Jesus

Vor Monat
Jon Ericson
Jon Ericson

Even as a American, when the Scot is like, "voice recognition technology?" I'm like, "even this guy knows thats a BAD IDEA!"

Vor Monat
Dora Anderson
Dora Anderson

The taller guy trying to say eleven in an English accent has me on the floor.... To this day, it's too funny when my brother does it! 😂😂

Vor Monat
Dora Anderson
Dora Anderson

@piggypiggy pig Ah, i must have mixed it up, either way, It's still too funny for words! 😁😁😂😂😂😂

Vor 25 Tage
piggypiggy pig
piggypiggy pig

This will really blow your mind, it was the shorter guy who attempted the English accent. xD

Vor Monat
HS
HS

I love how the subtitles have mistakes in them/are incorrect, it makes it even better.

Vor Monat
Ezequiel Almada
Ezequiel Almada

I haven't laughed this hard for YEARS!!!! And then people wonder why I love Scotland.

Vor 5 years
Steffen Rosmus
Steffen Rosmus

That must be weird aka British people🤣🤣🤣

Vor Monat
Benn Austin
Benn Austin

As an Australian, I relate to the voice recognition bit!

Vor Monat
Geoff Secombe
Geoff Secombe

I was in a shop in Scotland (of all places) and asked the woman behind the counter for a can of coke, in what I considered to be my gentle and refined Australian accent. She gave me a Kit-Kat.

Vor Monat
Claudio di stefano
Claudio di stefano

one of the funniest video worldwide, at the moment. Very well realized and interpretated. Really a god job bros

Vor 6 years
Christine Dorman
Christine Dorman

I was laughing out loud. Even the subtitles aren't quite getting the words right. :D

Vor 5 years
μικροκοσμος紫
μικροκοσμος紫

This is brilliant. Simple but genius

Vor 2 Monate
Wendy Dee
Wendy Dee

I've been with my Glaswegian partner for 15 years. I'm still asking him to repeat himself haha :o)

Vor Monat
Noname
Noname

The elevator scetch is simply amazing, it is so funny I almost fell from my chair!!!

Vor 5 Monate
MorganThorgan
MorganThorgan

Whats funniest about this is its totally true. Where I used to live was on the border of Scotland and England. The problem is when voice recognition first came out it only did the stereotypical English or Scottish accent. Our area has an awful blend of English and Scottish and no voice recognition could understand a word we said. It got so bad they had to have an attendant stand at the lift in our local area who had a very English accent. It took them over a year to sort this situation out and when they did sort it out no one would get in the lift cause no one trusted it without the attendant lol.

Vor 14 Tage
Curious Mind
Curious Mind

Absolutely hilarious!!! Still game series is a hit too.

Vor Monat
Victor Finngall
Victor Finngall

Never underestimate the power of silly comedy.

Vor Monat
Harry Kemp
Harry Kemp

Brilliant! As a Sassenach, I love Scottish comedy.

Vor 22 Tage
Mr Spock
Mr Spock

That's some funny stuff . Brilliant 👏 best comedy I've seen in years

Vor 19 Tage
The Gunslinger
The Gunslinger

I love the scots sense of humor, a lot less buzz Killington than the English sometimes.

Vor Monat
mark a
mark a

In 1994 ,I bought a fender stratocaster deluxe plus from a shop in hemel Hempstead. The salesman was an Irish looking Scot and when describing the crimson Ash colour, he said that the GREEN was prominent. I realised a few seconds later that he meant the GRAIN of the wood. I would rather of had a nest of hornets shoved up my arse then own a green guitar

Vor Monat
Kirk the Jerk
Kirk the Jerk

Hahahahahaha. In fact, trying on a Southern American accent in that elevator with that word would've made things even harder for them, since traditionally we stress the first syllable (E-leven, not e-LE-ven)

Vor 5 years
Cyclpian city dweller
Cyclpian city dweller

Southern or Bostonian.

Vor Monat
Abhishek Dhar
Abhishek Dhar

Such great humour. Brilliant. And I thought I liked British comedy.

Vor Monat
Kathleen Callaghan
Kathleen Callaghan

Laughed so hard tears were rolling out of my eyes.

Vor 3 years
Paul N
Paul N

Don't laugh at the lift sketch too much, this is a glimpse of the future, unnecessary electronic shite causing mega stress!! Douglas Adams predicted this 40 years ago, as all 'Hitch hikers guide to the universe' fans will remember!!

Vor Monat
General Purpose
General Purpose

3:25 you transcribed that part wrong, he said, “that we’d be going aff our nuts at it”, which in English basically means they knew we would be going crazy/getting angry trying to make it work.

Vor Monat
Jan Ruud Schutrups
Jan Ruud Schutrups

At some point I would have tried "ten" and walked the last bit taking the stairs XD!

Vor 3 Monate
himmelsdemon
himmelsdemon

Exactly what I came up with, nice to see a like mind!

Vor Monat
Martin Linger
Martin Linger

Voice recognition has me in stitches every time

Vor Monat
Fernando Buscemi
Fernando Buscemi

Un video divertentissimo. Un saluto dalla Sicilia! A very funny Video (y) Greetings from Sicily!

Vor 4 years
Robbie Rotten
Robbie Rotten

The subtitles on this were pure rank man

Vor 4 years
1nikg
1nikg

Aye tank rotten

Vor Monat
Frank Anthony
Frank Anthony

I know. I knew a long time ago. BUT I can't find the original footage to change them.

Vor 8 Monate
Frank Anthony
Frank Anthony

Pat of its beauty! 😇

Vor 10 Monate
prathamesh gawade
prathamesh gawade

After 10 years these are getting recommend YouTube has weird algorithm But it still made me laugh 🤣, simple nice comedy.

Vor Monat
The Covid Prisoner
The Covid Prisoner

Jeeezzz This is Great...Brill....Feckin Ace 😂👍😁 Luv it..... Just watched this again........😂😂😂 ELEVEN FFS ...... Better than the first time 👍

Vor 18 Tage
hatednyc
hatednyc

Such a wonderful show

Vor Monat
yeva nasvetya
yeva nasvetya

The fact that i can laugh because thereis a subtitle is just peak comedy

Vor Monat
Corrie Hingston
Corrie Hingston

I love the lift skit. Very funny

Vor 19 Tage
PeachJam
PeachJam

This is absolutely hilarious!

Vor Monat
Michael Green
Michael Green

Still Game is fantastic but there is a wealth of other great Scottish comedy produced via BBC Scotland ❣

Vor Monat
Natasha Twx
Natasha Twx

I was wondering why I could understand every word they say, then I realised I was reading the subtitles, I close my eyes and I can't understand a single sentence

Vor year
1nikg
1nikg

I think he means the subtitles put in place by the uploader

Vor Monat
NOPE
NOPE

The subtitles are completely wrong

Vor 3 Monate
Niall Stewart
Niall Stewart

Even the subtitles are hilarious in places 😂

Vor Monat
Mohammed G. Abid
Mohammed G. Abid

Just wonderful

Vor 4 years
DonMeaker
DonMeaker

US Cavalry in the west hears drums. General Custer: "Those are war drums!" Glasweigan Sergeant: "The thievin' bastards!!"

Vor Monat
Peter Schiavo
Peter Schiavo

@nivel "Those are our drums."

Vor Monat
nivel
nivel

I didn't get it, can you explain please?

Vor Monat
AR Gaming
AR Gaming

Brilliant 👏 😆 🤣

Vor Monat
Johnty Fleming
Johnty Fleming

Pure class

Vor Monat
Ian Hogben
Ian Hogben

its beautiful

Vor Monat
Bibly Bims
Bibly Bims

Scottish humour is criminally underrated

Vor 12 Tage
Peter Larsen
Peter Larsen

Brilliant!! 🤣🤣🤣

Vor Monat
Victor Mejia
Victor Mejia

I cried my eyes out laughing.

Vor Monat
Danijel Android
Danijel Android

They should have tried other levels/floors like TEN and walk a floor up.

Vor Monat
Ellen Somna
Ellen Somna

Very hard laughing after a disastrous Day, thank you!!!!!!

Vor Monat
MoonSpinners
MoonSpinners

@Gribootvod …you know I am 😂

Vor Monat
Gribootvod
Gribootvod

@MoonSpinners still thinking about it?

Vor Monat
MoonSpinners
MoonSpinners

Now all I can think about, is what made your day disastrous? I’m a nosey cow 😂

Vor Monat
HS
HS

This is just gold

Vor Monat
Cheeky Bastard
Cheeky Bastard

I’m in a room full of people who don’t know me yet and you’re havin me on the floor laughing my arse off this isn’t fair

Vor 3 years
Pteromandias
Pteromandias

Heh, I thought I was going to watch a video about the Glaswegian accent. This was good enough though.

Vor Monat
Thunderbolt Wisdom
Thunderbolt Wisdom

The definition of irony is that when he said "eleven" at one point the subtitles said "a weapon". Point proved.🤦🏻‍♂️

Vor Monat
esie
esie

The scenes are all from Burniston, it's a Scottish comedy programme

Vor 8 Monate
RCisneros
RCisneros

Thanks. spelled Burnistoun

Vor Monat
Anish Maitra
Anish Maitra

Thank you

Vor 5 Monate
yakamen
yakamen

American laughing his ass off. Thank you!

Vor 25 Tage
Guy Peate
Guy Peate

This is hilarious. How can a voice in an elevator not understand you if you're speaking in a Scottish accent?

Vor 2 Monate
Shawn Bernard
Shawn Bernard

apparently it used to be a problem because siri voice recognition wasnt programmed with foreign accents therefore it cant understand scottish accent. Yep it real...😂

Vor Monat
mcdjinn
mcdjinn

It understands the sounds it was programmed to understand.

Vor Monat
Marta Anklewicz
Marta Anklewicz

I don't know how to say "eleven" anymore after that🤦‍♀️🤦‍♀️🤣

Vor Monat
munthir v
munthir v

OMG !!!! "i'm not begging that for nothing" :D , i laughed out very loud...

Vor 5 years
Sam Davenport
Sam Davenport

Fucking cracking, subtitles were wrong though, great sketch but. Quote it at my work all the time, great patter

Vor Monat
Easy Home Cooked Recipes
Easy Home Cooked Recipes

elevator episode was amazing

Vor Monat
Elijah Jakobsen
Elijah Jakobsen

Eleven in scottish: aleven - all even, and eleven is 11. Which ish a tied score. It all makes sense nu.

Vor year
Cal Caleb
Cal Caleb

*a lemon

Vor Monat
Pickle Of Death
Pickle Of Death

I love how they had to translate to briish 😈

Vor Monat
Morphing Reality
Morphing Reality

That was quite good

Vor year
Aysha Sharma
Aysha Sharma

Where was this all these years😆 this should get millions likes

Vor 20 Tage
The Ultimate Street racer
The Ultimate Street racer

Well this goes for the entire Scottish language but the glaswegians use alot more Scottish words than anyone does in Edinburgh for instance

Vor year
MarkE
MarkE

@Luca Brasi aye they call a roll n chips a chip roll up there eh 😬

Vor 23 Tage
Benjamin Jonathan James Sisko Archer Tiberius Kirk
Benjamin Jonathan James Sisko Archer Tiberius Kirk

@Luca Brasi Yes and no. Folk from Edinburgh do speak more clearly than Weegies. I agree with you that in north Edinburgh and Leith, the accent/dialect is strong and distinct, but it's still easier to understand than Weegie.

Vor Monat
Luca Brasi
Luca Brasi

Talking shite. Mid Lothian, East Lothian etc have they're own dialect just like the majority of Scotland does to some degree with some word's used in any region and others more localised. While their are people who speak English to the degree they could pass for English in Edinburgh they are far from the norm or mass population.

Vor Monat
Frank Anthony
Frank Anthony

Maybe because Edinburgh is reputed to have the best English in the Western world. I repeat REPUTED - it ain't necessarily so.

Vor 10 Monate
Hancel Melanis
Hancel Melanis

Or just take us anywhere you COW, just open the doors! Man! i love it! Hahahaha LOL

Vor 5 years
SuperKinahead
SuperKinahead

Scottish jesus, being a dj. That was hilarious

Vor Monat
Why not?
Why not?

the dog sound on the second deck killed me

Vor 29 Tage
Good Game
Good Game

The US has done a lot for the world but it's so frustrating being forced to do US dialect spelling on software; though the voice recognition is getting better so there's less American accent impersonation required these days, which was sometimes fun when y'all committed to the character.

Vor Monat
David Vincent
David Vincent

WOW DAMNED FUNNY. WE SUPPORT SCOTTISH & IRISH INDEPENDENCE

Vor Monat
K B
K B

Even the subtitles got parts wrong.. Apparently "off our nuts" is "going for months" 😂

Vor Monat
Viktor Silva
Viktor Silva

"You just have to make allowances for their attrocious mispronunciation of God's own language" LOL

Vor Monat
ghandimauler
ghandimauler

German? French? Esperanto? Manx? Sindarin? Whot izzit?

Vor Monat
rosa jimenez
rosa jimenez

I am dying of laughter!

Vor Monat
Alexander Zippel
Alexander Zippel

Boy that escalated quickly. But when can you expect if you install voice recognition in scotland

Vor Monat
Stepan Serdyuk
Stepan Serdyuk

They could just say "Ten" and walk a floor, but they had PRINCIPLES

Vor 23 Tage
Frost Soul7755
Frost Soul7755

this explains why the elevator at work suddenly had 'Voice recognition' and people cursing loudly from inside it ...

Vor Monat
Luke 3:8
Luke 3:8

It is appointed for men to die once, and after this, judgment. Hebrews 9:27 WEBA But God commends his own love toward us, in that while we were yet sinners, Christ died for us.  Romans 5:8 WEBA For God so loved the world, that he gave his one and only Son, that whoever believes in him should not perish, but have eternal life.  John 3:16 WEBA Repent, and be baptized, every one of you, in the name of Jesus Christ for the forgiveness of sins, and you will receive the gift of the Holy Spirit.  Acts 2:38 WEBA Jesus answered, Most certainly I tell you, unless one is born of water and spirit, he can’t enter into God’s Kingdom.  John 3:5 WEBA For as many as are led by the Spirit of God, these are children of God.  Romans 8:14 WEBA One who believes in the Son has eternal life, but one who disobeys the Son won’t see life, but the wrath of God remains on him. John 3:36 WEBA Don’t be deceived. God is not mocked, for whatever a man sows, that he will also reap.  Galatians 6:7 WEBA For if we sin willfully after we have received the knowledge of the truth, there remains no more a sacrifice for sins,  Hebrews 10:26 WEBA Enter in by the narrow gate; for wide is the gate and broad is the way that leads to destruction, and many are those who enter in by it.  How narrow is the gate, and restricted is the way that leads to life! Few are those who find it.  Matthew 7:13-14 WEBA Things which an eye didn’t see, and an ear didn’t hear, which didn’t enter into the heart of man, these God has prepared for those who love him. 1 Corinthians 2:9 WEBA This Good News of the Kingdom will be preached in the whole world for a testimony to all the nations, and then the end will come.  Matthew 24:14 WEBA

Vor 3 Tage
Lachrymogenic
Lachrymogenic

Why are you people treating what Scottish people say as their own language? As an English person, I can understand them completely fine.

Vor Monat
Chris Smith
Chris Smith

The lift has made me laugh for years

Vor Monat
Mactíre
Mactíre

The subtitles aren't wrong, they're English lol

Vor Monat
Aisha Aila
Aisha Aila

When you're brazilian and realize scots say "eleven" just like you. Fuck tryin get the "right" pronunciation, it was already right!

Vor 4 years
Arkangel Deulofeu
Arkangel Deulofeu

I fucking love your lingo,.mates!

Vor Monat
Frank Sulka
Frank Sulka

This was hilarious.

Vor 5 years
Bob Clark
Bob Clark

I'm a Geordie and I have exactly the same problem. My car's satnav always wants to take me to Newcastle. Aaaagh.

Vor Monat
J Marshall
J Marshall

"Who'd be going off their nuts(heads) at it" not "going on for months at it" 😂

Vor Monat
Dilly Dally
Dilly Dally

Me talking tae Alexa , asking for an alarm tae be set 😄❤

Vor year
Ganesh Selvaraj
Ganesh Selvaraj

That was really funny.

Vor Monat
divcrfc
divcrfc

I love being Glaswegian 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

Vor 4 years
Kala Smith
Kala Smith

Aww comon...bring this back out..😂😂😂😂😂😂

Vor Monat
Choucheeeenn
Choucheeeenn

7 Scots stayed stuck in a lift with voice recognition xD

Vor 5 years
Alex Ludavertigo
Alex Ludavertigo

Neb'dy knows the plight of Scotts NEB'DY!

Vor 6 Monate
warthog11966
warthog11966

This is why I want to move to Scotland! Freeeeeedommmmm! 😂

Vor Monat
Juan Fernando Carabali Carvajal
Juan Fernando Carabali Carvajal

That's really funny!

Vor 2 years
Untitleduck
Untitleduck

So this is where the animation meme came from!!

Vor Monat
Ross Goodman
Ross Goodman

I didn't know that god spoke Scottish

Vor Monat
Komotau4691
Komotau4691

Days when TV was funny :D

Vor Monat
Claudio Clood Gottardi
Claudio Clood Gottardi

OLIVIAN, ALEVEN, ÜLIVIN, ÖLAVEN, ÅLËVÔN, ETC. ETC... 😂😂😂

Vor 5 years
Weg
Weg

It's pretty difficult to say words that end with rl, like Carl, Girl etc.

Vor year
Eve
Eve

... but still hilarious

Vor 5 years
Leslie Tailor
Leslie Tailor

Hilarious :)))

Vor 4 years
hello jam
hello jam

Scottish accent eleven is the water equivalent for British accent

Vor Monat

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