11:29 i cannot BREATHE oh my mgod

ok groomer

Ok

@EmKay ily

@EmKay wtf

Aw man damien is still with emkay in this video. This is nostalgic. COME BACK DAMIEN!

Well...?

You sound like he died

OH BOY DO I HAVE SOME GODDAMNED NEWS FOR YOU

Actual fact: Damien lives in DeeLee now

Why did he leave?

Damien:*Pronounce Hokage “Hokaje”* Weebs: “I believe even god forgives murder.”

fufufufufu

That is a Jojo part five refrence

Is that a fucking Jojo reference

Weebs: 9:50

Is that a polpo reference

I would pay money to watch a Lord of the Ring spoof where everyone is gangster

Me too man, me too

May I introduce you to Lord of the Weed?!

I bet Golem would have a gold chain with a dollar sign!!!

Gandolf would literally be packing heat

Lord of the Blings

I legit screamed in my head “DAMIENS BACK DAMIENS BACK” and then I realized it was from 5 months ago

I really want Damien back though

@Mankdemmer just scrubscribe to his yt then, it's Damien Lee

✨good news✨

very good news

Damien’s iconic laugh is honestly terrifying

the first part to that one laugh

HU HUA HA HA HA, AH HA HA HA

that onr

What type of man are you? Emkay: I'm not Thanos 7:00

I love Damiens voice so much, i could listen to it the whole day In fact, i do

Since slazo has been making some videos again I think it’d be nice if you could invite him as a guest (like a call together) and read. It’d be a good way to let people know he’s back and encourage him. : D

*No.*

He has the most contagious laugh I swear xD

I love it when we can hear Damien recline in his computer chair. It makes me feel like we're all relaxing together with these memes. Also I'm a Leo.

Anyone else watching old Emkay videos and praying that Damien comes back one day?

Can't believe Damien got gilbert to be in the video. mad lad

it took months, but we managed to secure a deal with gilbert's agent. We Did It For The Fans

@EmKay jh(

Your laugh always brings a smile to my face (:

Me watching as Damien's laugh rises into the heavens

Install Now image: [Literally exists] Me: *confused screaming*

*I live for your wheeze laughs*

salty pretzel innit

11:47 did anyone else notice that he said “cr-uh-cifix” instead of “crucifix?”

bruhcifix

Yes

AguynamedZ - sorry but the way he pronounced it was “cruh-ci-fix.

Huhcifix?

Bee wax

Day 1 of asking emkay to say “my namien is damien”

too late

Oofe

he has to say “my namien is damien and welcomiem to r/subredit

@Animator bruh "my-aniem namien ismien damien welcomien to-ien theien r/subreddit-ein

Have him say I’m fakob Jakob

When you laugh more at comedy cemetery then comedy heaven

gilbert made me laugh so hard that i spit coffee all over my bed and computer and i dont know why i laughed so hard its just gilbert

5:38 Anyone else notice that the "don't" in the "don't fart" is spelt wrong?

The way Damien laughs at the start tho-

1:33 Why was I born a Capricorn? Now people will think I'm a goat- (Edit: Nevermind, I'm an Aquarius. People will think I'm a water-bearer.)

ahaha same

10:38 absolutely absurd that we have to censor pictures of guns

this is the worst timeline

Even worst, he had to censor a fortnite gun

@Random Breads ikr it's so dumb that u have to censor guns from one of the most cartoony and family friendly battle royale ever

I have chronic depression and im not prescribed anything because Damien's voice and laugh is my prescription

Thanks to Gosh for sending his only son Jeepers to die on Christmas. Praise to Gosh for giving us EmKay! Way better than Christmas and no one had to die. Don't forget the reason for the season. ❤️

who is Gosh ?? or what is Gosh..?

jeeper? aw man 😎 way back in the mine

EmKay 👌🏽❤️!

Basil Refaey English Speaking Gosh only knows...

Fun fact: in like 20 years comedy heaven will turn into comedy cemetery..

I love watching r/comedyheaven and r/echnicallythetruth although I love everything emkay does

My favorite thing Damien has said was the hypertension time thing with the picture of the stoned 3d heart. I just can't get it out of my head.

Onision is not a rabbit hole you wanna go down.

Hearing his name triggers my fight or flight response

@Ultimate Trash Boy it triggers my fight or fight response

12:06 I almost died Edit: the way Damien said it made me laugh harder

when is damien gonna start introducing himself as "my namien is damien"

He already did it on his channel

PERFECT

“Always love the Reddit boys” *insert the meme of Obama giving Obama a medal*

God damien's laugh is scary on 2x speed

I died of laughter when Damien said “Frodo Baggins”

5:30 this man's heart is in the car of a driver that is known to spin. Every time it spins, it's a heart attack.

Gilbert lookin kinna fresh doe, he jus vibin

Leave him alone hes vibin it

When Damien wheezed, I felt that.

12:08 imagine if this dude actually just made a candy that look exactly like a Nintendo switch controller just to trick Nintendo, that would be the ultimate power move

that would be epic

you either die a hero, or live long enough to see rSlash and emkay collabing.

6:39 "Do you expect me to talk?" "No Mr Armstrong. I expect you to die!"

Haha nice reference

He’s not asking you to install *He’s telling you*

INSTALL NOW.

*INSTALL NOW*

It's not a question. It is a command

He's not asking you *"Install now?"* he's telling you *"INSTALL NOW!"*

@B W except hes demonically screaming it

Can someone make a petition to make all Reddit YouTubers show the full posts please

Damien’s laugh is as amazing

0:26 DAMIEN NO YOU NEED CONTEXT HE’S AN ENEMY STAND

Oh no, he knows. He's actually a JoJo fan.

*Wait that actually makes it wor-*

NOO

@BumbleBlitz oh fuck

return to monke

I love how everyone ignores the fact that EmKay has posted two comedy heaven videos in the span of only 2 hours

I couldnt stop laughing from that thumbnail 😂

1:26 this is my sleep paralysis demon

Damien has a really cute laugh

“Ok, Groomer” Damien, you’ve stolen our hearts 😭🤣 MAN O’ THA PEOPLE! 🙌🏻

i've watched this video at least 5 times now it's one of my favorites of all time

Can we take a moment to appreciate how the Cuphead die house theme plays throughout the entirety of all his videos!!!

The thing i dont like about materwelon is that they made the skin so appely and realistic, and the insides look like a very large kiwi. So i think it should be called “Akwi”

8:40 That looks awfully familiar.. 😂

Redditor NOW where have i seen it before.......maybe....pewdiepie?

nice to see you watch the god, too :)

Hey man

Yoooooo what's up redditor From: a fan across the ocean

Knew it from first glance

When he said “I lost the game” I manually inhaled, this is the fourth time I’ve lost today, and you lose too for seeing this comment,

Nadia were gonna fight. I haven’t thought ab that shit in a full year and a half.

Everywhere "the game" appears, you do as well. As if to be a ghostly apparition warning of the coming apocalypse far too late.

crap why would you do thatttt

I thought this was self contained in my school

Disssociated I thought about this comment today, I lost that game (you do to when you see this comment)

Thanks, I promised myself if I lost the game one more time I would make everyone lose. Hope you're happy now!

"Money can't buy great genes" * laughs in evil trillionaire movie villain *

I'm a capricorn, and the love for tater tots are too accurate.

8:39 I would love to see a Redditor and EmKay crossover

Eyebrow dandruff = cursed image

“My salt and vinegar chips!” Ah I see you’re a man of culture

I did it, I FINALLY FOUND AN EPISODE WITH DAMIEN AS THE HOST

8:41 Redditor thumbnails are the most cursed thumbnails

If you're doing the Darth Vader thing always bring a plastic lightsaber those things hurt like hell and could fight off an army of demons

if looking good was a crime i would have no criminal record

This was uploaded while I was in the shower. I should take more showers.

emkay's business objective is to increase your water bill by 75% before 2021

@EmKay TOO MUCH MOISTURE

“jonathan” on an apple reminds me of the time I was at a club after school, and we went outside, and somebody had an orange. For some reason, we decided to name it. I suggested Jonathan, after my brother. Not long after, somebody suggested we slam Jonathan into the pavement and record it in slow motion. We brutally murdered Jonathan by throwing him at the ground repeatedly until he split open. Good times.

what

@ngracc Yes.

2:36 When you get 1000 points closer you will achieve the ability to skate for people's sins.

Your voice is like scraping your fingernails down a black bord... And i love it

In a lot of circumstances, the only thing that differentiates r/Comedyheaven from r/ComedyCemetery is the subreddid it's posted on. It's like laugh tracks in sitcoms - it's only funny, because you're told you're supposed to laugh.

It's not r/comdeyheaven unless Damien does something or says something that will make him die of laughter

Damien: *posts 3 videos in a day* Me: WAIT THATS ILLEGAL

12:42 we didn’t lose the game.... he’s showing his support for EmKay!

Year 20 of Damien saying "avaluable" instead of "available" and hopefully many, many more years of it to come!

3:38 the funny thing is that HE TAKES A SIDE WAYS PHOTO WITH A PROFESIONAL CAMERA

8:15 I can see a 35-year-old man, walking into his home. He has just gotten home from work and is ready to make dinner. He slowly walks to his living room. Once he is in the living room, the camera turns to the other side, revealing a massive collection of Places I Have Cried packages, with the toy still in them, completely intact.

8:55 That is a thumbnail from Redditor. He is a real genius in reading reddit posts.

For the star sign thing about Nicki Minaj, I am Cancer. That is both my star sign and my reaction.

leave roger alone

“hey noik nice batistas” Aquarius - 2020 I’m an Aquarius and I approve this message

I need to get MEELK. I need milk for my cereal.

Same

3:56 I have felt this mans shame. One day I had gotten a horrible stomach bug Thad caused me to suffer this tragedy

8:45. that's not prorevenge, that's entitledparents.

No one makes Damien laugh like Damien

12:21 looks like if Putin was a teacher.

Honestly that fan art was cute

i love r/comedyheaven on emkay because no matter what the meme is damien fucking loses it and i do too

Why does he look like he's floating? He is- he lived long enough to see himself become the villain

The girl with all those Patrick boyfriends must be starstruck

H o h o

DIO!

!OID

The damien's impresion of yoda is amazing dude

0:25 jojo fans gonna start ww3 after seeing a jojoke

Yes

@Sneezy Yes Yes Yes Yes Yes

@Frozeramen wow so 🆒

yes

@Frozeramen Yes Yes Yes Yes Yes Yes

I forgot that i actually f*cked a toy pony

Relatable tbh

bro what

@AkumaSZN Nice try, but i memorized the link already.

@Red Bunny oh god i need to remember the link itll be useful

The line between lame boomer memes and comedy heaven is so blurred the line takes up all of the puns

Damn you Damien I was doing so good at not losing

0:29 wait Damien you don’t know what you’re saying

E

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Glad to see Taurus totally made the list and was not missing at all...

0:24 I dont think he knows that scene... or at least I hope he doesnt know what the monkey does..

F N A F

Yep

At my school somebody wrote “Gerald” in permanent marker on the wall above the whiteboard and I lost my shit when I first saw it. No context, just Gerald

Sometimes when I watch emkay I think of bob crosses calm voice

please never imply that Forever is a likable character again 😔

Random girl: “adopt a shelter pet and I’ll do the naughtys with you” Me (who has adopted more dogs from shelters then you can understand): “RUN!!!”