Stephen Does The Math On Manafort's Jail Time

  • Am Vor 4 Monate

    The Late Show with Stephen ColbertThe Late Show with Stephen Colbert

    Dauer: 10:49

    It's hard to keep track of all the crimes for which Paul Manafort has been charged and convicted. Stephen breaks down the math.
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Tui Stone
Tui Stone

the best president in history

Vor 6 Tage
bla 187
bla 187

i like the outro

Vor 11 Tage
Shenaynay Carolina
Shenaynay Carolina

IM SO. HAPPY WHEN WATCHING YOUR MONOLOGUE AS SOON AS YOU SHOW REAL FOOTAGE of the worst human ever I’m depressed again !

Vor 19 Tage
Zeb H.
Zeb H.

🇨🇦 😉 🤛 Canada is HARD

Vor 19 Tage
Kevin Collins
Kevin Collins

Weak up America.

Vor 21 Tag
Bob
Bob

Stephen is a queer

Vor Monat
Maiya Coles
Maiya Coles

Canadians don't really talk that way eh 🇨🇦

Vor Monat
Jarrod Yuki
Jarrod Yuki

hey stop humiliating the conservatives. manafort is innocent.

Vor Monat
Ginny Parrett
Ginny Parrett

Sad to say Stephen is just promoting his ignorance and stereotypes of disability by assuming only people to use wheelchairs are those who are physically unable to walk. Those who use wheelchairs do so due for many disabilities besides paralyzes of the legs

Vor 2 Monate
unreal011
unreal011

7:48 blastic bags... oh i sure wish they are transparent, mr. johnny send my best regards to welma.

Vor 2 Monate
Morgan Armstrong
Morgan Armstrong

just as an aside, i'm canadian and i've never met someone who talks like that 😂

Vor 2 Monate
John Chartrand
John Chartrand

Why does Colbert keep putting down Canadians. He should look in his own backyard before making fun of others. In other words, those who live in glass houses shouldn't throw rocks.

Vor 3 Monate
Sunny's Side
Sunny's Side

Canadian Stephen is my aesthetic

Vor 3 Monate
Orvo Shaboinger
Orvo Shaboinger

So amazing how you can find time to insult us Canadians while you’re country is in a complete state of emergency 😂😂😂 don’t worry we’re not fucking sorry!! 😂😂😂 but we appreciate the front row tickets!! Lolol

Vor 3 Monate
A Bernas
A Bernas

Literally got a Southwest ad on this video

Vor 3 Monate
Ashley S. MacKenzie
Ashley S. MacKenzie

You want to come to Las Cruces, not Santa Fe!

Vor 3 Monate
ANdy B
ANdy B

That Canada accent sounds more like Fargo, ND 😆

Vor 3 Monate
MadeOnTheTrain Media
MadeOnTheTrain Media

aaaand... the band ruins another joke.

Vor 3 Monate
Shaun Koreshowell/Bunds
Shaun Koreshowell/Bunds

I likeded when he used the trump joke in a ways he just did with him own seriousness for grounded. I don’t appreciate how everyone is actually disabled in the comments and continues to walk around either.

Vor 3 Monate
Wa Wa
Wa Wa

A boot By J-3

Vor 3 Monate
ShadowFoxSF
ShadowFoxSF

I could be happy enough to wait and vote Trump out in 2020 off that means he is no longer in a position to try to pardon himself when justice for any federal crimes inevitably come crashing down on his head.

Vor 3 Monate
everydaypepper
everydaypepper

Surprised that John Oliver made it on the bracket. Thought that he would have been banned due to being an immigrant.

Vor 3 Monate
Natalee Steele
Natalee  Steele

Nope your wrong Stephen, the most unexpected light sentence is Amanda Knoxs

Vor 3 Monate
Bob
Bob

that right, make jokes about a plane that killed hundreds of people. Real smart. .

Vor 3 Monate
Roman Darius
Roman Darius

Mueller Report: NOT GUILTY! hehehehehehehe

Vor 3 Monate
redxsage
redxsage

So little, too much, too late... _SSSHHHHHH!_

Vor 3 Monate
jaws978
jaws978

they should have made manafort appear in black face so the judge would be "forced" to follow sentencing guidelines.

Vor 3 Monate
Mary Rose Kent
Mary Rose Kent

jaws978 The judge is a woman...

Vor 2 Monate
Grigoria Velichkova -Trance Gori
Grigoria Velichkova -Trance Gori

5:36 hahahahahalways hilarious to see him typing fast calculations

Vor 3 Monate
The Duder
The Duder

If boeing would not have "updated" the firmware in the first place, auto-pilot would not be rendering the aircraft into a falling lawn dart. We see these failed "updates" all the time. Instead of getting right the first time, which IS possible, they simply rush to market, thus rendering these "updates" a possibility. It's known as job security. And it costs innocent lives.

Vor 3 Monate
Cheryl MacLean
Cheryl MacLean

Ok. I’m sorry, first things first about our pets; the moose and the beaver get along perfectly well. About the word ‘about,’ I’m sorry, we don’t say whatever way Stephen said it; we say the same as Americans. Sorry, but I’ve NEVER heard anyone say it a-boot. There is only one truth spoken in this statement which is, I’m sorry to say, we have grounded the planes.... I’m sorry if I’ve offended anyone, but the truth needs to be told. 🇨🇦😜🤣

Vor 4 Monate
Marcus Caius
Marcus Caius

Stephen, don't make fun of Canada, they may send at you a few flying mouse squads and a beaver brigade. You've been warned SORRY!

Vor 4 Monate
Devin Graves
Devin Graves

Well, the 737 MAX segment is a prime example of why one shouldn't use late night shows as a news source, as it was en extreme over simplification, and made the problem sound way worse than it actually was...if you read actual investigative journalism on the subject, you will see this...

Vor 4 Monate
Marguerite Johnson
Marguerite Johnson

An emergency decision ? How many days later? We (UK) banned all overflights as well — immediately!

Vor 4 Monate
Erosdox7
Erosdox7

2:20 I’d rather have an emergency order grounding HIS MOUTH!!!

Vor 4 Monate
Erosdox7
Erosdox7

I heard a retired Boeing employee say she was glad she took her pension in a lump sum payout.

Vor 4 Monate
Molly McButter
Molly McButter

Why do I ABSOLUTELY die laughing when Stephen F***s up the monologue. He's a treasure!!! Stephen Colbert 2020!

Vor 4 Monate
Ora Broughton
Ora Broughton

Black ant ( carpenter ) went to the White Hose, red ant followed, to put the stings in everything that The United States of America stands for, which building the White House on SHAMEFUL demoralized democracy.

Vor 4 Monate
kin
kin

hhg

Vor 4 Monate
Ted L
Ted L

Sorry but it's impossible for me to laugh about hundreds of people dying in two very recent, tragic air disasters. This is an instance where I'd just beseech Colbert, "please don't go there."

Vor 4 Monate
Thomas Slone
Thomas Slone

eminem = rap god colbert = improv deity(which is like six gods and a shit ton of supernatural beings)

Vor 4 Monate
Greg1 McIntosh
Greg1 McIntosh

Never trust anybody who so damn sure of himself as this guy who claims Trump is so sure of himself. What are you doing to improve things mister late night show hosts no David Letterman mr. Arrogant know-it-all don't deserve say your name to improve things for America other than complain and criticize. You take political criticism to an all-new low.comedians in the past ultimately maintained a level of respect if not for the president than the presidency which requires a certain amount of deference in keeping with the spirit of our election system and Trust in the voters who in God they trusted. This cynicism and criticism serves no purpose. I think liberals AR kind of losers. In 20 years mr. Colbert when you're facing a t and then 30 if you make it to facing 90 and you look back at the videos of your ranting and raving against Trump juxtaposed to the Legacy he will inevitably leave in history you will be eating crow well into your crotchety years and then how will you feel will you feel so smug so smart the same goes for your audience so automatically laughing. This is true for the other night light show host but especially for you Mr Colbert your witty and funny and smart but you're cynical

Vor 4 Monate
Jim Reily
Jim Reily

Ohhhh and you guys were so deferential to the Office of the Presidency when it was Obama in office. Or as Republicans routinely and still call him, Obunga, Obooga, Oboogabooga, One Big Ass Mistake America, etc etc etc. They call and still called his wife a gorilla. They disseminated pictures of President Obama with a bone through his nose and dressed in tribal garments. They really appealed to the lowest common denominator, all the time, every time, with insults about every single thing. They called him a homosexual. A secret member of the Muslim Brotherhood. A dangerous radical. So, sorry pal. You don't have ANY moral high ground here. You can dish it out ? Then you can take it. And Obama, a decent family man and upstanding, well spoken citizen cannot even be compared to the crudely spoken, rude, boorish and savage Trump, whose own personality is off-putting to 60pct of Americans.

Vor 3 Monate
Olyv Oyl
Olyv Oyl

858 Canadians were offended by your making fun of them.

Vor 4 Monate
Alex D'Ettore
Alex D'Ettore

The Texas Chainsaw Massacre 7: Leatherface Gets Community Service

Vor 4 Monate
Work Shop
Work Shop

like how you double downed on that 3 day magazine joke.. ffs fire youe writters

Vor 4 Monate
Noises
Noises

4:54 can we just take a minute to recognize there are people who use wheelchairs instead of walking because walking causes problems for them (In my case, every step, my tendons act like tiny wire saws that cut through the cartilage of my femur where it joins the hip. I CAN walk but if I keep walking I won't be able to for long.) I'll use a wheelchair to go around the supermarket and get my shopping. I will stand up out of the wheelchair to reach things on a high shelf then sit back down again. when I get home I might not even use a wheelchair. I also won't take any shit about that from anyone who doesn't have little wire saws in their hips cutting through the bit that stops their bones from grinding into each other when THEY walk, because they don't know what they're talking about. I'm not saying Manaforte isn't a cretinous ass who thinks people in wheelchairs just want (and deserve) sympathy instead of fewer staircases, more ramps and less staring. I'm just saying can we lay off on jokes about people who use wheelchairs who can still walk and stand if they have to? You don't know their story and it's rude to go up and ask, so if you see someone in a wheelchair stand up, just leave it be and file it under none of your business and go about your day. Cheers.

Vor 4 Monate
I'm Iron Man
I'm Iron Man

Australia is fake .......ok I'll stop

Vor 4 Monate
General Gamble
General Gamble

I hope for poo poopers in the gardenia

Vor 4 Monate
Gerard de Souza
Gerard de Souza

We don't say "aboot", it's more like "abow-oot" quickly.

Vor 4 Monate
chezfun
chezfun

Hahaha, Colbert is a riot!

Vor 4 Monate
SuperLeica1
SuperLeica1

Just being a temporary coffeeboy, PM managed to break quite many regulations. Or was he a covfefe boy?

Vor 4 Monate

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