Scarlett Johansson’s Agent

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    It’s important to tell stories about diverse groups, and that they be played by… Scarlett Johansson?
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    CAST:
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Vor Monat
Just matthew
Just matthew

HA only 56 likes, and it's a pinned Comment, and.... It's been a week........ Shit that's sad

Vor 26 Tage
Paul Borst
Paul Borst

There's NOTHING realistic here. Agents don't have a moral conscience and actors don't think past cue cards written by their handlers.

Vor Monat
Hubnero
Hubnero

Scarlett Johansson in this sketch is pretty much hollywood in a nutshell.

Vor 20 Stunden
Amaya Reyes
Amaya Reyes

“He understands young women” made me GAG lmaoo great sketch!!

Vor 5 Tage
Muncha King
Muncha King

Man that Ghost In The Shell movie was terrible. And I knew it as soon as I saw her in the trailer.

Vor 6 Tage
jtreidno1
jtreidno1

Every time a white man does blackface nobody is offended, but a blonde woman says something about it and we allll need to retreat to our safe spaces. So much for consistency. Well, at least it was funny.

Vor 6 Tage
SIMPLY F.A.E.
SIMPLY F.A.E.

KEEP MAKING THESE!!!!!

Vor 7 Tage
Brooks Carlson
Brooks Carlson

Where can I get a sub to United Stated Newsmag? Telling the hard truths.

Vor 8 Tage
Brettisaidiot
Brettisaidiot

Motoko wasn't even japanese. A robot, I know this is a comedy, just my cents, I just say I'm busting chops.

Vor 8 Tage
maddy
maddy

hes back, god is not dead

Vor 9 Tage
Danyel Mata
Danyel Mata

Yes! I am so happy to see this guy back again! This, the google guy, Batman, and the Troopers series were my favorites by far

Vor 10 Tage
Luke Morse
Luke Morse

You guys are getting as bad as BuzzFeed.

Vor 10 Tage
Ted Zhang
Ted Zhang

that is one lucky agent

Vor 12 Tage
anon ymous
anon ymous

right since the jeggings guy is back.. please bring back the series guys

Vor 13 Tage
amanatee27
amanatee27

Nice job Lily Du, well written [:

Vor 13 Tage
BrionicICE
BrionicICE

So college humor doesn't seem to understand the major in ghost in the Shell actually preferred european-style robotic bodys and the move was spot on to the show

Vor 14 Tage
Nicole DuFault
Nicole DuFault

You guys need to do one where he's Trump's social media manager. 🤣

Vor 14 Tage
justin Santilli
justin Santilli

Please make an Antonio Brown agent video!!! XD

Vor 14 Tage
Susan Daniel
Susan Daniel

Well, this certainly aged like fine wine...

Vor 14 Tage
BeliSaurus Gaming
BeliSaurus Gaming

Painfully unfunny.

Vor 15 Tage
Alex Mazurek
Alex Mazurek

I want to be every race in a woody Allen movie

Vor 15 Tage
KeepCalmAndCallejon
KeepCalmAndCallejon

Who’s back here after the Woody Allen comments lol

Vor 15 Tage
The General Populace
The General Populace

I know the perfect role! Scarlett Johansen as Rachel Dolezal.

Vor 15 Tage
Nieru
Nieru

So... just saying, the director of the original GitS animated film (Mamoru Oshii) defended ScarJo's casting. Oshii said, “The name 'Motoko Kusanagi' and her current body are not her original name and body, so there is no basis for saying that an Asian actress must portray her. Even if her original body (presuming such a thing existed) were a Japanese one, that would still apply... I believe having Scarlett play Motoko was the best possible casting for this movie. I can only sense a political motive from the people opposing it, and I believe artistic expression must be free from politics.”

Vor 16 Tage
Nam Trinh
Nam Trinh

Having popular white actors/actresses playing lead fictional Asian characters as the safe option over other Asian actors/actresses like in Dr. Strange, The Last Airbender, GITS, etc. is becoming almost meme-like.

Vor 8 Tage
Gabriel
Gabriel

1:51 this... this resurfaced quickly... now let's just revisit this video and timestamp everything else that comes true as it happens

Vor 16 Tage
Gewgulkan Suhckitt
Gewgulkan Suhckitt

Apparently people think that the role of the trans gender man (biologically female - identified as male) it supposed to be played by an ACTUAL trans gender man, which dramatically limits the pool from which an actor could be selected. The number of trans gender male actors is extremely limited and the number of those actors that are good enough for a major role even more so. And what if some of those few actors say, "No." to the role?

Vor 16 Tage
Dan Gurney
Dan Gurney

Do Donald Trump's chief of staff.

Vor 16 Tage
crazyguy84
crazyguy84

I would hate to be her agent

Vor 16 Tage
ZodiacKillahhh
ZodiacKillahhh

The Woody Allen joke is real now. Comedy is dead.

Vor 16 Tage
Tay Espo
Tay Espo

THEY PREDICTED THE FUTURE BROOO

Vor 16 Tage
Bottlenose Dolphin
Bottlenose Dolphin

lmao this aged perfectly

Vor 16 Tage
R Walt
R Walt

Wow, this aged beautifully.

Vor 16 Tage
Pranay Anand
Pranay Anand

1:51

Vor 16 Tage
Vlad the Impaler
Vlad the Impaler

Anyone else feel nostalgic?

Vor 16 Tage
Hana Kinda
Hana Kinda

I remembered this after reading about what she said about Woody Allen today from twitter!!!

Vor 16 Tage
J Rob
J Rob

I love it when Hollywood turns on itself when someone isn't unhinged enough. Reading these absolute morons on resetera lose their shit over her is hilarious. Why are liberals so fucking stupid?

Vor 16 Tage
Crossbones6732
Crossbones6732

Honestly this guy had it easy compared to the agents of Kanye, Chris, and Nick.

Vor 17 Tage
OsamaExKing
OsamaExKing

[Scarlett Johansson]; It's important that we tell stories about underrepresented groups [Her agent]; Yeah [Scarlett Johansson]; It's also important that these groups are played by me [Her Agent]; Chokes on drink

Vor 17 Tage
The SnailMail
The SnailMail

Did they forget to add the bleep for the F*ck at the end? It just goes silent... super weird.

Vor 18 Tage
Malakim Production's
Malakim Production's

This is the funniest shitt CollegeHumor is put on the internet in a long time

Vor 19 Tage
evan Reed
evan Reed

I like scar jo ghost is the shell.

Vor 19 Tage
The softest part of a woman's breast is?
The softest part of a woman's breast is?

*Next she is playing "Harriet Tubman" a movie about a woman that freed many many slaves she stated on on the Jimmy Fallon show*

Vor 19 Tage
Michael Trinh
Michael Trinh

Finally gave up on Nic Cage eh? He WAS a tastless asshole I guess...

Vor 19 Tage
Jessica Wood
Jessica Wood

I thought she was a robot in Ghost in the Shell I also never saw the movie, so there's that

Vor 19 Tage
Okeirany
Okeirany

Is it bad that the first few movie pitches actually sounds kinda interesting?

Vor 20 Tage
S Simpson
S Simpson

Not really defending her role in the live-action GitS, as I haven't seen it, but I think people tend to forget or just don't know, that for all intents and purposes -- the Major looked white in the '95 film... You know... black hair, blue eyes...

Vor 20 Tage
Ed D
Ed D

This makes so much sense when you realize that ScarJo is a Scorpio

Vor 20 Tage
Noah Scheibmeir
Noah Scheibmeir

Actually, a Woody Allen directed Marilyn Monroe biopic starring Scarlet Johansson does sound pretty interesting.

Vor 20 Tage
PinkSneaselGirl
PinkSneaselGirl

This makes me think that ScarJo just hates herself, and wants to play so many out there roles to escape the reality that is her own life.

Vor 21 Tag
Jeff Malinoff
Jeff Malinoff

ITS BACK!!!

Vor 21 Tag
Ryan waghorn
Ryan waghorn

What’s wrong with her playing these people?

Vor 22 Tage
Bleeb
Bleeb

Ryan waghorn bruh

Vor 17 Tage
Kevin Brogan
Kevin Brogan

"Scarlett speaking...". LMFAO!

Vor 22 Tage
Monster
Monster

I really love Scarlet's acting for the Oscar on the shelf

Vor 22 Tage
Callum .Simpson
Callum .Simpson

Wow. By choosing to censor you absolutely ruined that final joke.

Vor 22 Tage
ShittyMemes
ShittyMemes

If you want to try all sorts of roles, you should be a voice actor, not a regular actor. Voice actors are not limited by their appearance, only their voice.

Vor 23 Tage
Jester
Jester

No, Scarjo is an *actress*

Vor 23 Tage
Minh Nguyen
Minh Nguyen

I used to think that scar jo playing ghost in the shell would be bad... but now, it's just a shitty movie not because of her, but how it was written and executed. If you look at the art style of the anime, a lot have western looking features, mainly due to the heavy influence of the US after WW2 in Japan. So in essence, I don't have a problem with her in ghost in the shell. the trans thing is another one people shouldn't get their panties all tangled up over. The original person never got surgery to be a man, they simply dressed like a man and tried to carry on like one. So again, where exactly is that a problem? Would you need to find a japanese woman who had western features just to appease people? would you need to find pre-op trans just to fill the cast? It's honestly so silly at this point... I don't think a trans person currently acting is better than her, and I'd probably say the same to the japanese girl who looks white 🤷‍♂️

Vor 24 Tage
Nam Trinh
Nam Trinh

If Hollywood is cashing in on some popular fictional Asian-based story or one with fictional Asians in it the leading actors/actresses aren't gonna be Asian, and they will find any loophole to justify that because of the real reason being Asian faces aren't as "marketable," so it's not just this one robot girl with western features.

Vor 8 Tage
Sex Operator
Sex Operator

Absolutely not

Vor 24 Tage
Slyest Fox
Slyest Fox

Nobody wants drop out.

Vor 24 Tage
David Lewis
David Lewis

1) Hollywood doesn't care about representation, they care about recognition. does spider man have to be played by a genuine orphan, or should we just kill whats-his-face's parents to make it all good? 2) the major is Australian, not Asian. she is also a cyborg, but unfortunately we can't hack into Hollywood actors brains and make them stop doing naughty things, now can we? 3) literally everything is controversial now. do what most sane people have done and stop making it a problem. nobody cares, even the """"""journalists""""" admit they do it for clicks, and nobody even respects them anymore anyways. Hollywood is trying to get more representation of trans people in movies, isn't that good enough for you people?! 4) hey, its a decent video, i'll watch it.

Vor 25 Tage
Rustin Stardust
Rustin Stardust

I totally get the creepiness of using white actors to play characters of other races. But in Ghost in the Shell wasn't she technically playing an android who's only supposed to *look* Asian? Like wasn't it the whole point that she's not really Asian, and was only designed to semi-look that way? The fakeness seemed intentional.

Vor 25 Tage

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