Stephen Does The Math On Manafort's Jail Time

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    The Late Show with Stephen ColbertThe Late Show with Stephen Colbert

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    It's hard to keep track of all the crimes for which Paul Manafort has been charged and convicted. Stephen breaks down the math.
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ALaudin darji
ALaudin darji

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Vor 2 Monate
tha Real Mike Zee
tha Real Mike Zee

Here in the UP...we say "a-BOW-oot". It's close to the Canadians' "a-BOOT" but it's not quite the same. Actually we do speak a real dialect up here...Yooper Dialect. We even have one of our own words: "panck". It means to pat down, in reference to snow. "Panck the snow down..." flatten it. I like language

Vor 2 Monate
Old Uncle Bob
Old Uncle Bob

Paulie Numbnuts sleeps with the inmates.

Vor 3 Monate
Pierce M. Stelter
Pierce M. Stelter

speaking as a proud Canadian..... Yea, alright, fair enough, eh!!!

Vor 3 Monate
柳岑焉
柳岑焉

耶律王,璽律王铁船众,会回助大伙,,,SO。

Vor 3 Monate
Bruce Ree
Bruce Ree

As a Canadian, you know I’m offended eh?

Vor 5 Monate
Rodolfo Saluto
Rodolfo Saluto

Manafort light sentencing for organised crime Criminal judge..?..

Vor 6 Monate
Alexis Assadi
Alexis Assadi

A year later, the question still looms: will Trump pardon Manafort?

Vor 7 Monate
Carl Spackler
Carl Spackler

Only morons with Trump Derangement Syndrome watch this bullshit anymore. Colbert stopped being funny three years ago.

Vor 7 Monate
Samuel Rosander
Samuel Rosander

"It was the most unexpectedly light sentence since..." Jeffery Epstein got 13 months for sex trafficking, cutting off the FBI investigation that was still going on. If anyone has any doubts that rich white men are essentially above the law in the United States of America, then they need to take off the rose-colored glasses or blindfolds that they've been relying on to support the narrative of "justice for all."

Vor 8 Monate
larry fulkerson
larry fulkerson

Good hackers of the world, if you're listening, we need for you to delete trumpf's twitter account. I'm sure you will be mightily rewarded.

Vor 10 Monate
Tui Stone
Tui Stone

the best president in history

Vor 10 Monate
bla 187
bla 187

i like the outro

Vor 11 Monate
Shenaynay Carolina
Shenaynay Carolina

IM SO. HAPPY WHEN WATCHING YOUR MONOLOGUE AS SOON AS YOU SHOW REAL FOOTAGE of the worst human ever I’m depressed again !

Vor 11 Monate
Johnson Johnson
Johnson Johnson

🇨🇦 😉 🤛 Canada is HARD

Vor 11 Monate
Kevin Collins
Kevin Collins

Weak up America.

Vor 11 Monate
Bob
Bob

Stephen is a queer

Vor 11 Monate
Maiya Coles
Maiya Coles

Canadians don't really talk that way eh 🇨🇦

Vor year
Jarrod Yuki
Jarrod Yuki

hey stop humiliating the conservatives. manafort is innocent.

Vor year
Ginny Parrett
Ginny Parrett

Sad to say Stephen is just promoting his ignorance and stereotypes of disability by assuming only people to use wheelchairs are those who are physically unable to walk. Those who use wheelchairs do so due for many disabilities besides paralyzes of the legs

Vor year
unreal011
unreal011

7:48 blastic bags... oh i sure wish they are transparent, mr. johnny send my best regards to welma.

Vor year
Morgan Armstrong
Morgan Armstrong

just as an aside, i'm canadian and i've never met someone who talks like that 😂

Vor year
John Chartrand
John Chartrand

Why does Colbert keep putting down Canadians. He should look in his own backyard before making fun of others. In other words, those who live in glass houses shouldn't throw rocks.

Vor year
Sunny's Side
Sunny's Side

Canadian Stephen is my aesthetic

Vor year
Orvo Shaboinger
Orvo Shaboinger

So amazing how you can find time to insult us Canadians while you’re country is in a complete state of emergency 😂😂😂 don’t worry we’re not fucking sorry!! 😂😂😂 but we appreciate the front row tickets!! Lolol

Vor year
A Bernas
A Bernas

Literally got a Southwest ad on this video

Vor year
Ashley S. MacKenzie
Ashley S. MacKenzie

You want to come to Las Cruces, not Santa Fe!

Vor year
ANdy B
ANdy B

That Canada accent sounds more like Fargo, ND 😆

Vor year
MadeOnTheTrain Media
MadeOnTheTrain Media

aaaand... the band ruins another joke.

Vor year
Shaun Koreshowell/Bunds
Shaun Koreshowell/Bunds

I likeded when he used the trump joke in a ways he just did with him own seriousness for grounded. I don’t appreciate how everyone is actually disabled in the comments and continues to walk around either.

Vor year
Wa Wa
Wa Wa

A boot By J-3

Vor year
ShadowFoxSF
ShadowFoxSF

I could be happy enough to wait and vote Trump out in 2020 off that means he is no longer in a position to try to pardon himself when justice for any federal crimes inevitably come crashing down on his head.

Vor year
everydaypepper
everydaypepper

Surprised that John Oliver made it on the bracket. Thought that he would have been banned due to being an immigrant.

Vor year
Natalee Steele
Natalee Steele

Nope your wrong Stephen, the most unexpected light sentence is Amanda Knoxs

Vor year
Bob
Bob

that right, make jokes about a plane that killed hundreds of people. Real smart. .

Vor year
Roman Darius
Roman Darius

Mueller Report: NOT GUILTY! hehehehehehehe

Vor year
redxsage
redxsage

So little, too much, too late... _SSSHHHHHH!_

Vor year
jaws978
jaws978

they should have made manafort appear in black face so the judge would be "forced" to follow sentencing guidelines.

Vor year
Mary Rose Kent
Mary Rose Kent

jaws978 The judge is a woman...

Vor year
Grigoria Velichkova -Trance Gori
Grigoria Velichkova -Trance Gori

5:36 hahahahahalways hilarious to see him typing fast calculations

Vor year
The Duder
The Duder

If boeing would not have "updated" the firmware in the first place, auto-pilot would not be rendering the aircraft into a falling lawn dart. We see these failed "updates" all the time. Instead of getting right the first time, which IS possible, they simply rush to market, thus rendering these "updates" a possibility. It's known as job security. And it costs innocent lives.

Vor year
Cheryl MacLean
Cheryl MacLean

Ok. I’m sorry, first things first about our pets; the moose and the beaver get along perfectly well. About the word ‘about,’ I’m sorry, we don’t say whatever way Stephen said it; we say the same as Americans. Sorry, but I’ve NEVER heard anyone say it a-boot. There is only one truth spoken in this statement which is, I’m sorry to say, we have grounded the planes.... I’m sorry if I’ve offended anyone, but the truth needs to be told. 🇨🇦😜🤣

Vor year
Marcus Caius
Marcus Caius

Stephen, don't make fun of Canada, they may send at you a few flying mouse squads and a beaver brigade. You've been warned SORRY!

Vor year
Devin Graves
Devin Graves

Well, the 737 MAX segment is a prime example of why one shouldn't use late night shows as a news source, as it was en extreme over simplification, and made the problem sound way worse than it actually was...if you read actual investigative journalism on the subject, you will see this...

Vor year
Marguerite Johnson
Marguerite Johnson

An emergency decision ? How many days later? We (UK) banned all overflights as well — immediately!

Vor year
Erosdox7
Erosdox7

2:20 I’d rather have an emergency order grounding HIS MOUTH!!!

Vor year
Erosdox7
Erosdox7

I heard a retired Boeing employee say she was glad she took her pension in a lump sum payout.

Vor year
Molly Rogers
Molly Rogers

Why do I ABSOLUTELY die laughing when Stephen F***s up the monologue. He's a treasure!!! Stephen Colbert 2020!

Vor year
Ora Broughton
Ora Broughton

Black ant ( carpenter ) went to the White Hose, red ant followed, to put the stings in everything that The United States of America stands for, which building the White House on SHAMEFUL demoralized democracy.

Vor year
kin
kin

hhg

Vor year
Ted L
Ted L

Sorry but it's impossible for me to laugh about hundreds of people dying in two very recent, tragic air disasters. This is an instance where I'd just beseech Colbert, "please don't go there."

Vor year
Thomas Slone
Thomas Slone

eminem = rap god colbert = improv deity(which is like six gods and a shit ton of supernatural beings)

Vor year
Greg1 McIntosh
Greg1 McIntosh

Never trust anybody who so damn sure of himself as this guy who claims Trump is so sure of himself. What are you doing to improve things mister late night show hosts no David Letterman mr. Arrogant know-it-all don't deserve say your name to improve things for America other than complain and criticize. You take political criticism to an all-new low.comedians in the past ultimately maintained a level of respect if not for the president than the presidency which requires a certain amount of deference in keeping with the spirit of our election system and Trust in the voters who in God they trusted. This cynicism and criticism serves no purpose. I think liberals AR kind of losers. In 20 years mr. Colbert when you're facing a t and then 30 if you make it to facing 90 and you look back at the videos of your ranting and raving against Trump juxtaposed to the Legacy he will inevitably leave in history you will be eating crow well into your crotchety years and then how will you feel will you feel so smug so smart the same goes for your audience so automatically laughing. This is true for the other night light show host but especially for you Mr Colbert your witty and funny and smart but you're cynical

Vor year
Jim Reily
Jim Reily

Ohhhh and you guys were so deferential to the Office of the Presidency when it was Obama in office. Or as Republicans routinely and still call him, Obunga, Obooga, Oboogabooga, One Big Ass Mistake America, etc etc etc. They call and still called his wife a gorilla. They disseminated pictures of President Obama with a bone through his nose and dressed in tribal garments. They really appealed to the lowest common denominator, all the time, every time, with insults about every single thing. They called him a homosexual. A secret member of the Muslim Brotherhood. A dangerous radical. So, sorry pal. You don't have ANY moral high ground here. You can dish it out ? Then you can take it. And Obama, a decent family man and upstanding, well spoken citizen cannot even be compared to the crudely spoken, rude, boorish and savage Trump, whose own personality is off-putting to 60pct of Americans.

Vor year
Olyv Oyl
Olyv Oyl

858 Canadians were offended by your making fun of them.

Vor year
AGD Productions
AGD Productions

The Texas Chainsaw Massacre 7: Leatherface Gets Community Service

Vor year
Work Shop
Work Shop

like how you double downed on that 3 day magazine joke.. ffs fire youe writters

Vor year
Noises
Noises

4:54 can we just take a minute to recognize there are people who use wheelchairs instead of walking because walking causes problems for them (In my case, every step, my tendons act like tiny wire saws that cut through the cartilage of my femur where it joins the hip. I CAN walk but if I keep walking I won't be able to for long.) I'll use a wheelchair to go around the supermarket and get my shopping. I will stand up out of the wheelchair to reach things on a high shelf then sit back down again. when I get home I might not even use a wheelchair. I also won't take any shit about that from anyone who doesn't have little wire saws in their hips cutting through the bit that stops their bones from grinding into each other when THEY walk, because they don't know what they're talking about. I'm not saying Manaforte isn't a cretinous ass who thinks people in wheelchairs just want (and deserve) sympathy instead of fewer staircases, more ramps and less staring. I'm just saying can we lay off on jokes about people who use wheelchairs who can still walk and stand if they have to? You don't know their story and it's rude to go up and ask, so if you see someone in a wheelchair stand up, just leave it be and file it under none of your business and go about your day. Cheers.

Vor year
I'm Iron Man
I'm Iron Man

Australia is fake .......ok I'll stop

Vor year
General Gamble
General Gamble

I hope for poo poopers in the gardenia

Vor year
chezfun
chezfun

Hahaha, Colbert is a riot!

Vor year
SuperLeica1
SuperLeica1

Just being a temporary coffeeboy, PM managed to break quite many regulations. Or was he a covfefe boy?

Vor year
Stella Veazey
Stella Veazey

Too soon

Vor year
Mega Gonzalez
Mega Gonzalez

haha hes screwed

Vor year
Stew Artisan
Stew Artisan

Stephen = certfied Canadian....

Vor year
Paul Edwards
Paul Edwards

He gets out in 2 years or less. Calling it right now.

Vor year
Oh My Gandhi
Oh My Gandhi

Trump: "we didn't have to do this. We could have delayed it, or we could have done nothing at all." I knew it. This clown, even when faced with a relatively easy solution, will make it sound like he made a brave choice as to not appear like he's taking the advice of counsel. The inferiority complex of this guy is staggering. I am surprised that he hasn't bought a massive pickup truck just to do burn-outs out of High School parking lots.

Vor year
Jes The Red
Jes The Red

Not everyone who uses a wheel chair can't stand or walk, sometimes they just cant do so reliably. And I HATE IT when people try to use Wheelchairs to garner sympathy, they affect everyone who actually needs to use them.

Vor year
Roni AD
Roni AD

Two plane crashes and the 737 max 8 is grounded for "safety reasons" but try to stop white supremacists from shooting up mosques and the USA implodes...

Vor year
Tonni Tingholm Kristensen
Tonni Tingholm Kristensen

I miss the old Colbert

Vor year
420 Friendly
420 Friendly

"Bed-u" 😕

Vor year
ICO ToDay
ICO ToDay

lol I hope they put Trump in prison and force him to watch only Steven Colbert 24/7.

Vor year
j g
j g

Well that's the full story, 300 words. And now for the adverbs and adjectives. Ah ha, the magic 800! Copy boy!! Been there, inflated that.

Vor year
Hugo Brown
Hugo Brown

P.s. Totally wrong with the Canadian impression. Ever been to Toronto Montreal or Vancouver? No beavers or moose about.

Vor year
Hugo Brown
Hugo Brown

Can't believe you joked [in length] about 2 Boeing max 8's that went down. Almost 400 dead. WTF?

Vor year
Pitt Posum
Pitt Posum

some people get more jail time for possession of a couple of grams of marijuana... money talks.

Vor year
DeborahFishburn
DeborahFishburn

PLEASE don't (even for the funny) push the idea that people in wheelchairs can never stand. Lots of truly disabled people are able to stand for short periods at need, as long as they have the chair to collapse back into afterwards. The issue is that able-bodied people THEN try to claim they therefore have no need of the chair - or the disabled parking place - at all.

Vor year
Hong Fei Bai
Hong Fei Bai

Remember when in high school we learned how math was going to be useful one day? And now 19-24 years plus another sentence of a certain amount of years equals 7 years in prison? What happened to math? If you have one body how can you serve two sentences at the same time?

Vor year
Orall Cornelius
Orall Cornelius

I've had a theory that comedy & comedians don't really care about anything or anyone. Is it possible that they're laughing at the deaths of hundreds of people in 2 plane crashes, at least indirectly?

Vor year
McKinley Benson
McKinley Benson

Love the show. Just a quick note though -- it is ableist to make jokes about a person in a wheelchair being miraculously cured if they stand up. More than 80% of people who use wheelchairs are capable of standing and walking, but use wheelchairs to improve overall mobility.

Vor year
Cody Berg
Cody Berg

Lol Hillary Clinton's served two countries at the same time she didn't get jail time

Vor year
Cody Berg
Cody Berg

Wow it's pretty racist talking about Canadians like that

Vor year

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