Stephen Does The Math On Manafort's Jail Time

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    The Late Show with Stephen ColbertThe Late Show with Stephen Colbert

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    It's hard to keep track of all the crimes for which Paul Manafort has been charged and convicted. Stephen breaks down the math.
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Ginny Parrett
Ginny Parrett

Sad to say Stephen is just promoting his ignorance and stereotypes of disability by assuming only people to use wheelchairs are those who are physically unable to walk. Those who use wheelchairs do so due for many disabilities besides paralyzes of the legs

Vor 7 Tage
unreal011
unreal011

7:48 blastic bags... oh i sure wish they are transparent, mr. johnny send my best regards to welma.

Vor 8 Tage
Morgan Armstrong
Morgan Armstrong

just as an aside, i'm canadian and i've never met someone who talks like that 😂

Vor 28 Tage
John Chartrand
John Chartrand

Why does Colbert keep putting down Canadians. He should look in his own backyard before making fun of others. In other words, those who live in glass houses shouldn't throw rocks.

Vor Monat
Sunny's Side
Sunny's Side

Canadian Stephen is my aesthetic

Vor Monat
Orvo Shaboinger
Orvo Shaboinger

So amazing how you can find time to insult us Canadians while you’re country is in a complete state of emergency 😂😂😂 don’t worry we’re not fucking sorry!! 😂😂😂 but we appreciate the front row tickets!! Lolol

Vor Monat
A Bernas
A Bernas

Literally got a Southwest ad on this video

Vor Monat
Ashley S. MacKenzie
Ashley S. MacKenzie

You want to come to Las Cruces, not Santa Fe!

Vor Monat
ANdy B
ANdy B

That Canada accent sounds more like Fargo, ND 😆

Vor Monat
MadeOnTheTrain Media
MadeOnTheTrain Media

aaaand... the band ruins another joke.

Vor Monat
Shaun Koreshowell/Bunds
Shaun Koreshowell/Bunds

I likeded when he used the trump joke in a ways he just did with him own seriousness for grounded. I don’t appreciate how everyone is actually disabled in the comments and continues to walk around either.

Vor Monat
Wa Wa
Wa Wa

A boot By J-3

Vor Monat
ShadowFoxSF
ShadowFoxSF

I could be happy enough to wait and vote Trump out in 2020 off that means he is no longer in a position to try to pardon himself when justice for any federal crimes inevitably come crashing down on his head.

Vor Monat
everydaypepper
everydaypepper

Surprised that John Oliver made it on the bracket. Thought that he would have been banned due to being an immigrant.

Vor Monat
Natalee Steele
Natalee  Steele

Nope your wrong Stephen, the most unexpected light sentence is Amanda Knoxs

Vor Monat
Bob
Bob

that right, make jokes about a plane that killed hundreds of people. Real smart. .

Vor Monat
Roman Darius
Roman Darius

Mueller Report: NOT GUILTY! hehehehehehehe

Vor Monat
redxsage
redxsage

So little, too much, too late... _SSSHHHHHH!_

Vor Monat
jaws978
jaws978

they should have made manafort appear in black face so the judge would be "forced" to follow sentencing guidelines.

Vor Monat
Mary Rose Kent
Mary Rose Kent

jaws978 The judge is a woman...

Vor 27 Tage
Grigoria Velichkova -Trance Gori
Grigoria Velichkova -Trance Gori

5:36 hahahahahalways hilarious to see him typing fast calculations

Vor Monat
The Duder
The Duder

If boeing would not have "updated" the firmware in the first place, auto-pilot would not be rendering the aircraft into a falling lawn dart. We see these failed "updates" all the time. Instead of getting right the first time, which IS possible, they simply rush to market, thus rendering these "updates" a possibility. It's known as job security. And it costs innocent lives.

Vor Monat
Cheryl MacLean
Cheryl MacLean

Ok. I’m sorry, first things first about our pets; the moose and the beaver get along perfectly well. About the word ‘about,’ I’m sorry, we don’t say whatever way Stephen said it; we say the same as Americans. Sorry, but I’ve NEVER heard anyone say it a-boot. There is only one truth spoken in this statement which is, I’m sorry to say, we have grounded the planes.... I’m sorry if I’ve offended anyone, but the truth needs to be told. 🇨🇦😜🤣

Vor 2 Monate
Marcus Caius
Marcus Caius

Stephen, don't make fun of Canada, they may send at you a few flying mouse squads and a beaver brigade. You've been warned SORRY!

Vor 2 Monate
Devin Graves
Devin Graves

Well, the 737 MAX segment is a prime example of why one shouldn't use late night shows as a news source, as it was en extreme over simplification, and made the problem sound way worse than it actually was...if you read actual investigative journalism on the subject, you will see this...

Vor 2 Monate
Marguerite Johnson
Marguerite Johnson

An emergency decision ? How many days later? We (UK) banned all overflights as well — immediately!

Vor 2 Monate
Erosdox7
Erosdox7

2:20 I’d rather have an emergency order grounding HIS MOUTH!!!

Vor 2 Monate
Erosdox7
Erosdox7

I heard a retired Boeing employee say she was glad she took her pension in a lump sum payout.

Vor 2 Monate
Molly McButter
Molly McButter

Why do I ABSOLUTELY die laughing when Stephen F***s up the monologue. He's a treasure!!! Stephen Colbert 2020!

Vor 2 Monate
Ora Broughton
Ora Broughton

Black ant ( carpenter ) went to the White Hose, red ant followed, to put the stings in everything that The United States of America stands for, which building the White House on SHAMEFUL demoralized democracy.

Vor 2 Monate
kin
kin

hhg

Vor 2 Monate
Ted L
Ted L

Sorry but it's impossible for me to laugh about hundreds of people dying in two very recent, tragic air disasters. This is an instance where I'd just beseech Colbert, "please don't go there."

Vor 2 Monate
Thomas Slone
Thomas Slone

eminem = rap god colbert = improv deity(which is like six gods and a shit ton of supernatural beings)

Vor 2 Monate
Greg1 McIntosh
Greg1 McIntosh

Never trust anybody who so damn sure of himself as this guy who claims Trump is so sure of himself. What are you doing to improve things mister late night show hosts no David Letterman mr. Arrogant know-it-all don't deserve say your name to improve things for America other than complain and criticize. You take political criticism to an all-new low.comedians in the past ultimately maintained a level of respect if not for the president than the presidency which requires a certain amount of deference in keeping with the spirit of our election system and Trust in the voters who in God they trusted. This cynicism and criticism serves no purpose. I think liberals AR kind of losers. In 20 years mr. Colbert when you're facing a t and then 30 if you make it to facing 90 and you look back at the videos of your ranting and raving against Trump juxtaposed to the Legacy he will inevitably leave in history you will be eating crow well into your crotchety years and then how will you feel will you feel so smug so smart the same goes for your audience so automatically laughing. This is true for the other night light show host but especially for you Mr Colbert your witty and funny and smart but you're cynical

Vor 2 Monate
Jim Reily
Jim Reily

Ohhhh and you guys were so deferential to the Office of the Presidency when it was Obama in office. Or as Republicans routinely and still call him, Obunga, Obooga, Oboogabooga, One Big Ass Mistake America, etc etc etc. They call and still called his wife a gorilla. They disseminated pictures of President Obama with a bone through his nose and dressed in tribal garments. They really appealed to the lowest common denominator, all the time, every time, with insults about every single thing. They called him a homosexual. A secret member of the Muslim Brotherhood. A dangerous radical. So, sorry pal. You don't have ANY moral high ground here. You can dish it out ? Then you can take it. And Obama, a decent family man and upstanding, well spoken citizen cannot even be compared to the crudely spoken, rude, boorish and savage Trump, whose own personality is off-putting to 60pct of Americans.

Vor Monat
Olyv Oyl
Olyv Oyl

858 Canadians were offended by your making fun of them.

Vor 2 Monate
Alex D'Ettore
Alex D'Ettore

The Texas Chainsaw Massacre 7: Leatherface Gets Community Service

Vor 2 Monate
Work Shop
Work Shop

like how you double downed on that 3 day magazine joke.. ffs fire youe writters

Vor 2 Monate
Noises
Noises

4:54 can we just take a minute to recognize there are people who use wheelchairs instead of walking because walking causes problems for them (In my case, every step, my tendons act like tiny wire saws that cut through the cartilage of my femur where it joins the hip. I CAN walk but if I keep walking I won't be able to for long.) I'll use a wheelchair to go around the supermarket and get my shopping. I will stand up out of the wheelchair to reach things on a high shelf then sit back down again. when I get home I might not even use a wheelchair. I also won't take any shit about that from anyone who doesn't have little wire saws in their hips cutting through the bit that stops their bones from grinding into each other when THEY walk, because they don't know what they're talking about. I'm not saying Manaforte isn't a cretinous ass who thinks people in wheelchairs just want (and deserve) sympathy instead of fewer staircases, more ramps and less staring. I'm just saying can we lay off on jokes about people who use wheelchairs who can still walk and stand if they have to? You don't know their story and it's rude to go up and ask, so if you see someone in a wheelchair stand up, just leave it be and file it under none of your business and go about your day. Cheers.

Vor 2 Monate
I'm Iron Man
I'm Iron Man

Australia is fake .......ok I'll stop

Vor 2 Monate
General Gamble
General Gamble

I hope for poo poopers in the gardenia

Vor 2 Monate
Gerard de Souza
Gerard de Souza

We don't say "aboot", it's more like "abow-oot" quickly.

Vor 2 Monate
chezfun
chezfun

Hahaha, Colbert is a riot!

Vor 2 Monate
SuperLeica1
SuperLeica1

Just being a temporary coffeeboy, PM managed to break quite many regulations. Or was he a covfefe boy?

Vor 2 Monate
Stella Veazey
Stella Veazey

Too soon

Vor 2 Monate
Mega Gonzalez
Mega Gonzalez

haha hes screwed

Vor 2 Monate
Stew Artisan
Stew Artisan

Stephen = certfied Canadian....

Vor 2 Monate
Paul Edwards
Paul Edwards

He gets out in 2 years or less. Calling it right now.

Vor 2 Monate
Oh My Gandhi
Oh My Gandhi

Trump: "we didn't have to do this. We could have delayed it, or we could have done nothing at all." I knew it. This clown, even when faced with a relatively easy solution, will make it sound like he made a brave choice as to not appear like he's taking the advice of counsel. The inferiority complex of this guy is staggering. I am surprised that he hasn't bought a massive pickup truck just to do burn-outs out of High School parking lots.

Vor 2 Monate
Jes The Red
Jes The Red

Not everyone who uses a wheel chair can't stand or walk, sometimes they just cant do so reliably. And I HATE IT when people try to use Wheelchairs to garner sympathy, they affect everyone who actually needs to use them.

Vor 2 Monate
Books by Roni
Books by Roni

Two plane crashes and the 737 max 8 is grounded for "safety reasons" but try to stop white supremacists from shooting up mosques and the USA implodes...

Vor 2 Monate
Tonni Tingholm Kristensen
Tonni Tingholm Kristensen

I miss the old Colbert

Vor 2 Monate
420 Friendly
420 Friendly

"Bed-u" 😕

Vor 2 Monate
ICO ToDay
ICO ToDay

lol I hope they put Trump in prison and force him to watch only Steven Colbert 24/7.

Vor 2 Monate
j g
j g

Well that's the full story, 300 words. And now for the adverbs and adjectives. Ah ha, the magic 800! Copy boy!! Been there, inflated that.

Vor 2 Monate
Hugo Brown
Hugo Brown

P.s. Totally wrong with the Canadian impression. Ever been to Toronto Montreal or Vancouver? No beavers or moose about.

Vor 2 Monate
Hugo Brown
Hugo Brown

Can't believe you joked [in length] about 2 Boeing max 8's that went down. Almost 400 dead. WTF?

Vor 2 Monate
Pitt Posum
Pitt Posum

some people get more jail time for possession of a couple of grams of marijuana... money talks.

Vor 2 Monate
DeborahFishburn
DeborahFishburn

PLEASE don't (even for the funny) push the idea that people in wheelchairs can never stand. Lots of truly disabled people are able to stand for short periods at need, as long as they have the chair to collapse back into afterwards. The issue is that able-bodied people THEN try to claim they therefore have no need of the chair - or the disabled parking place - at all.

Vor 2 Monate
Hong Fei Bai
Hong Fei Bai

Remember when in high school we learned how math was going to be useful one day? And now 19-24 years plus another sentence of a certain amount of years equals 7 years in prison? What happened to math? If you have one body how can you serve two sentences at the same time?

Vor 2 Monate
Orall Cornelius
Orall Cornelius

I've had a theory that comedy & comedians don't really care about anything or anyone. Is it possible that they're laughing at the deaths of hundreds of people in 2 plane crashes, at least indirectly?

Vor 2 Monate
McKinley Benson
McKinley Benson

Love the show. Just a quick note though -- it is ableist to make jokes about a person in a wheelchair being miraculously cured if they stand up. More than 80% of people who use wheelchairs are capable of standing and walking, but use wheelchairs to improve overall mobility.

Vor 2 Monate
Cody Berg
Cody Berg

Lol Hillary Clinton's served two countries at the same time she didn't get jail time

Vor 2 Monate
Cody Berg
Cody Berg

Wow it's pretty racist talking about Canadians like that

Vor 2 Monate
Tsnore
Tsnore

Lock 'im up!

Vor 2 Monate
Sweety
Sweety

Not funny, just Un-Subscribed; and I'm not sorry.

Vor 2 Monate
The Musical Stylings of Brent Bunn
The Musical Stylings of Brent Bunn

I'm offensive and I find Stephen's impression very Canadian.

Vor 2 Monate
carschmn
carschmn

Love the Colbert calculator.

Vor 2 Monate
Artem Bentsionov
Artem Bentsionov

I believe Bill Maher called Manafort’s sentence reduction a “white guy discount”.

Vor 2 Monate
Sandra Patterson
Sandra Patterson

Artem Bentsionov That's hilarious. Good for Bill! 👏👏👏👏

Vor 2 Monate
Michael Moreton
Michael Moreton

Its not nice to make fun of Canada and Canadians. At least I dont think it is and if I am wrong please forgive me.

Vor 2 Monate
breakshot74
breakshot74

i really love the calculator part

Vor 2 Monate
wiredwebmaster
wiredwebmaster

absolutely love when stephen makes a blunder, laughs at it, and keeps it moving. Such a fantastic host.

Vor 2 Monate
Sara Burke
Sara Burke

Grounding the planes is the only thing trump has done that I agree with

Vor 2 Monate
geerdude
geerdude

colbert is still funny even when he messes up the punchline!

Vor 2 Monate
Tahira Porter
Tahira Porter

Asante Sana Stephen !! Thank you for putting some hilarity in our lives! Much needed in these times. As we say in Kenya your show is Poa Sana (very awesome)

Vor 2 Monate
Canuck867
Canuck867

Sorry, but stereotyping canadians like that is just a blindside hit, no dowt! Sorry. Like my pet moose wouldn't hava donnybrook with a beav unless it was just hosed eh bud. Like just beauty hosed too. Sorry! Gad, this just gets me steamed, eh! Sorry, i gotta go fer a rip and have a dart to try and cool my jets. Sorry. Thanks fer chattin boot us eh!

Vor 2 Monate
Abel1120 conlget
Abel1120 conlget

😂🍻

Vor 2 Monate
Malay Agarwal
Malay Agarwal

Oooohhhhh, that burn. That. Burn.

Vor 2 Monate
Leon Trout
Leon Trout

This program is not very funny anymore.

Vor 2 Monate
Creighton Freeman
Creighton Freeman

It is ironic that the video clip of Trump has him sitting in front of a sculpture of two of the iconic Yellowstone National Park animals that his environmental policy is threatening to drive to extinction.

Vor 2 Monate
Laydie Elle
Laydie Elle

As an Australian, it makes sense that Americans make fun of Canadians. Canada is their polar opposite: polite and respectful.

Vor 2 Monate
the last of the lemmings
the last of the lemmings

7:46 funny! That's karma for hackin on everyone else. Lol

Vor 2 Monate
Anisa Mazaki
Anisa Mazaki

Jokes aside, I'm grateful that "agent orange" did atleast one thing right for a change. Ps - @colbert, please stop making fun of Canadians. Your continual stereotyping of them is no longer funny. Not all Canadians are nice/polite people. They're human too. Just saying.

Vor 2 Monate
Music Feign
Music Feign

While Colbert and writers are hilarious, completely inappropriate on the crash comments. Off limits guys, off limits. There is much comedy to find that doesn't involve lost lives. Please stop.

Vor 2 Monate
Jason Holmes
Jason Holmes

Trump is all of a sudden so concerned with the well being of Americans?

Vor 2 Monate
Irene Mesecke
Irene Mesecke

Love the calculator skits and also the Melania sketches. Need a bit of practice with your singing skills and when you lose it, this little old lady from downunder laughs out loud in a world where there is so much hatred.

Vor 2 Monate
Sapphire Riddles
Sapphire Riddles

... If he'd quit talking without explaining why he did it, he'd have done a good job...

Vor 2 Monate
Citadel of winds
Citadel of winds

What sort of person makes fun of a malingerer in a wheelchair? Colbert: Hold my cold beer.

Vor 2 Monate
Vincent Ciccone
Vincent Ciccone

There is no war room.... DOJ used to be called DOW (department of war)

Vor 2 Monate
Vincent Ciccone
Vincent Ciccone

Fake Jail time. Its a suspended sentence

Vor 2 Monate
Victor Green
Victor Green

Uh I

Vor 2 Monate
A Gramckow
A Gramckow

... you can need a wheel chair and still be able to stand or walk under your own power for a brief period of time. I'm not saying this is Manaforts deal, but there are many people who need wheel chairs who are not completely incapable of walking.

Vor 2 Monate
Judy FIELDS DAVIS
Judy FIELDS DAVIS

Les Miserable. The French Revolution is an act of God.”. The plot of Les Misérables begins in 1815 when the main character, Jean Valjean, is released from a 19-year prison and hard labour sentence for stealing a loaf of bread.

Vor 2 Monate
FlowerofDissolution
FlowerofDissolution

Trump's hair is like he's wearing a hair-helmet: IT IS SO STRANGE AND WEIRD! Never ever do this at home kids. Stay safe!

Vor 2 Monate
cshubs
cshubs

I think I might want to die in a plane crash rather than watch Infinity Wars again. What kind of ending was that???

Vor 2 Monate
Joe Brennan
Joe Brennan

This show sucks, always the same crap about Trump every night for 2years. .

Vor 2 Monate
Oliver Descullo
Oliver Descullo

Colbert has revealed his mental issues after the American people elected Trump president.

Vor 2 Monate
Jeffrey Photonboy
Jeffrey Photonboy

Darn, perfect "Windows Update" joke opportunity missed there considering all the screw-ups they have caused.

Vor 2 Monate
CCTV Cayak Crime TV
CCTV Cayak Crime TV

I'm not authorized to say we have a learjet to Belize, engines running on standby, on 3 different local airfields. Costs 10.000 thousands of Dollars a day. All for a total witch hunt and fake news!

Vor 2 Monate
DunantheDefender
DunantheDefender

7.5 for all that stuff when half of it should have given him 24... bullshit.

Vor 2 Monate
ShariSez1
ShariSez1

There isn't a damn word in this clip about Manafort, you idiots.

Vor 2 Monate
Steven Klaysmat
Steven Klaysmat

AVE had a good discussion about the Boeing Crashes if anyone is interested in the technical side

Vor 2 Monate

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