Had to cancel my valentines date with my boyfriend to watch this. The divorce is always worth it for Doug

At least you can get into Divorce Island

You can always hire Saul Goodman as the lawyer

Divorce is pog

Doug does rhyme with love after all!

That's it, I'm getting a Dougvorce

I like how Doug almost won the second round but as soon as chat took control they drove the park into the ground

Never underestimate how efficiently Twitch chat can coordinate to cause maximum chaos

Funny thing is we would've won the first one but the one person who told him he could flatten the ground successfully made Doug waste 4,000 dollars on absolutely nothing.

@Humanity is Fucked DougDoug wasn't smart with his money until pepsi park, which he actually ended with a profit, so... even without his chat sabotaging him, he probably would've still needed the power of pepsiman to win

No, it was because of that horrible ride, once chat deleted it everything changed

@An Angry Bird Yes, DougDoug went from being barely cashflow positive to going bankrupt

doug’s chat is so good at creating inside jokes and escalating gags

This had absolutely everything

Nice

👍

nice

Nice

Very good content

"am I being invaded by the Mongols?" not even a minute in and I'm already laughing my ass off

Crash Course: *Hold up…*

@「Formula Zero EX」 ALWAYS THE EXCEPTION!

I’m not sure why I’m laughing so hard at the AI naming the Janitor’ “Janitor” and the theme park, “The theme park”. 💀

The Defunctland series is gonna go absolutely crazy

The best last twist would be that Michael Eisner was the Jonitor all along.

This made me laugh out loud

ok

Now I just wanna see Defunctland just make a parody documentary of Pepsi Park and the one with the cannibal janitors.

Dj great

This is OSHA, we congratulate Doug for building a theme park and are excited to take a look! We sincerely hope this is a very safe and humane attraction and that nothing is going horribly wrong, like people getting kidnapped or the janitors eating the kids

As a janitor hired a few weeks ago I can assure you there are no such issues. there are so little issues in fact that you don't even need to look! -jonitor#3

@AConfusedWitch Really? Impressive work Jonitor #3, our compliments to Doug and the entire staff team of janitors (who possess very wholesome and normal diets that don't involve children) We at OSHA send our kindest wishes of good luck to the success of the theme park

@MCisAwesome95 Dear OSHA there could in no way be a member of Pepsi Land Jonitorial staff eating children, but if for there were, we assure you that the children eating is all necessary to keep the park clean and not cluttered.

@Mayhaps a turtle Keeping the park clean and free of litter? Why, the staff at this fine establishment are so thoughtful! The health inspector will be pleased, this is going on your review along with the numerous confirmations and evidence that there is no consumption of children occurring behind the scenes. We at OSHA are very proud of Doug and his delightful staff!

​​@MCisAwesome95 ignore rumors of janibals and baby burgers and janibal cults

The laugh tracks after Chat forced Doug to delete the cart ride sent me.

34:48 “We cobbled together some new strategies” Chat: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

It’s so sad that Chat is so jealous of magic kats cart ride, just because it gives their divorced wives a better ride than they ever could.

This chat is one of the most consistently funny I've seen. Great community

Let’s Game It Out: ”Amateurs.”

This is why we have OSHA regulations.

This is why we shouldn't have OSHA regulations

What the fuck is OSHA going to do about a tornado?

@SirKorm weewoo 😂

It’s actually OSHA suggestions

@SirKorm stop it, obviously 🗿

Let’s all remember that janitor worked at every theme park in the world.

And that they were paid max amount at one point on all three parks.

I’m convinced theme park safety regulations are only in place because of Doug and LetsGameItOut

Imagine a team battle for theme parks between Doug, chat, and Josh. All bets would be off

​@Rosie Red yeah

​@Rosie Red Cities would burn

30:10 doug, after understanding how hard it is to please parkgoers after this stream, has to (when going to a theme park irl) ALWAYS ALWAYS ALWAYS, appreciate *tree* and *rock* because, you gotta remember, that park manager worked REALLY HARD to put that *tree* and *rock* there. Doug is never gonna take *tree* and *rock* for granted ever again

I really appreciate it when I see some scenic trees and Dwane Johnsons at parks

@Place-Holder the Dwane Johnson thing sent me

DougDoug lore just keeps getting deeper. I knew cannibal janitors were gonna appear eventually, there were doubters but I knew. I saw the signs all over the place, disguised as gorillas selling zorbees.

I'm Glad This Video is on Trending. that means more people can hear about Cannibal Baby Janitors

...so the janitors are babies who are also cannibals?

Now if only Doug would acknowledge the random disasters happening in his basement every day

the hurricane through sacramento is still having us soaked over it, can he please get a plumber?

@BananaBuns You'll have to wait until April 7th

YeaMan Dougs too old to refer to music as fire.

Only in aisle 13

YeaMan cap

The comparison of the ride to a sensory deprivation tank was amazing, holy shit. The entity that is chat is hilarious.

You know we're in for a good time when Doug Doug is close to an hour on his first attempt but the video hasn't even passed 15 minutes in length.

Moral of the video: 2/3 janitors are cannibals

Y'know it's a good dougdoug video when he says "am I being invaded by the mongals??" less than a minute in

I laughed when novelai called the legendary janitor “Janitor”

This whole situation deserves an animated series, imagine the suspense when Joniter is hired

_Doug hires a new janitor_ "Wait, why is there suspenseful music playing?!"

All of Doug’s videos deserve a full fledged tv series

*Yoniter

and headmaster is the main person you follow in season 2 in season 1 its doug doug you follow

And then they make a spin-off about Divorce Island

This story about child-eating jonitors is truly terrifying.

Whoever edits these is impressive and has impeccable timing. Good job! Love the stylization.

26:18 and 26:29 are way funnier than they have any right to be.

Doug’s streams all end up devolving in ways you can never predict and I adore it.

Chat demolishing Doug's ride is the single funniest thing that could have happened

man, this video was quite the rollercoaster

glad the video dropped. these puns suck help

.. nice

@someuser. why is it a video on how to make pizza???????? out of any video you could advertise

the video was released 24 minutes ago

@turn it yp damn, exposed🫃

I legit became unable to breath just 5 minutes in because I was just laughing too hard. I'm in for a ride.

We need to start a lore book for Doug Doug

I dont think I've ever laughed so hard as when John went on strike before even getting hired.

The janitor arc was one of the best Dougdoug storylines

This had absolutely everything. Drama, suspense, pathos, extended lore, a glorious cart ride cut down in his prime. This was an absolutely perfect DougDoug video!

Today was an awful Valentines. The divorce was finalized and I heard my ex wife has already moved on to some Janitor who shares my name. Glad Dougdoug uploaded a new vid so I can take my mind off that.

this is the video for you

did she.. take the kids, I heard johnitor the janitor loves them

I don't mean any disrespect, but if she left for Johnitor... Then what does that say about you?

@Humblepie I couldn't tell you. She just packed up the kids and said she needed to find a man who appreciates the 'flavors of life'

ok

I like how when chat was in charge of clicking the entirety of chat decided to band together to fire the janitor and destroy dougs horrible ride.

"The cleaning products or the children" got me laughing till my drink went up my sinuses. I guess that's what happens when you try to function around Dougdoug.

I love how chat was aggressively crapping on Doug's cart rides, but everytime he let them ride one they went absolutely insane

As a southern Ohioan, I grew up going to Kings Island a lot. It’s always a great time, but I really felt like it was missing something, after visiting The Amusement Park and Pepsi Park, I finally realized what it was. I wasn’t cannibalized by the johnitor, nor was I trapped in the rides’ exit. I really hope KI gets onto adding those in the future

HOLY SHIT FELLOW SOUTHERN OHIOAN, KINGS ISLAND IS THE SHIT

@cho hell yes, Kings Island rules even if the johnitors don’t eat kids

@XJ-May nah, but I'm pretty sure the costumed actors walking around during WinterFest do

I like the fact that Doug made a park that was 32 miles long, hired a guy who was a veteran of both worlds wars, and then was confused that trash was piling up.

As a child in Joniter’s stomach. This is a really good video.

How’s your signal on there?

@Blaine Wheaton Joniter felt generous so he gave me entertainment. Also it turns out joniter has a whole wifi system down here.

would you say your experience in there is overall worse or better than Doug's basement?

@LimitlessCord73 The only bad thing about the joniters stomach is I don’t get to see my parents. But Joniter has like a whole 5 story house for all the children he ate. Then he refreshes with another story on top. 10/10 would be swallowed again.

They should add a dlc to this game where you make a child-only theme park in Jonitor's stomach. It could have tower defense! What are we defending against, I hear you ask? I have no idea! The larval form of Jannibals maybe, where they act as parasites for adult Jannibals that compete with their parents. Are their Jannibal tribes? How advanced is their civilisation, if they have one? I'm pretty sure they're born with the outfit and the mop... Are they capable of human speech? If so, is it merely a surface level mimicry to allay suspicion, evolved to copy the mannerisms of the local populace or do they comprehend the deeper meanings of their words? Are their minds fundamentally different to ours? Do they operate on blue and orange morality? Is there sexual dimorphism? Do they reproduce asexually? Can they take any role and play the part of the Janitor to stay unassuming or are they locked into that profession? How much do instincts govern their thought processes? What is their culture like, if it exists? I hope you enjoyed reading my stream of consciousness about the biology of the Jannibals, because I certainly had fun writing it.

I love how the janitor was on free roaming so they were just following orders and burning time and kids.

Doug, I just want to thank you. I’ve had extreme insomnia for a majority of my life, and I’ve tried damn near everything, but it would never stop. Then I saw your cart ride and I immediately collapsed on the spot and had the best sleep I’ve ever had.

It’s these kinds of videos that make me wish I could use twitch, but I’d literally never know when things are happening and have better things to do than check every 5 minutes for a DougDoug stream

After seeing all of the chaos Let’s Game it Out causes in this game, this surprisingly looks tame and normal

I’m 10 minutes in and desperately hoping a janitor gets named “Jannibal Lector”

If you try to explain the DougDoug Cinematic Universe to someone you have to include: - Cannibalism - Farting very loud - Witchcraft - Rosa - Invading Harambe - Sexy momma squid - Fat Albert and way too much

*but they’re disguised as gorillas

Can someone tell me what videos these are from? I've seen a bunch of his streams, but I still don't have context for the divorce jokes.

@derpfluid variant091 I think I was can you beat gta 5 but the car is invisible

And Diablo The Cheater

- Poob vs Ploob - Magic Hat - Oxygen Crash - Dragon Ball - Saul Goodman coming back from the dead and legally acquiring Heaven - Space Pope - Toilet on Uranus _The list could honestly go on at this point_

Each dougdoug stream is like a new arc of an anime, "the roller coaster arc" where Doug starts a park and hires FNAF like janitors.

Doug trying to keep his business afloat for a singular hour is like me trying to get a girlfriend within the decade. It's statistically impossible

15:40 this one caught me so off guard, laughed super hard 😂

the only roller coaster doug was missing was an emotional one but he still gave us one hell of a ride

It's adorable how proud he was about his "start theme park by building rides" strategy

As a janitor, I’m very excited to see some representation! Haven’t watched the video yet, but I’m sure it puts us as a janitorial community in a great light. Unfortunately my child was eaten by a cannibal a few months ago, so some appreciation for my line of work will definitely make my day!

Reading that last bit before watching the video was wild

Chad 007 youtube bots are the ultimate Virgin Betas

my friend is actually a janitor and I feel like I should send this vid to her

Doug can make a cool track ride sound like Splash Mountain. A truly wonderful experience.

That was incredible. Oh my gosh the janitor lore is amazing - and I love how ya add chat donations to the storytelling. It’s a great and creative donation incentive :3 Like legitimately - Doug’s AI shenanigans seems to make it as fun for him as it is for everyone else (at least in these edited videos) because of a lot of the improv. It’s cool to see an AI (that everyone is currently kind of terrified of or angry with as a concept) that works into a creator’s “workflow” in a constructive way.

I love that each DougDoug upload contains the most insane lore that totally makes sense if you watch the video. I expect nothing less than cannibal janitors and a brief detour of how Europeans pronounce Jan

Doug really handles this game with a lot of GRACE.

Doug's content releases have increased so much and I'm so down for it

You know a DougDoug challenge is going to be good when it begins with "Attempt 1"

813 likes and one comment? I’ll change that

837 likes and two comments? I'll change that

I broke the chain

likes AND comments??? i'll

I love the ending of the park turning into Divorce Island, it really was the perfect end to the park

the thing I'm looking forward to about this video, as with all of Doug's videos, is the absolutely insane side plot that will eventually take over the whole video

I Just Love this interaction that Doug and chat have

Just wanted to say every second of watching Doug place benches was totally worth it and I’d 100% do it again

This is my favourite Minecraft video Doug has made yet. It has emotions like divorce, child-eating, janitor, biff, uphill and downhill ride and sexy man with his chat. The editing really put it together.

I just love how this challenge ended up with Twitch chat and an A.I creating lore for a theme park on the verge of bankruptcy.

I mean, that's literally every DougDoug challenge. Doug tries to play the videogame and chat is making up buckets of lore about whether or not Doug is employed by an Applebees, or asking him for Groceries, orscreaming about Yawnitor the Cannibal Janitor (Cannitor)

Man i cant ever find a normal planet coaster gameplay, from LetsGameItOut to making nightmares and doug doing stuff like divorce island

@burnt.cheerios why else would you want to watch someone play planet coaster

@Axeeco Fair enough

ok

Joel the janitor here, I was hired just after this video and I just have to say props on all the Halloween decorations even though it’s December!

This is actually the most I've laughed in years

If there is something I never tire with about Doug Doug, is that every bit and joke has some form of lore behind it.

Doug’s content is so insanely good! It’s so enjoyable. It really makes my day every time he uploads

The algorithm just showed me this channel, and I gotta say. This is probably the funniest chat I've seen in awhile. I mean, ik he edits the funny parts in and other parts out but still. Actual dude has his moments too, the "are we being invaded by the Mongals" got me 😭.

Honestly, it's hard to pick a favorite part of DougLand for me growing up. They all instill such nostalgia - I'm torn between 5,000-Benchland, the iconic giant balloon towers, or the magnificent giant Pirate Ship rainbow.

My favorite childhood memory from DougLand was hiding, sobbing, behind an overflowing trashcan filled with rotting burgers while janitors stalked the paths to find me

@SwizzleDrizzle Hide-In-A-Pile-of-Rotting-Burgers-While-Janitors-Hunt-You Mountain was my favorite ride as a kid too!

What’s DougLand? Ive only heard of “The Theme Park”

In reality its none of these. Its the track ride

Me too, my favorite part is that after a few hours the owner stranded us in the park. I'm still there right now!

Finally! It’s time for Biff to shine!

I'm really enjoying this longer form content. Definitely worth the effort to make them

I saw what was wrong, the janitor was kept free roaming. Doug basically paid his janitors 2 grand and gave them no directions.

I'm having the roughest week of my year so far and this is exactly what I needed. Thanks Doug!

as a janitor this is truly one of the baby tastes of all time

Disasters? Like the hurricane I sent to Sacramento? I like this already!

Damn, John is so good he has **standards** for what vomit he cleans.

I can't believe no one told him that he was wasting several dollars per track by making his roller coaster high off the ground

My favorite part of this channel is that you go into every video, thinking it will be straight forward. But chat always pinpoints on one small detail, making a theme for the entire video

crazy how the stream ended at midnight, right at the beginning of opposite day, causing Doug to say the best cart ride ever 'sucks'

This video was epic. Chat at its best. AI at it's best. Top tier content. The plot twists made me cry from laughing

I've never seen Doug guilty laugh this much. Chat were on their A game this stream. Ita crazy how creative this community is

They where until they started insulting the best rides

@Redshirtgaming96 That was A+

It's been a long while since I've laughed myself til i started tearing up, even after Doug and Chat tried to take over the solar system, and that was pretty darn funny. Who knew that child eating could be so hilarious 😂😂

Yet another hilariously entertaining video. I keep coming back for more DougDoug. Also, thank you for all your advice on dealing with divorce, helped me through a lot. I've been divorced six times now.

I just love how this challenge ended up with Twitch chat and an A.I creating lore for a theme park on the verge of bankruptcy.

Life well spent now that I've watched Doug build 300 benches

I remember watching this video right after I had just gotten back from the hospital and it felt like a fever dream watching DougDoug's content

He needs a sign "do not feed the janitors" 🤣

It is actually hilarious how quickly twitch chat either makes or renames an account to fit whatever has just happened

Watching Douglas play planet coaster is the mental equivalent of watching a sorting algorithm try to sort a 4000000 line code

It's funny hearing about Janitor Jan from DougDougDoug's stream awards, and finally being able to see the context behind him lmao.

I've always wanted to be a janitor. It's a simple job, but it's really meaningful, you know? Also, you get to eat babies, and I'm glad Doug understands the importance of that perk.

I love how Doug's Twitch Chat is so in-between. Sometimes they want him to lose when you see messages like "YESSS" when he gets a bad roll, or you can see messages like "oh no..." when he gets a bad roll

I got to the janitor’s dark back story and laughed so hard that my dog ran in from the other room to make sure I wasn’t in pain. Good dog. Excellent Doug.

The dog wanted to make sure Johniter didn’t get you

@Place-Holder fuck that got a wheeze outta me

Good doug. Best streamer.

This feels like being on a group project and one person is making insane decisions

I am so excited and happy that this stream was finally made into a video. Biff stans everywhere, rejoice!

47:41 "I mean, they're paying for it, I don't care." Doug just summed up pretty much every corporation in a single sentence.