Markiplier doing everything in the game besides actually progressing the game is the most Markiplier thing ever.

Yup

Poppy

@RŌBLOX Edits Are Bad ok

@the dot giver I'll take that, it's mine now .

That is actually incredibly true

“This must be the toughest puzzle in gaming history.” The open vent next to poppy that mark has gripped on to several times: Am I joke to you?

Mark in this entire playthrough: "How can i touch every pixel in the game?"

Markiplier: stay the fuck away from me forever Kissy. Also Mark: now that somebody with power you can respect. And happy birthday Mark 🎂

Mark:This might be the hardest puzzle in gaming history… The puzzle: *EASY*

The puzzle: go through the open door

Mark would make a great playtester considering how he literally does everything except what the game tells him to

@AmyndonSingsSunshine he probably wouldn't be able to release videos to the public of a game being play tested. NDA's and company policies are fun like that. i have a current job playtesting a game and we can't share funny bugs we find to the public even after those items have gone live and are in the public eye

an engineer walks into a bar....

@Bliss I don't think so, considering his whole apathy towards following the rules comes from playing the same kind of games for a decade. By now there's little that can surprise him.

Funny you say you are not a Dye yt?

That’s why he always breaks games. Because he spends time on things most people don’t and stumbles across things people were never intended to see or do in game.

A nearly foolproof way of trapping Markipliar in a room is to scatter a bunch of random stuff in it and just leave the door open.

-Casually watches -"For the record June 28th is my birthday" -Checks date, it's the 28th of June well damn, happy birthday mark!

Welp Im 5 Days Late Thenm

@xSofiax a different way to look at it, you are 362 or 363 days early, pending timezones~

Happy bday

Im 2 days late soo..

@groudon look at this way You're not late, you're 363 or 364 days early (pending timezone)

The fact that he spent almost 20 minutes trying to kill poppy instead of actually playing the game makes me want to cry 😢

I died laughing my head off at the start when mark finally got the puzzle right and poppy’s face 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

After watching this I can safely say that Mark is the epitome of "doing the wrong equation and getting the right answer"

Or trail and error...

That’s me, I remember I did a math question in the complete wrong way, but still got it right

Fr tho 😂😂😂 FAX

Im beginning to wonder if markipliar is a genius. Except like...how do I say this? His brain is backwards. And inside out.

@Jasmine Irwin Perfectly said. 😌👌

People: i wonder how cold this pool is Other people: only one way to find out Markiplier: CANONBALLL

My brain has been saying "Please, Mark, no." so many times that my brain has melted.

Mark: *laughing about the Musical Memory game* Audio: "Round 2." Mark: "Haha--. What?"

When you just so happen to finally watch this and it's June 28th. Happy Birthday, Mark

I love that he also carries around that puppy. xD And that they actually got Mark's birthday. Very funny.

At first i thought it was like everyones own birthday and the game gets it from stream but then I watched shaun (jackspecticeye) play it and it was the same day but the made it funnier

@Lone Wolf we don’t talk about ohmwrecker

i actually thought the birthday thing is personlised, like when u buy the game they take that data and have recorded 365 versions of the date.

It’s my birthday too. Freaked me out at first so I did research to see if it just picked that day and says it every time. I knew it was coming when he got to it and I died laughing. His reaction was perfect!

@RavenMatthew 1 out of 1, it was intentional, i was waiting for mark's playthrough cuz i knew they used his bd

A perfect example of a well-executed, intense and cinematic chase scene is in the half-life remake, Black Mesa, near the end of the game. It follows all of the points Mark mentioned. Also, Happy Birthday Mark! 🎉😂

Can we appreciate how it takes everyone else 1 hour and a few minutes to finish season 2 and it took him another hour because he kept trying to get in places for fun LOL

Poppy: gets snagged and goes into the hole Mark: "Me too?" I'm surprised that Mark didn't try to bring a ladder in and try to go through the doors. Btw he did that at 31:36

Mark: Screaming on one screw... Also Mark after screaming: Have a good day :D

Me: *Wondering how this video is 3 hours long* Mark: *Starts stacking office chairs to get into a vent smaller than him* Me: *"Oh..."*

?

This isn't a video where it's supposed to be acting like a role playing

And the beginning of the game lol

Sameer lol

@Noo Noo ok

He took over 30 minutes just to see poppy get kidnapped, this is peak comedy.

I find it amazing how when mark doesn't break a game on accident he activly goes looking for ways to break it

I'm watching this as of June 28th Happy birthday Mark! Have a good one

Fun fact: Mark is the only one youtuber who can destroy the game without cheating or hacking

Never underestimate Mark's ability to find an object, grow emotionally attached, and bring it with him through the game.

THE POWER OF BEER COMPELLS YOU

Ting box

@Blue _Star Le

@Jordan Galloway beer i choose you! What!? A beer is evolving?

@Naisaiah Sanchez when he would spend a minute everytime he was reminded of her just to look at it ❤

“ahaha i love him ! Him? Her? Them? I love them !” , markimoo doesn't assume genders , even if its a gold standing flower statue thingy 🤣🖤

"I expect that nothings gonna happen here, I also expect that im wrong" I spent 10 minutes on that paradox

I was wondering why he was taking so long to get through the vent, It’s funny knowing that he took 15 minutes just on a personal mission to murder poppy 😂

the game: you must swing in order to get across mark: i use ladder as ramp to get up

MatPat: Where's the Lore Dawko: Where's the Scares Jack: where's my tape? Mark: how can i put my feet on every square inch of every object in this game?

Me: wheres mah pizza

@matthew drury yes

@Kitkat Aphmau: where is my cooked potato?

@FlapHedge Pugapillar: i am not scooby doo i am PJ Pug-A-Pillar

Oh my god

Markiplier: I don't know what to do.. Also Markiplier: *Talkes trough and presses other buttons when its explained* xD

I’m so glad I wasted 2 hrs and 45 mins watching mark do everything he’s not supposed to do

oh man this is great, I want to see mark messing around in every game like this

The only person who can make an hour and a half of the same thing interesting

Mark: I'm not a masochist Mommy Long Legs: I'm gonna eat your insides while you're still alive Mark: I trust spaghetti lady

@Isabella Fortune "I know other ways to play.."

@Isabella Fortune OOF

@Isabella Fortune OOF

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ok

this is everything when you watch chat replay instead of the gameplay while you're higher than mark never getting to that damn vent

I love how he just had the audacity to fight with random object

42:34 Bunzo: I know when your birthday is! June 28 Markiplier: **realising his birthday is June 28** 😳 Romantic moment: 1:20:32 Don’t tell markiplier

1:28:18 Mark at this moment after his rabid batshit screech is the perfect definition of that meme: "I've connected the two dots" "You didn't connect shit" "I've connected them"

Mark embodies the meme: “this sign can’t stop me cause I can’t read” and I love him for it

So tru 😂 Mark: “I’m not a masochist! I swear!” Me: “Sure”

haha your poetry powers don’t work on us. Because we’re illiterate!

@NiclasWA basically

Game: “do a thing” Mark: “what if I don’t” Game: … Mark: …

YouTube just asked me if this is a good comment. I think it is 🤔

I love how bunzo bunny literally guessed his birthday and was correct

Markiplier after wasting 15 minutes trying to figure out what to do "Guys that was my bad"

mark: i’ve connected the dots chat: you haven’t connected shit mark: i’ve connected them

PLSS- The chat was making everything 1000x funnier

Watching this for the first time on Mark's birthday without realizing it. I also noticed immediately that he trimmed the beginning of the episode too short and instead of saying "hello everybody my name is markiplier and welcome back to...", he says, "Blarn- Welcome back to..."

Watching Jack play: this is going well Watching Mark play: well, its going

We as fans are getting two different experiences from two different goofs

To be fair Jack even said he cut out the parts he got stuck at.

@DomExists lmao

Barely lol

I just came from Jacksepticeye video as well.

I swear that Mark always goes the wrong way in games XD He even did it in Security Breach

Mommy Long Legs: Using Poppy like an actual doll, and threatening to murder Mark. Mark: "Slap"

Seeing the live chat replay about viewer raging while mark doing Markiplier thing is hilarious 😂

Mark is scarier then the game tbh 😂😂

He's not wrong though: a puzzle that literally doesn't exist probably would be the hardest puzzle in gaming history

@Thrustpawn9 and then there's Mark who is spilt in a even 50/50 of them both.

CRUCIAL dialogue.

@killerhellhound Only because players are somehow the most intelligent and the most dumb at the same time.

@Mary Joy Gelizon I mean dnd has that happen so often its turned into a meme

A puzzle is like a game that requires a specific solution. Like two shakes, a pattern, or simply completing multiple steps ( I know it's not the official definition). So I like Viva said, not really a puzzle...unless, you complete a certain pattern of things to make that puzzle complete and/or exist.

“ it’s no bloody person who’s 50 feet long with a thousand legs” 1:33:20

Pro tip when watching anyone play a scary game Don't eat anything that is easily flung, ya know... in case of jump scares

as a representive of the pan and train comunity thank's for the them mark ^^ you're a hero to a lot of people including me

The fact he stays silent when Bunzo says his bday 😂😂😂

Mark: Solves a platform puzzle in 30 seconds. Also Mark: Plays with furniture for 5 minutes for no reason whatsoever.

When he solved that puzzle that quickly my jaw was on the floor

@Tyler Henshaw yep i agree as fellow member

@Kanter Robert As someone with ADHD, I can confidently say that I saw what Mark saw in that puzzle. (ADHD is a blessing and a curse)

I did that. Its so funny

Was looking for this comment.

44:43 Markiplier: hold on, can you shut up? The machine: I gotchu

The sunflower sign in the room of abandoned stuff says “im rooting for you!” But I swear to god i hear her say “im milking for you!”

19:12 Mark: i've connected the dots Chat: you didn't connect shit Mark: i've connected them

Markiplier is one of those people who struggle with anything basic like he has a mental disability, without actually having a mental disability and then solves complex things like they're basic. Starting to think he just secretly plays an entire game before making videos on it and just creates a whole long a## script to go with it.

Mark: "I can't hear. This game needs subtitles." Also Mark: *mashes buttons and screams over dialogue*

@mars My point in showing the reasoning is because anything that makes something more accessible doesn't just help the people who have the least access to it, accessibility is beneficial to everyone. For example, while a wheelchair ramp does provide access for wheelchair users, it also provides access for anyone who has trouble with any height differences in the ground, pregnant people or anyone carrying something heavy, people who want to keep rolling a suitcase instead of lifting it above the change in height, etc. Accessibility is something to fight for, especially because our bodies are all aging and otherwise atrophying with time, and as it is right now, our societies aren't built to accommodate us, opting instead to accommodate cars rather than human bodies. We have to fight while we are able to, tomorrow is never guaranteed despite how secure our comfortable futures may seem Edit: tone indicators to clear up any potential misunderstandings: /info /nm /gen /srs

@Lyra Black everyone agrees it needs subtitles, it’s just standard for games, no one is denying that, you don’t need to list the reasoning, mate lol

@poedack ayyee me too 😭 it isn't that hard to add captions esp if there's a script... annoying isn't it

@lord hoeron I don't know if I have APD or am just bad at paying attention/contextualizing stuff, but subtitles are definitely pog. And I do sometimes like to write stuff down for easy access, I can skim over something written way faster than I can watch a video or listen to audio to figure out what's going on, especially direct quotes (which again, I like to write down/cite/reference; definitely not echolalia hahaha…)

@Lyra Black yeah, i have pretty awful apd so like captions are. needed

"keep going" *whisper* Mark: SAYS YOU! Says you nerd! had me rolling

why does mark have live chat when he almost NEVER ENGAGES with the audience , so many minutes couldve been saved, like its fun to watch, but also like ahhhg lmfao

Mark looks so happy watching the green hand video at first

Mark: *tries to murder poppy* Poppy: *trying to help*

It's amazing how much patience mark has when he's infuriating other people.

It's funny seeing how many people skipped ahead in the little bar above the playtime. Reminds me of his playthrough of Prey only he wasn't joking he was just legitimately missing everything in front of his face

Indeed lol

It took damn near 3 hours, his patience knows no bounds lmao.

Markiplier: I'm going to push you! Push! Push! She got grabbed. Markiplier: yes...

I watched markiplier put 2 and 2 braincells together for half an hour he is a bingus.

Hey mark, my son is a huge fan of yours and we also found out you guys have the same birthday. Hes only 5 but, awesome happy birthday mark.

OMG this is amazing lie all of your vids keep doing what you do best Mark and you are a great streamer and youtuber!

Mark is literally the example of “mission failed successfully”

Agreeable

he dies but in a COOL way

right. the ladder in the first like 10 minutes with a clear swing mechanic above him

He is more like mission succeeded failfully

Yes indeed

The casual quoting of in space with markiplier is perfect

"Miss me" -Marks last words

Late to the game (hehe literally...), I know, but does anyone else figure the character we play as might be in some way a toy themself? Because I can't help wondering why the character played here seems so small, considering the back of the park benches at 39:31 reach up to first-person chin height, when they're only supposed to stand at about 4' tall at the top of the backrest on average. Also, Happy Birthday, Mark! Edit from later: Just got to the "I know when your birthday iiis! June 28th!" part and I've gotta say that little what-must-have-been-a-"Hi Mark!"-shoutout was both kinda nice/adorable and also really well-incorporated into the game. I guess no one told Mark his birthday was gonna be in here and the "Whoah....hold on.....wtf??" look on his face after he hears it really is kinda priceless. Also, the line is spoken by a GOLDEN RABBIT (W.Afton reference much? lol) no less, referencing the game series that skyrocketed his career and that he's best known for. Too freakin' cool!

42:33 the fact that that is really his birthday Markiplier is completely becomes silent

Mark is the reason for invisible walls. This would be 10 hours long without them.

Lol yeah🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

Are we ignoring the fact that the devs forgot to add collision to a WALL? (Right hand wall on the left side of Elliot Ludwig’s office, I think)

@nya ?

To be honest, the invisible walls are like baby proof for our good old gamer baby Markiplier lol

🤔

2:02:45 *me watching the video on my phone with the brightness all the way down before mark says anything* “is that the tape right there ?”

Mark: they don't know I'm comin Bunzo: your birthday is June 28 Creators: we knew you were coming mark

I find it so funny that Mark spends more than ten minutes on the simplest of things.

And that he didn’t notice that the sign he threw was upright again.

me wondering how the video is 3 hours long: 😮 mark touching litterly every pixel In the game

Me: wondering why marks playthrough is like an hour longer than everyone else's... (Watches video) Me: oh, nevermind 😂

@ShogunPug it was a rhetorical question but okie 👍

It's because this is streamed and unedited. Do you think all the content people put out is the final product?

Same

@Lucas P it kinda is when you start noticing a pattern and Mark starts trolling the chat when it gets out of hand because you can't really do anything about it. Backseating is what ruined undertale for him and made him quit the first time.

@Raptros Pt mate this is no big deal, ur kinda aggressive about it.

Me:mark ur doing everything wrong Mark:this is the right way to do it

I love how the toy guessed markapliers name and it’s actually right

“I know what your birthday is june 28” Also Markiplier’s birthday june 28: Is this a coincidence

42:41 the way he just stares 🤣🤣

:))

*Markiplier trying to kill Poppy for over 10 minutes* Chat: “Markiplier, no!!!” Markiplier: “Markiplier, YES!!!”

53:40 OR GANGE

@Shokann dbz abridged ref Goku "Vegeta no!" Vegeta " VEGETA YES!!!"

Spongebob reference?

No,no, im with mark on this one

TO BE CORRECT IT WAS 30 MINUTES

42:33 I have been waiting patiently for Mark to press that button

imagine if the entire rest of the video was just the reaction of the birthday man

Im sure the developers put his birthday knowing he would play it for reaction

😂😂😂😂😊 you made me happy lost my job looking at this makes me laugh there's a lot of horrible things going on in the world but just sitting down watching a video from your favorite YouTuber better than PewDiePie makes me happy

Mark: "This might be the toughest puzzle in all of gaming history" Chat: "JUST GO THROUGH THE GOD DAMN VENT, MARK!"

@A.S.A PRO maybe

The best part was that he actually solved his self imposed puzzle too. Yeah it took forever but he reached somewhere he clearly wasn't meant to reach.

@•Rupen• fairly sure he was being sarcastic

@A.S.A PRO doesn’t make it less frustrating, if anything it makes it more frustrating sometimes lol

@Noeru Sasaki Lucky you actually skipped it

42:33 Bunzo Bunny : Ik what your birthday is.... June 28 Markiplier : *Shock* pov: wait how did he know my birthday?

Happy belated birthday Mark!! :)

1:06:37 I love the fact that Markiplier appearantly doesn't read the comments because people are screaming for him to get the tape, but he doesn't xD

Markiplier: "show me something tough. Show me something monstrous. Show me something I can't overcome." Pipe blows steam into markiplier's face. Markiplier has massive rage at the pipe. Markiplier when he is finished raging at the pipe: "K, have a nice day." Me: "I expected the pipe to blow steam on him again"

mark: “YOU DIDN’T EXPECT I WOULD BE PLAYING!” devs: *put an easter egg of his birthday into the game specifically to freak him out*

My birthday too that was freaky lmaoo

@Tanya sketch I know when your birthday is! June 28! -Bunzo Bunny

Mine is June 29th I was getting scared for a second... *phew*

@Brennin The YouTuber you don't even list your birthday on your steam account so I'm not sure how they would find it out

@DaLlama just imagine though, that would have freaked everyone out!

I Love Those Strings In The Intro & When He’s Watching Tv 😩

The thing you know that he’s the king of five nights at Freddy’s but next thing you know he’s gonna become the king of poppy playtime

Looks like markerpliyer was about to cry when bunzo the bunny guessed his birthday month lol Here is the part 42:32

Duuuude HES SOOOO SLOW ITS HILARIOUS literally the first half an hour of this is him making things waaaay more complicated than they need to be.