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edgelord
edgelord

"the average human urinates six to eight times a day" WHAT

Vor 3 years
Anakin Skywalker
Anakin Skywalker

@RineLenny bro you good? This was comment was 3 years ago but you should have that checked out

Vor 2 Monate
Danny Pipe Wrench
Danny Pipe Wrench

@SauceVC I vary greatly. Some days, I only go two or three times, other days I go nearly ten. I have been writing this down for about two years now.

Vor 4 Monate
SauceVC
SauceVC

The study was skewed due to major outliers. Any respectable study would not have included Pissing Peter, who pisses at the speed of an automatic assault rifle.

Vor 4 Monate
Danny Pipe Wrench
Danny Pipe Wrench

Can confirm. I have been counting every day for nearly two years. At first, I was only going 3 or 4 times a day. Now, I regularly reach or exceed 6. I am not joking, I actually count this.

Vor 6 Monate
crippling anxiety
crippling anxiety

i go 1-2 times or none at all

Vor 7 Monate
Bean
Bean

"The average human pees 6-8 times a day." I pee like, twice a day...

Vor 2 years
Kaze
Kaze

Yup Same And I only drink about a cup of water a day :^

Vor 2 Monate
I asked
I asked

no results from google thats odd

Vor 3 Monate
I asked
I asked

@Honee Butter it sometimes happens after giving birth

Vor 3 Monate
I asked
I asked

@Hesperos Shamshael 1: ok that makes more sense thank you 2: i gotta google that

Vor 3 Monate
Jesus Christ but afab
Jesus Christ but afab

same

Vor 3 Monate
The Prussian
The Prussian

I lost it when I heard Gaystapo. Just imagine the most flamboyantly gay men in very colorful suits interrogating you with the most over exaggerated gay voice ever.

Vor 2 years
Francesca Patti
Francesca Patti

@Brother Khrayn in this parallel universe James Charles is the Leader of the Gaystapo. Heinrich Himmler is probably rolling in his grave, writhing in hell,rn😂

Vor 3 Monate
Chesemiser
Chesemiser

@JSB sooo... their converting us then?

Vor 10 Monate
hasan muttaqin
hasan muttaqin

and there be, johannes charlson, his hand were slim but muscular, moving gently across my torso and midriff, "say... darling, would you tell me where the cishet go" his voice were light, soft, yet sharp as knife, i got goosebump as his voice cross through my ear, "i.. i don't know" i pleaded, lowly, "honey, if you don't wanna show us their hiding spot i might need to make you watch a straight porn" noo... i mutter under my breath, my soul left it's shackle, no... i don't wanna watch cardinal.b doing weird dances anymore, but the straight, they were innocence, i couldn't let this people catch them

Vor year
Mrbuttcheeks
Mrbuttcheeks

I’M THUPEEEEER! THANKS FOR ASKING! ALL THINGS CONSIDERED, I COULDN’T BE BETTER, I’M THA THAAAAAAAME!!!”

Vor year
Brother Khrayn
Brother Khrayn

@eeeeeeeee ooh! Am I gonna be on Reddit?!?

Vor year
MerryMary
MerryMary

"Gaystapo" and "closet police". This guy is brilliant XD

Vor 3 years
ShadowDancer
ShadowDancer

I need a gay pun for storm troopers

Vor 3 Monate
Deasty
Deasty

GaydolphShitler

Vor 3 Monate
WingsOfKuiper
WingsOfKuiper

@UltimateBlade i saw "nacht" and knew it was "kristallnacht" and i wheezed my ass off at that

Vor 4 Monate
Bray Wilson Bray Wilson
Bray Wilson Bray Wilson

@Gamer Cat How old were you at the time of making this? It's easily one of if not the most recognizable atrocity committed to date

Vor 4 Monate
cytix
cytix

and the fact that theyre called "GaydolfShitler"

Vor 9 Monate
OuttaGoodNamesDangit
OuttaGoodNamesDangit

I f*cking lost it at "homonacht." That whole post was gold.

Vor 3 years
Francesca Patti
Francesca Patti

Die Nacht Der langen 😏"Messer"😏😏😏 Edit: I just realised this makes no sense if you dont speak German. "Die Nacht Der Langen Messer" or Night of long knives if you translate it directly refers to usually a political like coup or sth where lots of people die. In this context I learned it as the alternate name of the "Röhm Putch" the time Hitler invited the SA leaders including the highest in command, Ernst Röhm, to his villa and then had each of them killed, this eliminating the SA and giving full power to the SS. Fun Fact: Ernst Röhm was apparently gay, but idk if that was just something the Nazis said later to kind of give an additional reason why they killed him, or if he actually was.

Vor 3 Monate
Shachi Greenfield
Shachi Greenfield

@Jasmin Miettunen Kristallnacht, AKA the Night of Broken Glass

Vor 5 Monate
BlazoRaptor
BlazoRaptor

@Jasmin Miettunen kristallnacht, when Jewish-owned businesses were targeted and had their glass windows and doors smashed and their products stolen. It literally translates to "night of the broken glass"

Vor 10 Monate
EvilMonkeyPaw
EvilMonkeyPaw

@Miss Nizny Nah, that was the Night of the Long Knives, my original comment was edited because I thought that as well until I checked.

Vor year
Miss Nizny
Miss Nizny

@EvilMonkeyPaw I may be wrong, but wasn't it a purging of the SA?

Vor year
Spugoge
Spugoge

I couldn’t stop laughing at the pride month thing Jesus Christ my lungs

Vor 3 years
The Bad English Guy
The Bad English Guy

@Indicolite same question

Vor 5 Monate
Indicolite
Indicolite

Wtf happened here

Vor 10 Monate
Bi Cuber
Bi Cuber

@Derek Fisher Oh btw https://youtu.be/b-CO8stDnYA

Vor 2 years
Bi Cuber
Bi Cuber

@Derek Fisher No, gay people want acceptance and to be proud of who they are, plus to not have camps to "pray the gay away" which their parents can force them to go to, AKA basic human rights.

Vor 2 years
sunshine
sunshine

Derek Fisher were not celebrating who we have sex back, we celebrate the fact that we’ve fought for our freedom.

Vor 2 years
Unoriginal Name
Unoriginal Name

This dude straight up ignored “gaystapo” and “homonacht” I’m wheezing

Vor 2 years
keepdancingmaria
keepdancingmaria

@DKGames In my opinion, that was the BEST reply of this compilation

Vor 2 years
Karl Gerat
Karl Gerat

“Gaystapo” Im dead. No but help me they are in the next room im in a cupboard help

Vor 2 years
iCxbe
iCxbe

*”TIME FOR YOU TO GET OUT OF THAT CLOSET GURLLL! LITERALLY AND FIGURATIVELY”* when you hear that it’s your cue to get the fuck out

Vor 3 Monate
I'm addicted to meth, please help
I'm addicted to meth, please help

@paprika man one of your comment, "if you don't put the old logo back, I'm shooting up my school"

Vor 8 Monate
Talon
Talon

It's too late now-

Vor year
paprika man
paprika man

@Leno Viburnum good he deserved that for that stupid comment

Vor year
paprika man
paprika man

No dude You don't joke about this Stop it cus someone got offended by the second section of your stupid comment! Idiot .

Vor year
JayCookie
JayCookie

4:22 This mans needs to write a book with this theme, that was friggin beautiful. I'd read that in a heartbeat

Vor 3 years
K T
K T

@Bread Fanta How's the book going? What's it called?

Vor year
Bread Fanta
Bread Fanta

F**k it. Imma make a Wattpad book on it. Straight person hiding in LGBTQAI+ person's house as pride month is going on.

Vor year
The Local Necromancer
The Local Necromancer

I'm gonna do just that.

Vor year
Jimin's Official Jams
Jimin's Official Jams

I have so many mixed feelings about the writing but I can't say I'm not intrigued by it😳 That was actually beautiful

Vor year
Smelly Cat
Smelly Cat

s a m e

Vor 2 years
Three Dicks On A Bench 3
Three Dicks On A Bench 3

“I can hear them chanting YAASSS QUEEN!!” *throws glitter enthusiastically into the air with a dead pan expression*

Vor 3 years
FPE Skeletøn 13
FPE Skeletøn 13

@Point Blank lol...I think I might be too (both of them...)

Vor 2 Monate
DJ Dragons
DJ Dragons

@screeg same

Vor 9 Monate
Corduroy
Corduroy

I'm imagining a Drag Queen wearing a Nazi uniform...

Vor 10 Monate
Stormer Kromy
Stormer Kromy

@RabidRambiz Like faking the ball throw when playing fetch. they turn to to look at it and boom, there is none

Vor year
RabidRambiz
RabidRambiz

@Stormer Kromy *w h a t*

Vor year
aoife
aoife

The ‘YASS QUEEN’s are still echoing in my mind to this day.....

Vor 3 years
a
a

I still have nightmares to this day remembering I used to be one of those “YESS QUEEN 👑 👸 💅🏻🤩”

Vor year
Sydney Miller
Sydney Miller

Imagine how fabulous the Gaystapo’s uniform would be.

Vor year
flxwerbxy
flxwerbxy

@Haiiooo *Yes, hello there*

Vor year
Haiiooo
Haiiooo

@flxwerbxy *A fellow Danganronpa fan, I see*

Vor year
flxwerbxy
flxwerbxy

The first things I thought of when I read this were “KAMAKURA KAMAKURA YAS QUEEN!” And “Wow Shuichi, you really snatched my weave. WIG- *YAS QUEEN* !

Vor year
Jens-Ove Beier
Jens-Ove Beier

"Jens" is a first name from Northern Germany and is actually pronounced "Yens". How do I know? Well, that's my name. My name is Jens. Edit: It's a male first name, so shut the hell up about Jennifer.

Vor 2 years
Mrigamon Mrigamon
Mrigamon Mrigamon

@Jaden B. Cleverrrr

Vor 10 Monate
Amsterdam
Amsterdam

Moin Moin.

Vor 10 Monate
winter
winter

@Jaden B. oh my fucking god my lungs-

Vor year
Agent2face
Agent2face

@Arterexius read

Vor 2 years
Arterexius
Arterexius

I have a hard time believing its from Northern Germany specifically, as it is widely used throughout Denmark

Vor 2 years
xxTC-96xx
xxTC-96xx

People trying to start arguments about race? Must be Tumblr

Vor 2 years
Infinitefun527
Infinitefun527

Wait your the interlopers dude

Vor year
Canadian Warrior
Canadian Warrior

@Thunder Lord Above yeah that stuff is all over Facebook, Twitter, Tumblr, and yes the USA lol.

Vor year
Techi
Techi

Or Twitter ... usualy Twitter.

Vor year
Annoying Gaster
Annoying Gaster

:0

Vor year
Aaron
Aaron

@Thunder Lord Above idk about facebook but I was talking about twitter.

Vor year
AwfulMusik
AwfulMusik

"The Gaystapo." Omg I'm done, that one got med good. 😆

Vor 3 years
just4fun4aday
just4fun4aday

@Hazz4rd omg stop it y'all xD

Vor 2 years
Hazz4rd
Hazz4rd

It got my grandmas meds pretty badly considering shes dead

Vor 2 years
banjo
banjo

Some person: “Sticks and stones may break my bones but words will never hurt me” This subreddit: Hold my stick

Vor 3 years
Kappn' K
Kappn' K

@kfleischmanvids r/suddenlygay

Vor year
Cumunist
Cumunist

Reddit is definitely a hold my bones type of site

Vor year
Yon Yem
Yon Yem

"Sticks and stones may break my bones but kidney stones will hurt like *hell* "

Vor 2 years
Stormer Kromy
Stormer Kromy

@Ava Kissell a bat is wood, therefore it's a stick

Vor 3 years
Stormer Kromy
Stormer Kromy

Here's a dictionary

Vor 3 years
SitOnIt
SitOnIt

“Do you think I’ve peed a million times in my life?” Yeah, he’s dumb. You just did all the work for him though.

Vor 3 years
For The Honor of Grayskull
For The Honor of Grayskull

@seigeengine No, because you're still peeing out the piss in your bladder. Holding it for a second is just blocking your bladder, not creating a second-time pee.

Vor 3 years
seigeengine
seigeengine

Does it count as separate incidents of peeing if you hold it for a sec?

Vor 3 years
Chosenmaple 99
Chosenmaple 99

“The average human urinates 6 to 8 times a day” John Mulaney: *11*

Vor 2 years
Sydney Miller
Sydney Miller

@YourBookIsExceptionally Loud No no. I was lying. It was a lie. To get drugs. Like a crime.

Vor year
YourBookIsExceptionally Loud
YourBookIsExceptionally Loud

Chosenmaple 99 *reaching for gloves* there may be something wrong with your prostate

Vor year
Ivory
Ivory

"if your eye causes you to sin cast it out" do people think Jesus was being literal or was that guy joking?

Vor year
Matias Hännikäinen
Matias Hännikäinen

Damien doesn’t laugh at the actual posts, he laughs at his own jokes

Vor 2 years
Raphael DaGamer
Raphael DaGamer

6:32 For a comparison of what Ray probably knows about the United States, imagine everything about the country is the whole stock of gum across several store shelves at the checkout. One aspect, say, the foundation of the country, is a single shelf, and each individual box is one important part of that. His knowledge, in this metaphor, is equivalent to a chewed up wad of gum you would find stuck to a toilet. Do you know what part of the country that specific mangled, deformed, disproportionate mess represents his knowledge of? You guessed it: the second amendment.

Vor year
EqWillibrium
EqWillibrium

This isn’t the first time I’ve seen the reply to heterosexuals in pride month, but I’m still dying over the fact that the person who replied is named “Gaydolph Shitler”.

Vor 2 years
kjf 365
kjf 365

10:18 not really sure how that's a "murdered by words" when OP was clearly talking about classics that DIDN'T have female or racial leads then the reboots suddenly do. They're 100% right about Hollywood's forced diversity ploy.

Vor 3 years
Nickspencer Fishing rod :D
Nickspencer Fishing rod :D

@Just an Alter with a cool Saber of Light oh ok

Vor 2 years
Just an Alter with a cool Saber of Light
Just an Alter with a cool Saber of Light

They were specifically talking about the terminator movies in an earlier post.

Vor 2 years
Future Pants
Future Pants

@Ali LordOfTheSkies They can do that by simply making movies with female leads, NEW movies, not just taking an old movie, making the lead black/female/LGBT/whatever. Anyone who thinks someone who is selling you a product gives a flying fuck about diversity or equality is very naive. Look at google, they led a huge campaign for gender equality and less than a year later got exposed for LITERALLY paying their female workers less than men, not the "72% of what men earn" crap, which is total BS, but actually paying the same job titles who work the same hours less per hour, ignoring qualification, work effort and other factors.

Vor 2 years
Ali LordOfTheSkies
Ali LordOfTheSkies

I half agree. I love to see more women in media, but sometimes too many isn't the way to go. The diversity in movies and media seems so forced these days. I'm not sure how, but they should try to make it feel more natural

Vor 2 years
Aidin Hashmi
Aidin Hashmi

“Poor Jared. Lost his marriage, DIGITY, and sub loss record.”

Vor 2 years
Horse With Internet connection.
Horse With Internet connection.

"White Africa isn't a thing" Me: I do not exist then.

Vor 2 years
MrRedsjack
MrRedsjack

@Suzie Bronkhorst decades. I have some videos that could give you an idea of what I just can't post on youtube as they would get me banned immediately. But if you give an email I think seeing is understanding. While you could find similar violence in a few instances in the world, like at the hands of ISIS, what is different in africa is that such horrible events are in too many areas... routine and mundane.

Vor 2 years
Suzie Bronkhorst
Suzie Bronkhorst

came here to say this, I too am now suffering an existential crisis

Vor 2 years
Suzie Bronkhorst
Suzie Bronkhorst

@Derp yes, yes they are

Vor 2 years
Suzie Bronkhorst
Suzie Bronkhorst

@MrRedsjack how many years have you spent abroad? cause... 10 minutes on the news says these things are in no way exclusive to Africa, I'm just saying.

Vor 2 years
Nickspencer Fishing rod :D
Nickspencer Fishing rod :D

@MrRedsjack that sucks

Vor 2 years
GTG Edin
GTG Edin

10:00 hes actually right. I assume that he means a sequel where it is a full female lead wich is a way to bank in on certain audiences

Vor 3 years
Nathan Tokhi
Nathan Tokhi

the dude talked about remakes with leads as just a play, not standalone films, so Arnold isn't in the right there, he didn't read what he said. Lynda in terminator 1 and 2 as the lead was great because, guess what, those are standalone movies, but the shitty remake with an all-female cast for ghostbusters as a cheap ploy of "Women empowerment" is bad. Hollywood uses it as a crutch for any publicity, good or bad, and its sad sometimes good movies with female leads are pushed aside for these woke movies with no substance.

Vor 2 years
Brievel Montague
Brievel Montague

Little Rey Skywalker in the Disney Star Wars remakes...

Vor 2 years
Extreme Demon
Extreme Demon

Yeah. Like the lame Ghostbusters they did.

Vor 2 years
cloudyyskies
cloudyyskies

damien saying "yass queen" is the best thing i've heard all day

Vor 3 years
Candyeyeball
Candyeyeball

Older generations have always and probably will always complain about the newest generation 🤷‍♂️ and thats okay as long as they dont try to silence you while doing so.

Vor 11 Monate
Xavier Wolf
Xavier Wolf

The “YASS QUEEN” killed me, I scared my cat laughing

Vor 3 years
Edward Jennings
Edward Jennings

APOLOGIZE TO THE CAT.

Vor 10 Monate
Christian Jude Berbano
Christian Jude Berbano

@SousLaLune gat dangit junko enoshima hahahahahahaha 😂

Vor year
Hank J Wimbleton
Hank J Wimbleton

I literally exhaled oxygen involuntarily

Vor year
Donovan Roundtree
Donovan Roundtree

@RokecRoke []_[] You a *W E E D E A T E R*

Vor 2 years
Donovan Roundtree
Donovan Roundtree

Then the cat start shooting explosive invsable bubbles right? yes this is a JOJO reference

Vor 2 years
TAKV Gaming
TAKV Gaming

“The average person pees 6-8 times a day” *that means 50% of the world pees more that 6-8 times a day*

Vor 3 Monate
marissa b
marissa b

“the average human urinates 6-8 times a day” i must not be an average human then oopsies

Vor 2 years
Sydney Miller
Sydney Miller

Finally, I’m above average!

Vor year
Onlyfireg
Onlyfireg

@LolManMacHee what

Vor year
Ariel Malsi Real
Ariel Malsi Real

Damien's Laughing/Wheezing: *[Exists]* Me: EVERYONE LIKE THAT!

Vor 3 years
fufufuaru
fufufuaru

I actually let out a laugh at the “gaystapo” part, damn that retort was really good

Vor 2 years
memo baba
memo baba

“The average human urinates 6-8 times a day” *Are you challenging me?* Edit: So according to the replies, i am so mighty and powerful and all of you are so weak and pathetic that I singlehandedly raise the average to 6-8 times a day? That seems about right.

Vor 3 years
Bekrox65
Bekrox65

i pee 69 times but my pee white because i buy premium skin

Vor 8 Monate
andrew Afton the android hedgehog
andrew Afton the android hedgehog

i think im the only one that can match your pissage mate like i piss 4 - 8 times a day were full of piss

Vor 11 Monate
Pr_Gr
Pr_Gr

I barely pee 2 times in a day

Vor 2 years
DOB Liming
DOB Liming

I pee like, once or twice a day, I fricking *** more times a day than I pee.

Vor 2 years
ˢᵃˡᵃᵐᵃⁿᵈᵉʳ
ˢᵃˡᵃᵐᵃⁿᵈᵉʳ

I only go to the bathroom once to three times a week tho-

Vor 2 years
Artsy Ryder
Artsy Ryder

What made me laugh today is my boyfriend jokingly naming a fictional cockroach after a fictional character

Vor 2 years
FireGlass FireLass
FireGlass FireLass

Damian screaming "YAAAS QUEEN!!!" gives me so much life.

Vor 2 years
KINFIN123
KINFIN123

Jared’s got most of his subs back now that he proved his innocence vs the criminal claims btw. Also losing a wife you didn’t love anymore isn’t a loss.

Vor 3 years
dvorak
dvorak

2:24 Doctor: So uh, how'd she get pregnant? Dad: **Shit**

Vor 3 years
Nicky h225
Nicky h225

“The gaystapo” is my favorite quote of all time

Vor 3 years
Mas
Mas

Gaydolfshitler

Vor 3 years
Austin Tube
Austin Tube

Ayy the hollow husk of a man

Vor 3 years
Heather
Heather

Your profile pic... "How did you feel in PE today? Happy Hollow Sad"

Vor 3 years
Quantic
Quantic

@Rei Mation Yes, of course

Vor 3 years
sharkie
sharkie

I liked it so now you have 420 likes

Vor 3 years
Azrael_war_schon_vergeben
Azrael_war_schon_vergeben

Honestly, the statement about female remakes is partly correct. I mean... That Ghostbusters movie was awful, same goes for ocean's 8. There are great movies with a female lead, but taking an existing movie and just making a remake with a all female cast is not the way to go.

Vor 2 years
KannieKosplay yes
KannieKosplay yes

"The average human urinates 6-8 times a day" Does that include accident bed wetting/laughing to hard/sneeze/cough to hard?

Vor 3 years
yesssint
yesssint

It sometimes feels like some people are unable to comprehend the pure audacity of a someone who isn’t bisexual supporting bisexual rights and practices

Vor year
EastAlexandra
EastAlexandra

“The Gaystopo” has me huddled in my shower crying laughing

Vor 2 years
Gina the Cookie
Gina the Cookie

6-8 times is extensive. Unless you're middle aged, have given birth or have some kind of illness/infection that affects the bladder. The right way to drink water (not soft drink but water because only water actually quenches thirst. Soft drink leaves you more thirsty afterwards) is even paced sips/swallows so the body can process the water without having the water go straight through to your bladder and not do anything to help hydrate the body properly. I think 2, 3 or 4 times sounds right for peeing. At the absolute least 1-2.

Vor 3 years
amadaria
amadaria

Oddly enough, I'm learning more about the history and accuracy of information from youtube videos like this than I did in high school. Is social media the new "advanced education" for people who's educated ended at grade 12?

Vor year
Khady Goudiamy
Khady Goudiamy

Honestly I think that when going to church or any religious place, we should dress appropriatly not because of some men wandering eyes but because of the respect we have for our religion.

Vor 2 years
Laura Stimpson
Laura Stimpson

7:16 Puts Alfred calling Bruce Wayne "Master Bruce" in a whole different light. Alfred, you see, is British. He will 100% be using the British rule here. When Alfred calls Batman "Master Bruce" he's basically affectionately calling him a young whippersnapper. This is amazing and I need everyone to know this.

Vor 10 Monate
Philip Robertson
Philip Robertson

Damien, your voice really butters my croissant. I love it

Vor 3 years
JordanTodd14gaming
JordanTodd14gaming

This grinds my gears

Vor year
Thunder Lord Above
Thunder Lord Above

Carl: cwosawnt

Vor year
Philip Robertson
Philip Robertson

@Code__VIPER Yeah...

Vor year
Code__VIPER
Code__VIPER

@Philip Robertson uhhh I'm just gonna umm... I uh I gatta go ill see ya later

Vor year
Philip Robertson
Philip Robertson

@Code__VIPER Yes it wa- I mean yeah! Of course it wasn't. Yeah... *nervous side-to-side glancing*

Vor year
Вардан Степанян
Вардан Степанян

Can I ask you Americans a question? Did you really liked the new terminator? I love two first films where female character was strong because of her personality and not because of her gender. As I see it new feminism targeted movies are not even close to old movies where it was not the main aim to rub warm pig fat into feminism. They were making truly strong well thought out characters such as Clarissa Starling from “Silence of the Lambs”, previously mentioned Sarah Conor from “Terminator”, Matilda from self-titled movie, Ellen Ripley from “Alien” and list goes on and on. I only mentioned characters that I can remember at this point and only movie that I saw. Nowadays this super strong female characters looks fake imho.

Vor 2 years
NIGHTMARE-NIGHTMARE NIGHTMARE-NIGHTMARE-NIGHTMARE
NIGHTMARE-NIGHTMARE NIGHTMARE-NIGHTMARE-NIGHTMARE

1:01 They say a picture speaks a thousand words but this speaks 1 million words and every single one fucking kills

Vor 3 years
cannb
cannb

Damien feels like an uncle i havent seen in a while

Vor 3 years
Malicious GD
Malicious GD

9:03 That voice acting was amazing.

Vor 3 years
Clifford Benenati
Clifford Benenati

I thought the first one was Wallace from Wallace and gromit for some reason...

Vor 2 years
POW WOW
POW WOW

can someone just make a compilation of EmKay laughing, it’ll cure depression.

Vor 2 years
watCher
watCher

The mr and Mrs guy was truly murdered by words Roaster spoke it like a sir🎩

Vor 3 years
Rugal Bernstein
Rugal Bernstein

Don’t know why the movie guy was being booed, he’s right. The old terminators may have had female leads, but there’s a difference between having a good female lead and forcing female leads that are supposed to be ‘strong, independent, girl-power fantasies’. Look at Ghostbuster 2016, Ocean’s 8, Captain Marvel, the Batwoman tv series, The newest Star Wars movies, Dark Phoenix, Charlie’s Angels etc. all of them had negative feedback, a lot of movies with that mindset end up losing money at the box office, and when they do, they will invariably attempt to blame it on audiences apparently being sexist instead of terrible writing/acting ability. Dark fate didn’t seem to escape that either, honestly. And as we look to the future, we can see a Captain Marvel 2 on the horizon, already having articles bragging about the director being a feminist that “has little experience but is VERY passionate”. So yeah, no, the feminist b-movie bombing is still very much alive and well, and the media-consuming audience is all the worse for it, because ‘woke’ is trendy with companies right now. I feel I should also point out another obvious agenda sign was when the joker movie was coming out and Twitter and the media were literally censoring the title like it was a curse word and fearmongering that it would be racist/sexist, and somehow inspire white people to be mass shooters, and it worked so well that some movie theaters upped security for the screenings... only to be met with literally no problems at all, not only that, but people actually ended up enjoying the movie and its portrayal of mental illness and it was nominated for several awards, while still being demonized by both media and blue checks for not being like the movies the general public already shows they’re indifferent to or outright hate. Just food for thought.

Vor 2 years
Alex Andrews
Alex Andrews

10:00 he's right though... unless he's in a very specific thread, he actually has a point where Hollywood is being lazy and trying to use modern day feminism as a selling point, and they're caring less and less if they make an actual story as long as they just use someone's political movement as a reason to sell

Vor 2 years
Alex Andrews
Alex Andrews

@_uck _e in the a__ tonight I don't trust watching videos on these kinds of Subreddits because it's probably a biased ideal with no clue what the other person really is, only to make a point that they insulted someone of a different leaning than them and saying they won the arguement. Could that person have shitty ideals? Maybe, but I don't have more to go off than this, in which the statement is right about the state of Hollywood. It's radicalizing to trust that this person is "murderedbywords" when all I see is different views clashing with people being angry. It's not entertaining, it's just untrustworthy

Vor 4 Monate
_uck _e in the a__ tonight
_uck _e in the a__ tonight

And the guy that replied is wrong too in a way, yes a woman was the main character in Terminators 1 & 2, but those are ORIGINALS, not remakes like what OP was talking about. But since the guy criticizes feminism he gets downvoted into hell while the defender upvoted even if what he says didn't counter what he was saying.

Vor 4 Monate
The creator of YouTube
The creator of YouTube

we had to write our teacher’s name on our jotters and she told us “ITS MS BECAUSE MRS AND MISS IS SEXIST!!!!!” i wouldve laughed if she wasnt the scariest teacher in the school

Vor 2 years
ezeexi
ezeexi

5:09 dude should be a journalist. That was amazing 😂

Vor 3 years
Alex Rice wakeboader
Alex Rice wakeboader

5:19 as a irish student i have something to say, It's use has been going up and up lately and irish colleges ( when you stay over normally a week to learn irish) have become increasingly popular booked a year in advanced

Vor 2 years
Toasty
Toasty

4:50 oh my god this passage killed me 😂🤣

Vor 3 years
FrontTrx
FrontTrx

MORE CURSED COMMENTS. This is okay too,but I want to crack up when I'm supposed to be sleeping

Vor 3 years
You just got V E C T O R E D
You just got V E C T O R E D

FrontEye's Videos same cursed comments make me laugh so hard

Vor 3 years
FrontTrx
FrontTrx

You're abit late,but nty

Vor 3 years
victor
victor

Go into the basement and laugh like a maniac.

Vor 3 years
O
O

@Pirs of Catarina r/cursedcomments

Vor 3 years
Aight, I say uh...
Aight, I say uh...

@Jerry Del My parents have caught me a few times. In case it happens again, they'll have to talk to the kitchen knife before getting to me.

Vor 3 years
Just A Person
Just A Person

I love the post that called out the father. Me and mother (raised Catholic) have a lot of debate over religious ideologies, followers, and plot holes

Vor 2 years
Geno Riolu
Geno Riolu

what was great in my day today? listening to youtube while cutting down a bunch of ridiculously overgrown bushes and plants around the house, and hearing a guy go "oh he 'bout to get domed, yep there it is, his brain is a crater now, he just got destroyed" before laughing hysterically for like one second. 9/10 would trip over cut branches and trimming equipment to rewind a video again. much better than the robot reddit video channels.

Vor 3 years
Jocelyne cupcake
Jocelyne cupcake

I actually agree with the one guy. No 12 year old should be having kids but she shouldn't be having sex either. If she was raped, she could give the baby up for adoption and the guy's crimes would be discovered also those kids at the preschool in Ireland were so cute. Both black and white kids were cute and so are other races and nationalities. ^u^ Kids are kids and they're so cute

Vor 2 years
bababooey lmao
bababooey lmao

Nice video, though the victim was stabbed with a metallic knife. The wound most likely wont contain any traces of the one who committed the crime. Now the girl was stabbed with something that was connected to the one who committed the crime, and was left with something that was truly, truly connected to the one who committed the crime. I mean, if there's a way to test for a connection between the father and the child before birth then I'm wrong. But the child carries or is a huge trace to the father. You can see the resemblance, and do a test. With the metallic knife, if taken to court the perpetrator has a good chance to go free depending on numerous situations. But in the girl's situation, there's less of chance for the perpetrator to go free as the child is likely to resemble the father and is highly likely to be matched in a dna test.

Vor year
Adam Opalecky
Adam Opalecky

“The average human urinates 6-8 times a day” My prostate: "Are you challenging me?"

Vor 2 years
Trần An Bình Jerry
Trần An Bình Jerry

Isn't prostate the thing in your bump and it's the reason gay people exist?

Vor year
Anna
Anna

I have such a small bladder I ho like 12 times a day. Its fun explaining to bosses that i medically need more pee breaks

Vor 2 years
Spoopy
Spoopy

Adam Opalecky yikes

Vor 2 years
Envy Noson
Envy Noson

That guy was right about Hollywood using women as a gimmick. Also the recent Terminator movie bombed, people originally watch the Terminator not because of the female lead, but because of the Juggernaut of a man Arnold Schwarzenegger used to be. We all know John Connor was more important.

Vor 2 years
casaNova
casaNova

2:56 "I guess we don't need all those road safety laws" *ROAD SAFETY LAWS PREPARE TO BE IGNORED*

Vor 2 years
Enyomn
Enyomn

r/Murderedbywords is probably my favorite subreddit because of the sheer fricking craftsmanship that goes into the replies

Vor 2 years
Smeek
Smeek

I love Damien. He's just a humble guy, working in middle class and getting a paying hobby that he enjoys doing. It's just so wholesome.

Vor 3 years
Okuyasu
Okuyasu

Rayne Cat debunked, hw dated a clingy nice girl that tried to ruin his career he made a video with evidence

Vor 3 years
Okuyasu
Okuyasu

Stanley2000 you should probably watch the response

Vor 3 years
Rayne Lester
Rayne Lester

@Stanley2000 **exgirlfriend but true

Vor 3 years
Hooded Animator
Hooded Animator

I get really happy every time my country is mentioned in a meme or an Emkay video because my country is pretty underrated so every time it's mentioned here I get so unbelievably happy

Vor 2 years
Conor Egan
Conor Egan

The main problem with the Irish language is that it is hard to learn and it counts for so much of the points needed in exams. I won't continue Irish as it had been nothing but around 13 years of torture

Vor year
SickViking
SickViking

"What did you like about today" I bought my first pair of prescription glasses, they'll be delivered in three weeks and I'm very excited for them. Also, Robin called me a dumbass in the last video I watched :) it was very exciting (I'm being sarcastic he didn't actually call me a dumbass, be kind to our blonde boy)

Vor year
StormCloud
StormCloud

I'll be honest, I don't watch the murdered by words to enjoy it, it's to remind me that the world is a cesspit of morons, and when I rise to to godhood it is my responsibility to purge them from existence.

Vor 3 years
Wolficorn
Wolficorn

I'm Irish and I live in Ireland. Most signs in my country have Irish and English translations written on them. We still have Irish taught in our schools. Kids are still learning Irish and show pride in the fact that they're learning their native language. Everywhere you go, you'll see Irish. We have schools where the teachers teach in Irish and the children speak Irish. The language isn't disappearing. Also, the language is called Irish, not Gaelic. I see that mistake made a lot.

Vor 2 years
Enrique Villa
Enrique Villa

That last one was all out... I'm amazed about how smart humanity has gotten

Vor 2 years
C-Lao (中老)
C-Lao (中老)

It's 2020 and I'm STILL wanting to know how not one antivaxer fell victim to COVID

Vor 2 years
Wolf NZ Outdoors
Wolf NZ Outdoors

10:36 - how old is this person and their kids??? I'm turning 58 this year and we had vaccinations "in *my* day". I suspect that the carving a stone tablet, as the responder suggested, might be too modern for that antivaxxer... perhaps they could daub clay on the cave walls instead.

Vor year
Joey Garcia
Joey Garcia

10:07 He's not completely wrong. I mean just watch at the new Ghostbusters remake

Vor 2 years
DarkAlicornKingDoom
DarkAlicornKingDoom

Does anyone felt crippling guilt after hearing about Pro Jared and how he didn't desserve what happened to him

Vor year
Megan Migues
Megan Migues

It brings me immense satisfaction to listen to murdered by words

Vor 2 years
Jun Lee
Jun Lee

2:49 She got chicken pox once and didnt get pox again. So in some way, she vaccinated herself through being antivax.

Vor 2 years
Tails is disappointed in your recent decisions
Tails is disappointed in your recent decisions

Can we please just have a post where someone actually murdered someone with words?

Vor 3 years
Colin Baltzly
Colin Baltzly

you mean bullied them to suicide?

Vor 9 Monate
andrew Afton the android hedgehog
andrew Afton the android hedgehog

(the spongbot iron pants boss does it it litterly fires the word karate at you as attack)

Vor 11 Monate
Engineer Gaming
Engineer Gaming

Just beat someone to death with a dictionary or thesaurus

Vor 3 years
Unfunny
Unfunny

Tails is disappointed in your recent decisions Easy just use an I with a sharpened bottom

Vor 3 years
Phjeeteri
Phjeeteri

I see you everywhere.

Vor 3 years
InfinitePlanes
InfinitePlanes

Damien I love it when you commentate because your laughs make me laugh

Vor 2 years
Stormer Kromy
Stormer Kromy

People who are being bad finally are getting what they deserve!

Vor 3 years
ScientistCat
ScientistCat

That post about synthetic bees actually has a follow-up. There's a lot of situations, for example in space stations, where it'd be difficult (possibly painful, and even lethal) for real bees to work. In certain cases, these mini-robots *are* in fact *helping actual bees* by relieving some pressure from their backs, as well. https://curlicuecal.tumblr.com/post/157344989925/pts-m-d-thetrippytrip-dont-you-just-love

Vor 2 years
AliceSiobhon
AliceSiobhon

The only glitch in this video is at 10:15 . He missed the mark, the guy wasn't saying he didn't enjoy movies with female leads', he was complaining about the Hollywood remakes where they genderswap the male protagonist for a female instead of you know, writing a script meant for a female lead. Which I 100% agree with. Remakes are never as good as the original and is just lazy

Vor 3 Monate
Ace
Ace

"no vaccines in my day" how OLD is that person??? My parents are nearly 60 and got the small pox & polio vaccines in high school ?????

Vor 3 years
Xesh001
Xesh001

Must be over 300 years old, as Edward Jenner pioneered the first vaccines in the late 1700s!

Vor 2 Monate
Jordan T
Jordan T

Also, "we got it and survived". Damn, that person survived Polio, Mumps, Measles, Rubella, Diphtheria, Tetanus, Pertussis, HPV, AND meningitis, apparently.

Vor 2 Monate
Lunky’s Right Hand Man
Lunky’s Right Hand Man

@ur local birb wut a beautiful story

Vor 2 years
LordBaneThePlayer
LordBaneThePlayer

@anti People, especially my dad, says that about the internet. It was invented in the 50's, you chipmunk!

Vor 2 years
Snecho
Snecho

@anti OI YOU GOT A LICENSE FOR THAT HECC???

Vor 2 years
Stan The meme man
Stan The meme man

At 10:15, the dude has a point. I’m assuming he was talking about terminator, which isn’t an example for this. Hollywood shelling out remakes with a female cast is just for money . If they actually cared, they would try to make and support more original movies with strong female leads. This dude was dumb for thinking terminator or alien is an example of this, but it does happen

Vor 2 years
Plänt
Plänt

About that first meme, I'm a big fan of ProJared and all the current and previous members of NormalBoots. Jared explained that the accusations were false. If you click on any of his older videos and look in the comments, you'll probably see at least ten people in there who say they're rewatching all his videos to make up for the hate he got.

Vor year
Cyrus Ambrose
Cyrus Ambrose

I could hear them chanting "YASS QUEEN" - I was eating a sandwich during this and I guess I fit in among them now because hearing that definitely made me choke on some meat.

Vor 2 years
Ariane Bolt
Ariane Bolt

The abortion thing- how often do clinics do a (forced) abortion on a child and hand her back for the abuse to continue?

Vor 2 years
Savanna McKinnon
Savanna McKinnon

I burned my throat on the last one, tip: don’t drink hot drinks while listening to emkay

Vor 2 years
Mr. Take Things Too Seriously
Mr. Take Things Too Seriously

8:56 he spelled colonization wrong

Vor 2 years
Tarun
Tarun

Me: *Comments "A" on Reddit post* Literally everyone else in the sub-Reddit: "Very poor choice of words" The OP: "I'm about to end this man's whole career" Meanwhile, the Reddit bot that removes every post for no reason: "Hand me the popcorn"

Vor 2 years
EvakCorleone
EvakCorleone

kinda glad I finally clicked on an EmKay video and heard Damian narrating it... went through like 20 videos with some Micheal guy, not that he's terrible or anything, but he's no Damian

Vor 3 years
Brendan McCabe
Brendan McCabe

A woman said to Winston Churchill “if I was your wife I would poison your coffee” he responded “if I was your husband I would drink it” Edit:And also when someone from a private school said to him “we were taught to wash our hands after going to the toilet” he responded with “at my school we were taught not to piss on our hands”

Vor 3 years
Jason Teqja
Jason Teqja

Damn son

Vor 3 years
LindleKindle
LindleKindle

*tea

Vor 3 years
Kal Almarak
Kal Almarak

That woman was a journalist. She also said to Winston: « Sir I believe that you are drunk » Winston: « I may very well be. But tomorrow Îll be sober and you will still be ugly »

Vor 3 years
Texas Beaver
Texas Beaver

That second one's weird though, I don't wanna have penis hands and touch everybody

Vor 3 years
matthew fiedler
matthew fiedler

Winston Churchill was a r/mad lad his response to finding out hitler had sarin gas was why don’t we just bomb the fuck outta the factories..... to someone responded but it will gas the German population which he replied we’ll technically they don’t know we know about the gas so we can’t be held responsible.... so as I said let’s bomb the fuck outta them

Vor 3 years
Adrienne Kaio
Adrienne Kaio

10:36 Speaking of ‘tender flowers’, they should probably look into some for the many upcoming funerals in their family.

Vor 2 years
Alice Eo Daen
Alice Eo Daen

On the upside, I'm pretty sure ProJared's gotten most of of those subs back.

Vor 3 years
Joshua Sweetvale
Joshua Sweetvale

Then they're subs alright.

Vor 2 years
Melonmode
Melonmode

What made me laugh today? Quality content from this YouTube channel called EmKay. I'd recommend it.

Vor 3 years
Paul Valera
Paul Valera

The last one got me laughing so I hard love the vids dude keep em up

Vor 3 years

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