Not all heros wear capes.

*diansielf appears*

@ʜɪꜱᴏᴋᴀꜱᴡɪɢ I thought dead legacy was evil?

@Alex_. dead legacy lmao💀💀

Not all commenters are original

And not all Gigachads are in black and white, godspeed.

i like these types of videos just getting straight to the point, no extra bullcrap.

Bruh what happened with the society, 1 min videos are long?

​@Cicin I think he means by the two-parts videos. Those are annoying just for a non-suprising ending.

@GirlWhoComments (AGCIM) Alright, that's kinda true. I usually cannot find the second part

​@CicinExactly they keep you waiting so you subscribe to have it let you know when they upload its pretty smart.

He is the type of person who would recomfort ppl at the same time of speedrenning shorts

-Sacrifices his own sanity -Saves us Time -Boosts self esteem -Refuses to elaborate -Leaves Conclusion this man is a national treasure Edit: Danm guys okay he is an international treasure

No argument here

Somebody get Nicholas Cage-

International. I will not accept him being limited to sweden only

International*

*international gotta correct

This. This is why I love this man. Pure wholesome content, no lies, giving positivity, just, yes.

Man, I can't tell you how much I needed that ending, today sucked- Thank you, so very much

u deserve it

dont worry man ur amazing

@BlueberryJam his day or the compliment?

@steelduck he deserves that ending

I may be late but have a good day all of you

honestly this is so useful its genius its literally 10 videos in one video thats just insane this is the future of youtube shorts for sure

This is yt shorts. Not normal yt.

how to make your attention span even worse

@jazzi honestly I'd rather watch one of these and continue watching normal youtube videos than scroll through the turd hill the size of mount everest that is youtube shorts.

He had saved 9 minutes of our lives. We are getting back the time we've lost.

"speedrunning speedrunning shorts"

1st person on YouTube that actually likes they're people.

Im so sorry but... "their"

@ShadyGD I was gonna type exactly that word-for-word

“It’s not a demon why do you exorcist your car” got me 🤣🤣🤣

actually it deos stop the car you can search (but only tesla cars)

Same!

@Mohamed_ Mohamed61 someone sends an assassin after me who tries to run me over with a tesla so i sit in a ring with a circle of salt

Some short are just fake and pure bs yet people manage to endure every second of them. You are a real world treasure joe

Same thing with TikTok

Some of these fake shorts/tiktoks even has a part 2 even tho it can be explained in like 5 seconds

The 2nd one work If your car was possesse by a demon I mesn i try..

we still got uncle roger

Im from Kazakhstan, and I have never seen a single person eating rock or anything like it

Thank you for speedrunning shorts, now I do not have to scroll myself!

But you will still scroll right?

Honestly dude. Ive been down lately and you just made my day. Thx

hi gigachad honestly same

@Stanley Bochenek please this giga chad and sigma and alpha stuff got me in a worse state of depression. Just stop

@nocam damn, we‘re here for you, keep your head up, you dropped this 👑

u deserve it ur a good man

​@nocamplease check the title

The salt thing isn't _100%_ fake. It's white, so it sometimes registers as road paint, which self-driving cars use to navigate. A solid line of paint means stop, so if you manage to trick the sensors, it'll refuse to move while in self-driving mode.

he wasted salt on a strangers car and it didnt work its just manual mode not self drive

​@Deleted Devil Deleted Angel yeah and he randomly got in a stranger's car too

@that right I heard the story over and over again wait *what* when?

@SirAndischa I did watch it, I dont remember him getting in the car

@Deleted Devil Deleted Angel Nah, this was a joke on the other commenter giving halfass info, like many of those "watch the second part!" shorts-channels

Protect this man at all costs guys

I can't thank you enough for the last one I was really angry. Helped me calm down

Bro just exposed the whole internet we must protect him lol

ive been really ill recently and the end is just what i needed. thank you so much

I don't know how many times I've watched this video now, but it never fails to make me smile.

Everyday after a bad day of school speedrunning shorts always cheers me up. Thanks Joe!

I got back from school a while ago

If everyday is going bad in school, you gotta do apmething about it as soon as possible.

Bro had everyday a bad day at school💀

​@Shivansh Yadav 😊

"Its not a demon. Why do you exorcise it?" Helpppp I falk of my chair cus of that 💀💀💀

“That’s bs” *moira picture* I like this guy

this man spends his day speedrunning shorts so that we dont have to suffer. we must protect him at all costs edit: i have been getting a lot of replies saying i am a bot so imma just confirm that im not. rip my hearted comment

PROTEC KING

yes

Protect

The council agrees 🔌

Thank you good sir.

The real reason she had bruises was because she fell off the bed but didn't remember it

Tbh I already know I’m worried but the fact that eating rocks and clay sounds good to me is next level. Like I know it’s weird but, I always thought about eating walls as a kid and always licked them (and got in trouble of course) and I’ve always had this weird addiction/impulsive thought to just eat the gray fluff that comes out of the filter when you dry clothing 💀

The Rock: That's cannibalism!

. . . I~ AM~ CANNIBAL~ CANNIBAL~ CANNIBAL~ I AM~ I~

Salt are rocks he's already a cannibalistic

@_Xtreme lmao yessir

oh shit (oh shit oh shit oh shit) i wasn't funny

Bro out here cleansing reality

I needed that ending.

Now that's a man who saved our day ❤

This might be the best shorts channel on the internet. I love not sitting through so much garbage just to hear one little fact or whatnot

I used to wake up with bruises on my knees (2-3) for about a week and a half. I literally put pillows on my wall and I was still getting them. I decided not to go to the doctor because my mother said I was fine. My therapist said it wasn't normal but I never really understood why that happened....

''Bro it's not a demon, why would you exorcise your car?" Got me on the floor 💀 Edit : How tf did i not get notifications of the likes? I guess i'm doing way too much videos...

It didn’t

​@K lol. huh?

​@K lol. you saying they didnt laugh on the floor how would yk?😂😂

666 likes

now if you had a Dodge Demon 170 maybe you might need to bring out your Hennessey Exorcist (aka an 1000+ hp Camaro)

the fact thats hes wholesome and funny at the same time makes this the best shorts channel

The charger one can happen with the right ink that has a specific type of metal in it. There is actually toy sets that use this ink to make fun building sets.

As someone from Kazakhstan, I am really proud that someone actually found our country in map (I never ate those rocks)

Yeah as soon as we get noticed I get a mini heart attack (I also never even heard of the rock fact or sm)

our country gets noticed more the following years, people used to just be like 'tf's a kazakhstan"

He says about kurt(құрт)

​@楽園からの悪魔 idk he doesn't probably

Never heard of it, i assume a western European or Russia border country?

The last two shorts: 1: Demon girl 2: You’re sweet, nice, smart…

I get all the motivation i need during the endings of your video

Joe's mental health is finally being saved by that last lady 🙌

Even though the red pen one is fake isn’t there actually a pen with ink that can carry electricity

​@Cat adventures bro that actually sounds so cool

what's her name? i want more

oh he had their @s over the video. i was too blind. 💀

and yes i watched it many times

bro is the most trusted youtuber shorts ever fr

As a swede, I feel honored to see köttbullar in a joecaine video

Love ending my day off with a few compliments from Joe

Title of video is 'fake'💀

@Uzu kage so?

WAS GOOD MY BROTHA

As a Kazakh, we do eat clay and it’s called “Qurt”, it’s said to be very healthy and stuff

let's go, my favorite type of shorts

I love how you compliment your viewer's it seems like most people like to roast their own followers. By the way i really appreciate the good compliment at the end of the vids. Ive been going through a rough patch so hearing something good about me make me feel better.

I am so sorry that you're going through some bad times dude, really hope that things will brighten up in your life soon, I'm rooting for you

man that sucks i hope the times will get better

@Joe Caine thanks dude that means alot.

​@Freegame4 Times might get better for everyone else, but probably not for me. If there was a button to end it all I would press it.

ikr

I don’t usually sub to people but you have earned it

"what's wrong with eating bugs huh?" - World Economic Forum

I love the positivity you spread to your audience at the ends

Don’t click this profile😂

@Dont_click_this_profile ok

@Dont_click_this_profile I find it hilarious y’all still think people fall for this

Spread positivity in 2023: 😃 Spread positivity in 1980: 💀

​@4Lefts Spreading positivity in 2020:

The strawberry one did have bugs that don’t come out the strawberry, but tiny green bugs do come out strawberries if you wash it with salt and tap water.

*This is the hero we knew we needed* ☕️🗿

Appreciate the positivity you give at the end of the each video, really brightens up my day ❤️❤️

And then you get hit with the :speed running youtube shorts .

@Tijl Wittemans that’s still amazing

​@Tijl Wittemans more like speeeeed running shorts

The Tesla short got me rolling on the floor

"you're hot, you're kind, you're funny, you're smart, you're loving, you're caring, you're sweet." "finnaly some good videos now that is 100% real you are" Me irl: AWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW

I have to say, I have gotten more compliments in this video than i have in my entire life.

same.

This could build character for u because compliments in quantity can really get to peoples heads.

Same.

That's just sad but same

Im happy and sad

This Persona app takes my selfies to the next level. It's like having a personal photographer.

I feel sad when someone says that I am "HOT" cuz I know I ain't.

helpful✅ short and to the point✅ wholesome ending✅ 10/10 video

That's what more YouTube Short creators should do

Fully agree with you two

Yeah this is what users love but some creators only want watch time and views which make it worse for anyone watching sadly

facts

Is this guy high boi?

bro is saving me 8yrs of my life 💀🙏🏻

The end's so cheerful, thanks, dude :3

The girl who got the car from Mr beast actually really liked the design and decided to keep it. W mans. W waitress.

And he even offered to change it for her so the fact people were mad was beyond me especially since it’s a free gift.

ofcourse doe i wouldn't care if it had the feastables logo if i m getting a free car

It would also have more value because it had the logo on it.

the last one was wholesome I was almost gonna cry-

This is possibly one of my favourite shorts now 😂❤

As a Kazakh, I have to say that I have no idea who these clay-eating people are. Edit: Well, I live in Northern Kazakhstan. It can be the reason why I didn't see such people.

It’s Kyrgyzstan; he made a mistake

Actually it exists in most of the "-stans"

@Babur Uktamov I believe it's most common/known and culturally significant in Kyrgyzstan, though that could just be the media I've seen making it seem that way. I recall seeing a short documentary about "The people who eat rocks."

kazakhs from east eats clay as snacks, ive seen a lot of them

Same i live in south never saw it here too

I LAUGHED SO HARD WHEN HE SAID"bro why would you exorcist your car"

the last one ends with: “…but we gotta work on your taste in men…”

I am volunteering to be this mans bodyguard because he can’t be stopped

These videos are what keep me going.

Thanks for summarizing that bs 2 part vid lmao😂

You know things are getting bad when a 3 second clip of a girl complimenting you is enough to make you catch feelings

😭😭😭 hope things in life get better for you man

Also this is going to be sounding really weird and probably completely wrong but isn't that the same girl who made fun of that cancer patient and got yelled at by her dad?

​@the longest comment you're most likely completely wrong and confusing this with another Asian girl

@nu ghoul my bad I guess they just sound the same

God loves you and he died for you go to him he forgives and is merciful ☦️✝️❤️

I need mans to give the whole platform this treatment 😂

The country where people eat rocks is called Goron City. It's in the Eldin region and it's near Death Mountian.

Dude be saving us time and giving us information. I appreciate this dood.

And being funny, there’s this other guy who made over 100 of videos like this and he added no commentary and just explained the videos so his shorts aren’t as good and get uninteresting after a few

Their like ten seconds

Mr.Beast also released unused footage as a response to the criticism and showed the girl who won the car commenting on how she wanted it to stay on.

That clip with the dude dressed up as Vector proved the marker charging thing wrong too

My heart melted at the end

I love the self-compassion messages at the end of the videos.Thank you!❤❤❤

agreed 👍👍

It makes me smile everytime

@Mekas 16 I know right.I guess we need this messages as humans.

I hit a family of 5 on my way home from dominoes

Didn't expect asmongold for the "true and real" lmao. Getting more based by the second

Bro I swear- I’ve watched this short twice and both times you talked about the girl being possessed my phone turns off. 💀

you are so funny and wholesome im so glad i found your channel

John Caine: "Yes, you are". *Everybody liked that*

❤I was in a bad mood and you made my day! It was so wholesome at the end that I was so happy! ❤

I love how much Joe loves everyone.

He is kind❤

You are absolutely too Joe! And your beautiful mom that’s growed such an awesome man :)

how wholesome can he get?

think I remember hearing about that whole salt circle thing; you could do the same with anything else that could form a solid white line because stuff like automatic driving software recognizes it as a 'do not cross' like the side of the road or in a parking lot.

It’s called “kurt” and it needs to be good enough if you want to eat it without anything like milk or water

​@Daniil Krivonos wha, Did you reply to the wrong comment

@ChiselTip I did?

@Daniil KrivonosIm pretty sure you did, this comment is about anything able to make a solid white line with a Tesla💀

@Local Site Director Oh. My bad

now THIS is content i like

If I'm having a bad day I just go watch speedrunning shorts

about kazakhstan. I never heard of anyone eating clay here but we eat something called kurt which is dried cottage cheese and sometimes it can look like clay by form, color, and consistency but it's definitely not clay

мел едят некоторые, одноклассник мой помню обожал

Топырак тоже едят, хотя я очень давно не видел его на прилавках

красаучик

YouTuber: *being nice and giving a compliment* Me: *crying in happy*

Dude these videos make so happy always.

Mah boi deserves more subs wtf 💀

The Tesla one killed me 😀

I laughed so hard that my cheeks hurt. But it's a good kind of pain, you know?

We need more people like you

true

So that people like you with zero attention span can have more entertainment

@Ignition exactly.

"It's not a national dish or something" 😂

As you said, "Don't trust anything on the internet"

I needed that last video❤

Making sure no people gon say the dumb trend thing about likes and no replies

​@Human Human 👑

​​@Human Human fr cuh what's up with all those cringekids saying that shit

And yet I am still waiting for him to speed run a guy who’s also speed running YT shorts

"bro its not a demon" got me dead really

I genuinely get complimented so little and made fun of sm that him saying that made me feel so happy and smile. Thank you bro 😭❤️

Don’t get used to it you deserve to be made fun of

We all need a little positivity sometimes Hope things get better for you bud, people make fun of me too sometimes. The greatest weapon you can have is learning not to care. My favourite thing to do is just take everything said as a compliment and watch them get more and more frustrated trying to get to me

​@Risk f u

​@Damascus Fletcher w

About the Rocks: I guess the "rock" that was in the video is a snack called "Qurt" or "Qurut". Basically it's a salted dried yogurt or sour milk, not a chalk or clay. By the way, hello from Kazakhstan! 🇰🇿

This guy keeps my spirit up and yes I am all those things

Why dont we get this man to 30m?

hhm I agree

no, 50m

@☆Mari☆ no, 1b

@Mukta Begum 200b!