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Lol his Dorian impression is just peter griffin
The last man didn't calculate in weight compression, what a noob.
I don't use social media much, so I thought Sc: meant source.
2:21 I got one! People use it on me alot :) "Are you corona? Cause I don't want you"
I would chose jack out of the 3 of them CAT BROS
bloody hell is it that loose? clapped
on the last one it isn't 16 inches it's 18 inches, he got the math right tho
0:37 oof I broke my leg and now I am broke because I had to pay for a ambulance and I dont have free health so now I have to pay that on top of my student debt and I will now become homeless ahah I love america (are teeth are actually better than us so stfu look up the dentists records us was below eu)
Daily meme Meme: i know whos stupid and sounds like a owl Meme reader:who Meme: exactly
Who let scps have tinder profiles
When someone starts a convo with 'Heyoo' I always reply with 'Here comes yhe danger up in this club' noone ever understands
this dude's laugh restores me back to full hp
EmKay sounds like he actually wants to do his job when he makes his videos. I like that
5ft to 6ft6 is not 16 inches.
03:21 05:01 06:34
this is so much better than that text-to-speech bullshit!
12:10 that's great maths and all, except there are 12 inches in a foot, not 10. Hail Metric!
3:21 "I'm there to disapoint real people, not robots" damn i felt that lmao 😂
I especially love it when you clap out people’s names it’s the cutest thing in the world marry me
Damien you’re my fav EmKayer
3:22 mood (literally me tho)
Did I hear chills when you said number 5?
Me: **watching people mess up their matches on dating apps** Also me: You guys get matches?
4:05 thats a scene from brooklyn99.
Would definitely choose jack the cat person NO cAp
5:13 WHAT THE FUCK!? HOW THE FUCK DOES THIS GUY LOOK LIKE ME!?!?
Did it bother anyone else that the last one's math was wrong? (They calculated for 16 inches of growth which would put the person at 6'4", not 6'6")
love the Brooklyn Nine nine scene in there lmao
4:27 for anyone that doesn't get it, it's from an amazing show called Brooklyn 99
Update: That couple who talked to each other after huge gaps, ended up dating after 3 years and are actually happy together :D
Oh shit really? How'd you find out?
The one at 6:51 is a friends refference lol
I'd post some quirky texts on here but my like/message ratio is 0.00%
4:06 The transition in voice was perfect!
9:38 my… my name is lauren…
3:25 the dinners or the people?
what makes the last one even funnier is that 5' to 6'6" is 18 inches, not 16
4:04 OH MY GOOOOOOOODDD!!! A BROOKLYN 99 REFERENCE!
More soop please
Heeeey, it’s Matthew and son
2:22 I wonder if he replied yet
10:56 me: alright through the secret fire place entrance in my modern minecraft house and go 60 blocks below the surface into my very secure bunker that you need to A: know the lever code and B: have a level 6 keycard to enter and live in there for a while (also there are shops mini games and a WORKING 9X12 PRINTER)
10:23 but Romeo and Juliet was a tragic tale not a love story.
Lil uzi way bigger then 6'6
“Now number five” that shi had me dead
That number 5 was such a good impression 😂😂😂
Are we not gonna discuss the holy grail that is 9:59 I thought that was the cutest thing ever. Don't @ me if it's fake cause Idk that
10:56 No i am... Add me on PS4 DaMemeLordParker
Are you the coronavirus because you've been infecting my thoughts
Are you coronavirus bc I don't want to be out in public with you
My 2 favourite pickup lines are #1. I put the STD in stud, all i need is U And #2 wana get maccas drive-thru and go do butt stuff behind the dumpster bin
I'm addicted to damiens laugh, he sounds like Ron Funches if he was white and from boston
My name's also Lacey XD
I was watching tv n as soon as he said ka ching someone made a basket
R u a redstone block, because you make my piston extend
The B99 one. GOALS LITERAL GOALS
I want one of God with the bio: "People's lives aren't the only thing I'm good at skrewing"
Didn’t get the Brooklyn 99 reference I see
Has anyone noticed the potato guy in multiple tinder vids?-
12:13 you would need two more inches to make 5’ into 6’6 5’ + 16 in 16 in = 1’4
He did the first part wrong but hen the second part right
damn the brooklyn 99 reference got me
7:24 thefunny thing with the hellos is that the names are relatif(english mit first languese) to star wars
SCP-2399 released many dopamine chemicals into my cerebral cortex where it then sent a fast and quick electric charge down my neck to my mouth and vocal cord where I then let out a "heh" from my vocal cord after relaxing my jaw.
“Are you a earthquake? Cuz i’m falling for you” Would be another god natural disaster pickup line
1:52 Goddess of gacha
I have a question, would it be assault if you try to give someone a paper cut.
Oh Bella .. niceeee
I'm living for this guy's laugh 😂😂
Bella's from Alabama man, it's normal there. If you don't already have something going with the family pig.
I have broken the code! https://youtu.be/0ZVM_O3u4c4?t=590 -She is the one who wanted to be the wife in the relation ship, and they adopted two kids
HESE PEOPLE NEED TO CHARGE THEIR PHONE OMG
I didn't think anything of the last one until I actually paid attention if you go from five foot two six foot six that wouldn't be 16 inches that would be 6 foot 4. it would be 18 inches. MY HEAD HURTS ( and yes I'm streesing about someone doing math incorrectly I'm that person)
I literally can't.. I'm halfway through the vid by now. At work. And I'm trying so hard not to laugh, cuz my boss is doing rounds
11:50 ye ye 16 inch from 5' to 6'6 ye ye 12"+6"= 16" ye ye
At 12:08 the guy did the math wrong. He did 16 inches but from 5 foot to 6'6 it's 18 inches
8:44 r/nicegirls lol
11:49 mans did all that math but got the number of inches wrong- it should be 18 inches, not 16
Dorian came to us to Gone from bahamas broke up To scotland
Bella did say she was from Charleston... assuming she’s from the states, could be South Carolina ¯\_(ツ)_/¯ 9:32
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