“A little razzle dazzle should do ya some good Paterson” Paterson: “sir, Howard was just split in two by a flak 88”

sucks too suck I guess

Generation zero

00:12 didnt know you were the pilot for that flight to Honolulu

wow what are you doing here?

what da fuck are you doin here my good sir?

What are you doing here?

Wait you watch Russian Badger?

I’m gonna need you to show some identification mr four zero seven.

Imagine you've been drafted into the war, you get sent to rush the beaches of Omaha, and as your boat thing is arriving at the location, one of your fellow soldiers pulls out his pistols, starts firing towards the beach, and says "If I get a hit marker from here I deserve a medal of honor"

*catches a grenade* "oh no no no! You can have THAT one back!"

Starts doing a drum solo

Then he single handily crusades the beach and you get to live because of him.

Also just from a distance “Time to find out if the pen is mightier than the sword oh IT IS IT IS”

In german:He kill all my soldiers whit a fucking pencil

10:33 fun fact, once you get up there you’ll sometimes hear one of enemy soldiers cry “Wilhelm!”. Indicating that guy was literally named Wilhelm.

Don't you love it when an easter egg has layers?

Imagine: you're invading Omaha beach, you get out of your boat, get behind cover, then suddenly one of your buddies pulls out a m1911, and says: "will you give me 10 cents if I hit one of those bunker gunners?"

I would absolutely join in

I'd give them a thousand, I don't think a pistol in the WWII era is good enough to put a bullet in a target that far away xD

Imagine seeing a dude charging along and up Omaha Beach, firing just a 1911, killing trained soldiers with a pencil, casually rocket launching your soldiers, catching your grenade and throwing it back, and having a drum session as bodies are hitting the floor. I'd run. But it would be futile in the end

cant expect the lord to do all the work now can we?

John wick if he was in WW2

Chad soldier vs. Virgin Nazis

@@deevan1415 Chad 45. Auto Vs Virgin MP40

I love how Russian Badger’s whole idea about the game is “yep, memes for days.” And proceeds to just meme his way though wwii like an absolute shitter. GOD I love this man.

You spelt Wii with an extra W

​@@octopocto9439i think he meant world war and just added the i instead of the 2

“Is he a high ranking German?!” “Worse.....he’s French” Actually had me cracking tf up

It actually makes sense that a French collaborator would be worse. It's not an outsider -- it's your fellow countryman who became a traitor.

@@Philiph6 little did we know, he was secretly poppy the whole time. (And the lady is just captain bear)

Oui!!!

you laugh but to the French civilians, collaborators were worth, less than a handful of dirt

Notbody hates the French more than the French, because only the French know exactly what the French are like.

I love the fact this games first reviews were all about how the M1 garand ping WASNT LOUD ENOUGH

REALLY?

@@vivosarma6977 yes, I saw the reviews myself. Honeslty the best thing I have read all day

@@blacktemplarsergeantwalker9874 holy shit I’m going to steam right now

I mean tbf they are not that loud IRL so yeah…

It needs to be deafening

Us Americans seeing any other pistols: "I mean it's ok" Us Americans seeing the 1911: "Muh stopin' power can pull down a whole God damn cartel"

Am American, can confirm

Am American, the 1911 is sentient and chooses its master. I was rejected. Blood blisters everywhere.

@@amicableenmity9820 you get the TTK, the 1911 for the unworthy, as a consolation prize.

Not an American, can confirm

Don’t care as long as it’s a pistol. Preferably a revolver.

“Is a pencil a weapon?…A pencil is a weapon.” -John Wick

“He once killed three men in a bar—” “With a pencil I’ve heard the story.” “With a fucking pencil! Who the fuck can do that?!”

A weapon is anything that can hurt human or damage construction

@@codghostking nice callback to his Payday 2 videos

Badger: Joking about patches in real-life warfare Me: Immediately thinking about crossbows being banned from christian-on-christian conflicts

Why only in christian on christian conflicts??

@@maryjoygelizon4268 Because against "heretics" anything is fair game

@@maryjoygelizon4268 cause back then, there was a time where christians viewed turks and muslims as non-human, therefore inhuman weapons and methods are fair game

And the Hague Conventions The Geneva Protocol probably counts as a patch too

@@stillcantthinkofaname4800 Hauge Convention? More like Vague Suggestion

Badger: "is a pencil a weapon" Jacket the Chicken Man: "Weapon is a term used to describe any object used to cause harm or damage to structures"

As a German i gotta say Badger speaking almost perfect German out of nowhere is really funny and impressive at the same time

What did he say?

@@vincecuhr5222  8:42 one, two three, four. No more ammunition? What? Really? How sad.

Thanks bro

@Rapt0r02 its Deutsch😁👍🏻

Im actually learning deutch and its hilarious to me that this amazing walking memester just speaks really good german while blasting mf’ers and continues to shitpost.

I love how Badger was talking about imagining Omaha Beach being nothing more than a stroll and then a landing boat _immediately_ blew the hell up

-Thousands of people dying in a terrifying amphibious assault against hardened defenses Badger: "I've never had more fun in my life."

11:14 "HOW ON EARTH ARE THERE THIS MANY BULLETS IN THE WORLD" had me dead

NEVER ENOUGH DAKKA

@@ChaplainPhantasm MORE DAKKA YA GIT!!

He’s got a point though, no game or movie or film had that question that I’ve seen.

8:36 "whoever is in charge of patches IRL" is comedy gold

1:25 FTANG!!!!! 7:13 Garand ping 8:38 German 9:08 John Wick 9:13 catch chuckle nuts

Correct

real

"Is he a high ranking German? Worse, he's French!" Every Frenchman in every revolution ever.

Me as a French: "Oh non! De toute façon..."

They have more Republics than the Germans had Reichs. And the French even go on their way to tear down their own republics because they are not good enough

Frenchmen vs other nations? No Frenchmen vs other Frenchmen? Put on eye of the tiger, this is going to be good

5:59 “I would like to file a formal complaint with Satan.” *I can’t stop laughing* 🤣🤣

Last thing I remember from playing this was taking the beach with M1s and hammers(thrown and swung) Side note: Badger quoting songs like “Atom Bomb Baby” and “Uranium Fever” Just is so satisfying

11:04 "What if it's just like a stroll across the sand." German artillery shell: And I took that personally.

I don't think Badger realises how wonderfully entertained German people are when anyone non-German speaks German at least somewhat properly. It is so fun fsr xd

You are rate we du enjoe pepol Sperling german

Don’t know if it’s just me but when Badger started speaking German I went for my gun

"Is he a high-ranking German?" "Worse." "He's *_F R E N C H._* "

*has spy from team fortress 2 flashbacks*

*OUI INTENSIFIES*

Spoken like a TABG player.

As an english nobleman in 1400, I 100% agree

Hes the great evil coming

"Oh, no no no no no, you can have that one back" made me laugh with incredible force.

Only Badger could make one of the most dramatic and tragic battles of the war absolutely hilarious.

M1911s are no joke. No kick. Just a nice bounce. Almost perfectly balanced in your hand. My favorite handgun

I don't know if you read these badger, but I'll put it into the void anyway. Things have been real bad for me lately. I've lost almost everything in my life. These videos have been the only thing to put a smile on my face and push me to keep going so I can continue to laugh and smile instead of giving up. Keep it up man, I'm halfway through your backlog so I need more shitposts

Just imagine being a slightly experienced American soldier and you go on a mission and the first thing you hear from your buddy is “vibe check” and “you have failed the vibe check *dying laughing* “

Germans defending Omaha Beach: “You can’t just rush in here with just a 1911.” Badger rushing Omaha Beach with a 1911: “Try me you filthy casuals.”

Observe

Parry this you filthy casual

10:36 when the power goes out and you just got into your first game of Medal of Honor: Above and Beyond.

Lol

I hit it at the perfect time so it cut off at "Motherfu-"

Hearing badger laugh alone in a VR game is also a fun experience

this man deserves to be verified

I never expected to hear Badger sing "Atom Bomb baby" while playing a WW2 game XD

The real story here is how Badger overcame German sleeper agent training but kept the linguistic skill and love for the hardware.

“What doesn’t kill us makes us stronger. except pressure washers. Pressure washers will just fucking kill us.” - Some German(Probably), 1944

Who knew water guns were that powerful

I think he may have have chosen the wrong amm- . . . Nevermind.

Its pressure washing their skin from their bones

"I've seen super soakers with more penetrating power than that!" - Russianbadger on the .38 Special Snakeshot (71 round dinner plate video)

@@Svenne-man-1880 My man is speaking straight facts over here

Now I really want to play this game just so I can storm Omaha beach with 'The Only Thing They Fear Is You' blaring in my ears

It’s something I’d like to watch , and also like to experience myself!

Imagine ur storming Omaha and all u hear is one of your soldiers playing entry of the gladiator while only using a 1911

Proceeds to otk at least 2 ENTIRE BATTALIONS of Germans.😂

The Germans tried to have the trench gun removed from the game by the Geneva convention but the Geneva convention didn’t want they want to go through the resources to get rid of an entire gun so the trench gun stayed in the files

“Second place in a war isn’t good” *cuts to wolfenstien.* **doom music kicks in**

4:32 badger as the pitcher at the last World Series game: *provides to throw a 50MPH ball from a literal rocket launcher from WW2. Heavenly: AND HE’S OUT

Soldier: keep an eye on the Light house, we're suppose to look for a signal Badger: Okay * *EXPLOSION* * Badger: WELP, I gues this is not a stealth mission Soldier: works for me Badger: HA HA HA HA HA

Imagine being a German soldier during WWII and you see this unkillable lunatic coming at you with a pen.

2:00 Is easily my favorite part🤣

4:44 Heavenly actually surprised when his explosive explodes.

Badger in TABG: "MAN THESE FRENCH BASTARDS DONT STOP COMING BACK" Badger in MoH: "OUI!!!!!!!!" 3:43

Once every 8 years the rare russian badger returns after hibernation

Noice

69th like lol

i thought it was 3 months when i first saw the videi lol

Remember that his last video was on fallout new vegas. That means that badger went into a block of ice like in fallout 4

Don’t you dare put a Edit: OMG THANKS FOR THE LIKESSASSSSSSA!!!!!!!😿😹😐😣😐😣😣😬

5:11 most satisfying lever action pull EVER, still as satisfying as a garande Ping tho

As a german I'm fairly impressed by the way he just says a full sentence in german with...actually quite decent pronounciation.

What did he say-

French vs other countries: retreat! French after being conquered: relentless perseverance French when fighting other French people: *RUTHLESS BRUTALITY*

I loves how he mows down enemies with the mp-4 then proceeds to eat up enemy mp-4 fire like they're using nerf guns

How is he using a video format to shoot germans?

As a proud Swiss. I gotta say your German is good

It takes long, but when it comes it's a masterpiece

Truly

@@FrostJaeger cease

For real

True

Russian Badger counting in German reminded me of one of the Medic's voice lines 'eins, zwei, drei... I don't think we brought enough body bags'

"I'm no pilot, but I don't think that is very good" I imagine him crashing into Heavenly five seconds later

Dude I just got the quest 2 for Christmas and the first game I wanted was above and beyond. You made this game look so fun and awesome 👌 thanks bro. You rock

Imagine there was someone actually like this in ww2 that would amazing

Badger speaking German is cursed af 😂

the funniest part to this is the fact that his window was completely open and thinking that someone watched him do this without his knowledge lol.

holy shit ash i didnt think u would be here

living on the 30th something floor would probably lead to him falling out xD

Yeah facebook

inb4 Ash clout chasing in others comment sections get that money

@@someschool-appropiatename478 I wouldn't say that so belligerently. Some people take offense when you say their favorite YouTuber is clout chasing

The 1911 on Omaha beach with entry of the gladiator remids me of the time I blasted eurobeat while using stim boost and the mastiff in Titanfall 2

Nice

This game was made by the same people

@@foodgoo1678 Oh wow it is, that's neat.

Stimming with a mastiff is just fun in general

eveytime that m1 garand pinged i literally had chills

I'm trying to imagine a crazed allied soldier, on his boat, about to storm omaha, and he takes out a MG nest with a 1911 pistol.

MoH has always handled Omaha beach so well

0:03 Definitely your greatest masterpiece dude!

When did badger go from "i cant even do a german accent" to "im speaking german fluently"

i do believe learning a language and having an accent are two slightly different things

25 episodes ago? It all started with World of Tanks

#thegermanbadger

"How can anyone be fluent in other languages besides English"

He couldn’t count to fünf in German

I think this genuinely may be one of your best videos, saying that the pure chaotic war-fighting AMERICAN energy here is palpable would be an understatement.

“ fastest hands in the west partner” Thanks for the idea. Noe every time I use a 1911 I saw it.😎

9:36 was my favorite part

11:29 and with 76 bullets left. Thats the most freedom shit I've ever seen

Aaaaand now I have yet another game to add to my wishlist holy shit that looks epic- Also jesus I was CRYING laughing

“Paterson, fire a warning shot” “Sir this is a V2 rocket” “Did I stutter”

Eh, potato potato just fire it Patterson!

no, but i do 🤷🏼‍♂️😂😂

The V2 was the proper missile, BTW.

@@StarkRaven59 yeah, why would you launch THAT as a warning shot???

8:14 I just love it, how the german guy says: "Jetzt werden wir schon mit deutschen Waffen beschossen" which translates to: "Now we're getting shot at with our own weapons" And the german sounds so frustrated, it is perfectly german... Problem is, that i hear that a lot as a german myself, but not in games... This does get mentioned in our news and i think it's understandable when i say that i don't like that.

8:20 badger is so polite as he makes someone explode

I love how badger is laughing about killing with a pressure washer but that thing can cut glass sooooo...

“Whell whell wehll ain’t that the fastest quick draw this side of new Hanover” will live in my gear forever

The way he says ‘Wehrmacht open up’ is just so funny😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

As someone who owns a Thompson, reloading one that fast would not be easy.

As someone who cant own a gun in his country its a lie

As someone who loves guns, I would agree

@@mindofjersey9950 You have to line the little grove on the back of the magazine up properly and give it a smooth upward push from there. Plus as the gun was already a magazine in the gun that was likely loaded, meaning the bolt would be locked forward with a round in the chamber. You can't load a Thompson with the bolt forward, so that would just fuck up the whole mess.

@@MURFGAMING1228 mainly because it’s an open bolt gun and so many games get that wrong by having one in the chamber.

Nice profile pic dude.

Glad to see this old school franchise revived

This has officially shown to me that medal of honour is perfection

This just feels like badger unleashed.

“Worse, he’s french” Tabg:”THAT GREAT EVIL WAS THE DAMN FRENCH”

I was watching a WW2 documentary 2 days ago and I’m pretty sure I saw an American soldier dual wielding thompsons

Badger yeeting a grenade back is like his own personal “NO U” card

Flaken Mask NO U SILENCE AND LET US SPEK!!!

Getting a hitmaker from the boat deserves a medal of honour

Lever action is actually amazing unless you miss too much.

6:32 Funny, that's exactly how Dutch's plan went down

Pretty sure I've watched this video 10+ times and I love it every single time.

“IAM LITERALLY KILLING NAZ*S WITH A WATER GUN” Grandpa heard that, he laughed hysterically.

Sarge: Patterson, fire a warning shot! Patterson: Sir, this is a pressure washer. Sarge: Eh, potato, potato, just fire!

I'm gonna be honest with you Phantom; I read that last part as 'poh-tay-toe poh-tay-toe' instead of 'poh-tay-toe pah-tah-toe' (which still wierd by the by), and it got me giggling due to my own idiocy. XD

Patterson : *literally shreds the skins off of Nazis*

I’ve never laughed this hard in such a long time

9:35 Possiblely one of the funniest moments in this video

I love slowly being taught how to speak german by Badger just by watching his videos

bro his videos always cheer me up when im feeling down

Bro the "is that a torpedo" never gets old.

“If i get a hitmarker from here, i deserve a medal of honor” that killed me

This looks like it should be a show, like some ww2 fighters and then just badger with all his commentary

"I've got every confidence you're going to make me look like a GENIUS." ARE YOU SURE ABOUT THAT?!

I really want to introduce every one on the Omaha beach to what is called a four gauge