r/Thathappened | no, you didn't

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i ate like a whole fricken cow in 1 MINUTE and i wasn't even full because i know that i can take on three more

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Noire Toilet
Noire Toilet

13:12 _WOOOW HOW CONVENIENT_

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thejammieman
thejammieman

bals

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Liu’s Doodles
Liu’s Doodles

8:34 that fight scene is from the Netflix show "Kobra Kai” (a sequel of the original movies of Karate Kid), it’s really good I recommend it a lot! ^^

Vor 11 Tage
MagicSaffron
MagicSaffron

One day I went to Walmart and stole 8 Nintendo switches, dodging every employee. The manager was so impressed he let me own the entire store and keep the Nintendo switches. Everyone clapped.

Vor 13 Tage
Jaden
Jaden

9:22 this is completely unrelated but i have misophonia, too!

Vor 15 Tage
M30W010
M30W010

9:04 Its self defense but you do learn to fight

Vor 15 Tage
Quinn Justice
Quinn Justice

First person to like is Gay

Vor 16 Tage
Trexpr0ggles
Trexpr0ggles

alternate title r/cringe

Vor 20 Tage
boomspdool
boomspdool

I got changed at four pm And then everyone clapped

Vor 27 Tage
DankDesmondo
DankDesmondo

When I was at school the teacher surprised me with a pop quiz and when I got to the part that asked for the date I wrote “yes please! See you soon!” I got an A+++++ and the teacher became my girlfriend, then everyone clapped. We even went on a field trip to NASA and I was messing around on the computers, the CEO of NASA came up to me, said “How did you manage to make a system that we’ve been trying to create for years in 5 minutes?” 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂 (true story). Also did I forgot to mention that everyone clapped and I got in the news and I also became the CEO of NASA at only 7 years old 😂😂😂

Vor 28 Tage
Mark Walker
Mark Walker

Wait this is the same fan art as last time.

Vor Monat
Jay Berry
Jay Berry

One time I tried to kill the worlds greatest lover, then I found out there are laws against suicide,

Vor Monat
Amogus_sussy5
Amogus_sussy5

One time I found a mouse in my baked beans, everyone clapped.

Vor Monat
Andrea De Bernardis
Andrea De Bernardis

when you look at it, r/thathappened is a mix between r/iamverybadass and r/quityourbullshit

Vor Monat
Linksis
Linksis

as a person who had karate lessons and a green belt, i cannot understand why karate is the first thing coming up to peoples mind when trying to flex, this martial art is known for being used in defense purposes, not attack, as almost all the moves involves missing or blocking attacks...

Vor Monat
Second Draft
Second Draft

I played Ghost Hunter Corps and exorcised the ghost on the first try. I didn't even actually know what I was doing. My crush was there and told me how hot I am. They said they couldn't believe how good I was at the game and then I got laid. My parents clapped.

Vor Monat
Nxxch_6
Nxxch_6

I refused to say yes, everyone clapped and then I got to go backstage at every concert I went to they never stopped clapping, they are still clapping to this day

Vor Monat
GamingDude
GamingDude

I breathed. Everyone clapped

Vor Monat
Slend Veny
Slend Veny

2:31 scum's wish

Vor 2 Monate
Epiphany
Epiphany

Then I did a backflip, snapped the bad guy's neck, and saved the day.

Vor 2 Monate
Epiphany
Epiphany

@ace of spades Indeed.

Vor Monat
ace of spades
ace of spades

Ryan George reference

Vor Monat
Delta D. H.
Delta D. H.

Actually its -your-

Vor 2 Monate
jakepaulthefatty jakepaulthefatty
jakepaulthefatty jakepaulthefatty

this sort of feels like r/.imsobadass

Vor 2 Monate
Pete
Pete

I’m laughing, but I definitely told a few lies like this when I was 8 - 13yo

Vor 2 Monate
ethervagabond
ethervagabond

4:19 an apology letter? 😂 If that actually happened the teacher would have just been fired 😂

Vor 2 Monate
corrie fenner
corrie fenner

The people who like these stories are almost as sad as the story tellers.

Vor 2 Monate
Daniel Naumann
Daniel Naumann

5:30 Even if that was true, that guy admitted to (worst case) knowingly take advantage of a heartbroken girl or (best case) bragging about being a rebound

Vor 2 Monate
EinieN J
EinieN J

I just got back from the ISS, where I trained 50 raccoons for the Space forces.. Top secret, so hush hush.. 🤫🤐😄

Vor 2 Monate
Icarus 21
Icarus 21

Totalitarian Baguette as an insult needs to be used more often.

Vor 2 Monate
ChilledBeats
ChilledBeats

I went to a Nike store and the cashier gave me $200 shoes for free.

Vor 2 Monate
a name
a name

One time I was going to be arested and then the cops said “you’re aretsed” and then I said I’m gonna king fu fighting and then I roundhouse kicked and then I drop kicked and den I karate chopped and den I used kamehameha and then they all clapped

Vor 2 Monate
Eelwithheels
Eelwithheels

5:39 bitch you approach me and say that shit I'm going to be creeped out asf

Vor 2 Monate
iutlu
iutlu

You dont get paid for - what i guess- scientific articles. Best luck the publication is free, otherwise you have to pay for it.

Vor 2 Monate
Ursula
Ursula

ok so one time i was walking and then 50 cent appeared in front of me and i said um this is a free country and then obama high fived me and everyone started clapping, true story!

Vor 2 Monate
scottydu81
scottydu81

“I hugged 65 girls last night, AND YOU ARE MOM!”

Vor 2 Monate
Mr_bruh
Mr_bruh

I onced played warzone and got 50 kills and WON and my crush came into my house and kissed me and everyone in the voice chat clapped

Vor 2 Monate
Jacky Dacky
Jacky Dacky

1:40 that totally happened

Vor 2 Monate
Miikka Heinonen
Miikka Heinonen

These stories just make me feel sad about, how desperate some people are to get some attention. Only to make things even worse for themselves.

Vor 3 Monate
Feywildheart
Feywildheart

This big strong man comes up to me, tears in his eyes, and says "Sir, fabricating stories about yourself is a hollow and transparent action, not only showing how emotionally fragile and egotistical you are, but how eager you are to lie about yourself. Seek professional help, chasing internet clout is an empty endeavour." And that's so true.

Vor 3 Monate
Ty The Inkling
Ty The Inkling

Wait, 12:48 This one belongs in r/quityourbullshit

Vor 3 Monate
noods
noods

Fake story: Me and my friends went to a casino. My brother increased the work flow by 400% by just existing there so he was hired.

Vor 3 Monate
a random comment
a random comment

Hey I'm an actual black belt in karate. We don't teach drop kicks, but we do teach that if someone has a gun, cooperate and only attack the gun if you're sure it's out of battery.

Vor 3 Monate
Texas Red
Texas Red

1:41 this is how a nine year old thinks a robbery is gonna go after their first basic self defence class

Vor 3 Monate
Saima Naeem
Saima Naeem

once i shat my pants everyone was disappointed

Vor 3 Monate
Mr_bruh
Mr_bruh

No they should have clapped

Vor 2 Monate
Zekro
Zekro

Me seeing the thumbnail: Jesus kid you did more than hug 65 women you ate them

Vor 3 Monate
Dead-Chan
Dead-Chan

When I 6 a creep said, “hey kid, want some candy?” I said *no fvck off!* and then everyone started clapping and I won a gold and silver metal.

Vor 3 Monate
AlexLovesWater
AlexLovesWater

I walked into my parents bedroom, I heard them clapping and hitting the bed they loved me so much and my skills.

Vor 3 Monate
Grilled Chicken
Grilled Chicken

Yo so long as that man from the barbershop isn’t in Western Australia I’m happy

Vor 3 Monate
A Person on The Internet
A Person on The Internet

one time the basement lights were flickering so i stood my ground not scared at all and i got a bible and cross and yelled "THOU SHALL NOT HAUNT THY BASEMENT" and it worked because the ghost started clapping and danny deveto came out of the wall and gave me a colt 1911 so i shot the ghost and the bullet went through the wall and into the dirt and then the ghost charged at me screaming and then the pope came with a mega bible and smacked the ghost and then me and the pope went to get tea

Vor 3 Monate
ok
ok

Im a karate student im pretty sure you're not allowed to use those techniques for those kind of reasons (except self defense) Since we are disciplined by our sensei So yea quit their bs

Vor 3 Monate
Beep Beep Sheep
Beep Beep Sheep

Guess what? I knw you won't believe it but, wait a second... I DID SOMETHING TODAY! U jelly?

Vor 4 Monate
Beep Beep Sheep
Beep Beep Sheep

The entire subreddit

Vor 4 Monate
Steve Harvey
Steve Harvey

I shot up a school and killed the school bully, the 6 kids that’s survived all clapped

Vor 4 Monate

That guy talking about him knowing karate sounds like in Cobra Kai when Johnny beat up those kids outside of the liquor store lol

Vor 4 Monate
Tempest.
Tempest.

one time i ported halo to my n64 my brother walked in and said "OH MY GOSH!!! CAN I PLAY??" I looked at him and said "Sure, just grab the controller" and the my super hot girlfriend walks in and was SPEECHLESS. BEST. NIGHT. EVER. oh, oh, i forgot to tell you about the karate fight i had with my sister-

Vor 4 Monate
Teatro Grottesco
Teatro Grottesco

First time I played golf it was against the club pro. I beat him 117 to 11, everyone clapped and they asked for me to never come back, because they don't want to be embarrassed again.

Vor 4 Monate
The nugget From kindergarten 12&3
The nugget From kindergarten 12&3

https://youtu.be/tkwmB6n3s_g

Vor 4 Monate
Thalia Paiz
Thalia Paiz

yeet

Vor 4 Monate
huggy
huggy

I just typed a comment, please, scroll away. Prepare to see this repeated comment everywhere

Vor 4 Monate
Ryan Woodford
Ryan Woodford

8:57 4 stories,that’s 40 feet or 12 meters.Falling from that high with a BROKEN BACK AND A BROKEN NECK yea I call bullish!t

Vor 4 Monate
Shadow X4
Shadow X4

At my old elementary school, around 3rd grade, I had a lovely substitute teacher who claimed she was a relative of Chris Pratt. This was back when the Lego Movie was announced, so I and some of the other kids were ecstatic. Before she left, she showed us a picture of her husband with Chris Pratt, his cousin. Sadly, I never saw that substitute again.

Vor 4 Monate
Aparator
Aparator

1:23 I know it's BS, but I just wanted to say I never understood why people encourage this as "cool" behavior. idk maybe I am the weird one

Vor 4 Monate
D3adly M3rcy
D3adly M3rcy

I literally just had to explain to someone that consistently lies they are the living embodiment of r/thathappened they have no idea what i mean

Vor 4 Monate
For Fun
For Fun

Very funny? Jet

Vor 4 Monate
Mad Dog
Mad Dog

Are you physically ok

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For Fun
For Fun

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

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For Fun
For Fun

*shits in cereal*

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For Fun
For Fun

Ok

Vor 4 Monate
For Fun
For Fun

I would never

Vor 4 Monate

3:36 A L C O H O L

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calv7130 calv7130
calv7130 calv7130

12:26 8 casual cups of water one casual cup is 1 liter 8 liters without going number one would cause damage to the kidney or in other words your classmates would have become water drunk

Vor 4 Monate
Obamium
Obamium

once i breathed in school everyone clapped and i married the hottest girl 2 seconds later after that my math teacher turned out to be a celebrity and gave me a million dollars for breathing

Vor 4 Monate
1slice0bread
1slice0bread

I thought the dude in the thumbnail was holding some egg-shaped clay ball and it was leaking all over his hands

Vor 4 Monate
VeryFunnyDidLaugh
VeryFunnyDidLaugh

[did something], everyone clapped

Vor 4 Monate
Flipadipadip Animations
Flipadipadip Animations

I beat a frog in a fist fight, everyone clapped

Vor 4 Monate
Epicbot095
Epicbot095

On the one about the guy that said he was good at picking up hot girls, this pickup lines are the first thing you see when you look up “best pickup lines”

Vor 4 Monate
Muddy
Muddy

Thumbnail: You’re mom Me: Am I mom? Thumbnail: Yes Me: I’m a ma- Thumbnail: YOU ARE MOM

Vor 4 Monate
Gahna Mohana
Gahna Mohana

Idk if ot was 3rd 2nd 4th or 5th but the karate one is kinda believable. To me that is

Vor 4 Monate
Nuclear Games
Nuclear Games

Once i almost got robbed but then i did a backflip snapped the bad guy's neck and saved the day

Vor 4 Monate
aftab khan-EAE21B0020
aftab khan-EAE21B0020

I feel so sad knowing these are their fantasies that never happened and how they feel like it would make them look cooler.

Vor 4 Monate
Mr. Pops
Mr. Pops

*your

Vor 4 Monate
a_ragdoll
a_ragdoll

TRUE STORY TOTALLY TRUE so i was watching a logan paul video and logan paul came into my room, i told him that i was his number one fan, he said "i know" and he gave me 1000000000000 dollars, now im rich bow to me peasants

Vor 4 Monate
Random Anonymous Productions
Random Anonymous Productions

Fun fact! Karate is actually taught for *self-defense* specifically. I did karate for a few months and one of the very first things we were taught was that we are never to harm another person unnecessarily I never got past yellow belt, couldn't afford to keep taking classes 😌

Vor 4 Monate
obrqap Tuft
obrqap Tuft

I hug around 65 girls every day, not many moms though

Vor 4 Monate
Just a guy who kill Diavolo for fun
Just a guy who kill Diavolo for fun

2:13 President was across the road. He gave me a medal of honor. He was talking to chancellor. He personally recommended me and made my way to MIT. After that he found me position in NASA. They told me they need my skills for a space lazer to operate. Otherwise a comet was going to annihilate humanity. I perfectly operated the space lazer with my karate. And i said to that comet: "Be on your way, essay."

Vor 4 Monate
raymond clause is back
raymond clause is back

This whole subredet is like one of my friends life story completely made up

Vor 4 Monate
utubez no one
utubez no one

1:43 getting robbed is a phrase used to cover up their sacrifices for purchasing gang members

Vor 4 Monate
Fishiplayz
Fishiplayz

One day my mother helped me make a grilled cheese on the stove and it was yummy 😋

Vor 4 Monate
Neo the Immortal
Neo the Immortal

me: _sees thumbnail_ also me: I'm mom?

Vor 4 Monate
Andrew Makhotkin
Andrew Makhotkin

You're the mom of the 65 girls he hugged last night

Vor 4 Monate
Izie X
Izie X

Company would probably get sued for firing someone with a medical condition like misophonia when someone else was purposefully triggering it, >.>

Vor 4 Monate
Mr. Hippo Productions
Mr. Hippo Productions

This is not a lie but want to hear my story So one time 3 days ago when I was investing in stocks my 2 week old daughter passed out and her eyes went white I got scared and shook her then she said father the stocks you are investing in will fail instead spend the money on the roblox money I need pets for my meep city account Everyone at the movie production began to clap and I raised my kid in the air and said not in my America as I threw her into a camera she later died and in her death bed she said “father I am superbly sorry for what I have done she then showed me my Fortnite account and she got it BANED so I unplugged her even though the doctor said there was a 70% chance she would recover

Vor 4 Monate
Yelloh Lime
Yelloh Lime

Plot twist :One time I clapped and everyone did the coolest most badass crap ever

Vor 4 Monate
Purple Doople
Purple Doople

One time someone was kidnapping a child. I stepped up and said ‘That’s illegal.’ He apologized profusely and left. Everyone clapped, even the van!

Vor 4 Monate

did you know that I was actually the first person on earth, I decided to build my own rocket to beat US in the cold war, I went on to mary 100 of the hottest supermodels. became a multimillionaire and also cured cancer. and finally got an oscar for the act that I just put on.

Vor 4 Monate
An Idiot
An Idiot

I tied my shoe while holding up a meteor with my neck. Everybody cheered and clapped.

Vor 4 Monate
djordje rocenovic
djordje rocenovic

*My friend stopped breathing air...Everybody clapped!*

Vor 4 Monate
via ^^
via ^^

Wait wait wait hold the fuck up that kid in the thumbnail harrassed me and called me slurs on Instagram what a small world

Vor 4 Monate
Mr Rat cheese man
Mr Rat cheese man

5:30 idk just a random time stamp

Vor 4 Monate
Olasola
Olasola

I used to work at Starbucks Once a Karen wanted something I can't remember while the store was full When I said we didn't have it she said "I WANT TO SPEAK TO THE MANAGER" I said "No" And then everyone clapped I was even on the news that night, I was famous!

Vor 4 Monate
Mojowuq9
Mojowuq9

These people probably watched all the Karate kid movies

Vor 4 Monate
CalebTheK9
CalebTheK9

My favorite one had to be the Draco Malfoy one. I dont know what it is but almost every female I've met that crushes for Malfoy has a very wild imagination and their personality revolves around them having a "tragic backstory" and they are misunderstood. I've had black coffee with more flavor than them.

Vor 5 Monate
Matiorasu
Matiorasu

Who was the dude at 1:30 trying to impress? Dude just sounds like he needs help.

Vor 5 Monate
Irish Waldo 3 Years ago
Irish Waldo 3 Years ago

Don’t worry the Irish say hi m8 a lot to so maybe the guy was Irish lol

Vor 5 Monate
Hectopia Oficial
Hectopia Oficial

I went to my room and played Minecraft, then I beated the Ender Dragon in 1:30 B) I hear my brother and my sister clapping from the next room, everyone was so happy. Then Dream came to my house and said he wanted me on his SMP :O Totally real not fake 😫😭😍😍😽🤯😈

Vor 5 Monate
Wren The Sandwing
Wren The Sandwing

I hate how the person said "Thanx dad and mum" like not only antivax but says mum and dad wrong? Like "yes, dad and mum sound better" bish it doesn't sound as good XD

Vor 5 Monate
CJ lite
CJ lite

1:09 Your crazy. We get it. I'm going to file a restraining order now

Vor 5 Monate

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