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mentally ill homo
mentally ill homo

Robin please im watching this with a bluetooth headset! dont do me like that 😩

Vor 8 Stunden
Viktor Lacko
Viktor Lacko

"RIP that pussy ey" That killed me XDDDD

Vor 9 Stunden
Ben Lutz
Ben Lutz

I'm still wondering exactly what even a rich guy is investing $600 in that isn't disappearing in fees immediately.

Vor 9 Stunden
Thero Epic
Thero Epic

I have autism, let me tell you a fun fact. You dont "GET" Autism. You're born with it.

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Thero Epic
Thero Epic

If you have a plant in your room and someone asks you to touch grass, touch the plant. Then, you will become the ultimate life form.

Vor Tag
MaxminiVR
MaxminiVR

If tax payers money was a dollar nasa they get 0.5 cents per dollar

Vor Tag
CJ the Narhwal King
CJ the Narhwal King

2 songs that are very relevant today are vengeful one and legion of monsters both by diturbed. listen to them and you'd understand.

Vor Tag
Sherb
Sherb

How is america a real place, i swear to god, it's litteraly a parody of a country, the only things i have heard about america are the most ridicolous shit ever. I am so confused right now

Vor Tag
The Orange Cactus
The Orange Cactus

So at $50/month, it would take 20,000 months (1,666 years and 8 months) to have made $1,000,000... I feel like that is maybe just slightly above the average life expectancy...

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Talith Gaming
Talith Gaming

We Akrans are healthy people, we don't treat each other like garbage or lesser beings (aka humans and extra-terrestrials).

Vor 2 Tage
Talith Gaming
Talith Gaming

We're all equal, there's no crime, poverty, hunger or homelessness, no suffering.

Vor 2 Tage
Talith Gaming
Talith Gaming

0:10 so I'm gay by default... *Not homosexual type of gay, not straight type of gay, faster to type.

Vor 2 Tage
ILoveBirbs&TrueCrime
ILoveBirbs&TrueCrime

Morocco had nothing to do with the World War though... We were under the control of France at the time and not only did they draft our ancestors and put them in the front lines but they also demanded the King to give them (The Vichy Government) a list with every Jewish refugee in Morocco. Our king replied: we don't have any Jews in Morocco, only Moroccan citizens. In an attempt to protect all his people. Morocco had over 300.000 Jewish refugee, more than any other Islamic country at the time. That's about it. Morocco wanted nothing to do with the war. It was forced because it was colonized. On a brighter note, some of those Jewish refugees became our people and had a beautiful impact on certain cities. A wholesome fact through a dark, dark history.

Vor 2 Tage
National Geocraftic
National Geocraftic

i like how 90% of them are Twitter

Vor 3 Tage
Tobias Ziesmann
Tobias Ziesmann

50 bucks a month at an average lifespan is 43,560 dollars, Like No Thank You! Give me the million, much more likely to be worth while and last me longer too.

Vor 4 Tage
Lasagna
Lasagna

Now i'm thinking how those worker who made the not made in china cutting board thing felt when they're clearly making it in china

Vor 4 Tage
Coffee cup
Coffee cup

You know when you have a samsung and you turn it on and the white part that says "SAMSUNG" changes the white? That's why i put my phone upside down

Vor 4 Tage
EclipseKingThanatos
EclipseKingThanatos

11:48 the average life expectancy is about 70 So if you're in your twenties you have roughly another 50 years to earn 50 a month 50×12 is 600 600×50 is 30,000 So instead of getting the million right now he's picking to at best make 1/33 of it Wanted to add The better version would be to have it be 50 a month but doubling each month so you would eventually make far more money

Vor 4 Tage
Under_thewater
Under_thewater

Well didn’t that happen with the small pox they exposed themselves to small pox and still some died so yes but no cause people will still die also when was there ever a weaker COVID-19 variant

Vor 4 Tage
dishsoap
dishsoap

It does suck in Texas

Vor 5 Tage
albert mooney
albert mooney

spanish: san diego english: without deigo

Vor 5 Tage
not so swa
not so swa

Robin is the one to tell the line between gay and straight, he's been on that line

Vor 5 Tage
Dino
Dino

LMAO THE FIRST CLIP

Vor 6 Tage
Springfield 197
Springfield 197

Reused content?

Vor 6 Tage
F. Cálamo
F. Cálamo

OH NOH HE SAID JESUS WEAR PIERCINGS... but he doesn't wear it only has the holes of nails and also doesn't go dressed like that to the campus only his presence? IDK how omnipresence works.

Vor 6 Tage
LumpyBaconFace
LumpyBaconFace

Finally! I can be with a woman so my grandparents accept me but still identify as gay!

Vor 6 Tage
uncleweirdbeard
uncleweirdbeard

@Emkay You got a discord? I dont really wanna make a reddit account and have yet another account to keep track of. If so I would happily make a bit of fan art for you on my game

Vor 7 Tage
Vitaliy Lomanoff
Vitaliy Lomanoff

Don't say the bad words!!!

Vor 7 Tage
Crimson fox
Crimson fox

"AlL mEn WaNt A sUbBmIsSiVe WoMaN." No that's what conservatives and incels want and you don't want a submissive woman you want a sex slave and someone who has no input, opinions or self worth.

Vor 7 Tage
My_Doggo Dustin
My_Doggo Dustin

6:02 just wanna say, that is not correct, I am a part of that church XD

Vor 7 Tage
Snowball ( •̀ ω •́ )y
Snowball ( •̀ ω •́ )y

(The first one) Me who didn't even get anything: *Visual confusion* *Confused Unga Bunga* ???

Vor 7 Tage
C00lasskermit
C00lasskermit

Hi

Vor 7 Tage
Oscar Whitehead
Oscar Whitehead

im just imagining in 150 years in some classroom in Germany they will study america during the early 21st century and the kids will be like 'god how depressing living there must have been' (or more accurately 'Gott, wie deprimierend muss das Leben dort gewesen sein') much like we do about Nazi Germany or the Irish potato famine or Genghis khans Mongolian empire.

Vor 7 Tage
Matthew Hensley
Matthew Hensley

Yall do realize the government doesn't use actually money they use borrowed money they call it black money that's why us being in debt with so many countries should worry you this black money is based on the assumption we will discover an equal amount of precious metals to make up for it

Vor 7 Tage
Nathan's Stuff
Nathan's Stuff

But I thought all those conservative Christians were free thinkers.

Vor 7 Tage
Mine Wonderland
Mine Wonderland

The funniest thing about the Popo bit at 16:28 is that Popo is also a German word for butt.

Vor 8 Tage
Calculated Risk
Calculated Risk

Per 2:20 What if employers actually had a system called Medical Leave Of Absence where you'd still get at least SOME form of pay and keep your employment while you battled cancer, so you don't lose any insurance benefits at all? Haha, what a crazy idea. No employer would EVER have a safety net like that. I hate how it's still possible for employers to not offer this still. :(

Vor 9 Tage
terry_rex1
terry_rex1

Yeah...

Vor 8 Tage
Wass Gameurtz
Wass Gameurtz

I mean he's right If you're straight you're gay and straight at the same time Because if you like a woman you like her dad's genes but also her mom's which makes you double straight and single gay which make you half gay So really its dumb and I love it

Vor 9 Tage
Mr Bitcoin
Mr Bitcoin

In texas you can be hunted by a psychopath and they wont care... But if they have DrUgs

Vor 9 Tage
Deck ‘em!
Deck ‘em!

I love how most don’t know that Jesus was probably mixed or black had 6 or something boyfriends was very gay and that god has a body count WAY higher than satans

Vor 10 Tage
Xerxes the hollow
Xerxes the hollow

4:20 yeah, I bet that if she got shot in the chest and was hospital, her argument would turn into "I dEsErvE fReE hEaLtHcArE" real quick. People like her don't think about ANYTHING but themselves.

Vor 10 Tage
Someone unimportant
Someone unimportant

My father is head of the HOA. He hates it. He is a great person and having to deal with all these Karen’s is pretty much killing him. Don’t worry, there are still a few good HOA people, they just have to hate being on the HOA

Vor 10 Tage
Magnelauge
Magnelauge

Ty Emkay for not hating autism I have autism and I’ve met a lot of people who think being autistic is bad

Vor 10 Tage
Yellow Star Line
Yellow Star Line

I can tell ya now that Autism isn't a bad thing, Ive literally built a ship on Minecraft last year, although its shape is a little odd, it's still quite good, I've put it at the end of this video of mine: https://youtu.be/5u34eb3BPBM, skip to the last few seconds and you will see it

Vor 10 Tage
Pearl The Axolotl 🏳️‍🌈
Pearl The Axolotl 🏳️‍🌈

It’s gay to be straight

Vor 10 Tage
Jorge Quinta-Nova
Jorge Quinta-Nova

5:36 Could be St. James, St. Didacus or St. Jacob, you choose. I would go for St. James

Vor 11 Tage
MrXHayden
MrXHayden

Finally, we’re all gay! - Robin

Vor 11 Tage
Azarbijamer
Azarbijamer

4:02  This is just outrageous this is why Suicide is the leading cause of death in teens.Now,more than ever kids NEED emotional support and there saying 'iTs cOmMunUsm' if you think this way fuck you

Vor 11 Tage
Maxwell Rischar
Maxwell Rischar

8:56 Dude just blamed the people for getting robbed.

Vor 11 Tage
Cameron Bigley
Cameron Bigley

4:24 "If you're pre-born, you're fine. If you're pre-school, you're fucked!" -- George Carlin, 1996 It's not about right and wrong, it's just about restricting what you're allowed to do.

Vor 12 Tage
Swiftemerald ×
Swiftemerald ×

"made in China" stickers are actually made in Vietnam or sum

Vor 13 Tage
Florida Mike
Florida Mike

4:27 You got to respect the guy a bit for at least committing to the fact he fucked up and went all the way with it XD

Vor 13 Tage
Hector Toledo
Hector Toledo

About the Uber eats post, it is a fact that the charges on Uber and other food delivery services are crazy as they charge a lot of the restaurant, the customer and pay their drivers pennies, expecting it is the client that pays even more in the form of a tip. I'm all for tipping but the amount of money those deliveries are earning is ridiculous

Vor 13 Tage
a name
a name

How are you supposed to pack a paper straw?????

Vor 13 Tage
apple pie apocalypse
apple pie apocalypse

Oh sure, wanting a strong woman isn't gay when that guy says it's gay, but when I, a woman, want a strong woman,

Vor 14 Tage
Victor Van Rossum
Victor Van Rossum

TF is subtitles Korean

Vor 14 Tage
Zutto Aragi
Zutto Aragi

11:52 The best part is that $50 a month, if you live for a max of 60 years, doesn't even add up to a million. 14:55 Happens all the time at every hardware store where I live. Only one it doesn't happen in is the locally owned one where the owners actually DO make the assholes buy it if they do that.

Vor 14 Tage
Deb Eight One Three
Deb Eight One Three

Not even mad at the man who thinks babies need some kinda womb snorkel- he didn’t know, so he asked. The problem here is that their education system failed them so incredibly.

Vor 15 Tage
AwfulMusik
AwfulMusik

4:38 I want to believe that this isn’t genuine, I want to... but I cannot.

Vor 15 Tage
Connor Golsong
Connor Golsong

Well boys, we did it. Straight people are no more.

Vor 15 Tage
Rmaster Studios
Rmaster Studios

Yeah Twisters rating is definitely not because it says almost every cuss word known to man, a sexual reference because one of the characters is a therapist, and definitely not because Bill Paxton says Son of a Bitch every 5 seconds.

Vor 16 Tage
Jonathan Smithers
Jonathan Smithers

me when somebody likes women [they're obviously a gay person]

Vor 16 Tage
Mac Tonight
Mac Tonight

HOA’s suck

Vor 17 Tage
Jason Ang
Jason Ang

"We're giving children free health care, we're giving them free food, free emotional support... That's dangerous. That communism." Oh, maybe it'll be better for me to move to China

Vor 17 Tage
♡-Weirdo_IDK-♡
♡-Weirdo_IDK-♡

Person: Anyway- RIP THAT PU$$Y EY. Me: Okay wtf I reddit at this point. 😑

Vor 17 Tage
♡-Weirdo_IDK-♡
♡-Weirdo_IDK-♡

Person:IF YOU LIKE GIRLS YOUR GAY Anyone:Wtf Nonbinary's:How am I gay. 😶 Genderfluid people:Uhhh I'm more than gay.

Vor 17 Tage
cooliscool
cooliscool

5:59 this sounds like my schools dresscode

Vor 19 Tage
Sasori Danna
Sasori Danna

America: putting the "serf" back into "I'm barely serf-viving working two jobs and making sure the rich are only getting richer off my labor"

Vor 20 Tage
Nyxis Klun
Nyxis Klun

I thought the cats were the lawyers and this is my third time watching it

Vor 20 Tage
Danielle Stryker
Danielle Stryker

World War II only involved white people? Only caucasians played any role in it? Because I know of a minimum 6 million people who were killed that weren't caucasians, specifically because they weren't caucasians. There are a lot of people now who share the same ideas as the bad guys in WWII, who all want me dead because of my race. Denying the Ashkenazi *race* ignores our existence as people along with our entire history of oppression and persecution. But hey, whining about white people means you're not racist, so dismissing the existence of a race of people is totally okay.

Vor 21 Tag
Danielle Stryker
Danielle Stryker

If we want to save money, cut the ludicrous boondoggle budget for the military. That money should be reinvested where it should have gone in the first place, our schools, infrastructure, social services, etc. Things that have been proven to better a country, unlike overfunded militaries. $5 billion in new uniforms that didn’t work out and had to be entirely replaced. $84 million a year in Viagra. Not being prescribed for heart conditions, only counting the prescriptions for ED. $53 million a year to sports, claiming to pay NFL, MLB, NBA, NHL, and MLS for their patriotism. (Didn’t know you had to pay for that. Curious how not one of those is a woman’s league.)$1,600 on lip balm. Now, that price may seem low compared to the others, but the reasoning behind it is why it makes the list. The lip balm was made to combat high rates of sexual assault in the Alaskan Air Force. Instead of doing literally anything, including near limitless free options, they dedicated a mere  $1,600 to combat the issue, and spent that budget on lip balm that said not to rape. Because the issue was clearly that no lip balm had ever told them not to rape. Problem solved? No, turns out they used CBD oil in the balm and had to destroy all 400 produced. And 400 lip balms for $1,600? I couldn’t over pay that much if I tried. Also, good news to all the victims out there, your combined trauma is equivalent to a 1995 Toyota Avalon with 260k miles on it. That’s .003% of what is donated to male sports teams to pay for their patriotism.  $136 million for rides-alongs with NASCAR.  In the US, it costs an average of $14,439 a year per student to send them to public school.  That means around 347,222 kids could get a year of school for what the US military spent on uniforms they immediately threw away.  That means around 5,817 kids could get a year of school for what the US military spends on ED meds each year.  That means around 3,657 kids could get a year of school for what the US military spends on buying the idea of patriotism of professional male athletes. That means around 9,419 kids could get a year of school for what the US military spends on NASCAR ride-alongs.  *There are*  50.8 million students in US public schools 1.3 million active-duty personal the US military In 2017 the yearly budget for public education in the US was $694 billionIn  In 2020 the yearly budget for the US military was $934 billion That’s $13,661 allocated per US student each year That's $718,461 allocated per US military personal each year That's 25% more funding for just 2.5% of the people

Vor 21 Tag
Danielle Stryker
Danielle Stryker

@7:07 Uh, those kids were alive. It doesn't count when you kill women and children who are born and therefore, actually living people. Actual lives don't matter, only when they aren't alive and it's merely a pretext for controlling and oppressing women. I also love how these people use the Bible, incorrectly, to support their ignorance, even though it actually doesn't support them and repeatedly says otherwise.

Vor 21 Tag
Finn olislagers
Finn olislagers

11:48 dude you'd have to live for 1600+ years to make a million if you got 50 bucks a month

Vor 21 Tag
Nintendo Boy
Nintendo Boy

That intro was beautiful

Vor 21 Tag
Haruka Satou
Haruka Satou

Well I am gay, and I'm a submissive Femboy bottom.

Vor 22 Tage
Pumpkin3108
Pumpkin3108

(4:01) You are clearly unknowledgable in the runnings of a communist society. Its communism when *nobody* eats because its equality!

Vor 22 Tage
Dominik Tősér
Dominik Tősér

11:41 me a hungaryan:14 629 forints every month (50$ option b)

Vor 22 Tage
James Chipman
James Chipman

I had covid before it existed

Vor 22 Tage
Dingus TM
Dingus TM

Kinda weird how in the first post, he slams people for being on the counter-side of modern feminism but goes on to call out CNN for pushing bogus feel-good narratives that cover the truth behind it. I gotta say, men get put down and women get put on a pedestal and it's causing a rift. I'm not really sure how wanting someone to have submissive traits which are typical of females is a strange or sexist response when we compare the two genders. You don't have to be an anthropologist or sociologist to know that men are naturally dominant and women are naturally submissive. When either gender deviates from this, it's not SUPER abnormal, but it's not the typical. I'm all for people being respectful and open-minded but man, I dunno what happened in the last two decades to make everyone such a weirdo snowflake.

Vor 22 Tage
troll
troll

As an autistic person, please dont use us to push your harmful beliefs that kill and ruin people on others. (response to the antivax being a bad excuse to say you resent your autistic kid thing)

Vor 23 Tage
carter dunn
carter dunn

The sticker In the thumbnail is fake lol. Someone put that on there you can see that it’s kinda corooked

Vor 23 Tage
darkmtbg2
darkmtbg2

at 11:51 would need to live 1666 years and about 7 months for the money to earn more than the 1.000.000 dollars. its way better to get the million here and now and invest them then you can basically leech of the interests for the rest of your life :)

Vor 23 Tage
Miraak Champion of Hermaeus Mora
Miraak Champion of Hermaeus Mora

The Texas abortion thing is absolute bullcrap but the winter was more so a case of bad luck and freak weather more so than malicious intent. hindsight is 2020 and who would have thought in February 2020 we'd have a winter with temps below 10 in TEXAS

Vor 23 Tage
PanickBEE
PanickBEE

1:51 wait i thought everyone celebrated "monthdays" until the kid turns 1

Vor 24 Tage
DottedSqace
DottedSqace

Vvv. Vvv. Vvv. v. V b. B Like the other one is

Vor 24 Tage
skelecogaming
skelecogaming

why did i think this is r/assholedesign?

Vor 25 Tage
Sleepy doge
Sleepy doge

4:08 bruh I know this is photoshopped bc the real headline is about how you should get vaccinated.

Vor 25 Tage
Wesley Wilcox
Wesley Wilcox

The women at 4:00 is a devil in human skin,.

Vor 26 Tage
HECKLER Computers
HECKLER Computers

16:28 This made me laugh so hard I almost fell off my couch. I hope to see one of these squad cars someday just to see if it’s really real because this is the goofiest thing I’ve ever freaking seen in the real world. 😂

Vor 26 Tage
HyperJGaming
HyperJGaming

That 50$ a month passive income is so damn funny cause like if i picked that now I wouldnt even break 50k before I died

Vor 27 Tage
plushyjwolf
plushyjwolf

someone: *tells every one about their problems an how they should be smarter* the people: *shows the middle finger* me: why?

Vor 27 Tage
gameshiba🌸🍡
gameshiba🌸🍡

The coyote looks so cute I know it's not a puppy but it's so cute that that women thought it was and at 1st I thought it was a husky but no 😢 It was a coyte and that's cute to ! 😍

Vor 27 Tage
gameshiba🌸🍡
gameshiba🌸🍡

I'm autistic

Vor 27 Tage
Tricoman
Tricoman

11:50 it would take 1667 years to make more than a million dollars

Vor 27 Tage
randompoet99
randompoet99

Get 1000000 dollars right now or get less than one day's worth of minimum wage pay once per month? I would probably go for the million myself.

Vor 27 Tage
Diot
Diot

The guy who reads reddit posts for a living told ppl to touch grass,this is how bad it's got Obvious joke :D

Vor 27 Tage
AK-Nerfer
AK-Nerfer

If your mindset even somewhat allines with this guy go touch some brass is what I thought he said no he said grass

Vor 27 Tage
Slightly dyslexic puffle
Slightly dyslexic puffle

If you think about it poor villagers from Africa are technically the most pure human groups

Vor 28 Tage
Basement Gamer
Basement Gamer

Being Christian myself, I hate to be next to the people who are anti-vax, and while I feel abortion is not right, it is their choice and none of my business

Vor 28 Tage
Sofite_toozs
Sofite_toozs

1:21 sometimes my autism makes my life a challenge and sometimes I just wish I was “normal” especially with the ableism I have to deal with online and from my schoo, [I have dyslexia and a speech impment too which makes it worse] but sometimes I’m proud of my autism. It makes me who i am [aka a idoit/hj] autism isn’t a disease. We don’t need “curing”

Vor 28 Tage
Elisha ND
Elisha ND

4:15 I AINT GOING BACK TO THE COAL MINES!!!! Also while this is a joke, I honestly know nothing about children working in the coal mines so I may be a fool who doesn’t understand why the joke is funny, or offensive.

Vor 28 Tage

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