He went straight for the neck with that spray paint joke lmao

@DietRatchet yh your definitely a 304 and the other 470 idiots who liked this dumb comment

Italian descent she is definitely White what is Ariana society has decided to give her a pass

​@atlantasean Italian descent

Yeah but it's also widely known that she the girl is White but wants to be a person of color obviously I love her and would totally die for just give me the but I can't deny it's u definitely darken your skin and made this conscious decision early on to cater to the masses of people who are not White. I'm speaking from the perspective of being a black. Not to mention I followed her career so yes I've watched her backstories and everything and that was always the one thing that stuck out to me most. Anybody else tried that s*** it would be a cultural appropriation black face and they would be gone. But it's Ariana grande we are talkin about

Like omgggg 😂😂😂😂

Bro killed her in 90 seconds and proved he can be funny without talking about his dad. Legit respect.

@Dav  Just think , you could sell your soul to satan for fame just like that God forsaking empty shell

he didn’t kill her ☠️

@Luis Castellon That's alright big fella, you'll get there. 💪

@Gatti_almost_arturo Idk if it's actually 90 seconds man but it's obviously not 10.

I thought it was 10 sec

This is literally the first time I've ever seen any of his comedy and it's actually hilarious

Same!

True.

Look for the one he talked to Kanye 😂

Same lol.

Hahaha same here.

“Don’t clap. I like the giggles” 😂 this clip made me love him even more

Pete the menace caught another one

@Christopher W Yeah, don't trust subtitles my guy

@cool guy yes… he did. Watch it again, idiot.

@Christopher W no.. he didn’t…

​@Christopher Ware you deaf?

LMFAOOOO ariana is done brownfishing tho. Shes moving on to pretending shes asian

you're dummy ass racist motherfucker still thinks Asian people are a worker but if you go back to the past Are you gonna know your first dad is a big dick Asian fuck your mom

@Rivkah I don’t know Ariana personally and never will fortunately, yet even I can see that she’s a toxic person lol

@Rivkahvictoria justice and her exposed eachother for being the same bitch😂

😂

Still brown fishing…. Or would it be yellow fishing?

That tanning joke just made me respect him just a little bit more lol

why? he hates black women

​@Arianatorforlife2014 yep. Italians can be black also, like Mario Baloteli. But that's not the point, the point is Ariana is Italian like Andrea Pirlo is - which is white European.

@Arianatorforlife2014 I challenge you to watch her earlier work and say she is a "dark skinned Italian". Girl was all but Casper.

@Arianatorforlife2014 olive skin isn't a tan. Is a default darker complexion than most European whites. Can olive skinned peeps tan darker than rego whites? No. It's just a different shade of the same "tan". And of course she isn't gonna say "I'm Hispanic now!" Just like she doesn't say, "I'm black now!" Cause that would destroy her career. However, people like you have made it infinitely easier for white bread women to cosplay as different races and cultures with basically no backlash because, when her skin is spray tanned a dark she could never achieve without SERIOUS skin issues and probable skin cancer, with the styles, accents and language she adopts, makes it really seem like she might be black or Hispanic. But than you see her without a super dark SPRAY tan, without any minority cultural appropriation, and she looks like a attractive but really obviously white girl. Like, foreal, it doesn't take very long to look up skin tone shades, cultural appropriation and why white bread ass celebrities adopt Hispanic and African American makeup, clothing and talking styles, and of course SPRAY (not NATURAL) TAN to a darkness unseen in the most olive skinned of white peeps to try to spicen up their, again, plain ass wonder bread image.

Omg who ever said she was pretending to be “Hispanic” she tanned for the photo shoot or whatever she never once said “oh I’m gonna be Hispanic now” because of a skin color, many people can be Italian and have darker skin literally noeone is the same and if you dident know she once tweeted years ago that she found out she also has Sicilian and abruzzese roots, idc what y’all say, just haters and btw why y’all be worrying so much about her race or skin color it’s literally none of your business, if you don’t like what you see don’t waste time hating on her just do something better damm Also to whoever said that they are Italian and most of them are either pale or olive but if there from the southern they are more tanned, there is not only one type of Italian, some are mixed, and not fully Italian so some could be different colors and still have Italian blood

I’ll give him that one, that was quite funny

I can't wait for the Kim.K jokes next year 😂😂😭

And that’s a lawsuit waiting to happen

kim looks happy with him tho, we dont know

She’s not dumb enough to start the smoker ye is enough drama

If she attacks him he’ll speak up

Sounds like a fucking gold mine

"If I spray painted myself brown" Very underrated piece of the joke.

I don't know how he did it but he somehow said all that without sounding truly upset or angry, which was crucial for the jokes to be funny.

Pete is the perfect mixture of depressed, facetious, and clinically insane.

@SRay77  He's funny. He's not the greatest, but he's funny. He's great on roasts.

@kiki246810  I know and he embodies it perfectly.

He just like me fr

That's literally how comedy is created. You think people who are truly happy created humor?

@John Kult are you fr beefing w me cause i think a person is funny? jesus go outside

The roast omg 😱 he burned her 😂😂😂 nine year old with ponytail, spray painted brown 😆

That’s crazy. I heard her on an interview saying she fell head over heels in love with Pete when she watched SNL. She switched up quick 😂

and she did?

​@ILikeCHEEZ9 complimebting someone is equal to simping for you? dump little boy 🤦🏻‍♀️

Fr like I thought he was making it up but yikeeessss

@Chill my man thanks

@Tony Acosta damn tony got no chill respect I guess my man

The “nine year old with a ponytail” got me so laughing so hard I almost peed my pants! LOL

He's right though.

"Don't clap. I like the giggles." Love ya Pete.

@G4BRIEL2 says the person complaining about quotes 🙄

You and at least 12k other people have zero taste. Dudes an absolute hack comedian. He is only famous for his dad died in 9/11 jokes. We get it you're fucked up Pete, you're not the only one with trauma. You just monetized your trauma instead of dealing with it.

Nice

@King Teddie 11k likes, time to shut up and delete my comment hehehe

@G4BRIEL2 and they wanted to point out their favorite part. Shut up.

Todays lesson: Never openly disrespect a comedian ✌🏾😂

Oh he did that 🤣

You can hear the exact moment when the audience collectively realized where he was going with that “brown spray paint line”. 😂😂😂

I didn’t get it though can someone pls explain

Savage 💀

"If I spray painted myself brown-" Fucking annihilated.

she doesn’t even look brown he was just mad

​@Hooded-Vigilante you mean like the one they burned Joan of Arc for? Look that one up, try leviticus for extra emotional damage, hope you're not wearing a cotton-polyester blend Bible thumper

Yasss

@Hooded-Vigilante god probably hates you

​@Chill my manHoly hell. I did too! Wow. 😆😅

I love Pete he is amazing and a pure soul ❤️ people know he's awesome and pretend cuz he's a goofy guy you can date him for a joke just sad... Protect him at all costs

Spray painted brown!!! I'm dying!!!

Thanks for this video, Allen. This helped me understand my spouse (child of divorce) better. Even after many years of marriage there are still things to learn. Thanks for giving a Godly perspective.

This is the first time I've audibly laughed at a stand up comedian. I'm impressed LMAO

“If I spray painted myself brown..” 💀

​@Kyle Justice the word Hispanic would be more appropriate here. Even I thought she was Hispanic for years, till I saw her older Nickelodeon work. She's white, with white American and European ancestry.

​@Pragya Singh indians are Asian

@Sweet Cheeks Ariana pretends a lot races. She was white during her shows, was black when she was dating big Sean and now wants to be a K-pop singer

Lots of Ariana stans in the replies lol

@Samery TejadaWell Latin Americans speak mainly Spanish and Portuguese which originated from Latin.

What Ariana did to him was brutal

I've never heard any of this man's work before! I have to say that he's pretty funny

I love how he always kind of makes himself look like he's vulnerable, and that even a 9 year old would destroy him. You literally can't hate the man. He already sounds to have less confidence in himself than others ever would. And it's priceless.

I literally love Pete he is just hilarious and I’m glad he exists

I have never appreciated him more than I did the moment he started coming at her for the spray paint 🤣☠️

​@N BucwaShe talked shit on him on vogue are you fucking dumb

Black women forgettin he said he don't date them cuz they loud

@zoe you’re the foul one throwing false accusations

@Armed Hobo she's darker than my mom 🤨

@zoe Emily Ratajkowski is in her 30s? She's older than he is lol

Good job Pete.❤ People can’t be mean just because they have more money or influence… Mean is the new poor!

That was hilarious 😂 She DESERVED all the smoke 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

Finally the jokes we want from him 😂

Jokes longer than ur relationships skete! 🤦‍♀️ swipe up ⬆️

Pete’s entire comedic style is being like your super cool stoner friend who has cosmically comedic luck…& he comes back & nonchalantly explains his awesome day as only a funny stoner can.

Haha I think you totally nailed the vibe of Pete's humor. I *have* a friend like that, except his luck is TERRIBLE! But when he tells the story, you'll end up doubled over laughing anyway.

@angela have you taken your chill pill yet? Or you still trippin on people for having opinions bout others opinions?

@psychodahlia_ Jesus saves!

@Eric H it is and definitely what I needed to hear at that moment. It also doesn't help he has long, curly hair, and has a beard and moustache. My homie looks like jesus lol

@Jonas welp that's hard, i only do this if i feel safe around a friend. The friend I remembered was one of them, but the one I was with...was something else. During our trip together, it felt like I absorbed all her bad vibes. I can actually feel it lol that's why on the later part of the trip it became really bad. It's like i was just having a heart attack for the next 12 hours.

🤣🤣🤣 I love Pete Davidson ♥️

😂😂😂😭 this shouldn’t be that funny but that last part had me DYINGGGGG😂😂😭

idc what anyone says this is hilarious 😂😂😂

Damn, has he always been this hilarious?

"Shot in the back of the head by a 9 year old with a pony tail" had me dead lmao 🤣

@Nathan Mayeur no he was talking about her toxic as hell fans

@Ork That and the fact that these young girls literally idolize her, so they’d probably have her signature ponytail hair style.

@Slay_K47 think I know what you are thinking. On the same page as you

@John Iceland that’s one of the less intelligent comments I’ve seen in the internet.

@The Chosen One it was for sure about both her fans being young and her being short/small

“spray painted myself brown” over right there.

This was actually funny! Good job dude!

finally someone famous calls her out for it

😳😂😂😂😂😂

the fact that it’s actually his ex and we can relate to roasting the fuck out of our exs, is absolutely great

How has no one responded yet

I honestly think its brave and mostly a good thing you guys share stuff. She may just mean she doesn't feel like she knows you but your relationship helped her move forward from some really terrible things and feeling. And we're all HUE-man. We all contain this rainbow.. sorry I'm so cheesy...

LOL!!!!!!! “If I sprayed painted myself brown and hoped on the cover of Vogue Magazine & just started to shit on my ex” 😂😂😂😂

as opposed to converting to Judaism *JUST* to troll your current thing's ex? had it been any other situation, that would be seen as antisemitic for a comedian to make a joke out of an entire religion.... but it's overshadowed by Kanye saying stuff like "Hitler was great" Pete Davidson is currently untouchable because he's Kanye's kryptonite... I do find all of it to be funnier than his comedy on Comedy Central or SNL though... real life is always stranger and funnier than fiction

Comedy really helped him in so many ways, didn't know Comedy actually teach to erase a person.

Fuckin love Pete I don't give a shit what people say he'll always be one of my favorite comedians

“Can you imagine if I spray painted myself brown…” 😂😂😂

@m eIgnore all these comments, you slay

@m eu look good with them tiddies out and thats it lol

@Water Guy another slow individual trying to worm their way into a settled reply thread

​@Riri Fenty"no ones reading all that" Its legit only 10 words in a sentence... What is wrong with you

@Sylis tell me you’re popping a nerve trying to squeeze yourself into a youtube reply thread. she typed up a paragraph which for some reason isn’t visible anymore, catch up you’re slow.

Bro he’s too funny 😂 😁😆

I dont really care for either of them but this got me, the jokes are so spot on. Also don't most people not know who their exes are till they meet and date them? Unless you're like old friends or soemthing idk

@Night Godd yeah. I didn't word it well but I meant like they're strangers till you e hung out some or gone on a few dates

Not really, I dont think so. Dating a stranger isnt something that's done nore than dating someone you know (at least know OF)

Just love this dude 🤣❤️🤣

Even crazier, she said she saw him YEARS ago & said she was gonna marry him.

@kerusiki and that's a good thing?

That’s what all these hoes tell simps….

They were engaged

Just because someone says they love you they might not mean it

​@Mae Zeroher Zach Sang interview in 2018.

That spray paint joke was a kill shot, and my mans still has a Career. 👏 I’ll never stop clapping 👏

Bro please, for your health, stop clapping man. It's already been 5 days, you got me nervous

He is only speaking facts so they won't cancel him for that - he was the only one who said it

@Mamawsratishairy 40 sure and big capo

@Tino From Simpson you’re 40 pal, stop saying cap.

​@Raun Chi cap

Pete just gained many points in humble respect. 🤣

I LOVE HIM 😂😂

"spraypainted myself brown" had me💀

That 9- year old joke at the end made me choke. 😂 I remember the first time I saw this, I thought he was joking about what she said, but then I read the article... Oof 👀

Underrated because of his dating background. I about died when he said “sprayed painted myself brown”

@gavin riven she is ghastly now, she has no color to her and looks like she is severely underweight. Her fake tan/blaccent era is long over.

@MiNeS aye aye 😂

@Emmiekins Dazzles I couldn’t have said it better myself👏🏽😂🤣

@Jahod Hill basically people have said Ariana has been blackfishing like a catfish but with tan instead and getting offended bc there easily offended 😂

​@PuffMaster420his current girl certainly does

Dude!!!!!!!!! I think you just became my new hero! 😂😂😂

Wow, i never knew Ari cheated on him till now. My respect for her has went from a 100/100 to a 49/100

Comedy goals💯yet it’s at Pete’s expense 🥹

Bars "Those are Drake versus Lil Wayne claps I don't like that"- Pete Davidson 2022

This the most underrated comment here

“My biggest fear is getting shot in the back of the head by a nine year old with a ponytail.” LMAO that’s one of mines too. These kids doing play!

​@nineteen96totally unrelated. He was taking the piss out of Arianna. Reaching so much! Like me saying my 46yo mum punched me and I saw in the news that a 47yo mum punched her kid in the face. Grow up silly sausage🥴

@dankman bro rez kids be TWEAKING sometimes istg 💀💀

@Lucy Stewart pretty sure he means one of her fans getting mad at him and doing it since they are all little girls

Omar on the wire

Lol he was throwing jabs at Ari, referring to the fact she looks like a kid.🤦🤣😂🤣😂

😂😂. You have to admit he’s funny!!

Dude I feel Pete’s pain

I never really liked Pete but this comedy for sure 😂

People forget, they weren't just dating. They got fricking ENGAGED. I didn't think I could like Ariana Grande less. I was wrong. Yeah, sorry. He gets to make all the jokes.

babes he literally made a joke a about manchester when they were engaged, he’s not funny, he dates popular women cause he’s not shit, and then he jokes about them 🫶🏼

I highly doubt she even did this, she has a whole song titled for him on her album and they actually loved eachother you can tell

​@Roberto fitch getting engaged ISN'T A GODDAMN REBOUND

@Roberto fitchwell thats fucked up regardless, you don’t get to use people because you’re grieving. To go the level of getting engaged to him…thats even more fucked up then just lying about liking him alot.

@eefstiddy u sound dumb, how she don’t remember him when she talked about him after they broke up not to mention, his name is in her song…

He got me when he said all of Ariana's fans are 9 years old 🤣🤣

@MAAR Destroyer being short is not a "hardcore burn", most women are very short you dingus....he was talking about her fans. why would he call her a 9 year old? that would literally mean hes attracted to 9 year olds. yall are brain dead lol

@Toniann Pitters He purposely left it open to interpretation. You’re not right, you’re just ignorant and the fact that your interpretation isn’t always the correct one, and that sometimes there is no correct one. You think you’re always right, which in turn makes you often wrong.

@S. S.because she’s short and petite

@GrangerGaming no it doesn't count. The reason it doesn't count is because most People be on here listening skill is every low as well as reasoning. The guy is literally talking about Ariana and then said he was going to stop talking about her because he fear he will be shot in the head by a nine year old who wears a pony tail? What does that tell you?

Most of them act 9 if that counts

His Adam Sandler impression is spot on

I don’t know him but this was freaking hilarious LOL

Ok i usually don't find Pete funny but this. This was accurate

Oh wow that was actually pretty good, never seen his stand up before

Jaw dropped once he said “spray painted myself brown” lol I am BAFFLED

@Brandon Cooper I didn’t say they were a race?

@Ultimate Dude and is pretty pathetic in general, just americans clawing for any ounce of culture they can find.

@Ultimate Dude cos its comes from the US, shouldnt even be considered a dialect

@Briton "it’s a lot less valid than 90% of English dialects" Why do you think that though?

​@Smarty LTC i fr thought she was black for like YEARS back in the day when her tan was even heavier than it is now esp with the fake ass accent she put on too but her fans are sooo defensive abt it

He really funny 😂😂😂😂

He’s so real for this 😂

The funny bit was when he said he had a career. 10/10 would laugh again

I was sooo rapt that he said no to the clapping 👍👍👍 I hate the time waster clapping and whooping of audiences! It’s so immature and boring. The rest of us are like, “Shut up and let him/her continue their show!!!”

Man i envy this man's confidence 😂No wonder he gets all of the best ones

good one. It goes both ways sometimes. love the spray painting comment. lol

He is funny 😅 I didn’t have much faith on you, but it turns out you are a decent comedian 😂😂

I'm a hardcore arianator but the spray paint joke.... Oh my god .... 💀💀💀

“If I spray painted myself brown and hopped on the cover of Vogue magazine and just started $hitting on my ex.” 💀

@Squamalia 🌅 I think cuse it's relatable lol.

Thank you for all the likes! ❤️

​@Praise the lord pig aren't we?!! I mean what the fuck. I got sympathy for the situation but why in hell am I this far down in the comments on some BULL shit

@desirae jones yep basically. 😌

@Praise the lord pig thank you.. thank you

She started it. Pete just did what he do best. 🤣

Dude this is funny bc I was just watching his Netflix special last night and told my friend about how out of pocket this was 😭

He’s fucking hilarious and I love him. I hope the greatest woman on the planet finds him and they’re in love forever. Stay away from the bitches.

I fkn love Pete! 🤣

“spray paint myself brown” LMAO

@Xeno ♪ people like you are going to heaven ;)

11k likes and all i did was quote the video haha

FR THAT BLOW WAS PERSONAL AND I LOVE ARI MORE THAN MYSELF

@Ludovico Carli yeah, supposedly when white women use self-tanner, it’s because they want to be black women.

@Ludovico Carlishe notoriously spray tans herself brown

I used to not particularly like him but wow Pete has my respect

Painted myself brown!!! 😂😂😂😂 that’s exactly what she did.

Lmfao, nice reference to Ariana's rendition of an apple left in the sun for too long

That is definitely Petes Lane, stand-up, he definitely needs to do more

Love him. He properly roasted her but did it in a classy way she’d laugh at . I know her words hurt him . He seems to be doing just fine though ❤

​@Asap Emelyy Right... But you aren't a narcissistic celebrity.

Why does anybody care if she would laugh at it?

​@Davon Fryar-Frazier cringe asf

@the reader I would. I'm not a woke snowflake.

​@Asap Emelyy However jokes are fine I'm perfectly fine with actually funny good jokes. If it's a garbage joke, I wouldn't find it funny and probably find it pretty tasteless. However these are funny and I would love for someone to roast me like this, in or out of a relationship. As long as it's in good fun, I have no problem with it whatsoever.☺️👍

He’s so right it’s Hilarious

As a fan of Ariana grande that was pretty funny🤣

now I just want to see him do a skit where he's spray painted brown, with a ponytail and doing a photoshoot/interview for vogue magazine...,🤣

i love his comedy

The way she stopped spray painting herself brown after this special 😂 I love Arigato Grande

it's funny that some people were saying she was blackfishing and her actual skin color is pale, then she stopped with the tan and now y'all saying she is asianfishing lol

Now she really wants to be a Kpop girly.

@Cole McGill oh Cole come on. Stop acting as if she’s your bitch. We aren’t all blind but she stopped spraying that much

This is the funniest thing I've read in a while.

That's sounds like the name for a cat pokemon