Doug Doug failed to realize that cheese only gets better with age. Waiting 50 days wouldn’t help.

It's true for like 2% of all the cheeses maybe.

@@awhellnah__ Ok Mr cheese master, why don’t you calm down

@@awhellnah__aww shucks, I suppose then this comment should get taken down now shouldn’t it! How dare they make a joke about cheese that’s statistically inaccurate. Shame

Mold adds value too

@@awhellnah__I bet you’re fun at parties

Alduin just carpet bombing helgen with cheese is peak comedy

If only his meteorites were also modded to have cheese models

Also the rainbow horses , I guess they're from MLP 😂

The trick is to do the "Destroy the Dark Brotherhood" questline. It's shorter and still technically completes the Dark Brotherhood.

No all you have to do is wait, both the emperor and that one lady from the dark brotherhood and all the targets are lactose intolerant

9:45 gotta love how the guard doesn't just fall down when the cheese collapses but he gently floats to the ground using the newly pooped out cheese to break his fall.

he is a cheesewalker

I cannot describe the pure amount of excitement all of us in the stream experienced everytime there was someone in the 16+ levels of cheese tower I may be a chronic doubter, but I'll forever be a cheese believer

Alright guys we're gonna do a cheese speedrun. *Continues to stare at every cheese tower in awe, defeating the purpose of "speed" run*

its a cheeserun

​@@FiSH-iSHcheeserun moment

@@Poggers123-nu3us frfr!!

...then continueing to change the rules he plays on ingame. We all know thoose Types from Kindergarten and we love em.

@@Rabijeel i thinks its pretty obvious its not supposed to be a serious speedrun, idk maybe because there is cheese spawning every second???

Props to Bethesda for managing to allow the intro cutscene to mostly play out well even nearly 7000 cheese wheels, it really does just work

Props to the Havok team for making such a fire physics engine

It really do just be working tho huh

I’m convinced the crash was caused by NPCs not being able to get where they need to go instead of raw cheese numbers

Just as planned.

I'm just impress they foresaw this very specific situation as a possibility. Yet frickin' Esbern won't open the door in that room he's hiding in and keeps softlocking up that banquet scene in the vanilla release. HTF was QA handled? x_x

Words cannot describe how much I miss this style of content

Me too!!

I can’t believe the feeling my ancestors felt discovering new sustenance and conquering dangerous animals is the same feeling Doug evoked from chat when a virtual tower of low-resolution cheese wheels reached a height of 23 instead of 19

The pinnacle of human creation

Imagine living in a world where cheese wheels continuously materialize under every living person but you, and no one else acknowledges that it's happening or pays any mind to the cheese itself.

Talk about cosmic horror

I love it how NPCs went on from cheese running diarrhea, to sweating cheese wheels, to literally hovering above a jet of cheese wheels like they're all Iron Man.

13:06 This is probably the funniest part of the video to me because it's Doug accidentally discovering tech used in actual Skyrim speedruns

how the hell did you manage to sell cheese to people who spawn it every second

Maybe some districts have more or less different cheese types? Take goat cheese from one district, sell it at a district that majors mostly in cow cheese for a mark-up. Or perhaps sell a type of cheese to a maker who specializes in crafting cottage cheese.

Sell the time to a clock.

cash money 🤑🤑🤑

Cheese is free real estate

They... LOVE the Cheese just that much!

Alduin dropping cheese turds on people made my day

6:55 I mean let’s be real, in a world where literally everyone is constantly producing cheese at a significant rate The fact Doug got any money for selling cheese is impressive

16:13 Muiri floating there, armed crossed, floating by the power of cheese, makes her look like a hilarious cheese god

This man literally brought a whole new meaning to cheesing the game and I’m all here for it

I think the reason waiting 50 days didn't work is because outside areas don't respawn. I remember in my first playthrough of Skyrim when I didn't know where I could safely store items I stored all my dragon bones/scales and magical items on one of the guard towers outside Solitude, and they never disappeared. So the cheese never despawned from Markarth which is why it wouldn't load

This wasn't even his gpu dying. This was skyrims engine buckling under the weight of cheese

I'm pretty confident that this wouldn't even affect the GPU that much; the main reason this kills the game is because of the amount of collision physics which need to be calculated, which is all on the CPU.

No, its the fabric of reality warping and changing due to the sheer amount of cheese

uncle sheo would be proud of doug

It should be much better on special edition old skyrim engine has some hard limits special edition engine is more advenced, thats the reason big city mods dont work on the old version

His gpu was holding skyrim like peter did in that meme with mj

Doug Doug: My computer will propably crash! Also Doug Doug: *doesn't pick up cheese on the way and let's the game spawn more cheese while doing absolutely nothing*

Top doug quotes 2:00 "..as long as none of the essential npcs gets like blasted into oblivion with cheese we should be ok" 3:06 "Oh yeah I forgot somebody's dying" 4:43 " ..let me dig around for some of your cheese, yeah just deliver it right to me Raylof. I'm ready to recieve, Raylof" 6:16 "Where I come from, kids get turned into gouda soup if they cheat on the cheese rolls" 7:09 "Boom! These children are gonna have enough cheese to eat for months after I kill their grandma" 7:47 "Are they having nightmares about cheese?" 9:19 "It looks like im getting an erection made out of cheese" 12:48 "They are standing atop an empire state building of cheese. I cannot reach them" 14:36 "Yo, you guys looking for cheese? I have got *97 cheese wheels* " 16:28 "The top scientist over at nvidia have toiled for years so we could watch a chicken shit out 69000 wheels of cheese" 17:31 " Cheesus christ!"

when you take "you never can have to much cheese on your food" to a whole new level

the concept of selling someone cheese in a world where literally everyone shits it out all the time has absolutely broken me

This is the best thing I’ve ever seen 😂🤣 I wish I could have been part of this stream, oh my goodness it looks like such a good time! I’m just dying laughing watching this! 🤣🤣🤣

As a person made of cheese, I approve

Cheese

Cheese

cheese

Cheese

Chese

Ralof: empire loves their damn lists. Me: Doug loves his damn cheese.

"The top scientists at NVIDIA have toiled for years, so we can watch a chicken shit out 69,000 wheels of cheese." I can't breathe 💀💀💀

everytime i watch you play skyrim it makes me want to start up another run

If you set up a macro to constantly be grabbing items you're looking at, and have it be separate from the button used to interact with people or doors *maybe* it would be possible, provided the macro can grab enough cheese to offset some of the spawning.

As someone who spawns a cheese wheel every second I love unfathomable amounts of cheese

what's your total cheese count so far

I thought your name was TimDestroyer and I was wondering what you have against Tims lmao

Hey I’m glad you’re getting the representation in media you deserve, Doug is so progressive

What's your cheese tower record?

With how much Starfields item physics have improved from Skyrim, I'd love to see something similar there

The way the screams muffled as the cheese consumed the orphans

I am a simple man i see a Doug Doug vid with cheese I click instantly

Going from Matpat's film theory on the fnaf movie to DougDoug talking about cheese was truly a moment of all time

Honestly the cheese wheels are a real fascinating way to look at npc pathing and behaviour in these games. You watch a bethesda programmer's labor manifest as the twon square or tavern where everyone gathers turns into the Wisconsin Cheese Vault

Good

I love Doug. Just that. I appreciate his content so much and I love our community.

I remember seeing a long time ago one of these where YOU spawn a cheese wheel. This is clearly way funnier. good job, dougler

The coding for the cheese counter took longer than the challenge

I've never played skyrim before. A few weeks ago, I finally went out and bought skyrim because I've had so much fun watching dougdoug play. And man is it a great game. Long live the cheese wheel.

I love how fast this went from speedrun to cheese wheel tower competition

Glad for this quick 5 minute coding adventure

why do you have the spore galactic adventures logo

​@@miguelmalvina5200good question

​@@miguelmalvina5200why shouldn't they have a profile picture that is the icon to an expansion for the greatest game of all time; spore.

@@Someone-wallJump jungles!

Completely unrelated but I love your profile picture

"Because this mod, is going to spawn an unfathomable amount of cheese" -Douglas Douglas, 2023 I know you want to take it back, but you can't. These words will be etched into my heart, soul and mind. Forever more

The part where he kills Grelod always gets me. I just imagine this big beefy Nord marching into an orphanage and drawing his axe, then the incredible, full force blow directly to the face in full view of all the children and the Nord just goes "I'M GOING TO BE AN ASSASSIN!" And yet, there were no witnesses because the orphans were soon after consumed by cheese. The perfect crime.

You can never go wrong with Skyrim + cheese

You just have to be such a good speedrunner as to finish before the game becomes unplayable.

Imagine taking fall damage from standing too long on the growing cheese tower

He keeps referencing his graphics card but the performance hit from that many objects is almost certainly the physics calculations, which is guaranteed piledriving the CPU exclusively. His 4070 is probably at like 25% utilization

Yes ! Also, a 4070 is not "best PC money can buy" *4090 enters the ring*

​@@Exorion1erYeah, why wouldn't he just get the best money can buy?

@@portalwalker_for this?

@@Marcelis No, for everything: Recording, playing GTA V, editing, etc. This would be a business purchase after all

@@portalwalker_ because people don't have unlimited money

Doug plays out his every speedrun like the rest of us play Skyrim. Sets out on the main quest, sticks to it for 5 minutes and then starts obsessing over his custom-made side quest xDDD

As a lactose intolerant person I am hiding in my closet awaiting a cheesy death

you could try making a modded spell that absorbs all the cheese in a radius around the player. i remember there's a modded spell called "Gonar's Greed" that basically does the same thing but it just auto-loots every corpse in said radius might need to worry about carry weight though, but it's not like you're immobilized after picking up too much

12 years of skyrim content, nothing left except cheese

I really love how they’re playing really close to the graphics setting I always play at and just shutting on it when I’m just like ah yes, this looks like home

I'm gonna guess in the range of 200-300 cheeses before skyrim dies of cheese edit: after watching the first 3 seconds of the intro cairrage cutscene and seeing the very first cheese counter number I realize I have vastly underestimated the magnitude of cheese.

@izzywasbusy3037  I have seen that video I just didn't remember how much cheese was spawning in there either

Super

Poor Doug. He doesn’t realize you can’t do the Dark Brotherhood quest line if you can’t get back into Whiterun…

Sheogorath would be proud of this run

Ulfric and tullius breaking down the civil war to a cheese stacking contest is hilarious

Do this again, but everytime you say cheese, it doubles the amount of cheese in the world

Amazing video, stoked to stumble across the channel

I love how in this speed run he was constantly distracted by breaking the cheese tower record.

Doug Doug famous for having fast speedruns

You mean to tell me the cheese tower record isn't the main challenge

Two stones with one bird

This is the quality doug doug content ive donated thousands of dollars to see more of

I wonder how long it'll take for Doug trying to fill Starfield's empty planets with Sweet rolls

20:19 Wow, he really waited 50 days, just look at that timer!

Up next on dougdoug: Each NPC spawns a cheese wheel, but each cheese wheel also spawns a cheese wheel

This was ridiculously entertaining at 2 am.

If it wasn't Markarth I think it would've crashed while he was inside the Night Mother's coffin because that interaction takes an ETERNITY

True

He was doomed the second Whiterun wouldn't work anymore. Have to go into whiterun to talk to the Emperor's agent who sets up the whole assassination business.

Thanks for ruining the video!

@@gaypooeater5352 Anytime! Maybe finish the video before browsing the comments next time?

@@gaypooeater5352 nobody made you read the comments, friend

Whoever made Doug believe that Cells reset after 30 days and not the actual 7 days it actually takes, is a madman and a genius.

KeKe did a great job editing this!

People may have heard of the trail of tears but the trail of cheese needs to be known.

The perfect follow up to one of the greatest videos on YouTube. Congratulations.

It’s really very cool, it’s like you’re there and a participant in the events, it’s realistic and super awesome. Cool!

"These children are gonna have enough cheese to eat for months after I kill their grandma." Another quality quote from Doug

DougDoug content gets more insane with each upload

Skyrim and cheese has been seen in the Doug Doug community a lot recently. I like it

18:55 , did the guard just say "We expect you to earn your cheese" or am I tripping😂

The rare challenge run where cheese strats make the game harder.

I want you to know that you're a hero and an inspiration.

Cheese counter is probably gonna end in 100-200 I think

I remember when the guy hit 20 cheese in a stack and the bet for 21 was made, I was ready to doubt but Doug's "believe it's possible" speech made me believe

It's sort of rigged towards 21+. Without a time limit, it's only possible for it to pander to "No" if the stream ends, which might take hours. On the other hand, you have all of that time for the record to be broken.

I think the record was 23? The stream had some bonus content like Doug taking off his shirt

I predict that the game will spawn 8,250 wheels of cheese before crashing

My family used to play Skyrim so often that they used to collect massive amounts of one specific item when they were bored. This includes my dad collecting plates, bread, sweet rolls, drugs, and yes, probably cheese wheels. My sister also collected troll skulls.

My current character has like 300+ skooma. My rule is if it's available I have to buy it, and I keep it in the bedside table

Next, can you beat skyrim before a liquid feeding tube full of cheese causes your body to shut down

Great video ! The added sound effects are so funny

Even without Markarth dying there is no way you could've survived hiding in the coffin in the sanctum

I think the way to offset the CONSTANTLY spawning cheese, is to become a CHEESE HUNTER and begin picking up most of the cheese wheels that you see

can’t pick up 4 cheeses per npc per second faster than they spawn, let alone 6

@@brr4519 But what if we were to fus ro dah them away?

@@2-bit567Much like dumping garbage IRL, they don't go "away", they just go over there. You need to rapidly despawn large quantities of cheese.

@@DaniRadriendil Ah, I thought maybe pushing them far enough away would unload them.

@@2-bit567 Then the physics of hundreds of wheels of cheese flying around would need to be calculated. That would be a death sentence.

Honestly this is the most hilarious thing ever. Especially the cheese crapping chicken! lmao

The song starting at 11:27 syncing up with the cheese spawning was immensely satisfying.

Damn I somehow didn't know Skyrim had a dark brotherhood storyline at all, I don't recall ever playing these quests

I’d love to see another one of these where you keep it at one per second.

You should use one of the Alternate Start Mods, the carriage intro scene is very prone to breaking when you mod the game.

Doug accidentally executing Grelod made me laugh harder than I have in a long time

Hahaha!! Same 😂🤣

7:13

I think I spent a solid 4 minutes laughing at that scene. Everything about it was just pure dark comedy gold.

It might sound cheesy, but Doug is milking this wheel thing for all its worth. It makes my blood curdle.

16:49 this sound combined with Doug's recent music choices confirms my theory he's a fan of Backseat

A real challange would be, finding the genuine cheeses that aren't generated by your mod in the whole game

Thank you for continuing to upload Skyrim challenges it’s one of my fav video games❤️

We need Skyrim multi-player so that you can bring some cheese collectors with you.

The best thing about this is that he probably could have done it if he went fast, but instead he stood around watching the NPCs decimate his PC.

Pretty sure dark brotherhood area would doom him. A lot of stuff has to happen

Would it be possible to make a mod that spawns 1 wheel of cheese for every 1 point of damage anything takes? Would the game engine actually support those functions?

There are games where evil councils are meeting while standing on really high seats. You made villains discuss while standing on cheese towers

trying to make the cheese counter was my favorite 5 minute coding adventure

the cheese tower record was so exciting