“Hey guys, It’s lock picking lawyer, and today, I’ll be cracking into the fortress of solitude”

😅😅😅😅😅

Batman be taking notes. Nevermind he probably already knows

Lol i can imagine him taking a few minutes to unlock it then locking it and doing it again to show it wasnt a fluke

Well first you need lock picks that won’t break and you gotta be strong enough to turn it.

​@Cosmic Toon superman carved the key out of dwarf star material.... he said nothing about the lock being similar.

Superman: “Why dont you give it a try” *hands her the key*

*she drops it*

​@Arthur Morgan correction: the key drops through her

correction: the key drops through her and falls thur the earth

Throws it to her.

E

That key definitely warps gravity heavily in its immediate proximity.

Maybe it’s antimagnetic

@Me me Bruh

Actually that much mass in such a small surface area would probably just drill itself into the earth.

@Jose Vega thats what it started doing before superman picked it up lol

no way u just said that bruh@Me me

“Alfred, get me a picture of that key and 3d print it” “right away sir”

I’d think that a replica would just break considerably using that key supes made on a regular lock would break the lock.

For a second I thought you were gonna say Alfred could lift it up 🤣

​@AWC He probably could

​@Lowsky 3d print with hardest material (not heaviest)

@zk 🔑

The man just gave old Louis nice dose of radio therapy.

Who’s Louis?

@Elon, Please buy Youtube as wellLouis lane

​@C.B. Lois... Louis is a unisex name and sounds out as looh-wis not low-is

@Soulmare I never heard of a girl named Louis

@Jorden that's because most countries pronounce it slightly differently and some countries put an e on the end. Making it looh-wheeze.

The gym janitor walks up, lifts it up no problem, sweeps under the Matt, puts it back, continues sweeping

😂😂😂😂😂😂

I-I cleans yes?

And says, "is good weight".

This for back, yes?

"Hey batman, catch!" *casually killing a small town with a singular key*

Jokes on you, batman was prepared cause batman, so he catches the key

​@idkman... aand gets his hand either stuck on the floor or gets his palm demolished.

Town? Bro he bouta destroy the core of the planet

@Made in Heaven a fully laden supertanker is about the same weight as the key, nbd. Maybe if supes cranks it up at the speed of a meteorite falling on Earth

He catches it because he is batman 🗿

I love how he left a perfect imprint of the key on the ground for anyone to use. so generous of him.

“Why don’t you give it a try?” *tosses key at Lois, putting a key shaped whole through her palm and knee, and leaving a key shaped crater in the ground*

Earth finna revolve around that key worse cash earth crashes into that key😭

"Why don't you give it a try?" *throws her the keys*

😅😂😂

she’s about to have a key sized hole through her chest

So ends the story of Lois lane

Say bye bye to her hand

​@Synergy that's mean she will have 3 holes 😳

When she says "just the tip" and you abide by it.

Finally someone who knows how a lock works

@Maxmilian43 bro is in his key lore bag 😂

"So you are the only one who can lift it?" A stranger: Can I clean here?

We all fear the power of Anatoly

Lois: So you're the only one who can lift it? Clark: Bitch, I'm Superman.

😂😂😂

😂😂😂😂😂

Is that a unintentional eminem reference

@Trassy :p oh.... Eminem said that? I mean I only listen to his "Godzilla" and "Rap god" music, but I'm not much of a fan.

🪄: Ekam eht yek sselthgeiw *picks up the key*

Imagine Supes just whips a key at you, you laugh bc even through he's strong its a key and he didn't chuck it at super sonic speed. Then it just goes straight through your body

What bothers me is Superman's assistant robots did not refer to him as Superman they called him Kal-El

Bro casually crafted a world ending threat in the shape of a key.

Fr

Fr tho

nah bringing such little amount isnt dangerous

@Kangaroos have 3 Vags In this case it’s not about mass it’s about density and the gravity of that density. Even a tiny spec of dwarf star matter would have a stronger gravitational pull than our planet.

Fun fact: you get that sort of hyperdense material because the super high gravity of the dwarf star crushes the atoms together so that they occupy a smaller volume than is possible otherwise. If you could remove the material from the star, the natural forces within the atoms would cause them to return to their normal volume and the material would basically evaporate violently into a gas.

Sudden change in the state of matter the size of that key would produce enough energy to blow up half the earth.

@Shahnoor Maredia Well, I doubt even Superman is fast enough to yank it out of a dwarf star, form it into a key, and get it back to Earth before it exploded, but yeah.

@MiSt 526 thats cartoon physics for ya..

Honestly might be the most impressive lift in CBM history….

Everywhere he sets down that key, it creates a new mold of itself. Not a safe security measure in the slightest

​@cintinu9589it would need material just as strong to open the lock or it wouldn't open. the lock is as tough as the key....

@Darth Bane honestly, good explanation. that makes more sense than alot of other things ove read

​@Darth Bane huh, that make sense. I imagine the mechanism inside involves moving millions tons worth of pistons, pulleys and weights.

Wait what if someone made a very strong mold out of that hole

@Pobl Blart if what i wrote before is correct, they still needed the necessary strength to move the internal mechanisms of the lock itself. Then again, it is merely hypothetical.

“Hey guys, it’s the lockpicking lawyer here and today we’re have..”

He did her a favor by just putting it on the ground instead of handing it to her

"So you're the only one who can lift it?" "I stay on my grind, Lois."

Yeah xd 😂 and it doesn’t make sense either the only reason he can lift that is cause he’s an alien he didn’t work hard for it at all

Let's hope Thor don't got beef

"I'm built different, Lois."

Enter kevdog🤓

​​@Mozzarellahe meant he put in the effort to make a decent security measure. That key is probably uncomfortable to carry, but neccessary.

Even if just he placed the key on the floor, it still cracks, we're f*cked 💀💀

SM:I work pretty hard Lois. Captions: I work pretty damn hard

Batman would simply asks Alfred to pick up the key if he wanted to.

Alfred, pick up teh key Does it*

Jesus dies God doesn't God is all-knowing Jesus is not Read about Mary in the Qur'an and the scientific miracles of the Qur'an and Mohammad in Hindu scripture and song of Solomon ch5v16 Hebrew 😊😊😊

​@Sami Gaming what the f-

​@Sami Gaming 😶 i am dead

Imagine someone 3D print that and find Superman's door

Batman chillin inside waiting to tell superman after he cracked the lock "work smarter, not harder"

"So you're the only one who can lift it?" *"That's way below my PR, Lois."*

that made me laugh thanks man

what is PR

@Goat gamer personal record

@Goat gamerget into the gym

If this was IG you would probably have 4x more like🤣

3D key printers when they realize their plastic molded key breaks inside the lock

Imagine sups handed her the key 💀

“Why don’t you give it a try” Proceeds to throw her the key

insert hydrogen bomb sound

So did you see the other comment that said this before you and just copy it because it had a lot of likes? Because it seems like thats what you did.

@Cracker Jack Or, hear me out, out of the 2.25 million people that saw this video, two of them happened to have the same idea and thought it would be funny to comment it

​@Skellyflo21 21i😅😅😅

@Skellyflo21 21 checkmate

“So you’re the only one that can lift it?” *“They don’t know me son!!”*

*WHO’S GONNA CARRY THE KEY !*

Aint nobody gonna talk about how you can just look at the key an recreate it out of like metal?

He gets mad and tosses the key “The whole planet” Well Sh**, there goes Earth

Drops it from high orbit

He could drop it from his kitchen counter and it would probably still reach a high enough speed to bore straight through earth.😂

It wouldn’t do as much damage as you’d think but yes

​@Brandon Martin that's not how gravity works. It would fall at the same speed as a normal key, just with much greater force.

​@Brandon Martin the kitchen counter can not stnd it even if he put most gently on it and that snow could not have handled the wait as well unless antigravity on that place

No platform can be strong enough to stop that key from burrowing itself to the center of the earth. That's a tiny black hole right there.

Welcome to Comic Logic

"So you're the only one who can lift it?" Superman: Along with anyone who lift that much, yes.

Who else can lift 1billion tons with 2 fingers? Not even Hulk has shown a feat like that lol

​@Emmanuel Medina firstly half a million, secondly Wonder Woman and so many others.

"Why wont you give it a try" *throws it to her* 💀

Nah bro 💀 she dead as hell

Nah it would drop to the ground faster it could reach her

@godjira in hellNo. if superman has enough strength to lift it like it’s nothing, he can damn sure throw it

Her:😵😵😵😵😵😵😵😵😵😵😵😵😵😵😵😵😵

@Monghanclan W IQ

Imagine if he just tossed the key for her to catch 😂

Imagine when he said “give it a try” buddy tossed it to her 😭

Superman- Drops keychain The entire planet is now gone

Superman: ah shit

Thts not how ThT works btw

@izanagi no, but half a million tons is able to turn the entire ground into an abyss or something and kill anyone within sight

(For the record i get its a joke) but he would catch it before it fell pretty easily

Lois: can I hold it? Superman: of course Superman: “accidentally drops its” The world: 💥 Superman: god dam it not again I will move to another place now😅

"You are using superman's lock, it can be opened using superman's lock." *takes a replica of the front door and fucking smashes it to the other*

It's all fun and games until you see the lock picking lawyer menacingly approach the fortress of solitude

if the key itself is that dense and strong then the lock has to be the same as strong as the key, otherwise it will be like u are turning the key inside a gelly and vice versa. A key made out of earthly metal would crumble upon turning it also normal humans won't be able to turn the key anyway

@Faster than light true, your either wouldn't be able to pick the key or have one hell of a time trying to open a look like that

The lock picking lawyers has inmesurable power when it comes to locks

“Didn’t think it was secure enough” *opens the door with only 10% of the key*

Batman: Alfred I need you to get your ass over here and lift up this key and open the door. Alfred: Right away sir.

imagine superman is flying at full speed and accidentally dropped that key😅

theoretically, that shit drops accidentally at superman's cruising altitude then thats half of metropolis Gone lmfaoooo

@Northern Alpinenaw naw, bro fr just made a superweapon he can hold in his hand, Some big evil guy comes, fr just fly as fast as he can and Chuck that crap at ‘em. One and done 💀

​@Northern Alpine one bad day - Joker

The key falls hits the ground causes a shockwave equal to a nuclear blasf

@Ashton Visser fr lol

Imagine instead of fighting villains he just invites them to hold the key

“This is the lockpicking lawyer and today we’re going to be breaking into the fortress of solitude.”

Imagine he drops the key by mistake and it just rips through the planet

the key is only half a million tons, the planet weight is in the sextillions

​@TheGameRoom A knife weighs a couple ounces but it can still cut through a 2 ton animal. It's not about the weight, it's about the pressure per square inch. With the size of the key and it's weight, it'll rip straight through the ground like butter.

@BurgerBandit dude half a million tonns is about an aircraft carrier it won’t hurt the planet that much

​@Melon King don't exaggerate, it's around 100k tons

Superman: “it weighs half a million tons” Louis: Still tries to lift it 😂😂😂

"It weighs half a million tonnes." Women: "HEEEUUGGHH"

Imagine they walk in and Batman just chilling on the couch😂 Edit: thanks for 1k likes

Batman: "you're late"

😂

​@Negueto Otokoto took you long enough

Mostly he would break in to chill 😎

Batman probably had a camera somewhere, enchanced an image of the key, and went full 3d printer mode. You know he's gotta have one in the Batcave by now.

"Weighs have a million tons" *continues to try her luck picking it up*

Batman proceeds to find a way to lift the key

Batman would just create a replica on the fact it creates a perfect mold of its self in the ground every place it’s set down.

Batman just creates a pulley system strong enough to lift a quintillion tonnes.

​@A Father For The Fatherless it doesn't create a perfect mold. Literally the ice under it was shattering. Besides there's no added force to actually make it imprint into the ice either

Bats gonna 3d print it

The lock picking lawyer in a winter coat: Click out of 3.

Superman: “i didnt think it was secure enough” Batman: “alfred!, take a picture of that key and make a copy.”

Are we all gonna ignore that superman literally had a carpet outside

He's a silly goose, a scamp.

He's even wearing his underwear outside.

That's called a doormat, its famous in Northeast India.

I mean, he was raised by a country family, it's a doormat, makes sense to me! Gotta wipe your feet before you enter the fortress of solitude!

Yeah you need to wipe your shoes with all that snow around, is the doormat heavy too? I mean its windy right? You can even hear the howling wind.

Super man low key a villain. Tryna turn earth into a mini black hole😂

"It weighs half a million tons " -she still continues trying to lift it😂

Bro turned Thor’s hammer into a key.

This is the best one.

Best comment ever

Enchanted Uru vs Dwarf Star material 😂😂 okay

@YTSNi think he is talking abt storm breaker from infinity war

Which thor? The myth accurate one or the marvel one?

"I put half a million tons of mass into this tiny key" *Creates a black hole*

imagine if he accidentally drops the key while flying over a city 💀

Wouldn't that key have a gravity pull from the sheer density of it?

Its a animated film based on comic books don’t overthink it ahahah

🤣

But yes, yes it would. It's gravitational pull would be 11 times greater than Mt everest, compacted into such a small radius, it would most likely not be able to sustain it's density and structure at sea level pressures.

But yes, yes it would. It's gravitational pull would be 11 times greater than Mt everest, compacted into such a small radius, it would most likely not be able to sustain it's density and structure at sea level pressures.

Yeah when he put it down it would just sink through the floor

That ice is sturdy as hell not to even move when he sets the key down.

Love that he has a mat...just to hide the key that no one but him could pick up. Batman looks down at the mat: Are you serious? Superman shrugs: Even if they find the key, they're not going to get in. Batman: I did, last week, before you bought the mat. Superman: You couldn't have... Batman: Who do you think rearranged your DVD collection? By the way, I took back my Criminal Minds DVDs, Babara wanted to watch the third season.

my man lifts half a million tons as if it were just a Key

I mean technically it is a key

@ThatOneRightThereyeah, and he just lifts it just like a normal key

because he's literally Superman.

Superman’s powerlifting record is 200 quintillion tons, of course he can lift it

What about Shazam? He could probably lift that.

Fun fact, if you apply pressure to ice, the ice is forced back into its liquid form. That's how ice skates work, and that's why that key would sink until it hits rock... or the center of the earth.

“Didn’t think it was secure enough” *proceeds to introduce 1/8 of the key”

Bro superman could just throw that key and beat every single villain in Gotham 😭

🤣🤣🤣🤣

Would probably launch him super far

Throwing the key will be a bad idea. I’ll have to do is pin them down and drop it on them probably break every bone in the body.

No in the world

​@Dominique Leon it would probably go straight threw them leaving a key shape hole😂

Batman chilling on the couch…. Superman : “How in tf……” Batman : “I’m Batman” Superman : “Fair enough….Bruce”

Superman really put the key under the rug thinking somebody other than him was going to use it

He's probably just trolling anyone who would look under the mat. "Hey, a key!" _gets a hernia_

"Go ahead, try it out" *Lois lifts it with no problem* "Huh!"

She’s worthy enough to lift the key

She’s Kryptonian infused

“We better pray” “we’re all fcked” bros acting like we’re all in DC

Superman sounded like Bateman when describing the key to the fortress

superman: “im the only one who can open it” “hey guys it’s lock picking lawyer”

That’s a good one it made me laugh

He throws that key he's basically punching a hole through anything in the universe

Superman : "why dont you give it a try" *sets key down* The key : *proceeds to collaps into a black hole*

Imagine he accidentally leaves the key in and the fortress crumbles in one piece.

One piece is real 🗿

​@Shubham can we get much higher?

​@SpicyChickencan we get much higher

A lot of men of culture. It's a damn shame Blackbeard is hunting for y'all.

DID YOU SAY ONE PIECE? THE ONE PIECE IS REALLLLLLLL

Gravity has entered the chat. They key would have a greater pull than the earth itself

I've seen superman struggle with things lighter than half a million tons 😂

In a comic, Batman hid inside the giant key so he could sneak inside the fortress, so he could play mindgames with Clark and make him super paranoid as a birthday gift

Average Batman moment

Least dickish Batman interaction.

I wanna see him forget how heavy it is, try to put it in his pocket, and watch it tear through and fall straight down.

*lock pick lawyer entered the chat*

Truthfully if that key was THAT heavy, if would sink into the ground like if it was water.

place your bets it would make a black hole

@Northern Alpine I'm afraid it is not heavy enough for THAT. In fact, IF it was, the key would have crumbled on itself. Scratch that, you wouldn't have been able to make it into a key in the first place.

@comteqfr alr alr, now imagine if Superman drops this accidentally _bye bye metropolis_

@Northern Alpine bye bye whatever is under. "Ok look, Lex created an underground lab there, but we can't open the doors. - Say no more." *Floats above the place and proceeds to drop the key*

@comteqfr _At this point just throw that thing like a fastball to darkseid, bro's gonna get 1 shot K.O'ed_

...that would have fallen through the ice, immediately.

"Bro just pass me the key" "Aight"

*Lois nags Superman about something* Superman: “Hey Lois, catch this key!” Edit: Damn, 2.5k likes. ☺️

Lmao😂😂

💀💀

The force it would take to throw an object that heavy, any decent distance would shoot through her like a bullet. Objects in motion..

@DeJenerate Ok, Drax.

@DeJenerate superman can lift like 50 trillion tons i doubt that will get in his way

He can lift half 1,000,000 tons without struggling at all but he got beat by a 50 year old man

Drops his key from the Eiffel Tower him,oh fudge.

It'd be hilarious to see Superman just toss a key at Darkseid.

Dwarf star material is just regular matter packed extremely tightly by the forces of a collapsing star. Like a normal star, removing the material from the gravitational forces that bind it would cause it to explode with the force of a nuclear bomb.

So if he ever takes her home it'll be a fatal mistake on her part 😅

"it weights half a million tons" 3D printer:

If the key is that weight, then it stands to reason that the lock would need someone who can lift it to turn the lock, even if they already had the key in it, so if they can't lift the key, they can't turn the locj

@w spidergoat chill man i was just trying to be funny :D i am aware that its not gonna work.

@GloxoST oh, sorry, a lot of people have been calling it stupid and saying that it wouldn't work, so I thought you were being serious, my bad

@w spidergoat its fine dont worry :D

@w spidergoat I may not be understanding the comment here, but couldn’t someone scan the key and make a 3d printer version of it?

"I work pretty Damn hard, Lois" 😂😂

Batman: “Robin, do you have the gallium I asked you to get?” Robin: “What gallium?” Batman: “GOD DAMN IT ROBIN, SHOULD OF KIDNAPPED ANOTHER KID.”

"There is no good and evil. There is only weight and those who are too weak to lift it" Swoldemort

That's literally the weight of the Burj Khalifa. And he casually picks it up

That finger game must send her to a dwarf star….

Love that he casually squats down and puts it on the floor cause even he knows that if he dropped that hed destroy the planet

Relative to the height of his hand to the ground, probably a small fissure with a very noticeable seismic ripple causing a mini earthquake. Nothing too drastic, the Earth has had much heavier items hit it before and be fine.

Do not nerd emoji the guy above me

@REDO 🤓

@Just An Edit you just done did yourself

​@Just An Edit MAFAKA 😡