Ricky Gervais On Teaching Morals To Children | BEST OF Politics | Universal Comedy

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    Taken from his 2nd special POLITICS, the recent host of the 2020 Golden Globes and creator of The Office, Extras and AfterLife Ricky Gervais discusses sweatshops in third world countries, the fable of the two mice, nursery rhymes and everyone's favourite idiot Karl Pilkington
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Chris Eldridge
Chris Eldridge

I always wondered why Jack and Jill would go UP the hill to fetch water? It would be easier to wait for the water to come down ?

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will2003michael2003
will2003michael2003

What if the person selling $120 suit was just a better exploiter? lol

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Eric Reiter
Eric Reiter

I'd watch swingball. Just sayin

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itchykami
itchykami

If it makes you feel better, the $150 suit probably also came from exploited labor :D

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AGDinCA
AGDinCA

What is swingball?

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Nevyn of OZ 1973
Nevyn of OZ 1973

Humpty empty was a.canon

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Phoenix the-writer
Phoenix the-writer

A great military is an inadequate substitute for quality healthcare.

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Downunder Rob
Downunder Rob

That Moral of the Story, Never tell the same Lie Twice. He got that from Garak in Star Trek Deep Space Nine!😆

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Ked Taczynski
Ked Taczynski

This might just be semantics, but you dont teach morals, you explain them. Morals are metaphysical

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iamgreyhorse
iamgreyhorse

What is the world coming to ? Comedians can't make us laugh any more ! It's sad that people are losing their sense of humor ! The things their wanting to point out is not a funny subject but it needs to be pointed out ! We were born to be free the powers that be should not be, and they are the same ones designing our future ! I don't wan't to be a part of that ! I would prefer death to that ! We have all been mislead and disinformed all our lives ! Can't anyone see what happen to the truth ?

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Romulouws
Romulouws

Ricky is wearing a women suit.

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Tony Hill
Tony Hill

The moral of Humpty Dumpty to a child is actually quite simple: some injuries cannot be fixed. More broadly: some consequences are irrevocable. Kids take risks with their safety every few minutes, they break things, they put others in danger, etc. You need to wake them up to the concept of irrevocable consequences as soon as possible. Without making them too timid to take ANY risks in live. Best of luck with that one. EDIT: for those wishing to dispute this interpretation based up on the historic origin of the tale please refer to part where I say ”... to a child...” and kindly go somewhere private to masticate your own junk.

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Tony Hill
Tony Hill

@Ked Taczynski omg I even edited my original post to explain where this misunderstanding is coming from!

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Ked Taczynski
Ked Taczynski

@Tony Hill Nah, man, read the other comments, humpty dumpty was never an egg in the first place. It was a cannon that fell off the battlements, and that cannon was their only hope at winning a battle. Its a warning against putting all your eggs in one baskwt, and they turned that into him being an egg.

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Tony Hill
Tony Hill

Ked Taczynski it is y’know

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Ked Taczynski
Ked Taczynski

Thats not what it is, mate

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Patrick Collins
Patrick Collins

,

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ghostbanni
ghostbanni

Oh Carl lill gitt

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23Wolgan
23Wolgan

Every 3 mins an ad. I can't watch it anymore.

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Jake Russell
Jake Russell

Skip to the end and hit the replay button for that. Then you only gotta watch 1 ad.

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Centurion Quincy
Centurion Quincy

Why is Jack and Jill always depicted as siblings then?

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The Confused Llama
The Confused Llama

They melt the horses down for glue and tried to glue Humpty back together again

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johnny5wd
johnny5wd

The Boy Who Cried Wolf, "never tell the same lie twice..." I've always loved that one. I think that joke was also featured on Star Trek Deep Space Nine (1990s scifi show), when Elim Garak and Julian Bashir had a conversation about it. Brings back great memories and some smiles, happy I watched this video :) For those who think I'm trying to start some fuss about it -- nope. I really don't care who thought of it when. People often come up with similar or even identical jokes. Doesn't make them less funny. Good memories though: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cl66ilQCCNs&t=7s

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Rob Irvine
Rob Irvine

READ BEFORE POSTING!!!!! ===== 1. No one cares about the "true" story about the canon Humpty Dumpty. There's ZERO proof this happened. 2. DS9 is THIRTY years old. If you are surprised two different people thought up a similar joke over that time YOU ARE AN IDIOT. 3. WE KNOW THAT HUMPTY DUMPTY IS NEVER CALLED AN EGG.. ITS MENTIONED IN THIS VIDEO.

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Sean Costello
Sean Costello

I really hope Ricky knows that Humpty Dumpty was a cannon. It makes a whole lot more sense then.

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Toori Baba
Toori Baba

Still doesn't make sense since the rhyme calls it an egg and it has no morals to teach anyway

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Shannon McIntyre
Shannon McIntyre

Sheep like ribbons..

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Joseph Bennett
Joseph Bennett

How's the baby? Its an egg lol

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High Overlord Snarffie Beagle
High Overlord Snarffie Beagle

old chubby Ricky

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njulier
njulier

Fun fact: Nowhere in “Humpty Dumpty” does it ever say he’s an egg! 😎

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Rob Irvine
Rob Irvine

Fun fact. You obviously immediately came down here to post this as soon as HD was mentioned. RJ literally explains your "fact" and jokes about it.

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robbobb
robbobb

5:20 saving this bit for later dont mind me

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Silas Hadlock
Silas Hadlock

How about we stop telling kids to not do bad things and they can learn for themselves at a young age when somebody gets pissed. Theyll remember WHY they shouldn't do it.

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An Aussie
An Aussie

"Humpty dumpty sat on the wall. Humpty dumpty had a great fall. All the kings horses and all the kings men couldn't put humpty back together again." Never says he was an egg lol.

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Arcanos
Arcanos

I remember actually learning that wolf story back in Kindergarten, which is the german equivalent for daycare or preschool if Im not mistaken. It used to be very popular to tell kids this story with the morale saying: ,,Wer einmal lügt dem glaubt man nicht, auch wenn er dann die Wahrheit spricht." Which basically means: If you lie to people they'll tend to not believe you, even if it's the truth.

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Arcanos
Arcanos

@Grey Bear Aight I apologyze and thanks for clearing that up for me have a good one ^^

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Grey Bear
Grey Bear

@Arcanos Ah, okay. We say "preschool" for age 4-5, "kindergarten" age 5-6, and the rest are numbered, but called "elementary" until age 11-12, when they move to "middle school"/"junior highschool" (same thing)...and then "highschool" from 14-18. And I'm a woman.

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Arcanos
Arcanos

@Grey Bear I know that good sir but I was implying, that Im pretty sure there's a difference in the german Kindergarten and the american one. If Im not mistaken the american Kindergarten describes what the german call the preschool or Vorschule. In germany that's only in the ages of 5-6, whilst the first years would in amreica be the nursery or something like that. If Im mistaken I do apologyze ^^

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Grey Bear
Grey Bear

In the U.S., we also use "kindergarten".

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The What!!?
The What!!?

That jacket has a terrible fit

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Jennings Cunningham
Jennings Cunningham

More children need on the job training. But if we are to start ending child labor let’s outlaw child actors.

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Anon ymous
Anon ymous

Sorry I'm late to this party, but I have to say the whole "humpty dumpty" thing is killing me. I can't stop laughing or questioning my childhood beliefs now. It NEVER occurred to me before today that Humpty WAS NOT AN EGG or that Humpty MIGHT HAVE JUMPED off the wall....

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Andy Sebok
Andy Sebok

Ricky's the best, hands down. Clever and witty like no one else,

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Sneak.e
Sneak.e

Stealing jokes from ds9

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foxglos
foxglos

I was taught that Humpty Dumpty was a siege engine used by the king's men to siege the round head city of Gloucester. Named Humpty Dumpty after the rattling sound it made as it moved. It latched onto the wall but then slipped and fell into the river and they couldn't fix it. So they couldn't get into the city. Interesting that some people say it was a cannon?

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Rob Irvine
Rob Irvine

Thats a story, there is no proof for it at all.

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Hazel T
Hazel T

Just notice that Ricky Gervais looks like the man version of Rosie O'Donnell

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dokha
dokha

Actually “broke his crown” the crown means the artificial tooth that the dentist put in

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callmeginga
callmeginga

Not in the time before dentistry it didn't.

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Jack Daniels
Jack Daniels

Jack got Jill pregnant. That's why everything got messed up.

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saintcruzin
saintcruzin

Jack and Jill went up the hill each with a dollar and a quarter. Jill came down with 2.50, do you think they went up for water??

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weaponsxpert87
weaponsxpert87

10 minutes long and 12 adds? Thumbs down just for that

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Rob Irvine
Rob Irvine

Thumbs down on RGs video... because of something Youtube did. Good work.

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Juandre Botes
Juandre Botes

Does he do stand up comedy, or stand up knowledge

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enjay86
enjay86

When you stop buying cheap stuff from 3rd world countries you are taking away their best option they have. And those poor kids will not have happy childhood either. It isn't poverty vs. happy childhood. It's poverty vs. complete starvation. Think next time....

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Rob Irvine
Rob Irvine

Not at all. You are completely wrong. So embarrassingly wrong i'm not even going to bother explaining it to you and just hope you have enough brains to read something.. but here is a clue: What did they do before multinational companies came along?

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John Spence
John Spence

The commentators on this video have way too many sticks up their asses.

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John Spence
John Spence

Um, since 1980, as all the factories went to china, just about EVERY product encourages slave labour. Phones. Tvs. Shoes. clothing. Even a lot of raw products (beef, oil, wood). Just about EVERY product is manufactured outside of the USA. Since the economic model since 1980 went from SAVE SAVE SAVE for the economy to SPEND SPEND SPEND for the economy, every single product went overseas. The North American model (due to collapse soon) has an ENORMOUS trade deficit, and really the only way USA has to stimulate economic growth is from a war. Even then, that takes all the public funds and spends it on military industry, eventually shorting every pension and old age payment there is. Which explains the increasing disparity between the extreme rich and general poor. Meanwhile China is rich now.

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Nickolas Nothing
Nickolas Nothing

Turn from God, turn from true morality. Without a superior moral code, everything is subjective and morals effectively become a social construct with no real power except the power to enforce them. That is what we are seeing now. Jesus warned us of times like these, when the world would fall into a state of sin like it was before the great flood. Evil will abound, love will grow cold, there will be great deception and great tribulation, such as never seen before and never to be seen again. Evil is called good and good evil, people will love themselves and hate God. These are troubled times but there is hope in Jesus Christ, so I would like to share the good news with anyone who has a heart to listen: Matthew @: "Come unto me, all ye that labour and are heavy laden, and I will give you rest" Matthew @-40: "Master, which is the great commandment in the law? Jesus said unto him, Thou shalt love the Lord thy God with all thy heart, and with all thy soul, and with all thy mind. This is the first and great commandment. And the second is like unto it, Thou shalt love thy neighbour as thyself. On these two commandments hang all the law and the prophets" Matthew @-48: "Ye have heard that it hath been said, Thou shalt love thy neighbour, and hate thine enemy. But I say unto you, Love your enemies, bless them that curse you, do good to them that hate you, and pray for them which despitefully use you, and persecute you; That ye may be the children of your Father which is in heaven: for he maketh his sun to rise on the evil and on the good, and sendeth rain on the just and on the unjust" Luke 13:1-3: "There were present at that season some that told him of the Galilaeans, whose blood Pilate had mingled with their sacrifices. And Jesus answering said unto them, Suppose ye that these Galilaeans were sinners above all the Galilaeans, because they suffered such things? I tell you, Nay: but, except ye repent, ye shall all likewise perish" John @: "Jesus answered and said unto him, If a man love me, he will keep my words: and my Father will love him, and we will come unto him, and make our abode with him" 1 John 4:9: "In this was manifested the love of God toward us, because that God sent his only begotten Son into the world, that we might live through him" Galatians @: "I am crucified with Christ: nevertheless I live; yet not I, but Christ liveth in me: and the life which I now live in the flesh I live by the faith of the Son of God, who loved me, and gave himself for me" Ephesians 2:7-9: "That in the ages to come he might shew the exceeding riches of his grace in his kindness toward us through Christ Jesus. For by grace are ye saved through faith; and that not of yourselves: it is the gift of God: Not of works, lest any man should boast" Revelation 21:3-5: "And I heard a great voice out of heaven saying, Behold, the tabernacle of God is with men, and he will dwell with them, and they shall be his people, and God himself shall be with them, and be their God. And God shall wipe away all tears from their eyes; and there shall be no more death, neither sorrow, nor crying, neither shall there be any more pain: for the former things are passed away. And he that sat upon the throne said, Behold, I make all things new" Thank you Lord Jesus.

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Mr Dinosaur
Mr Dinosaur

Ah yes, back when people weren’t so sensitive and you could joke about anything

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Brad Hartliep
Brad Hartliep

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TJ Marx
TJ Marx

The Humpty Dumpty jokes fail because it's a rhyme about a powerful defensive canon that fell off it's wall mount during a siege. The remaining forces were then unable to repel the invading force and were overtaken and slaughtered. It's a war time rhyme to remind populations not to put all of their defences in a single unit. That's why eggs aren't mentioned in the rhyme. They added as an egg by Lewis Carroll to try to make the rhyme more commercially suitable for children.

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Rob Irvine
Rob Irvine

That is a story with zero historical proof.

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riad benahmed
riad benahmed

star trek Ds9 talked about interpreting Boy who Cried Wolf as meaning "never tell the same lie twice" long before this stand up. Was wondering if this is just a coincidence, or if Ricky had seen Ds9 before, or if this alternative interpretation was formulated long before and Ds9 and Ricky both used it. cant find anything online to answer this

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johnny5wd
johnny5wd

@Rob Irvine Not similar. Identical. Riad Benahmed is right. Doesn't matter who thought it up though, it's still funny. Just enjoy. :)

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Rob Irvine
Rob Irvine

Are you really confused by "Sometimes people think similar thoughts over a 27 year period"?

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Ricky Darcilover
Ricky Darcilover

Little red Riding Hood was confronted by the big bad wolf in the forest. The big bad wolf said, "Little Red Riding Hood, I'm going to eat you all up." Little red riding hood said, "Orrr doesn't anyone f**k any more?

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Darren Taylor
Darren Taylor

Shyt never seems to change.

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Rob Rob
Rob Rob

That's an ill-fitting suit...

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kageseb
kageseb

Elim Garak (played by Andrew Robinson) from Star trek Deep space nine made the same point about Peter and the wolf with the same punchline. DS9 S3E20 improbable cause. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cl66ilQCCNs&t=7s

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riad benahmed
riad benahmed

yeah i was wondering if Ricky took from that or if this interpretation of boy who cried wolf is even older that Ds9

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Caryl Cook
Caryl Cook

It should be mandatory to have a comedian in the White house!

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Janice M
Janice M

Both suits were probably made by exploited labour, one retailer was savvy enough to mark it up.

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Marc Zander
Marc Zander

Is the laughing a playback?

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Evil Joshy
Evil Joshy

Never tell the same lie twice. I heard that from Star Trek lol

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Trevor Dennis
Trevor Dennis

I love just about everything Ricky Gervais does, but I have not previously realized how similar his style is to Eddie Izzard. All those little pauses filled with 'errrs' and 'ahhhs'. Humpty Dumpy, who shouldn't have been able to climb up a wall, is very like Eddie's joke about Daleks who you could escape from by climbing some stairs.

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Pushing 30
Pushing 30

I love his Karl impression.. It's spot on

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Ben Featherstone
Ben Featherstone

I cant tell his style apart from Eddie Izzard 🤔 Jus noticed they're the same

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ROB-IN-PHILLY
ROB-IN-PHILLY

It's worse not to buy the cheap goods...Ricky just stole food out of poor people's mouths...Good job ya fuckin piker!

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dumbo7429
dumbo7429

What about all those children stories and bible stories which have moral.

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Peter
Peter

It is a difficult problem. I am all for improving wages, but one needs to take into account that some payment is better than zero payment. I like you Ricky but sometimes you also need to think through what you say. Wages have been rising maybe no as fast as we would like and poverty levels are dropping

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Nicholas Alandt
Nicholas Alandt

#lol

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Damon Aura
Damon Aura

C U Y.

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Rose Sacks
Rose Sacks

"never tell the same lie twice" 🤣

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The Bloody Aussie Battler Podcast
The Bloody Aussie Battler Podcast

Jack and Jill went up the hill To fetch a pail of water Jill came down with half a crown But not for fetching water!

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Tom
Tom

Cant wait for this to show up again in my recommendation in 4 years time

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Andrew Johnson
Andrew Johnson

The fact that people think that the £150 suit wasn’t made in the exact same sweat shop is part of the problem.

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AllSeeingEye ofGod
AllSeeingEye ofGod

God-on-High wrote the DNA Codes, because Evolution by RANDOM Mutation is proven to be Mathematically Impossible >>> 1) STUDY the OKAZAKI FRAGMENTS Process, for God's sake and your own !!! That Process, can NEVER have arisen by Darwin's BLIND LUCK !!! 2) Dear Evolutionist, The first thing you need to understand is, Charles Darwin did NOT make the animals & plant Life on Earth. Furthermore, neither did Darwinian “random mutation” assemble Life on Earth. Random mutation has the following problems ; 1) Mutation is only known to SUBTRACT information from the genome – not to ADD info. ie) A beast ( Emu, Ostrich) might LOSE wings through mutation, but no beast will GAIN wings ; not even half a wing or a quarter of a wing ! The other problem with Random Mutation/Assembly is, mathematicians compute that Life CANNOT be assembled by a Random Process … The statistical probability Against even ONE protein forming by “accident” is a 1 in 10 to the 180th power chance, which is measured as “OPERATIONALLY IMPOSSIBLE “. ( If your horse has 1 in 100 Chance of winning the Race, that is 1 in 10 to the 2nd power.. ) Here is a 5 minute video explaining OPERATIONALLY IMPOSSIBLE. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JQ3hUlU0vR4&t=144s IF you want a long video on this same Issue, here it is >>> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sq8McNGHrOU&t=1387s ( The above video , especially between 34th minute and 37th minute , reveals there is just NO WAY that any Random Process of Darwinism could create or shape Life ! ) Evolution Theory is NOT hard science ; it barely goes beyond the level of Conjecture. Here are some short videos explaining, the Holes in Evolution Theory are about a million times bigger than the brickwork >>> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SOtGb8hKyWE https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KeMJn_wd8Wo https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=031swKKakB0 Darwinism & Evolution, are actually PHILOSOPHY not Science !!! Here are some short videos explaining that fact … https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=58Tf_HUZros&t=3s https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NJhuplCE7WE https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AM-H6NxdCd4 Darwinism , the viewpoint that “Blind Luck” created Life, is already a KNOWN “Flat Earth “theory. It cannot be ! So what does that leave us with ? STUDY of the complexity of Living Cells and their organs, components , suggests strongly that this organic nano-machinery reveals, INTELLIGENT DESIGN… design by , God-on-High, or The Supreme Being, if you will. HERE is a classic video or 2 on INTELLIGENT DESIGN >>> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tzj8iXiVDT8&t=1579s Charles Darwin had no electron microscope ; could NOT see the complexity of nano-machinery in MITOSIS here… WATCH this video of MITOSIS, in particular the “copy & paste “ procedure of OKAZAKI fragments and , you see a process that could ONLY come into existence by INTELLIGENT DESIGN ; not luck ! Cutting & Pasting the d.n.a. like a miniature Pierre Cardin Tailor, is self-evidently IMPOSSIBLE to be, by but Blind Luck… https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yqESR7E4b_8&t=22s https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TEQMeP9GG6M More INTELLIGENT DESIGN accepted >>> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fqiXgtDdEwM&t=273s Here is the Scientific Comedian AGAINST Darwinism; Dr D.Berlinski https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=puJnrZW6E14 https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=S89IskZI740 AND, here is a scientific video revealing the huge problems of Evolution Theory, that a 15 year old can understand >>> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VUZna4aA1fQ&t=162s ooo000ooo Here is a short document, explaining that aTheism is a very poor explanation for the existence of the Universe >>> http://www.bibleprobe.com/thermodynamics.htm Last but not least on this list, I give you below Dr William Lane Craig, pointing out to Chris Hitchens, that mathematically only a Miracle ! could have created Humankind, therefore establishing the existence of the Miracle-MAKER, God-on-High… https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NOJRSmrrM0o&t=106s Dear Friend, IF YOU HAVE STUDIED all I have supplied above, you then KNOW that pure Darwinism is a Dead-Man-Walking… DEAD like a Dodo… kept alive like a corpse on life-support machine… IF Evolution is happening at all, then THE ONLY WAY it can be happening , is through GUIDANCE BY GOD a.k.a Guided Evolution , or Theistic Evolution >>> https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Theistic_evolution So… do you wish to find God ??? ??? ??? HERE are some short UNCONVENTIONAL videos, to help you find, The Supreme Being, a.k.a. God-on-High… https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1mFRUGDY8Ao&t=18s https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xVUvEy8BbkU https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Bsel8hEp4HM https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pHn2zFU6-zY https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7FEykDoaTHg&list=PL265F05E8E1E063FB Here is The Bhagavad Gita, for good measure… https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZuRvBoLu4t0&t=5s https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Bhagavad_Gita https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8g90E9nBnyE Here is The Gospel of John, in audio book & movie form >>> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=47OkuvT5JFo&t=4928s HERE is my own “hand-made” video : ) https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gdcOGFUQAag&t=14s Have a Nice Day : ) from The All-Seeing Eye … P.S. The Judaeo-Christian Bible was written over millennium ; the further back in time you go, the less accurate it is. The New Testament therefore, being most recent, is most accurate. Events such as Noah’s Ark ; Noah was probably a Carpentry Genius who figured out how to rapidly convert houses & barns into a huge Floating Barge, thereby surviving a nasty, deadly flood. Wild animals too probably clambered on to this Barge… thereby the Legend of Noah’s Ark.. Noah’s Ark probably “saved the world” of ONE large river plain ; NOT the entire Earth ! Jonah, was probably rescued by a Dolphin cetacean NOT a Whale, And probably lived ON its back, not IN its mouth but FROM its mouth the Dolphin may have given Jonah , fish to eat at sea… EVERYTHING written in our Bible, is rooted in SOME Truth or other, albeit perhaps not literally exactly so… To understand, you really sometimes need to… THINK OUTSIDE THE BOX !!!

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AllSeeingEye ofGod
AllSeeingEye ofGod

@NEM 1) What you are describing, essentially fits the definition, of MICRO-Evolution, ( the differences between brothers, the differences between Horses & Mules ) NOT MACRO-Evolution. 2) FURTHERMORE, there is no way to say whether any DNA code changes were i) RANDOM mutation or ii) The actual HAND-of-GOD !!! manipulating the Codes... FIRING Torpedo ONE at you !!! >>> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PSgHqDck0xI TORPEDO TWO !! >>> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=031swKKakB0 Can you stay afloat, after TORPEDO THREE !!! >>> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AM-H6NxdCd4

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NEM
NEM

Italian wall lizards introduced to a tiny island off the coast of Croatia are evolving in ways that would normally take millions of years to play out. In just a few decades the 5-inch-long (13-centimetres) lizards have developed a completely new gut structure, larger heads, and a harder bite, In 1971, scientists transplanted five adult pairs of the reptiles from their original island home in _Pod Kopiste_ to the tiny neighboring island of _Pod Mrcaru,_ both in the south Adriatic Sea. Genetic testing on the Pod Mrcaru lizards confirmed that the modern population of more than 5,000 Italian wall lizards are all descendants of the original ten lizards left behind in the 1970s. While the experiment was more than 30 years in the making, it was not by design. After scientists transplanted the reptiles, the Croatian War of Independence erupted, ending in the mid-1990s. The researchers couldn't get back to island because of the war, In 2004, however, tourism began to open back up, allowing researchers access to the island laboratory. They didn't know if they would find a lizard there and had no idea if the original introductions were successful, What they found, however, was shocking! The new habitat once had its own healthy population of lizards, which were less aggressive than the new implants. The new species wiped out the indigenous lizard populations. The transplanted lizards adapted to their new environment in ways that expedited their evolution physically. Pod Mrcaru, for example, had an abundance of plants for the primarily insect-eating lizards to munch on. Physically, however, the lizards were not built to digest a vegetarian diet. Researchers found that the lizards developed cecal valves muscles between the large and small intestine that slowed down food digestion in fermenting chambers, which allowed their bodies to process the vegetation's cellulose into volatile fatty acids. They evolved an expanded gut to allow them to process these leaves, it was something that had not been documented before. This was a brand-new structure. Along with the ability to digest plants came the ability to bite harder, powered by a head that had grown longer and wider. The rapid physical evolution also sparked changes in the lizard's social and behavioral structure, for one, the plentiful food sources allowed for easier reproduction and a denser population. The lizard also dropped some of its territorial defenses. Such physical transformation in just 30 lizard generations takes evolution to a whole new level. It would be akin to humans evolving and growing a new appendix in several hundred years, that's unparalleled, what's most important is how fast this is! The study demonstrates that a lot of evolutionary change happens quickly especially in island environments.

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Julio Anzueto
Julio Anzueto

How about teaching morals to members of congress, trump and White House administration, Supreme Court

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William Gustav K2
William Gustav K2

1:59 god is a myth

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Mark
Mark

You can’t even talk without swearing you have nothing of value to teach children. Your an egomaniac

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Adam Weber
Adam Weber

humpty dumty was about a massive canon

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Dark Rainbow
Dark Rainbow

Twun’y noine quid vo. 🇬🇧

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Steven Last
Steven Last

Jack and Jill went up the hill they each had a buck and a quarter Jill came down with two and a half you know they didn't go up for water.

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Boban Milanovic
Boban Milanovic

why is it wrong to buy something that poor, hungry people/children have made? are they going to be better if they get no money? i have been in china and seen a lot of poor children doing various things to earn some money. some of them were selling fruits, streetfood and the poorest of all (those who couldn't even acchive to buy something to resell it) were selling simple pictures. so what i have done is i bought from the poorest children some of their products. i think by this they get the best help one can give them.

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chris talmeth
chris talmeth

Boban Milanovic I understand your point and I think it makes sense. I just also think that it’s best to buy what they’re selling for the price it’s worth. That is what I think. I’m not trying to be philosophical I was just explaining Ricky’s point. Obviously he’s a comedian and not a philosopher, so he’s making a joke with it, but if you’re trying to help poor folk, simply buying what they’re selling whilst they’re a being cheated coldly isn’t enough. You might have to do the stupid analysis to find better ways to help out.

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Boban Milanovic
Boban Milanovic

@chris talmeth i have no idea if you have understood anything of what i've said. so - i repeat it in simple words: no parents in this world would let their children do hard work if they had other choices. so those who are working MUST work to earn money for food and to simply survive. and to thelp somebody who is that poor it is the best to buy what he is selling and not to do stupid philosophical analysis about economy and ethical questions!

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chris talmeth
chris talmeth

Boban Milanovic it’s only wrong because it’s cold business. These Sports players get paid millions of dollars to play, not because they are doing the work’s worth, but because the money is being made from them. So imagine having billions of dollars being made, and paying the people who are basically making you the money cents and giving them poor working conditions. It’s not a bad business move; business wise it’s simply a heavy bargain. It is a poor moral move, and may come off as greed if looked at introspectively. I do agree that they are making something, and they’d be grateful for that, but it becomes insulting when you discover you’re being played heavily. You know what they say though “business men are conmen who haven’t been caught”. Which is what we all are honestly.

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Monte Taylor
Monte Taylor

So..he thinks teaching kids to buy more and lie more is good? It's so hard to not see the propaganda everywhere

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madison imogen
madison imogen

Love this guy.

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Gerard Gallagher
Gerard Gallagher

There’s no “e” in morals. 🙄

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Chris Anthymum
Chris Anthymum

would that be Ricky Morales? Morals you muppet!

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Scott Humphreys
Scott Humphreys

I love morales con carne. They're delicious. I don't approve of child labor. Even better with sour cream and guac.

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post boredom
post boredom

Thanks to those who posted about Humpty Dumpty.. It's why i strolled down here.

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Pawel Rybicki
Pawel Rybicki

I think this it the suit jacket micheal Scott wore. Miss-terious hahahaha

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Just A Guy
Just A Guy

They never say Humpty is an Egg. :P

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Joseph Brown
Joseph Brown

Thumbs down for the obvious click bait title. Morales, gmafb

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Amy Houghton
Amy Houghton

I love how you use common sense to teach( red pill) people, and make them think. God bless. And yes HE is real.

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jaymz1999
jaymz1999

Amy Houghton How do you know?

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Author of my own thoughts
Author of my own thoughts

When I was young I had found an old obscure book in the library that claimed to pronounce the origins of many well known nursery rhymes And right now the only one that comes back to me is "Rubba dub dub 3 men in the tub . The butcher the baker the candle stick maker." It said It was meant as a taunt to the 3 mentioned and that in ancient times a tub of a mercury solution would be drawn from town to town . it was suppose to kill what ales ya. and it was expensive to bath in for a time but that was suppose to be how it was done. And to save money people shared the tub space at any one session. It particularly mentioned they wanted relief from the Clap. I remember that cause I didn't know what that was and had to search for the meaning.

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Tobiemoss
Tobiemoss

It's spelt morals you think c***.

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C. Noble
C. Noble

Walt Disney changed American fairy TALES. Mickey Mouse roldan worship idols.

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C. Noble
C. Noble

Guess jeans wickedness in fashion Corporations ❗

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whisperingmists
whisperingmists

Ricky is now Garak from Star Trek DS9.

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troop546
troop546

Who's morales?

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Jenn D
Jenn D

Woah Ricky's lost some beef over the years

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Séverin Official
Séverin Official

his sense of humor is priceless

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Vidyasagar Val
Vidyasagar Val

If u stopped sweatshops those people nothing to eat They die from hunger🙄 World is not that simple

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Tom Chamberlain
Tom Chamberlain

Why did nobody teach me about Morales?

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David Plain
David Plain

I like Ricky but couldn't understand half of what he said, even after rewinding several times!!!

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Andreas Timmann
Andreas Timmann

2:48 as eloquently stated by Garak on Deep Space 9.

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Torrn intwo
Torrn intwo

Glad someone commented on this.

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GTB
GTB

Who’s Morales?

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Blind Mown
Blind Mown

Next clip should be "Teaching Children how to count to Juan Hundred"

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