Schlatt was one of the drunk crashers in the events that unfolded in 1999

@The Goo oh you think this is a joke? Boy do I have news for you buddy

bro you need help

Columbine or princess diana?

That's when he learned

We dont fucking talk about 99💀

The truest American

No comments let me fix that 🤌

@Skaz No originality? Lemme fix that.

@Random person blud what you on about 💀

@Skaz you know what he’s on about.

Another certified Schlatt moment

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*starts tipping* *continues to turn into the corner* “How did I crash?”

To be fair, that truck weighs about a trillion pounds. He couldn’t have stopped turning even if he wanted to.

​@DIOyou must have decades of truck driving under your belt

@Spilled Coffee to be fair, you don’t belong on the road if you don’t understand that a truck can’t just stop on a dime😅. And of course the trillion pounds was an exaggeration.

@DIO some newer trucks have insane stop times

@Spilled Coffee true, but iirc, the load he was transporting when this happened was a train or something equally heavy. I could be remembering it wrong. Edit: also in this particular game I don’t think I’ve seen Schlatt using a truck capable of that type of stop speed. I guess that’s the more important piece of information😅.

"it's the drunk crashers that make it hard for the others. and me, im fine" he says while on his roof

That's the joke, THAT'S THE POINT. Good job on starting to catch on social cues, few more years and you will be like the rest of us.

@0Ne i get the joke, i watch schlatt everyday, i just tought it was funny

@0Ne yikes

​@0Ne🤡

Holy fuck how 50,000 pounds completely upside down that is not just a feet anybody can complete that is legendary

feet 💀

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I had an aneurysm reading this

I've never heard anyone use 'completely upside down' as a verb, and ignore all these people who ignore a good comment to point out a spelling error that everyone else has already made a useless unproductive comment about.

Truly schlatt represents the drunk crashers

“I’m drinking and driving but I’m doing it safely” he says as his truck is upside down

Yeah that’s safely, he’s drinking after he crashed 😂 “it’s the drunk crashers” he crashed while sober! Therefore he was a sober crasher (but he probably wasn’t sober lmao)

i'm just imagining jschlatt inside an upside down truck just pouring himself some whiskey

“Me? I’m fine,” he says, sitting in his truck, still flipped over on it’s side.

This guy is going to be president one day

When that happens, God save us all

Better than Biden at least

@Gigachad than 90% of congress

He would save America and drunk drivers.

us drunk drivers would finally get recognition and the distinction from the drunk crashers

"Its the drunk crasher" Is literally in an upside down truck

That's the joke, THAT'S THE POINT. Good job on starting to catch on social cues, few more years and you will be like the rest of us.

@0Ne i knew the joke bro 😭😭 Im literally gods drunkest driver‼️‼️💪💪🗣️🗣️🗣️🔊🔊🔊

You have to be in a different level to be able to flip an entire truck upsidedown

If only Lady Diana didn't trust "Schlatt" as his driver that night, we would live in a completely different world

You could say. He’s a drunk flipper

Schlatt “ It the drunk crashed, me I’m fine” while the truck was upside down.

He managed to pull off the infamous Inverted Jackknife Pin

HE CRASHED A 22 METRIC TONNE TRUCK HOW

Magic

March and May, he was trying to throw us off his trail the whole time

my guy was GOBSLAPPED when he flipped over💀.

God hands his drunkest drivers his closest keys.

I’d like to imagine he’s hanging upside down in the seat drinking to his crash.

The ones that crash are the reason us drunk drivers get in trouble. The more you do it, the better you get. It's that simple. Edit: I paused the video to write this and he immediately made the same joke :|

The fact that he was able to go completely upside down is impressive

He gives that whole speech right after crashing and making it hard for other drivers to pass

"Me? In fine." He says as he spills his drink on the ceiling of his truck.

“Officer, in my defense, I didn’t drink until *after* I’d already crashed”

He's so wise when he's drunk

"Schlatt" goes from predicting the Queens death to redefining the entire concept of drunk driving truly one of the greatest philosophers of our time

R.I.P Schlatt. :( He will be missed.

I can't help but imagine him dangling upside down stuck in his seatbelt pouring himself a drink saying all this.

“I’m fine” while upside down taking another sip

He is still SHOOTING for March. 💀

“And me? Im fine” Meanwhile he just crashed

Schlatt is the greatest modern American satire

"Its the drunk crashers." - Schlatt, drunk in an upside down truck

"It's the drunk crashers, not the drunk drivers" - Schlatt, who just crashed.

Your truck was tired and needed a rest

bro's mind was boggled 💀💀

Jschlatt being a skillful drunk driver.

Schlatt has proven himself a drunk crasher time and time again

“Im fine, its the drunk crashers that hive us the bad name” he says while in an overturned truck

“I’m drinking and driving” -the biggest man

“And me? I’m fine” He says as his truck is literally upside down

My man is defying gravity

Its those drunk crashers that give us responsible drunk drivers a bad name

Rest in peace to those who died in the "Great Strike" of 1999. It was like bowling. But there were trucks involved. Rest in peace as well shlott

“It’s the drunk crashers” -A man who flipped an 18 wheeler upside down

"Its the drunk crashers that are the problem" he says 15 seconds after crashing his virtual truck in the most dramatic fashion

Bro was so drunk in that clip lmao

That rapper was actually really close. It's kinda scary.

"It's not the drunk drivers, it's the drunk crashers" said "Schlatt" as his 50,000 pound truck stays flipped over on the road

Turned upside down in a 25 ton truck. "It's the drunk crashers! I'm fine."

Schlatt: *Drives a truck carrying an oversized load at, rough guess, above 35mph and making sharp turns.* Also Schlatt when nature and gravity does a thing: *Surprised Pikachu face* How did I flip over!?

Imagine outing yourself as a drunk crasher

"Schlatt" drank so much even his truck got tipsy

“Ignoring your physics lessons again I see”

Schlatt got lost in thought thinking of the queen

“Thats gotta be the best pirate ive ever seen”

Schlatt is the American Sips

Ima shed a tear when you rear end a family of 8

It's simple how he flips over he lost the trailer 50 miles ago and just kept drinking ever since then

"its the drunk crashers that get us" -jschlatt after crashing his truck

someone needs to turn schlatt's terror pog into a Wojack

Bro was flabergasted 💀💀💀💀

schlatt when his semi flips: :O

“It’s the drunk crashers” He said immediately after crashing

He was right about March, Prince Phillip actually died then

I guess Schlatt forgot about his drunk crash in 2001

The madman turned into the tip smh

Remembering Giant Bomb rolling the lorry in Euro Truck Simulator 2.

Bros hitting these corners over 100 💀

"I'm fine" -people with identifiable psychological problems

Why does Schlatt looks like he's a time traveler but from 200.000 b.c.

My guy began tipping and then kept turning just to flip to the side 😂

That aged well

“Schlatt” represents the drunk crushers

I miss the drunk driving streams. I hope he brings them back, even without the alcohol.

Ah, so this is the miracle that made the queen into a jar

The drunkest driver I know

alcoholics don’t run in my family. they drive.

Schlatt was like: "It's the dunk crashers" also schlatt at that moment: 🙃

imagine have the job of a truck driver without getting paid for it

This man justifying why he drinks while driving as a red flag is in the middle of the screen, no more needs to be said

He says all that with there's literally a actual red flag blowing on the screen 💀💀💀

Schlatt is drunk being sober

Wait why did I think the drink was gonna spill cuz he was upside down😭

Classic “schlatt” moment

He's so handsome

Had to lay 'er down hoss!

Schlatt, inside an overturned truck: "drunk driving is fine, just dont wreck"

“How’d I do that? This truck only weights 25 metric tons.”

“But we are responsible for our followers”-Not schlatt

“It’s not the drunk drivers, it’s the drunk crashers” says the one who is in an upside down truck cab.

Hi Schlatt. I just want to thank you for being a role model to me these past several years. You kept me out of some very dark places. Keep doing what you do, love you. ❤️

Famous last words:I think that March will be nice.

schlatt was the drunk crasher in 2001

Ain’t no way schlatt is rocking the Jerry fit

100% pure content machine

“Im fine” he says😂