r/Technicallythetruth | DAMIEN STRIKES BACK???

  • Am Vor 7 Monate

    EmKayEmKay

    Hear more of Damien over on DeeLee: de-film.com/v-video-YzZnWZ0xD70.html . Top posts from r/Technicallythetruth on Reddit. Video credits below.

    Narrated by the one and only: twitter.com/NotDamienLee

EmKay
EmKay

Go check out more of Damien over at DeeLee https://youtu.be/YzZnWZ0xD70

Vor 7 Monate
doggo
doggo

🐕>🐱

Vor 7 Tage
chamo
chamo

4:02 damien: OoOooo waffle cone only 72 ¢

Vor 4 Monate
FishyZero
FishyZero

One more reply till 69, i shall accomplish this feat

Vor 5 Monate
AzurePages
AzurePages

Wtf u read reddit posts and making money wtf dude nice career

Vor 6 Monate
Mickey White
Mickey White

Someone, please, tell Damian that "sliced bread" is in reference to PRE-sliced bread, not meaning that bread had never been sliced before. I would be eternally grateful.

Vor 6 Monate
Lilly Browning
Lilly Browning

7:49 I cannot unsee or unhear the truth

Vor Tag
Cubing and Art
Cubing and Art

HUH

Vor 3 Tage
Benjamin Baumert
Benjamin Baumert

Necromancers are just really late healers

Vor 4 Tage
Jakester
Jakester

Atleast i know how Shaggy sounds on ketamine

Vor 11 Tage
Buildz a React
Buildz a React

16:33 HMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM

Vor 19 Tage
Anthony Power
Anthony Power

Best Shaggy ever

Vor 19 Tage
LetGoMyLegos
LetGoMyLegos

damiens finally back!!

Vor 25 Tage
Jack Parker-Levin
Jack Parker-Levin

y'know I'm kinda conflicted on the whole 5G lotion thing on one hand the people who're worried about the effects of 5G get peace of mind but on the other there aren't any physical effects of 5G so he's exploiting them

Vor 29 Tage
Charles Sutcliffe
Charles Sutcliffe

Hence scam

Vor 10 Tage
Combat Ben Þ
Combat Ben Þ

I think before sandwiches they just ate bread, even I do it these days

Vor Monat
rainbow hail
rainbow hail

The Force umbrella unfortunately is, as far as i know, a scam though. A certain person has been on the comm section on that website for years now.

Vor Monat
Jarrod Uland
Jarrod Uland

It has been confirmed that Damien watched Technoblade Dream SMP

Vor Monat
Moshugaani
Moshugaani

9:05 The formatting wasn't the most clever, but all of the pertinent words did start with those letter. T rue H elpful I nspiring N ecessary K ind

Vor Monat
Moshugaani
Moshugaani

@Charles Sutcliffe You tell me.

Vor 10 Tage
Charles Sutcliffe
Charles Sutcliffe

so who are you in my class?

Vor 10 Tage
Joe Mama
Joe Mama

Note to editor : please don't put darkness when the host laughs. I don't want to see my ugly face...

Vor 2 Monate
Oros Vildheim
Oros Vildheim

2:22 : Bread knife... XD

Vor 2 Monate
ironman12328
ironman12328

Me just waiting for Damiens Laugh… didn’t get disappointed :3

Vor 2 Monate
Skelacon peverall
Skelacon peverall

*jazz music stops*

Vor 2 Monate
Jomo Gaming
Jomo Gaming

6:48 Ah, it appears the other shoe is on the other foot! DAMMIT I MESSED IT UP AGAIN

Vor 2 Monate
Shayos
Shayos

This channel is golden

Vor 2 Monate
amazing guy
amazing guy

Nice shaggy voice!! :D

Vor 2 Monate
Pablo
Pablo

Maybe I am a bullet-

Vor 2 Monate
degrassigirl432
degrassigirl432

Sliced bread meaning that the loaf is sold cut. Before sliced bread, people bought the loaf whole and had to cut off the sliced themselves to make sandwiches

Vor 2 Monate
Tristan Stoney
Tristan Stoney

14:10 I’ve made this joke so many times

Vor 2 Monate
Varun ff
Varun ff

NAME ONE POPULAR QUEEN Me: Lightning McQueen

Vor 2 Monate
hasargel
hasargel

9:14 tell me something that is ok with all those criterias

Vor 2 Monate
Mikkel A.H
Mikkel A.H

They fell into the Thhayimesss

Vor 2 Monate
Manu N
Manu N

There is more than one kind of bread… In Germany there are hundreds of variants of bread. I guess they used those before…

Vor 2 Monate
CrazyGamer
CrazyGamer

at 4:43 that is a correct term you can legitimately say I cropped the wheat and farmers would know you cut and picked it up cropped is a more universal term than most people realize

Vor 2 Monate
Handsome Squidward
Handsome Squidward

0:03 I would rather *not* sit on a bullet

Vor 2 Monate
Toony Toons
Toony Toons

How to crack the Genie code: Step 1. do your first 2 wishes, it can be anything you want, step 2. Wish for the genie to forget you, repeat.

Vor 2 Monate
Zady
Zady

*Damien Strike back*

Vor 2 Monate
ARC the Cartoon Master
ARC the Cartoon Master

1:22 Only in the English-speaking African countries. A lot of countries in Africa speak French, where the day before the current day is _hier_ . 2:04 You had to slice the bread yourself prior to 1922. Dang... so that means if Arthur Sullivan wanted a sandwich, he’d have to slice his own bread. Or get his mistress to do it. 8:36 This reminds me of “go and rest our heroes” from _Ghostbusters_ on NES. 12:57 Hey, it’s just like sliced bread prior to 1928!

Vor 2 Monate
PyrkagiaTheHedgehog
PyrkagiaTheHedgehog

9:06 should really be: THINK before you post! Is the post: T - True? H - Helpful? I - Inspiring? N - Necessary? K - Kind?

Vor 2 Monate
Charlie
Charlie

Why did Damien pronounce Thames like Thames instead of tems

Vor 2 Monate
Shlok Jain
Shlok Jain

2:22 this is a sandwich: https://www.history.com/news/the-story-of-the-sandwich look at the picture

Vor 2 Monate
TheOriginalJphyper
TheOriginalJphyper

By the way, that air umbrella? It's been tested thoroughly and proven that it doesn't work. Raindrops fall too quickly. There's no way something that small could generate enough wind to deflect them enough, and even if it could, that much wind would be hazardous and difficult to control.

Vor 2 Monate
game lads
game lads

Should we tell him that before 1928 you cut the bread yourself?

Vor 2 Monate
InterDimensional
InterDimensional

Ways to get unlimited wishes from a genie: 1. Ask for more wishes 2. Ask for more genies 3. Ask for them to forget you

Vor 2 Monate
Wolf NZ Outdoors
Wolf NZ Outdoors

Finally an answer to "What was the greatest thing *before* sliced bread"... "Betty White!!!" Seriously, I'm now waiting for the next time someone asks that sad old "witty" question, just so I can give that answer.

Vor 2 Monate
Aperture science guy
Aperture science guy

My response to all of these is just "... I suppose so..."

Vor 2 Monate
mr. space plane
mr. space plane

you know why you never see cows hiding in trees, because there reeeeeealy good at hiding in trees. 🎄🐄🎄

Vor 2 Monate
Miri GA
Miri GA

I think they meant pre-sliced bread lmao

Vor 2 Monate
Neila Dandy
Neila Dandy

2:00 before sliced bread was invented people just sliced the bread themselves. Sliced bread is pre-sliced bread.

Vor 2 Monate
matrixphijr
matrixphijr

I like how the DeeLee logo used for this video has 2 subscribers 🤣

Vor 2 Monate
spongeintheshoe
spongeintheshoe

2:00 I'm not an expert on the subject by any means, but I'd assume they just mean pre-sliced bread, and the customers were just expected to slice the bread themselves.

Vor 2 Monate
The Blue Phoenix: Captain Gamer
The Blue Phoenix: Captain Gamer

Bring Damien back

Vor 2 Monate
worried-soup715
worried-soup715

DAMIEN WHERE WERE YA

Vor 2 Monate
medexamtoolsdotcom
medexamtoolsdotcom

Things that rhyme with orange: strange lunge sponge grunge

Vor 3 Monate
medexamtoolsdotcom
medexamtoolsdotcom

Bullets only do their job after their job..... and professional blackjack player is a job where you get fired for being good at it. Since your "employer" is the casino and they'll ban you from the casino if they figure out you're too good at it. I have been fired from that job several times myself.

Vor 3 Monate
Second Mover
Second Mover

:26 "2 subscribers" same

Vor 3 Monate
MiNameIsPi
MiNameIsPi

3:26 now these are exotic butters.

Vor 3 Monate
Earl Jhon Frias
Earl Jhon Frias

Googled it and saw the beast thing ever

Vor 3 Monate
Leo Br07
Leo Br07

I feel like Damien made a laugh track with a black screen and inserted it when something was funny

Vor 3 Monate
Maki Roll
Maki Roll

I am slightly offended by how they pronounced the word Thames.

Vor 3 Monate
Cardbot
Cardbot

Hey Americans how the HECK DO YOU HANDLE 50 DEGREES legit in England the weather-rain and heat- 0 - 25 Degrees

Vor 3 Monate
Tøxictraits
Tøxictraits

Just me that got triggered when he said Thames incorrectly?

Vor 3 Monate
cowboynoodles
cowboynoodles

2:20 my guy- they just cut the bread themselves lmao

Vor 3 Monate
Brad Drake
Brad Drake

1:36 onto somthing, or on somthing?

Vor 3 Monate
Merpsicles
Merpsicles

Hey, Damien's back! Long time no see- "Cheese pizza rolls are crap" Go repent. Now.

Vor 3 Monate
‎

OMG DAMIEN YOUR BACK?

Vor 3 Monate
Triangle Wheel
Triangle Wheel

Okay I got further into the video I’m in love with Indian Hills

Vor 3 Monate
Triangle Wheel
Triangle Wheel

“Bullets only do their jobs AFTER they’re fired” They’re that lazy and people still pay for them?

Vor 3 Monate
The Cursed Emoji
The Cursed Emoji

What happened to damien and how did he get overthrown by robin

Vor 3 Monate
Louwas
Louwas

Fun fact: you can slice bread with a knife

Vor 3 Monate
• Daisy Afton •
• Daisy Afton •

Lol I just looked up the density of water and butane and butane less of a density than butane so yes water is heavier than butane

Vor 3 Monate
real name
real name

3:15 , I think you mean, *margarinely funny*

Vor 3 Monate
Topaz
Topaz

The there's also... subs. Where the loaf is sliced down the side.

Vor 3 Monate
Stephen Phillips
Stephen Phillips

Thames is pronounced tems

Vor 3 Monate
Potatax
Potatax

Precut bread

Vor 3 Monate
Madeleine Heath
Madeleine Heath

Did you say Thay-mz? Dude I’m not even English and I know it is and demand you pronounce it as “Temz”.

Vor 3 Monate
Denalo Zecon
Denalo Zecon

I will disagree re coolest way to die, with science and example that is possible. Cryogenics facilities store Heads for optimist on a budget; think Science will be able to replace missing bodies as long as brain is functioning. For those with a bigger budget you can turn your entire body into a Corpsicle and hope you get reanimated someday. But that means Cryogenics facility has container of Liquid Nitrogen large enough to fit average Human. Thus coolest way to die is...employee at Cryogenics Facility slips when opening Nitrogen container, falls in and they are Corpsicle soon after.

Vor 4 Monate
NZugu
NZugu

cool

Vor 3 Monate
Amara Wears
Amara Wears

Gal Gadot: Stay close to your roots. Me: I'd rather not stay close to your roots, thanks.

Vor 4 Monate
Surge Johnson
Surge Johnson

14:40 guys the stingray looks like a corvette what happened

Vor 4 Monate
Ugandan Knuckles
Ugandan Knuckles

Fun fact: hypothermia actually takes over yuu ou r mind making you fell and think it’s not cold so it’s actually really warm death

Vor 4 Monate
Fire Spongebob
Fire Spongebob

No. A Bullet's Job IS to get fired.

Vor 4 Monate
Isam Elfaki
Isam Elfaki

Betty White is older than Slice Bread yes, but no one is pointing out the fact the Elizabeth II was born in 1926, 2 years before sliced bread.

Vor 4 Monate
Sreeto
Sreeto

wait damien also watches technoblade pog

Vor 4 Monate
Morsquito
Morsquito

technically 100% of death is caused by being born

Vor 4 Monate
soggy
soggy

We need a ‘Indian Hills Quotes’ subreddit

Vor 4 Monate
PlusUltra_DadMight_Official
PlusUltra_DadMight_Official

Honestly, i thought the Technoblade joke would be on the one with burning orphanages

Vor 4 Monate
Cerberus [SlavomirAA]
Cerberus [SlavomirAA]

Daimen strike back!

Vor 4 Monate
Mr_ Hentai_God
Mr_ Hentai_God

11/11/11 you say? Skyrim?

Vor 4 Monate
Nikolai G
Nikolai G

The you starter pack seems like something ea would advertise

Vor 4 Monate
Babstiano
Babstiano

I wonder why people trying to out smart the genies “no wishing for more wishes” by just saying “I wish there were no rules”

Vor 4 Monate
[Title Name in Progress]
[Title Name in Progress]

2:40 IS THAT THE PARLE-G MASCOT?!

Vor 4 Monate
Steven Re
Steven Re

WAIT HE IS BACK?!!!?!?!???

Vor 4 Monate
zippee100
zippee100

I don't think thats emkay

Vor 4 Monate
Noodles Dorkenson
Noodles Dorkenson

Is there a r/technicallyfalse?

Vor 4 Monate
cele !?!?!?!
cele !?!?!?!

Damien is technoblade fan. WE LOVE 7:41

Vor 4 Monate
The Blue Phoenix: Captain Gamer
The Blue Phoenix: Captain Gamer

DAMIEN! Hell yeah.

Vor 4 Monate
Dylan Folts
Dylan Folts

Wait wait wait.. if you are what you eat, that means you eat what you are, but doesn't that mean we are cannibals?!?

Vor 4 Monate
theVlad crafter
theVlad crafter

C'mon, Fundy better than Techno, change my mind

Vor 4 Monate
Jessie Bayless
Jessie Bayless

Damien knows his Minecraft youtubers 👌🏻

Vor 4 Monate
Jean-Paul Guy
Jean-Paul Guy

People know the invention of sliced bread is just talking about the way it comes already presliced right?

Vor 4 Monate
Viennese Mapping
Viennese Mapping

10:20 the THames

Vor 5 Monate
Viennese Mapping
Viennese Mapping

@CProw09 ok

Vor 5 Monate
CProw09
CProw09

You like country ball so I like you

Vor 5 Monate
elpizzas 128
elpizzas 128

The next episode will be THE REVENGE OF THE ROBIN.

Vor 5 Monate
RexTheFolf_
RexTheFolf_

IM SO USED TO ROBIN BUT I PREFER DAMIEN

Vor 5 Monate
Turbkey Samdwich
Turbkey Samdwich

The empire ain’t got crap on Damien. For the people who don’t get it, it’s because of the movie The Empire Strikes Back. But the title of this video says Damien strikes back.

Vor 5 Monate

I love how suspiciously he says "that sounds like a techoblade tweet honestly"

Vor 5 Monate
Yuval Biron
Yuval Biron

government is responsible for all crimes.

Vor 5 Monate

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Warum habe ich Rückenschmerzen?

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