r/BrandNewSentence | okay...

  • Am Vor 2 Monate

    EmKayEmKay

    Top posts from r/BrandNewSentence on Reddit. Join the community subreddit at www.reddit.com/r/EmKay ! Video credits below.

    Narrator ► de-film.com/ch-UCvjV...

that one guy
that one guy

What is my purpose You pass butter Ohhhh

Vor 18 Stunden
Diarrhea
Diarrhea

I have a theory that all of the posts on r/brandnewsentence are connected in one storyline

Vor 5 Tage
Wiiblii
Wiiblii

7:53 Congratulations Jeremy you've been promoted to the position of "Door"

Vor 11 Tage
The Fourth Dimensional Gaming
The Fourth Dimensional Gaming

1:58 I'm so fucking glad the band i was in wasn't the only one that had to deal with the dumbass straight knee bullshit. so fucking annoying. so glad i switched to keyboard for my last two years i had so much more fun

Vor 22 Tage
Astro Penguin
Astro Penguin

I laughed so hard at his intro I spat my drink all over my bed. Now I'm waiting for it to get out of the washing machine.

Vor Monat
JAKEZ 55
JAKEZ 55

1k

Vor Monat
JAKEZ 55
JAKEZ 55

T

Vor Monat
Personal Account
Personal Account

DONT EVER STOP SAYING PEPEE PEPEE

Vor Monat
Proxycloud
Proxycloud

I wonder if jack plays dnd with all the flawless voices he does

Vor Monat
Glow
Glow

I absolutely LOVE Jack. Everyone at Emkay is a joy, but I love how over the top Jack is😁😁.

Vor Monat
Vanessa N R
Vanessa N R

The first skit had me rolling 😂😂😂

Vor Monat
Sophie Barlow
Sophie Barlow

the nutella and tomato sauce sandwiches comment caught me WAY too off guard sdfhshdfgsdf

Vor Monat
Leonidas1210vc
Leonidas1210vc

6:44 *me who currently only drinks cold sweet tea* heh ye

Vor Monat
DayOfChaos
DayOfChaos

Jack saying PPPP makes me freaken die every time 🤣🤣

Vor Monat
Brainrotic
Brainrotic

obsessed with prancer

Vor Monat
TJ _
TJ _

Jack is best

Vor Monat
Emma Drew
Emma Drew

And...now I no longer want to go to band camp this august.

Vor Monat
katha
katha

Sometimes I imagne that the Emkay guys are just the different personalities of one schizophrenic person trying to make a wholesome all-together project to bond with one another in form of a yt channel. And that makes me happy because they seem to get along and its like one little summer party in one person at all times♡✋🏻😁😂❤

Vor 2 Monate
Alex
Alex

IM SORRY??? NUTELLA AND _WHAT_ SANDWICHES?????

Vor 2 Monate
Scary Ivy
Scary Ivy

That is an scp

Vor 2 Monate
DisT0rted
DisT0rted

9:13 *TAMATO SAUCE IS FOR MEAT AND PIES YOU GRONK!*

Vor 2 Monate
Demi Milford
Demi Milford

This genuinely HILARIOUS episode almost made me cry. Thanks Jack and thanks eye-socket fan art person

Vor 2 Monate
mapelian button
mapelian button

Every time peppee peppee is mentioned I cracked so hard

Vor 2 Monate
moe fox
moe fox

1:50 best part

Vor 2 Monate
Rusty .Thebanite
Rusty .Thebanite

Nate dropped a sick beat for George to beat his buddies' asses to.

Vor 2 Monate
SeriaBJD
SeriaBJD

Spilling iced coffee in your lap is fine, and can lead to some dirty jokes... Spilling hot coffee is what happened to the woman who sued McDonalds.

Vor 2 Monate
Anya Warrior
Anya Warrior

"That is the genuine voice of all plant people" *Looks at a version of me in one of my writing projects who loves plants but is still literally just me* *LOOKS AT THE VERSION OF ME THAT STEMMED FROM THAT WRITING PROJECT AND HAS PROJECTED INTO MY ACTUAL SELF* "Huh okay"

Vor 2 Monate
SniperOnSunday
SniperOnSunday

"Peepeepeepee" - Jack

Vor 2 Monate
Lana Jig-maker
Lana Jig-maker

That dog was like "I hate the very smell of your soul"

Vor 2 Monate
Mr_Glibb
Mr_Glibb

ga pi ng a nus

Vor 2 Monate
ShadeBlade 27
ShadeBlade 27

PP econemy

Vor 2 Monate
TheBrad1300
TheBrad1300

Just because others have weird and terrible taste does not mean Nutella and tomato sauce is ok.

Vor 2 Monate
Nathaniel Carver
Nathaniel Carver

Yes, I will drop a sick beat

Vor 2 Monate
Adam T
Adam T

3:47 Schrodingers Cardinal?

Vor 2 Monate
Kyle Colden
Kyle Colden

it's more then just a pool of acid, it's a pool of acid and enzymes inside a muscle that constantly contracts and smashes up the food into fine paste before sending it through a weird tube that absorbs the nutrients of said food.

Vor 2 Monate
Lillian W.
Lillian W.

5:00 the pppp sent me and i shall now refer to it as so

Vor 2 Monate
Cookie-sama
Cookie-sama

Emkay just casually reinventing Goatse

Vor 2 Monate
Alex Bowman
Alex Bowman

NASCAR in the title

Vor 2 Monate
Hirtis Randolph
Hirtis Randolph

1:45 I just choked on my bagel. Why are we always ready to throw hands, I don't understand!

Vor 2 Monate
Sarah lovee
Sarah lovee

Noon, happy hour, midnight, the witching hour, I'm sure there's more..?

Vor 2 Monate
MythBoy64
MythBoy64

As a Nathaniel (Nate) who was in band, I feel oddly called out

Vor 2 Monate
Clayton Green
Clayton Green

If the tape measure thing was real I feel like there would still be guys and girls who would complain about size for example "ewww you only pull out to 12 feet like a cheap walmart tape measure.... see what I'm looking for is more of a carpenter man 64 feet or nothing"

Vor 2 Monate
Dean Sullivan
Dean Sullivan

The post about dick capitalism made me think “hmmm, dickenomics”

Vor 2 Monate
Lu G
Lu G

Imagine being a girl, chillin, and you get a Snapchat from a guy and it’s his butt cheeks spread apart showing his angus

Vor 2 Monate
HappyGamer 4ever
HappyGamer 4ever

"imagine being born and you're literally just the door" "That gives 'slamming the door' a whole new meaning"

Vor 2 Monate
Septemberox
Septemberox

This ep was so high quality; super appreciate Jack’s humour and the editing 🥰

Vor 2 Monate
XxCrystal PegasusxX
XxCrystal PegasusxX

5:51 my thoughts are in color fsr

Vor 2 Monate
Antonia Corrales
Antonia Corrales

6:33 Bro sounds like merged zamasu ☠

Vor 2 Monate
Hedgehog of Dojima
Hedgehog of Dojima

9:19 me neither when mentioning my favorite cursed food: Tortilla bread filled with noodels and semi-warm hotdogs

Vor 2 Monate
Hedgehog of Dojima
Hedgehog of Dojima

8:27 Interesting

Vor 2 Monate
Mugelbbub16
Mugelbbub16

This entire subreddit explains how one of my exes would talk and try to be funny, which end up winning and failing at the same time cuz me and my friends/siblings would be so confused but laugh cuz of how nonchalant my ex was about how he said it.. For example one time at my house my younger brother was climbing a railing that was like a railing/wall type thing to show off his skills to my ex, which resulted in my ex saying 'That makes me want to lose weight' We were all dumbfounded but laughed it off cuz like how else do respond to that. He also fit into the category of r/woosh sometimes, he was really just the definition of complete doof but is also very romantic... sigh** he changed tho, and he's weirder than he was before and it sucks cuz feels- but oh well

Vor 2 Monate
Aubrey Ayres
Aubrey Ayres

6:17 "You guys need *drinks* ?"

Vor 2 Monate
Luigicat11
Luigicat11

"So unfair that noon is the only time that gets a nickname." Midnight: Am I a joke to you?

Vor 2 Monate
awfuldynne
awfuldynne

Funny thing about 3:08 is that Lewis Carroll already gave 4:00 p.m. a nickname: "brillig".

Vor 2 Monate
Lilly Noname
Lilly Noname

eating is weird they say as I was eating and made me self conscious and momentarily forget how to eat like a person

Vor 2 Monate
your imagination's favorite figment to settle on
your imagination's favorite figment to settle on

papeepuhpee

Vor 2 Monate
ThatGreenOne
ThatGreenOne

Pupeepupee is my new way of saying penis now.

Vor 2 Monate
Shyra Stacy
Shyra Stacy

Holy wack batman, I have narcolepsy and now know why people act so weird when I tell them... Till I explain it.

Vor 2 Monate
Dewani90
Dewani90

"your landlord send me to fix the gas pumps" OP: but my landlord is a woman. "uh, ladylord then?" Me: lol, replaced the wrong word, old chump.

Vor 2 Monate
Raydok
Raydok

Ppp

Vor 2 Monate
herman bean
herman bean

As a nonbinary person, I would like to be called ladylord from now on.

Vor 2 Monate
Null
Null

pepepepe

Vor 2 Monate
Jenova
Jenova

The start of the coffee drinker one leaned heavily to Winnie from Hocus Pocus. I can not be the only one who heard it

Vor 2 Monate
Th3 smal1 dvrk 0n3
Th3 smal1 dvrk 0n3

My boy Nate plays… *DA BABY*

Vor 2 Monate
BitterCritter
BitterCritter

This is my new favorite narrator

Vor 2 Monate
CrayvenMithras
CrayvenMithras

The "comic sans" line made me nose exhale too hard and I ended up breathing my coffee onto my face while attempting to take a sip

Vor 2 Monate
Anxious
Anxious

I don’t want a hot person, I want arson

Vor 2 Monate
Mindblown Studios
Mindblown Studios

Death is coming death is coming Pass me a hotdog

Vor 2 Monate
declan belton
declan belton

Fun fact: at the time of making this comment there were 911 comments

Vor 2 Monate
Deaft_shot
Deaft_shot

what happens on the battlefield stays on the battlefield even the bombs.....too this day

Vor 2 Monate
Vincent Desacola
Vincent Desacola

Emkay videogame,. Hmmmmmm

Vor 2 Monate
Lemmingofdoom
Lemmingofdoom

Makoto Yuki made the most of his destiny to be a door

Vor 2 Monate
T R I S T A N
T R I S T A N

Pepepepe⚰

Vor 2 Monate
Meox_
Meox_

r9k loves this subreddit

Vor 2 Monate
Mr. Original
Mr. Original

9:31 This is... literally how I combatted the contemplation of ending it all several years ago.... 🙄

Vor 2 Monate
oof
oof

10:06 I got scared for a second when I heard this

Vor 2 Monate
LamsShipper 4Life
LamsShipper 4Life

1:25 Nope. They mean exactly what they said. Trust me, I'm a Tumblr user. This is normal.

Vor 2 Monate
Meryl Stryfe
Meryl Stryfe

Can you send me a clip of when you say "death is coming, death is coming, pass me a hotdog" I need it to animate it.

Vor 2 Monate
Nunya Dambidness
Nunya Dambidness

Of we shaved our dead skin, would it be considered self mutilation? Or technically desecrating a corpse as it's dead tissue? Or would it be like a haircut? Leave your thoughts please. I'm eager to hear them.

Vor 2 Monate
awfuldynne
awfuldynne

"Shaving" all the dead skin at a spot would entail cutting a shallow enough wound to make the skin raw without causing bleeding. That maybe-probably rises to the level of self-harm. Classifying shaving (dead!) skin from a live person as desecrating a corpse feels like it stretches a few definitions. Normally removing dead skin is just exfoliation or peeling; ordinary shaving includes exfoliation as a side effect.

Vor 2 Monate
Bo Jangle
Bo Jangle

let me get a hell ya for the peanut butter, ham and bread n butter pickle slices..... sandwich lovers..

Vor 2 Monate
Martina Hood Argandoña
Martina Hood Argandoña

This is the most crack headed narrator...I love it

Vor 2 Monate
Gregorius Daneli
Gregorius Daneli

_"Nate, we're not trying to seduce them; play something more intimidating."_ [FLUTE SOLO FROM "SACRED POWER OF RAGING WINDS" INTENSIFIES] https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Tx-E5-aCLJM&t=409s

Vor 2 Monate
Ordosan
Ordosan

it was specified because using the one word 'lesbian' means no men and no children. (obviously adoptions are still a posability but dossnt fit the joke)

Vor 2 Monate
Erin Jackson
Erin Jackson

I was eating while watching this and the one that just described what eating was just made me stop and think about my place in the universe

Vor 2 Monate
ashenalways
ashenalways

I'm the 888th comment. If you're seeing this, you should probably look up any repeating numbers you've seen in succession-- your time has come. Your angels have been trying to communicate. Angel numbers sweetheart

Vor 2 Monate
Im just a teenage dirtbagシ
Im just a teenage dirtbagシ

2:57 *SO YOU'RE TELLING ME, my dad and stepmom were PINTEREST GIRLS?! Wack.*

Vor 2 Monate
Tuna Steak
Tuna Steak

Pee pepee

Vor 2 Monate
Satriyo Wibisono
Satriyo Wibisono

j

Vor 2 Monate
Michelle Casey
Michelle Casey

pa pee pa pee!! Is now forever in my vocab and its a term i shall use freely

Vor 2 Monate
Funny video guy
Funny video guy

Here's one from an xp to level 3 video: this version of big chungus has no idea what wheat thins are

Vor 2 Monate
Tim Damron
Tim Damron

Who else had to leave bc of the narrators voice? Annoying

Vor 2 Monate
ZRC
ZRC

2:37 This is The Ship of Theseus all over again

Vor 2 Monate
Dr. Enigma
Dr. Enigma

I read an article about human being less creative over the years but this proves otherwise.

Vor 2 Monate
Andrew Severance
Andrew Severance

Excuse me? Tomato sauce and nutella sandwiches? That is an abomination.

Vor 2 Monate
Jacob Bruesch
Jacob Bruesch

10:10 Omg, just let me keep it. Fun fact: I have a low-key creepy attraction to blood as well :)

Vor 2 Monate
Zokora von Yensloh
Zokora von Yensloh

iirc Prancer the chihuahua also hates men and small children

Vor 2 Monate
buranagel
buranagel

i use birth control (tren) because it gives me superpowers

Vor 2 Monate
Ace Aces
Ace Aces

Puhpeepuhpee

Vor 2 Monate
Big__Duck
Big__Duck

The vampire frat one is an idea that has partially already happened: Vampire Diaries season 7, ep 18, 7:09

Vor 2 Monate
Theodore Campbell
Theodore Campbell

9:00 .... why, my name sake? pour quoi?

Vor 2 Monate

Nächster

r/Madlads | what a legend

19:41

r/Madlads | what a legend

EmKay

Aufrufe 594 000

Mobile Games on Console - Scott The Woz

20:57

Mobile Games on Console - Scott The Woz

Scott The Woz

Aufrufe 987 989

r/Woooosh | HE TAPPED ON THE SCREEN

17:49

r/Me_irl | they can't see

18:52

r/Me_irl | they can't see

EmKay

Aufrufe 1 800 000

r/Holup | he/he

11:32

r/Holup | he/he

EmKay

Aufrufe 720 000

r/Rareinsults | absolutely roasted

17:14

r/Facepalm | ...

18:50

r/Facepalm | ...

EmKay

Aufrufe 804 000

How Electron Spin Makes Matter Possible

19:29

How Electron Spin Makes Matter Possible

PBS Space Time

Aufrufe 190 569

iPhone 13 Unboxing - Are they ACTUALLY Good!?

16:52

iPhone 13 Unboxing - Are they ACTUALLY Good!?

Mrwhosetheboss

Aufrufe 2 070 314

Minecraft Speedrunner VS 5 Hunters FINALE

31:19

LOL: Last One Laughing Staffel 2 Offizieller Trailer l Prime Video DE

1:07

Life's a Glitch with Julien Bam | Offizieller Trailer | Netflix

1:31

Life's a Glitch with Julien Bam | Offizieller Trailer | Netflix

Netflix Deutschland, Österreich und Schweiz

Aufrufe 49 210