Some of the Best of Achmed | JEFF DUNHAM

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    Jeff DunhamJeff Dunham

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    There is a terrorist among us. I don’t think he accomplished anything he set out to do, but I do know he managed to blow himself up. Please help me welcome the most beloved terrorist throughout the world... Achmed the Dead Terrorist! Check out some of the "best of" moments from your favorite silencing, skeletal saboteur. Let me know in the comments what Achmed bit “keels” you?
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Sherry Eisenberg
Sherry Eisenberg

#NotificationSquad!!! Don't forget to KEEL that like button! And Subscribe with the notification bell on so you can see every new video! Especially now when so many of us have already watched everything there is to see. Now if you'll excuse me, I want to bing watch all of Jeff's videos on YT and Netflix 📺👀

Vor 2 Monate
Seth Hawblitz
Seth Hawblitz

⁰0

Vor 27 Tage
Habib
Habib

But yo ain't this hella racist tho

Vor Monat
wayne blair
wayne blair

Highway fourth blues

Vor 2 Monate
SeaJay Oceans
SeaJay Oceans

Back before the Police State lock down of USA, banning of public gatherings, and forced unemployment of 25 Million families...

Vor 2 Monate
Chansey Channel19
Chansey Channel19

Sherry Eisenberg that’s correct

Vor 2 Monate
De Ke
De Ke

Every day he makes Republicans look more and more stupid. Vote this creep to the curb so Republicans can once again be respected.

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Biker Heaven
Biker Heaven

The high pitched screech from Achmed at 8:01 legit has me dying from laughter (no pun intended)😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

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Sonic & Clank Trailer Productions
Sonic & Clank Trailer Productions

Why Is This Nostalgic For Me Lmao

Vor 2 Tage
Jesus Foxy Silva
Jesus Foxy Silva

The scream of most dramatic in the first 4 sec was the scream of R2-D2

Vor 2 Tage
Jrp. Samotsari
Jrp. Samotsari

Achmed is my favorite, im always laughing, thanks for sharing videos,

Vor 2 Tage
Hurricane Nura
Hurricane Nura

😳😹😹😹😹😹

Vor 3 Tage
Metal- Tiger
Metal- Tiger

0:00 well that's got a new meaning in 2020

Vor 3 Tage
Metal- Tiger
Metal- Tiger

0:00 well that's got a new meaning in 2020

Vor 3 Tage
Nicolette Ibler
Nicolette Ibler

r5

Vor 3 Tage
Liam’s Decent Vlog Channel
Liam’s Decent Vlog Channel

Achmed and Jose the jalapeño on a stick are my favorites.

Vor 4 Tage
grltorozz
grltorozz

This is and always will be classic. It's comedy people. Comedy. AND whats wrong with making fun of terrorists exactly? Nothing.

Vor 4 Tage
s mc
s mc

Mistakes??? Nah!!! It's all part of the show! (Whew! That was close!)

Vor 5 Tage
Domonique Coleman
Domonique Coleman

jaydayoungan

Vor 5 Tage
Nikki Sims
Nikki Sims

😂😂😂💞😂😂😂

Vor 7 Tage
Livingstone Olekanma
Livingstone Olekanma

A delight to watch any day...

Vor 7 Tage
Livingstone Olekanma
Livingstone Olekanma

My favourite ventriloquist

Vor 7 Tage
CARLA
CARLA

Im a fan of Jeff Dunham but i only watch Achmed

Vor 7 Tage
power puff girls blossom bubbles and buttercup
power puff girls blossom bubbles and buttercup

love u guys

Vor 8 Tage
Regular Invader
Regular Invader

Has Achmed ever shared the origin of his name? It has always sounded so unique.

Vor 9 Tage
Caralyn Woen
Caralyn Woen

🅰🅲🅷🅼🅴🅳 🆄 🅳🅾🅽🆃 🅷🅰🆅🅴 🅰🅽 🅱🆄🆃🆃

Vor 9 Tage
Caralyn Woen
Caralyn Woen

🅂🄸🄻🄴🄽🄲🄴 🅸 🅺🅸🅻🅻 🆈🄾🆄

Vor 9 Tage
conte tomeck
conte tomeck

I LOVE THEM ALL GEEEEEEE THEY MAKE ME CRY THAT IS SO FUN

Vor 9 Tage
Jsvlad js
Jsvlad js

They should have a voting system "+1 for" and "-1 against". It would be awesome to see a third candidate get in this way. A lot harder for corps to buy out the govt i think.

Vor 9 Tage
Devin Bachand
Devin Bachand

I can’t stop laughing

Vor 10 Tage
Zak Thompson
Zak Thompson

dance monkey

Vor 10 Tage
Brent
Brent

This guy is a master of his craft. I don't see a guy with a puppet, I see Achmed and Jeff.

Vor 10 Tage
David Smith
David Smith

Silence I Keel you have become one of the most popular catchphrases since may the force be with you and do you understand the words that are coming out of my mouth from star wars and rush hour at least I think I could be wrong, love Achmed

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Mr GameBoy
Mr GameBoy

"So youre finished" "What?"😂😂

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Captain Ganja
Captain Ganja

Achmed is just killing me. Hahahahaha!!!

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HydroStarion
HydroStarion

1:39 the best part of them all

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Iceman
Iceman

Why is Achmed’s named Achmed? Because it starts with AK. Wait, no it doesn’t. Nevermind.

Vor 12 Tage
aritro bagchi
aritro bagchi

I feel those are intentional... 🤔

Vor 13 Tage
AMROY
AMROY

US MILITARY IS THE FIRST TERORISTE

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AMROY
AMROY

THE FIRST TERORISTE OF THE ALL THE WORLD IS USA

Vor 13 Tage
Xfinity
Xfinity

First time people cheer for a terrorist. Lol

Vor 13 Tage
xgaminx 23
xgaminx 23

It's not achmed it's ahmed

Vor 13 Tage
Ken Hollis
Ken Hollis

None of this is supposed to be fully accurate. It's comedy, not a documentary.

Vor 10 Tage
Walter bickford
Walter bickford

hey jeff im a long time viewer of all ur shows ... you always make mr crack up .....

Vor 13 Tage
Ruth Howell
Ruth Howell

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Vor 14 Tage
Julia McIntyre
Julia McIntyre

How could anyone be that desparate for entertainment? Give me Walter any day!

Vor 14 Tage
Niki Govender
Niki Govender

I told my sister Achmed was not a puppet and a real terrorist to see how she would react..... she then spent the 2 days watching Achmed and it didn't fail to make her smile :) BTW my sister is 4 years old and she loves Achmed and peanut

Vor 14 Tage
Tatijana Caldrmoska
Tatijana Caldrmoska

May i have achmed, to be my bodyguard, he can sit at my liveroom window to scare people way from unit

Vor 15 Tage
ALICIA TAUSCHER
ALICIA TAUSCHER

Achmed screams like a girl

Vor 15 Tage
Dewayne Sherman
Dewayne Sherman

VOICE ACTORS MESSAGE: The same way in which the voice actors appeal to the viewer it is the same way in which the viewer interprets the information. Any misinterpretation is from persons on the outside who have not seen or knows about the series/movies.

Vor 15 Tage
Dewayne Sherman
Dewayne Sherman

TWO QUESTIONS: 1. What is the reason for them taking the picture in the first place? 2. Why would he do everything in his power to prove that he was not one of the persons in the picture?

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Dewayne Sherman
Dewayne Sherman

ADDITIONAL INFORMATION: It was not at The Mico University they took the picture or they would not have gotten locked up. After taking the picture they came to the institution trying to convince everyone that he was one of them in the picture. The same picture was used to prove them to be liars because none of then looked like him and he reached work before the picture was taken, Time period - 8:00am - 10:00pm on the date the picture was taken.  HINT: The picture was taken in the morning on the date. TO DO: Find out what time the picture was taken on the date and draw your conclusion.

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Dewayne Sherman
Dewayne Sherman

6 STEPS TO VERIFY THE INFORMATION: 1. The time the man reached and left work on the date the picture was taken was given. 2. The institution he was working at was given. 3. Check the picture and find out the date and time it was taken. 4. Google the institution he was working at and get a contact number for them. 5. Call the institution and verify the time he reached and left work on the date the picture was taken. 6. Find out if the information provided is accurate and verify if time on the date the picture was taken fall anywhere between the time he reached and left work on the date the picture was taken and draw your conclusion.

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Dewayne Sherman
Dewayne Sherman

12 REASONS WHY NONE OF THE PERSONS IN THE PICTURE IS HIM 1. His mother got a copy of the picture and told him that none of them in the picture looks like him and the date and time the picture was taken. 2. The Attendance register has the date, time he reached work and left work on the date the picture was taken. 3. He reached work before the picture was taken. 4. He did not leave work until 10pm the night after the picture was taken. 5. He worked for 14 hours the day the picture was taken (8am - 10pm). 6. The time on the date the picture was taken falls between the 14 hours he was at work. 7. He checked the excel database and he knows the duty he was doing at the time on the date the picture was taken. 8. He had too much work to be done and little time to complete the work that is why he did overtime. 9. Because he did overtime that means he was too busy to leave work too much to do. 10. Lunch is provided on the campus compound so there is no reason for him to leave the building. 11. He knows exactly where he was on the date and time when they were somewhere else taking the picture. 12. If his actions are saying the opposite of what they are saying he said that means he is not saying what they are saying he said.

Vor 15 Tage
Lawrence Lepes
Lawrence Lepes

All of Achmed is the best of Achmed!

Vor 16 Tage
Corek BleedingHollow
Corek BleedingHollow

"How do you spell it?" "WHAT!?"

Vor 17 Tage
BadMotherFuCKer
BadMotherFuCKer

You can learn so much about Islam just by watching this. I'm glad you have such a high viewership

Vor 17 Tage
Mathew Godfrey
Mathew Godfrey

Who knew how popular this character would become?

Vor 17 Tage
Larry Lorent
Larry Lorent

I wanna see what's under his turban

Vor 17 Tage
Larry Lorent
Larry Lorent

Marnell should duct tape his legs all the time

Vor 17 Tage
nick Bongenaar
nick Bongenaar

Does anyone have some spareRIBS 😜😜😜😜

Vor 17 Tage
Colin Browne
Colin Browne

EYE KEEEEEEL U‼️😂🤣🤣😂😂

Vor 18 Tage
morgan leo
morgan leo

"The last time I had this much plastic on my chest,it EXPLODED!" LOL

Vor 18 Tage
Daniel Mohave
Daniel Mohave

that last i keel you :D

Vor 18 Tage
Arlene George
Arlene George

rush limbaugh podcast

Vor 18 Tage
MICHAEL SOHM
MICHAEL SOHM

Should of asked Achmed if he was hungry and when he said yes go, here, have some ribs...as he jestures with Achmed's in his hand.

Vor 18 Tage
Shandele Broyles
Shandele Broyles

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣I just about peed on myself when he got his ribs caught!!😂

Vor 18 Tage
Brandon Leisure
Brandon Leisure

"Lady's and gentlemen there is a terrorist among us" WHOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!! thats *NOT* how you react to that!

Vor 19 Tage
Elijah 3061
Elijah 3061

8:22 Achmed looks like a stick figure

Vor 19 Tage
Andrew M Wells
Andrew M Wells

I love Achmed, especially when he says his Christmas Carol Jingle Bombs is a sad song!!

Vor 19 Tage
fastahaul fasterthanu
fastahaul fasterthanu

Jeff had some more technical difficults

Vor 19 Tage
Italian_fool
Italian_fool

Bro there could be an actual terrorist and they would clap

Vor 20 Tage
13Lazarbeam13
13Lazarbeam13

So apparently you shouldn't get achmed's ribs stuck with the spine. As much as you would love to, he cant feel pain. So you are really just making him mad🤣

Vor 20 Tage
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”Ladies and gentlemen, there's a terrorist amongst us.” *Entire crowd cheers.*

Vor 21 Tag
Amanda LOVE 45
Amanda LOVE 45

Has Achmed not been canceled yet? I AM SO GLAD!

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Crystal Dragon
Crystal Dragon

As a native american on the native part... BAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA XD

Vor 21 Tag
Haley Vallenpint
Haley Vallenpint

everybody just like !!!!!! this so good who cani meet in the show this year in belguim ??!

Vor 21 Tag
Great white
Great white

Achmed, the best Muslim I know. angry and hilarious.

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WolfyGirl2077
WolfyGirl2077

Hahaha prob the only place u can say ladies and gentlemen there is a terrorist among us and they dont start screaming snd running

Vor 22 Tage
KC GAMING
KC GAMING

Achmed would do great on silent Library Silence!!!!!

Vor 22 Tage
joseph altemose
joseph altemose

I like how these best of videos are only of the movies and not his live shows!

Vor 22 Tage
Gilhelmi
Gilhelmi

The only good terrorist is a dead terrorist. Achmed is a good terrorist.

Vor 22 Tage
fessells ahmed
fessells ahmed

It's in really bad taste. So it for Weinstein and Twin Towers and see the reaction

Vor 22 Tage
Dalton Langsmith
Dalton Langsmith

LOLZZZZZZZZZZZ!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Vor 23 Tage
Donna Hensel
Donna Hensel

A C Phlegm.. Cracks me up every single time!!!

Vor 23 Tage
ArifinIlham
ArifinIlham

one of the reasons Achmed was loved as a terroristwas because he's dead.

Vor 23 Tage
Frederick Heard
Frederick Heard

Please keep being you the comedy is a lot of fun I have to tell you this because I’m blind OK and I don’t visually see but trust me it opens up a beautiful visualization and I appreciate you thank you very much thank you

Vor 24 Tage
bob Marley
bob Marley

Yes you killed it🙏👍

Vor 24 Tage
Hazen Snyder
Hazen Snyder

This is the only guy who can say he has a terrorist with at the airport and not get arrested

Vor 25 Tage
Nicolas
Nicolas

You’re a genius !

Vor 25 Tage
Wizard Wings
Wizard Wings

how is Achmed accepted by 2020's standards

Vor 26 Tage
the fiend
the fiend

Cause it's funny

Vor 25 Tage
Raul Enrique Pantojas's Emporium
Raul Enrique Pantojas's Emporium

8:01 Achmed screamed like a girl after that happen.

Vor 26 Tage
Andrew M Wells
Andrew M Wells

You feed me a sandwich once in a while, this s*it would not happen!!😂😂😂

Vor 26 Tage
Joeinc 123
Joeinc 123

The first 10 seconds of this video without context is pure gold

Vor 27 Tage
PyroSax
PyroSax

All the "dislikes" are from the Snowflake PC people. I wonder what THEY do for laughs? Go ARGUE with anyone who disagrees with them?

Vor 27 Tage
abi c
abi c

Casual racism is funny huh

Vor 28 Tage
shaneen humphries
shaneen humphries

RACIST!

Vor 28 Tage
Brend _
Brend _

what? nothing about Achmeds "Poliosis"?

Vor 28 Tage
Bonnie Hedding
Bonnie Hedding

Why is it when he says "I Kill You!!" It sounds like he finna cry

Vor 28 Tage
Lee Lean See
Lee Lean See

Best ever ventriloquist! Period

Vor 28 Tage
Austin Herrera
Austin Herrera

I just realized that Achmed has a beard

Vor 29 Tage
Landon Dalton
Landon Dalton

I'm 13 when I was 8 I thought he was cute but not in a gay way he's ugly as shit but funny

Vor Monat
IA
IA

You should check out this channel called The Best of Aaron. It is really cool. It shows Aaron as a character who is actually real, but behaves and acts opposite to what God assigned him to be. The cool thing about the show is it interacts with viewers. This last time it asked if anyone could locate on the map where Aaron’s Tribe came from. This show just gave me the clue: the guy, the artist Jeff, is Aaron and his audience is the Tribe. Thank you Jeff!

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bogART
bogART

that Christmas song was the best!!!

Vor Monat
unogazzy84
unogazzy84

Jeff: How do you spell your name? Achmed: A... C... Phlegm. Hahahahahahaha I'm crying here.

Vor Monat
Isreal Long
Isreal Long

Jeff Dunham: I wonder how I could exploit terrorism and make it cute and funny and make a ton of money off of it? Me: because in reality terrorism is sooooooo damn cute and funny!! Isn't it?

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Ken Hollis
Ken Hollis

People used to make cartoons mocking Hitler, you know.

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