Please Hate These Things

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    Jarvis Johnson! GOLDJarvis Johnson! GOLD

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    These are the worst things
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Rohan Garg
Rohan Garg

Whos been waiting for this since seeing Jarvis's story

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catchild101
catchild101

@Marisole I made my comment because I was bored

Vor 20 Tage
Marisole
Marisole

I made this comment 3.3k we it was at 3.299 :o

Vor 20 Tage
catchild101
catchild101

@Some idiot named Erick perhaps that could have happened. I guess we'll never know for sure. 🤔

Vor 23 Tage
Some idiot named Erick
Some idiot named Erick

@catchild101 Im starting to think........ You may not have seen it....still unsure though

Vor 24 Tage
Plenty Of Trick Shots
Plenty Of Trick Shots

@Stacie Mohler The la croix comment referencing Danny Gonzalez

Vor 27 Tage
riley
riley

goooooooooooold

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shame on you
shame on you

the fact that the fireplace at 8:28 is missing a side like u can't use that.....

Vor 2 Tage
Luna Moonlight
Luna Moonlight

The person who built that kitchen probably loves hitting corners

Vor 2 Tage
Mina Tempes
Mina Tempes

Just when I thought I stopped hating men I see the ass toilet. Guess the GTA5 guys did that one.

Vor 4 Tage
krystle sykes
krystle sykes

This was hilarious! Thank you for the laugh and I also loved the ending 👌♥️

Vor 4 Tage
luvheists
luvheists

5:55 gun tree hill

Vor 6 Tage
jessmtnz
jessmtnz

Jarvis I love these "no effort" videos! Your jokes are perfect lol

Vor 14 Tage
thhomas 4life
thhomas 4life

I love when he first looks at the picture and you hear the manic “HEHEHEH”

Vor 14 Tage
Taylor Peters
Taylor Peters

After about the fifth time I finally heard in-unit dishwasher instead of eunuch dishwasher.

Vor 14 Tage
Ryan Wilson
Ryan Wilson

The raised horrible toilet was popular in the 70-80's in basements. Without it being that high it would never flush. I've seen much worse ones. I won't upset you with photos of remodels I've done. Lol

Vor 15 Tage
Eva G
Eva G

"uglyirishhouses" is an absolute gem worth looking at. bare in mind, some irish people in the 2000s had plenty of money and not an ounce of sense

Vor 15 Tage
Silburific 17
Silburific 17

8:32 I can't tell if there's a drain there, but if there is, that's probably a space for washing before you soak in the tub. Y'know, in case you _don't_ want to stew in your own filth.

Vor 15 Tage
That1weird girl
That1weird girl

Imagine having a pillow fight with those hands though

Vor 16 Tage
Jessica Mancione
Jessica Mancione

"don't make me give a speech on my kitchen podium"

Vor 17 Tage
Jessica Mancione
Jessica Mancione

god your laugh makes me so happy

Vor 17 Tage
Izu senpai
Izu senpai

1:39 Doofenshmirtz: Is that huge hands han’s place

Vor 17 Tage
Jam Fox
Jam Fox

Everything you do is stupid precious. 😠 But also, clean your room. 🥰💖

Vor 17 Tage
HilaryAnne
HilaryAnne

is it weird that I watch the gold channel more than the regular channel? I guess YouTube recommends these to me more so because I'm so premium

Vor 17 Tage
Maren Bowlsby
Maren Bowlsby

Loving Jarvis’ energy in this video😂😂

Vor 18 Tage
Carol Pretzel
Carol Pretzel

My grandpa’s house has a toilet that looks like it’s on a pedestal because that’s where the plumbing is. It’s a very old house.

Vor 18 Tage
Stefan Sauvageon / What-a-Twist
Stefan Sauvageon / What-a-Twist

Oh so it's a Reddit compilation

Vor 18 Tage
icky cat
icky cat

“I hate false drawers” holy shit, we had this one fake drawer in our kitchen that was held on by magnets and one time when I was 12 I pulled it and let go expecting it to be a regular drawer and i dropped the corner of it on my toe and broke a blood vessel 😀✌️ not fun lol

Vor 19 Tage
Mia Surina
Mia Surina

some of those were very obviously and sadly designed by a 70s couple who dont even know what "interior design" meant but the wife was confident in the abilities shes never used before to make her house unique. well its unique just in the worst way

Vor 19 Tage
Book Lover
Book Lover

5:32 Do they not have these everywhere in America? I mean who doesn't have a rifle fan? *confused American noises* 6:04 Also, this is just the normal toilet paper holder here in America. Y'all must be new.

Vor 20 Tage
Gothic Kat
Gothic Kat

This video made me spit mouthwash all over my face..... I’m disappointed in myself

Vor 20 Tage
ltihaompson
ltihaompson

Jarvis be like: Why would you need a lamp if there is a window? Has he forgotten about night time? :P

Vor 20 Tage
Emma Walton
Emma Walton

5:18 Wait until you hear about fake pockets. Those are infuriating as fuck

Vor 26 Tage
Amberly the HarpyQueen
Amberly the HarpyQueen

A lot of these I swear I have done in the sims and it mostly worked out..in reality it is disturbing and off-putting.

Vor 26 Tage
ᏰᏒᎥᏖᏖ
ᏰᏒᎥᏖᏖ

The staircase to a toilet had me straight up rolling. "Whist I produce waste from my posterior I shall have the high ground in case of attack!"

Vor 28 Tage
Michael Girouard
Michael Girouard

I don't even know why you're so funny.

Vor Monat
Tom Abbo Hermann
Tom Abbo Hermann

Great now I want a toilet paper holder gun which has “this is the only good use for a gun“ written on it

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Quinn
Quinn

I honestly would buy those hands if i could reupholster them to be less uggo

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punkuke
punkuke

10:16 Torture room for arthritic people.

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Skies
Skies

that was so good

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Biotic Jedi
Biotic Jedi

Take a shot everytime he adjusts his glasses

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Ashton Rose
Ashton Rose

This should be called: Jarvis cringes, giggles, and forgets things for 13 minutes

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denithy
denithy

I love the ending.

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nuna beeswax
nuna beeswax

oh sorry i though this was 123 go gold

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Connor Hulkowitz
Connor Hulkowitz

I’ve been watching your videos forever (before you started making funny videos lol) and I just realized I have not subscribed to your gold. How have I not managed to do that until now😂 keep up the great work and I like your gold channel a lot

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Esi Mensah48
Esi Mensah48

Anyone else get the Christmas story vibes when looking at the lamp?😂😂😂👣

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Humid 「he&him」
Humid 「he&him」

laughing jarvis is the peak jarvis

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Emily Myers
Emily Myers

Omg this was excellent. Watching you crack up at the bed-toes was hilarious 😂

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Abigail Duerksen
Abigail Duerksen

This is so premium

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Declan_gaming
Declan_gaming

3:08 I feel attacked

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Sasha Nova
Sasha Nova

8:11 ok but I'm actually in LOVE with that bathroom

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Bec
Bec

thx for being funneyhaha so my husband an 1 can watch ur vids keep up the great work taurus king

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Syeda Kazmi
Syeda Kazmi

paisley giant is my new folk band name

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No Name
No Name

That first kitchen looks like it was designed by a kid on Roblox

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HHQueen
HHQueen

Is no one going to talk about how great the ending was??? Please, Jarvis, know that it was amazing and had me dying

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caljones
caljones

They make small dishwashers, like for apartment living! I think you can find them on amazon.

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ELSA BTW MY NAME IS APRIL
ELSA BTW MY NAME IS APRIL

I just love my Elsa like thing on my name

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Leonardo Digiorno
Leonardo Digiorno

I'm sorry I'm coming back to this video because I'm in love with the lamp he's so handsome. Oh also the hands

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Leonardo Digiorno
Leonardo Digiorno

Jarvis reviews Sims houses

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Steve Fox
Steve Fox

those pillows are for bitch slapping and pillow fighting. Win/Win

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Astraestus
Astraestus

This is was so funny dude🤣🤣🤣🤣

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Astraestus
Astraestus

I wouldn’t mind a pokeball doorknob😂

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Myracle Woodford
Myracle Woodford

3:00 Toy Story 5 Enemy Leak 😆

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chrisleneil
chrisleneil

Why are there so many guns? I ask that question about my state all the time.

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FPMc47
FPMc47

I'm so glad you're not taking this seriously.

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Sweetstar87
Sweetstar87

Dr gluon on on Twitch made some of these builds in the sims 4 and shouted you out so here I am to subscribe

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Michael Gear
Michael Gear

Jarvis be like: 👓👌🏽

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Dolores Duran
Dolores Duran

As a mother, the kitchen podium speech spoke to me.

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Fynn Knight
Fynn Knight

12:03 His laugh gives me life

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Devon K
Devon K

LMFAO!!

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Owl Girl
Owl Girl

Inmust defend the shitten mitten. When you live in a place where the weather goes below -35 degrees celsius and you cant afford heated seats, the toilet is so fucking cold you need an extra layer to not freeze your ass off

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Joe Tayler
Joe Tayler

Thoroughly ok video

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itai ._.
itai ._.

goooOOOOOOOOld

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бѣ съ
бѣ съ

the ending is fire

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Barni
Barni

8:11 This kinda looks rooms I make in Sims 4, when I have a lot of different things and a really small room..

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Bo Johan
Bo Johan

no, no, no to those hand pillows, they have murderous intent, I just know it!

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Beby Froggy
Beby Froggy

im obsessed w this video lmao its so funny - i lost it along with you at the feet bed holy shit

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Lindsay Bierman
Lindsay Bierman

The second amendment doesn't cover toiletries hahahahahaha 😆

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Louisse Sabinorio
Louisse Sabinorio

Me when I come to America: "Why are there so many guns?!"

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Cole Storch
Cole Storch

His blurry ceiling fan is really bugging me.

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Renamon 565
Renamon 565

I want the weirdest bed ever

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Robin Ibañez
Robin Ibañez

I used to have a friend in highachool named Jimmy Johnson and he kinda looked like you

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mochasuep
mochasuep

the interior design of my sims houses:

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Skylar A
Skylar A

love how the fireplace bathroom has a window at bathtub level. every bathroom needs a titty window ig

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Erin Last Name Redacted
Erin Last Name Redacted

Love the first mid-roll transition.

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Jamie Hates You
Jamie Hates You

My father's name is John. We're brothers now. It's the law.

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Eli Mouton
Eli Mouton

12:05 *chaotic laughter*

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BiggerinRealLife
BiggerinRealLife

The false drawers made me SO MAD. they do in general, but that podium wasn’t even trying to make them look legit.

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Tobin from Fire Emblem
Tobin from Fire Emblem

Toes are gross, all my friends want to chop off their toes

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✠CuttySobz✠
✠CuttySobz✠

Jarvis your outfit is absolute cringe. It just makes you look like a total tryhard from 2010

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crabless in baltimore
crabless in baltimore

deeply troubled by the bathroom pit

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Valentina S.
Valentina S.

I'm an architecture student. Some of these examples look as if they were taken out of a student project, redone at 4:00 AM after the student found out that the house must be 15% smaller but his brain has no capacity to rethink how to organise the space..and wants to sleep at least 15 minutes that night

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cynthia young
cynthia young

That square island was meant to like a cutting board. IDK. Maybe. That's the only that makes sense to me.

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Overwhelming Surplus Of Diggity
Overwhelming Surplus Of Diggity

Jarvis is my comfort utuber xD

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Iain Ronald
Iain Ronald

Hey, I recognize that bathroom third-to-last bathroom from 80's crime films; With that in mind, that's not a bath-readying area, it's a cocaine storage bin! That way, you could be in the bathtub wearing your seven gold chains, drinking Cristal, your chest-fro hanging free above the water, watching all 13' of Joanie Loves Chachi and, when need be, reach over with your gold dagger/letter-opener to grab a knife tip of cocaine to snort.

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Snakeking64
Snakeking64

cannot believe the same person got featured for TWO jokes

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anoramactir
anoramactir

A part of me actually kind of likes the lamp? I mean, it's nightmare-inducing but it has an aesthetic and it is rocking it.

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Benjamin Smyth
Benjamin Smyth

My 8 month old son really enjoyed your laugh. He kept laughing along. It was cute!

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OOO buggie
OOO buggie

"Why do the toes look like they're playing piano?" And then my drink came out my nose

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toad crusher 69
toad crusher 69

I want the foot bed. I NEED the foot bed.

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Riversidewren
Riversidewren

I'm really glad I'm not the only person currently obsessed with awful home design

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xrgus
xrgus

im crying laughing thru this whole video

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One random guy
One random guy

Bru the Kyle bit is too Accurate. I’m scared

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Will Parsons
Will Parsons

I guess Jarvis had never heard of being in the kitchen at night.

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Vinaya Dayaram
Vinaya Dayaram

honestly the others peoples and reviews on the side of the pictures were just them roasting everyone thing they could find wrong or like pure memes

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