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People who INSIST tomatoes are vegetables. THEY ARE FRUITS, F R U I T S, DOGDAMNIT!
Fruit juice lady figured it out! Ever hear about the study started because a bank rober tried using lemon juice on his head to be invisible on camera? She was trying to get it to work. You have to inject it!
Spanish Family Guy as a joke... Seems plausible oddly enough.
6:15 this happened in a town just outside my city.. dude wasnt paying attention, and went off the road into a ditch, but there was a driveway there, so acted like a ramp.. then it nose dived, and the pole was there, so it stopped the truck dead, and the back end went all the way up, and over onto the house
I asked somebody if they wanted a ice cream,and they didn’t say yes or no,they looked me dead in the eye and said “why.”
1:35 One of my classmates told the whole class that her fish drowned 👁👄👁
6:42 here's an answer: TORNADO!
Zenyatta: does a submarine swim
Was talking to my 2 year old cuz and I asked him if he knew how to spell my name he said yes it’s febe I said it was not he said NO! DO YOU KNOW HOW TO SPELL YOUR NAME?
9:49 It’s- upside down
A guy said robert downey jr was a part of kiss
My friend asked what potatoe chips were made out of and where does ham come from
"NOW I HAVE TO THROW THESE CLOTHES IN THE TRASH BECAUSE YOU SPILLED WATER ON THEM!" An old annoying classmate
12:18 FOUND A KAREN WHERE IS THE AK
Please give me an example of something someone said to you that was so astonishingly stupid you can never forget it My answer A kid in my class that hated me said "your DUMB D.U.M DUMB" i started laughing and crying while another kid that didn't like said "dude dumb is spelled D.U.M.B not D.U.M" and i again laughed histaracal
1:35 My family said they love me
If anyone is questioning the truck https://youtu.be/Jc88JoHx-kY
Damien said the moon wasn't a planet
Now I am going to a technical college so we are pretty good at math. Or at least we should be. One of my classmates once came up to me and asked me how to calculate the intersection of two parallel lines
I mean, I had a friend who assumed that because penguins are birds, they flew south for the winter. Because he thought they would freeze to death if it got any colder. I had to explain that they are purpose-built for that shit, and actually can't fly at all. But that they swim really well. I should have stopped before the swimming part...
0:43 kph sorry ima carguy just have to i always notice everything about cars
6:14 to me it looks like a tornado put it there.
it's when my friend told me to watch this
I was talking to a college student about radiation and she asked if radiation is bad.
0:00 staged you would stop typing since its not speaking
9:49 ummmm it’s upside down 🤨
For the home sign... Just flip it: .-. -> ._.
"Howe" -me " ITS UPSIDE DOWN m8!
I'm a server, so I take people's orders someone once asked me "does the steak sandwich come with bread." Like sorry ma'am it comes with sand and a which.
The most astonishingly stupid thing anyone's ever told me is that a is sphere is the shape that a donut is a donut is a Taurus
A guy I was watching in YouTube was wondering what kind of taco a guy in a reddit post was using for a bookmark when the taco was still in the book and visible in the image It was a soft taco btw
0:24 km/h its a lot slower than mp/h. 1 mp/h = 1.6 km/h. Its 100 mp/h! Or the speedometer is broken. Both probably!
My neighbor witch is older than me said pineapple grow on pine trees
We share 50%of are DNA with bananas
@9:49 isn’t that home upside down? 😂🤣
My sister said I like chicken but I don’t like chicken
I know you are just trying to be funny but the only thing funny about you is how ignorant and stupid you are! Saying stupid and wrong shit is just not funny!
KPH moron! That was actually 100mph!
You thinking your stupid
Emkey is cool
1:50 someone said they loved me. Lol what a joke
9:49 HOWE. flipped upside down is HOME. they're doing just fine with their job.
5th grade teacher said anyone know what claustrophobia was and my friend said it means your afraid of santa
7:40: can I drink water from my sink?
6:00-6:08: I’m doing what’s called a pro DrIvEr move
For the stupid thing my ex boyfriend told me he do know he cheated on me when he kissed another girl when we were dating
Yeh he cant see out of a mirror ok?
Word cannot describe how disappointed it the way us as the human race is progressing
Damien said the Hubble Space Telescope was on the ground and not in space in an emkay video
Dude, that’s not how you spell “college” either. Come on. Get it together.
Life is all about happiness
a tonado put the truck there
9:49 flip it upside down dumbass....
11:04 Mr Krabs?
I lost my arm and it was reattached so it looks and a lady said I was scaring her child and to please cover my tattoos. I look like a 14 on a good day.
So nobody is talking about the thumbnail looking like the house from the amazing world of gumball
As someone born in 98.. that last one was painful. While sitting in the exam room of a doctor's office with my then partner, we were playing "Eye Spy" and they said they saw something made from worms and I had zero guesses. They then told me it was the cotton they were thinking of.. that the cotton balls came from worms..
Im late i know but at 8:06 Antarctica is a desert
This one kid asked if a lime was an unripe lemon 🤦♀️ he was a sophomore
"WhAt Is ThE bIgGeSt PlAnEt On EaRtH?"
my astonishingly stupid moment: So if any of yall listen to the killers Mr. Brightside, when he says "I JUST CANT LOOK IT'S KILLING MEEEEEE!!! I thought for ove half my life he said "AN EGG CASSAROLE IS KILLING MEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!! I found out what he really said six years ago. thats how g*****n long it took.
If any of you post something about me down there I'm honestly going to cry personally
ok i got one: Friend: I'm so annoyed! I called an Uber but they are taking forever and I don't think they'll show up....so I called a taxi instead Me: das cool, from what you said the uber driver sounded rude anyway Friend: But I'm so sacred! I've never used a taxi before! I'm not comfortable riding with a stranger! Me:..... ._. kay real convo, slightly paraphrased cuz it was a while ago. I love him so so much
There was a lady with a bag that had Arabic words on it minding her own business. My friend says to me "you speak Asain, what does that say?" I speak Chinese btw.
Me and my friends were hanging out at my school and two of them where fighting and one of them said something so stupid he said “your an autism” everybody started laughing so hard and for the rest of the day he f’ked with him so much
After our 4th week of learning about japan she cried out “ohhh so it’s not the capital of China” LIKE BITCH WHAT
9:49 flip it upside down the person taking the image is dumb for holding it wrong and not realising
Ok, so my older cousin said, "You know you're supposed to use that bar to hit the strings, right?" She was 15, I was 12. I am a guitarist, I can explain how guitars work, and the "bar" she's thinking of is the whammy bar, I bar attached to the bottom of the bridge with a magnetic tip to BEND the strings to allow for a slightly bigger range of notes. IT IS PHYSICALLY IMPOSSIBLE TO HIT THE STRINGS WITH A WHAMMY BAR, IT DOES NOT MOVE DOWN FAR ENOUGH!!! I am now 23. I still give her grief about it now that I'm a professional guitarist.
“It’s truck months why did he put a hatch on it”. 😐😑😐
This is why people think us American's are stupid.
Don't put thing about me in the comments -Damien
@9:53 they literally have the best thing upside down. Meta face palm
the first vid was in km/h they were going about 90mph
I saw a sign that was heal But is made of paper
I pooped a dead rat with a stick
Kid 1: "I thought gays and lesbians were the same thing?" Kid 2: "Of course their not dibsh*t! Lesbians don't have genders!" Kid 3: "Oh. That makes sense My entire table: 🤦🤦🤦🤦🤦🤦 My lesbian friend: "Jesus Christ. How are they in advanced?"
160 miles per hour?? bro you crazy?? that is in KILOMETERS, 160 KILOMETERS, which is about 100 miles. if they went 160 miles per hour that crash would have instantly killed them, we wouldnt be seen a video.
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