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Shadowwolf212
Shadowwolf212

“I will waterboard you with compliments till you accept them as valid” I’ve been flash banged by words

Vor Tag
Og rat
Og rat

Jack you could have said 12345 welcome back to emkay my guy

Vor Tag
【senpai.yazzi】
【senpai.yazzi】

3:14 aye bro can you do it again? I was milking my pet fish

Vor Tag
Kitty Bat 420
Kitty Bat 420

I had to rewind 6:50 several times just because of the accent change and the trail off causing me to die of laughter

Vor 3 Tage
Iffypedia
Iffypedia

Who else googled mitochondrea?

Vor 7 Tage
hapymare
hapymare

Jupiter

Vor 10 Tage
darkwaterseraphim
darkwaterseraphim

I know they blame japan for the sibling fetish, but I think V.C. Andrews also needs to take some of the blame for that, too.

Vor 19 Tage
SugarShy
SugarShy

Am I the only one who paused the video right after the first meme , and tried it 😂

Vor 23 Tage
Joshua Mendez
Joshua Mendez

15:46 because SWEET HOME ALABAMA

Vor 25 Tage
真冥王ガーグライマーmkII改
真冥王ガーグライマーmkII改

Actually the step-sister thing in anime is more commonly...not even step-sister, either distant cousin or adopted sister was more common. Of course there are some step sisters from their single parents getting married again.

Vor 26 Tage
Gerard Isaac
Gerard Isaac

Condemns?

Vor 26 Tage
LadyZubat
LadyZubat

jack im begging you please use "My name is Jack, the snack that smiles back" in a tender video!

Vor 28 Tage
Screaming Cat
Screaming Cat

Me who doesn't like life or food that's good for me: *hah! Jokes on you, I like suffering because I don't deserve happiness*

Vor 28 Tage
deccy
deccy

17:50 he wants to cvm on her face jack.

Vor 29 Tage
Leonalielee
Leonalielee

Just coming here to comment that the meme from the thumbnail is something my dad actually did and it landed him his current fiance

Vor Monat
glorious gaming
glorious gaming

5:25 Them meet irl Him:So how's your day been have you enjoyed your holiday Her:I can only speak in time help be for I comit a crime

Vor Monat
ArtyJayWolf
ArtyJayWolf

When my college shows up in the video-

Vor Monat
GameZedd
GameZedd

7:06 WHY DID YOU CUT THAT EARLY? WE NEED IT CLIPPED SO WE CAN SEND IT TO PEOPLE!!!!!!!

Vor Monat
Alejandro Francetich
Alejandro Francetich

Cucumber = Cool 😎

Vor Monat
The king in yellow, Messiah of hastur
The king in yellow, Messiah of hastur

I was listening to this with headphones and at 3:20 I felt very uncomfortable.

Vor Monat
Jikill
Jikill

intro should’ve been “1, 2, 3 4 5, Welcome back to Emkay, guys”

Vor Monat
Lizandra Padilla
Lizandra Padilla

I was gonna say something then I would get on r/wooosh

Vor 23 Tage
PanickBoi
PanickBoi

Fun fact: i wasted several seconds of your time.

Vor Monat
Alex Chalmers
Alex Chalmers

That account name Shostacovid fucking killed me.

Vor Monat
Twin Snakes Studios
Twin Snakes Studios

“Ask for consent” - The *original* chad

Vor Monat
Ali Abid
Ali Abid

LUKE CORREIA IN AN EMKAY VIDEO?! if that ain't perfection i dont know what is

Vor Monat
Holy HellFire
Holy HellFire

These videos made my depression happy

Vor Monat
Mode
Mode

Jack's voice acting is legendary

Vor Monat
alexlion0511
alexlion0511

21:16 can i have context

Vor Monat
alexlion0511
alexlion0511

@Namenloses Toast damn ok

Vor 26 Tage
Namenloses Toast
Namenloses Toast

No

Vor 26 Tage
FaithVA
FaithVA

3:13 I would sit down and turn on the lord of the rings extended version

Vor Monat
original content
original content

17:52 he means he's going to finish on her face

Vor Monat
ksalol
ksalol

hannah and racecar are both the same flipped around

Vor Monat
Gaming Roo
Gaming Roo

I know the people in the did you get number 4 on dynamics but none of them are named Mady

Vor Monat
Sandra Copenhaver
Sandra Copenhaver

I don't know why but whenever I picture when somebody asked "if I was naked and standing in front of you right now" all I can picture is like the dude wrapping around her like an octopus limbs all prehensile and stuff while she's just standing there all stiff... And that's the picture I got ever since I was little because literally that's kind of the grandfather of pick up lines.

Vor Monat
Ozzy Helix
Ozzy Helix

tinder is basically the irl version of rent a girlfriend

Vor Monat
Man with no parents
Man with no parents

That intro was black metal af

Vor Monat
JoshBenji Ferrell
JoshBenji Ferrell

11:29 and thus nazi hentai was born for some god forsaken reason

Vor Monat
Derrik Walker
Derrik Walker

Every second of my life is depressing because I’ve lost a great friend and I’ll never find them again

Vor Monat
Local Cooking Utensil
Local Cooking Utensil

1:11 I feel bad for her. My cat died at the beginning of this year and the other day I was getting my stuff from the car with my sister and 2 people walked by us and asked something along the lines of "Hey have you lived here for long?" My sister: "Yes? Why?" Them: "Didn't you use to have a cat around here?" (He was a street cat that decided to live with us so he was either in our house, at someone else's house or outside our house) My sister then had to explain that our cat died months ago and I felt so awkward. This has happened a couple times, including with a dog and their owner (I still feel bad for the dog) The dude proceeded to apologise or something saying something about how people and even the dogs loved him.

Vor Monat
Kyle Kautz
Kyle Kautz

Ah Tinder... Aka spending months on it and no one talks to you

Vor Monat
lina thun
lina thun

17:50 i litery gett it and im 13

Vor Monat
Pikapie1000 /Xgoldenxfreddy
Pikapie1000 /Xgoldenxfreddy

7:03 that sound like Samuel Hayden from Doom

Vor Monat
Sprox [CZ]
Sprox [CZ]

Fun fact: in czech republic hi means ahoj (pronounced as ahoy) or čau (pronounced like chau)

Vor Monat
Shuichi Saihara
Shuichi Saihara

1,2,3 4 5. You guys are keeping Emkay alive

Vor Monat
Quentin Bonafede
Quentin Bonafede

Nah nah nah nah, if it hurts that bad, change the profile pic. You KNOW people are gonna mention

Vor Monat
Gorffeld
Gorffeld

3:20 made me cry from fear

Vor Monat
BeanEmperor
BeanEmperor

1:12: NOOOOOOOOO

Vor Monat
Shortfuze💣
Shortfuze💣

The fact that they tried to make 18+ crap of underage Sonic characters makes me disappointed in humanity

Vor Monat
lady fatass
lady fatass

Lol the Jamaican accent.. as a person who is of Jamaican background.. LMFAO

Vor Monat
Kiki
Kiki

Honestly just wanted him to say "hi I'm jack the one who makes you(r) crack"

Vor Monat
Tunsu Alexandru
Tunsu Alexandru

This emkay is kinda sussy baka. Sounds ghei and apparently hates alpha males, but also knows he's a beta and worships alphas xD

Vor 2 Monate
ymmij X
ymmij X

... what are you. what collision of social groups resulted in you and why haven't you recovered enough to get over it yet?

Vor Monat
Creeper Bone 5000
Creeper Bone 5000

If I ever got tinder, I wouldn’t use it for dating, I’d just use it to show pictures of my dog

Vor 2 Monate
Expired ~
Expired ~

3:15 HOLY OMG 😳😳😳😳😳👌

Vor 2 Monate
Will Sith
Will Sith

I really wanna know what was in his profile that made her want him dead...

Vor 2 Monate

4:09 And guess what? I like my men to be *wait I don’t like men*

Vor 2 Monate
Nelle Deer
Nelle Deer

That fanart! I love it! So adorable! ✨😻✨

Vor 2 Monate
Christoph Singer
Christoph Singer

okay so tell me how a guy smashing his stepsister is incest

Vor 2 Monate
Blank overworld
Blank overworld

16:35 hmmm

Vor 2 Monate
Powpowman 18
Powpowman 18

16:36 that one sting in horror movies

Vor 2 Monate
Zach Hills
Zach Hills

Hey Jack how does it feel to come from a country that lost to flightless birds

Vor 2 Monate
Emily Moore
Emily Moore

They're talking about a special face mask with the future kids joke lmfao

Vor 2 Monate
mothman lol
mothman lol

What did hell-guy have on his profile O.O

Vor 2 Monate
Sirperfluous
Sirperfluous

I've heard a lot of bad australian accents but yours was very impressively good

Vor 2 Monate
Snowzy
Snowzy

I must ask why this video can be played in 4k

Vor 2 Monate
nick riley
nick riley

17:34 Poor, sweet and innocent Jack

Vor 2 Monate
Mr Krabs
Mr Krabs

mike pence deserved it

Vor 2 Monate
Michael vorhees
Michael vorhees

All this tells me is that people in my country are boring af

Vor 2 Monate
Leustra Gaming
Leustra Gaming

She thought something sexual, He meant Digital Photography, I thought DR. PEPPER

Vor 2 Monate
Sharpy the Dutchy
Sharpy the Dutchy

the "hello, we're the Nazis, we're here to conger" thing sounds so wrong if you realise that "kanker" means cancer, as in the decease in multible languages

Vor 2 Monate
AvaAvalon
AvaAvalon

"I don't have any kids, but If you want you can meet my futures ones face to face" I don't get it From the back: HE WANTS TO BLOW HIS STUFF ON HER FACE

Vor 2 Monate
Mahi's Melodies
Mahi's Melodies

Glad the *STOP. TALKING* were there to keep this pg XD

Vor 2 Monate
Sinicry
Sinicry

people who only want guys over 6'0 are the human embodiment of the feeling of chewing on grape skin

Vor 2 Monate
Valk
Valk

17:43 He means the 40 million and 1.2 billion of children that'll be spat on her face.

Vor 2 Monate
Cosmicecho 1987
Cosmicecho 1987

6:10 OMG GUZMEN Y GOMEZ IS MY FAVOURITE FAST FOOD RESTAURANT AND I JUST GOT SO MUCH JOY WITH JACK MENTIONING IT

Vor 2 Monate
Sush1_bro
Sush1_bro

I just realized the first one is romanian :)

Vor 2 Monate
Kermit The frog
Kermit The frog

On the baked beans one: the girl thought it was funny, went along w it I think

Vor 3 Monate
Lar Rackell
Lar Rackell

16:35 that SOUND

Vor 3 Monate
Matthew Herren
Matthew Herren

"Also don't date for the destination witch is marriage date for the journey. Marriage should just be a convenient why not, we're not in 1842 anymore it's not a necessity to live life" i've never watched your videos before but you get a sub just for that.

Vor 3 Monate
BlueDingo 135
BlueDingo 135

4:08 that was great, i cant stop laughing

Vor 3 Monate
Jazzy Kat
Jazzy Kat

Bruh I also had a cat named Beans

Vor 3 Monate
sievert54
sievert54

Ik nobody asked but my bd is 23rd Aug

Vor 3 Monate
MediocreGachaVideos
MediocreGachaVideos

First person was Romanian ayyyyy

Vor 3 Monate
Mango's gotta Tango
Mango's gotta Tango

The taxidermy one wad my favorite

Vor 3 Monate
MaliciousMisari
MaliciousMisari

17:48 Bruh he wanna jizz that face xD

Vor 3 Monate
SpringLeaf12
SpringLeaf12

8:46 ,,,, I hear creatively and I can only think of dhmis

Vor 3 Monate
LlamaLord
LlamaLord

S T O P T A L K I N G

Vor 3 Monate
Iustin Serban
Iustin Serban

0:06 The screenshot was taken în romania

Vor 3 Monate
beans on toast
beans on toast

poor cat i wonder what happened to it

Vor 3 Monate
Darth Revan
Darth Revan

19:36 I didn't you Narcissus was on Tinder

Vor 3 Monate
athen tdm
athen tdm

1:07 I had a cat with that name.

Vor 3 Monate
Andru
Andru

Lmao the first one's language is Romanian

Vor 3 Monate
Madnessers Grunters
Madnessers Grunters

Oh Jesus help us the first post in the intro is in Romania and was 2 kilometres away oh god

Vor 3 Monate
Shadow Panther
Shadow Panther

Sigh isn’t that bad for you to do anything with you or your family and I just want you know I don’t understand what you’re doing I mean you know what I want you and I just don’t wanna to say that I just want you know I love it I just don’t wanna know how to get it out for me to do it and Just a lot of auto fill

Vor 3 Monate
Springtrap 1987
Springtrap 1987

I found someone who A: Doesn't like good food (or food at all) and B: Doesn't like life They don't have a gender tho.. Its me lol

Vor 3 Monate
TeeDogz
TeeDogz

17:40 "I want to put my baby seeds on your face"

Vor 3 Monate
Tobi dk
Tobi dk

"the anti christ has awoken"

Vor 3 Monate
our overlord the potato
our overlord the potato

Ngl If I was the baked beans girl I would go on a date

Vor 3 Monate
Derk_Mage
Derk_Mage

I chose this to watch instead of an Episode of *To Your Eternity* ...

Vor 3 Monate
Josh Nohl
Josh Nohl

this is Tanner with US think happens

Vor 3 Monate
ana lasouris
ana lasouris

3:17 Jack I will pay you actual money pls

Vor 3 Monate
BrianDoesYT
BrianDoesYT

“hey guys welcome back to EmKay, guess whos back? its jack!”

Vor 3 Monate

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