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Carl that kills people.

Hi doug great channel love the videos👌

This better not have more Faendal slander.

K

I love how readily Jack explained how the actions of a fictional character in a medieval setting applies to the modern legal system

I like to think that Doug just randomly calls all his friends about weird things, this was probably a regular Tuesday for Jack

Someguy1237 I mean, I’m pretty sure he called his mother asking about butt sugar during his keto diet, and he talked to her about erectile dysfunction in this video. I'd be amazed if this nonsense isn’t normal for his family and friends.

And be explained it really well, without over simplifying it.

This is really nit picky, but it’s more of a Viking period game.

@@milkzealot1260 Which was in the medieval period. In medieval Europe.

Faendal: *Helps DougDoug with no hesitation* DougDoug: *Proceeds to never say his name correctly*

Suppressed resentment. I'm begining to see a motive...

@@gerretoutdoors3710 you've cracked the code!

Something that wasn't considered in the trial was that dougdoug was murdering another man when faendal shot doug. If the defense had used this information convincingly, then it's possible faendal would still be alive.

Faendal? Don't you mean Fun Size? Because he's a Wood Elf and Wood Elves are short

Doug: **creates giant chicken** Also Doug, 15 minutes later: “Why is there a giant chicken here‽”

Very nice use of the interrobang lol

that chicken definitely went on a journey though from riftwood to whiterun

am i going insane why are your exclamation point and question mark fused im

@@WandererBasil It’s called an interrobang. It’s used when exclaiming or yelling a question. It replaces “?!”

​@@immortalsun sadly it isnt really used much except now by people who saw that one youtube short/tiktok about it

DougDoug's videos are infinitely rewatchable. Like, seriously, there are some I've probably watched 5 times in the past week, but they never get old.

I’ve watched Diablo the cheater so many times, still cracks me up. First couple times I had to pause the video to catch my breath

This is my 5th run through myself, see you back here next week

I've rewatched this at least 20 times, i'm not joking

Whenever I don't know what to watch, I just watch a dougdoug video.

I agree, I work remotely and I’m constantly having them play in the background

Imagine how confusing it would be to enter the stream at faundel's/fondle's execution lol

Any stream with Doug would probably be confusing to enter in the middle of it

Faendal

@@EvelynFTTE yea

@@datsourpickle3939 Fondle*

6:58 Fendrol

How fast jack just accepted to apply court law onto a character in skyrim when Doug called him is a sign that this isn't the first time he's assisted in Doug's shenanigans

I love how sidetracked these videos get Like at one moment he’s doing a 1hp challenge and the next moment he’s doing an execution of his good friend Rip Fondel

Can i point out fondle shot him in the back after the one guy already died?

Fundle

@@iHateHandlesGetRidOfThis as the other guy died*

Fundle Bundle

Foghorn*

I love how this went from beating skyrim with one hp to solving a legal murder/manslaughter case

To OnlyFondle

That just Dougduog. Surprises every where

Average DougDoug video

Fun Fact: Faendals AI recognised you attacking The Swift so he tried to help by attacking him, unfortunately his AI doesn’t account for the player being in the way so he accidentally killed you

So he acted recklessly and thus faces manslaughter charges.

@@gengarzilla1685 and where in the Skyrim or Imperial legal system does it say that manslaughter is punishable by death??? DougDoug instead submitted Faendal to a trial without a lawyer and then murdered him with full intent in vengeance of Faendal’s obviously accidental actions. The only murder here was his joke of an “execution”

@@efectovogel8295 I agree. His execution was extremely amateurish, not to mention the fact that he used the traditional Nordic execution procedure instead of the procedure used by his people - the Wood Elves. Very disrespectful.

that is what happened

@@gengarzilla1685 fondel was blind cant you understand by not seeing the obvious enemies

I feel like it could’ve been murder. If you select a Wood Elf (Which is what Fondle is) at the start of the game, The description clearly says that Wood Elves are the finest archers in all of Tamriel. So if we assume that Fondle has years, maybe even decades of experience under his belt, it’s hard to think that an elf who has a reputation of being among the greatest archers in Tamriel would just “accidentally” kill somebody. I rest my case.

Did you just assume a wood elf would be a good at archery? That’s racist man…

​@@Bro1212_ He's a level 50 in archery at the very least. That's pretty damn good compared to your average person.

@@Bro1212_he is in fact an archery trainer so clearly he's good at his craft.

I like how Doug gets pissed when Fondle shot him once but doesn’t bat an eye when he sets Fondle on fire.

One act resulted in death, the other did not.

Fondle's sentencing was unjust

Faendal*

@@kingvexthefirstfondle*

At one point he jokes about faendal being blind, but if you think about it, that changes the whole situation and could get faendal exempt from his charge

Shooting a bow while blind is still negligence, therefore it's still manslaughter

His twitch chat has evolved to make coherent sentences

It’s a miracle, next they’ll be inventing the wheel by smashing text together

@@maeveheart7464 HELMET HELMET HELMET NOW HELMET NOW DOUG HELMET helmet

@@wojtekthegreat2115 this is now part of my misheard dragonborn lyrics in my head

@@wojtekthegreat2115 hamlet

And now they evolved to drawing beautiful cats.

I like how Doug didn’t mention the fact that he killed someone during his talk with a lawyer

Eh, that's just a small, unimportant detail.

everyone knows bandits are totally legal to kill. vigilante justice or something

It WAS self defense, which was a lot more acceptable in medieval times, given the man killed wasn't royalty

@@BierBart12 but the legal code being applied is the modern California penal code, so invading another location and killing people does not get you off of murder. You have to be defending yourself and have no other option

Imagine being Faendal and the dude you're following into this dungeon starts muttering about how you killed him by shooting him in the back

Fondle I love he goes between "Fondle is useless" and "Fondle is MVP". Then finally "Fuck Fondle I'm gonna kill him."

It’s been over a year and still the loss of faendal haunts my dreams. Rest in power king.

Lawyer friend : "In manslaughter the intent is not important, only the act" Doug : "OK understood" *proceeds to investigate the mind of the suspect to find intent* Lmao

It was to confirm if it was murder or manslaughter

@@wngmn0562Yeah I’m not sure how that could get mixed up. He was checking to see if he intended to do it, to see which it was.

I love how dougdoug's girlfriend didn't even question it. Just. "What time are we playing ham ham?" Relationship goals.

What a goddess, it's like she doesn't even care that he says such shit. It could also be that he says that often enough to desensitize her to it.

@@gyrozeppeli4862 that's probably the case but still what a fucking dub

@@gyrozeppeli4862 Or that shes just funny and plays along

She probably just thought "this is some kind of twitch challenge" Or maybe she was watching the stream

I think any reasonable person would've figured out immediately that this was probably a Twitch chat thing and was playing along for the lulz, whether she was actually watching the stream or not.

I'm rewatching a two year old video and I'm surprised that Parkzer wasn't called when Doug needed a lawyer. He must have been busy with his Lawyer/Cop duties

Doug has an unusual number of lawyer friemds

I'm also rewatching and enjoying the young DouDoug Btw. maybe Jack is Parkzers alter ego!!!!

DougDoug: Burns Arvel to death Faendal: Good, thats one less loose end

I love how the wording used throughout this video suggests that this run in particular is about a sous chef and head chef on a journey to make food AND that a twitch chat is something anyone will have while playing AND that getting justice for your own murder is a must do.

Obviously, what else would happen when you play skyrim?

He just used twitch chat as a substitute for the voices in your head, which everyone hears, not just me

is no-one going to talk about how Doug was literally roasting a man alive when Faendal killed him?

it's just meat for mcdonalds

Objection, your honor, they were in a dungeon and Arvel the Swift has acted with clear hostile intent, which means that according to the Skyrim Dungeon Act of 3E 152, they were both clear to pursue lethal force against the third party.

The execution of Faendal was the most powerful moment in any DougDoug video to date.

Ah yes, the tale of Faendal, the true protagonist of this story

Plant Ket

He knew doug was after his girl.

GUILTY! THAT BOSMER IS GUILTY! I GOT THE VIDEO RIGHT HERE!

Fondle*

First the Cabege chef, than this guy, Faendal always works for weird dudes...

I love how when he says that chat is making excuses for Faendal, most of chat is literally just "kill him".

Faendal accidentally shot you, when you attacked the golden claw guy and you didn't instantly kill him, after a certain ammount of damage he was targeted as an enemy, Faendal quickly got hold of that sittuation and tried to shoot the guy, but since you 3 were alligned he didn't take into account that you were in the way as such Faendal is at minimum, half innocent.

I love how Doug starts with Faendal, then Fondue, Fondib, and finally, Fondle 😂

Foghorn

don’t forget fundip and foghorn

The fact he said Lawyer and Parkzer never showed up is the biggest plot twist in this video. And I've seen Jack in other older videos, I've just gotten very used to it being Parkzer lmao

Doug calling faendal "fondle" is hilarious

I love how right after he killed fondle someone gave a speech

That speech was brilliant

It took me literally five minutes to understand that Fondle is in fact Faendal

Nevermind he actually calls him Fondle

Why do I see your profile picture in almost all the comment sections in videos?

The comedic timing at 6:52 is just flawless.

_Two minutes in and I’m going to pass out from laughing so hard. That tweet is a work of art._

2:04 i appreciate that twitch chat chose an objectively bad organization to bully on twitter. it's not direct action, but it's certainly something

I think the best part of his videos is that it starts off with a good funny idea and it ends up turning into a hilarious mess of voting and community interactions

the betrayal got me laughing for a nice 5 minutes straight

His lawyer friend Jack is legit. He immediately broke down the law simply and easily.

Lawyers wonderful

He didn't even pause to ask which character in Skyrim is named "Fondle"... a true professional

He's prob used to getting these sorts of calls from Doug, just business as normal too him lmao

He did use a lot of Latin terms which is good in law school but often just confuses people outside of school.

Most lawyers wouldn’t help like that in a real situation because once you give legal advice you are legally considered responsible for there case and if anything goes wrong or is misrepresented it’s your fault. Then again I remembered this from a YT video last year and I’m not the best at remembering stuff.

Thanks for this tutorial! It really helped out a lot. can't wait for there to be speedruns on the category

This video had everything, a call to action, a love story, a dramatic betrayal/plot twist, a climactic finale, a sad death and a happy ending.

I love how funny twitch chat is it just does it for me, it makes the videos so funny as well as Doug

Doug, I just discovered the 2 "1hp skyrim videos" and I can't stop laughing mate. Best content creator I discovered this year, for sure. P.S: Glad justice was served for Fondle. That sewer skeever deserved it

Watching this again in 2023 and legitimately thought i was having a stroke or something when he said he was calling a lawyer and it WASN'T PARKZER

I like that getting murdered by faendal and going throighnth trial, finding him guilty and mourning him are all part of the guide. You wont be able to do the game properly unless this exact thing happens

Yes

and in a way the death never happened

Also if you're not careful, you will have to eat a cardboard cutout of Danny Devito

That's how you play the best Skyrim in your life.

Well anyone whos tried this run can tell you that drinking a raw egg is something that everyone will have to go through to beat skyrim with 1 HP

Now I’m compelled to take Fondle as my companion and treat him like an absolute king. I genuinely feel bad for the man

every name given to faendal: fandal 6:00 fandril 6:11 fundil 6:25 fondue 6:32 fundip 6:42 foghorn 7:11 fondle 7:39

Technically faendle is innocent He is legally blind so couldn't see that he shot you He meant to kill the person you were attacking and well couldn't see that it was you he shot.

I'd consider wielding a bow while being a blind man to be acting recklessly. Manslaughter charge still valid.

I love how the punishments are skirted over, as Fondle's trial is much more important

11:17 Parkzer’s voice really changed over the years

So did his name considering it's "his roommate Jack"

Doug: “Faendal we’ll see you in Soverngarde!” Faendal: *Is a wood elf and can’t go to Soverngarde because he isn’t a Nord*

Who is this Faendal character? Do you mean Floindeal?

Faendel gets a pass

just because of your comment im going to make a wood elf named fondol, and go to soverngarde.

@@Leeloo_the_fox status update?

@@Leeloo_the_fox how'd it go my friend?

I think the best part of this challenge is how simple the setup is. All you need to do is use console commands and come up with some punishments on a wheel. No need to write any code (unless you want the punishments to involve it, of course). And it's also just plain fun.

wait... fondle was trying to shoot arvel and because you were in the way he accidently shot you instead. FONDLE IS INNOCENT

No its the definition of manslaughter (however death is not a correct punishment)

@@famweefood7073 I agree. DougDoug instead should be charged for murder for submitting Faendal to an unfair trial without a judge or a lawyer in the side of the defendant and later “executing” him in a blatant disrespect of Imperial/Skyrim law

yep

You know it’s an old Doug Doug video when he calls a lawyer and it isn’t Parkzer.

In fondel's defence he was acting in defence of an innocent man you were burning alive, so he was completely innocent.

I've never had this many issues with Fondle he's actually been my pack mule up to level 40. 2 things to note: He is a justice boy so he won't pick up stolen stuff or steal and if you kill someone innocent he will be hostile (which includes this thief for some reason). He is an archery instructor up to 50 so you can pay him take your money back and repeat. Awesome vid btw 😁

He called faendle so many different names it was so stupidly hilarious

Yes it was

fondle

faendrill

Foghorn

fundip

i like how when alduin crashes through the wall at 1:41 is timed perfectly with the “OBJECTION!”

i love how faendal's name slowly transforms to fondle over the course of the video.

Still one of the best videos on the whole of YouTube. Congrats Doug, this is a masterpiece

I love how his lawyer friend took him seriously

So i think that faendal may have shot you by accident when trying to shoot arvil. Or, he may have agroed on you because you attack someone while they weren't agroed. But the message "your follower has left your service" didn't appear, so it was probably friendly fire.

Imagine being taken for murder by the guy who you murdered

jon snow?

Fallout: New Vegas (2010)

@@ThunderStreak i have no idea why but i read that as veggietales

@@yee5074 That's what it says

Eye for an eye

The production that goes into these videos! It’s amazing!

Fondle didn’t deserve this punishment he clearly was trying to kill the guy in the webs

I love how he says Faendall's name incorrectly every single time 😂

I love Doug’s streams. They always go so off track that it’s hilarious

I love that nowadays he would have just called Parkzer as a lawyer.

Doug: this was fondle’s favorite helmet Faendle: *never wore a helmet in his life* Also Doug: in the heart of fondle’s homeland Faendal: *is a wood elf*

Also also Doug: We'll see you in Sovngarde Faendal: *not a nord*

Also also also Dough: *Isn't a nord either*

@@kaiolsen8425 My Khajiit character: *isn’t a Nord and is a werewolf but was in Sovengarde anyways*

Still see you everywhere.

@@alduin1360 😂😂 whats up alduin

I love how he keeps calling faendal different names

The fact that half of the video was about the faendal's trial is wonderfully hilarious.

The best part is how you just don't even care that much about the punishment, while every youtuber would make the most watchtime out of them, you just say something like : "yea i died, i had to drink an egg, i respawn and... " I love that

A year later, still hurts... Why Faendal, why ??!!

RIP Faendal... You will live in our hearts for ever.

“Don’t Step On The Bones Or Else You’ll Have To Drink A Raw Egg” - DougDoug 2020

It just sounds so bad out of context. Even in context, it still sounds bad.

469th like, say nice you cowards

690 likes....nice

Why Do You Type Like This Kremit?

That sounds like a medieval wives tale

Long live the God, the king, the legend Fondle. You will be missed

I actually teared up a little bit at the Fondle funeral

"Skyrim but I attempt to convict Faendal of manslaughter"

I am always hunting for more content creators and I have no idea how I just found you! You’re so so great!!

fondle's death had me emotional ngl

The next challenge should be: DougDoug plays Skyrim *without getting off track*

Impossible

*witch-craft*

He would probably try to get distracted by breathing

Inconceivable.

He ends up playing mass effect by the end of it

“…In the back!” Syncing up gets me to laugh every time Also Jack being so ready to discuss the legal terms and proper actions to take related to the murder of Doug in Skyrim and persecution of Fondol

I think what actually happened was Faendal lined up a shot to kill the guy in the web but because of how Skyrim's AI works he doesn't move to the side to avoid hitting an ally he just shoots in the direction of the enemy

doug somehow manages to combine a classroom with a kitchen, incredible

I just randomly come across with this guy on Youtube and now he's one of my favorite Youtubers ever. Soooo funny to watch :D

Only DougDoug can make me nearly tear up over a fictional goblin's death in a video game. I wish i had talent.

This guy is so fucking funny and I feel like I'm back on 2014 YouTube

Welcome to Doug Doug, the land of a dysfunctional twitch chat and a mad man willing to do a L O T of things

Oh buddy, that brings such nostalgia

I would give this a like but it's at the funny 420 likes. But know that this comment deserves my like

@@derpmaster1750 🙏respect

So true bro

Every DougDoug video is an experience

Fondle tried to protect you, and you sentenced him to death for it. He didn’t deserve to be treated that way

That faendal segment was intense!

I came here expecting an intense challenge run, not the intense emotional roller coaster that was fondle’s legal downfall😢

I was only thinking that he was going to grind his way to becoming the greatest stealth archer

“Have you heard the tragedy of Faendal the brave?”

It's not a story the jedi would tell you

More like Faendal the reckless.

Ironic. He could fight for his friend but not for himself.

fundip the brave

You mean Fondle the brave, right?

This whole video was a roller coaster of emotion, but I’m all for it

man i came here expecting a 1hp run but did not expect that murder mystery! Hollywood couldn't have done better

Fondle: *killed because he shot DougDoug* Inigo: 👁️👄👁️

I love how fandal slowly turned into fondle

😂Those bones and the collision was so wonky. You'd be walking into this dungeon, hear Lydia say "ow!" for some reason and you'd take damage from tripping over your shoes. 😂

When you're a trained chef but deathly allergic to every ingredient.

69 likes nice

Yes

Except chicken

I actualy cried at the funeral. RIP fondle. You have served Skyrim well.

God tier padding with the Fondle arc. mad respect