Zlatan didn’t play for the LA Galaxy, the LA Galaxy played for Zlatan.

Facts

How have I never heard of this man

800th like

@Anonymous 2how have you not heard of our savior?

I don’t even know what the Galaxy is so idc

When Zlatan was born, he congratulated his parents and drove them home.

🤣🤣🤣

Its a hilarious thing to visualise😂 a baby, one hand on the wheel, the other one out the window, cigar in his mouth and glasses

😂😂😂

zlatan gave birth to his parents

I have never heard this one before 🤣💀👍

When Zlatan joked about Jada, will smith slapped Jada

Underrated 😂

He told his wife to keep zlatans name out of her mouth

Yo brothers stop,my stomach hurts 😂😂😂😂😂

When Zlatan downloads an app , the app accepts Zlatan's terms and conditions .

Wrong, the app downloads zlatan

This is a good one 👏

This is the greatest reverse joke EVER!!

😂😂this is a good one

Once Zlatan kicked a ball into the sky Now we know it as the moon.

Underrated as hell

When cops take Zlatan into the custody, Zlatan interrogates the cops

Fax 🗿

1k likes and only one comment? Nah this goated bro you deserve more comments; I got you 👍

@DJS 8715 Thanks bro big love from India❤️❤️

🗿

Fax

Zlatan doesn't needs a watch, he decides what time it is

True😂

Facts 😂😂😂

When Neil Armstrong first arrived on the moon, Zlatan was already there.

🤣🤣🤣🤣

😂😂😂

Zlatan showed him the best parking spot on the moon to ensure a safe landing. What a gentleman!

@Artem Tsarevskiy *second best He saves the best for himself

🤣🤣

Zlatan raised both his parents as a single child.

😂😂😂😊

😂

Rip Sapko Ibrahimović

This is so dumb but I laughed 😂😂

Hahahaha😂😂

These comments passed the vibe check for real😂

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When Zlatan comes to your home, you are the guest.

“Lions never compare themselves to humans”-Zlatan

Le goat ain't no human

​@Anjana Kaveendya lion> goat?

When Zlatan listens to music on Spotify, The artist gets the ad.

😂😂😂

Nice one

WTF bro😂😂

😂😂 that is brillants

Genius...😂😂😂

Actual fact: LeBron sent his jersey to Zlatan when he arrived in LA and Zlatan the absolute madlad that he is signed his jersey and sent it back. God I'm proud to be Swedish.

most zlatan moment of all time

@LionLeaderX I wish I could’ve seen brons reaction.

Zlatan is the country swedes lives in

Zlatan has a grizzly bear rug in his bedroom. The bear is not dead, he’s just too afraid to move.

Zlatan once missed school for 2 days, and that's how we got Saturday and Sunday

best one 😂

This one is getting a little old already

And he missed those 2 daya of school after crying because lbj bullied him.

@JP whos lbj

@Hala Madrid especially when it was just a Chuck Norris joke from like 15 years ago

When Zlatan is late for class the teachers apologize to him because they started early.

When Zlatan arrives in L.A., Zlatan welcomes the people.

Lol he actually said “welcome to the world of Zlatan”

When Zlatan reads a book, the book gains knowledge

643 likes 0 comments lemme fix that

Same bro Zlatan is better

Hahah 😂

Fire

This killed me

Zlatan doesn't need food ,food needs Zlatan to survive

Zlatan don't flush the toilet, he scares the shit out of it.

when alexander graham bell invented the telephone he had 3 missed calls from Zlatan

😂😂😂😂

They named a street after Zlatan but they change it. Because no one crosses Zlatan and lives to tell the tale.

Stolen saw this on some football short before

@Yeehaw ?

@Yeehaw bro i must have had the same idea cuz i didnt steal it

Once Zlatan cried , it's now called as rain

When zlatan visits a website, the website approves zlatans terms of policy

Zlatan once threw a football into a bucket , now they call it basketball

Underrated comment

Best zlatan comment in the year😂😂

That was a good comment!🎉

“I’m finally back with the milk” *Zlatan said to his father*

Super Underrated

@Mamata Malla Thakuri my comment?

@Sasuke Uzumaki Yes

@Mamata Malla Thakuri thx

@Sasuke Uzumaki no prob

Zlatan doesn't give exams,Exams give Zlatan

Zlatan built the hospital he was born in

Reported

@Food 4 Thought for?

@James Monroehe really thought he did something when he said “reported” 💀

​@Pharaoh ye bc literally no one cares

One Zlatan saw a lion and started praying the Lion said " Why are you praying are you scared for your life" Zlatan said "I always pray before having dinner"💀

No zlatan isn't a cannibal.

If Zlatan hits you, you apologize to him.

When Zlatan took a breath, oxygen was created

yoo, did you actually call zlatan a plant??? 😂

​@asd the joke went way over your head 😂

​@asdZlatan isn't called a plant, a plant is called Zlatan

Zlatan doesnt breathe oxygen, oxygen breathes Zlatan

@asd no

When phone was invented there was already missed call by Zlatan.

When Zlatan enters a castle the king and queen bow to him

When Zlatan became 18, his parents left the house.

You win 😂

You do realize that you messed up the opposite jokes by putting Zlatan as a negative right? To sum it up you basically just said Zlatan was abandoned.

@S AH When Zlatan is the negative, negatives become bigger than 0

@217 You could have just said the negative becomes the positive but okie dokie.

@S AHzlatan wasnt abandoned, zlatan abandoned his parents

"Who is more famous?" - Proceeds to compare instagram followers

When zlatan was about to leave home,he told his dad “you’re now the head of the house”

Once Zlatan took a break while playing football, now that is called halftime

That’s funny

"Thats an original one try to-" stfu thats tgood! 😂

Try to be original next time. Oh shit this is some god damn laughter.

That's not true because half time used to exist even before zlatan Ibrahimovich was born, all players used to take break at half time, so no, it wasn't invented by zlatan, as he only started playing a few decades ago.

@Utkarsh Bhatia did you not get the joke?

Zlatan didn’t sign up for Netflix, Netflix signed up for Zlatan.

When Zlatan was born he slapped the doctor.

You can't know Zlatan. Zlatan knows you.

Zlatan makes u know

Is it Zlatan is the Chuck Norris of Futball or is it Chuck Norris is the Zlatan of Hollywood?

@Jake Sullivan zlatan is the zlatan of Hollywood and he is the zlatan of football

@thomasfarebrother8418  Thank you. These are the questions that need to be answered.

When Zlatan stopped his Netflix subscription, the prices doubled

Zlatan is just built different he's called the lion for a reason

Zlatan once caught a lie detector lying.

Damn thats a good one 😂

Zlatan decided to skip school for a few weeks every few months. We now know them as school holidays

Fun fact: when zlatan landed in LA lebron sent him his jersey as a gift zlatan proceeded to sign it and mail it back to him...

No one from America will understand how great Zlatan is.

yeah they call football soccer

i’m American

They'll never understand how most American athletes are nowhere near as popular as European based football players. My mother knows Ronaldo, she has no idea who steph curry is.

@implive17I think basketball is bigger in the US, but football is definitely bigger around the world

@Dallyyy your point?

Bro based it on Instagram followers 💀💀☠

Who is more famous? Check the comments section😂 Btw Zlatan is not famous, Famous is Zlatan🗿

Zlatan wakes up his alarm clock

Got me rolling 😂😂😂😂

When the reff hands Zlatan the red card the reff gets sent off

When Zlatan watches a video on YouTube the creator gets the ad.

Zlatan has more career jersey sales than LeBron by MORE THAN DOUBLE

well, his career length is more than double.

@sawyer whitneyyou’re not being serious

@sawyer whitney you cant be serious right? Even LeBron send zlatan his shirt Zlatan signed it and gave it back cuz he respect fans

@sawyer whitney LeBron has been in the nba for 20 years and Zlatan started his professional career in 1999.

@sawyer whitney double the length would mean Zlatan’s been playing for 40 years, he’s only been a professional for 4 more years than LeBron.

Zlatan doesn't need followers, followers beg to follow Zlatan.

In 2009, when UAE wanted to host the world cup they sent the bribes to Zlatan. Zlatan sent them back saying there would be no World Cup in 2022 because he would not be playing in it.

Once Zlatan didn't want to use his legs to play football so he picked it up and started running now it's known as American Football.

I loved it

just football

@zwebackshyper nooope

@zwebackshyperonly when you’re talking about it to only us Americans bud, just accept it

😂😂

When Zlatan comes to your house you are the guest.

Zlatan doesn't pay the landlord for rent, the landlord pays him so that he would stay there.

Once Zlatan was charged with murder . He found the judge guilty .

When zlatan left the house he told his father "your the man of the house now"

When Alexander Graham Bell invented the telephone, he already had two missed calls from Zlatan.

Zlatan wears sunglasses to protect the sun .

Bro…😂😂

When Zlatan is in a video, Zlatan owns the comment section

When Zlatan comes to school Teacher stands up

When Zlatan joked about Jane , Will Smith slapped himself .

😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

😂

Nice

Man this guy is funny😆😆 bro got a about 7 comments from top 10

Who tf is Jane

I think the comment section speaks for itself on who's more famous

Once zlatan kicked a ball now we call it moon 😮😮😮😮🥶🥶🥶🐐🐐 true g.o.a.t

*’when zlatan was late to school, everyone else apologised for being early’* 💀

Good one

@vasg and jessa It’s used so many times bruh

Nice one

this isn’t the original comment. this was posted on a previous video…

@21Gamez Yep it’s alright at least you admitted to it.

When Zlatan was still young, he told his mom to go clean *her* room

Didn't LeBron send Zlatan a shirt to welcome him to LA? Zlatan signed it and sent it back.

Zlatan does not need a watch , he decides the time .

That rigth

Lit 🔥

Ayooooo😂

The glazing is crazy

@Iamdynamite pause

When Zlatan came late for training, the coach apologized

Bruh LeBron sent his jersey to Zlatan and he autographed it and sent it back to LeBron 💀

Zlatan killed 2 stones with 1 bird 💀

Pure stones...

Zlatan doesn't throw rocks Rocks throw Zlatan

No He killed 2 stones with 1 bird

​@Ryoichi EditzThat doesn't sound right at all 💀

@MainCircle ikr 💀💀💀

Zlatan created the universe the day he was born.

Zlatan Doesn't need fame...Fame needs Zlatan.

When Zlatan comes to your house, you are the guest 😂

You did it wrong you're thinking of chuck Norris

​@Armani Phillips THAT'S WHAT I WAS ABOUT TO SAY

yea no

@Armani Phillips didn't ask.

lol but even as a football fan, lebron is way more famous than zlatan

Bro really debated them with follows💀

Zlatan once received a jersey from Lebron James as a gift. He signed it and shipped it back to Lebron 💀 😂

"Zlatan is not famous" "Famous is zlatan"

🤣🤣🤣

😂😂😂😂

Intresting that people in the comments here are making chuck norris jokes but forgot the name

😂😂

Wrong famous is not zlatan Zlatan is famous

Zlatan is such a good young star I wish him a long a prosperous career❤

These two are the most American people ever

When death visited Zlatan , He asked death it's final wish .

Bro u got 3 top commwnts

man has 3 comments in 5 top comments

Since when was slatan Chuck Norris?

I guess this is your way of saying you were first.

Zlatan doesn’t check the cupboard for monsters. The monsters check out the cupboard for Zlatan

LeBron sent his tshirt to Zlatan and he signed it and sent it back

ChatGpt asks Zlatan questions .

Zlatan doesn't need fame, fame needs Zlatan.

Them in the Ronaldo vs Micheal jordan debate "FoLOwErs DoeSNt mEAn aNyThinG" Also them.

When Zlatan visits your country , you are the foreigner .

Zlatan took a break while playing football, now it’s called halftime

Zlatan doesn’t predict future. He talks and then future changes.

Ghosts sit around a fire and tell each other Zlatan stories .

💀

That's a good one

Zlatan doesn't pay for food, the food pays for him

Zlatan was once sent a jersey from LeBron. Zlatan signed the jersey and sent it back to LeBron.

Zlatan does not need fuel , the car moves out of respect .

💀😂

When zlatan installs a app the app has to agree to his terms and conditions

This is the most American moment ever

Zlatan Ibrahimovic isnt famous, famous is him

bruv this had me rolling in my tears

Is this dude Chuck Norris or something?

@Anonymous 2 basically yes

Who is he

@Boobie Feet Chuck Norris in disguise

MJ took this personally. Tiger nodded his head.

Instagram can't judge a person how much they famous.

When zlatan gets an F his teacher fails.

Tbh this is how it should be anyways

Zlatan does not get an F, an F gets Zlatan