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Micah Foley
Micah Foley

Can confirm microwaved hamster.

Vor 8 Stunden
Micah Foley
Micah Foley

Answering yr man's question's as well as possible, considering i'm an idiot: mountains like everest are caused by the collision of tectonic plates. Everest's are still colliding, adding height. at least i assume that's what caused it. it could totally be the bodies of adventurous weirdos who aren't satisfied with vr everest.

Vor 8 Stunden
Yeet Gunderson
Yeet Gunderson

When a mountain is formed it's because two tectonic plates collided and they're still colliding so it gradually gets steeper and taller.

Vor 12 Stunden
I'm bored
I'm bored

Mountains girl bite of tectonic plates pushing further into each other pushing the mounting up but sometimes this can break it so it's kind of a 50/50 chance every time they push against each other Yeet

Vor Tag
Fern S
Fern S

3:05 now i'm no rock scientist but i'm pretty sure its the plates pushing against each-other and bending/pushing rock and stuff upwards

Vor 2 Tage
Erick’s Gaming
Erick’s Gaming

4:05 no, “mil” in spanish is “thousand.” So more like 5,800 likes.

Vor 2 Tage
Reuben Ransfield
Reuben Ransfield

“for just 28 DNA points” I don’t want to say it I don’t want to be a nerd But it’s 32

Vor 6 Tage
Dianne Zurcher
Dianne Zurcher

Great video mate merry Christmas and a happy new year and a happy new year and a happy new year and a happy new year and a happy new year and a happy new year and a happy new year and a 5y J I have to go to the time line for a bit more about the time line for a bit more about the time line for a bit more about the time line for a bit more new listings for single I will have a good mother is the time of reading my letter I sent me an opportunity for me the envelope and send it back

Vor 7 Tage
The Terrible Arist [Gone, reduced to attoms]
The Terrible Arist [Gone, reduced to attoms]

1:46 man named henry spares injuried german soilder’s life, regrets it forever

Vor 8 Tage
Shadowfury428
Shadowfury428

Dude the voices you do are hilarious 😆

Vor 9 Tage
Imma Bee
Imma Bee

Hitler's onlyfans be like: "Trying to dominate my Soviet boyfriend. Got dominated instead!"

Vor 9 Tage
Gracie Gay
Gracie Gay

you wanna see a cursed comment? they say your last name is what your ancestors did as a job.

Vor 9 Tage
Jackson Sailer
Jackson Sailer

"Doesn't snow melt?" On Everest?! C'mon man.

Vor 10 Tage
a bloop in the madness
a bloop in the madness

oh your a caprisun? im a ☀gem eye☀

Vor 10 Tage
Killer bunny339
Killer bunny339

14:02 rest in peace lil floofers 😢

Vor 11 Tage
Owen Wylie • Less than 5 seconds ago
Owen Wylie • Less than 5 seconds ago

Yo necesito mas leche;)

Vor 11 Tage
INSOMNIA
INSOMNIA

Does nobody know that Hitler is actually Austrian

Vor 11 Tage
Rammendeman Yt
Rammendeman Yt

Am I the only one who saw octo from spongebob in the ear

Vor 12 Tage
Brayden Holden
Brayden Holden

Jack is really just testing Youtube's demonetization. 'Would not even be surprised if there is a "Jack Girr Moaning ASMR"

Vor 12 Tage
GoodGamerGotDrip
GoodGamerGotDrip

Move kid get out the way get out the way kid get out the way

Vor 12 Tage
Calvin da werecat 999
Calvin da werecat 999

Peta is dumb repost tis

Vor 12 Tage
Random Raven
Random Raven

Y the fuck is every posting about the tectonic plates thing, like if we are dumbasses.

Vor 13 Tage
Joel Vasquez
Joel Vasquez

15:52 💀

Vor 14 Tage
A Person
A Person

3:21 amazing

Vor 16 Tage
Calamity
Calamity

Mountains grow because the two tectonic plates of Asia and India and constantly getting closer to each other so one side gets pushed higher cause it mountains and the Himalayas are a result of that. So since they keep grinding against each other the mountains grow in height 👍

Vor 16 Tage
None
None

At 4:00 "mil" would be a thousand in Portuguese, "milhão" is a million.

Vor 16 Tage
Trying My Best
Trying My Best

4:07 (yeah yeah yeah I'm late) jack, buddy ole pal, mil is a thousand in spanish! and in some Spanish speaking countries, they use commas instead of decimals!

Vor 16 Tage
Brady Graff
Brady Graff

In case you are still wondering, the mountains were formed by the collision of tectonic plates over a long long time and it just hasn't stopped for Mt. Everest.

Vor 17 Tage
Jack Clare-Campbell
Jack Clare-Campbell

Day one of asking Jack to say ‘Hi I’m Jack, the government rat that stabs you in the back’

Vor 18 Tage
luzitycult
luzitycult

1:13 it's like squid game for kids

Vor 18 Tage
Brad Hartliep
Brad Hartliep

Hitler wasn't German, he was Austrian ..

Vor 18 Tage
SainBrawler
SainBrawler

i love this narrorator because my names jack and he says welcome jack im back

Vor 19 Tage
Gabe Meyer
Gabe Meyer

Might Guy impersonation 3:24 8:50

Vor 19 Tage
Aliea Clark
Aliea Clark

Where the heck was he napping at to be cremated by mistake?

Vor 19 Tage
Rachel Rogers
Rachel Rogers

The morgue employee story was from a satire news site. It's actual fake news.

Vor 20 Tage
Rachel Rogers
Rachel Rogers

Everest grows because The tectonic plate india is on is still slowly crashing into asia. Everest is two edges being pushed up.

Vor 20 Tage
Rachel Rogers
Rachel Rogers

When someone knocks on the door to the bathroom stall you're supposed to say "Who is it?" with an upward inflection like you're expecting company.

Vor 20 Tage
The Nerdy Gamer!!!
The Nerdy Gamer!!!

13:25 I was playing farming sim then I turned it off

Vor 21 Tag
SticcBoi_Animates
SticcBoi_Animates

Me:*scratching my leg cuz it was bitten by a mosquito and not paying attention* 0:27 Jack: *"Welcome Jack, My Name's Back!"* Me: What the- **insert damien's legendary wheeze**

Vor 22 Tage
DestinyGames
DestinyGames

0:20 d-d-d--d--d-d--d-d-dalek?????

Vor 23 Tage
Trash Rose
Trash Rose

I was fine until "good suck, I gave" was literally like "noooooo" at 3am

Vor 24 Tage
Ruben
Ruben

4:04 it's not million it's mil which is Portuguese for a thousand

Vor 27 Tage
DaniDanoodido
DaniDanoodido

Why is hitler always portrait as german? He was Austrian

Vor 28 Tage
Neb0s
Neb0s

NO WAIT BUY THE GENETIC HARDENING INSTEAD IS MUCH BETT-

Vor Monat
EnderTheGamer853
EnderTheGamer853

I looked at the thumbnail confused, then I realized, it’s ahempornhubahem

Vor Monat
NameOfSomthing
NameOfSomthing

mountains are tectonic plates colliding so they ocasionaly shift a bit pushing the plates higher

Vor Monat
No_one_important
No_one_important

4:05 5,8 _thousand_ likes. If you pay attention, YouTube is in Portuguese there, and "mil" is thousand

Vor Monat
PeopleCallMeLucifer
PeopleCallMeLucifer

3:10 TECTONICS

Vor Monat
Woomy Swoomy
Woomy Swoomy

12:10 Xbox can be played on your phone Playstation has the portable version which basically has all 3 of the dangonrompa games And the gamecube has been made portable by one talented mother f*****

Vor Monat
the king of jesters
the king of jesters

Uk, I w d That is my attempt at typing nose with my nose

Vor Monat
Dee Wolff
Dee Wolff

E

Vor Monat
Blair
Blair

1:08 That candy bowl is evil. Exactly why I want to do that to my sister!

Vor Monat
Hoodtaku
Hoodtaku

Jack has the laugh similar to a smoker hacking up a lung

Vor Monat
Lynn Canigula
Lynn Canigula

3:24 Actually I'm watching this on 9//11. I do not want to joke about it.

Vor Monat
dada baby
dada baby

4:52 the ears Are lookin like someone smiling 😳😳😳‼️

Vor Monat
GamingGuides
GamingGuides

Mil in other languages means thousand, so that comment does not have a million likes

Vor Monat
first name last name
first name last name

16:11 Yoda out of context. Yoda.. YODA NO

Vor Monat
nelly
nelly

3:26 its 9/11 as i watch this uh uhm uh

Vor Monat
Kiwi Gamer258
Kiwi Gamer258

"f censor king" that killed me

Vor Monat
Nameless Knight
Nameless Knight

3:03 Snow falls on mountain, mountain becomes bigger.

Vor Monat
Destiny!sans
Destiny!sans

7:25 me after infecting greendland while ingame for an hour

Vor Monat
nam
nam

9:40 Me, an agender human: Fuck. OKAY, HOW TO CUT THESE OFF?!

Vor Monat
Tank_8o
Tank_8o

7:47 what introverts truly do with the food they buy at the store. (They frik it. :))

Vor Monat
Werder fan
Werder fan

3:03 how do you think mountains are formed? It's called plate tectonics

Vor Monat
Professional-idiot-g
Professional-idiot-g

ACTUAL pro tip: when someone knocks of the bathroom door, say “occupied” :)

Vor Monat
Schmeezy
Schmeezy

nonononono 𝘼𝘾𝙏𝙐𝘼𝙇 pro tip, scream as loud as you can

Vor 24 Tage
rotisseriesoup
rotisseriesoup

actual pro tip: open the door

Vor Monat
gangrene,s al a mene,st
gangrene,s al a mene,st

Where is the lamb sauce on a baby no no no its WHERES THE FETUS SAUCE! AND THE EMBRYO ON TOP?!?!

Vor Monat
dion hicks
dion hicks

8:38 this literally is true

Vor Monat
Ashley Messina
Ashley Messina

The mature dresser specifically bathe because find consistently groan but a private staircase. grubby gruesome, superficial office

Vor Monat
Dozer
Dozer

The 5,9mil likes on a comment, is just 5,900 or so because Mil in Spanish means thousand.

Vor Monat
Tristan Tanzil
Tristan Tanzil

bring out the weegee board

Vor Monat
Portugal Ball
Portugal Ball

Yes

Vor Monat
rosycatsim
rosycatsim

“5.8 million likes on a comment?? Ehhh MEHHH” spanish and other languages:

Vor Monat
Ryder, Fool
Ryder, Fool

4:05 The print is in portuguese. Mil is thousand in portuguese It isnt spanish because it would be "Hace 2 meses" if it was spanish.

Vor Monat
FlatRalsei
FlatRalsei

16:11 never say that again any of you

Vor Monat
Vratko Čižmár
Vratko Čižmár

9:42 was wandering why she was moaning louder

Vor Monat
Swxsh
Swxsh

4:06 mil in some languages means 1000

Vor Monat
SPSheep
SPSheep

Mountains grow when tectonic plates shift closer. Just like me shifting closer to manslaughter.

Vor Monat
xenox 7001
xenox 7001

9:08 Ehhhhh if you are already 10 years in coma and theres no big chances you will wake up this would be better for you to die i think Or you wany to live in infinity nightmare

Vor Monat
Elizar Melone
Elizar Melone

Considering how much he likes the chorus effect, do you think the editors ever go, "oh crap, it's another one of Jack's videos."

Vor Monat
Luthian Williams
Luthian Williams

Really don't need the sounds you make, bruh...

Vor Monat
Sunsets
Sunsets

For the one with “how does a mountain grow” it’s because of the plates of the world :))

Vor Monat
yeetus geetus
yeetus geetus

b e b y f l a t

Vor Monat
Zenitsu :D
Zenitsu :D

13:25 voice crack?

Vor Monat
Zenitsu :D
Zenitsu :D

Whip out ze whalueegee board

Vor Monat
Mimic Hy-pyre
Mimic Hy-pyre

Batdaddy

Vor Monat
Cretrovior Rex
Cretrovior Rex

UwU... A mountain grows just like a mat fold when you push from both ends... Just like that the tectonic plates are still "pushing" on them... I'm sure there's a better explaination.

Vor Monat
Hypertywe
Hypertywe

0:04 you started your car to go shoping

Vor Monat
REAPERxCAT
REAPERxCAT

I know nobody is going to read this, but mountains probably grow by the shifting of the tectonic plates or magma or something. I’m not a geologist I’m just guessing what is most probable

Vor Monat
dway
dway

6:48 no no not double kill wait till someone is there *preferably a female with 1 2 3 or more children inside her belly* and than belly flop high up onto the concrete 5 or more kills with one stone heck even a ble window will show up saying Quadra kill or something like that

Vor Monat
BaconMan
BaconMan

Uh?? Covid only killed 10,632 People

Vor Monat
Ada the artist
Ada the artist

4:52 the ears make the face of an old man

Vor Monat
Mason Shifar
Mason Shifar

7:04 why did he say it like that

Vor Monat
KaasKipnugget
KaasKipnugget

"Why don"t they just enable him?"

Vor Monat
Toaste furry
Toaste furry

Everyone’s from Alabama technically because Adam and Eve gave birth to us all technically because they were the first humans and Adam and Eves kids had kids together

Vor Monat
Emerson Innit
Emerson Innit

PLS THE DREAM REFRENCE WHEN HE WAS TALKING ABT SPEEDRUNNING

Vor 2 Monate
Star Sticky Gamer
Star Sticky Gamer

Intestines

Vor 2 Monate
Jade Trying to chill
Jade Trying to chill

Why does everyone seem to be so horrified about the mixing of the three candies of similar shape they’re not the same shape and two of them are labeled you can pick one up and automatically know if it’s a skittle or not (skittles are rounder ) if you did peanut butter M&Ms they almost be the same shape but they’d still be labeled (I do eat candy of this type one at a time so I suppose if you do eat them by the handful this could be annoying but I don’t think it would taste all that bad)

Vor 2 Monate
Tiago Coelho
Tiago Coelho

At minute 4:00 it is 5.8 thousand likes and not millions it is on portuguese yiu can see where it says "2 meses atrás (editado)" that means 5 months ago (edited) i know that because im portuguese

Vor 2 Monate
Jagielski Gaming
Jagielski Gaming

9:41 So THAT'S why my underwear feels tighter... Hm...

Vor 2 Monate
8 fetton & en papegoja
8 fetton & en papegoja

Mountains grow the same way they are created. *MAGIC* No but really its the earth moving, crashing parts and sliding them away creating mountains and oceans etc

Vor 2 Monate

Nächster

r/Cursedcomments | no PLEASE

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r/Cursedcomments | no PLEASE

EmKay

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ALL OF R/MADLADS

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EmKay

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Instagram Boomers

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Drew Gooden

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r/Cursedcomments | send me you're toes

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r/Cursedcomments | yum

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r/Cursedcomments | yum

EmKay

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r/Memes | TRUEST POSTS ON REDDIT

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EmKay

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EmKay

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EmKay

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r/Cursedcomments | crunchy

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EmKay

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DYMA dribbelt das System 🤯💛

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Måneskin - MAMMAMIA (Official Video)

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An Invisible Hotel Made of Mirrors!

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Bloxorz speedruns are extremely satisfying

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