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    sWooZiesWooZie

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    Bandit

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Dana Y
Dana Y

I only check the internet for New episodes of Better Call Saul, Raised by Wolves & Swoozie vids.

Psych2Go
Psych2Go

More of these videos pls! :)

LPGozzzi
LPGozzzi

I don't have any friends to talk about these girl/relationship stuff. So whenever I watch a Swoozie upload, it lowkey kinda makes you feel like you're there, listening to the actual conversation IRL.

joe clark
joe clark

you know I think swoozie's dating problems largely come down to the fact that he constantly dates people that have to get a flight just to see him again, this man cannot do long-distance

Nikki H
Nikki H

This is a perfect example of why "situationships" don't work. If she's not your official girlfriend, she has no reason to be loyal. If he's not your official boyfriend, he has every right to entertain other women! If you like her enough to feel jealousy, ask her to be your exclusive girlfriend. If you don't, a "Damian" will come around and do it first 😩

Jeremy ✔
Jeremy ✔

So not to sound mean... but I first became a fan of swoozie back in 2011 when my high-school girl friend broke up with me. I thought his relationship stories and advice were so insightful and relatable.

Brenda Hyde Alvarez
Brenda Hyde Alvarez

Swoozie: "so i meet this gurl..."

Coupi
Coupi

swoozie is that one guy not in a relationship that everyone goes to for relationship advice

TheAnimatedPJ
TheAnimatedPJ

"You will never get money chasing these women but you will always get women while chasing this money." - Mark Andre

Waldo Abrysh
Waldo Abrysh

Imagine the stories swoozie gonna be telling his grandkids in 2070

EJ
EJ

Life tip for both guys and girls: if the person randomly brings up someone without any reason that’s who they will mess with or leave you for. You’re welcome

Jesse ashton
Jesse ashton

"Sometimes you have to be a lion to be the lamb you really are"

Clover Hollister
Clover Hollister

Just to put out there, there are actual good wholesome women out there …. yes they do exist. being honest, real and vulnerable is one of the greatest strengths to ever have.. knowing the type of character you are and what you want in someone definitely helps with healthy boundaries, etc. super cheesy, but be true to you and know what kind of company you want around, makes all the difference

GabeisSmarter
GabeisSmarter

Swoozie remember your wise words.

Tevin Sparrow
Tevin Sparrow

Even someone as big as Swoozie has relationship issues like this. Eye opening.

Camille
Camille

Swoozie’s quote of day: “Be a lion”

Gal Re
Gal Re

I'm feeling you swooze honestly. I just kinda roll with the flow or energy put out now. Never be afraid to pull back. If the person pulls back, you just roll with it and get on with your life. Gotta keep those emotional attachments in check. Makes life and social shit easier tbh. Full jumping and investing can be addicting because your hit your brain with all these chemicals, but you gotta remember, that's just you making yourself feel that way, based on the other person.

Johnny the pizza
Johnny the pizza

This man has more stories to tell than I have brain cells.

Bass Fishing Specialist
Bass Fishing Specialist

Swoozie ain't ever been caught lacking with his fits, they on point every time

Our Kind of Entertainment
Our Kind of Entertainment

Man, your cousin gave you a Kevin Samuels-like message when it comes to knowing your 'value' and it was on point! I love it!

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Cheating with my Bball Coach

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My Tinder Story

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My Tinder Story

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Growing my legs 1 million miles long

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Growing my legs 1 million miles long

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Working at Disney Be Like...

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Working at Disney Be Like...

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Hot Girl Summer

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Hot Girl Summer

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Twitch Girl Gamer

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Twitch Girl Gamer

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Chat Rooms 👁‍🗨👄👁‍🗨

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Worst Theme Park "trip" EVER

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Worst Theme Park "trip" EVER

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Took My Uber Driver on a Date (pt2)

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Took My Uber Driver on a Date (pt2)

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Growing my legs 1 million miles long

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