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Cameron Vadnais
Cameron Vadnais

It baffles me that some people want to pay in exposure. That means someone else is paying still. Like, someone had to earn that money in a a shitty way, i.e. work.

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Ken Squibb
Ken Squibb

That free coffee thing feels Canadian. At every A&W restaurant I have ever been to anywhere in Canada, there is ALWAYS a group of seniors. I have seen them stay from 7:30am till just before the lunch rush. I know that my hometown location used to offer free senior coffee, most of them would buy the breakfast special (toast, eggs, hashbrown, with either bacon or sausage, and an additional coffee), but some just mooched off of the free coffee. I'd be there doing work (school and otherwise) and yes I was making purchases (start with a breakfast sandwich combo and finish with a Papa Burger with cheese combo :) )

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xxKittyxx
xxKittyxx

that laptop looked like absolute shit tho. The one I have is cheaper and looks nicer. Who would pay so much money for that

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Dan Pallas Zuko Zelenia Lowell Kuremi Velhardt
Dan Pallas Zuko Zelenia Lowell Kuremi Velhardt

_s e n i o r_

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Cartoon Alex
Cartoon Alex

I have played the tuba and if I was supposed to get paid for playing I will be wanting my money wether or not I get the money

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Tinker
Tinker

665

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Tinker
Tinker

666

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Tinker
Tinker

665

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Tinker
Tinker

664

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Tinker
Tinker

663

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Tinker
Tinker

662

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Tinker
Tinker

661

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Adin Kovacevic
Adin Kovacevic

4:01 Jack please, pleeeaaaassseeee talk normally ffs. You sound like you're chocking.

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Blue Dragon Entertainment
Blue Dragon Entertainment

Had a choosing beggar ask me for free art once. I decided to go along with it and humour them but after they'd gone over their incredibly long list of demands I simply sent them a stick figure with a caption explaining they should be happy I bothered at all

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Yuval Biron
Yuval Biron

“Thanks for letting me use your wifey” uhhhhHHHHHHHHH

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Judebricks
Judebricks

4:06 its a italian thing pronounced "noki"

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Jessica Richardson
Jessica Richardson

I love how all the different narrators have their own style of narrating. I used to have a favourite but I love all of them hehe

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Mr Moonwalker
Mr Moonwalker

tinder woman: "i hate men" *all men but incells leave*

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Mr Moonwalker
Mr Moonwalker

it is perfect that some of these sound like frieza

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Martie Faye
Martie Faye

Regarding the restaurant food blogger one (@3:56), I used to work at a hotel with a great/fancy restaurant in LA. So many influencers abound…the manager was very into giving discounts for real influencers, however they usually called/emailed in advance before their visit. Seems like something a food blogger with “11 thousand” followers should know about lol

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Jonnybonnie100
Jonnybonnie100

12 dozens is 144 btw

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ItsFritter
ItsFritter

11:55 adhd go brrrrrrrrrrrrr

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Zero Fighter
Zero Fighter

9:16 Oh boy, where do I- a professional musician- fucking start? How about at 1? 1. If you're giving the gig to local musicians, I've got news for you; THEY'RE ALL WORKING FULL TIME JOBS, and playing music is their passion project that they do on the side. This one show, they're missing out on easily $100 from the shift they gave up to be there. They also spend between 5 and 20j hours a week practicing, most practice sessions that I've been a part of lasting between 4 and 7 hours each day, many times multiple days each week. This is a second job that does not pay wages or salary, it pays by the gig. 2. Playing music is fun. Playing music on stage, with potentially hundreds of people watching is STRESSFUL AS FUCK. One sour note, one misstep in choreography, one fumble lyric, one dropped stick, one snapped string, one amplifier malfunction, and you can get boo'd off the stage, and lose all credibility, making it difficult to ever work with anyone ever again. Plus, when you're local, you haul your own gear, so by the time you're ready to go on stage, you're already sore and tired. Then, when you're done playing, you have to clear out your gear as quickly as possible while the next band sets up. It's a nightmare, and sometimes takes longer than the actual set that you play. Meanwhile, the sound tech just sets up some microphones, and spends 95% of their time at the mixing board. 3. Not paying musicians is how you become just another shitty venue that doesn't pay their hired performers. By refusing to pay musicians, you literally make yourself just another venue, and become the opposite of special or unique; you become the example. It's actually special and unique when venues DO pay their musicians. I know, I've been stiffed a cumulative $58,000 USD, but don't worry, I've been talking to some landlords about paying rent and utilities with my leftover exposure. No dice yet, but fingers crossed. 4. That's... the point. 5. That's a you problem. If you can't afford to pay musicians, don't hire musicians. Here's a thought. How about you throw a festival on your own dime, and let the musicians handle the money. Don't worry. The musicians will print out some flyers to hang around the festival on the day of, and it'll be great exposure while the musicians play on the stage you provide. What? That sounds unreasonable? You don't say.

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ZK
ZK

*Thanos shouldve killed all of us*

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TJ _
TJ _

Jack is best

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Nick Myers
Nick Myers

How does a car take out a blackberry bush. Those bushes are resilient and grow/spread incredibly fast. Also you have to hand cut the stems from hours before digging the roots out lol.

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Jan Uebel
Jan Uebel

"Horror story for your industry using just four words" The Deadline is today (hour before my shift ends)

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NekoEchoFlower
NekoEchoFlower

14:14 Points?? I tell ya'll DA points are just some digital points you CANNOT convert to real money. I doubt vets accept that form of payment dude

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Chechires World
Chechires World

From my industry: "i demand the Manager"

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Kate-Emma Murray
Kate-Emma Murray

It was the bringing it home with a bashing of the NBN for me!

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Cloaks arcade
Cloaks arcade

If I end up on here I'll be happy and disappointed at the same time😂 I was just asking for assistance with my project

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PsychoMantis
PsychoMantis

The reason for a dog having individual playtime or walks is probably due to a dog being stressed on a walk or can be somewhat aggressive, sometimes they may not walk well or they are easier to handle individually.

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Electriclegend
Electriclegend

15 mb/s download speed is bad? where I live a 1mb/s download speed is the norm and even then it used to be 100 kb/s Stop being ungrateful.

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Danielle Stryker
Danielle Stryker

"Horror story for your industry using just four words"  I can do it in one, * achoo * (Answer below) Spoiler: Elementary Education

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BeanLT
BeanLT

damn i’m glad i stopped doing free art for my “friends” in middle school… i’ve used like, 3 entire notebooks worth of paper and *so much art stuff* for them i was literally broke… and they have the audacity to request even more free art in high school and didn’t even want to pay for transportation or anything?? it was extremely satisfying to verbally destroy them lmao

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kono dio da
kono dio da

1:30 THE B A R T E R SYSTEM

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WolfZoo69
WolfZoo69

Thumbs down due to the unnecessarily OTT bullshite voice acting. Just read the stuff w/o adding annoyingly grating improve.

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Xaran Alamas
Xaran Alamas

Cookie person would only be the Asshole if the mother had paid her for the cookies IMO. As it is she spent $300 of her own money with no indication of recompense for the ingredients, time or work spent on baking those cookies.

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austin fernando
austin fernando

why do people think that work isn't work unless it sucks? also people need to friggin eat  if you want people to do stuff then they need to be _able_ to do it so they need paying (and if you're paying everyone else you can afford it)

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hot cocoa coffe
hot cocoa coffe

It's funny how people complain about a 15 mb/s download speed, I mean, bitch, I download stuff and play online games at 500 kb/s from 12 am to 5 am (the rest of the day it goes at 100 kb/s if I'm lucky)

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Maurice Pete
Maurice Pete

I have an artist for my dnd characters. They make wonderful work. I pay them in full. If anyone skimps them I’d be pissed, and murder the beggar.

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Enamored
Enamored

15mbps speed is like a legend to me, I've only seen my internet go that fast like once

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Pancake Man
Pancake Man

I personally think dating women is overrated

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Delta Comet
Delta Comet

That’s great for you! But honestly I don’t think anybody gives a rat’s ass.

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leon struckmeier
leon struckmeier

What is this intro? I love it so much :D

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Josukat
Josukat

Wow some people are such Heathers

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Alex Titov
Alex Titov

"The download speed is very low, like 15 mbps" That made me feel so fucking furious. I live in a house with an internet speed of a fart. at max I get 500 kbps I'm paying for that and not complaining. This dude pays almost nothing and wants more.

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Thylaco Coalthy
Thylaco Coalthy

To be fair, Sir/Madam isn't something you should put on a cover letter. As a generic one, Hiring manager is more appropriate.

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Tash
Tash

Ahh yes, Australian internet. Auspol are some ace choosing beggars themselves 🤣

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Tobi dk
Tobi dk

Mmmmm

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james james
james james

ooo you say guh naughck ee and I'm mad

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minionek247
minionek247

"1 Star! Horrible custom service! I tweeted about them with all my 200 followers and i didnt get free food for the year! Not even 1!"

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Taha J
Taha J

I usually don’t get angry easily but ohhhhh did this make me furious

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Robert Watson
Robert Watson

4:45 not going to give free advertising but gave free advertising anyway? LOL

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Limón••Dere
Limón••Dere

600

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Freddie's World
Freddie's World

THE LAST ONE GOT ME JFKSJZ "Hey thanks for letting me use ur wi-fi bro but like it's slow af so like maybe pay more just for me? 🤗🤗" *B R O*

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Melkor Beleger
Melkor Beleger

15mbps ?! You lucky bastards . Try living in the desert where 1mbps is really good .

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AbsoluteSquid
AbsoluteSquid

12 dozen is 132 cookies bruh

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ActivelyLazy
ActivelyLazy

I don't even get 10mbps download.. it peaks at 6/7mbps....

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Kuro DCupu
Kuro DCupu

The last one have no problem tho? I know "beggar can't be chooser" thing, but he thanks the guy properly, ask permission before questioning, and is not even complaining. Idk the full context, but what it looks like here is just a simple wondering.

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Anna
Anna

Tularemia isn't something your pet rabbit would be having lol wild animals carry that and it can also infect humans

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Ace Aces
Ace Aces

Weirdly enough id actually draw for free I just want people to like my art

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Lulls Baby
Lulls Baby

Festival: Sound engineers work while musicians have fun! Me: People dont go to festivals to see sound engineers. Why bother paying actors, then?

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Lulls Baby
Lulls Baby

In the animating world, this is like someone saying "Hey I have a story. I need a 5-star animator who makes their own music. I also need two professional voice actors. I'm writing the 3-part series script. I cant pay you, but we will be huge."

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Lu
Lu

Is it just me or this Sheesh guy sounds a lot like Jack

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DeDraconis
DeDraconis

I want to defend one of the posts here partially. The one near the end asking for what I assume is a signature or watermarked removed. I assume that he is complaining about something he got for free or just yoinked off the net so, yeah, don't do that. However, I have personally had issues in the past with paying people for work only to have them get pissy with me when I asked them not to put any signature or watermark on it. The repeating trim for a webpage wallpaper does not need someone's logo incorporated into it. At this point if I ever need something like that I make sure that detail is in the written order agreement before I agree to hire them.

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wikjasebfnhiwa;ulhfuwqei jwiNRF98IEAHJFJINEAILFGVH
wikjasebfnhiwa;ulhfuwqei jwiNRF98IEAHJFJINEAILFGVH

Impatient people with their internet I live out in the middle of no where and get 1.8 mbs

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Crimson_cross108
Crimson_cross108

i was the 9,000 like

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Mushy Pork
Mushy Pork

Every time you meet a choosing beggar, just agree to the terms and then don't do anything. When they follow up, agree again and don't do anything.

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Yikes draws
Yikes draws

Sheeeeeeeshh

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Timber Der Jägermeister
Timber Der Jägermeister

Coffee has me all JAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJA

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Jirup
Jirup

"They paid in exposure". Got all the way to the end of the vid and this is still ringing in my ears. You do realise, Jack, that clicking the like button is paying you with exposure... so I'll will also let the ads run while I make this comment. Double exposure and ad revenue.

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Amir Brooks
Amir Brooks

Me and my PPFFFFFFTT!

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saltyfrt
saltyfrt

+,(

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ignore anything about my name because i changed it
ignore anything about my name because i changed it

15:25 I checked my internet speed because I'm Australian, and yeah... it's 50mbps

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Can Kıvanç Özdemir
Can Kıvanç Özdemir

3:12 Bruhh I lost my fucking mind laughing when he yelled there, i probably replayed that 10 times and every time I play it I laugh my ass of to that, omg that scream was on point😂😂😂😂

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MrFairhill
MrFairhill

6:54 but why did the person like the other one? :P

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DavidVanPuff ‌✓
DavidVanPuff ‌✓

meanwhile in the alternative universe: I’d Like To Pay With Money

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Holly Dauparas
Holly Dauparas

SHEEEEEEESH

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Panzerkampfwagen VI Tiger I Ausf E
Panzerkampfwagen VI Tiger I Ausf E

7:55 [PERCEPTION 4] [SUCCEEDED]

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Waluigi The One True God
Waluigi The One True God

,’:1

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Brayden Owens
Brayden Owens

bro my mom works 8 hours a day 5 days a week

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•Christina•
•Christina•

That’s good but that CB said she worked 5 hours a WEEK. Working minimal wage, ($7/h) she would only make 56 dollars a week. If she wasn’t working minimum wage, ($10/h) she would have, 80 dollars a week. So, she’s still barely making any money. Your mom makes 392 dollars on minimum wage every week, and 560 a week on maximum wage. See the difference?

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Dominic Florio
Dominic Florio

5:11 feels like an r/whoosh. Like the guy was tired of people asking him to edit for exposure or something so he posted this to be sarcastic.

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Josh_the_ jester
Josh_the_ jester

11:55 no she was the old one, also I'd like to point of that farm theft it quite common, one farmer told a amish man, to take some peaches for free, he took almost all of them, and later sold it as jelly, and even tried to sell from the same people he practically robbed

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Josh_the_ jester
Josh_the_ jester

10:01 so your tell us that people who trained for vocalizing, getar, trumpets and every other form of musical instrument that cost a lot of money and time to practice learning, don't deserve to be paid? Go sit in the corner!

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Jan Uebel
Jan Uebel

I am surprised they pay sound enginer, usually they get treated just like musicians because it is "only pushing few buttons"

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Josh_the_ jester
Josh_the_ jester

6:55 generous of her to point out the red flags before the first date

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Josh_the_ jester
Josh_the_ jester

Listening to this is like watching deadpool read while you can also hear his 7 personalities

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Josh_the_ jester
Josh_the_ jester

2:47 this isn't how that works, this is the exact opposite of what it means to "give something back"

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DIO (case sensitive)
DIO (case sensitive)

hang on so you're telling me, that if I have 3 instagram followers I CAN'T ask for free food? people these days I swear

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Pete
Pete

That girl who expected a discount on her Italian food can’t be serious. There’s no way that other restaurants are giving her that discount

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Maria Eulàlia de Juan Gil
Maria Eulàlia de Juan Gil

I don't know why but the way he said senior had me weaaak 😭😭😭✋✋✋

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CrowBorn666
CrowBorn666

There are times I wish you could reply to restaurant/store reviews.

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Cookie
Cookie

5:45 why would you want references for a one time weeding job lmao

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A. Buster_123
A. Buster_123

“even the boyfriend, yes i devoured him as well.” 4:08

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me nub
me nub

This might be a suprise to u but I realllllllly don't care about what you want for your birthday and cat

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Lim95
Lim95

This sub: My kid has cancer give gaming pc! I’ll pay in exposure! What? Plumbing doesn’t allow that? Here’s a trillion requirements! $2 pay. Can I have it for free?

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Jyri Siivola
Jyri Siivola

Eh, the AITA cookie neighbor wasnt bad, I totaly see where they are coming

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strawbs channel
strawbs channel

emkay is best change my mind

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Gecko 2.6
Gecko 2.6

The 12 dozen cookie story: I would have sent the receipt of the cookies, since they don't want it as a gift, they have to pay for it like everone else! And only after that will I gift the "son" the obligatory 50$ 🤣👌

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Jacob Greenman
Jacob Greenman

There Are so many test for lgbq And I hate it like don’t Test me if I am gay

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Jay Philipps
Jay Philipps

15mbps? My download speed doesn't even get to Mbps

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