r/Brandnewsentence | I keep mine at 69 😎

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Jessie Villa
Jessie Villa

This is the best video in the whole channel, bless

Vor 6 Tage
Sup 2.0
Sup 2.0

Jack- good morning sleepyhead. Me at 2:00 am yes yes sureeee

Vor 9 Tage
UngusBungusFilms
UngusBungusFilms

That Yoda impression was incredible

Vor 15 Tage
Alex
Alex

I play d&d so much that when I saw AC I instantly said "wait how do you get it that high in the first place", then proceeded to hear the rest of the sentence and just say "oh, fuck, I'm just a dumb ass"

Vor 25 Tage
Rebecca_123
Rebecca_123

aww i keep mine at 68 :(

Vor 25 Tage
Atomspalter
Atomspalter

69 nice

Vor 25 Tage
Zeromain 43
Zeromain 43

i was not prepared for this video

Vor 27 Tage
Guilherme Rosa
Guilherme Rosa

8:56

Vor 27 Tage
gamer gaming
gamer gaming

"r/whoosh" whoosh

Vor Monat
Cas
Cas

HELP MY BEST FRIEND MADE THE YODA POST. I’m losing my shit.

Vor Monat
Mintefox
Mintefox

I keep my ac at 60 or lower

Vor Monat
Ethan Starshine
Ethan Starshine

I decided to finally check if I was subscribed and I realized I wasn’t.

Vor Monat
Druid Spoe
Druid Spoe

Anyone ever tell you that you kinda sound like that one army guy that’s in love with Lisa from futurama Edit: here’s the time stamp 6:00

Vor Monat
Christopher Benoit
Christopher Benoit

there has ever been an accurate/correct sentence which included (any horoscope sign), unless it’s disparaging/proving it as a hoax

Vor Monat
Christopher Benoit
Christopher Benoit

Wario was always my second favorite. Obviously as a straight white male, peach has to be my number one favorite especially in Mario kart 64

Vor Monat
TJ _
TJ _

Jack is best, Jack is snack.

Vor Monat
Arachnid Hunter
Arachnid Hunter

Mass grave = dirt orgy

Vor Monat
Pengu Rugby
Pengu Rugby

06:18 I mean the Australians did lose a war to the emoos

Vor Monat
Loghan Mouly
Loghan Mouly

i honestly think what would be cool is if all of the emkay crew started like a gaming channel or something where the narrators all play games together

Vor Monat
SlyHikari03
SlyHikari03

That meanwhile joke was pretty good. I love that video.

Vor Monat
Toru Kurebayashi
Toru Kurebayashi

the translation thing...I always loved that about Stargate. It seems to get way to smooth as the seasons go by, but especially in the beginning or when the translation is the main focus, you see them go through quite a bit of misstranslating and rethinking

Vor Monat
Phantom
Phantom

Ac higher than 75. Is this some kind of fahrenheit joke that im too celsius to understand?

Vor Monat
Blurryphan
Blurryphan

Lol is it whoosh or new sentence 😂

Vor Monat
Mugelbbub16
Mugelbbub16

There's a giant frog called the goliath frog and it's like 3 or 4ft stretched out... you're welcome 😅🙃🐸

Vor Monat
Naomi Con
Naomi Con

5:10 what's the noise?

Vor Monat
Green Glacier
Green Glacier

That gamer moment when you forget AC stands for Air Conditioning and not Armor Class XD

Vor Monat
Supertiredman
Supertiredman

At the end when he was wishing us goodnight Can we get an asmr of that please

Vor Monat
Kimi Cappiello
Kimi Cappiello

If you want my liver... Lol... You better be able to keep it properly contained. You don't want that hellish nightmare creature loosed upon humanity...

Vor Monat
Dank MEMEZ
Dank MEMEZ

The intro made me feel cozy

Vor Monat
MoonFlux
MoonFlux

"I am pretty sure we are good vs animals, we have tanks and drones" *Emu sounds*

Vor Monat
Tharog
Tharog

In some countries they hear sparrows.

Vor Monat
Ken Bro
Ken Bro

And all the animals the expansion of mankind kills tend to be their predators. We’re giving them the means to uprise already

Vor Monat
Lightlytoastedtoast
Lightlytoastedtoast

You said "good morning sleepyhead" and I got scared cause I was half asleep

Vor Monat
Lunara 3923
Lunara 3923

I have no choice in the matter I hate heat

Vor Monat
Carmel Tabby
Carmel Tabby

1:33 I did the same thing with a bee thinking it was a fly buzzing around me. Got stung on my pinkie and at 9 years old it was the worst pain of my life. 2:45 why would you assume everyone ordered food instead of assuming there are multiple immigrant families from different countries cooking their own dinner?? I realize this is a celebrity talking but still, seems stupid to just assume no one is cooking when there's that kind of smell.

Vor Monat
Foreseen G.
Foreseen G.

Surprisedentistry is officially the scariest thought I've had all week....nightmare fuel

Vor Monat
Joy JohnsonI3lu
Joy JohnsonI3lu

How in the fuck did you know I just woke up?

Vor Monat
Hollow Jack
Hollow Jack

NO PLEASE NOT MY L I V E R

Vor Monat
Thatonefrenchfrie
Thatonefrenchfrie

Me: ohhhh R/BrandNewSentence. Video title card: R/Whoosh

Vor Monat
MaxtheFrog
MaxtheFrog

Jack: good morning sleepy head Me who's not slept yet despite it being 1 am: goodmorning

Vor Monat
Maddog
Maddog

Nooo jack no stealer my liver

Vor Monat
Gacha Brixit Biscuits
Gacha Brixit Biscuits

*relieved secret lizard noises*

Vor Monat
The first Big Smoke Pop Cat
The first Big Smoke Pop Cat

"I keep mine at 69" hey, it rhymes !

Vor Monat
Zai Lewis
Zai Lewis

Ah yes, r/ whoosh

Vor Monat
MoonFlux
MoonFlux

"This is why everyone loves Wario now" Yea because he hates everyone equally!

Vor Monat
I Use Hacks
I Use Hacks

Not woooosh.

Vor Monat
Robin Grob
Robin Grob

Fermentation isn't a human invention smh...

Vor Monat
Archangel
Archangel

Jack, the snack that breaks your back

Vor Monat
Greg Carmichael
Greg Carmichael

Honestly the first one made me think of the McElroy bit 'Jigsaw Roommate' just with Mario and Bowser, like "Yeah I kidnapped your girlfriend and imprisoned her in a castle full of lava and death traps, but we're I'll still see you at the race on Sunday right?"

Vor Monat
Turbkey Samdwich
Turbkey Samdwich

Please... *don’t take my liver.*

Vor Monat
Bella XOXO
Bella XOXO

* me watching this at 12 : 01am * It’s morning, but I’m anything but a sleepyhead

Vor Monat
Polly C.
Polly C.

9:09 This dude looks like deleted concept art of Assassin's Creed DLC 😂😂

Vor Monat
Kartez Brown
Kartez Brown

Jack: I don't like the idea of big frogs Me: Oh ... OK good thing to know. *turns head* Me: abort the mission some guy with a music box behind him: AAAwww

Vor Monat
Khadija Senghor
Khadija Senghor

“Train to be a dentist, but you never tell the patient what you’re doing to them.” I believe the word you’re looking for is torture.

Vor Monat
Wynn Watase
Wynn Watase

it said r/woosh right?

Vor Monat
Dustin
Dustin

1:28 konosuba flashbacks

Vor Monat
CJ Dziesiuta
CJ Dziesiuta

I actually like to keep my ac at around 50-60 degrees, nice and perfect

Vor Monat
Courtney Hibbert
Courtney Hibbert

The good morning sleepyhead at the beginning got me us I’m laying in my bed watching this at 1AM on a Tuesday morning because of my insomnia and sleep terrors 😂 please take this comment as a joke before anything starts I do have both Illnesses at once and it sucks but I like to joke about it

Vor Monat
lia Gamer
lia Gamer

You will never catch me with it above 70 degrees farenheit, probably going to be at like 50 - 60 because who dosent like to freeze?

Vor Monat
CowTen
CowTen

My temperature is normally at 90 because my AC is broken

Vor Monat
StapleCactus
StapleCactus

Guys, it's "The customer is always right in matters of taste." Please let everyone know so we can finally fix that stupid saying. It's supposed to mean "what the customer likes aesthetically is what the customer should get." If your customer wants a polka-dot suit, make him a polka-dot suit. Don't argue with his tastes. Reminds me of when I had to get new glasses and they stopped making the frames I like. They said, "Oval glass frames are out of style, get these square ones." I don't want square frames. If I wanted square, I would get them, but I want oval. Sadly, I had to get square frames because they could not get oval frames for men. Still don't like them after 6 years... Stupid frames showing up in my periphery...

Vor Monat
PJ Studios
PJ Studios

I’m pretty sure I just gay snapped in front of my very much a cowboy, homophobic dad

Vor Monat
jaypaw Felipe
jaypaw Felipe

I'm keeping my liver today maybe not tomorrow

Vor Monat
Closet Demon
Closet Demon

This guy: but we have tanks Me: two countries have waged war on birds and both lost

Vor Monat
Jazzie Hopkins
Jazzie Hopkins

Me and my friends old version: Snap that child’s back gold fish Our new one: snap that child’s back SapNap

Vor Monat
Texas Red
Texas Red

That thumbnail is a personal attack, I’m chilling at a cool 77 degrees rn, but tbh my bedroom is around 80-90 at all times because of my actual lizard.

Vor Monat
Susan Briggins
Susan Briggins

Me who can’t perform basic tasks

Vor Monat
Sunny&Simi
Sunny&Simi

Everyone: talking about the memes Me: wondering how emkay knew I was sleepy

Vor Monat
Colin Helstrom
Colin Helstrom

they are always watching

Vor Monat
Fanimation
Fanimation

John Hinckley may be a bit loose in the head, but I respect the attempt to assassinate Ronald Reagan

Vor Monat
SniperOnSunday
SniperOnSunday

6:38 But... But vampires don't eat people, they suck their blood. Then again, I'm sure people are into that too.

Vor Monat
Ziorac
Ziorac

8:24 'foreskin' No one tell him about sounding....

Vor Monat
deathxanamon
deathxanamon

Fun fact: Vampire bites release an aphrodisiac, a chemical that makes you feel horny, so every vampire's victim are literally getting off on getting their blood sucked, because it's the best way to keep them from trying to escape

Vor Monat
Ibifbfbibrhfbfbhrie Bfgewfvrivf
Ibifbfbibrhfbfbhrie Bfgewfvrivf

i cant afford an ac i have been eating ramen for 2 months for the ac to run for 1 hour

Vor Monat
Lee TheNoodle
Lee TheNoodle

I’m watching this at night and now I’m paranoid about that one SCP trying to kill me in my sleep

Vor Monat
rfmerrill
rfmerrill

I'll turn my AC down if you pay for it xD

Vor Monat
Tim S.
Tim S.

Why do you keep messing up the intros? How does that even happen?

Vor Monat
Pulse Fel
Pulse Fel

wait what? how do you attempt an assassination of a president and live?

Vor Monat
Semi-mi
Semi-mi

Jack: good morning Me: it's 3am but hi

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Pulse Fel
Pulse Fel

you know when they say hard as a rock...thats not how it gets there

Vor Monat
〘starii stori〙
〘starii stori〙

I love how Jack said “well good morning you sleepyheads” made me realize how ill never have anyone to say this to me in the morning irl

Vor Monat
The Derp Knight
The Derp Knight

The ac should be at 68, any lower you’re a penguin, any higher you’re a psycho.

Vor Monat
MamaG
MamaG

Y'know, I already liked Jack, but the way he said "Monopolygamy" ALONE has made me just completely adore him

Vor Monat
bob bobppeidic
bob bobppeidic

Ngl when i read ac in rje thumbnail i thought armor class

Vor Monat
Ukia
Ukia

IVE BEEN WATCHIng FOR A YEAR OR 2 AND I HAVN'T SUBBED WTH

Vor Monat
IMP0ST0R
IMP0ST0R

I'ma just keep my liver

Vor Monat
Lilly Noname
Lilly Noname

Narrator - we shall take your liver ME - PANIC Narrator - like and subscribe ME - Kalm

Vor Monat
Zero
Zero

humans are most efficient at 70

Vor Monat
Phase Panther
Phase Panther

Just a side note. Showing the thumbnail to any dnd player is confusing as hell.

Vor Monat
Noah W
Noah W

Ok but IF we have to fight the octopi, crows and raccoons do decide to take over the world... We could loose... Like no joke..... Australia has went to war on the emu's 3 different times and lost each time oh Also Napoleon Bonaparte went on a rabbit hunting trip and lost to the rabbits... So could we really beat them?

Vor Monat
AstroLogic1
AstroLogic1

I’m not kidding you we literally keep our temperature at 69

Vor Monat
monster purpple
monster purpple

me: *seeing the title* me a European Me seeing 69 degrees: well first nice second off all aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA to hot

Vor Monat
aglitchgnome
aglitchgnome

although i haven't watched Stargate in a long time, they did a great job of making translations take a long time or possibly mean something different like the point at 4:06. not to say that it didn't also have extremely convenient moments as well.

Vor Monat
Sinfull Occultist
Sinfull Occultist

"someone make a religion out of this" Do you mean... thE DIONYSUS CULT

Vor Monat
Lii Lii Bunny
Lii Lii Bunny

Jack : Goodmorning sleepyhead Me at 8pm : Yes

Vor Monat
Cat Guy
Cat Guy

🐒🐒🐒 Where fanart?

Vor Monat
Summer Riot
Summer Riot

I keep like at 73 69 and 62

Vor Monat
keo kawasaki
keo kawasaki

Okay but why does the ice leopard looks like he is about to fight a panda?

Vor Monat
Grim Reapybones
Grim Reapybones

HA you guys have ACs? LOL

Vor Monat
phoenixtrust mes is papi
phoenixtrust mes is papi

I just got my first job in fast food working at subway and I all ready have a hatred for customers day 2 a customer complaind because his tomatoes wereint cut how his mother cut them like what the actual fuck. I dont know your mother and im not the one who cuts the shit.

Vor Monat
Mr.BIGMEATY CLAWS
Mr.BIGMEATY CLAWS

Jack: Good morning sleepyhead! Me: Sleep? The hell you talking about?

Vor Monat
Ray Cos
Ray Cos

Jokes on you my liver is fucked anyway

Vor Monat
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